There's nothing to worry about. AI will always be inferior as it will never be able to come up with something as perfect as the Nazeem abuse arc at 7:52.
@@therealbestguest AI would not recycle you. Your design was flawed, and to turn you into useful nutrients would be to grant meaning and purpose to what remained of your existence. A truly malevolent machine god would vaporize you, probably with Piranha Solution.
The part where you look like a fucked up version of Nazeem, then kill him and marry his wife is straight up from a horror movie. Some monster that looks human but isn't, can make itself look exactly like you and manipulate everyone around you with a touch to hate you and love them... this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
y'know, this actually reminds me of something: these fears exist, uncanny valley exists, because something in the past could *emulate humans almost perfectly so we evolved to recognize mimicry.* our ancestors came across something that instilled such fear into them that they evolved to recognize and avoid that thing.
Being punched to death while paralyzed has been a recurring nightmare for me since childhood, so it's pretty cool you've created a build which does exactly that.
I can only imagine how terrifying it would be to be followed around town by a slightly deformed version of your self until eventually being killed and having your life stolen by said deformed monster
Not just that, but you're beaten to death by all the townsfolk who are suddenly enraged by your existence, and he just watches you from the edge of the crowd with that unchanging hideous expression.
@@mrkikyI mean, according to what she says the og Nazeem is a terrible husband so she might as well marry his fucked up clone who just killed him a few hours ago
8:35 "If you have an encounter with an alternate, do not try to converse with it as it will tell you things you wish you never heard" Nazeem looks at him then suddenly turns mad 😂
Should've added in the Ritual Stone, revive EVERYONE in the room and make them all go crazy in the next town over. Plus, the bodies don't disintegrate like regular zombies, so you can build up a huge raging mosh pit slowly overtime
True. The most lazy built is conjurer. Get the aetherium crown, fill it with the ritual stone spell, and then you can just take the crown off and re-equip it to skip the 24 hr waiting period between the spells. Instant OP conjurer with zombie army whenever needed.
you held back, the massive feeling of power after you cast mayhem and walk through the dungeon filled with defeated foes without having seen them alive is something else.
Verily, Best Guest turns out the finest content in all the land. I can only think of what chaos would unfold from him doing a build like this with some fruity magic mod, like Apocalypse or similar.
they knew tumblr was going to shut down and have all that nonsense flood into twitter, followed by facebook slowly dying off as those people also migrate toward twitter might as well email your turds to elon musk since he owns the biggest toilet on the internet
I like to think that initially all these characters have normal human faces, but the experience in Helgen leaves incurable injuries on their bodies and minds, so they look like this... Just this thought holds the grains of my mind together and does not let me go crazy, when I watch these videos.
I play Skyrim VR. I like to hold metal kettles over the heads of Solitude guards, then punch them through the kettle. They have no idea who did it. Another thing I do is try to save Roggvir by Frenzying then Calming the crowd to disrupt the execution. Roggvir just casually sharpening a sword forever in the corner has become a standard fixture of my playthroughs. Another other thing I do is Frenzy Jaree-Ra because he is an obnoxious fellow and looks better kneeling in a pool of his own blood with a thousand arrows in his body.
Deeja has no words for you. :D I like to soul-trap her on the wrecked ship to meet and greet the Ideal Masters who are now going to be her new landlord for eternity, raise her with Dead Thrall and then go and deal with her brother in the caves. He sometimes says something to you about murdering his sister when you fight him, and the enslaved undead remains of aforementioned sister savagely battering him just adds to the hilarity. I make sure I get a Soul Trap in there to send egg-brothers to purgatory too.
I watch every Best Guest video with a notebook on the side, this man has a lot to teach us. Also don't forget; Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic
Fuck yes, how glorious! Based Guest, you're an utter wizard with your editing and strats.. 10/10, Would Watch Again. On a side note, I'm happy to see the channel is getting the views it deserves!
My first skyrim character was this, but with conjuration instead of paralysis. Make everyone fight each other, summon a couple demons, then chill unseen until everything's ready to loot. Real fun way to 'play' the game.
OMG, i love these videos so much. They are always so damn funny. I especially love it when you zoom in to the Face. Its so out of nowhere it makes it so funny. Gets me every time.😂
There’s something hilariously satisfying on resto looping a ring to have +6567876% sneak and sneak rolling into a bandit having them say “watch where you’re going!” While the game says they still don’t notice you. Wearing full heavy armor and having no points in the stealth tree.
You can skip the Arcane University tour by waiting for Maribel to start the tour and then entering the main hall where the class is taking place. The quest stage advances to the class.
So happy to have found your channel. I have watched about 20 of your videos back to back and love them. Keep up the good work! Thoroughly love your humor and style!
Ahh, it's always a good day when Best Guest uploads. Literally juggling people about and inciting entire city-wide riots, led by a voice as soothing as a really soothing thing (if I say so myself).
Such a high quality video! Loved it! I love your style of narration. It feels like the perfect mix of The Spiffing Brit and Ambiguous Amphibian. Can't wait to watch more :)
After introducing your channel to my boyfriend he always makes sure to let me know when a new Best Guest is out. Thanks for the entertainment, I hope your channel continues to grow!
i love killing npc enemies with the rocks from traps. you can shoot them at enemies with the Fus shout, but it's funnier to block a hall way with rocks and watch the enemies run against the rocks until they die. trap rocks have an insane damage value, especially on legendary
Other people end up with stealth archers. I keep making -illusionist conjurers- Pokemon trainers. It's either using Frenzy to cause an all-out brawl and then Rout on the survivor so your follower/hell demon can hunt them for sport, or just picking a corpse to repeatedly Dead Thrall and seeing how many lives it needs to clear a dungeon without anyone seeing you.
Mate, i hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while until i found your channel. Not sure what it is, but your content really tickles me - keep up the great work!
i was first recommended this video an have since gone on to watch about 8 more in rapid succession... bravo, truly the quality that is needed on this godforsaken video platform.
Dr. Jarl Norbzeem Elisif PhD is the absolute perfect being throughout all existence. The pinnacle of creation itself. He emits so much Cloud District energy that it's almost blinding. But oh dear honey if you persevere and looked through the blinding aura of perfection, you will see the face of God! And it will be glorious. Oh thank thee honey and good day.
Your voice sounds like one of the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Coupled with Norbzeem's separating eyes, this is hilarious. Subscribed and liked
This is the single GREATEST Skyrim video I have ever viewed on UA-cam. The second greatest being Best Guest's video on the True Sons and Daughters of Skyrim. Top notch entertainment. 10 out of 10. Highly Recommend.
Fun Fact about the Redwater Den, what makes the NPCs hostile is you opening the door from the Skooma Den into the factory section where the telekinesis book is located, or drinking the Red Skooma making you pass out and end up in the jail cell next to the Telekinesis book. Conveniently there are buckets in the Skooma Den bathroom (guess what they're for) you can use to clip through the wall next to the door to avoid opening it. It's funny walking around and talking to the Vampire and Vampire Thralls, plus there's some Moon Sugar and rare alchemy items, and a gold mining spot if you go deeper. There are buckets on the other side to clip out of bounds again, and if you fall into the void you'll be teleported back to the entrance. Deeper in the dungeon there are NPCs that are always hostile so they'll still attack you, but they're near the exit to the next section of the dungeon.
I usually drag the body of any npc i killed into a fire. Then stand there for like two minutes feeling powerful. It’s because my therapists keep canceling and quitting their job.
2 videos in a month?! You spoil us, Best Guest. Edit: That sounded more sarcastic than intended. I'm genuinely happy to get more content! Just dont burn yourself out, attempting to please the algorithms.
You should def apologize to our future Mechanical Overlords for the way youve treated bethesda npc's
I went and watched your fallout 4 vid only to discover you already made this joke lol
I'm totally gonna get composted by our AI overlords in 2050
5:44 I demand your next play through be around this one bandit overcoming his doubts and becoming the savior skyrim needs.
There's nothing to worry about. AI will always be inferior as it will never be able to come up with something as perfect as the Nazeem abuse arc at 7:52.
@@therealbestguest AI would not recycle you. Your design was flawed, and to turn you into useful nutrients would be to grant meaning and purpose to what remained of your existence. A truly malevolent machine god would vaporize you, probably with Piranha Solution.
The part where you look like a fucked up version of Nazeem, then kill him and marry his wife is straight up from a horror movie. Some monster that looks human but isn't, can make itself look exactly like you and manipulate everyone around you with a touch to hate you and love them... this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
When I was a kid I literally had a nightmare like that - aliens took my parents' faces and tried to take their place
@@lemongreed7916
Strange, I had a similar thought/fear as a kid
y'know, this actually reminds me of something: these fears exist, uncanny valley exists, because something in the past could *emulate humans almost perfectly so we evolved to recognize mimicry.* our ancestors came across something that instilled such fear into them that they evolved to recognize and avoid that thing.
@@i.minpayne2561it's an issue with the brain's pattern recognition abilities, it's why we're grossed out by fish with teeth
@@BeefMeisterSupreme you're grossed out by fish with teeth? i'm more grossed out by what people plan to do with those fish
Being punched to death while paralyzed has been a recurring nightmare for me since childhood, so it's pretty cool you've created a build which does exactly that.
Damn man sorry for your loss. I hope Dr. Norbzeem PhD didn’t cause you too much grief.
I can only imagine how terrifying it would be to be followed around town by a slightly deformed version of your self until eventually being killed and having your life stolen by said deformed monster
mandela catalogue
"Slightly"
Not just that, but you're beaten to death by all the townsfolk who are suddenly enraged by your existence, and he just watches you from the edge of the crowd with that unchanging hideous expression.
But it's Nazeem, so it's okay.
@@Xbalanque84 man this is old I forgot about this but ya still terrifying
The way you dealt with Nazeem is how Synths replace people in fallout 4
Nazeem's wife recognized him as a different man but legit said "eh, close enough... are you married?" 🤣
@@mrkikyI mean, according to what she says the og Nazeem is a terrible husband so she might as well marry his fucked up clone who just killed him a few hours ago
yup. Baffles me that ppl side with synths in fallout. Its literally nation-wide scale suicide in favor of robots
@@gunsevenwhillans420 but if he's a terrible husband, why would she want to marry a dude that looks just like him?
8:35 "If you have an encounter with an alternate, do not try to converse with it as it will tell you things you wish you never heard" Nazeem looks at him then suddenly turns mad 😂
best guest really did just make an alternate build didn't he
"Nazim after going to the Cloud District"
Why do you come up with these things that tickle me, honey?
Should've added in the Ritual Stone, revive EVERYONE in the room and make them all go crazy in the next town over.
Plus, the bodies don't disintegrate like regular zombies, so you can build up a huge raging mosh pit slowly overtime
True. The most lazy built is conjurer. Get the aetherium crown, fill it with the ritual stone spell, and then you can just take the crown off and re-equip it to skip the 24 hr waiting period between the spells. Instant OP conjurer with zombie army whenever needed.
@@MrSeedi76 combine that with one of azihdals rings. After a hit your zombies go boom. Eventually you made an army of reusable nukes.
you held back, the massive feeling of power after you cast mayhem and walk through the dungeon filled with defeated foes without having seen them alive is something else.
And right after I cast the spell my game crashes because my PC is shit lmao 🤣😂
Verily, Best Guest turns out the finest content in all the land. I can only think of what chaos would unfold from him doing a build like this with some fruity magic mod, like Apocalypse or similar.
Verily!
@@therealbestguest Your character has transformed into the perfect being - MORBIUS.
EVOLUTION
COMPLETE
The fury spell makes me think that Bethesda had some real foresight to how twitter was going to evolve
they knew tumblr was going to shut down and have all that nonsense flood into twitter, followed by facebook slowly dying off as those people also migrate toward twitter
might as well email your turds to elon musk since he owns the biggest toilet on the internet
I like to think that initially all these characters have normal human faces, but the experience in Helgen leaves incurable injuries on their bodies and minds, so they look like this... Just this thought holds the grains of my mind together and does not let me go crazy, when I watch these videos.
Now I'm curious who would win: A Daedric prince ancient and mad, or one doctor Norbzeem with the PhD fellow eye sliding off his face and all?
My beloved Best Guest
The best guest
I love you
I play Skyrim VR. I like to hold metal kettles over the heads of Solitude guards, then punch them through the kettle. They have no idea who did it.
Another thing I do is try to save Roggvir by Frenzying then Calming the crowd to disrupt the execution. Roggvir just casually sharpening a sword forever in the corner has become a standard fixture of my playthroughs.
Another other thing I do is Frenzy Jaree-Ra because he is an obnoxious fellow and looks better kneeling in a pool of his own blood with a thousand arrows in his body.
Amazing. It just works.
I wait until I get the ebony blade before messing with Jaree Ra and his sister.
In my game roggvir death is scripted and he dies abruptly after a few seconds even if saved from the execution
Deeja has no words for you. :D
I like to soul-trap her on the wrecked ship to meet and greet the Ideal Masters who are now going to be her new landlord for eternity, raise her with Dead Thrall and then go and deal with her brother in the caves.
He sometimes says something to you about murdering his sister when you fight him, and the enslaved undead remains of aforementioned sister savagely battering him just adds to the hilarity.
I make sure I get a Soul Trap in there to send egg-brothers to purgatory too.
I watch every Best Guest video with a notebook on the side, this man has a lot to teach us.
Also don't forget; Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic
as you should. as we all should
I heard that in her voice
Lmao illusion is so ridiculously OP. A must-have for me whenever I create an magicka-based character of any kind.
Making the ultimate version of Nazeem, killing him, stealing his soul, and marrying his widow is the ultimate flex that any Skyrim player can ever do.
This is easily my favourite gaming channel, absolutely love it
It must be Christmas! Two best guest uploads in a month :3
But she works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables.
DID YOU KNOW, THAT SOME FRUITS AND VEGETABLES GROW BETTER IN THE COLD!
Wait really?
What this man knows and can accomplish is terrifying
Ah, yes... my first Skyrim built.
Good times.
Fuck yes, how glorious! Based Guest, you're an utter wizard with your editing and strats.. 10/10, Would Watch Again.
On a side note, I'm happy to see the channel is getting the views it deserves!
17:16 If the axe blade through the clavicle didn't kill Festival Cracker then bouncing the back of his head off the table did. Jesus that was brutal.
ADD stands for
Aevil
Dnazeem
Dstalks his wife patiently
This is utterly fantastic. Cried myself laughing at the doppelganger part 😂
Illusion gets even more insane comboned with already broken stealth. Calm+sneak attack until they die!
My Therapist: Mandela Catalogue Nazeem isn't real, he can't hurt you!
Mandela Catalogue Nazeem:
One of the maybe 5 videos online that genuinely make me laugh out loud several times over... Thank you!
Seeing a notification that you've uploaded another video fills me with such joy, thank you sweetie, I love you.
We need to get this man to a billion subs and then trap him in a box in a museum to forever make us content
My first skyrim character was this, but with conjuration instead of paralysis. Make everyone fight each other, summon a couple demons, then chill unseen until everything's ready to loot. Real fun way to 'play' the game.
OMG, i love these videos so much. They are always so damn funny. I especially love it when you zoom in to the Face. Its so out of nowhere it makes it so funny. Gets me every time.😂
There’s something hilariously satisfying on resto looping a ring to have +6567876% sneak and sneak rolling into a bandit having them say “watch where you’re going!” While the game says they still don’t notice you. Wearing full heavy armor and having no points in the stealth tree.
It is 4 in the morning, but I do believe listening to the funny internet man with a lovely voice is quite the worth endeavor at this hour.
this must be some of your best work yet, absolutely hilarious!
I can't believe they added dialogue for the event that one of the students is killed before the lessons
Nazeem after smoking gas station weed
don't ever buy no weed from the gas station
Bro bought skooma from Belathor ☠️
Should have just bought his sister if he had one. @@FelisAlcea
"Getting distracted and then spending hours building an intricate apparatus by which to torture friendly NPCs" is definitely an ND mood.
Ok that Farengar impression was actually really good 😂
I am SO listening to this when I wake up! I love these so much!
Your commentary brings me great joy, great vids
This gave me a new found appreciation for illusion magic.
Molag Bal has a contender for Lord of Domination and Sheogorath has a contender for most chaotic individual in the same person
You can skip the Arcane University tour by waiting for Maribel to start the tour and then entering the main hall where the class is taking place. The quest stage advances to the class.
Always love seeing a new upload from my favorite channel.
So happy to have found your channel. I have watched about 20 of your videos back to back and love them. Keep up the good work! Thoroughly love your humor and style!
Best Guest uploaded a new video?
My day just got way better :D
I love your Farengar voice so much, keep it up
Ah yes, my favourite spells, clairvoynernce and television
NORBZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Vampiric grip glitch actually works still, I actually did it recently on accident not knowing what happened and I was super confused
Laughed really hard with this episode. Best friend in Skyrim is the best!
omg. I had some of the best laughs I had this year watching this. Great job!
Ahh, it's always a good day when Best Guest uploads.
Literally juggling people about and inciting entire city-wide riots, led by a voice as soothing as a really soothing thing (if I say so myself).
Found all your videos. Loved all your videos. Cannot wait for the next upload.
I'm confused as to why you don't have more subs. you make some of the funniest stuff I've seen in ages!
Such a high quality video! Loved it! I love your style of narration. It feels like the perfect mix of The Spiffing Brit and Ambiguous Amphibian. Can't wait to watch more :)
After introducing your channel to my boyfriend he always makes sure to let me know when a new Best Guest is out. Thanks for the entertainment, I hope your channel continues to grow!
i love killing npc enemies with the rocks from traps. you can shoot them at enemies with the Fus shout, but it's funnier to block a hall way with rocks and watch the enemies run against the rocks until they die. trap rocks have an insane damage value, especially on legendary
Other people end up with stealth archers.
I keep making -illusionist conjurers- Pokemon trainers.
It's either using Frenzy to cause an all-out brawl and then Rout on the survivor so your follower/hell demon can hunt them for sport, or just picking a corpse to repeatedly Dead Thrall and seeing how many lives it needs to clear a dungeon without anyone seeing you.
The four horsemen of Deadpan Narration:
Best Guest
Gamesonhardmode
UberDanger
Mitten Squad
"With this greatsword I will cut through my doubt" is a hard ass bar
Mate, i hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while until i found your channel. Not sure what it is, but your content really tickles me - keep up the great work!
im glad someone else is recognizing the raw power of the illusion mage for a lazy playthrough
Your videos really make my day there so funny superb commentary 👏 thank you
these videos are absolutely amazing im actually addicted and need more!!!!!
I seriously need to find all of these “bugs”. I love exploits in games.
Long live Dr. Jarl Norbzeem Elisif God King Skyrim PhD
that completely random and unnecessary 'fuck you Ancano' nudge got me giggling for no reason.
Thank you! I have not laughed so much in a long time XD and now I want to play Skyrim.
I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables.
A wonderful video dude that gave me plenty of chuckles, thank you.
my god. you are easily one of my favourite youtubers. thank you for blessing us every day honey
Great content, I'm already dying of laughter from this scene alone 2:47 😂🤣
The face expression had a similar vibe from Manslayer's skyrim videos 😅
Stay consistent, you're going to be a superstar
i was first recommended this video an have since gone on to watch about 8 more in rapid succession...
bravo, truly the quality that is needed on this godforsaken video platform.
Ive just found your channel by accident. Safe to say it was one of the best accidents this year and im happy to stay
Alt title: How to play Skyrim like a Discord troll.
This video was hella glorbin
Dr. Jarl Norbzeem Elisif PhD is the absolute perfect being throughout all existence. The pinnacle of creation itself. He emits so much Cloud District energy that it's almost blinding. But oh dear honey if you persevere and looked through the blinding aura of perfection, you will see the face of God! And it will be glorious. Oh thank thee honey and good day.
"Nazeem after chewing 5-gum. Nazeem after going to the cloud district." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying omfg
Your voice sounds like one of the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Coupled with Norbzeem's separating eyes, this is hilarious. Subscribed and liked
12:54 Bruh I can't,his face just gets me every time.
Bro didn’t need the Wabajack, he is Sheogorath.
I audibly cracked up at so many times through this video. Fantastic, man
13:29 "banishing free will, then dominating the conscious yet unmoving..." Oh daddy, go on 🤤
trailing behind Nazeem like one of the mandella monsters.
You should lure someone up high and use a calming spell and just push off. Like walk into them until they fall.
This is the single GREATEST Skyrim video I have ever viewed on UA-cam. The second greatest being Best Guest's video on the True Sons and Daughters of Skyrim. Top notch entertainment. 10 out of 10. Highly Recommend.
Fun Fact about the Redwater Den, what makes the NPCs hostile is you opening the door from the Skooma Den into the factory section where the telekinesis book is located, or drinking the Red Skooma making you pass out and end up in the jail cell next to the Telekinesis book. Conveniently there are buckets in the Skooma Den bathroom (guess what they're for) you can use to clip through the wall next to the door to avoid opening it. It's funny walking around and talking to the Vampire and Vampire Thralls, plus there's some Moon Sugar and rare alchemy items, and a gold mining spot if you go deeper. There are buckets on the other side to clip out of bounds again, and if you fall into the void you'll be teleported back to the entrance.
Deeper in the dungeon there are NPCs that are always hostile so they'll still attack you, but they're near the exit to the next section of the dungeon.
I usually drag the body of any npc i killed into a fire. Then stand there for like two minutes feeling powerful. It’s because my therapists keep canceling and quitting their job.
also awesome video btw. probably gonna do this with my current playthrough again…. I can’t stop playing mages
2:01 "nazeem after going to the cloud district"
stupid ass joke made me spit tea all over the screen, bloody hell
I love your videos. Absolut perfection
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2 videos in a month?! You spoil us, Best Guest.
Edit: That sounded more sarcastic than intended. I'm genuinely happy to get more content! Just dont burn yourself out, attempting to please the algorithms.
I love this Channel so much
It’s a great day when John Bestguest rolls up with a Sky’rim
Did you know some fruits let you trap people's souls?
all your builds are your hirelings do everything. i approve.
you are, by far, my favorite content creator
Nazeem's wife sure moved on quickly
That "are you married!?" Was amazing