bearded dragon ascends to new level of stupid
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- people always ask me why i dont post much, but its because Cheese has no spacial awareness, nor is she capable to retaining memories if she ever exits her domain unwillingly so i must wait for her to come out on her own or this happens
typically there will be a 50% chance that she’ll want to come out, walk over to the balcony door and then rush back inside dozens of times until i start to ignore her constant knocking throughout the day
she is a horrible roommate and is a nightmare to live with
apparently she does not recognize anything but the bendy bridge as a ramp
she mayve been unwilling to jump, but she still runs into walls
Unfortunately not first
tragedy has struck
@@ker_h23 😔
😔😔😔🤨
Clearly the loss of the bridge broke something inside of Cheese, causing a mental breakdown as her single braincell was overloaded. It could take months for her to recover
yep, i used the one in her enclosure as a bridge today and it seems that the missing bridge mustve caused a rift in her already fragmented mind
she’s back to charging off ledges now that theres a replacement bridge :”) its like shes incapable of functioning without it
@@ker_h23 Poor Cheese
i love how you say 'my cheese' as if in place of my liege
Beardies are just cats of the lizard world.
You want to hug them all day because everything about them is so damn cute.
But you're on a timer before they're fed up with it as they tolerate you.
I don't think I'll ever have another best friend that isn't one of these amazing pancake lizards.
yep, they are ;-; unfortunately mine has a non-existent timer
That these guys survive in the wild is nothing short of astounding
cheese my beloved
Bridge gone. Life means nothing. Cheese is nothing without her bridge
I adore this confused pancake lizard and your attempts to help her survive and (optimally) perform at least one thought per day.
Cheese is upset becasue the lack of a safety bridge is not OSHA compliant. Meanwhile my dragon Shawty will kamikaze off a 2 ft. cliffside like he can fly - I wonder how long either would last in the wild...
she does that sometimes too :”D but it seems like the small ledge from her enclosure to the ground is the only place she doesnt
Alternative title: a lizard named cheese breaks down like a intel processor at the loss of a wooden bridge
She is doing a good job in training you to handfeed her, giving her dragon-flights and giving her attention. Because of her intelligence and all the intelligent thoughts inside her little head, she needs time to think about things. Dragon like to think a lot. And how DARE you to misplace HER bridge!!!!???
ive sinned :(((
The level of intelligence displayed by Cheese in this video is simply outstanding. I wish I was this smart.
Cheese having a mental breakdown. The loss of the bridge. We mourn the death of the bridge and my it rest in peace in whatever abyss of a drawer it is in
The thing i love about bearded dragons that I have found through observation of two beardies, is that they are incredibly intelligent *For a lizard.
Watching them is like watching a cat make calculations on how far to jump, or how it wants to oush something off a table. Bearded dragons make those calculations but almost always come to the wrong conclusion. The loading spiral is the most accurate way to describe these guys' thought patterns and thats wonderful.
Her constant glare always gets me🤣
* The patience training animal *
she tests my patience every single day T-T
Ngl I totally forgot about this channel and I came back and was so happy to see Cheese again
This is exactly how my skink is 😭He always lays in my bed when he comes out, *always* but if I make the slightest change to my bed he will get so confused and not want to get off my shoulder
Cheese isn't stupid. I think she did a fine job of training you to wait on her like a well trained Maid!
thanks for the videos, they always make my day. give cheese extra head pats for me
im glad you enjoy them ^^
0:29 "Cheese has developed what appears to be a judgemental stare"
The blink-and-you-miss-it text is fun at first, but gets annoying after having to rewind for the 34263838th time
the editing had me in stitches xD
same, i feel bad for my neighbours who could hear me hysterically laughing to myself for hours last night
2 Uploads in a row?!
ikr :O
I'm glad you're posting more. I missed the stupid Cheese.
Bruh, Cheese got that smooth brain confusion. Oof!
Idk if it would help with Cheese, but Trico used to chase a headset cord. He thought it was a bug and tried to get it. Helped him stay put of tight places. Maybe Cheese would fall for it?
she always tries to eat my nails since i paint them so i tried to lure her out with that :”) but she just wouldnt move
no thoughts
head 'where brig e'
b rige ?
it's like watching an npc with shitty ai trying to pathfind around a single obstacle
tbh i would've just gotten impatient and picked her up like 1 minute in
What do you use to edit and create thumnails as I love them as a father to a bearded dragon
usually i just use photos i already have that i took myself :”D but i’ll edit them sometimes with my drawing app (Procreate) since im most familiar with it
ive used PicsArt as well on my phone but theyve changed a lot and require you to pay for things now :”) theres probably better free ones you can find for your phone, i just dont use them much personally so im not sure which ones to recommend ^^
@@ker_h23 thank you for your help also keep up the good work love ur vids
Cheese is like me: has no braincells
i have to say, thank you for adding subtitles to your videos! youtubes auto subtitles can be kinda wonky sometimes so i really appreciate you putting in the time and effort to add your own! :)
of course ^^ i use captions myself too since my hearing isnt the best, so i thought it’d be hypocritical to not make them for my own videos as well :”D
Yes, thanks!!
they are not stupid they have movement based eyesight
you edits are great
Wow- your bearded dragon is dumber then my familys-?!
WhY ArE YOu bULlLyInG CcHeSE tHiS iS aBooOs
cHes abOse
Maybe cool Idea?:What if printed a cutout of a storefront for cheese since she don't like going outside...
:o storekeeper Cheese
Mine is the lazy
Just*
very good video thank you
im glad you liked it ^^
lol
???????
Yes FINALLY THATS FUNNY
Other than Cheese being great at everything, the enclosure they are in looks really nice!
thank you :D its mostly been trashed now since its been awhile and i need to redo it :”)
cheese only recognizing the wood ramp as a bridge has the same energy as koalas only recognizing their food if its attached to a tree branch
same level of intellect
@@ker_h23 Terrifyingly, Cheese is smarter
"Please come out"
Cheese: "No, I'm not ready to tell you I'm gay, stop pushing it!"
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i owe Cheese an apology
*Though She might seem troubled.*
*It is but a play, to our God.*
*A simple act, so that the infidels think that they're safe.*
*Make no mistake... They aren't.*
*All obey our simple but almighty God.*
*ALL OBEY CHEESE.*
Cheese was pondering the infinite expanse of the Cosmos and you kept distracting her
ö my bad
BABE WAKE UP KERHU POSTED
Just as I was heading to bed, I see you and Cheese in my notifcations tab.
im glad you enjoy these :D
i think she associates the wood bridge as the only bridge in the world :”) or maybe the sketchbooks just arent good enough for her
I think that this is where the countless concussions from running into walls starts to catch up with Cheese
I think Cheese is just an inflexible thinker. A lot of animals have difficulty figuring out what to do if something prevents them from doing things they've been trained to do, or are part of their routine. She probably just thought she was supposed to wait for the bridge, and didn't understand that you wanted her to crawl out without it.
Cheese is only exerting 5% of her full power here. Let the dread wash over you as you begin to wrap your feeble mind around the thought of her unleashing 100% of her power on this fragile world one day.
100% of her brainpower is sprinting towards a wall at full speed
@@ker_h23 that wall must be shaking in its little wally boots
Cheese is a national treasure
she really is ^^
This is pretty relevant since due to higher temperatures bearded dragons are becoming stupider.
it makes sense now, the heatwave went through in the summer mustve melted her brain
When the heatwaves disturb the brainwaves...
Awe, what a sweet dragon! And that is a fantastic salad!
Cheese ate some wild barriers and now is seeing, whole new levels of multi dimensional planes of existence.
Two videos in two days? What is this? Heaven?
i have another i need to edit :”D
Seeing that salad made _me_ hungry which means either you're a truly spectacular chef, or I've watched so many bearded dragon videos I'm starting to think like one too
Jokes aside, great video! :D
Apex predator, what an amazing creature.
If mine misses his food in my hand he will not even TRY for another 5 minutes, if not turn completely away from my hand it's infuriating
mine does that too, she’ll give up and not try anymore if she misses one too many times ;-;
Haha mine does the turn away if I dare suggest its salad day.. and then will pancake and throw a lil lizard fit til he gets a bug... He just really doesn't want greens .. He was pellet feed most his life til I got him and once he got a real bug,he really hasnt wanted much else..
Is cheese called that because her brain is as smooth as cheese?
Cheese is running off a single braincell
Cheese is my spirit animal
The zany zoom-ins kill me
Yay Cheese is back!
I have to pause the vid so I can read the subtitles bc they disappear so fast. Now cheese otoh… she hasn’t moved an inch!🤣 Cute baby!
Think we can get a ChEeSe EaTiNg AsMr???? A ChEeSe MuCkBaNg????
if you going to put TEXT in your video, leave it on LONG enough for everyone to read, we are not! SPEED READERS!!
Love and cuddle her as much as you can. Be patient with her she is smart for herself. If you love cheese truly she will understand you. Be more persistent please. Do not degrade her no more. Those negative feelings towards her makes her sad. She is a feeling thinking creature as you but not like you. Keep it in your mind.
I clicked this video and immediately noticed a small piece of styrofoam next to my lizard as she basked, and there is no styrofoam in or near the cage. The only thing I can figure is my bird having done something but I genuinely have no idea what and she won’t tell me what she did.
I bet you anything my beardie is stoopider, mine also death glares me.
your dog sounds scarily similar to mine.
Does cheese know her name?
There is no bridge in Ba Sing Se!
I love cheese 🙃🦎
🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
where did you get his tank? my beardie is starting to outgrow her baby cage :') my little baby getting so big
i built it myself ^^
🐉🥰😂
I wouldn't jump on that book either, doesn't look stable.
it is stable ^^ its hardcover and i was propping it up with my arm behind the camera
Aw cheesus!!!!!!😆
*We have been punished by the heigh preist for our sin's.*
*The ability to ,,coment" on our Lord's sighting's has been removed.*
*WE MUST REPENT MINE BRETHERYN!*
*REPENT FOR EACH SENCOND OF HERESY WE HAVE ENDURED!*
*MAY OUR LORD BE MERCYFULL ON OUR SOULS!*
*PRAY ON YOUR KNEES! CRY! RUN IN FEAR!*
*FOR THOU IS DOOMED!*
*MINE BRETHERYN! WE SHALL GIVE OUR SUPPORT TO THE HEIGH PREIST!*
*WE SHALL SEND THE HERETIC'S TRESSURE WE HAVE COLLECTED OVER THE YEARS AND SEND IT ALL TO HER!*
*ALL OBEY CHEESE!!*
(quiet wisper from across the cathedral)
set up an patreon... We want to support you, and your spoiled ,,pet".
Thank you for your video's, they cheer me up after a long day ;)
...
...
*ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!*
*A HERETIC IS ON THE LOOSE!*
*THEY HAVE ENTERED OUR CATHEDRAL!*
*PROTECT THE HOLY PAINTINGS!*
*TO WEAPONS PALADINS!*
*WE SHALL PROTECT OUT HOLY GROUND!*
thank you, thats very nice of you to say ^^ i dont have much patreon content to offer so im not sure if making one would be a good idea :”D
maybe i will in the future, but for now i dont see much of a point
your support is already enough for us :D
is nobody gonna mention the frog mask
what forg mask
@@ker_h23 u on drugs fam?
j foth we wne to ove r this bb g
hahahaha , greetings from Jamaica
greetings from Canada ^^