Best Tweets of All Time Tier List

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  • @Dandandandan23
    @Dandandandan23 Рік тому +4241

    I’m soooooooooooo drunk @Dignan

    • @Dandandandan23
      @Dandandandan23 Рік тому +1131

      Diiiiiiiiggggnnnnaaaaaaaannn😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Housemans45
      @Housemans45 Рік тому +1

      @@Dandandandan23diiiiiiiiiggggggggggnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaannn

    • @erenshaw
      @erenshaw Рік тому +181

      hovemjnd

    • @Icey_Sxnny
      @Icey_Sxnny Рік тому +30

      @@erenshawhivers risesaaaaaaa

    • @MistakennJ
      @MistakennJ Рік тому +8

      dignnamwn

  • @coarse.bandHTX
    @coarse.bandHTX Рік тому +4265

    So kind of dignan to break his arm to support graydon, their brotherhood is so heartwarming !!!

    • @theflyingspaghettimonster917
      @theflyingspaghettimonster917 Рік тому +185

      Nah they simultaneously broke their arms in an arm wrestling

    • @Doubler_Z
      @Doubler_Z Рік тому +125

      Dignan didn't actually break his arm he thought Graydon got a fashionable new arm accessory and wanted one too

    • @151reese
      @151reese Рік тому +11

      who the hell is dignan, you mean one with hat on??

    • @rskl8083
      @rskl8083 Рік тому

      @@151reese yes

    • @veirglas
      @veirglas Рік тому +6

      @@theflyingspaghettimonster917 thank you theres a bunch of phonies

  • @Tom-li1og
    @Tom-li1og Рік тому +2622

    I dreamed I was in a hivemind video called “Guess the rapper from the poorly drawn fan art.” Banger idea

    • @milesgeno
      @milesgeno Рік тому +1

    • @gasmaskatl
      @gasmaskatl Рік тому +179

      If they use it you have to be in the vid

    • @dogmanbitehurt8243
      @dogmanbitehurt8243 Рік тому +84

      You need to go outside a bit more

    • @larrybird6860
      @larrybird6860 Рік тому +173

      @@dogmanbitehurt8243 Who said he wasn’t outside in his dream🤨

    • @dogmanbitehurt8243
      @dogmanbitehurt8243 Рік тому

      @@larrybird6860 ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

  • @roundabout468
    @roundabout468 Рік тому +646

    Martha Stewart tweet is perfect because not only is she known for cooking -- so telling a cow "L" is funny -- she's also known for being in jail, so it sounds like she's mocking that cow for being behind bars while she's free.

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 9 місяців тому

      Oh yeah she went to jail for tax evasion didn’t she?

  • @Logjambam
    @Logjambam Рік тому +801

    You know what, im gonna say it. I DO care that dignan broke his elbow. I hope it heals quickly

    • @theodorelee7776
      @theodorelee7776 Рік тому +33

      truly heartless of riley to fully admit without regret that he broke it himself

    • @chagrin6919
      @chagrin6919 Рік тому +45

      Yeah I know people are unsympathetic towards him because of his war crimes in Poland but isn't he also a strong independent white woman like us?

  • @galenwilliams2401
    @galenwilliams2401 Рік тому +449

    My personal favorite tweet is when Dignan tweeted out my full name, address, and social security number with the caption “Identity theft, Shmidentity theft.” Truly a next level prank, I haven’t been approved for a credit card since!

    • @frankiesayspanic
      @frankiesayspanic Рік тому +7

      that wasn’t a prank, that was a favor. credit cards are a slippery slope.

    • @flops1792
      @flops1792 Рік тому +5

      @@frankiesayspanic how tf are you supposed to pay then

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Рік тому +12

      @@flops1792 dabloons

  • @berkeleyisonline160
    @berkeleyisonline160 Рік тому +631

    29:45 a tumblr post tier list wouldn't be bad tbh. there are some fucking legendary ones

    • @taliaroses
      @taliaroses Рік тому +71

      if the amish plastic surgery post doesn’t get S tier i will riot

    • @Cindyisadog
      @Cindyisadog Рік тому +66

      honestly I feel like, given the combination of tumblr’s slightly longer time having a hyper-dedicated user base than twitter + tumblr users’ inherent fucking insanity, there are almost too many legendary posts to rank

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii Рік тому +67

      weed smoking girlfriends

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii Рік тому +79

      its called a bunt. not a weed cigarette. and yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (they are my girlfriends)

    • @lun4rfl4r3-07
      @lun4rfl4r3-07 Рік тому +38

      the down with cis bus, oppa homeless style,

  • @guapsire_6037
    @guapsire_6037 Рік тому +812

    My favorite tweet was the one where Dignan doxxed the powerful Roman emperor from the West, Romulus Augustulus, which led to the Fall of the Western Roman Empire on september 4th 476. Truly breathtaking!

    • @Rowanexen
      @Rowanexen Рік тому +5

      Of course it's you that makes the funny comment with this format XDDD

    • @aven7580
      @aven7580 Рік тому +7

      DAMG IT I WROTE IT HAPPENED IN 467 ON MY EXAM TODAY

    • @carbonn5998
      @carbonn5998 3 місяці тому

      heyo ! sept 4 is my birthday annd thats also today

  • @emilymiller1458
    @emilymiller1458 Рік тому +2298

    Chemistry is off the chain, you guys are my favorite channel to watch while I eat food. Oh, you thought this would include a vague yet ominous confessional? Nah I just genuinely enjoy HIVEMIND

    • @shikashii
      @shikashii Рік тому +156

      you're hiding something but dont wanna say
      Edit: I used the wrong your and now i fear for my life

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 Рік тому +137

      just like you genuinely enjoyed not being involved in any string of bank robberies in Omaha Nebraska in the summer of 1995

    • @potatoandbeans1543
      @potatoandbeans1543 Рік тому +1

      weirdo

    • @astro_ap
      @astro_ap Рік тому +38

      @@shikashii you’re*
      sorry, I have to correct someone every time they use the wrong your. not because it got me in trouble back in August of 2014 or anything.

    • @Pawesome24
      @Pawesome24 Рік тому +23

      Oh please, I know where you were on March 13, 1972

  • @sakkestad
    @sakkestad Рік тому +184

    My favourite tweet is from Norways former prime minister. A few years ago, when she was still prime minister, someone tweeted at her asking if she could consider legalizing marijuana. Her response was a simple but hilarious: “No, don’t want to”

    • @gegiskjeggi
      @gegiskjeggi Рік тому +9

      Wow, visste ikke om den.

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Рік тому +23

      That's fantastic, honestly. Not only could she not be arsed to legalize marijuana, she couldn't be arsed to tweet a well-thought-out, politician response. Just, "No, don't want to". Beautiful.

    • @teastainsonmyteeth
      @teastainsonmyteeth 3 місяці тому +2

      reminds me of the iconic news report quote by a swedish politician “in sweden it is forbidden by law to be a criminal”

  • @ferdinandadl
    @ferdinandadl Рік тому +751

    My favourite part of this video was at 6:49 when DJ Grant decided to vomit in Dignans face and Riley then licked the vomit off. Also Dan Marino showing up at 14:23 and replacing Riley was really a surprise

    • @mariellebosco
      @mariellebosco Рік тому +14

      Damn I just clicked I can’t believe I missed the best part 🥲

    • @ingaspingas1
      @ingaspingas1 Рік тому +6

      This Dora the Explorer? I like that part too!

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL Рік тому +2

      why did I click on it

  • @mikeynewPFF
    @mikeynewPFF Рік тому +105

    my favorite tweet of all time is a classic by Keemstar:
    "I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much"

    • @violetisverycool
      @violetisverycool Рік тому +37

      yes it died.

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 5 місяців тому +1

      I don’t really understand this one… why is it funny? sorry I know this is a dumb question

    • @mikeynewPFF
      @mikeynewPFF 5 місяців тому +5

      @@haysdixon6227 It's not a dumb question. I guess it's something that's funnier if you were there and i just find it funny when someone tweets it again around christmas time. Keemstar was always tweeting stupid stuff (and probably still does.) If anyone else tweeted this, we'd probably respond with a little more compassion.

  • @godnmaste
    @godnmaste Рік тому +100

    My favorite part of the video is 40:59 when Dignan admits to murdering two people and hiding their bodies in his trashcan! Love the vid guys

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 Рік тому +126

    It is physically impossible for me to say Jason Derulo any other way than how he sings it

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em Рік тому +7

      🎶Jaysaaawn Dahrulo

    • @J00anna
      @J00anna 9 місяців тому

      I read his name thhe way he sings it, relate

  • @rykami14
    @rykami14 7 місяців тому +16

    i love when riley dissects why the tweets are so funny because after a while he starts to sound like patrick bateman talking about business cards

  • @al8e
    @al8e Рік тому +375

    going through an incredibly rough time in my life, thank you guys for always bringing a smile to my face, genuinely.

  • @Kate-he8ug
    @Kate-he8ug Рік тому +176

    bo burnam is not good enough for phoebe bc she and i locked eyes at her montreal show so we're together actually

    • @theodorelee7776
      @theodorelee7776 Рік тому +47

      damn it seems like ur the one in the open relationship that is crying urself to sleep

    • @freekenjaku
      @freekenjaku Рік тому +1

      @@theodorelee7776💀

    • @pastapocha5708
      @pastapocha5708 11 місяців тому

      😭😭dam

    • @claires1063
      @claires1063 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@theodorelee7776 settle down bro

    • @theodorelee7776
      @theodorelee7776 10 місяців тому +3

      @@claires1063 watch the whole video first 😭 it’s a joke made in the video hahahHaha

  • @TxddyEMG
    @TxddyEMG Рік тому +163

    never downgrade to 12 minute videos i LOVE how long each video is

  • @theo8370
    @theo8370 Рік тому +208

    I thought most of the tweets were funny but wasn’t super phased by any of them. But the cow L one just destroyed me I could not stop laughing and anytime I think about it I start to laugh. This really gives you an idea of what my sense of humour is like .

    • @theodorelee7776
      @theodorelee7776 Рік тому +15

      theo to theo- i agree

    • @trishaagz
      @trishaagz Рік тому +2

      username/pfp checks out

    • @Ih8simon
      @Ih8simon Рік тому +4

      As a gorillaz fan the feel good inc one floored me

    • @bazhumke4040
      @bazhumke4040 Рік тому +1

      I had the same experience haha

    • @theodorlejonberg6823
      @theodorlejonberg6823 Рік тому +1

      @@theodorelee7776haha from me as well, that tweet is fucking legendary

  • @displace8915
    @displace8915 Рік тому +61

    This episode reminded me of my solo vacation back in 1998. I can’t forget the bloody and gruesome face of that thing, it killed the landlord right in front of me. Great video guys!

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 7 місяців тому

      His name was Mao and don’t call chinese people “things”

  • @_____V_____
    @_____V_____ Рік тому +9

    4:16 talking about how a group of one type of animal is call a certain thing but still saying "a flock of" is so funny to me

  • @ThHulkPvP
    @ThHulkPvP Рік тому +91

    I had just taken the largest coffee sip of my entire life just before the bo burnham phoebe bridgers bit and I cannot express in words how hard I fought my own body to not just spit all over my desk

    • @juice8566
      @juice8566 Рік тому +4

      ooh i like the pfp. i've never seen another house fan in the wild lol

  • @levisierra2729
    @levisierra2729 Рік тому +81

    fun fact about the casey anthony squirrel tweet is that she actually claimed the reason her car stunk like a dead body was that she hit a squirrel and it was stuck to the front of her car lol i wonder if he was referencing that

    • @junglejin3096
      @junglejin3096 Рік тому +19

      Im imagining that he wasn't referencing Casey Anthony's crimes, he was just upset that Casey Anthony had also hit a squirrel and thought she was a monster for not cleaning the front of her car

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler Рік тому +13

      I thought he was saying "how could you kill a squirrel let alone your own daughter, you monster?"

    • @bananabrain364
      @bananabrain364 Рік тому +1

      Wait really? In all the retellings of her case I've seen, I've not heard about the squirrel, but instead that she claimed that the bad smell was from a pizza left in the trunk. Her car (which was actually her dad's) was parked in some random parking lot for a couple months.

    • @whatastandupguy3050
      @whatastandupguy3050 Рік тому +4

      @@bananabrain364She changed her story often, that lady couldn’t stop lying!

  • @zeemdotexe
    @zeemdotexe Рік тому +117

    Idk I think the Greta tweet works bc Andrew Tate himself would say shit like this.. it's kinda operating on his level if you know what I mean.
    Also, for some reason I feel like this would hurt his ego way more than some well thought out clever comeback lol

    • @theodorelee7776
      @theodorelee7776 Рік тому +22

      i agree wholeheartedly- because greta is so much smarter and more mature than he is so when she stoops down to his level to insult him in a stupid way only he would take offense to is brilliant

    • @jordanfry5138
      @jordanfry5138 Рік тому +3

      I mean, the reason it doesn't work is cause she said it was her email address for some reason, it was def the best possible response to him though.

    • @CrazedKasaJizo
      @CrazedKasaJizo Рік тому +8

      Nah it’s just stupid. Seems like something a 12 year old would say in an Xbox chat 10 years ago. I’m all for roasting Tate but this one’s a miss

    • @DrowninInPoison
      @DrowninInPoison Рік тому +5

      Also the way Riley said Bugatti while reading tate’s tweet made me die lmao

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, I think the humor comes from the simplicity. Like, she just typed it out in a second and then went about her day.

  • @jamey545
    @jamey545 Рік тому +22

    my favorite thing about the Logan Paul scam drama is that his argument for not being responsible is "GUYS i didnt scam you, the CRIMINALS that i HIRED scammed you!!!"

  • @ferdinandadl
    @ferdinandadl Рік тому +173

    I was shocked to see that you guys didn’t include Rileys tweet from his birthday in 2007. That picture still shows up in my nightmares sometimes

  • @calliope_x3
    @calliope_x3 Рік тому +84

    these two are so funny together. they should make a youtube channel

  • @FallingEastward
    @FallingEastward Рік тому +23

    The more I hear about Dignan, the more I realize he'd be the perfect challenge for my psychiatrist

  • @harryb7552
    @harryb7552 Рік тому +38

    never seen two youtubers with better chemistry

  • @finleybenecke2414
    @finleybenecke2414 Рік тому +121

    I didn't think that they could've done a better Video with the Rock, Kurt Cobain and a dancing Walrus. Man i love Rett and Link.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 11 місяців тому

      What are you taking about? This is Dan and Phil

  • @graaoline1357
    @graaoline1357 Рік тому +24

    my favorite tweet ever is “I be ripping the drawls off blueberry muffins”

  • @whoacoolhandle
    @whoacoolhandle Рік тому +54

    Crazy how Hivemind is taking further strides to be this generation’s GMM, when Link breaks his collarbone, Dignan one-ups him by snapping his arm in half!

  • @cassandra_cassowary
    @cassandra_cassowary Рік тому +39

    I absolutely love the best tweets videos, I got so excited when I saw the notification for this one that I almost forgot about the time Dignan tried to break my arm so I was forced to break his instead!

  • @charliekiddman
    @charliekiddman Рік тому +10

    you two are the two personalities that are constantly bickering in my head when i talk to myself

  • @slownoma1076
    @slownoma1076 Рік тому +27

    so glad i found this channel. genuinely the funniest duo i’ve ever seen

  • @aharper8
    @aharper8 Рік тому +11

    toledoan here - I go to college in California and sometimes I just miss that SE Michigan/NW Ohio vibe. It reminds me a lot of high school bonfires and shooting fireworks and cracking jokes on drives and all that. You guys give me all my favorite parts of being home without the stress

    • @HIVEMINDTV
      @HIVEMINDTV  Рік тому +6

      go rockets

    • @aharper8
      @aharper8 Рік тому +1

      @@HIVEMINDTV my bf goes to UT, I'll never lose my roots haha

  • @facemywroth3879
    @facemywroth3879 Рік тому +29

    did not expect diggy to get so based so quickly, diggy truly dont care no more

  • @sk8rddy957
    @sk8rddy957 Рік тому +33

    As someone who recently made hamburger helper with no milk, that tweet is scary accurate

  • @eviel2003
    @eviel2003 Рік тому +61

    My two favourite problematic content creators❤️

    • @theodorelee7776
      @theodorelee7776 Рік тому +12

      sucks about their intense prejudice about time zones, but i’ve learned to seperate the art from the artists - cancel culture man
      edit- typo

    • @eviel2003
      @eviel2003 Рік тому +5

      @@theodorelee7776 honestly every premiere comes right before bedtime for me so i can watch it before drifting off to zzzleep😴

    • @junglejin3096
      @junglejin3096 Рік тому +1

      @@eviel2003 for me they always premier just before I wake up

  • @deud.
    @deud. Рік тому +19

    cried laughing at the idea of seinfeld trying to talk to biden as he's falling asleep in the car

  • @DannyTanimoto
    @DannyTanimoto Рік тому +8

    38:45 people always have these stories about the cute lies their parents told them as kids but my dad would sit us down before bed and tell us that he turned into a werewolf at night sometimes and would wake up in the cemetery down the road

  • @jupitertheplanet.
    @jupitertheplanet. Рік тому +24

    the billy eilish one reminds me of ao3 writers. those mfs will be like
    "omg yall sorry for not updating the fic!! i got in a car crash and was in a coma for 3 weeks😭 im back now though! anyways, stay tuned cuz next chapter will finally get the the smut!!!"

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 9 місяців тому +1

      THE PART WITH THE SMUT MAKES THIS SO MUCH MORE ACCURATE

  • @seandougherty5145
    @seandougherty5145 Рік тому +22

    As a child who was also addicted to eating my siblings chapstick, this episode has comforted me.

  • @justinhale1886
    @justinhale1886 Рік тому +15

    dignan breaking his arm for graydon rlly showed what kind of friend he is, yes im looking at you riley

  • @elizalovestoread
    @elizalovestoread Рік тому +15

    riley not knowing drew gooden is the road work ahead guy is absolutely incredible. how are you so many years behind on this.

  • @lorenedwards6427
    @lorenedwards6427 Рік тому +10

    My favorite tweet is the guy who said “Please don’t tell me “Happy Hondadays” when you KNOW my family celebrates Toyotathon” Oh and also the one that says “need me a thicc bitch with some carrot cards to tell me what the fuck goin on”

  • @tylerdoesstuff6834
    @tylerdoesstuff6834 Рік тому +8

    Dignan watched Whips too? Finally I'm not alone, I love Little Red Rocket, one of my favorite characters in all of fiction.

  • @0C2086
    @0C2086 Рік тому +6

    45:10 can’t believe they cut out the reply that said “he coughs all of them up like a cat” and then him responding saying “secret service stopping him from eating them again”

  • @Gorilla_Chaos
    @Gorilla_Chaos Рік тому +6

    The burger guy was a recovered addict and that make 20 times more sense because how do you not just eat 4 burgers when you order that

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic Рік тому +30

    I love that Riley confesses to eating glow sticks when he was a kid, and then is shocked by the much more normal concept of eating chapstick as a kid.
    What is weird though is that Dignan still eats chapstick. I don’t know if he’s aware that he does it though. He broke into my house the other day and ate literally every tube of chapstick in the place. Climbed in my bedroom window at like 9:30am and took the chapstick right off my bedside table. I said, “What the fuck, man? That’s mine!” But he didn’t even look at me. It was like he didn’t know I was there. I followed him around and watched him systematically open and fully consume every ounce of chapstick in my home. There was no indication that he knew where he was, and there was no light behind his eyes. Like he was in some sort of fugue state.

  • @zladam9445
    @zladam9445 Рік тому +6

    The Dignan story about the cargo pants is true, I was there in Denver, on March 1986, got a standing ovation from the entire line

  • @jonathanwilson8809
    @jonathanwilson8809 Рік тому +10

    Grant laughing in the background makes everything funnier.

  • @rainingwhenidie
    @rainingwhenidie Рік тому +4

    This channel is the perfect thing to watch when you're stoned. Thanks for making my night, HIVEMIND :)

  • @lexieshae878
    @lexieshae878 Рік тому +9

    tweet tier lists are bread and butter baby these are so good im never disappointed

  • @Yamothasbigtoe
    @Yamothasbigtoe Рік тому +5

    Amazing and powerful story about that pillow dignan has his arm on. He came into my house with a ski mask on. Put his arm up, and said “GIVE ME THAT PILLOW” and i just had no choice but to give him that pillow. Man I miss that pillow.

  • @soepbert
    @soepbert Рік тому +18

    I heard a rumor that Riley held a party on Dignans arm thinking it was the floor of his first apartment and broke it when father stretch my hands pt. 1 came on.

    • @CLPPED
      @CLPPED Рік тому +1

      father stretch my arms

  • @Lxchy-r9g
    @Lxchy-r9g Рік тому +1

    Before shaving wash your skin with warm water and a mild facial cleanser.
    Apply lubricating shaving cream or gel a few minutes before shaving to soften the hair. Or apply a warm, damp cloth.
    Apply shaving cream and use a sharp, single-blade razor. This helps avoid a too-close shave.
    Don't pull your skin while shaving.
    Shave in the direction of hair growth.
    Rinse the blade after each stroke.
    Rinse your skin and apply a cool, wet cloth for about five minutes. Then use a soothing after-shave product or a glycolic acid lotion to help remove dead skin cells (exfoliate).

  • @nivsa.a
    @nivsa.a 3 місяці тому +1

    you guys are so funny i just discovered ur channel life is crazy

  • @nathanphil2248
    @nathanphil2248 Рік тому +6

    This whole channel is a fever dream

  • @radiojacked
    @radiojacked Рік тому +9

    Y’all need to do a ‘The Tweets of All Time’ video next

  • @bandito2549
    @bandito2549 Рік тому +8

    Just joined the patreon! Love all of your vids and It was only 2 not 3 times were I got caught sell black tar heroine behind my local Dave and busters

  • @connor-gobucks
    @connor-gobucks Рік тому +9

    At 40:50 Dignan slipped in a double negative seemingly accidentally when explaining that he does not wish there to be a circumstance in which he is questioned about a murder. THE DOUBLE NEGATIVE CONFIRMS HE DOES IN FACT WISH THIS TO HAPPEN. This was no Freudian slip. Dignan was implicitly stating that he DOES want it to happen cunningly through his word choice. Dignan has a IQ of 250 and he knew that the background information and prior experiences people had with him would lead them to believe this was just his natural dialect at play. However this was much more sinister. Dignan is a master manipulator and with an IQ that high, it's obvious that the correct interpretation of that scenario is that Dignan wishes murder upon someone, so that he can fulfill the aforementioned fantasy.

    • @theodorelee7776
      @theodorelee7776 Рік тому +2

      further evidence that dignan is a sociopathic genius who is my dad

    • @AstroVanilla
      @AstroVanilla 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@theodorelee7776further evidence that I am never cleaning Dignan's attic again

  • @lunauzies
    @lunauzies 2 місяці тому

    the delivery from riley saying “and they didn’t have photoshop back then, they had binoculars.” in such a matter of fact way, really made me want to giggle until i remembered how his “partner” dignan shot my grandmother back in 08’. keep up the great work guys!

  • @bradyweed4124
    @bradyweed4124 Рік тому +9

    Alright, Dignan, let’s get one thing clear about the Trojan Horse: the attacking soldiers left the horse on their doorstep and had carved the name of the Goddess Athena into it. They tricked the Trojans into thinking it was a gift of one of their gods, specifically the god of strategy. So they accepted and the other Greeks got in. I’ve drawn the blood of innocent souls for purposes of serving Baphomet.

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 9 місяців тому

      The hermaphroditic goat demon isn’t gonna fuck you just for giving it some blood. Gotta due better than that.

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 4 місяці тому

      Man I didn’t think Baphomet required the blood of innocent souls. I thought he was cool.

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV 7 місяців тому +2

    31:00 I think there's a MUCH funnier version of this tweet thats the "imagjne trying not to laugh in the trojan horse and your homieblooks at you like this" one that shit brings mento tears every time

  • @mr.wednesday3305
    @mr.wednesday3305 Рік тому +16

    Reilly saying “I used to pray for times like this” made me laugh so hard only because I listen to that song VERY often so as soon as he said it it started playing in my head

  • @daeganvanleeuwen1965
    @daeganvanleeuwen1965 6 місяців тому +3

    3:30 macking cheese in the michael wave

  • @McKillins
    @McKillins Рік тому +7

    The billie eillish one has nothing on the Taylor swift fan page coming back months later saying they were arrested for refusing to join the IDF

  • @mdbw3411
    @mdbw3411 Рік тому +12

    dignan is a really comedically gifted individual

  • @TheGenoYoshi
    @TheGenoYoshi Рік тому +6

    Thank you for the A tier. Was crazy seeing my dumb tweet show up in a vid like this lol.

  • @rhiannontunney5468
    @rhiannontunney5468 11 місяців тому +2

    i love that riley was horrified that dignan ate chapstick but he admitted like two seconds before that he ate glow sticks 💀

  • @samuelshaw7730
    @samuelshaw7730 4 місяці тому +1

    “I used to eat glow sticks”
    “I used to eat a lot of chapstick”
    “You used to EAT chapstick!??”

  • @adridoesthings
    @adridoesthings Рік тому +5

    i can't believe my friend's tweet & therefore our little community of the squid ward was in a hivemind video @ 15:53 :] a solid B for bob of sponge - thanks again n love to see it

  • @ChrisFoolBH
    @ChrisFoolBH Рік тому +6

    I just watch these videos on mute with Quadecas new album I Didn’t Mean To Haunt You playing in the back, makes me feel like they are still with us, watching down from above.

  • @zoepittengerkyriacopoulos3572
    @zoepittengerkyriacopoulos3572 Рік тому +1

    never seen you guys before but im obsessed after "that's like one of the greatest musicians of all time and an old british guy"

  • @koura7883
    @koura7883 6 місяців тому +1

    31:24 the way dignan described the trojan horse is pretty much exactly how it happens LOL. the greeks leave the horse and this kid Sinon behind, and Sinon tells the Trojans that he and the horse are a sacrificial peace offering. One guy, Laocoon, doesn’t trust the horse and throws a spear at it. Laocoon’s two sons are then devoured by snakes directly in front of him and so of course the Trojans are like “oh fuck, we don’t want to be cursed like Laocoon” and they take the horse.

  • @colekelley8254
    @colekelley8254 Рік тому +3

    Great video!!! Really surprised you guys didn't mention the tweet about me and Dignan scarfing down rusty harmonicas off the shipwreck of the SS. Dan Marino

  • @ianturner4728
    @ianturner4728 Рік тому +1

    Chemistry is off the chain, you guys are my favorite channel to watch while I eat food. Oh, you thought this would include a vague yet ominous confessional? You're right. I ended a life in 2014 and will forever be on the run from the cops.

  • @bigsmeggoesgaga
    @bigsmeggoesgaga 3 місяці тому +2

    At one point I looked at the video and thought Dignan's shirt says "Iggy Azalea" in the Cannibal Corpse font and now I want a shirt that doesn't exist

  • @lukehamburger3659
    @lukehamburger3659 Рік тому +6

    Riley would be the typa guy to think 9/11 was a mistake

  • @LovelyLori193
    @LovelyLori193 Рік тому +7

    44:28 I also think he looks pretty decent considering he survived a crazy car fire

  • @trulyAmatulHaqq
    @trulyAmatulHaqq Рік тому +2

    I dressed as Sufjan Stevens for Halloween in college, feeling called ouuuut 😂

  • @daltonjoyner
    @daltonjoyner Рік тому +1

    This is the best new series to the channel

  • @200sneaky
    @200sneaky Рік тому +2

    You guys are the best UA-camrs this side of the Mississippi

  • @garlic.naan2
    @garlic.naan2 Рік тому +11

    surprised you didn’t include DJ grants iconic thread where he leaked the US nuclear launch codes. that one is a classic!

  • @haterkiller1312
    @haterkiller1312 6 місяців тому +2

    “I’ll serve crack before I serve this country” SNUBBED

  • @0Architectdude0
    @0Architectdude0 Рік тому +8

    Dignan put up a 60 point triple double this episode I can’t stop laughing

  • @anelolk7844
    @anelolk7844 Рік тому +7

    No, the trojan horse was probably just a myth. Yes, it was Drew Gooden.

  • @swimmer3304
    @swimmer3304 Рік тому +1

    idk why but the cargo pants bit made me laugh so hard. i literally stopped breathing and had to pause

  • @fosterkeirns911
    @fosterkeirns911 Рік тому +1

    for some reason i rewatched all of the best tweets videos last night and then this drops today

  • @tomheadington4762
    @tomheadington4762 Рік тому +8

    That gorillas tweet fucking killed me when I first read it

  • @birberking6999
    @birberking6999 Рік тому +4

    Rip to the superbowl wins predictor getting his seventh prediction snubbed by an awful last call

  • @zachosh6172
    @zachosh6172 Рік тому +3

    So glad to see another episode of this!

  • @dadinside8739
    @dadinside8739 Рік тому +3

    That’s not what the Trojan horse was, the Greeks pretended to surrender and leave after a ten year long war, and said they were leaving it behind as an offering for Athena to safeguard their passage home. The Trojans took it to spite them, and when the Greeks popped out it was a form of revenge

  • @ithinkillstayhere4769
    @ithinkillstayhere4769 4 місяці тому

    The serotonin that starts to pump through my body every time I watch Hivemind is starting to become too much 😭

  • @propername4830
    @propername4830 Рік тому +2

    Never realised until now that 8:15 is a Photoshopped tweet meant to be from some weird parallel universe where the Myers-Briggs personalities had Twitter accounts

  • @cubemanishere7294
    @cubemanishere7294 2 місяці тому +4

    22:24 aged very well

    • @Cjpeel95
      @Cjpeel95 2 місяці тому

      I was gonna say this lol

    • @adamco42
      @adamco42 2 місяці тому +2

      what?? please explain I'm not a pokemon fan 😭

    • @JJM-W
      @JJM-W Місяць тому

      @@adamco42there is a fan favorite pokémon named typhlosion. recent leaks of the upcoming game included a file of some new lore on typhlosion where bro tricks a woman into thinking he’s human, and gets WICKED with her in some mountains. some real freaky stuff.

  • @Iannnus
    @Iannnus Рік тому

    Absolutely amazing video, off the charts. I did not pull the trigger in downtown Dallas on November 22 at 12:30 pm.

  • @saraashkir5793
    @saraashkir5793 Рік тому +3

    The Mcdonalds bit was S teir. What Diggy did to my parents in 1981 was F teir

  • @irresponsiblecaptain851
    @irresponsiblecaptain851 Рік тому +1

    "hospitalised" is how it's spelled in England/Australia, America uses the "ize" suffix in words