pro tip. Wait 7 day s and 7 nights on Venus. This equates to 700 days and nights. This provides no tactical advantage its just funny knowing you can be MIA for nearly 2 years.
BestGuest you can't be an accurate judge of Starfield being boring or not. You have a superhuman ability to invent the most insane gameplay styles ever conceived by man. Us mere mortals cannot hope to achieve this same level of enjoyment. (I am only slightly kidding)
You don't understand, Best Guest. Those walls around the city weren't protecting Blongy from the world... they were protecting the world from Blongy. And now... now you have unleashed him. Todd have mercy on us all.
"Don't worry Best Guest" is definitely pony thing to say. Don't Worry Best Guest is you won't be playing that either but im sure you will still reviewbomb it anyway that's my Best Guest
@@overheatedeskim054why is hating a bad product “review bombing”. it’s not just “review bombing” people have actual relevant and substantive grievances with the games they’ve been putting out.
Just fyi for the honeys: don't try the goldilocks zone while driving in real life, the engine is different here, so the damage threshold is much lower, and you will aggro the police immediately. Drive safe Btw, the video is very entertaining Best Guest, thank you Best Guest (haven't finished it yet, but looking forward)
Fardenpooben is a man I have never heard utter a word from his mouth. He doesn’t need to speak though. His emotionless face says what he needs to say. I understand.
There is a BRAZILIAN TV show host called "Ratinho" (literaly little mouse in portuguese) that looks exactly like Uncle Fardenpooben, the resemblance is disgusting! 😂😂
This is the Ouroboros of humanity's entertainment. . We started playing with twigs and stones pushing them around , evolved to this day , only to do the same in Todd's virtual galactic sandbox.I understand.
People usually eat up hyperfixation white people video essays, what switch was flipped in the collective zoomer unconsciousness to make them suddenly lash out at Pyrocynical for his? Was it the drama from years back?
Stopped watching an hour long video documentary about why star field is so bad from a Chanel I’ve never heard of for this but honestly I doubt I’m going to regret it
@ปลาทองอยู่ในน้ํา It was an hour long video on a game that's been criticized in every aspect since launch. I'm sure the video was way more than just nitpicks.
9:30 Most people probably think that this Bobby% run took a bit under 37 minutes. However, BestusGuestus was still high on jet at this time. The run actually took 36 hours, 35 minutes, and 6 seconds. It was just sped up to 60x normal speed. That's why the last digits only go to 59 instead of 99 or 999 for deciseconds or milliseconds. Also Bobby was a bag of jet. BessyGuessy was hiding his drugs so no one would steal them.
Making an entire bounty hunter update and only giving you one mission and forcing the community to mod in new missions is one of the laziest thing ive ever fucking heard edit:OH... AND ITS PAID! HOW LOVELY
The only bad part is that it's paid, giving the tools to create mission with a sample one is cool, but 7€ ?? Fuck that I'm gonna wait for unofficial implementations.
fun fact about devs policing fun; apparently in this game they've made it so physically picking up an item that isn't yours counts as stealing, which was to prevent players from simply wandering off out of sight with valuables or putting cauldrons on people's heads to blind them. granted this has not stopped stealing from being laughably easy as you have elegantly displayed, but it HAS made stealing a lot less funny, because obviously you can no longer put things on people's heads to make them fall asleep like a parrot or look them in the eye as you walk around the corner with all their worldly possessions one by one
I literally re-installed Starfield after like 6 months to play Shattered Space, a $30 walking tour simulator, bought the rover at New Atlantis or whatever this city is called, terrorized locals with it and didn’t get arrested and figured it was a glitch… only to find this UA-camr doing THE SAME EXACT THING. *sigh* Bethesda RPGs are cooked.
Blorby should've drowned in the reservoir. I was about to say Mass Effect's cars are better, but no, I think this glitchy mess might be more entertaining. Not better, just more entertaining. Nice how the tires come pre-dirtied, too, tho!
nearly 100 hours of it. it's fun and reminds me of playing with legos as a kid but sadly it wasn't enough to make the game a good experience for me. it's like making a cool lego ship and then giving it to a double arm amputee to play with
Your story telling is so much more interesting than any quest in Starfield! 👍🤣👍. I'm honestly looking more forward to your spin on the (Shatted Space) DLC, than actually playing it, and I love Bugthesda games! Liked/Subscribed.
So uhm i made that No Thermal Tracking mod you hovered over for a bit and yes you might be unto something. Since that mod is one of my LEAST downloaded ones lol how the heck its in most liked i have no clue
yeah don't worry about it mate this guy is fake (asf) you can tell by the comments he responds too the one's that are positive he has ignored and the ones that are negative he responds too positively
I didnt love fallout 4 because of the bad writing and over abundance of essential npcs. But the writing being THIS bad is a new issue. Im mostly just an elder scrolls fan, but this game kicked my puppy.
@@Elden_Leanhypetrain for the trainwreck hahahahaha. 100% accurate how it will go. I have a feeling people won’t trust Bethesda for ES6. It seems all the good writers/coders/etc were hired elsewhere. I don’t care about the next Fallout or ES. Because I know they’re going to SERIOUSLY BE UTTERLY SHIT. Bethesda just gets lazier and lazier. It’s pathetic tbh.
@Elden_Lean no. I had high hopes, low expectations for starfield. I love mass effect and es3, 4 and 5 so starfield should have been perfect for me. But even with expectations of issues that I planned to forgive, I was disappointed in starfield to put it mildly. I expect es6 to be terrible. And it's sad
God damn, Bethesda actually sold a DLC where they said "Now go on, write stories for us. Pay us to have other people make your missions. Give us money so you can make the game fun yourselves."
I sit down to watch yet another Best Guest masterpiece. As the video progresses a distinctly Rev-8 shaped shadow appears above me. I do not notice it, fully captivated by the misadventures of Uncle Fardenpooben. The very frame the video ends I am crushed to death. I never saw it coming
I understand... I also snort laughed. In all seriousness, there are people with great comedic writing and people with great comedic timing, Best Guest, you're great at both.
The algorithm blessed me with this channel a few days ago and I have rapidly gobbled up every morsel of content I could find, and yet, only after seeing my name listed as a patreon on this video, did I truly understand. I implore other appreciaters to support this gentleman if you are able. Enjoying your work immensely BestGuest!
getting closer to 100k must be really making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside like waking up on a sunday morning to your mom making you your favourite breakfast, right?
Uncle Fardenpooben's multi-colored spandex really does look like something you'd see from an old 70's Italian sci-fi movie. It brings the whole shtick together nicely. I guess newer Bethesda games really do require us to make our own fun wherever we can find it. It's certainly nothing like it used to be.
The way Uncle Fardenpooben knows his way around a vehicle while also following all road rules and traffic regulations makes me think he must have Germany Glonkson somewhere in his family lineage.
10:53 : When you are trying to be employed as a bouncer and you're asked about your qualifications, and instead of telling them your qualifications you give them a demonstration to show your confidence and to show you are proactive.
As funny as this all was, thank you for the effort you put in btw, Its getting to a point where I legitimately think they are genuinely surprised that we all find this deplorable
The shopkeeper watching his wares vanishing to the void while and enormously large naked Italian lurks in the shadows(behind a box) : "Hmm this vexes me"
saw the raiding of the well shop, funny jokes, and the british accent? totally thought this was spiffing brit. amazing quality for a near 100k channel.
Tonight on Tōp Geah: Swimming lessons for Blobby; Sarah's new fragrance; and my spontaneous weight loss! But first, we test out the new road rules and safety regulations (They never saw it coming)!
Get off of work it’s a Friday I sit down to have my post work shit open UA-cam and there it is it’s right fucking there best guest uploaded I understand
Go to the Constellation lodge, standing at the compound's gate, go LEFT and hold left, New Atlantis IS OPEN TO EVERY FORM OF HOSTILE LIFE ON THE PLANET AND THERE IS NO BORDER CHECKPOINT OR SECURITY TOWER OR ANYTHING....
At some time in BSG, they had a meeting when they decided, that Starfield will be released only for content like this. No fixes, zero fucks given. I'm confident. Noone can play this and say that its a good product
The return of Uncle Fardenpooben from the local bodega where he walks through the door, look of disappointment plastered upon his face, as he brings in 2 lukewarm coffees and a singular bitten sandwich. The coffee isn't instant, and the sandwich is dry, and as soon as he sits down to eat his disappointing lunch his ship, the Datura, begins to take off and head towards the nearest tidally locked desert moon. Please Uncle Fardenpooben, don't be disappointed. It was the bodega, I understand now.
pro tip.
Wait 7 day s and 7 nights on Venus. This equates to 700 days and nights.
This provides no tactical advantage its just funny knowing you can be MIA for nearly 2 years.
Relativity shmelativity... it's all relative, man
@@thewolfinAlabama-core
BestGuest you can't be an accurate judge of Starfield being boring or not. You have a superhuman ability to invent the most insane gameplay styles ever conceived by man. Us mere mortals cannot hope to achieve this same level of enjoyment. (I am only slightly kidding)
Wild c-puff encounter
Your words are very kind. You understand.
@@therealbestguestdamnit I was coming here to say that I understand. Stupid hurricane
This is the first time I see this person's video and I completely agree.
The game is great dude.
You don't understand, Best Guest. Those walls around the city weren't protecting Blongy from the world... they were protecting the world from Blongy. And now... now you have unleashed him. Todd have mercy on us all.
I understand
I understand
We understand🛠️🛠️🛠️
We, are understanding.
I understand
Since I didn't realize what reality is before this video, I understand.
Don't worry Best Guest, this DLC is so short because they are hard at work making sure TES:VI is unfinished too.
"Don't worry Best Guest" is definitely pony thing to say. Don't Worry Best Guest is you won't be playing that either but im sure you will still reviewbomb it anyway that's my Best Guest
I'm so happy to hear they're doing damage control before the game is done
@@overheatedeskim054why is hating a bad product “review bombing”. it’s not just “review bombing” people have actual relevant and substantive grievances with the games they’ve been putting out.
@Matoro342 If TES6 comes out bug free, we riot
Giants should launch us so high into space that the game closes and starfield launches
Uncle Fardenpooben drives his favorite vehicle I see, the Poopenfarten
Just fyi for the honeys: don't try the goldilocks zone while driving in real life, the engine is different here, so the damage threshold is much lower, and you will aggro the police immediately. Drive safe
Btw, the video is very entertaining Best Guest, thank you Best Guest (haven't finished it yet, but looking forward)
fake news
At least the people don't turn into immovable objects they just turn into red smears on the road
Big if true, I'll test it and file a bug report, hang on.
@@therealbestguest Any updates, honey?
Well, I think you'll be fine so long as you follow all of the Road Rules and Traffic Laws
Fardenpooben is a man I have never heard utter a word from his mouth. He doesn’t need to speak though. His emotionless face says what he needs to say. I understand.
Blongy should have drowned in the resevoir. But you underestimated him Best Guest, because he understands.
Todd Howard.
Todd Howard.
Todd Howard
Todd Howard
There is a BRAZILIAN TV show host called "Ratinho" (literaly little mouse in portuguese) that looks exactly like Uncle Fardenpooben, the resemblance is disgusting! 😂😂
I see it
@@therealbestguest Oh my, I think he's been spotted.
Carlos massa?
UEPA
They say Todd himself lovingly baked each and every one of the bugs into the DLC, just for us all to partake.
I love when he obeys all the road rules and traffic laws on his way to obliterate Bobby
This is the Ouroboros of humanity's entertainment. . We started playing with twigs and stones pushing them around , evolved to this day , only to do the same in Todd's virtual galactic sandbox.I understand.
I still bash rocks together wym?
@@therealbestguest Yes i noticed you like Starfield )
8 hour Pyrocynical Darkwood video 😣🤚
25 minutes of the funny adventures of Uncle Fardenpooben 😌👉
Pyrocynical video 💤😴🛌
8 hours is literally a work day. There is nothing meaningful to say that takes 8 fucking hours.
Also, just watching pyrocynical poisons your soul. Hes like a human tape worm
People usually eat up hyperfixation white people video essays, what switch was flipped in the collective zoomer unconsciousness to make them suddenly lash out at Pyrocynical for his? Was it the drama from years back?
@@KirinetMy own true ending playthrough was shorter and I did basically everything the first time
Stopped watching an hour long video documentary about why star field is so bad from a Chanel I’ve never heard of for this but honestly I doubt I’m going to regret it
I understand
Yeah, probably rage baiting and most people fall for it even if it's true in many aspects.
I know the video you’re talking about. That video was a waste of space and I only saw it cause I had insomnia and couldn’t go to bed.
@ปลาทองอยู่ในน้ํา It was an hour long video on a game that's been criticized in every aspect since launch. I'm sure the video was way more than just nitpicks.
@@anonymous_5016 lmao
A giant toy truck made of jagged angles tearing through pedestrians in search of a child to run over. This is truly the Cybertruck experience.
“behind you”
🎶The Vulture snuck up behind me🎶
🎶And then he put his hand inside of me🎶
he couldnt handle my swattas
And now I understand
@@jakedixon6086yes we are high aren't we
He'll never see it coming
🎶whispered in my ear🎶
9:30 Most people probably think that this Bobby% run took a bit under 37 minutes. However, BestusGuestus was still high on jet at this time. The run actually took 36 hours, 35 minutes, and 6 seconds. It was just sped up to 60x normal speed. That's why the last digits only go to 59 instead of 99 or 999 for deciseconds or milliseconds.
Also Bobby was a bag of jet. BessyGuessy was hiding his drugs so no one would steal them.
Making an entire bounty hunter update and only giving you one mission and forcing the community to mod in new missions is one of the laziest thing ive ever fucking heard
edit:OH... AND ITS PAID! HOW LOVELY
Forgot the Horse Armor debacle? Overpriced DLC isn't exactly new, it's how the whole DLC thing started :P
That's because Bethesda is a lazy company with no respect for their players
The only bad part is that it's paid, giving the tools to create mission with a sample one is cool, but 7€ ?? Fuck that I'm gonna wait for unofficial implementations.
@@bapoTV Implementing a faction with 1 quest is bad though.
@@casvandijck9338 I saw this more like a "look what you can do with the creation kit !" instead of a serious mod (or DLC because of the price)
seeing fuckin' mods for sale, again, is just....depressing.
fun fact about devs policing fun; apparently in this game they've made it so physically picking up an item that isn't yours counts as stealing, which was to prevent players from simply wandering off out of sight with valuables or putting cauldrons on people's heads to blind them. granted this has not stopped stealing from being laughably easy as you have elegantly displayed, but it HAS made stealing a lot less funny, because obviously you can no longer put things on people's heads to make them fall asleep like a parrot or look them in the eye as you walk around the corner with all their worldly possessions one by one
I find it more enjoyable watching you and Ssethznetch play Starfield than playing the game myself.
SsethTzeentach
pronounced "S-seth-zine-tok"
Todd Howard trying to rein in Uncle Fardenpooben's power by repeatedly sapping him of his insulating bodyfat is quite on brand. 21:20
What no Elder Scrolls VI does to our man Best Guest…
I literally re-installed Starfield after like 6 months to play Shattered Space, a $30 walking tour simulator, bought the rover at New Atlantis or whatever this city is called, terrorized locals with it and didn’t get arrested and figured it was a glitch… only to find this UA-camr doing THE SAME EXACT THING. *sigh* Bethesda RPGs are cooked.
Its either a bug or an inexcusable oversight.
I also like Starfield but Blongy should've drowned in the reservoir and his continued existence greatly reduces my enjoyment.
Reminds me of SsethTzeentach's Starslop review lol. Subbed to both though. Can't breathe no more
9:53 he’s free
I don't know why, but your ability to take a joke of a game and make it hilarious is genuinely impressive and highly entertaining.
Blorby should've drowned in the reservoir.
I was about to say Mass Effect's cars are better, but no, I think this glitchy mess might be more entertaining. Not better, just more entertaining. Nice how the tires come pre-dirtied, too, tho!
Mako better ngl
I love the Mako! Get Wrex and Garrus in there with male Shep and watch it boing up and down 🥰
@@usernamemakesmemadWatch what boing boing in there? 👀👀👀
@@godisdead4416 Ask Wrex, he loves to talk about it.
Who else spent more time playing with the space ships instead of exploring worlds and competing quests?
nearly 100 hours of it. it's fun and reminds me of playing with legos as a kid but sadly it wasn't enough to make the game a good experience for me. it's like making a cool lego ship and then giving it to a double arm amputee to play with
@@WrangleMcDangle a sick ship.. that you ended up not using bc its faster to just fast travel by menu :(
Your story telling is so much more interesting than any quest in Starfield! 👍🤣👍.
I'm honestly looking more forward to your spin on the (Shatted Space) DLC, than actually playing it, and I love Bugthesda games!
Liked/Subscribed.
My Uncle from the Bronx!!
I haven't seen him in years!!
Congratulations on the WR! Hard earned and well deserved
So uhm i made that No Thermal Tracking mod you hovered over for a bit and yes you might be unto something.
Since that mod is one of my LEAST downloaded ones lol how the heck its in most liked i have no clue
yeah don't worry about it mate this guy is fake (asf) you can tell by the comments he responds too the one's that are positive he has ignored and the ones that are negative he responds too positively
The way you engage with these games is fascinating
I didnt love fallout 4 because of the bad writing and over abundance of essential npcs. But the writing being THIS bad is a new issue. Im mostly just an elder scrolls fan, but this game kicked my puppy.
are you aboard the hypetrain for the trainwreck that will be elder scrolls 6?
@@Elden_Leanhypetrain for the trainwreck hahahahaha. 100% accurate how it will go.
I have a feeling people won’t trust Bethesda for ES6. It seems all the good writers/coders/etc were hired elsewhere.
I don’t care about the next Fallout or ES. Because I know they’re going to SERIOUSLY BE UTTERLY SHIT. Bethesda just gets lazier and lazier.
It’s pathetic tbh.
@@dr.bright3081nah they're hiring modders it'll at least be an 8
bro if anything the writing has improved since fallout 4.
@Elden_Lean no. I had high hopes, low expectations for starfield. I love mass effect and es3, 4 and 5 so starfield should have been perfect for me. But even with expectations of issues that I planned to forgive, I was disappointed in starfield to put it mildly. I expect es6 to be terrible. And it's sad
God damn, Bethesda actually sold a DLC where they said "Now go on, write stories for us. Pay us to have other people make your missions. Give us money so you can make the game fun yourselves."
I sit down to watch yet another Best Guest masterpiece. As the video progresses a distinctly Rev-8 shaped shadow appears above me. I do not notice it, fully captivated by the misadventures of Uncle Fardenpooben. The very frame the video ends I am crushed to death. I never saw it coming
15:26 hit harder than I expected
Now i understand, I must schlorble now.
no matter how many of your videos i watch, "7 days and 7 nights" always kills me
I understand... I also snort laughed.
In all seriousness, there are people with great comedic writing and people with great comedic timing, Best Guest, you're great at both.
I found this video way funnier than I thought I would, and just like your REV-8 I never saw it coming...
I think Bobby understands
Those photomode pics were just great😂. The faces still have the Bethesda charm. That derpy side look view and the crouching over Sara’s face had me😂
Blombus shouldve drowned in the reservoir.
Another fantastic video, honey
you need to do the "please comment" bit more, it's legitimately one of the funniest bits ever and it's what made me sub to your channel
The algorithm blessed me with this channel a few days ago and I have rapidly gobbled up every morsel of content I could find, and yet, only after seeing my name listed as a patreon on this video, did I truly understand. I implore other appreciaters to support this gentleman if you are able. Enjoying your work immensely BestGuest!
This video is like the natural sequel to all your other Starfield videos and I’m here for it
Amazing gameplay, amazing commentary. Super deserved subscribe I’m a fan HAHAHA
Dont mind me just liking and commenting to help a decent guest.
getting closer to 100k must be really making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside like waking up on a sunday morning to your mom making you your favourite breakfast, right?
Yet another cinematic masterpiece from Best Guest.
Love ya Best Guest.
Uncle Fardenpooben's multi-colored spandex really does look like something you'd see from an old 70's Italian sci-fi movie. It brings the whole shtick together nicely. I guess newer Bethesda games really do require us to make our own fun wherever we can find it. It's certainly nothing like it used to be.
I hope you get 100k soon man, you really deserve it. Keep it up and stay blessed
the way his spandex jump suit looks like a update to the original Takeshis Castle Emerald Guard, Majestic.
This video made me laugh. Thank you, Best Guest. You really are the best guest.
This will be a fun game to pirate and play after they realise all the dlc
The way Uncle Fardenpooben knows his way around a vehicle while also following all road rules and traffic regulations makes me think he must have Germany Glonkson somewhere in his family lineage.
I understand
What phenomenal and ludicrous person you are, Best Guest.
This was for science, excellent work Fardenpooben. A legend of the stars.
@5:05 truly was a glorious realization
Thank you honey for leaving the no air sound effect in the video!!
Space Skyrim: vehicular man slaughter edition
10:53 : When you are trying to be employed as a bouncer and you're asked about your qualifications, and instead of telling them your qualifications you give them a demonstration to show your confidence and to show you are proactive.
Congratz on the Bobby% WR! You are a master, Best Guest.
As funny as this all was, thank you for the effort you put in btw, Its getting to a point where I legitimately think they are genuinely surprised that we all find this deplorable
I know its going to be a good day when there is a new Best Guest Video.
Best Guest out here single handedly making me want to buy Starfield. I never saw it coming.
I laughed until I couldn't breathe! Never saw that coming.
Just stumbled on this channel and I am now convinced Fardenpoopen is Starfield canon.
i love how you fully enjoy the games. thank you for sharing it for us ❤
Best Guest you have truly innovated, perhaps GDQ will recognise the Bobby% run. I love you honey, you understand.
Todd Howard.
The shopkeeper watching his wares vanishing to the void while and enormously large naked Italian lurks in the shadows(behind a box) : "Hmm this vexes me"
I haven seen the video, but the intro is peak cinema and I will hope you get well soon
Uncle Fardenpooben is the twin of Belarusian president
That moment with the sandwich is the best part of the video 😂
saw the raiding of the well shop, funny jokes, and the british accent? totally thought this was spiffing brit. amazing quality for a near 100k channel.
The vulture’s rifle refuses to reload.
Didn’t see it coming.
I love you.❤️
When life throws crap in my eyes you are always here to me laugh bestguest, thank you honey
Thank you, uncle Fardenpooben, honey. I love you.
Tonight on Tōp Geah: Swimming lessons for Blobby; Sarah's new fragrance; and my spontaneous weight loss! But first, we test out the new road rules and safety regulations (They never saw it coming)!
You make me want to buy Starfield, Best Guest. I think that's about as high as praise of a person can go.
"Goldilocks zone of traffic violations." What a beautiful string of words.
Traffic laws? Officer that sounds like some ancient Earth mythology.
The fact that this guy can make anything funny
This is the only video I've seen that has made Starfield look fun.
Yo it's great that this game is already getting its first alpha patch in Early Access.
Get off of work it’s a Friday I sit down to have my post work shit open UA-cam and there it is it’s right fucking there best guest uploaded
I understand
Go to the Constellation lodge, standing at the compound's gate, go LEFT and hold left, New Atlantis IS OPEN TO EVERY FORM OF HOSTILE LIFE ON THE PLANET AND THERE IS NO BORDER CHECKPOINT OR SECURITY TOWER OR ANYTHING....
The Bobby arc was surprisingly uplifting. That lad is going to become king of the jungle or die trying, and my money is on Bobby!
"You can sustain yourself exclusively on beer and butter"
...d...dad?
“We park the car on top of him gently”😹😹 that killed me
God bless you, man; I love these videos, they make me laugh so much.
Bro...not to inflate your head past 10 intelligence, but you have the best video-game related content on YT, hands down LMAO. 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
At some time in BSG, they had a meeting when they decided, that Starfield will be released only for content like this. No fixes, zero fucks given.
I'm confident. Noone can play this and say that its a good product
The return of Uncle Fardenpooben from the local bodega where he walks through the door, look of disappointment plastered upon his face, as he brings in 2 lukewarm coffees and a singular bitten sandwich. The coffee isn't instant, and the sandwich is dry, and as soon as he sits down to eat his disappointing lunch his ship, the Datura, begins to take off and head towards the nearest tidally locked desert moon.
Please Uncle Fardenpooben, don't be disappointed. It was the bodega, I understand now.
0:02, already liked. I love you, Best Guest.
Best guest the only guy to make starfield fun only by watching though