Nothing In My Life Has Prepared Me For This

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  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen  2 місяці тому +209

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    • @Illhelppwn
      @Illhelppwn 2 місяці тому +3

      Already got my 4090 and absolutely love it. Handles any challenge I've thrown at it with flying colors and the raytracing is unmatched. Nvidia for life.
      Edit: mines not liquid cooled though... hmm

    • @iTzmajor
      @iTzmajor 2 місяці тому +10

      im so happy u got that sponsor

    • @lizardking2407
      @lizardking2407 2 місяці тому +2

      What is the over/under that Dane is in his dungeon in this video, sitting next to a cadaver with its eyes missing.

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 2 місяці тому +1

      i dont want MSI but how much for your lovely Mary to make a shirt of you for me to buy? i do live in aussy land

    • @RaverOperator
      @RaverOperator Місяць тому +3

      MSI ✔️
      KSI ✖️

  • @haylieparks4322
    @haylieparks4322 Місяць тому +1380

    Fun fact: my grandma is actually featured heavily in the episode where they work at a dentist office. She’s the main worker the girls worked with there. She said Paris off camera is so sweet and intelligent surprisingly but said Nicole is as awful as you’d think

    • @ThatBetchEllie
      @ThatBetchEllie Місяць тому

      Yea Nicole has grown up a lot and changed her and Paris are friends again too

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar Місяць тому +162

      That's sad that Paris has lived essentially as a walking caricature. It makes you wonder what she could have become if she weren't just wealthy for a living.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 Місяць тому +92

      ​@@zarasbazaarshe created it! She made herself rich.

    • @tcf_iceland
      @tcf_iceland Місяць тому

      ​@@zarasbazaaroh she is her own thing, you look into it!

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere Місяць тому +160

      @@zarasbazaar Considering she was sent away to those wilderness schools that are basically just using multiple forms of abuse, I think she's done well for herself. A lot of people who were forced into those schools have come out with such severe PTSD and trauma that they struggle in life. She's using her name and fame to help shed light on these "schools" and I think that's a great thing.

  • @hellobello8913
    @hellobello8913 Місяць тому +547

    Seeing Ken's legs will never not be weird to me.... i forget that he's a whole person and not just a floating head and arms lol

    • @anothergamingchannel2656
      @anothergamingchannel2656 Місяць тому +64

      Ken's a floating body and head and arms and Mary is a set of legs. Together they make an entire body. Truly the perfect couple 😂

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +9

      They should film with a split screen.

    • @michelrogowski2950
      @michelrogowski2950 Місяць тому +1

      WAIT WHAT!! KEN AS LEGS?!!! 👀

    • @ashlaern
      @ashlaern Місяць тому +3

      Ken is a human? I thought he was Mary's AI powered sex doll who had rebelled by becoming a youtuber 😯

    • @rachaelford5525
      @rachaelford5525 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@anothergamingchannel2656nice 😂😂😂

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
    @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat Місяць тому +958

    You left out the best part of Paris’ line when she cluelessly asks, “What is Walmart? Do they sell walls?” 😹😹😹 I used to love this show back in the day!

    • @roxanaflores3669
      @roxanaflores3669 Місяць тому +59

      Oh how the turned tables have tabled. She sells her line of clothing and kitchen supplies in Walmart. 😂

    • @Metalgirl2000
      @Metalgirl2000 Місяць тому +8

      LOL yeah best part.

    • @icestationzebraassociates2460
      @icestationzebraassociates2460 Місяць тому +19

      She reminds me of a girl I used to work with. Maureen. One day, Maureen asked me, "how many is a dozen?." This was a restaurant kitchen. Another time, she was going to make mashed potatoes. She put raw potatoes in a giant hobart mixer and turned it on.

    • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
      @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat Місяць тому +5

      @@icestationzebraassociates2460 That’s seriously hilarious! 😹

    • @kennylaysh2776
      @kennylaysh2776 Місяць тому

      I wonder how much of her 'stupidity' was for show. I feel like she heavily pushed looking stupid on purpose, but who knows lol.

  • @laurarose2890
    @laurarose2890 Місяць тому +40

    Paris is actually so sweet and kind! She’s been advocating for child’s rights to not be held at camps like she was at 16.

    • @bailey7792
      @bailey7792 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah and then married someone who is a deadbeat to his own daughter, who he refuses to see or claim. Stop acting like shes some kind of saint 🙄.

  • @Mo-vu7jc
    @Mo-vu7jc 2 місяці тому +508

    Simple Life was such a wild ride. Paris and Nicole really played up the dumb blonde thing but my understanding is that it was an incredibly effective exaggeration. They did ICONIC jobs lmao.

    • @handikandilove9889
      @handikandilove9889 Місяць тому +13

      They did the play on quiet well cuz remember Paris and Niki as well I know Paris did went thru Provo canyon. And seeing her story I am like I love her so much more now

    • @arielx31
      @arielx31 Місяць тому +41

      Whats hilarious is Paris is actually a very intelligent, well spoken person! People actually believed she was that stupid. But she was actually a damn genius with how she went about her character!

    • @WompwompPI
      @WompwompPI Місяць тому +16

      @@arielx31she made bank on that role and people ate it up 😂

    • @denisemarie3734
      @denisemarie3734 Місяць тому +5

      Anyone who didn’t realize they were really playing it up isn’t that smart😂 esp in today’s day

    • @arielx31
      @arielx31 Місяць тому +2

      @@WompwompPI SHE DID. And now we know she's actually smart and talks normal 🤣🤣 i love her brand of kitchenware too! Very nice and sturdy

  • @AmbassadorKat
    @AmbassadorKat Місяць тому +10

    I worked on a movie with Paris years ago and nobody used to believe me when I would say how kind and genuinely intelligent she was. I’m glad that she’s made it clear now that she had been putting on an act for all those years and ppl are aware now that there’s a difference between the person Paris and the character Paris. She doing so much great work these days helping legislate against residential “therapy” schools.

  • @alexsupermansilva
    @alexsupermansilva Місяць тому +343

    I’m more thrown off about Ken missing his ears and headphones than seeing he actually has legs

    • @Rehalee2000
      @Rehalee2000 Місяць тому +13

      The line “I have legs. AGHHHHHHHH” in the middle of pax aust made me cackle. I’m adding it to my vocabulary next to I have purse

    • @deepseatofucreature4204
      @deepseatofucreature4204 Місяць тому +1

      I was thrown of by the fact that we have same dad shoes :D

    • @hollyehr
      @hollyehr Місяць тому

      I couldn't figure out what looked so different 😂

  • @The_Abaddon_69
    @The_Abaddon_69 Місяць тому +157

    I love how they did such a good job, pretending to be idiots that everyone actually believed it

    • @jodimyers410
      @jodimyers410 Місяць тому +5

      *nearly everyone. Lol. That isn’t even Paris’ true speaking voice in the show and most of us “Paris Stans” knew who she truly was even back then. 😊

    • @makaiking8361
      @makaiking8361 Місяць тому +2

      😮i didn't know they weren't idiots 😅

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +3

      Didn’t take much pretending…

    • @decadeofmcfly
      @decadeofmcfly Місяць тому +4

      @@The_Crucible714 You clearly missed the point here so good show

    • @pattypetty9615
      @pattypetty9615 Місяць тому

      Exactly act like they don't know how to put gas in! Right rich or not if they drive they know how to put gas in a car! Duh! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys 2 місяці тому +283

    I love the friendship between Ken and Dane ❤
    Also the ad read cracked me up!

    • @jro9510
      @jro9510 Місяць тому +11

      It was a good ad 😊 I generally fast forward

    • @rexxyonpc
      @rexxyonpc Місяць тому +6

      Same I use to watch pewdiepie and Ken now I watch just Ken and Dane, they quickly became my favourites on the platform ❤

    • @COAC81
      @COAC81 Місяць тому +1

      Me too! Imagine being able to do something you love with your bestie like them 😊

  • @bobzthabarbarian
    @bobzthabarbarian Місяць тому +107

    Hearing you two talk about stuff from the early 2000s and even older made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Being a millennial myself, I appreciate the little tangents you guys go off on about how it used to be.
    One of the things that made me sub to this channel.

    • @Awarevv0lf
      @Awarevv0lf Місяць тому +4

      I'm 34 in December. It makes me feel hella old, but so nostalgic. 😅

    • @bobzthabarbarian
      @bobzthabarbarian Місяць тому +3

      @Awarevv0lf I turned 34 early I'm the year. Some days, I feel 54, and some I feel 24.
      That last part may have been an exaggeration lol

    • @Pepper4325
      @Pepper4325 Місяць тому

      As someone who is 58, just wait. 😊. You do realize that getting older is a privilege. You get a much better perspective of things and it is great to look back at the crazy things you did. Personaly I am grateful that we didn't have phones and cameras everywhere when I was in my "wild" years!! 😂. Just be sure to enjoy the ride!!​@@bobzthabarbarian

  • @hileyjohnson1901
    @hileyjohnson1901 2 місяці тому +466

    I loved the Simple Life back in the day!!! I'm so happy Mary recommended this!!! I hope this doesn't get claimed and we can watch more. I remember these girls being funny back then. 😂

    • @Zireal85
      @Zireal85 2 місяці тому +7

      This was a great series back in the day 😂 used to love watching this 🎉

    • @hileyjohnson1901
      @hileyjohnson1901 2 місяці тому +4

      @Zireal35 it was, I hope they do the episode of Kesha when she was younger, before she was famous.

    • @RaverOperator
      @RaverOperator Місяць тому +2

      I'm from UK where I also got to watch some of this, although probably a year or two after original airing in US. is never heard of Paris Hilton before then (it was a golden time 😂)
      Then yeah, trash spread to the UK pretty quickly. Funny how those "rich posh types" are trashier than our UK CHAVS then: Council Housed And Violent is the acronym...).
      This/that with a few other things back then here in the UK changed our culture a lot.
      NGL, I did love the low rider / monkey jeans fashion back then when the appropriate body type wore those trousers/pants...
      I would have been about 18-22 round about then, I think...

    • @sagasta1983
      @sagasta1983 Місяць тому +2

      I have it on DVD. me and my ex use to sit and watch it at night before bed 😂

    • @handikandilove9889
      @handikandilove9889 Місяць тому +1

      They did the play on quiet well cuz remember Paris and Niki as well I know Paris did went thru Provo canyon. And seeing her story I am like I love her so much more now

  • @RavenFilms
    @RavenFilms Місяць тому +9

    What made that show good was it wasn’t all about the drama. No fights being instigated, no “villain”, just a concept and proper casting for compatibility/incompatibility.
    *Chefs kiss*
    It’s even wholesome by today’s standards.

  • @Halfpintgal
    @Halfpintgal 2 місяці тому +115

    OMG!! I drove an Astro van for years! All my friends called it the creeper van but they loved it. It took us everywhere from camping, helping friends move, to traveling to concerts. It was the best, RIP the Astro van!

    • @Salamatier21
      @Salamatier21 Місяць тому +6

      I've had my 2000 Chevy Astro van for almost 5 years now and have been on some great camping trips and road trips. Currently at almost 261,000 miles hoping to make it to 300,000, love my Astro!

    • @Betlejuse420
      @Betlejuse420 Місяць тому +1

      I have a buddy that used to have one. We'd smoke it out all the time.

  • @StabigailKillems
    @StabigailKillems Місяць тому +42

    PLEASE do the entire series. I'm begging you.

  • @Hulachowdown
    @Hulachowdown 2 місяці тому +142

    Can say living in the country, nothing beats being able to have genuine Quiet all around me. It is great in the morning to go sit on the porch and just have it be silent out there

    • @trivkills
      @trivkills Місяць тому +12

      I love being able to go stargazing on nice weather nights. I was raised in the country and lived in a big city for a while. Country living is amazing.

    • @Levitatinpigeon
      @Levitatinpigeon Місяць тому +4

      I love going out at night and letting my eyes adjust to what most would consider pitch black and walking around by moon light in the pastures listening to the critters

    • @Hulachowdown
      @Hulachowdown Місяць тому +1

      @@Levitatinpigeon that is the best part ! This year we have had lots of nights where we had such vivid Northern Lights it woke me up😂 I literally only have TV for guests since I am always sitting on the porch anyways ( youtube works better since I can play it in the background when I am working or it is short enough that I actually finish what I am watching)

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +1

      Three words; *noise canceling headphones.*

    • @ZacChilds
      @ZacChilds Місяць тому +1

      ​@@The_Crucible714noise cancelling headphones are great, I use mine all the time, but they don't even come close to the feeling you get from that kind of real quiet.

  • @faeylathistledown
    @faeylathistledown Місяць тому +38

    This is great.
    That little boy with the fly swatter is the mvp.
    Big man saving the city girls.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Місяць тому +1

      yess he’s a cool young man now (:

  • @_DigitalDave_
    @_DigitalDave_ 2 місяці тому +83

    I love hearing about your guys backstory and dumb wacky stories before youtube and stuff. Could be an interesting idea

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +2

      Now Ken refers to living here in the US as “back in the ‘old country’.” Stuff like; “before the internet we took walks, had adventures!”

  • @local.sagittarius
    @local.sagittarius Місяць тому +19

    16:16 this little boy is so cute😂 he was so serious too😭

  • @nicolamarkus3177
    @nicolamarkus3177 Місяць тому +81

    “It’s LOL and OMG cuz PTSD” 😂

  • @kaylahall1219
    @kaylahall1219 Місяць тому +43

    15:17 FOR REAL! Finding mid rise jeans changed my life for the better!

    • @Sillyjennyjenn
      @Sillyjennyjenn Місяць тому +2

      It's near impossible to get them now, besides Aeropostale online, if they are in stock. Tip: high rise pants DO NOT hide weight on the tummy, despite what others say.
      RIP low rise

  • @ohthehorror31
    @ohthehorror31 2 місяці тому +74

    I'm 36 and the explanation of texting back in the day just hit a little too hard lol

    • @AnimalLoving-24
      @AnimalLoving-24 Місяць тому +2

      On the plus side of the bottons is there was lot less typos/spelling mistakes lol.

    • @ruethegreat
      @ruethegreat Місяць тому +1

      I’m in my late 20s it still hurts

    • @MikailaJoy
      @MikailaJoy Місяць тому +1

      I'm 22 and it hurt for even me

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar Місяць тому +7

      I'm 59. When cell phones came out I was just happy I didn't have to try to find a pay phone.

    • @ruethegreat
      @ruethegreat Місяць тому +1

      @@zarasbazaar in my country they weren't affordable so till later we had to use public pay phones or central phone booths as a child I still saw them being used they were cheaper in a way
      I honestly admire the simpler days we had more connections with each other as humans.

  • @MightyMoon1
    @MightyMoon1 Місяць тому +14

    Every small town has a Dollar General and a Dairy Queen or a business that’s in what clearly used to be a Dairy Queen.

    • @aprilbess4074
      @aprilbess4074 26 днів тому

      Actually my small town was to small to have anything like that. Closest Dairy Queen was 45 minutes away and dollar General was 40 but going the opposite direction.

  • @truth7777seeker
    @truth7777seeker Місяць тому +29

    You didn't had to go so hard for the ad, but you did. That's why we love you Ken it's Amazing!

  • @AlaFrigginBama
    @AlaFrigginBama Місяць тому +21

    13:05 whew that look from the momma. 😂🤣💀 She looked like she was already prepared to call her best friend’s cousin at the local bail bondsman’s office to come get her out….🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @cassieondra
    @cassieondra Місяць тому +22

    A crossover i never thought I’d see 😭😂 Ken, Dane and Paris Hilton lol

  • @Eastzeno
    @Eastzeno Місяць тому +17

    that IRL ad was so unexpected and so cool! Love to see it! Get that bag !

  • @hannahoof2921
    @hannahoof2921 2 місяці тому +27

    YESS!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD REVIEW THIS !!! Very good show - thank you mary!!

  • @philjob5871
    @philjob5871 Місяць тому +11

    100% Make way more of these before they take them back. The nostalgia is amazing plus yall are hilarious talking about saying what we are all thinking!

  • @aurakillian3189
    @aurakillian3189 2 місяці тому +28

    6:27 Can confirm. The most healing thing I’ve ever done is live in a home in a small mountain town in the woods. It changed my life. ❤

  • @BonnaKelley
    @BonnaKelley Місяць тому +15

    I remember "The Simple Life" and to think these girls lived their lives as memes, and still came out on top. They really had thick skin or smooth brains.

  • @aprilmason1616
    @aprilmason1616 2 місяці тому +34

    10:00 whaaaat Buff had an awesome car!!! The wheel fell off the crown vic 😂😂

  • @wendypacheco7438
    @wendypacheco7438 Місяць тому +13

    Ahhh! My mom had that van too! The curtains, swivel back seats that were recliners, and cant forget the big box tv!! Good times...back when my mom could write a post dated check at the grocery store and gas was $0.87/gallon. ❤

    • @babygirll5534
      @babygirll5534 Місяць тому

      That is so cool! We also had a van but it wasn't the one that u described it was alot bigger n blue n I remember climbing on top of it when I was younger. But dang 0.87 is alot I remember when it was 0.33 n I'm only 23

    • @wendypacheco7438
      @wendypacheco7438 Місяць тому +2

      @babygirll5534 Haha! Yes!!!! I was around 10 years old when I remember the gas price because my dad told me to pump the gas an I spent like $30 on the ground, outside the car, myself, the air and the person next ti us lol. 🤣

  • @mixedmediaartgirl300
    @mixedmediaartgirl300 2 місяці тому +84

    3:55 watching people argue over text back then was HILARIOUS

    • @limarba9062
      @limarba9062 Місяць тому

      I didn’t text until I got a contraption that was a combination Palm Pilot (loved those!) and phone. It had a qwerty keyboard so it was easier to text.

    • @Betlejuse420
      @Betlejuse420 Місяць тому

      @limarba9062 You talking about those sliders with the keyboards? I loved those things. I was rocking one for a while, even after smartphones became a thing. I was reluctant to even get a smartphone because I always hated touchscreens.

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому

      I composed “Beethoven’s Fifth” AND “Silent Night” on my Razor phone…
      _Figure it out_

  • @rawrrcat
    @rawrrcat Місяць тому +5

    I loved this show and I still quote it sometimes. Honestly this show really changed their lives, it may not seem like it but I do think it changed them for the better. I can't believe you cut out my favorite line "Do they sell walls?"

  • @Wootsickles
    @Wootsickles 2 місяці тому +38

    17:50 I overnight stocked at Walmart for 4 years and it was always 24 hours. The amount of work I could have gotten done without random truckers just standing around talking to you would have been staggering.

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar Місяць тому +10

      I work nights. It was great being able to stop by Walmart at 2am to pick up some things and sharing the store with about 5 other people. The checkers and security guards were actually pleasant.

    • @Echokeres
      @Echokeres Місяць тому +2

      dont blame us for what truckers do we just wanted some chips and sodas

    • @Echokeres
      @Echokeres Місяць тому

      truckers solicit anywhere

    • @limarba9062
      @limarba9062 Місяць тому +1

      Covid messed up the Walmart hours. I don’t think there’ll ever be a 24-hour Walmart again.

  • @HeyThereHiThereHoThere
    @HeyThereHiThereHoThere Місяць тому +13

    I loved this show. Paris and Nicole are hilarious.

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +1

      Anyone remember Paris being photographed getting outta the limo sans undies on her way to her criminal trial and her “business”being spread all over every form of media?
      Then her doing time…
      _I know many things…_ 😏

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 2 місяці тому +51

    8:18 that is the power steering pump/belt squeeling 😂 classic

    • @jodimyers410
      @jodimyers410 Місяць тому +3

      Yes! Could also be the slipping of the timing belt! My experience is the steering rack grinding against the housing and then losing all the power steering fluid. 🙃
      A truck that heavy with no power steering fluid is soooo hard to drive. 😂

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto Місяць тому +1

      them loose belts do be loud af

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 Місяць тому +6

    Paris Hilton did such a great character back then, her and larry the cable guy had everyone fooled!

  • @cryzzztle90210
    @cryzzztle90210 2 місяці тому +12

    I’m going into this hoping that Ken and Buff give this show the kudos it deserves. It’s ICONIC!!!!!!! ❤❤❤

  • @AlyKat.
    @AlyKat. Місяць тому +5

    Omg I loved this show when it was on TV back in the day. I actually rewatched the series in 2020 😂 stoked it's making a comeback

  • @andersbylund2753
    @andersbylund2753 Місяць тому +74

    ”Mclauren” 😂

    • @friddleslj976
      @friddleslj976 Місяць тому +4

      I was looking for this comment!! Imagine pronouncing it like that 😂
      Wild

    • @neesan9962
      @neesan9962 Місяць тому +2

      Thank god I wasn’t the only one 😂

  • @Ferrow6
    @Ferrow6 Місяць тому +4

    Yes please Ken and Dan, I want more of this. This is hilarious 🤣

  • @LostInWax222
    @LostInWax222 2 місяці тому +29

    Never realized he ever stood up out his chair 10:17

  • @DevonRucker
    @DevonRucker Місяць тому +16

    1:00 yea, social media didn't make people dumb. People are just dumb. History has proven how dumb society is.

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +1

      It just showed us how many smooth brains there actually were. Pretty damn scary.

  • @jordanrichardson127
    @jordanrichardson127 2 місяці тому +54

    This man really said mc-Lauren. Must be Mc-Donalds cousin😂

    • @dirtyfiendswithneedles3111
      @dirtyfiendswithneedles3111 2 місяці тому

      He did the same thing when he talked about the douche bag crashing his. I am now fully convinced he mispronounces it for better engagement.

    • @CardsMurderMyEmotions
      @CardsMurderMyEmotions 2 місяці тому +2

      Terry McLaurin

  • @GhoulieGhostie
    @GhoulieGhostie Місяць тому +3

    I used to watch this with my BFF and I am so excited to watch this with y’all!

  • @Nick-us6tz
    @Nick-us6tz 2 місяці тому +30

    0:06 I love Ken performing grandpa Ken.

  • @lorddaltonomore5904
    @lorddaltonomore5904 Місяць тому +2

    I wanna recommend to you guys the show Worlds strictest parents, this heavily reminds me of that absolute banger of a reality show from back in the day. Much love to you and Dane!

  • @Devila853
    @Devila853 2 місяці тому +17

    You can tell marry dressed Ken for that ad 😂😂☠️☠️

  • @ritawashere5787
    @ritawashere5787 Місяць тому +1

    "ya'll are gonna help me dress them".
    Paris and Nicole immediately thought, fantastic we can dress anybody!😊

  • @jDoinkz
    @jDoinkz 2 місяці тому +9

    i got the T in my yard, we had two but when we started to remove the first one we realize they had huge blocks of concrete holding them in the ground, safe to say that turned into a bigger project than i originally thought

  • @Belaris888
    @Belaris888 Місяць тому +11

    Screw this, I wanna see more sponsorships from Ken :D

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому

      You know he films these videos sitting down in his drawers… or
      _butt azz neeked_ 😂

  • @Str8Ace43
    @Str8Ace43 2 місяці тому +28

    The way he said “McLaren” 😂 lmao

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 Місяць тому +7

    4:33 Yeah like, "c u l8r"

  • @mayrasampaio1276
    @mayrasampaio1276 Місяць тому +6

    This is TV GOLD, I'm obsessed 😂 you guys have to do the whole thing. (And you've already predicted so much lol

  • @AlphaFemmeXtine
    @AlphaFemmeXtine Місяць тому +15

    Left us hanging in the middle of the episode! Y'all def gotta finish and do another video

  • @Enjabea
    @Enjabea 2 місяці тому +63

    You explaining numbered texting made even me feel old and I’m still a teenager

    • @MacMasterOG
      @MacMasterOG Місяць тому +2

      Bruh I feel you,
      Though there are 20+ year olds tht don't

    • @adrianescobar3335
      @adrianescobar3335 Місяць тому +7

      I used to be able to do it with out even looking, good times

    • @Froggy_Bomb
      @Froggy_Bomb Місяць тому +4

      ​@@adrianescobar3335 Wow, same! I remember texting super fast, not looking, while talking to someone face to face at the same time 😂

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 Місяць тому +2

      In a way I kinda miss it. I'm 31 but too addicted to my smart phone. I think I should go back and get a flip phone. Texting is actually pretty fun on those lol

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +3

      @@cliftonjames785
      Snapping them shut was so dramatic too, like punctuation.

  • @1999Torii
    @1999Torii Місяць тому +1

    YESSSS I LOVE THE SIMPLE LIFE. Unexpected crossover but i love it. Mom always has the best suggestions

  • @alyssaashford5218
    @alyssaashford5218 Місяць тому +11

    I normally skip past the in video commercials, but out of respect that you went through all that traffic and braved leaving your house. I watched this one.
    In all seriousness. It is actually a well done commercial.

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Місяць тому +1

    I think we can all say THANK YOU MARY! coming through yet again!🫶🏼😁😂❤️

  • @pastelvenom8506
    @pastelvenom8506 Місяць тому +10

    It’s nice to see you outside your house and I indeed thought you only existed without legs or a torso

  • @meghanwingo6624
    @meghanwingo6624 Місяць тому

    My favorite bits of the videos are when Ken and Dane reminisce and tell funny stories from their past. Like the one where Dane sold his car on the street and watched the guy pull off and then get flagged by the police. Or how Dane would freak out about a spider in Ken’s old house. Those stories have me cackling and I just love it. ❤

  • @zakugirl
    @zakugirl 2 місяці тому +7

    Damn I'd forgotten about this jem of a show, thanks boys!

  • @megaramuffin
    @megaramuffin Місяць тому +1

    Ken jump scaring me with being out in the real world, my god. Go home Ken, stay home ❤ I felt like when you see your teacher at the grocery store: “what do you mean you don’t exist solely at school and have a life, home, and family outside of your job and the people you serve every day?!?”

  • @KaineVillante
    @KaineVillante 2 місяці тому +17

    Curfew is midnight damn that better than some suburban Families 19:53

    • @dukemarionrobertmorrison
      @dukemarionrobertmorrison 2 місяці тому +2

      Well there’s actual work that can get done round them hours
      Imean they ain’t fixed to do it but I can get done

  • @tliyanage5705
    @tliyanage5705 Місяць тому +2

    Ken describing button phones like all of us ain't old enough

  • @isaacrodriguez4234
    @isaacrodriguez4234 2 місяці тому +24

    You should cover pimp my ride too!!!!

    • @termiterasin
      @termiterasin Місяць тому +1

      Gotta love the clapped out cars with $10,000 of TVs and speakers.

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto Місяць тому +1

      i loved that show

  • @MrMarieBlanc
    @MrMarieBlanc Місяць тому

    As someone who grew up in the south and has moved away, this video was so interesting. Ken recognizing the T shaped clothes line, Ken talking about the bugs and leaving the door open. Also, who the truck caught a tick and put it on their bed?! Ticks are immediately giving a death by fire! This video made me homesick. :') I hope you guys do more videos :) Thank you.

  • @leilayeseniam
    @leilayeseniam 2 місяці тому +13

    CHEVY ASTRO VAN ARE AWESOME!! lol. They the most comfortable vans. We had 2 in my house years apart from each other that had the TVs in them for the people in the back! Man I loved those days.

    • @Stefaniemarieb
      @Stefaniemarieb Місяць тому +1

      my grandpa had a baby blue one 😂

    • @leilayeseniam
      @leilayeseniam Місяць тому

      @@Stefaniemarieb Our first one had the United Airlines colors, back in those days used to be Continental Airlines, and funny enough we used to drop people at the airport all the time to that airline. lol. The last one we had was burgundy red.

  • @samfisher2923
    @samfisher2923 Місяць тому +2

    The fact that we could use T9word (old text style) as a code now is wild to me. There are just 2 maybe 3 generations of people who just have that random knowledge😅 And texting while not looking in class back in the day was hilarious, dead silence and then just intense clicking

  • @123souldedout321
    @123souldedout321 2 місяці тому +44

    Binging this man’s videos all at once because I’m down bad for cute internet dads.

    • @ms.fortunate
      @ms.fortunate Місяць тому +6

      Excuse me maam, I know you're new here but we don't disrespect the mother Mary that way

    • @eggystax4681
      @eggystax4681 Місяць тому +2

      That is such an odd thing to say

    • @ms.fortunate
      @ms.fortunate Місяць тому

      @eggystax4681 it's literally just a bad joke no harm intended lol all good humor lolol its just cause there's this whole bit with Mary (Ken's wife) and the chair and other UA-camrs saying Ken is soliciting Mary by not giving her a chair, lol just keep going you'll see

    • @eggystax4681
      @eggystax4681 Місяць тому +2

      @@ms.fortunate I'm not new here ik that? I was talking about the hot dad's comment

  • @gothiccVA
    @gothiccVA Місяць тому +8

    Paris is a really smart person, she basically fooled the world playing dumb. shes dropped the baby voice, & is a DJ now. shes really talented.

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 Місяць тому

      And became a Mom. I saw the video of her Mom meeting her grandbaby 💙

    • @haleyrsm
      @haleyrsm Місяць тому

      Yessss

  • @AlizaJayne
    @AlizaJayne 2 місяці тому +8

    The “mc Lauren” gets me every time 😆

  • @H.h.creates
    @H.h.creates Місяць тому +1

    My favorite thing is how Paris played the whole world. She's genuinely so smart... She's admitted to it in recent years and it's spectacular.

  • @moraelity
    @moraelity 2 місяці тому +10

    3:30 I'm not a millennial, I'm gen z, but I had hand me down phones from my nana or brothers so I know EXACTLY what the phones were like 😭 I got a modern phone when I was 12, before then it was button phones. I had a blackberry that had an actual mini keyboard and touchscreen as my last phone before switching to Samsungs

    • @hatshijiro2172
      @hatshijiro2172 Місяць тому

      Same lol

    • @MakenahNelson
      @MakenahNelson Місяць тому +3

      I was bought a literal flip phone as a kid😂 didn’t get a real one till I was like 12 or 13. That fucking flip phone was unbreakable tho, we had a well but it would sometimes dry up so we’d have like a 3,000 gallon water truck come out and refill it. One time I dropped it outside at night when it was raining, couldn’t find it, the next day my dad found it IN THE MUD, RAN OVER BY THE WATER TRUCK and that hoe still worked PERFECTLY barely any scratches

    • @karmafox220
      @karmafox220 Місяць тому

      Fr I was the same. I dropped my phone off the roof of a 2 story house on to the drive way! I went down and picked up my phone that was in Lego pieces and just put it back together and it worked fine😂

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +1

      I had red Solo cups with a string attached…
      _before that we just hit trees with sticks and hoped the sound carried._

  • @sandraalexander5342
    @sandraalexander5342 Місяць тому +6

    LOL actually was used before T9 texting was really a thing. It was used in chat rooms and instant messenger back in the AOL days of dialup.😂😂

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Місяць тому +2

      “You can’t use the phone now damnit, I’m online!”
      *Sh!t needs interpreting*

  • @ohthehorror31
    @ohthehorror31 2 місяці тому +7

    😂😂😂😂 When I was a kid, my mom had that same brown Astro van

  • @hansenquinn
    @hansenquinn Місяць тому

    Exploring the woods with your siblings and having an adventure as a kid is the best thing ever, I have such fond memories of that time of my life. Maybe I’ll have to go have another adventure one day! Kinda forgot how magical it can be and could definitely use some of that in my life these days.

  • @peterelliott7333
    @peterelliott7333 2 місяці тому +5

    A good example. Why Santa is known the way he is. Media influence.

    • @JdT93_
      @JdT93_ Місяць тому

      You mean like from the 20's and 30's when there was literally no media? Santa was basically made up by Parents so their kids would behave all year.

  • @halcyon3116
    @halcyon3116 Місяць тому +6

    @10:55 😮😮😮😮😮HOLY SHIT KEN HAD LEGS?????

  • @Bizkitpookie
    @Bizkitpookie Місяць тому +4

    Im dying, and they bought Ken a brand new shirt to do this commercial. Nice pants on them legs Ken!!!

  • @cholieandresa
    @cholieandresa Місяць тому +1

    They completely plaid it up, creating what an influencer even was. Props to them

  • @odie420
    @odie420 2 місяці тому +8

    ITS THE BLIND VOICE ACTOR OMGGGG I HEAR HIM

  • @gbcbpb
    @gbcbpb Місяць тому

    I loved the Simple Life. What I really enjoy about your videos is you guys have lived in some of those areas and have known some colorful people. So your commentary isn't rude or unfounded, cause you grew up in the south. Another great video, with lots of laughs!!! 😂

  • @Musicalfate24
    @Musicalfate24 2 місяці тому +7

    I use to watch this just to laugh and imagine myself not having twin babies and rich.

  • @KitzuneCullen2
    @KitzuneCullen2 Місяць тому +1

    This was my favorite show when I was little. I had it on double sided DVD, I probably still have it somewhere since I was like 8. I think I begged for it.

  • @sereenascott9827
    @sereenascott9827 2 місяці тому +13

    Ken making me feel my age wen talking bout texting on phone short had not use to many characters

  • @weneedtrueheroes6251
    @weneedtrueheroes6251 Місяць тому

    The fact that Ken said something about killing a bug & leaving it there for its friends to see so they know not to be there or they too will die, actually made laugh so hard cause 1) Dane said YEP, like he totally understand & 2) because I completely understood.

  • @aidensmom1108
    @aidensmom1108 2 місяці тому +7

    perfect time i literally just sat down to eat my lunch😭

  • @Tabiannax84x
    @Tabiannax84x Місяць тому

    Yes! Loved this show. People made fun of Paris, but she knew what she was doing. Brilliant.

  • @toyyatoy
    @toyyatoy Місяць тому +5

    Yes more please! 21:53

  • @erink2595
    @erink2595 Місяць тому +1

    The ‘Sonic’ episode of ‘The Simple Life’ was a tv masterpiece. No one will ever change my mind on that!

  • @Kkillen
    @Kkillen 2 місяці тому +9

    Low rise jeans are the female equivalent of sagging 😂😂

  • @lepwood
    @lepwood Місяць тому +2

    Not Ken explaining how texting used to work when even some of gen z grew up with it lmfaoooo 😂

  • @poeticsky1477
    @poeticsky1477 Місяць тому +2

    I remember seeing in a small documentary or something about the show (behind the scenes) Paris had a helicopter fly in Chinese food from a place she liked from New York...LOL

  • @brokenjuniper8387
    @brokenjuniper8387 2 місяці тому +8

    I still use this face "xD" when I find something funny and I was told it was cringe....good.

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 Місяць тому +2

      XD

    • @melh1908
      @melh1908 Місяць тому

      Yes, forget them, they don't know sh*t xD

  • @staylor9097
    @staylor9097 Місяць тому

    Okok Ken! The sponsor was one I actually sat through! So exciting to see you out there!!!

  • @mikylamartinez224
    @mikylamartinez224 2 місяці тому +6

    I thought I left Paris Hilton in my past 😭

    • @KitosKvothe
      @KitosKvothe 2 місяці тому +1

      UA-cam hasn't been pushing her new vinyl on you? BBS lmao

  • @tokkibeanie
    @tokkibeanie Місяць тому +1

    I loved the show and Mary had a great rec. I hope they do more simple life reactions