How to make Christmas cookies!
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BAKING INSTRUCTIONS!!
You need:
225g (8 oz) plain flour
110g (4 oz) caster sugar
110g (4 oz) cold chopped butter
a MEDIUM EGG
a teaspoon of water
baking sheets and trays
mixing bowl
some kind of mixer but a wooden spoon turned out to be okay!
Decorating icing!
pre heat oven to 180'c (gas mark 4) 350'F
Mix flour, sugar and butter in a processor until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs. this may take 400 years.
Add the egg and a teaspoon of water and mix again until it starts to glob together into a smooth ball! You can use your hand for this near the end.
FLOUR THE SURFACE, roll out the dough to a thickness of a £1 coin or 3 ants stacked and cut out shapes!
BAKE THEM FOR 10 - 15 MINUTES - swap the shelves over half way through!
Don't worry if they are slightly soft when they come out the oven! They will harden.
Cool on a wire rack. When the biscuits are cold, decorate!!
Back to the time when Dan was still able to say whisk comfortably.😅
panic!_at_the_TØP_concert _ I was soooo looking for this comment
panic!_at_the_TØP_concert _ God plz do not mention that
panic!_at_the_TØP_concert _ that's exactly what I was thinking!
Ruby Park if you're still wondering Dan watched an inappropriate and somewhat scaring video that had a whisk in it.
cooking class at school is not the same for me anymore
Dan Howell:
• loved by millions globally
• influential
• basically owns the internet with Phil
• Gone on 2 international tours
• made 2 books and a DVD and game
• *yet still doesn’t know what a belt is*
He knows what it is he's wearing one he just doesn't know how to use one or he most likely just couldn't be bothered to wear it properly lol
@@kaedeakamatsu1045 oh hey kaede
You can tell Dan and Phil just started living together. The amount of restrained-weirdness between the two shows they weren't entirely in their own weird skins around each other.
Barbossa compared to their more recent videos this looks kind of stiff. Nowadays they just move around each other like people who share a psychic connection. Like people that know each other for years and even lived together for a long time, I like that dynamic.
Barbossa ok but they shared the same side of the same cookie
idk maybe its only weird to me
nowadays they call each other sporks and rats and it is completely normal
and now they collectively share one braincell
@@Bri_King lmfaoo
I like how the fruit juice is at the back of the kitchen near the sink and the alcohol is on the breakfast bar.
And they wonder why Dil always wants a drink in the morning.
when Dan force feeds Phil a cookie
Cindy Ellen omg I know
Cindy Ellen right 😂
Cindy Ellen me and my friend making cookies in a nutshell
like my niece force feeding my mom french fries with ketchup on them even though my mom hates ketchup XD
Cindy Ellen is nobody gonna talk about the white stuff on phils face at 1:51
Oh Phil, there was never a better King of the universe.
Ugh
I love both these comments
Morgan Loves Lions I love you
Mellon Nin and you as well
Strangely Morgan "what's on your tombstone, Dan?" "...[ugh]"
'Left or right. Right or left. Everybody's whisking up and down.'
Foreshadowing.
Georgia Parker Your profile pic xD i was watching that and i was like 'i should totally screenshot that'
Don't get it...
Jenni __ Oh, how innocent one can be..
Georgia Parker Lol i dont know
Jenni __ me neither
Phil said Phil and dan. I'm uncomfortable
Oh my God
Dans pants are lower than my self esteem
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04 And I'm more useless than Dan's belt
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04 his pants are a lot higher than my self esteem
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04 i started freaking out you roasted your self im sorry
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04 same tho
Ayyyyyyyyyy
Back when whisks could be mentioned without triggering Dan.
Jess W STOP CRINGE
Omfg I love how Dan just shoves his hands down his pants, super mega casual
thank you. i thought i was the only one i saw that!!
he was tucking in his shirt LOLOL u made me choke
aha it just looked really weird!!!
that is one fabulous name. i'm no kidding i love the name gwen. i sound so weird. I'm so sorry if i terrified you with my comment
i was talking to you i think? um and thanks have a nice day too! :) +RaspberryGames
I never realized how much they showed their skin, now they live in Giant hoodies
And now they are more comfortable
On contrary to Dan’s new post in September 2020
England is cold
niw they have a house
the phude....
I love how Dan just casually shoves his hands down his pants... and then feeds Phil a cookie..
Finally someone notices besides me
Haha yeah and he does it twice!!
+Savannah Roddy Whhat time did it happen
+Swagalicious GangstaGirl omg ur profile pic ❤️😂
+RageQuit9087 dallas grier 6:58
when its been 5 years and you still cant tell whether or not theyre holding hands at 5:27
AND when dan stuffs the cookie into phils mouth *on the same side that dan was eating off of*
RillBall thank u for making me craft
it's dan holding his own hand lol
RillBall they are
RillBall and when he stuffed the cookie in Phils mouth AHHHHH
Who else watches the whole video then comes back to the comments and rewatch any parts that are commented below?
I do😂
Me too! XD
YES
OMG YES
I was JUST doing that!!! 😂😂👌🏽👌🏽
We has bread crumbs !
Galaxy Creature me
"I thought you were going to hit me over the head like a psychopath!"
"I did but the camera is rolling."
hmm wonder what that means....
Rose LIFE it legit means he was gonna knock him out with a rolling pin...
Rose LIFE I like how phil showed no reaction after he said that
It means the cherry fic reversed that's what it means
Rose LIFE It means that he would have hit him but the camra was rolling so he didnt want to...calm the f down
I LOVE PHIL LESTER im pretty sure she was being sacastic
Phil: A broken mixing device!
Dan: THANKS TESCOS.
+Nina Luccy why is the whisk broken ;)
+Charlie Brooks Memories of Tyler Oakley...
+Charlie Brooks NO NONONONONONONONO NOOOO
Tescos is pretty crap
+Sophie Johnson agreed
The subtitles who the hell wrote the closed captions
Turn on “English” not auto generated. And read them it’s like
* dan smol scream *
* look at Phil’s cute face *
Dan ....
Dan wrote them
@@메간o nope. caption says Carol Rossi :)
On their gaming videos there's captions like these, funny comments, and its hilarious. I really recc. watching their vids with closed captions!
You are a hero this is the best thing I could have done with this video
i always watch their videos with captions it's so fun
I like how Dan casually shoved his hands down his pants while Phil was talking :')
He was tucking in his shirt xD
i was reading th comments to see if someone noticed omg just laughed my ass of :D
amanda kpor ...Somebody make a fanfic :')
suprising boxer touching ? :')) put the link when you're done *q*
um no not actually that cool he thn touches his 'placenta cookie' and eats it.
Omg look how much they've grown now. CANT. CONTROL. THESE NOSTALGIC FEELIGNGGGSS
And thus, baking with Dan and Phil was born
2017 and I'm still here.
It's 2018
Vaishnavi Singh 2018
2018!!!
Vaishnavi Singh 2018 and I’m here
Heh. 2018
6:38 DAN WHAT ARE U DOING
+Holly Potter exactly!!! what the hell?! i replayed it several times but still don't understand
He's shoving his hands down his pants 😂
and he looks at phil before doing that ahhh
+Loner A ikr ❤ I
Ohhh now I know
DAN WHY DID YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS DOWN YOUR PANTS OMG LMAO love ya both tho
Love ur username and photo
Dan your hands in your pants why
I'm sorry you had to see your father with his hands down there, Dil.
Go fix your radio...DIL
Stop stalking your father and go play with the pig, Dil.
Go fix you radio! And Clean the office. And make a hamburger cake.
He's caught you doing some pretty dodgy stuff too Dil
I didn't think it was possible for something to be lower than my self esteem, yet Dan's pants have somehow managed it.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW ADORABLE IT WAS WHEN HE SHOCED THE COOKIE IN PHILS MOUTH
*shoved
HI
+BellaIsNotVeryCool HALLO :3
Emotional Donut Hope =3
+BellaIsNotVeryCool :D
There's 2 types of people
Dan: DIE DIE
Phil: THEY HAVE FEELINGS
Dan: DIE
Phil: THEY HAVE FEELINGS
Dan: DIE
Phil: they have feelings...
I'm Phil....
I'm totally dan lol
I'm dan
sarcastic butt same here XD
Lol, Same.
"A broken whisk"
How'd that get broken, Dan?
Savannah Aleksic no just no
Savannah Aleksic XD oml!
Savannah Aleksic Tesco
Savannah Aleksic stop it just plz
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
when dan and phil release a new baking video so i have to go back and watch each of the previous ones
" I get inappropriately excited about tinsel"
-dan howell
Hmmmm I wonder what that thing around Phil's neck is?!?!?
Oh wait....
Cara Doyle Kinsella
i was thinking the same thing xD
Cara Doyle Kinsella where is that part at?
Autumn babe its in a different video I think its in dans video "the truth about December" I'm not sure though :-/
okey thxs lol I'll try to find it
+how do i become a rare pepe SAME
Dan shoved his cookie into Phil's mouth...I ship it
Cierrah Pink I think everyone here does
Soleil Turnage Yep xD
I thought this meant something way different when I first read it
Jenni Phangirl Oh jeez xD
So? That's coz they r friends!
when Dan and Phil made a song about whisking o.o little did Dan know....
XD
Ah yes back when Dan could still look at one with out vomiting
+Craftisinsidemyskin PROTIP (Grace) I don't know the deal with the whisk can someone explain please?
XD
Omg! XD little did he know O-O
"What are you capable of?"
Me: I am capable of having moderately high self esteem for an emo
Lola Alvarado nice
noice
Lola Alvarado I'm not
True
I’m capable of eating 10x the amount of a normal human and gaining 5 pounds
little did dan know the effect the whisk would soon have on him
lol
I see u in all of the comments
+GamerGirl184 haha yeah I really love Dan and Phil. and I love commenting 😂
i was looking for this in the comments and its the 1st thing that comes up ahha
I watched the whisk video and life is ruined
0:43 the most Dan skin anyone will ever see
I bet Phil saw more.
IFight ForPotatoRights I'm done with you
Have you seen dans photo booth pictures?! 😅
Javeed Naseem Not anymore 😂😂💔
what about the first dan vs phil
back in the day when whisks were innocent..
yeah *shudder*
* shudders *
*shudders*
oh jeez
wнιѕĸ ahhhhh nooo not whisk 😭😭😂😂
4:17 Can- can I have the- Phil can I just- PHIL I WANT THE- ugh ok fine I’ll wait... yay :D
PFFFTSSHSHDHHS lol
"A broken whisk"
I wonder why it's broken
oh god please stop
Omg NOOOO
noooooo
DON'T GO THERE
Nooooo Dan what have you been doing?!?
7:09 **casually watching video until** oh mY GOSH I SHIP ITT
Welcome to the PHANdom
Please leave your soul outside and come inside but be warned once you enter the Phandom house you may never leave
Don't go crazy
Craft
It's so cute :)
FanFreakinTastic pause the video at 5:28 trust me you'll explode
0:43 it's not nice to kill people dan
Grace Lee What did he killed?
Grace Lee I was looking for this comment 😂🤘🏻😍
he killed the phandom. we so shook that he showed his stomach so we died. he killed us.
Oh my gawd, crush my soul with a table, it'll hurt less then what he's doing to my heart.
He kind of almost had slight abs
I remember watching this when it first came out. I was 12. I'm 21 now and I have my own flat, every morning I walk into my kitchen and sing 'Its a breakfast bar stoooool it's a breakfast bar stool!'
as you should
Dan made a P-cookie and Phil made a D-cookie
...
Fill in yourself
Thats what I thought
Im confused
He meant p for Phil and d for dan
marijke313 More like..
Phill in yourself!
Mutha Quacka Holy shit. THEY WERE! THEY WERE! THEY WERE!
Petition for Dan and Phil to react to this Christmas video
YES!!
More like petition for dan to react to him singing the whisk sing
YAAASS
Yesssssssss
YES
Dan looks like a Dalek with his whisk for an arm😂
LeaPhiline lol
hey whovian☺
this video is adorable ugh I want to meet them
I was looking for this comment!
I don't know why I always come back and watch all the baking videos at random times of the year 😂. Anyone else?
YEP
They're strangely comforting
me
6:38 DAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Laughing Gadget I THOUGHT ONLY I NOTICED
Terrible Blerson I think he was just tucking his shirt into his pants, but it did look pretty weird
He's pulling a Gerard Way move
"bread crumbs bread crumbs everywhere, everyone is eating bears"
5:35 "hi, so my name is [Dan]"
Cristy Lopez never have I said lol and actually laugh out loud until I read this
Cristy Lopez 😂😂😂😂😂
Cristy Lopez cringe
He heheheheh
This is the funniest comment on here lmao
Dan correcting the Pronunciation of caster in the exact same way 11 years later. They are so
that’s what i thought❤
did anyone else see Dan stick his hands in his pants for about 5-10 sec
mgrace 2244 👍 yep
mgrace 2244 yeah 😂
When
+Alana Harder 6:38
mgrace 2244 yup
3:00
Dan: Past the point of
Me: PAAAAAAST THE POINT OF NO RETUUUUUURN! NO GOING BACK NOOOOW!
Emily Clark I love phantom of the opera!!!
Fellow Phantom fan!
I think you all mean *Phandom of the opera* 🌝 ok I’ll leave now
THE BRIDGE IS CROSSED SO STAND AND WATCH IT BUUUURRNNN
0:39
Dan's pants are lower than my self esteem
Anytime I feel sad I just go through and watch all their baking videos in chronological order and everything is right again
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Dan fed Phil the cookie he took a bite from? Okay.
[Insert fangirling here]
Azelma Thenardier saaaaame
Azelma Thenardier
**Screeches like a pterodactyl**
I have successfully made the likes on this comment 69...
You’re welcome
no we're not
Phangirling
phil, if you see this, answer me this one burning question. WHAT IS DANYUL DOIN AT 6:37
Musiconda :3 ditto that's why I'm in the comments
Musiconda :3 ikr what the hell
Musiconda :3 tucking his shirt in. when you're fidgety, you feel the need to kinda just move your limbs, so he was just leaning forwards, it was completely innocent.
Sawyer Klein finally someone who isn't shouting about a bunch of creepy stuff
he couldn't resist, he had to have a lil touchy bc of philly ;)
They're like a British Smosh! ❤️
I know right :-)
Phil you should totally recreate this 10 years later to see if your skills have improved in the past decade!
"A placenta cookie!"
Me: Hmm, wonder what that it. Let me search it up. **search in Google Images**
WHAT THE FREAKING FRICK FRACK
Why am I crafting What is a placenta cookie???
+I am Nothing a placenta is what a baby eats while in the uterus (vagina)
dubbydubbyQUACKE ... oh
dubbydubbyQUACKE omg it doesn't eat the placenta 😂 oxygen and nutrients travel THROUGH the placenta to the baby whilst in the uterus
I believe in some cultures they eat it. But I’m not 100% certain.
phil's star cookie looks like marjuana tbh😂
How do you know what marihuana looks like ;)
Maria Rivas lol :')
Hehe .o.
Phil's houseplants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+kassandra meza BWHAHAH
everyone is commenting about their hands supposedly being held by one another, is nobody seeing that dan either did or was pretending to spank phil with the rolling pin !!!!!!!!!!!
Luna0rbit_ WHEN
Cheeto Dawson at the beginning, when Phil said “I thought you were gonna hit me over the head!” :3
did and was means the same thing sweet heart
Peyton serrano They mean he either DID do it, or WAS PRETENDING to do it. You missed a word.
Wait what?? Where?
4:05 ... DANYUL DID YOU JUST?..
I'll leave now...
Danisnotonchairs ., i’ll go home😂
Danisnotonchairs ., I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I'm just gonna skrt
2020 and I'm still here...
It's funny how Dan constantly talks about whisks without cringing, that is before Tyler Oakley stripped him of his innocence.
Okay can someone tell me what video that was because I have for some reason not watched it yet
Lauren Lockridge Yep, already saw it, but thanks anyway xD
What is dan's thing with whisks? I'm so confused
Yep
Gee thanks tyler -_- (XD LMAO POOR DAN)
BUT HOW DID THAT WHISK GET BROKEN AYE LMAO
IM TRIGGERED 1!1!!1!!!
im going to go craft in a corner
Oml
OH MY WORD DELETE THIS COMMENT IM TRIGGERED
I'm so done with this fandom :|
6:39 Dan what are you doing to my poor heart?
Oh my 😂😂😂
Cam Irwin i wish i could say he was tucking in his shirt... but who tucks in their shirt like that xD
Cam Irwin I've never noticed that before D:
+Demigod Superhero!!! What would he be doing otherwise?
Hmm. Ok. Sorry just me being an too innocent for the Internet again.... I don't understand half of the apparent innuendos on it (and I mean spent as in apparently they are innuendos I just don't notice)(so yeah)*****
okay but seriously TO THIS DAY whenever i crack an egg i hear dan's voice "no egg shell" and usually say it out loud too. and the clapping. i didn't realise it how much i do it until i rewatched this.
GUYS THERE R MORE SONGS TO AD TO THE LADEERS E.P. ALBUM!!
Omg yass send me the link when your done plz! 💞
+Piper McLean YES
+TheDanToMyPhil Wait are you serious DID YOU REALLY MAKE AN ALBUM HOLY SHIT
+TheDanToMyPhil yay!
YAAAAAAYY
Dan: "DIE! DIE!"
Phil: THEY HAVE FEELINGS! THEY HAVE FEELINGS!"
Describes them pretty well, right?
Oh, Phil....
there are 2 types of people
Just like the phandom
their personalities in a nutshell
Why is nobody talking about 3:07?? That was freakin CUTE
Ikr
ikr
+BellaIsNotVeryCool your name triggered me. 😉
+Bella Honn 😂😂
IKR
here because dapg hiatus is over and this was the first video i've stumbled across 11 years ago
i've got three homework assignments due in half an hour so naturally i decided to binge watch dan and phil
Literally me rn
Your lucky, I have 93
And 92 are overdue
Sans🕴
My trial exams start tomorrow, and im dan and phil binge-ing :3
I have finals Tomorrow, so naturally I'm obsessing over Phil
Is no one going to talk about Dan's little strut into the screen with Pikachu down his shirt at the end?
Finally someone says something about it, and it's sooo hilarious
That's my favorite part
He always needs to pull his pants up xD
BEST.BIT.BY.FAR
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT!!
HOW was this 12 years ago 🥲 coming back and watching in my late 20s hits different
I know that it is October 2015 but I decided to rewatch this. Anyway did anyone notice at 4:17 and the few following seconds that Dan melt reaching for the dough from Phil and when he got it he looked so happy. They make me so happy :)
Kept*
+Bree P. go on to 5:27
+Yolanda Gordon don't crush our dreams
Are we just ignoring the fact that DAN TRIED TO PLAYFULLY SPANK PHIL WITH A ROLLING PIN
Finally!!!! Someone else sees it!!!!! >.< PHAN 4 EVA!!!
ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS AT 5:28?!?!
Lily McGovern Of Course Not (We ALL see it!!!!!!) :]
Lily McGovern omg
ThisMightBeMe you all are going to die at 6:09 then when Dan shares his cookie with Phil???
Did anyone else notice Dan put his hands down his pants at 6:38 ? 😍😍😍😂😂
yep and then he touched the cookies XD lmao but a bit grossed out
O.o ew.. Gross.... Lol
He was tucking in his shirt I think...
it wasn't even subtle.
OKAY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
9 years ago eh? Reminds me of happier times. Still love you guys
*dan feeds phil.* = THE FANDOM LITERALLY FRIKIN EXPLODES!
*PHANdom 😊
He feeds him right after having his hands down his pants 😆
Phandom=Life
*phandom
AS SPECIALLY MY OVARIES
I will never forget the time Dan violently shoved a cookie into Phil's mouth
Same. It is forever burned into my memories
4:50 I'm sorry are we not going to talk about Phil's extreme sigh while watching Dan using the rolling pin
I dont really ship them until i come to the comments section and see all the stuff the phandom catches them doing, holly shit
Hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!
I've been binge watching but I honestly still don't get why people ship them :P
fizzycolalizzie I never noticed this but a;fkjeafmgawiembigefisdg!!!!!!!! Somebody please have some sort of rolling pin fanfic somewhere to ease my pain ;-;
Shaeker Fries NO DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS
Happy ten years to this iconic video
No one will ever understand how many times I played the ending 😂
same hahaha
I understand I replayed it a side ways 8 (that's infinity bitchez😂)
I understand
What part of the ending?
I wonder If it was the neighbors
Can we talk about Dan smacking Phil on the butt
when did he do that?
yeah 4:04
and him feeding phil lol
and they spent Christmas together and they weren't even roomies then
when this was made, they were living together. This is their manchester apartment
Did Dan just shove his hands down the front of his pants?!?!😂😂
Kylee Beck Yes.. Yes he did 😐
Amelia S. i didnt notice until i read ur comment omgee
Amelia S. i'm freaking out inside for this, holy shit
I just realized this.....
Dan is younger than i am currently and it made me sad because we are all aging and also i miss them. Need more dan and phil
That awkward moment at 4:15 - 4:20 when dan is just trying to get the cookie dough but phil is just playing with it
Lol
just watch his face will he does it. HE'S SO ADORABLE
+Riley Bee tHAT WAS SO CUTE
Gwen Dayoc I KnOW RIGHT !!!
I don't know who's funnier in this, Dan or Phil
SlytherclawGeek101 Art Dan definitely.... i kinda had a hard time deciding
Is no one gonna mention 6:38 because Dan darling that isn't recommended to do ok camera.
YOOO I JUST NOTICED THAT lmao
4:43-4:52 i feel like i witnessed the genesis of sister dan here. so glad she finally had the opportunity to shine✨
HELP ME I CAN'T BREATHE HE SHOVED THE COOKIE IN DUDES MOUTH AND SHOVED HIS HANDS DOWN HIS PANTS SUPER CASUAL HELP ME
I'm sure phil has had 'other' things in his mouth before ;)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Doge Meme BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME I don't know...
IT FELT NATURAL
Doge Meme BECAUSE OF THE FABULOUSNESS AND THE FEELS
I remember this video! It's how i discovered dan and phil!
This was a long time ago XD
||-// hi I'm Mr. Pilot as a cat
no ones talking about 6:58 to when Dan shoved the cookie into phils mouth like AHHH I DIED WOTH THE PHEELS THERE GUYSS
right after Dan had shoved his hands into his pants😂 the pheels
YYESS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
Yup
11 years ago today, I legit can’t believe it. Watching this video every year has been a tradition of mine for a while now. Well, happy 11 years since the first Dan and Phil baking video!
Dan was only 19 and Phil was 24... THIS WAS SO LONG AGO
DAN WAS 19 in this !!??!
yeah it was 4 years ago and hes 23 now sooo XD
RachalwithanA Dan was 18 when they met uwu, in this video he is 20 because he was born in june of 1991.
i want to eat them
... i mean the biscuits
not dan and phil ;)
greycen 😂
greycen I want to eat dan and phil
greycen TABINOF REF AYEE
cherise suuuure...
For me its the other way around ;) mmmmmmmm
Can I binge watch Dan and Phil videos thousands of times and not get bored?
Yes. Yes I can.
I'm a pro
Relatable
I'm so sorry
Me too xD
Omg I'm relatable
Yay
SAME
6:38 Dan what was that
Idec he is 2 hot to live
😂😂😂
dil's pet rock I KR
people thought he was just tucking in his shirt but why shove your hands down your pants for 5 seconds and also he untucked his shirt afterwards
Guys put their hands in their pants sometimes. My guy friend would do it but he wouldn't tell me why guys did it bc he thought it was funny how confused about it I was. But apparently it's a regular thing they do :/
6:36 Hand's down Dan's pants...... On the CAMERA!?!? O.o?
OK this is definitely have to be one of the best entrys