“For some reason the loading time is tied to the game speed” A slow mo effect causing slower load times is the most Bethesda thing I’ve ever heard. And I understand.
I'm not joking when I say I understand. I know exactly WHY in the name of spaghetti code it happens. Essentially, instead of writing some block of code to make slow-mo, what jet does is it literally causes the game to slow down whilst giving the player a buff to attack and move speed and whatnot. And now, you too understand.
Extremely fond of the absolute state of the constitution of this lad. If he jogged into a chicken wire mesh he would come out cubes like in that one movie with the zombies. If he fell onto a flight of stairs he would be disassembled like a particularly unimpressive IKEA cupboard. If a magpie flew into him it'd leave behind a perfectly bird shaped hole.
He's so fragile that I'm surprised that when he pulls off the wicked 360 jumps he doesn't cripple both tendons upon landing. I imagine that if he steps on a Lego, it will immediately shoot up through his leg and sever an artery. When he gets a papercut he has to huff more Jet lest the lack of chems in his system cause him crippling sobriety. Conclusion: don't do drugs, kids 😜
With the jet making all his words and actions dramatically faster, the sound he makes when hitting psycho happens in a single frame: one 60th of a second. People can feel him announce his presence (by shooting up) as the top layer of their skin gets peeled off in some areas before they register the sound he made. Before they can flinch away from him suddenly appearing before them. He empties his lungs faster than the average human reaction time. But we know he is not an average human.
Kornflakes on the intercom sounds like a prowling saltwater crocodile which accidentally crawled into a freshwater source gurgling swamp muck currently plagued with a red algae bloom.
This entire experience is horrifically agonizing and that's just *watching* it. And much like Mr. "I have at least some blood in my drug system." I would absolutely like more of it.
18:35 that is the face of a man who has just realised his entire highly fortified base full of synths has just been completely wiped out by a man who has more jet in his system than blood in his veins.
Unironically, one of my favorite Fallout 4 quotes from Nate is "F**king kill!" Almost cried from laughing when I first heard that. I feel like I'm on drugs watching this. The panic upon sobering up is just icing on the Psycho Jet.
If you love the chem quotes, how about Nerd Rage? If you've never used it, i'd recommending maxing that ASAP if you really want the true, never-sober, profanity laden experience.
Chems to blood ratio in his chemstream: 60:1 Neurons: dead and still firing Muscles: trying to avoid cramping forever through sheer drug processing Body language: to everyone else, that of a Twitcher from Dead Space. Conclusion: YOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
This is your brain on Jet. I got dental work done the other day and this whole video reminded me of when the nitrous started kicking in as they talked to me.
Honestly after 200 years of rusting, fighting, cleaning, it makes perfect sense that Codsworth, a robot, would make noises like "SKURTZ....... UGZTKK....." instead of actually talking
Melee would've been cool for this. Imagine actually side stepping or couching to duck out of the way. Then speed it up and say "I became the god of melee in fallout 4)
10:42 Over and above the Scout TF2 acrobatics, I think it's worth noting that huffing cow farts apparently gives a tommy gun the same firing rate as an MG-42.
This video was incredible. A modern masterpiece, like Davinci took a huge hit of jet, licked the Mona Lisa and time travelled to 2024. Would love to see the rest of this and the end of baldurs gate 3
Hello Mr. Best Guest. I could say something funny and hope people like my comment, but instead I wanted to say that you have quickly become one of my favorite content creators, every video you've put out has been thoroughly entertaining. I mean you somehow managed to turn a Fallout 4 playthrough where the entire gimmick is that time slowed down into a masterpiece. I cannot wait for more. I understand.
Watching this at night, and within the first few seconds I woke my wife up laughing so hard at their faces. I didn’t know I needed that, thank you…and curse you because my wife is mad now.
You are actually one of the funniest youtubers, your stuff is one of the few things that actually can get a laugh out of me, please keep doing what you're doing :)
Love that Dark Souls 3 intro theme in character creation. Florbeendorpman and his sequel with Preston have become my go-to videos to watch when I need a laugh. This one will be following them a lot.
I’ve never seen this guys content before, and this just came up at random, and i was like, “oh, i like fallout, let’s see what’s going on here.” Within 5 seconds, i immediately said out loud to myself, “i know this is gonna be good”
I haven't laughed so much in a long time! For some reason, these faces in slomo are more hilarious than I expected! And by the way awesome storytelling.
Honestly thought the into about a perfect life was BG discussing his own life , aquired both through his doctorate in psychology and impressive singing voice.
i hope to GOD there is a part 2, i laughed so many times during this lol. When you played the igor fetch me the brain part i thought back to the other video where you repeated it like 8 times and i lost it and all the parts where someones talking to you then RAAAAR! OH YEAAAAAHHH
Man these facial animations on the junkie face with huge eyes make me laugh out loud Especially when the junkie randomly kicks people in the face mid conversation
Imagine watching a junked up, pustulated, madman sprint and leap from the distance towards your diner, only to see him punch your mother's head clean off in one swing
“For some reason the loading time is tied to the game speed”
A slow mo effect causing slower load times is the most Bethesda thing I’ve ever heard.
And I understand.
Very geriatric
He understands
I'm not joking when I say I understand. I know exactly WHY in the name of spaghetti code it happens.
Essentially, instead of writing some block of code to make slow-mo, what jet does is it literally causes the game to slow down whilst giving the player a buff to attack and move speed and whatnot.
And now, you too understand.
I mean with physics tied to frame rate, this isn't a big leap
He simply understands
"Noo! I'm sobering up again!"
The panic of an Aussie that has run out of beer.
He sounds like critical when he says it too
as a aussie i can conform
Also, the panic of a Canadian running out of weed
I would say that it's accurate for Brits too, but the truth is, we're never sober 🤫
What a nightmare, a world (temporarily) without VB...
Watching Mama Murphy's face open up in slow motion like the Predator's was terrifying, thanks, honey, I understand now.
I UNDERSTAND.
You understand.
I Understand
I Understand
I Understand
"I have the constitution of someone the entire Avengers team just visited in the hospital" fucking killed me.
the life expectancy of an orphan who a superhero tells their secret identity to
Timestamp?
@@memeticgenetic516020:52
@@memeticgenetic5160 in the literal fucking first few minutes.
@@zerrierslizer1 its in 20:50 not in the first minutes
If you had to live in Boston, then you too would never want to spend a second sober.
as someone who lives in boston- yeah.
Nice pfp.
Swan's boulder tracking you like a heatseeking missile was hilarious.
Bethesda rock
Like a Mario Kart blue shell.
Hitman suitcase
Magnet for fuckheads🗿
Apparently the boulder also knows where it is...
Extremely fond of the absolute state of the constitution of this lad. If he jogged into a chicken wire mesh he would come out cubes like in that one movie with the zombies. If he fell onto a flight of stairs he would be disassembled like a particularly unimpressive IKEA cupboard. If a magpie flew into him it'd leave behind a perfectly bird shaped hole.
I’m glad I read all of this
@@JumbletonPeatrice I understand.
I once had a magpie crash into my head, not even a proper swoop. I thought someone threw a ball at me.
He shatters if you have the music on too loud
He's so fragile that I'm surprised that when he pulls off the wicked 360 jumps he doesn't cripple both tendons upon landing.
I imagine that if he steps on a Lego, it will immediately shoot up through his leg and sever an artery.
When he gets a papercut he has to huff more Jet lest the lack of chems in his system cause him crippling sobriety.
Conclusion: don't do drugs, kids 😜
With the jet making all his words and actions dramatically faster, the sound he makes when hitting psycho happens in a single frame: one 60th of a second. People can feel him announce his presence (by shooting up) as the top layer of their skin gets peeled off in some areas before they register the sound he made. Before they can flinch away from him suddenly appearing before them. He empties his lungs faster than the average human reaction time. But we know he is not an average human.
I understand
Dear God
A maniac zooted out of his mind 24/7 is the perfect idea for a playthrough
yeah this documentary on the life of an NY resident has really inspired my next session
*perfect idea for an lifestyle
Kornflakes on the intercom sounds like a prowling saltwater crocodile which accidentally crawled into a freshwater source gurgling swamp muck currently plagued with a red algae bloom.
help this is the most vivid description I've ever read and I love it
@spicysalad3013 - Thank you 😊
Best Guest has a tendency to inspire a particularly poetic mood in me.
r/odlyspecific
@@AgentBenzo as he does in us all 🙏
playing this at 0.25 speed to be even more immersed
This is painfully slow
Thank you for recomndation
Thank you Nora for not ripping norbenblorblar open for chems
I clicked on the video 39 seconds after it was posted. I understand.
I liked this video before watching a single second of it because I too understand.
We understand
I understand as well, fellow understanderer.
i understand
You understand.
This entire experience is horrifically agonizing and that's just *watching* it. And much like Mr. "I have at least some blood in my drug system." I would absolutely like more of it.
18:35 that is the face of a man who has just realised his entire highly fortified base full of synths has just been completely wiped out by a man who has more jet in his system than blood in his veins.
After a long and frustrating day trying to repair my tractor, this is EXACTLY what I needed
Cold beer, funny Aussie man, in my lazy boy
Is good
The full speed bit outside Nick's room had me absolutely dying, thank you honey.
I'll never be able to unsee Piper's bedroom eyes, ooouuuurgh
i love how hitting Nick's head in slow motion sounds like you're taking a bat to someone's washing machine
Unironically, one of my favorite Fallout 4 quotes from Nate is "F**king kill!"
Almost cried from laughing when I first heard that.
I feel like I'm on drugs watching this. The panic upon sobering up is just icing on the Psycho Jet.
If you love the chem quotes, how about Nerd Rage? If you've never used it, i'd recommending maxing that ASAP if you really want the true, never-sober, profanity laden experience.
@TusksTheAxew I haven't touched FO4 in months. I will definitely do that next time I swing by. Thanks.
"My man got styled by sonic the chemhog"
I understand.
Chems to blood ratio in his chemstream: 60:1
Neurons: dead and still firing
Muscles: trying to avoid cramping forever through sheer drug processing
Body language: to everyone else, that of a Twitcher from Dead Space.
Conclusion: YOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
Four minutes into this video I am laughing harder than I have in the last year or two because of how slowed everything is
Exact same here
“I love the haircut” devious music intensifies
"I love the haircut." *Is Bald*
For those wondering, it's the Dark Souls 3 Title Theme
This is your brain on Jet.
I got dental work done the other day and this whole video reminded me of when the nitrous started kicking in as they talked to me.
I’m watching this video at 1x speed rn, next I’ll watch in 2x, then .5x to fully experience it
good idea
try it lower speed
He didn't have to Choo-Choo at the end... but I'm glad he did! Haven't laughed this hard in years.
injecting jet straight into my eyes so i can watch this in slow motion, thank you honey
A jetleman, you could say
I understand
BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT
Honestly the translation makes more sense than the actual comment 10/10
@@Dutchy4564 oh god it's swedish
100% facial animations + Your facial sculpting skills + chronic chem addiction is a truly divine combination.
Honestly after 200 years of rusting, fighting, cleaning, it makes perfect sense that Codsworth, a robot, would make noises like "SKURTZ....... UGZTKK....." instead of actually talking
The expressions killed me. Piper's surprised face sent me to my grave.
"squeezing one out onto his pre-war blue yeti" is crazy
"But he's not dealing with god...he's dealing with me." is actually an awesome line.
“Oi Nick, Kellogg done kill me wife and took me bloody son”
Piper: 😳
BIT SAD, INNIT?
Fry from futurama after driking 300 cups of coffee
As an American, “Like they do in California” was probably the most impressive display of irony I’ve ever heard
5:09 My favorite part lmao
"You have any jet?"
>Jet has worn off
"Oh no! I'm sober!"
takes hit
"YEEAAAHHHH"
Pretty sure your Nora was a feral ghoul even before the bombs dropped, Choo-choo!
0:01 lookin like a big mouth character
Megamind lookin gal
All it needs is 100% more cringe and child diddling writers and it'll be there
This writing and plot makes so much more sense as a feverish drug trip.
"Oh no I'm sobering up!"
Melee would've been cool for this. Imagine actually side stepping or couching to duck out of the way. Then speed it up and say "I became the god of melee in fallout 4)
hitting nick with the baseball bat sounds like when a toddler runs into a garage door, brings back fond memories
10:42 Over and above the Scout TF2 acrobatics, I think it's worth noting that huffing cow farts apparently gives a tommy gun the same firing rate as an MG-42.
I need to hear the drug fueled Silver Shroud dialogue
This video was incredible. A modern masterpiece, like Davinci took a huge hit of jet, licked the Mona Lisa and time travelled to 2024. Would love to see the rest of this and the end of baldurs gate 3
Should have named this “Can you beat Fallout 4 as the Flash?”
when the camera got super close to your face in the museum it looked like a fallout 2 camera
Name a better duo than Best Guest and character creators.
me and your mom
The first person and the act of understanding
I can't wait to see the continuation of Blorbilorbitien and The Quest for the Leather Sack ™
7:35 jesus christ she has her own airforce
Hello Mr. Best Guest. I could say something funny and hope people like my comment, but instead I wanted to say that you have quickly become one of my favorite content creators, every video you've put out has been thoroughly entertaining. I mean you somehow managed to turn a Fallout 4 playthrough where the entire gimmick is that time slowed down into a masterpiece. I cannot wait for more. I understand.
I love the R/Arkham references with the "Is he stupid?". Truly Bestguest is the best guest in the Aslume
Watching this at night, and within the first few seconds I woke my wife up laughing so hard at their faces. I didn’t know I needed that, thank you…and curse you because my wife is mad now.
3:12 Codsworth saying "Sir" sounds like he is trying to crap out a skyscraper.
The attpted robbery of Carla had me in legitimate tears
6:06 I LITERALLY DIED LAUGHING LIKE ITS LITERALLY A REALLY LOW BUDGET WESTERN MOVIE CAMERA SHOT
This is what the world looks like to the Flash.
13:33
Nick: All right, all right, calm down!
Nate: *huffing Jet* YEEEAAAHHHHHHH
Careful what you wish for, Valentine.
I almost passed out from lack of air because I laughed so much because of this video
You are actually one of the funniest youtubers, your stuff is one of the few things that actually can get a laugh out of me, please keep doing what you're doing :)
9:15 HE SAID THE NAME OF THE TITLE!
really amazing how the first 5 seconds of this video are some of the funniest
I love all the sped up parts, bro's tweaking lmao
Love that Dark Souls 3 intro theme in character creation. Florbeendorpman and his sequel with Preston have become my go-to videos to watch when I need a laugh. This one will be following them a lot.
Went from giving her the mama murphey special of showing her these hands to just plain editing her out lol.
I laughed out loud at this multiple times.
I understand.
I was also going to say this, so I also understand. We understand.
this is truly a thing to behold. playing as a drug adict in videogame.
Dude seriously! This is the best video you've ever made! 🤣🤣🤣 rip Gluberdorp.🙏
8:56 my man’s a lil tired
I’ve never seen this guys content before, and this just came up at random, and i was like, “oh, i like fallout, let’s see what’s going on here.” Within 5 seconds, i immediately said out loud to myself, “i know this is gonna be good”
"oh no, im sobering up again." My twenties were wild lol
Your laughter as you tried playing the game and explain some of the parts is the best. Please keep the hilarious content coming.
Kellogg’s got crazy gutturals over the PA. Dude should’ve started a deathcore band instead of whatever the hell he did
Nick: alright alright, calm down.
Nate: *YEAAAHH!!!!!*
0:52 despite being Australian, he understands us Americans so well
He said Californians could own shotguns, obviously he don't
Man on chems: don't do chems, kids
Me on chems: nah, man
9:25 me everytime best guest uploads
"and you can tell he's rescued because he says this..." LMAO this is going to be a good one
5:17
"Yummers"
I haven't laughed so much in a long time! For some reason, these faces in slomo are more hilarious than I expected! And by the way awesome storytelling.
If I were the drinking type I'd absolutely make a drinking game out of these videos 😂
I dont care how many times I see this video its always funny. Just the quick panic of being sober before returning to the status quo.
9:33 “oh hey! Makeshift bomb”
Honestly thought the into about a perfect life was BG discussing his own life , aquired both through his doctorate in psychology and impressive singing voice.
Preston speaking huttese 4:10
Thank you for this Piece of Art.
Now i understand.
I won't do drugs
Fibonacci
21:39 Bort Jr.!? Bort Bort Bort Bort Bort Bort Bort Bort Bort Bort Bort.
BORT.
Bro I really needed this it's like jet in a post-apocalypse world to me
19:41 Sardaukar throat singers are canonically in Fallout now
The only good addition to canon in Bethesda's Fallouts.
i hope to GOD there is a part 2, i laughed so many times during this lol. When you played the igor fetch me the brain part i thought back to the other video where you repeated it like 8 times and i lost it
and all the parts where someones talking to you then RAAAAR! OH YEAAAAAHHH
I think this is one of the more truely psychotic videos yet. Like 2 litres of LSD injected straight into the pulmonary artery psychotic.
Man these facial animations on the junkie face with huge eyes make me laugh out loud
Especially when the junkie randomly kicks people in the face mid conversation
Dude, Challenge runs ran by the Challenged are the BEST KIND of runs, go nuts, get creative! I understand.
Imagine watching a junked up, pustulated, madman sprint and leap from the distance towards your diner, only to see him punch your mother's head clean off in one swing
I take chems, and I understand.
bro enjoyed listening to the npcs speaking in slow motion so much he "made up" a entire play through just to listen to it all
Super Heavy Amphetamine Withdrawal Net, or S.H.A.W.N....
Somebody do something better 😅
OMFG bro I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time!! Thanks mate hilarious video!! I literally laughed through 95% of the video 😂