The Smartest and Dumbest Lizards I Own

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  • @youknowwhoitis72
    @youknowwhoitis72 5 років тому +11915

    Absolutely nothing:
    Old beardie: *ENEMY SPOTTED*

    • @yuki_fluffbutt2238
      @yuki_fluffbutt2238 5 років тому +64

      1:12
      By far my favorite moment.

    • @freddieevans6378
      @freddieevans6378 5 років тому +20

      the line down the middle of the desk is annoying

    • @princehydron3599
      @princehydron3599 5 років тому +2

      Best username tho

    • @LegendaryYellow
      @LegendaryYellow 5 років тому +26

      If my beardie be bauming every second I’d be calling him Quagmire

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 років тому +6

      @shiro OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY

  • @autumnmoss1871
    @autumnmoss1871 4 роки тому +3910

    "Leopard geckos dont to anything"
    Me:looks at my gecko
    My gecko: stares back then falls over

    • @Alleycat041
      @Alleycat041 4 роки тому +243

      Same i have 3 and the smartest thing they've learn to do is jump off a table.

    • @Alleycat041
      @Alleycat041 4 роки тому +50

      @@CrystalKeyes awww! Some of them are like that, try handling it more.

    • @evelinavolkar5371
      @evelinavolkar5371 4 роки тому +61

      I personally like leopard gecko cuz they don't do almost anything and sleep mos of the day. I'm getting a leopard gecko in 6 months and i'm doing my research and i don't know where i can get them in Europe so that's a bummer but still i really like them they look really nice and calm:)

    • @jasminegaming207
      @jasminegaming207 4 роки тому +16

      I found 3 leopard geckos outside earlier and 2 babies and one medium sized

    • @deadbot649
      @deadbot649 4 роки тому +17

      Mine likes to take baths in her water bowl

  • @evasiiive
    @evasiiive 5 років тому +5860

    “she walks, she eats...”
    my mother talking about me

  • @mikasanZero
    @mikasanZero 4 роки тому +1704

    When a beardie is bobbing he's showing dominance over his opponent.
    *_SO HIS GLASS REFLECTION IS HIS SLAVE NOW_*

    • @barriath8841
      @barriath8841 4 роки тому +51

      Not really since his reflection does the same xD

    • @mikasanZero
      @mikasanZero 4 роки тому +45

      @@barriath8841 damn you're right

    • @erickreyes7902
      @erickreyes7902 4 роки тому +7

      when the lizard bobs, please insert some EDM....

    • @GallusCorvus
      @GallusCorvus 4 роки тому +27

      @@barriath8841 An infinite fight for dominace that will never end

    • @MicahActuallyScott
      @MicahActuallyScott 4 роки тому +2

      it has to do whatever he says

  • @charlotte2156
    @charlotte2156 5 років тому +4023

    What I expected: a series of intelligence tests for all the lizards to complete in a controlled way
    What I got: a guy rating his lizards on their perceived facial expressions and how much he likes them
    How I feel: not disappointed

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 5 років тому +3678

    That beardie _was_ interacting with a creature beyond your dimension, he waved to the viewers. 9000 IQ

    • @taylorpower3862
      @taylorpower3862 4 роки тому +32

      Hermon the great when he’s in his enclosure I think he’s bopping to his reflection lol

    • @diabeticmonkey
      @diabeticmonkey 4 роки тому +40

      Taylor Power Nah he’s just playing 5d chess

    • @imorstrash8985
      @imorstrash8985 4 роки тому +33

      he broke the fourth wall, he knows of us!!!

    • @cool7654321
      @cool7654321 4 роки тому +1

      9001

    • @olivegarnish6162
      @olivegarnish6162 4 роки тому +1

      @Imor Ahtarm Ogudrev
      That’s just what happens when you get old.

  • @Honey-gt6ju
    @Honey-gt6ju 5 років тому +3077

    The 2 bearded dragons are literally like yin and yang-
    (Calm, trusting, loving)
    (Aggressive bobbing, *war flash backs* )

    • @sprikitik4936
      @sprikitik4936 4 роки тому +67

      The second bearded dragon has transcended much beyond.

    • @MelAegis
      @MelAegis 4 роки тому +19

      Dont forget the kung poo lessons 😂😂😂

    • @Lily-180
      @Lily-180 4 роки тому +4

      I cant even😂😂

    • @masonwilson4355
      @masonwilson4355 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @rossdenman8
      @rossdenman8 4 роки тому +1

      Guys you ignored him

  • @Seagle-fm1le
    @Seagle-fm1le 4 роки тому +1086

    Bro I would be terrified if I walk into my animals room and all of the animals are simultaneously bobbing their heads at me

  • @_bdazzler_
    @_bdazzler_ 5 років тому +2589

    You: rubs around chasing another lizard
    Beardie: *stares into camera like he’s on the office*

    • @Ostan-jw2bg
      @Ostan-jw2bg 5 років тому +29

      "if I was building my own coffin, I would make it where it's sound proof, so you can't hear the other neighboring dead people..." *guy practicing tuba in the other room*

    • @sarahthepug1269
      @sarahthepug1269 4 роки тому +2

      John Krasinski in lizard form

  • @midnightat3am
    @midnightat3am 5 років тому +2708

    “Maybe I’m the dumbest in the room.”
    _drops leopard gecko_

    • @jrtien
      @jrtien 5 років тому +202

      It jumped. Geckos do that.

    • @midnightat3am
      @midnightat3am 5 років тому +71

      jrtien LMAO idk I just thought it was funny and well timed

    • @jrtien
      @jrtien 5 років тому +67

      @@midnightat3am It was pretty ironic. Those things can fall super far without injury though. Hahaha.

    • @nowylover2138
      @nowylover2138 5 років тому +30

      My leopard gecko jumps all the time soo
      It's kinda normal

    • @nykkomcmillan9160
      @nykkomcmillan9160 5 років тому +6

      tricia t he didn’t drop it it jumped

  • @bakublader1999
    @bakublader1999 5 років тому +3047

    You roasted your goldie so hard it tried to kill itself.

  • @jamesevans5453
    @jamesevans5453 4 роки тому +342

    My leopard gecko truly has a single brain cell that bounces around her head like a windows screen saver

  • @thewolfofcomedy5966
    @thewolfofcomedy5966 5 років тому +3396

    Nobody:
    Bearded Dragon: *_Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY_*

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 5 років тому +71

      *head bop intensities*

    • @mamapoof5248
      @mamapoof5248 5 років тому +44

      worth opponent: the bearded dragons reflection

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 5 років тому +39

      ghosts: why is boss fight music playing

    • @102allenwalker
      @102allenwalker 5 років тому +8

      The Wolf of Comedy head bobbing :DUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDU
      Ma da ma da
      DUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD

    • @alexbazarov9475
      @alexbazarov9475 5 років тому +3

      👏

  • @gracelaw1987
    @gracelaw1987 5 років тому +2404

    “Her eyes only mildly terrified instead of completely” what my therapist writes in her log about my anxiety

  • @sinnamon714
    @sinnamon714 5 років тому +1934

    Nobody:
    Bearded Dragon: *Peace was never an option*

    • @colefarrow1556
      @colefarrow1556 5 років тому +3

      slavissh • hi version of u 1 minute ago

    • @quandaledingle5187
      @quandaledingle5187 4 роки тому

      • sinnamon • cimminom is above u is it ur acc

    • @christy8194
      @christy8194 4 роки тому

      Very chaotic lizards 👁️👅👁️

  • @hailstorm2914
    @hailstorm2914 4 роки тому +285

    Leopard geckos don’t do anything.”
    Gecko: *precedes to try to fly*

    • @lolmaria9374
      @lolmaria9374 3 роки тому +10

      I own one it jumped off my bed and started running around my room😂😂

  • @greatjagras6381
    @greatjagras6381 5 років тому +3191

    This gecko doesn't do anything
    Gecko: *Jumps*

    • @roooo11111
      @roooo11111 5 років тому +82

      It tried to kermitsewerslide

    • @sam-eg4nn
      @sam-eg4nn 5 років тому +7

      Great Jagras bitch where’s my hammer imma smack you back to your pack

    • @9rimace553
      @9rimace553 5 років тому +12

      Great Jagras my gecko jumps into her tank a lot and it scares me😂 but my gecko is pretty smart though. She’s sassy too

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 5 років тому +12

      My leopard gecko was super chill. Never really minded being handled. Watching him sleep used to crack me up because he'd always have his arm out in this weirdly human way. I miss him so much :T

    • @sam-eg4nn
      @sam-eg4nn 5 років тому

      Dylan Jones Great Jagras likes to bite things, including my dust

  • @leilanyvega6232
    @leilanyvega6232 5 років тому +5057

    No one
    The leaopard gecko: time to commit self deletus by yeetus

    • @bluedragon7720
      @bluedragon7720 4 роки тому +36

      mood

    • @w7v751
      @w7v751 4 роки тому +8

      YEET
      also hi army xd

    • @levigaskey8979
      @levigaskey8979 4 роки тому +36

      Can confirm that they do that

    • @Hxperhubpitbull
      @Hxperhubpitbull 4 роки тому +15

      Why did I laugh so much

    • @BirdaeBlue
      @BirdaeBlue 4 роки тому +14

      Mackenzie Hoogenboom 4th year with a gec, she still does this

  • @rein7526
    @rein7526 5 років тому +3109

    Your beardie can see ghosts and is just trying to scare them off

    • @jayraitt9023
      @jayraitt9023 5 років тому +99

      .......I live by an old Indian reservation. My beardie Bobs at random stuff. ..This has forever messed me up

    • @KerpooHater
      @KerpooHater 5 років тому +36

      the 6th sense

    • @lesley-annfenwick
      @lesley-annfenwick 5 років тому +93

      Beardie: I see dead people.

    • @thedalto124
      @thedalto124 5 років тому +13

      benny and leo the cats he’s protecting everything in the room

    • @AwkardBookShenanigans
      @AwkardBookShenanigans 5 років тому +14

      so he's actually kind of a hero

  • @venusthebenus
    @venusthebenus 4 роки тому +382

    Alex: trying to talk about the lizards
    Stan, having a fit: DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR

  • @mxb3ar69
    @mxb3ar69 5 років тому +2644

    Nobody:
    Bearded Dragon: So you’ve chosen death.

    • @RoGuExPaNcAkE
      @RoGuExPaNcAkE 5 років тому +25

      Ian Ibarra when the beared dragon’s beard is black it means it’s pissed and when bobbing head it is getting irritated

    • @mxb3ar69
      @mxb3ar69 5 років тому +3

      Rogue Video Productions yeah I have a bearded dragon 🤗

    • @alexzanderroberts995
      @alexzanderroberts995 5 років тому +35

      He's just vibing.

    • @glavxy7743
      @glavxy7743 5 років тому +20

      Random lizard:exists
      10 yo beardie:so you have chosen bob and wave

    • @coolperson5348
      @coolperson5348 4 роки тому +4

      i feel like half of beardies get angry at random things

  • @lexlexlex3
    @lexlexlex3 5 років тому +849

    Literally no one:
    Bearded dragon: “COME AT ME BRO” *aggressively bops*

  • @lovelyoliveart
    @lovelyoliveart 5 років тому +5933

    Literally no one:
    Your beardie: 👁👄👁 "i see dead people"

  • @rosemadder5547
    @rosemadder5547 4 роки тому +645

    My leopard gecko comes out for my voice, and kisses our nose. She seems smart
    Edit...she does walk off any tall surface like a superside jump.

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 4 роки тому +31

      I guess they do not have depth perception, so, for them any surface looks more or less flat (they can’t tell the difference between the hole 1 cm deep or 1 meter deep).
      Does not mean they are unintelligent - just visually impaired.

    • @MadisonMacMitchell
      @MadisonMacMitchell 3 роки тому +3

      my gecko only ever comes out to “noises” when i’m brushing my hair🤠

    • @timjung640
      @timjung640 3 роки тому +2

      @@kingol4801 Evidence?

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 3 роки тому +3

      So she's smart but is severely suicidal?
      Ok

    • @webodeescorpion7037
      @webodeescorpion7037 3 роки тому +2

      @@timjung640 eyes of some reptiles, specially lizards and geckos, don't have a very good perception of deepness

  • @alexisr.4909
    @alexisr.4909 5 років тому +791

    "I would like to see leopard geckos in the wild to see just how smart they are...maybe they're just masterminds too"
    *leopard gecko proceeds to leap to death*

    • @aaskalkaify
      @aaskalkaify 5 років тому +62

      Alexis R. As a leopard gecko owner, can confirm, no leopard gecko believes in gravity

    • @alexbergstad9801
      @alexbergstad9801 4 роки тому +5

      My leopard gecko, one of the two, also has zero belief in gravity and loves to free fall. Absolute bonkers critters

    • @LordOceanus
      @LordOceanus 4 роки тому +1

      My Leo jumped off of my hand onto my sisters shirt and scaled her like a mountain and hid in her hair...

  • @bunnyhoneyuwu
    @bunnyhoneyuwu 5 років тому +773

    "Today I thought we could make fun of some reptiles"
    best intro im crying

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 4 роки тому +236

    "Maybe he is so smart that he is interacting with interdimensional beings"
    Beardy: (sweats nervously) _look at my ricket old joints eheh..._

  • @vincew3005
    @vincew3005 5 років тому +1808

    im crying bonabelle just shat out of anger

    • @runtz9923
      @runtz9923 5 років тому +7

      Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok no ok ok ok ok ok no ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok Koo ok Koo ok ok ok ok ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok Koo ok

    • @runtz9923
      @runtz9923 5 років тому +14

      I'm so done 👌👌👌🤣🤣

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 років тому +4

      Dammit now i'm laughing even harder!

    • @mynameisntmark9938
      @mynameisntmark9938 5 років тому +22

      “DISGUSTANG “

    • @katb.874
      @katb.874 5 років тому +6

      hole in one!

  • @sarahhoward9780
    @sarahhoward9780 5 років тому +2881

    I’m glad my leopard gecko isn’t the only suicidal one

    • @kittycat3-3-3
      @kittycat3-3-3 5 років тому +409

      H o n e s t l y, my little girl just loves to launch herself off of everything and I have to tell people "careful she jumps" and no one believes me until she tries to fucking fly off my shoulder lmfao

    • @snailmucus3921
      @snailmucus3921 5 років тому +30

      w o w e e

    • @turtleboi1238
      @turtleboi1238 5 років тому +10

      ・ω・

    • @MarshaNPILoveCanada
      @MarshaNPILoveCanada 5 років тому +55

      Every gecko (common house gecko, the cream color one) jumps away pretty high. Even the baby. I've seen them jumps away from me when I got closer. I'm just like "owh!" (Inside my head: that's how you escaped huh?)
      There's 2 type of common gecko in my house: the cream color and large, dark grayish brown one, oof.

    • @alandpac
      @alandpac 5 років тому +11

      Mine does the same thing wtf

  • @hdofu
    @hdofu 5 років тому +2205

    You should stop making fun of the beardie… he is the reason that malevolent spirit isn't attacking you.

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 років тому +39

      I don't have a guard so I have to pour an extra cup of tea as a peace offering. Maybe one of these days I can bring in a psychologist to chat with the spirit.

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @honeylavender6832
    @honeylavender6832 4 роки тому +128

    So basically Leopard Geckos are the hamsters of the reptile world. What I mean is they have a knack for trying to commit die

    • @subhub637
      @subhub637 3 роки тому +3

      i’m cracking up😂this comments gold. Reminds me of when my hamster got stuck in a wall as a kid (he was ok)

    • @felixadriensfavoritecousin
      @felixadriensfavoritecousin 3 роки тому +1

      I have a hamster and he's pretty smart. Just dumb sometimes lol. I would think a leopard gecko would be a bit smarter than him

    • @mycrittercity
      @mycrittercity 3 роки тому +1

      @@felixadriensfavoritecousin I would say hamsters and leopard geckos are at a similar level of intelligence

    • @felixadriensfavoritecousin
      @felixadriensfavoritecousin 3 роки тому

      @@mycrittercity well yeah

  • @stankyratman5685
    @stankyratman5685 4 роки тому +1933

    My leopard gecko is dumb, but he knows that when I tap on the glass with my tweezers there’s food, so he has at least 4 brain cells.

    • @averybadidea1469
      @averybadidea1469 4 роки тому +116

      Sometimes all my three cats will look at someone or something in perfect sync and just stare without blinking and it’s the most terrifying thing ever. Not in terror or rage or anything just blank stares and it scares me.

    • @SammySandwich12
      @SammySandwich12 4 роки тому +94

      @@averybadidea1469 My cats especially all decide to look at a corner in the ceiling. No bugs, no lighting change, nothing. Its terrifying in the middle of the night when you see 4 cats look at the same place at the same time

    • @t1dex.
      @t1dex. 4 роки тому +8

      SAME LOL!!!!

    • @ethansherer8837
      @ethansherer8837 4 роки тому +6

      Thats 3 more than I have.

    • @ttangerine485
      @ttangerine485 4 роки тому

      @@ethansherer8837 yuo guyz hafe brains(

  • @coolguy-cu5op
    @coolguy-cu5op 5 років тому +1891

    Why does every bearded dragon look like my grandpa.

    • @aaskalkaify
      @aaskalkaify 5 років тому +118

      cool guy maybe you shouldn't be asking why they look like your grandpa. maybe you should be asking if your grandpa is secretly a bearded dragon or not.

    • @coolguy-cu5op
      @coolguy-cu5op 5 років тому +13

      @@aaskalkaify lmao you're so right

    • @derpychicken2131
      @derpychicken2131 5 років тому +69

      Help the old man next door is aggressively bobbing at me

    • @coolguy-cu5op
      @coolguy-cu5op 5 років тому +25

      @@derpychicken2131 you live near my grandfather?

    • @Practicallypreposterous
      @Practicallypreposterous 5 років тому +9

      Is your grandpa a politician?

  • @deedadoodles
    @deedadoodles 5 років тому +1837

    Right after the lizard pooped, I got an ad for Clorox wipes

  • @maisie798
    @maisie798 4 роки тому +173

    My leopard gecko is so dumb.
    We got her a playpen for her to run around in sometimes and
    when she went in there she was confused (Of course) because her area was not huge!
    so
    to try to make an escape,
    she thrusts herself into the wall.
    falls over
    and does it about four more times before I put her back in her tank.
    Not very high on the spectrum.

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 4 роки тому +23

      But definitely high on a different spectrum

    • @kawaiigirl8528
      @kawaiigirl8528 4 роки тому +3

      Self yeetus

    • @nd6672
      @nd6672 3 роки тому +8

      My leopard gecko gets in staredowns with his reflection sometimes
      Yeah he's "high" on the spectrum alright

    • @user-zq6yz5gf6d
      @user-zq6yz5gf6d 3 роки тому +3

      Leos have poor depth perception, which means that through their eyes everything is basically flat. If you use a loose substrate, even though the ground would be uneven, it would look perfectly flat to your gecko. This is also why many peoples geckos walk off tables. It isnt because they are dumb, it is just because they cant see that there is a drop there, or that through their eyes the drop seemed small enough to jump.

    • @prumset6059
      @prumset6059 3 роки тому +1

      @@kawaiigirl8528 deleetus

  • @Pebbles01177
    @Pebbles01177 5 років тому +927

    Alex: complains his leopard gecko won’t do anything cool for the camera.
    Leopard Gecko: 🎼 I believe I can fly

  • @maltahighjacker9842
    @maltahighjacker9842 5 років тому +505

    Savannah monitor: can I use the bathroom?
    GoHerping: I dont know can you?
    Savannah monitor: *SHITS ON TABLE*

  • @wisteria5012
    @wisteria5012 5 років тому +634

    Me:owns a beardie
    Me: oh they are pretty smart they shouldn’t be that low at the list
    Beardie: bobs at reflection
    Me:smh

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 4 роки тому +1

      Mine eats locusts.
      Once she tried attacking a picture of a locust on a box... through the glass of her terrarium.

  • @archetypeknight771
    @archetypeknight771 4 роки тому +72

    "He's probably just senile and has schizophrenia." 😂

  • @miisuo
    @miisuo 5 років тому +423

    He's always bobbing to the music of his soul. He may not be the smartest lizard, but he definitely has the most soul.

  • @shreever9473
    @shreever9473 5 років тому +1019

    4:26 that's a nice table you got there. It would be a shame if someone was to
    sHaT oN iT

  • @doodling.tulips9582
    @doodling.tulips9582 5 років тому +616

    1:59
    That's one of the most indecisive beardies I've ever seen. Head bobbing and black bearding are dominance signs, and waving is a submission sign, so-

  • @apassionatenerd.3564
    @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +43

    That "Hole in one" clip genuinely made me nearly pee laughing, I wasn't prepared for that

  • @disgirl534
    @disgirl534 5 років тому +720

    Nobody:
    Bonnabelle: SHITS OUT OF ANGER

  • @michaelcho3564
    @michaelcho3564 5 років тому +518

    Old Beardie:Learn respect you damn youngsters
    Also Old Beardie: AAAAHH an invisible danger noodle!!!

  • @hyeni100
    @hyeni100 5 років тому +1504

    The beardie looks like he's getting war flashbacks he just started swimming out of nowwhere 😂

    • @Registered_Necromancer
      @Registered_Necromancer 4 роки тому +47

      Back in 'nam

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 4 роки тому +54

      He remembered trying to get off the beach at normandy.

    • @denisalvarez7354
      @denisalvarez7354 4 роки тому

      Yeni B 😂😂😂😂

    • @cutiesos
      @cutiesos 4 роки тому +8

      Randi Hawley back in petco

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 роки тому +11

      In his mind he's crawling around the battlefield. In a bucket helmet, with an AK-47 in his hands under his chest.

  • @eeveepw354
    @eeveepw354 3 роки тому +61

    "Leopard geckos dont do anything"
    Me: looks at my Crestie
    Crestie: *makes eye contact*

  • @scribblebluwu1159
    @scribblebluwu1159 5 років тому +1689

    He’s just bobbing his head at the demons because
    He protecc
    He attacc
    Most of all
    He bob his head bacc

    • @mobzloterhackett6472
      @mobzloterhackett6472 5 років тому +18

      Lunar Blue Studios honest to god I think he was bobbing at his reflection in the glass

    • @flyin9medude333
      @flyin9medude333 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @flyin9medude333
      @flyin9medude333 5 років тому

      Mobzloter Hackett lol

    • @ek9424
      @ek9424 5 років тому +1

      Return to the doggo community NOW.

    • @konnieaplin8610
      @konnieaplin8610 5 років тому

      They Bob their heads as a sign of dominance

  • @entorri
    @entorri 5 років тому +1040

    i don't think i've ever laughed this hard at a lizard review.
    thank you.

  • @Honeybeeivy
    @Honeybeeivy 5 років тому +1642

    Your bearded dragon is a little special 😂🤣

    • @dbgerbles1080
      @dbgerbles1080 5 років тому +23

      did you know they bob there heads to show dominance

    • @asneakyproduction7144
      @asneakyproduction7144 5 років тому +10

      A little???? XD

    • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
      @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 5 років тому +2

      @@asneakyproduction7144 haha!

    • @hasemsexotics3384
      @hasemsexotics3384 5 років тому +7

      I had a good laugh watching your beardy swim lol

    • @LolLol-wi5dj
      @LolLol-wi5dj 5 років тому +5

      The bearded dragon bobs it's head because it wants to breed or like Db Gerbies said it is because of dominance. Also when a bearded dragon waves I think it means they are saying they are friendly to another bearded dragon.

  • @Glebasik148
    @Glebasik148 4 роки тому +49

    Lizard: *bobing
    guy: what are you doing?
    lizard: oh yeah that metallica concert was really great

  • @Aaaaaaammmy
    @Aaaaaaammmy 5 років тому +1258

    Nobody:
    The old bearded dragon:
    :-]
    :-]
    :-]

  • @crimsoncamellia7079
    @crimsoncamellia7079 5 років тому +682

    *Drops gecko*
    *subscribes immediately*
    *next lizard freaks out*
    *shits*
    "I'm definitely glad I subscribed"

  • @otterpops4321
    @otterpops4321 5 років тому +848

    I have a crested gecko, and he’s a little tree gremlin with two brain cells

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @poopa2319
      @poopa2319 4 роки тому +85

      mine has only 1 brain cell, which acts like a Microsoft screen saver, when it hits the corner of his square brain he has a poo

    • @saryn_l396
      @saryn_l396 4 роки тому +9

      My mom asked me if I wanted a crested gecko because she saw one on sale for cheap. And dont get me wrong I love all animals. I have over 90 of em, but every time I see a crested gecko I feel like they're gonna bite me lmao

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 роки тому

      @@saryn_l396 lmao

    • @Horrorpilled
      @Horrorpilled 4 роки тому +6

      HONESTLY MINE IS TOO
      I named him twix

  • @caleblikesdeadfries
    @caleblikesdeadfries 4 роки тому +22

    “For all I know he may be über smart”
    Leopard Gecko “teehee me go splat”
    (Proceeds to jump to his death)

  • @rye_ay_ay
    @rye_ay_ay 4 роки тому +654

    The iguana whipping you for eye contact was actually pretty cool. Dunno why

    • @yungtatertott3317
      @yungtatertott3317 4 роки тому +45

      It’s a very kinky relationship

    • @austinlam7973
      @austinlam7973 4 роки тому +7

      @@yungtatertott3317 lmfao

    • @Liammoz
      @Liammoz 3 роки тому +2

      He’s like “your eyes are not worthy of looking at me”

  • @Phobos_95
    @Phobos_95 5 років тому +190

    Leopard Gecko: I sure hope he calls me smart, I'm having a bad day and could use the perk up
    GoHerping: This animal is dumb af, it's like she can't even figure out what's going on
    Leopard Gecko: Y E E T

  • @44lyria
    @44lyria 5 років тому +492

    no one:
    your leopard gecko: GO STOOPID AAAA GO CRAZY AAAA

    • @canetoad1590
      @canetoad1590 5 років тому +1

      made by lyss No, you are a typical idiot.

  • @lubsbc8065
    @lubsbc8065 4 роки тому +17

    The beardies are so content with their existence they can be amused and fulfilled by breathing and it is so enjoyable to observe.

  • @addieb1314
    @addieb1314 5 років тому +247

    “Maybe he’s like super intelligent. Maybe he’s interacting with some.. like.. multidimensional creature and he’s actually the smartest in the room.”
    Shit I tell myself if the reg

  • @modest2921
    @modest2921 5 років тому +2092

    Man Bullies his lizards for 18 mins

    • @EliDjahn
      @EliDjahn 5 років тому +28

      Must be from Florida

    • @nitrokaiju
      @nitrokaiju 5 років тому +8

      More like: Gen Z kid tries to bully his pets for 18 minutes straight. Also, since I'm from Florida, I can conclude that E A is actually accurate.

    • @nitrokaiju
      @nitrokaiju 5 років тому

      @Jade Kilgallon how do you know?

    • @ChrisBrown-xv9gx
      @ChrisBrown-xv9gx 5 років тому +1

      And 17 seconds

    • @pupk9ari790
      @pupk9ari790 5 років тому +1

      MR REՏPECᝨ he said
      I’m also from NC so I’m crying

  • @HoosierHerpvertebrate
    @HoosierHerpvertebrate 5 років тому +608

    The Iguana is like the slug lady from monsters inc. that was like "I'm always watching... always watching....".

    • @amanchase2025
      @amanchase2025 5 років тому +5

      Indiana Herps and Invertebrates yeah I remember her.

    • @bassamaann
      @bassamaann 5 років тому +4

      I'm watching you wasikowski, always watching

  • @myuziksohl
    @myuziksohl 4 роки тому +57

    I wasnt ready to laugh THAT much..i died when Bonnible made her epic entrance.

  • @StaciTayTaySmith
    @StaciTayTaySmith 5 років тому +541

    Nothing:
    gecko: **YEETS OFF TABLE**

  • @narglarph9820
    @narglarph9820 5 років тому +261

    that beardie ‘swimming’ was the funniest thing ever.

  • @kelseyhartman1249
    @kelseyhartman1249 5 років тому +668

    no one:
    old beardie: *why do i hear boss music?*

  • @panchikofan8131
    @panchikofan8131 4 роки тому +10

    we had a full grown iguana for a while, my parents impulse got him, kept him in a 40 tank, which is not good. they only got him out once and my dad got clawed and tail whipped. they eventually gave him to a sanctuary, thankfully.

  • @qchiiu5475
    @qchiiu5475 5 років тому +222

    the sound that goes through bearded dragons brains is the sound of a microwave turning

    • @sydneyjustin1446
      @sydneyjustin1446 4 роки тому +9

      Qchiiu *mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* *food placed in front of them* *mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP* chronch chronch *mmmmmmmmmm*

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 4 роки тому

      Or a lightbulb buzzing.

  • @catraapplesaucemeowmeow9540
    @catraapplesaucemeowmeow9540 5 років тому +700

    Your savanna monitors hatred for you is the highlight of my year.

  • @camojoe83
    @camojoe83 5 років тому +321

    "You can't hear that music, dude?"
    *bobs*
    "You're just out of tune, man..."
    -old beardy

  • @kortnissen3292
    @kortnissen3292 4 роки тому +19

    I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN THE LEOPARD GECKO JUMPED

  • @Lichen8404
    @Lichen8404 5 років тому +691

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Literally not a sound:
    Bonnabelle: *GOTTA GO FAST*

    • @canetoad1590
      @canetoad1590 5 років тому +3

      Onion Boi Ha ha, so so funny, that is a never before used joke for sure, and it is so very stupid, and you spell boy with a y at the end, for some reason people think they are funny to spell boy like that and make dumb as heck and senseless jokes like that, but it just makes them look stupid.

    • @burnyrx4205
      @burnyrx4205 5 років тому +6

      @@canetoad1590 intelligent person spotted

    • @canetoad1590
      @canetoad1590 5 років тому

      BurnyRX Yeah, thank you, nice sarcasm.

    • @LaLaLynn1111
      @LaLaLynn1111 5 років тому +1

      Dusty spider 11 r/iamverysmart

    • @eviskii7102
      @eviskii7102 5 років тому +1

      @@canetoad1590 bruh it's a meme what the hell is wrong with you

  • @kolesaurusdickinsoni364
    @kolesaurusdickinsoni364 5 років тому +1181

    (Clap clap) lizard review

    • @bule1902
      @bule1902 5 років тому +23

      With special guest Will Smith!

    • @brittneyveach
      @brittneyveach 5 років тому +5

      Love this!

    • @ben-mj4cb
      @ben-mj4cb 5 років тому +15

      @@bule1902 with special guest mark zuckerberg*

    • @brennakeene3988
      @brennakeene3988 5 років тому +8

      NEXT LIZARD

    • @shaleeandrews6560
      @shaleeandrews6560 5 років тому +2

      Kolesaurus dickinsoni yassss reference!!!!

  • @Wickedreptiles
    @Wickedreptiles 5 років тому +283

    I think a reptile jumps out of your hand at least once per video. Lol

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi 3 роки тому +31

    axolotls are supposed to be highly intelligent creatures, but i give sloane (my melanoid) a worm and it takes her three years to realize i gave it to her

    • @lindabrown7521
      @lindabrown7521 3 роки тому

      the fact that your profile pic is a MC axolotl makes this 10X better

    • @dimensionalremi
      @dimensionalremi 3 роки тому +2

      @@lindabrown7521 minecraft gave axolotls far too much credit when it comes to intelligence tbh

  • @leopardgeckotalk
    @leopardgeckotalk 5 років тому +620

    I would say maybe your beardie was bobbing at it's reflection but your other one didnt 😂 so maybe it is down to age. also leos are bad ass risk takers 😅 I feel they're the reptile equivalent to a guinea pig - not a great sense of depth/height.

    • @Kobracc
      @Kobracc 5 років тому +3

      Leopard Gecko I love ur video’s I got a leopard gecko Bc of u

    • @janitor4481
      @janitor4481 5 років тому +2

      Leopard Gecko I know he’s calling us leopard geckos dumb

    • @adeadratlol3516
      @adeadratlol3516 5 років тому

      Leopard Gecko, I wanted to to say thank you for giving me info on how to take care of a Leopard gecko. I got my first gecko not too long ago. Love ur channel and ur da best and I love you and Ziggy is my fave and I love ur crested gecko. OWO

    • @dougvarney1908
      @dougvarney1908 5 років тому

      What substrate do you (and anyone else reading this comment) use for your Leos?

    • @_mangcherrysda_6317
      @_mangcherrysda_6317 5 років тому

      Doug Varney Eco Earth 😊

  • @Natrae233
    @Natrae233 5 років тому +258

    "Hes not ok"
    Are any beardies? I have 4 and they've never ok

  • @mynameisntmark9938
    @mynameisntmark9938 5 років тому +1074

    10 year old beardie thoughts: “I have been defending the human race from the depths of hell for 9 years. When I was at the age of 1 I was knighted the protector of the overworld and I have yet to defeat the demons surrounding us all but I am getting very close to accomplishing my mission... I have attempted to recruit the other reptiles around me but they all think I’m crazy the human has called me schizophrenic though I must live through this pain since I cannot communicate with the humans. I continue to bob and wave to the demons threatening them and scaring them off. I must protect them all each and every reptile, amphibian, mammal and human around me I hope to soon encounter more guardians of the world though from what I’ve seen I may be the only one left. I wish every creature around me to be able to survive this harsh world we all live in.”
    Irl: 2:01

    • @magnacrusherlel6713
      @magnacrusherlel6713 4 роки тому +15

      You should make a shitpost about that

    • @nomangreybeard535
      @nomangreybeard535 4 роки тому +13

      Excellent story

    • @lori2230
      @lori2230 4 роки тому +11

      Where can I get this book?

    • @mynameisntmark9938
      @mynameisntmark9938 4 роки тому +7

      天使Lori ah I’m sorry it’s still a work in progress though, I’m touched you enjoyed my tale

    • @wondolind398
      @wondolind398 4 роки тому +2

      Magnacrusher lel you should make a shitpost about that

  • @valentinatyshchenko6638
    @valentinatyshchenko6638 4 роки тому +33

    Nobody:
    Savanna monitor: poops randomly

  • @redpipola
    @redpipola 5 років тому +345

    Lizards in another dimension.
    The smartest and dumbest Humans in my collection!

    • @errorgameing5900
      @errorgameing5900 5 років тому +2

      I'll be insane one

    • @buzzybeez204
      @buzzybeez204 5 років тому +11

      Id be the one who’s trying to eat their enclosure

    • @ToonDamien
      @ToonDamien 5 років тому +3

      I’d be the one just being grumpy in a corner

    • @ctrlmoca
      @ctrlmoca 5 років тому +4

      im the equivalent to the leo
      *walks off the edge of the table*

    • @christianperetore4759
      @christianperetore4759 5 років тому

      Ill bet the no emotion psycho one

  • @tomierael8796
    @tomierael8796 5 років тому +299

    OML MY LEOPARD GECKO JUMPS OFF MY HAND AND TRIES TO COMMIT SUICIDE ALL THE TIME

    • @stoutlager6325
      @stoutlager6325 5 років тому +54

      While leos are bad for this, arboreal geckos are worse. Especially cresteds. The thing is they like to jump and they are often apparently completely unconcerned about where they will land or if there is a place to land at all.

    • @jadynhorne7742
      @jadynhorne7742 5 років тому +11

      I died laughing at this comment😂😂😂

    • @tomierael8796
      @tomierael8796 5 років тому +11

      @@stoutlager6325 I know, oml. I've had cresties and chahouas for 10 years now and in the year that I've had a leo, it jumps off my hand wayyy morr than my cresties have lol.

    • @slate2720
      @slate2720 5 років тому +31

      They think they're invincible to fall damage.

    • @tomierael8796
      @tomierael8796 5 років тому +27

      @@slate2720 lmao. They sort of are but find it necessary to yeet themselves off everything

  • @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429
    @yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429 5 років тому +386

    Lol he was just talking about his leopard geckos are dumb then she jumps out of his onto the ground🤣

  • @ophie2328
    @ophie2328 4 роки тому +23

    i was holding my leopard gecko finn while wacthing this, and when you said they dont do anything he tried to attack the screen

  • @pilesofbats
    @pilesofbats 5 років тому +1012

    nobody:
    beardie: schizophrenia intensifies

    • @BrandonPhillipsPosterus
      @BrandonPhillipsPosterus 5 років тому +6

      fuck off

    • @GandalfTheSilver
      @GandalfTheSilver 5 років тому +11

      Schizophrenia is rough.

    • @kerchewy2571
      @kerchewy2571 5 років тому +10

      I know you and the dude didn’t have a bad intention but let’s not joke about that

    • @TheKingofZock
      @TheKingofZock 5 років тому +2

      @@kerchewy2571 Better: be allowed to joke about anything.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 5 років тому +6

      @@GandalfTheSilver my uncle has it.....and ya gotta learn to have a little grave yard humour

  • @allan640
    @allan640 5 років тому +296

    He's bobbing at you, when you picked him up he moved to the arm wave, which is him submitting. So basically he said I'm the boss with his black beard and head bob, then when you picked him up he said " Nope, you're the boss I give up "

  • @okapi2323
    @okapi2323 5 років тому +420

    The editing in this KILLED ME hahahah! Loved it!

  • @marceline_the_swagqueen
    @marceline_the_swagqueen 4 роки тому +22

    World war 3 happening in the backround:
    Beardie: *verbal silence*

  • @sonofaquack6987
    @sonofaquack6987 5 років тому +321

    1980: I bet in the future there’ll be flying cars!
    2019: *smartest and dumbest lizards*

    • @rodneyhohebjr8402
      @rodneyhohebjr8402 5 років тому +3

      See his own reflection nothing wrong with him & when he sees another one he reacts ( female ) with a male he wants to fight

    • @christianmacri5166
      @christianmacri5166 5 років тому +2

      This comment deserves more likes

  • @corbin7150
    @corbin7150 5 років тому +216

    Maybe he's bobbing to music that only beardies can hear.

    • @whatis112-s2i
      @whatis112-s2i 5 років тому +5

      lol Andhe has really bad taste so the other beardies don't bob

    • @grantmacdonald3904
      @grantmacdonald3904 5 років тому

      ThatOneName naw he has nano sized airpods

    • @sandy1234853
      @sandy1234853 5 років тому +1

      Beardy rave

  • @DemontaDark
    @DemontaDark 5 років тому +190

    "maybe he's super intelligent... maybe hes interacting with some multidimensional creature and hes actually the smartest in the room" i cried

    • @whitestguyuknow
      @whitestguyuknow 5 років тому +3

      I wish this overly exaggerative lying to look "QUirKy!" crap would stay on Tumblr

    • @DemontaDark
      @DemontaDark 5 років тому +7

      And i wish you would stay in your lane but here we are

    • @Chihiro_Fujisaki
      @Chihiro_Fujisaki 5 років тому

      Oof

  • @Bugginout79
    @Bugginout79 3 роки тому +17

    Leopard geckos are genius
    Get you to pay their food bill
    Get you to pay their rent
    Get you to pay their heat bill
    Get you to build them new houses
    Get you to clean poopy corner
    For two decades!!!
    And all because they yawn cute and wink at you
    =genius

    • @foggyfrogy
      @foggyfrogy 2 місяці тому +1

      My role model is a leopard gecko O_O

  • @akio_kuro
    @akio_kuro 5 років тому +246

    As someone with schizophrenia I agree with you that the bearded dragon probably does too lol

    • @stoneforest2639
      @stoneforest2639 5 років тому +1

      Akio Kuro oooooof

    • @fallenstar4908
      @fallenstar4908 5 років тому

      What’s that

    • @lydiav8836
      @lydiav8836 5 років тому

      @@fallenstar4908 schizofrenia is a disorder were you have vissual and
      audatori hallucinationer

    • @kris_2403
      @kris_2403 5 років тому

      @@lydiav8836 *audatory and *visual

    • @lydiav8836
      @lydiav8836 5 років тому

      @@kris_2403 thank you, I didn't brother to look it up.

  • @bandy7192
    @bandy7192 5 років тому +122

    i agree with the leopard geckos, my gecko just stares at anything and anyone who walks into the room. he is constantly confused and no matter how often he sees me refill his water bowl he's always so fascinated by it.

    • @GoldFish-dl4tt
      @GoldFish-dl4tt 5 років тому +1

      BandyWandy lmao

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 5 років тому +8

      BandyWandy
      Literally lmao. My leo constantly tries to bite at the water stream even though I fill her water bowl all the time.

    • @EPISCESGIRL85
      @EPISCESGIRL85 5 років тому +5

      I am in a leopard gecko group and someone had a bandage on her nose. Her leopard gecko didn't recognize her and gave all the tail warnings and kept a distance. Lol

    • @incredibleedibledez
      @incredibleedibledez 5 років тому +2

      @Hellion - lol I have to feed my leo before I reach in when my nails are painted or she'll bite me EVERY TIME!! Lol

    • @incredibleedibledez
      @incredibleedibledez 5 років тому +1

      I posted this earlier in the comments but wanted to post in here because it totally fits:True story:so I got my first crested gecko the other day & up to this point all I've owned are leopards, iguanas& bearded dragons. I texted my girlfriend "I'm gonna have to get used to this guy b/c compared to my slug(what we jokingly call my leopard gecko Luna) this guy is an escape ninja!!" lol

  • @jdbassin9161
    @jdbassin9161 5 років тому +137

    No one:
    Old bearded dragon: there in the trees JOHN there in the trees

  • @nomangreybeard535
    @nomangreybeard535 4 роки тому +18

    Love the old Beardie. He’s a sweetie.

  • @thatonekid1277
    @thatonekid1277 5 років тому +199

    No one:
    Not anyone:
    Not a single soul:
    Old beardie: *swims*....*bobs*...

  • @morgansmith334
    @morgansmith334 5 років тому +243

    I laughed entirely to hard when that gecko jumped.

    • @elf3477
      @elf3477 5 років тому

      The fn harmonicaaaaaa 💀💀💀💀

    • @fannymorein
      @fannymorein 5 років тому +1

      Same dude, my gecko used to do the exact same thing, I laughed so hard 😂

    • @_sweetdreams_529
      @_sweetdreams_529 5 років тому

      My gecko did that the day I got her. I've had her for almost a year.

  • @elizabethhartman2266
    @elizabethhartman2266 5 років тому +101

    When your leopard gec jumped out of your hand I went from concern to crying of laughter. 10/10 editing.

  • @BlueCatarex
    @BlueCatarex 2 роки тому +5

    I like the idea of Old Beardie being the crazy old man who secretly knows everything

  • @Kamata-Kizzle
    @Kamata-Kizzle 5 років тому +617

    The beardie is the smartest in the room hes trying to send you a message in morris code

    • @drwhoscumrag
      @drwhoscumrag 5 років тому +41

      Kamata-kizzle *morse 🙂

    • @Kamata-Kizzle
      @Kamata-Kizzle 5 років тому +82

      @@drwhoscumrag well shit grammarly is useless as hell

    • @rickh3714
      @rickh3714 5 років тому +6

      Morse!
      Be like - Dot Dot Dash ...SOS!
      Please remove all the reflected glass dragons that share my ALL glass container.
      (3:06)
      Pleeeez give me a purpose built one glass front only sliding door cage made of nice marine ply! He IS bobbing to the reflections and it has given him a complex! Or you could cover one or two sides with a background at least? Probably too late at this senescent stage. Might not be for your new beardie tho! Being serious here.

    • @XxxILoveNinjasxxX
      @XxxILoveNinjasxxX 5 років тому +12

      r/boneappleteeth

    • @Kamata-Kizzle
      @Kamata-Kizzle 5 років тому +2

      @@XxxILoveNinjasxxX well I guess