I have missed seeing Top Geyar on our screens ever since Germany Glonkson ate that producer for not bringing him a sandwich and started down the path of the cannibal. Good to see him bounce back like that.
TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR NEW VEGAS : Germany Glonkson obeys all the road rules and traffic laws, Ranger "Handlebars" Jackson packs a couple of lunches and Oliver Swanick wins the lottery
It's refreshing to see someone obeying all of the road rules and traffic laws. So many people might take advantage of the chaos, pretending that the world is a lawless wasteland to take advantage of with no real consequences. Glad to see you breaking the norms.
Germany Glonkson is a fitting name, because we Germans mostly don’t have an universal speed limit on our highways meaning the only boundary is our imagination… …and the +100€-subscription service-per-month for our BMW‘s :)
The Obeying All Road Rules And Traffic Laws bit gets me literally every time. It doesn’t matter if it happens three times in thirty seconds, I laugh just as hard every time
i was appreciating the top gear refrain and JUST thinking how jeremy clarkson would probably enjoy this if he knew anything about fallout, when you mentioned him
I'm sorry Best Guest, but you have officially peaked with all the Ultra Luxe guests moaning as you slaughter them one by one. Shooting at the bottle while looking directly at Sunny is close, though. Mwah.
9:43 That moment though, when Glockson mortally punches Benny in like his elbow, and he ragdolls and falls over while making silt strider noises on cinematic camera. Just brilliant.
12:42 woah, hold it right there Mr. Best Guest. Does that look like a legally parked car? I'll let you off with a warning this time as I know that you're a responsible driver. Just don't let something like that happen again.
My dude, I found you about a week ago from your Skyrim w/ No HUD video and I’ve been binging them all since. You are truly hilarious and a banger content creator! Keep up the incredible work! Cheers, Guest! 💜
Camera shaking violently, bystanders getting discombobulated by flying debris, hotrod, and other bystanders, music blasting. TopGear in its peak, just as good as I remember it. Thank you Germany Glonkson, honey, for this vivid mirror image of nostalgia.
Man i like so much these videos that i went from watching only certain parts in order to not spoiler myself the game to just watch them 'cause they are golden (and also 'cause with 60h of gameplay i still have to kill benny so my playthrough might take a while lmao)
Thanks for the video Best Guest, many belly laughs were had. And so many thousands of people watching your video, all belly laughing at the same time across the world. It must make you feel powerful, like you have released some terrible psychic virus which is controlling us all. And its name is Germany Glonkson. Thank you Germany x
The silliness was off the charts with this one, and the spirit of the Schlorbler is strong in this one, even if that Spermular guy isn't here. His spirit lives on in the traffic violations.
Tip: If you put 9 into stats instead of 10, you can get an implant at the New Vegas medical clinic, so you get 10 intelligence still, but you can put a point into a different stat, at the cost of like 4000 caps. Or you can just use the Intense training perk. Also, You should do a run with 3 intelligence. You get hilarious dialogue.
Poor jack, he was so depressed after seeing his beloved get spontaneously minecrafted that he just allowed you to punch his coconut repeatedly just so he could feel something. 😢
Just finished watching an hour ish long video about how the developers specifically said this was going to be impossible to achieve in new Vegas. That’s fucked 😂😂😂 the rag doll physics work great too honestly
TONIGHT: I obey all traffic laws, Janet returns to the mothership, and Beagle wouldn't mind a suit like that.
WELCOM BACK TO BO’OM GEAH LADS
TONOIGHT: i get lobotomised at big mountain, father elijah gets stuck in sierra madre and the Mick and Ralph’s crier can see down the barrel
Oh My!
Oh no!
Anyway..
TUODEY ON NÜW VEGAZ, WOT HAPPENS YOU TASTE FURY? OK I'LL HOV A WHIFF
*you are now addicted to Fury*
'ERY NOICE
Oh my, I think I've been spotted
i wouldn't mind a suit like that.
@@Gabriel-br3looh my…
Mmmm checked suit
“I once lost Hammond in the ball pit” I’m fucking crying xD
I have missed seeing Top Geyar on our screens ever since Germany Glonkson ate that producer for not bringing him a sandwich and started down the path of the cannibal. Good to see him bounce back like that.
Glonkson's ongoing experiences in the realms of cannibalism are being merticulously documented in _Glonkson's Body Farm_ 🙏
The TopGear music kicking in every 5 minutes is perfection
Jessica by the Allman Brothers band to be accurate, rip Dickey betts
@@roan9914 technically the TopGear version is the remix of the version that was used outright in the beginning days of the show
TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR NEW VEGAS : Germany Glonkson obeys all the road rules and traffic laws, Ranger "Handlebars" Jackson packs a couple of lunches and Oliver Swanick wins the lottery
jessica playing everytime youre on the road really sells it
Rip Dickey betts
In this episode of top gear. Oliver wins the lottery, Boones wife dies and I obey all the road rules and traffic laws in my checkered suit.
Oh my....
.....So anyway
I've been spotted
It's refreshing to see someone obeying all of the road rules and traffic laws. So many people might take advantage of the chaos, pretending that the world is a lawless wasteland to take advantage of with no real consequences. Glad to see you breaking the norms.
welcome to middle gear
08:19 "Oh 'at's just not true izzit luv? I once lost Hammond in a ball pit." fucking broke me. mwah you magnificent bastard.
Eyebrows in italics, eyes in bold...
heart, struck-through.
Germany Glonkson is a fitting name, because we Germans mostly don’t have an universal speed limit on our highways meaning the only boundary is our imagination…
…and the +100€-subscription service-per-month for our BMW‘s :)
Why do I smile and find it strangely wholesome when when a UA-camr I have never met like Best Guest tells me he loves me? Ha
for what it’s worth i also love you
You're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody, is me. I love you.
“i’m nothing without you” -starts playing johnny guitar
15:17 My heart skipped a beat at that luscious, sultry moan at the very end. You caught me off guard and swept me off my feet
Local youtuber found putting 10 points into a special stat, implant enjoyers outraged.
I wouldn’t mind a suit like that, Honey.
"I once lost Hammond in a ball pit" - Damn that got me
I choose to believe George is just having fun, he can stop time after all.
He been through the boomers air strikes, he can survive that hotrod coming at him at mach 1
Man, seeing you shoot the Memorial just to make Kowalski mad was like a silent nod to Mitten Squad for me.
Made me think of Nerbit, but maybe.
To me, Mitten's bit was shooting Grandma Sparkles
The Obeying All Road Rules And Traffic Laws bit gets me literally every time. It doesn’t matter if it happens three times in thirty seconds, I laugh just as hard every time
i was appreciating the top gear refrain and JUST thinking how jeremy clarkson would probably enjoy this if he knew anything about fallout, when you mentioned him
I'm sorry Best Guest, but you have officially peaked with all the Ultra Luxe guests moaning as you slaughter them one by one. Shooting at the bottle while looking directly at Sunny is close, though.
Mwah.
We might see something even better in the future. Best Guest flies past the peak every few videos
9:12 He literally just re-enacted the plot of the Fallout TV Show here 😂
Side note: I wOuLdNt MiNd A sUiT lIkE tHaT~
How did you perfectly recreate my high school statistics teacher in Fallout New Vegas? Fibonacci
Thank goodness he obeyed all the road rules. I was worried he would be a bad guy in this playthrough
9:43 That moment though, when Glockson mortally punches Benny in like his elbow, and he ragdolls and falls over while making silt strider noises on cinematic camera. Just brilliant.
Xilandro (the modder behind the cars) is a mastermind of this janky-ass game engine
Your checkered suit is fancy. Glorbnorb Knoberson will be proud. Thank you for obeying all traffic laws. Boone is happy.
Just like James May, you've done this properly.
Amazing episode of the adventures of evil hbomberguy
Why does the car physics look so good tho its better than all the physics of everything in all the fallouts
You HAVE to obey the road rules when the roadkill is the size of a mini cooper
Honestly Janet being simply reduced instantly to fleshy bones is 100x more horrifying than the artillery
12:42 woah, hold it right there Mr. Best Guest. Does that look like a legally parked car? I'll let you off with a warning this time as I know that you're a responsible driver. Just don't let something like that happen again.
I’ve nearly experienced anaphylaxis due to immense quantities of dopamine pouring into my brain from watching this. Thank you honey.
I wouldn't mind a car like that!
Oh my!... I think I've been modded.
13:49 I mean if think about it nitroglycerin is used as a heart medicine. Best Guest just gave him a life-time supply.
Thank you for obeying all the road rules and traffic laws, Best Guest. You’re truly an inspiration for safe drivers everywhere.
Oh my, I think I've been spotted.
Hearing the original top gear music sent me back. Thanks Germany for the hit of nostalgia.
Thank you for obeying the road rules and traffic laws. Your truly an upstanding citizen.
My dude, I found you about a week ago from your Skyrim w/ No HUD video and I’ve been binging them all since. You are truly hilarious and a banger content creator! Keep up the incredible work! Cheers, Guest! 💜
I'm impressed with how well a vehicle works in the engine, tbh... Like, wtf.
Working physics? In _my_ Bethesda game?
Wow, you really obeyed all the traffic rules so well, I am so proud of you babe
lmao bro is chaotic neutral for sure
doesn't give half a damn who gets what he just loves dealin 😂
Germany Glonkson really showing how important defensive driving can be
And so oliver got his shit rocked. Glad you did it
This reminds me of the Glonk Orbledorp video. Both character's faces have have that smoldering lunatic rage aspect to them.
A new video right on my birthday!! What a present, thanks honey. I love you!
I'm genuinely glad you still crack up at "Oh my, I think I've been spotted."
Lovely video honey. I think it might be funny to take your car and obey all road laws in Zion. If it can even be taken out there.
Marvelous work, honey. The slowmo dynamite never fails to entertain! And the big reveal for private kowalski actually snatched my wig
its kind of like when i turn default speed to 10 and zip everywhere a little too fast
Cheyannes eyes dissipating is truly a tragedy
I'm so glad you're playing NV, it's so great for your style of video.
That was the best episode of Top Gear I've ever seen.
this video made me obey all road rules and traffic laws. oh my, i think ive been spotted
Love the unhinged vibe of this one. Great stuff
This isnt the type of video Id normally click on but Im very happy I did as this was thoroughly enjoyable (and made me download the hotrod mod)
Me strolling into a bank “I want all of your money. Now!”
Sir you…
“I’m Germany Glocksen!!”
Oh sorry sir. 10s or 20s?
I'm so glad I got recommend this video, this was entertaining and funny I hope you continue this challenge. You earned a subscriber!
Tinoite, on Metal Gear. Richard crashes teh monorail, James foits the legate wid a cheese knoife, and I weaponoiz Elios One
Thank you daddy for blessing us with yet another New Vegas video :3
Feck! I fecking love that Top Gear tune you edited in!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Rip Dickey betts
So reassuring to see Germany following all the traffic laws! Fantastic, legal, and very safe. Good job
This is my favourite recurring gag bit you've ever done lmao
Camera shaking violently, bystanders getting discombobulated by flying debris, hotrod, and other bystanders, music blasting. TopGear in its peak, just as good as I remember it. Thank you Germany Glonkson, honey, for this vivid mirror image of nostalgia.
Thank you for sending your car to space so we don't have to walk to the same three crashed spaceships.
I sure wouldn't mind a suit like that...
OH MY!
I wouldn't mind a suit like that
Glorb
Glorb
Glorb
Glorb
Such an aerodynamic face
the top gear soundtrack killed me
Man i like so much these videos that i went from watching only certain parts in order to not spoiler myself the game to just watch them 'cause they are golden (and also 'cause with 60h of gameplay i still have to kill benny so my playthrough might take a while lmao)
George had been surviving those airstrikes, he can definitely survive being hit by your hotrod at mach 1 a half dozen times
"I'll be getting a medal for this"
*holding the soldier's head out in front of him*
That one really got me😂😂😂
What an incredible video showcasing obedience of all road rules and traffic laws
"then we get our new hotrod *top gear music*" not once did this get old
3:00 I had this bug with the eyes in several bethseda games: New Vegas, Skyrim ,Fallout 4....
Ohhh yeah, Bethesda, baby!
Thanks for the video Best Guest, many belly laughs were had. And so many thousands of people watching your video, all belly laughing at the same time across the world. It must make you feel powerful, like you have released some terrible psychic virus which is controlling us all. And its name is Germany Glonkson. Thank you Germany x
Couldn't help myself bursting out laughin each time the Top Gear theme played. Well done, Sir.
The silliness was off the charts with this one, and the spirit of the Schlorbler is strong in this one, even if that Spermular guy isn't here. His spirit lives on in the traffic violations.
Classic Top Gear challenge. Honestly can't tell the difference between this and the real thing. Love you and drive safe.
Tip: If you put 9 into stats instead of 10, you can get an implant at the New Vegas medical clinic, so you get 10 intelligence still, but you can put a point into a different stat, at the cost of like 4000 caps. Or you can just use the Intense training perk.
Also,
You should do a run with 3 intelligence. You get hilarious dialogue.
The challenges you chose, Your reactions, your narration, your editing style and your humor... It's always Magnifique *Kisses, lov u4evr*
George sure is a slow learner
Poor jack, he was so depressed after seeing his beloved get spontaneously minecrafted that he just allowed you to punch his coconut repeatedly just so he could feel something. 😢
I can't handle the way you casually say, "I eat Janet's giblets to restore HP"
pls make a part two, this was the funniest thing i've ever seen😭😭
As a German I can confirm we always obey all traffic laws
Best Guest and a Willburgur upload in one day?? Oh great heavens!
So glad he obeyed all the road rules and traffic laws, or someone could have gotten hurt
"Girl's whole head looks like what happens when you bleach milk". I'm subscribing from that line alone.
Difficult Pete
ah. the mad max run
Florben thought it was The Datura but really it was just a hot rod in the Mojave all along. Bvvv, honey.
5:19 This sounds almost EXACTLY like Mr. Frog. Well done Honey.
Just finished watching an hour ish long video about how the developers specifically said this was going to be impossible to achieve in new Vegas. That’s fucked 😂😂😂 the rag doll physics work great too honestly
2:45 the old Top Gear music in the background really makes this.