Its because hes using right handed sizers and not left handed ones and Dan is Left handed so its harder for him its like trying to write nicely with your nondominant hand, it never ends nice
this was the first dan and phil video I ever saw and let me say- i was confused. but very entertained. my life has never been the same since the day i watched this video.
I feel like I could write a strong seven page thesis about why this is the greatest video on the Internet. No matter how many times I watch it, it still gets to me each time.
i did this for a crafting project at school and got an A. then the teacher thought it was a cool idea so she put squareflakes around the room. i've never told a single soul that it was a dnp reference.
Those square flakes were pretty shit lmao, not that I could do any better haha...but the laugh at the end...stuff of nightmares... though I cant help but feel like I'm being trolled...April Fools??? ¯\(ツ)/¯
this was my first dnp video when i was 11 and i genuinely saw nothing wrong with this video and was obsessed with making square flakes after watching this
Pro Tip: All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. Seriously. A rectangle is a four sided figure- thus a square can be a rectangle too, BUT a square is a four sided figure with all equal sides- thus most rectangles can never be a square :/ There is your random factoid of the day! Congrats! :D
Someone had a "Don't cry, craft!" sticker on their book at my school and they put a picture of school supplies on our yearbook, so guess what ended up on the yearbook cover?! Yup, if you pay close attention you can see part of "Don't cry, craft!" on my yearbook!
They're both good at portraying this off-putting, creepy demeanor, but Phil's tone and expression are masterfully terrifying! Reason #899874 why Phil is somehow the sweetest snowflake ever with the capacity for evil world domination. I also like how these got progressively scarier lol
danandphilcrafts videos are genuinely some of the funniest videos they've ever made imo. like i wish they had done more stuff like this because for some reason this style of humour really matches them
a square is always a rectangle, a rectangle doesn't have to be a square. therefore squareflake is in its literal meaning incorrect, but who the fuck actually cares
I bought £1000 of crafting supplies in anticipation of two crafting videos a day and now my house is just all square flakes and idk i think i have a problem.
'Neat and soft' YO THE SOFT AND NEAT THING WAS HERE ALL ALONG
2:25 or something
Mia Liu SofT aNd nEAt
Mia Liu IKR
Mia Liu I LEGIT HAD NO IDEA AND I WATCHED THIS 900000000 TIMES
Mia Liu 999th like. We will get you to 1k likes, fam
at the end, dan looked like an overjoyed toddler
Don't tell us that
Craft
Really
What do you want Ellie
Your profile pic & username made that sentence 100% more amazing
Wow!!! I didn't know Phils toe was sentient!!! What a sudden realisation that will change my life FOREVER!!!
CRAFT
"hey can i copy your hw"
("soft and neat")
"yea but make sure its not obvious"
("neat and soft")
Ah, well... 3 months later... I wanted to say the same thing... bye
noft and seat
PAHAHGHSGAEYTGTEGFDTGAEK
@@infinitypancakes1040 seat and noft
What if some innocent person who is not a part of the phandom watches this because they simply wanna learn how to make squareflakes?
Welp...
They're in for a *hell* of a ride
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
I'm SO fucking confused...
@@gray09752 NO WAY???? U MUST’VE BEEN SO CONFUSED PLS 😭
@@Wingrave21a canon event 🎉
I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT THIS FANDOM TELLING ME TO CRAFT
+OrigamiHeart101 Don't be sorry...
Craft.
Don't go
Craft
I DONT WANT TO HEAR THE WORD CRAFT EVER AGAIN
*Crap* :P I'm so cheeky.
Rapunzel Craft
Don't listen
CRAFT
Can we just take a second to notice how Phil's looks amazing and Dans looks like it was made by a second grader
I think I remember reading in tabinof that Phil was in an art class in high school lol
What do you want from me what’s a second grader
Its because hes using right handed sizers and not left handed ones and Dan is Left handed so its harder for him its like trying to write nicely with your nondominant hand, it never ends nice
i wanted to say that too
He was good at art, you can read about it in this amazing book is not on fire
Don't cry, craft.
Queen brock wow I'm not the only one in the universe who knows who colby is but also is a fan of Dan and phil ._.
Queen brock wanted to give this comment a like but it's 666
oh my god 666 it’s perfect
Omg you have 666 likes
Dana Jamieson WOW ME 2
had to come back to this 9 years later still iconic
boy do i have news for u
Oh my god
Absolutely perfect timing.
insane
update: what the fuck did i just watch
So from a April fools joke you've got a silver plaque. Hahahaha got to love UA-cam 👍
Their jokes always backfire
Don't give them a plaque
cRaFt
Don't be fooled...
CRAFT
amelia I was raised by the wolves
I mean, what? Hehe *scratches neck*
Avery Canzi don't scratch
CRAFT
i'm very sorry
they are never living this down
Don't live things down...
Craft ;)
Don't live things down
Go down on Phil
Voldemort Severus Potter Nice name.
Nice comment.
I like you.
is that jane crocker i see >:3
Isabella Arredondo Very true
Phil: neat and soft
Me: u said it backwards
Everybody makes mistakes
Hannah?
Everybody has those days
Everybody gets that way
He likes it backwards
Currently rewatching all the crafts, pinof and internet support groups
-Ø-Shotgun Sinners-Ø- hi
good luck w/ your sanity (tho this was commented 9 months ago idc)
same
Same
currently rewatching e v e r y t h i n g
*waits for danandphilBEAUTY*
Totally!
YES WHEN WILL IT END😂😂Joke love you guys! I want DanAndPhilBake
Ohhhh me tooo!!
please
XxMHAnimeGirlxX next year... around this time.. probably. lol
we're never letting this video go aren't we.
Nope.
Nevah
Not a chance. I watch this freaking religiously XD
Never XD
Not ever
something went wrong with my squareflake there is blood everywhere and three people are dead send help
This video was actually them revealing they are illuminati. You see the triangles? I think you should make a video. There is more proof.
SENPAI
Let's all agree to never get creative again.
armed and dangerous
Was it green? Because green is not a creative colour
Did anyone else come back to watch the originals now that there’s a new video?
YYEEEESSSS
we are the same person
Yes omg
🎉
Oh my gods...
"neat and soft"
*"soft and neat"*
Abhipsha Sahu I just realized this while rewatching these too!!
XD
Abhipsha Sahu 666 likes
this was the first dan and phil video I ever saw and let me say- i was confused. but very entertained. my life has never been the same since the day i watched this video.
me too i celebrate my anniversary today in the phandom
+phan de sal has your life been destroyed
Happy anniversary
PROTIP!
PROTIP
SO THIS IS WHERE DON'T CRY, CRAFT COMES FROM
Belle M. Yep. I'm sorry on the phandoms behalf
And pro tip!
Yup
Welcome to the fandom...
Belle M. And soft and neat
Even 8 years later this is still iconic
OMG THEIR FRINGES HAVE SWAPPED HOW HAS NOONE NOTICED
MysticMelonxo omg they are
it may have been filmed on a laptop.
front camera
MysticMelonxo no the camera was just flipped
MysticMelonxo I have but the camera has flipped I think
I feel like I could write a strong seven page thesis about why this is the greatest video on the Internet. No matter how many times I watch it, it still gets to me each time.
***** don't write a strong seven page thesis about why this is the greatest video on the internet
CRAFT!
Same. I'm creeped out to the same level each time I watch it
OH MY GOSH SAME IT GETS ME EVERYTIME AND AFTER I LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY N
Don't write a seven page thesis about why this is the greatest video in the internet
CRAFT
Sydney Driskell HOW IS IT LEGAL TO HAVE A SPACE THAT BIG
I showed my mom this video and she asked if Dan and Phil are mentally unstable
probably because they are
Basically 😂😂
Phanic! At the Twenty-øne Chemical Discøs Go show her the potato prints video
i think just dan
the answer is yes
Binge watching all three videos on this fine Easter/April Fool's Day. I'm sad there won't be anymore (at least for now 😉)
Tacosaurus same
If they don't post one this year we will find them
And we will make them post a video
I'm literally binging them on my last day of summer vacation before high school. No regrets.
maybe this year. 21 days
aaaand…. nope
100k subscribers. Enjoy your UA-cam plaque guys, danandphilcrafts deserves it completely.
DonT enjoy
CRAFT
Don't enjoy the plaque
Craft
I'm proud to be in this phandom
I knew it^ i didn't even have to bother scrolling down.
Michaela Burke I feel like this is the ultimate pun of the phandom
And the whole time... They were rectangles
you broke the world
Emily Moran actually squares are rectangle *break the internet* 😂
Actually a square has equal length sides and a rectangle does not.
the definition of rectangle in math is... wait i don't know what it is in english😂
Parallel? Say 2 are 3 meters and 2 are 5 meters. A square's side would all be the same length. That is how a rectangle is different to a square.
I know this was an April Fool's joke but I still subbed anyways bc why not
Don't sub
CRAFT
Eleanor Cowan XD
Sub up
The CRAFT!!
FallOutParamoreAtTheDisco 387 I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL :(
Laylacute54 I did too at first, but then I read the comments.
Don't cry, craft
That is my senior quote.
same probably
ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS AND THIS JOKE IS STILL GOING STRONG
It's kind of amazing XDD
dont type in caps lock
craft
PRO TIP
Crafts are just so EXCITING
So true
Craft
White lips
Pale face
Breathing in
Squareflakes
Sydney Swartzel 😂
Burnt Dan
Sour taste
And they say he's in the class bae team
It should be white lips glitter face breathing in the squareflakes
JustaPhangirl lol ik were thats from
Every squareflakes's different just like you
I love you omg
Savy1124 UNLESS JACK COPIES YOU AND STEALS YOUR IDEA THEN TURNS IT INTO THE TEACHER FIRST AND GETS A PRAISE THEN YOU GET SCREWED OVER
Panic! At The Fangirl xD
Katherine M hello fellow Killjoy, I love you also
I died when I saw that and gerards beautiful voice rang through my mind
this was 3 years ago already wtf that’s some scary stuff right there.
we’re all dying.
5 years now
Now it's 5 years
this was 5 years ago already wtf that’s some scary stuff right there.
we’re all dying.
5 now...
Jaime Danielle literally
How did they not laugh during this? I wouldn't last 3 seconds without laughing so hard I'm in a ball on the floor
Emily Walsh
Knowing them,they probably did laugh. Maybe a lot of bloopers,too.
Emily Walsh did you not see the end
true
Emily Walsh where were you at the end?
I'm not quite sure if I'm entertained or disturbed or both
The almost horrifying laughter was disturbing
RAPHAAA
APRIL FOOLS
Don't be disturbed
CRAFT
Don't be entertained
Craft.
OMG HE SAID NEAT AND SOFT IMDEAD
this dude is nerdy I'm sorry I ruined the perfect 100 likes by liking 😿
this dude is nerd Mandella affect??
this dude is nerdy
I MADE THIS TO 666
NOBODY ELSE LIKE THIS COMMENT
this dude is nerdy hehe well we are doomed cause I made it 911
this dude is nerdy HOLY SHITTT
creativity is nothing without friendship..
when they say soft and neat in the new one and here they say neat and soft and you freak out 😂
arandømphannel MANDELA EFFECT!!!! 😂
arandømphannel I
My life is definitely improved.
Hey Christopher!!!!!
Craft
Don't have a life
Craft
Don't be improved
CRAFT
dont think your life is improved
CRAFT
They made me think of Sam and Laybia
2:42 dan looks genuinely terrified 😂
yesss 😂😂😂
XD
Talitha Smith e
T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D
I'm sorry
Catherine Newsom crying atm
So we all rewatching today? Neat.
Soft and neat
i did this for a crafting project at school and got an A. then the teacher thought it was a cool idea so she put squareflakes around the room. i've never told a single soul that it was a dnp reference.
Good job Tabitha
Now you did tell a lot of souls
OMG
That sounds incredible... I would probs make the squareflakes actual squares instead of a rectangle
ARMY
My mom is about to go to a funeral. And I want to remind her:
Don't cry, CRAFT!
PROTIP
^
wow^_^
am i the only one that thought of DHMIS The Creativity Song while watching this...??
+Rhi Rhi omg
I just realised this was an April fools joke. I am crying. No, not crafting,
CRYING
I can't *****, I'm trying but this is just too much to take in 😢
Don't take in
CRAFT!
phil's fringe why does phil's fringe have an account...
but more importantly...
don't ask that...
CRAFT!
Don't cry
CRAFT.
Don't cry
Craft
These guys sold me fentanyl in 2014
Why is an April fools joke more successful than my entire life
+Emily P same
+Emily P Omg 😂 same
not joking actually same
That is sadly true
+Emily P so true
I was crafting with laughter.
PROTIP
PROTIP!
PROTIP
PROTIP
+seven crazy cookies PROTIP
''We plan on uploading twice everyday''
Has 1 video from 9 months ago.
check the date
Yeah because it's an April Fools joke.
shhh mystery ok
I'm laughing my but off at these peoples stupidity^
+Bestie Vlogs321 same!
this is the most sarcastic thing ive ever watched i am LIVING
We need to get them to a million subs so they can get another plaque 😂
OMG YES
+heyheyItshayley time advertise
Agreed
They did get s plark
yass!!
I got a poem for 2:56
Roses are dead
Crafts are outspoken
I'm sorry phandom
The dan machines broken
Tesco Fangirls dan machine broke
I'm just a broking machine...
Understandable have a great day
Oh he's broken, do you want me to fix him, he'll be with me for about, hmmmm let's sayyyy, until the day I die and then you can have him back!
I wonder if they planned all of these before
Them laughing like that actually made me uncomfortable 😂
I for some reason started laughing with them and my dad looked at me like I was insane😂😂
I just laughed like a maniac cuz WHY NOT
Pessimistic Procrastinator same but my brother just sarcastically asked if i was ok
shoutout to all the fellow stereo listeners back here now that we know it was improvised
yes sir
I LAUGHED SO HARD I AM LYING ON THE FLOOR BAWLING MY EYES OUT PLEASE HELP ME I AM A MESS
don't cry, craft
Same
Those square flakes were pretty shit lmao, not that I could do any better haha...but the laugh at the end...stuff of nightmares... though I cant help but feel like I'm being trolled...April Fools??? ¯\(ツ)/¯
Same
But remember dont cry, craft.
Happiest Dan has ever been, JK, you can see he's dying inside. He won't cry so he crafts
there is so much sarcasm im laughing so hard rn
I sound like I've been possessed I'm laughing so much
Brianne Perkins same! Ver ver embarrassing. Dammit dan and phil!
Brianne Perkins that is literally the MOST TERRIFYING THING I'VE EVER SEEN
WE NEED MORE SARCASTIC PHIL
😂
this was my first dnp video when i was 11 and i genuinely saw nothing wrong with this video and was obsessed with making square flakes after watching this
as you should
LMAO
this is beauty guru af
:)
kyleisperfect
Don't smile
CRAFT
Don't be a beauty guru
CRAFT
kyleisperfect I was dying laughing at this comment! :D
Katt Win don't die
CRAFT
Can we like get a new DanAndPhilCrafts video every year on April 1? That would honestly be amazing.
+Heather Of Hyrule agreed
YASSSSS
+Heather Of Hyrule i don't think that they will ever sign back in to this account
Agree
+Heather Of Hyrule why can't we get one just every day!
I can't believe we are still watching this tbh
Meow
i cant believe kids these days will never experience the greatness that is dnp crafts
Is it bad that I could see my teacher playing this in class thinking it was a real tutorial
omg LMAO hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD
Crazy Muffin Animations just imagine them seeing the suggestions on the side: "Watching Strange Porn??"
My little sister teacher did!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
GODDAMIT DAN AND PHIL ITS NOT A SQUARE ITS A RECTANGLE... XD
Pro Tip: All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.
Seriously. A rectangle is a four sided figure- thus a square can be a rectangle too, BUT a square is a four sided figure with all equal sides- thus most rectangles can never be a square :/
There is your random factoid of the day! Congrats! :D
HanaKay47 why did you get no likes for this
Probably cuz I only wrote it a week ago XD
Halle Russell IT CAN BE A SQUARE IF THEY WANT IT TO BE A SQUARE
Intense scissoring
+Alanna Booplesnoot PROTIP
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LESBIANS
+Areli Madrigal same
LESBIPROTIP
i can't believe its been 8 years since this gem
They seem possessed in this video
TheAlleyCat _ they are...........
000 The1andonly SEVEN ZERO SEVEN
Zahrah Rahman
YYAASSS
TheAlleyCat _ watch the next one
TheAlleyCat _ marina Joyce
Someone had a "Don't cry, craft!" sticker on their book at my school and they put a picture of school supplies on our yearbook, so guess what ended up on the yearbook cover?! Yup, if you pay close attention you can see part of "Don't cry, craft!" on my yearbook!
Bywater Gal omfg that's amazing
Yes just yes
Next year: DanAndPhilASMR
edit: WOA H GUYS THANKS FOR THE LIKES ???
XD
PachinkAndKazaam I don't normally like asmr but if they did it I would probably get pregnant
THEY DID ASMR IN THE NEW PINOF XD
YAHS
IKR
“Make sure the corners line up or you’ll be sad at the lack of symmetry
This is why I love them
There better be a new one on April 1, I've been making too many squareflakes.
ikr I'm drowning in theam right now
Same
I MESSED UP I DID SOMETHING WRONG.. IM SUCH AN IDIOT I CANT MAKE A FREAKING SQUARE FLAKE!!!
awww maaan
Lilly Schmidt xDDD
Just watching these videos again, thinking how satanic these actually are
Tawnylikespizza If you think this is satanic, you should watch their “potato stamp” video. Twist ending!
Jess Greene yep wonder what was going through their heads at that point.
For next year do DanAndPhilBeauty
and the DanAndPhilDance
HAHAHAHAHA YESS YES PLEASE
DanAndPhilCooking!
Love Eyes Lester XD YAAAAASH
+Manon Daisy Yasssssssss
It's like Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared all over again
white lips
pale face
breathing in
SQUARE FLAKES
Burnt crafts
Square taste
kindaoddmilla I NO JOKE WAS LISTENING TO THIS SONG WHILE READING THIS AND THAT PART PLAYED AS I WAS READING IT AM I BEING ATTACKED
kindaoddmilla white lips, glitter face. breathing in square flakes
kindaoddmilla same
the square flakes
You won the internet
Don't win the Internet
CRAFT!
Nicolette Bostick oh my god I was just scrolling like "when does it end???"
Dont win
CRAFT!
Nerrida the siren and dont cry, CRAFT
Nicolette Bostick too far
you know you're in too deep when you're 99.9% sure this is a joke, but you know damn well you'd religiously watch dan and phil do crafts
True.
And you subscride anyway XD
Sierra M I was like "omg Dan and Phil" then click subscribe ignoring the fact that today is April Fools'
Cant believe how true this is
True, that's me for sure
Dont cry, craft. I still live by that.
Instead of "I do" at their wedding, they'll say "I craft"
dont worry i didnt need a heart anyway
+Shelby Butler we've got seven years dw it's not until 2022 lol :p
+michael johns I know right lol
We will all be there and through are square flakes on them, and craft all day. You know what if they get married we all better be invited!
+Jessica Wright Our invitations better be on square flakes.
It's getting harder and harder to prove that the UA-camrs and bands that I like are not totally fricking insane
Panic Trash I know
Panic Trash same I think it might just be that I’m insane??
I feel the same
I think it’s just coz they r frickin insane😂😂
I know
only true 90's kids remember danandphilCRAFTS
AHH oh my god Allie I LOVE your videos
But... I was born in 2000...
Don't remember
Craft.
i watched this video when i'm drunk and i hysterically cried from the stress
Who's here in 2017? Nobody? Good, u have more life than me.
Edit: wtf Why all these likes omg whuUt
And now it's 2018 wowza
No i don't
I'm here
Craft
xD fail
I'm here
Wing_Fam21 I'm here too. 24/10/17
Wing_Fam21 Oh no, I'm here too
They're both good at portraying this off-putting, creepy demeanor, but Phil's tone and expression are masterfully terrifying! Reason #899874 why Phil is somehow the sweetest snowflake ever with the capacity for evil world domination. I also like how these got progressively scarier lol
Arya Kaiba I know right I love how much Phil gets into character, he's so good at it
It almost reminds me of like older amazingphil videos
Arya Kaiba i dont mind phil dominating the world
PROTIP
danandphilcrafts videos are genuinely some of the funniest videos they've ever made imo. like i wish they had done more stuff like this because for some reason this style of humour really matches them
They better post again this April 1st
ikr
FROOT
+Xdcplayer I almost spit out my drink reading your comment😂
I know right
Ikr
Dan: Come on sweety say it
Baby: D-
Dan: Say dada
Baby: Don't cry craft!
Dan: *existentialcrisis*
Alysa the fangirl in too many fandoms that's beautiful
Do you think they noticed afterword that the squareflakes aren't actually square
lol
a rectangle can be a square, so yes, technically, it classifies as a squareflake. and it doesn't sound good as "rectangleflake" anyway
+eliza soon to be howlter i meant "a square could be a rectangle" whoops
a square is always a rectangle, a rectangle doesn't have to be a square. therefore squareflake is in its literal meaning incorrect, but who the fuck actually cares
+Eve x I just realized that dan is cutting with his right hand AND I'VE WATCHED THIS MILLIONS OF TIME. ¬¬
When they did that laughing bit it sent me into one of those uncomfortable laugh attacks that you can't stop no matter what
we plan on uploading twice a day!
*uploads two times*
well I guess they gave up after day 1
Basically me trying to convince myself to study
The Hopeless Fangirl oohhhhhh
LilliMango yeah
Lol😂
It was uploaded on APRIL 1ST so... Yeah...
IT'S 2016 AND WE'RE STILL WATCHING THIS
Dil
Dilly
join us
DIL I've seen you at made vids!
Dil, how do you feel about your parents destroying your life? They will probably ruin everything with Tabatha, just like Erica, Summer and Eliza.
😂😂
I bought £1000 of crafting supplies in anticipation of two crafting videos a day and now my house is just all square flakes and idk i think i have a problem.
Glad it wasn't just me then
Errrrr.....SAME!!
I think we all did.
+Curtis Rowland you're not alone my child
ITS JUST A PIECE OF A FREAKING PAPER!
The. . .well, it ain’t holy, but it’s a trinity of sayings:
“Don’t cry, craft”
“Protip”
“Soft and neat”
The Unholy Trinity
I watch this every day.
Twice a day
+Lucy Holland 47 times an hour. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
+Rene Wu is that Tyler Joseph I see
It's my religion to watch in everyday..... PRO TIP
Twice.
OMG THIS IS WHERE THE "craft" THING CAME FROM???
wow I'm slow...
+Niakla the cub 3 Same
Don't be slow
Craft
It took me this long too...
Ikr same
+Niakla the cub 3 So am I bro don't worry
"New videos twice a day!"
"PRO TIP!"
"Squareflake!"
"Don't cry, CRAFT!"
I'm so done with this phandom.
Play the Add Music button over the laughter at the end and it's the most terrifying thing ever.
Don't Cry...Craft.
Brisa Gonzalez sadly it's april fools
*flips table*
Brisa Gonzalez I love this phandom
Still done though
I watch this every few months religiously
I stabbed a child because I forgot the pro-tip .. Don't forget the pro-tips kids..
Dont forget
Craft
Pro tip!
Don't stab children
Shoot them...or just craft
Beautiful icon
+Kaylay Davidson mcr
I forced my brother to watch these. he said "it makes you question your life choices". he loves it.
lol that's amazing
WHAT ITS BEEN FIVE MONTHS I STILL WATCH THIS LIKE EVERY DAY
It was April fools they posted it on 😂🌚
same
yes I'm not allone:)
Twice
SAME
I love how this is calm and chaotic this is at the same time