Best Tweets of All Time Tier List
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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I’m soooooooooooo drunk @Dignan
Diiiiiiiiggggnnnnaaaaaaaannn😭😭😭😭😭
@@Dandandandan23diiiiiiiiiggggggggggnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaannn
hovemjnd
@@erenshawhivers risesaaaaaaa
dignnamwn
So kind of dignan to break his arm to support graydon, their brotherhood is so heartwarming !!!
Nah they simultaneously broke their arms in an arm wrestling
Dignan didn't actually break his arm he thought Graydon got a fashionable new arm accessory and wanted one too
who the hell is dignan, you mean one with hat on??
@@151reese yes
@@theflyingspaghettimonster917 thank you theres a bunch of phonies
I dreamed I was in a hivemind video called “Guess the rapper from the poorly drawn fan art.” Banger idea
If they use it you have to be in the vid
You need to go outside a bit more
@@dogmanbitehurt8243 Who said he wasn’t outside in his dream🤨
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Martha Stewart tweet is perfect because not only is she known for cooking -- so telling a cow "L" is funny -- she's also known for being in jail, so it sounds like she's mocking that cow for being behind bars while she's free.
Oh yeah she went to jail for tax evasion didn’t she?
29:45 a tumblr post tier list wouldn't be bad tbh. there are some fucking legendary ones
if the amish plastic surgery post doesn’t get S tier i will riot
honestly I feel like, given the combination of tumblr’s slightly longer time having a hyper-dedicated user base than twitter + tumblr users’ inherent fucking insanity, there are almost too many legendary posts to rank
weed smoking girlfriends
its called a bunt. not a weed cigarette. and yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (they are my girlfriends)
the down with cis bus, oppa homeless style,
You know what, im gonna say it. I DO care that dignan broke his elbow. I hope it heals quickly
truly heartless of riley to fully admit without regret that he broke it himself
Yeah I know people are unsympathetic towards him because of his war crimes in Poland but isn't he also a strong independent white woman like us?
My favorite tweet was the one where Dignan doxxed the powerful Roman emperor from the West, Romulus Augustulus, which led to the Fall of the Western Roman Empire on september 4th 476. Truly breathtaking!
Of course it's you that makes the funny comment with this format XDDD
DAMG IT I WROTE IT HAPPENED IN 467 ON MY EXAM TODAY
heyo ! sept 4 is my birthday annd thats also today
Chemistry is off the chain, you guys are my favorite channel to watch while I eat food. Oh, you thought this would include a vague yet ominous confessional? Nah I just genuinely enjoy HIVEMIND
you're hiding something but dont wanna say
Edit: I used the wrong your and now i fear for my life
just like you genuinely enjoyed not being involved in any string of bank robberies in Omaha Nebraska in the summer of 1995
weirdo
@@shikashii you’re*
sorry, I have to correct someone every time they use the wrong your. not because it got me in trouble back in August of 2014 or anything.
Oh please, I know where you were on March 13, 1972
My personal favorite tweet is when Dignan tweeted out my full name, address, and social security number with the caption “Identity theft, Shmidentity theft.” Truly a next level prank, I haven’t been approved for a credit card since!
that wasn’t a prank, that was a favor. credit cards are a slippery slope.
@@frankiesayspanic how tf are you supposed to pay then
@@flops1792 dabloons
My favourite tweet is from Norways former prime minister. A few years ago, when she was still prime minister, someone tweeted at her asking if she could consider legalizing marijuana. Her response was a simple but hilarious: “No, don’t want to”
Wow, visste ikke om den.
That's fantastic, honestly. Not only could she not be arsed to legalize marijuana, she couldn't be arsed to tweet a well-thought-out, politician response. Just, "No, don't want to". Beautiful.
reminds me of the iconic news report quote by a swedish politician “in sweden it is forbidden by law to be a criminal”
My favourite part of this video was at 6:49 when DJ Grant decided to vomit in Dignans face and Riley then licked the vomit off. Also Dan Marino showing up at 14:23 and replacing Riley was really a surprise
Damn I just clicked I can’t believe I missed the best part 🥲
This Dora the Explorer? I like that part too!
why did I click on it
bo burnam is not good enough for phoebe bc she and i locked eyes at her montreal show so we're together actually
damn it seems like ur the one in the open relationship that is crying urself to sleep
@@theodorelee7776💀
😭😭dam
@@theodorelee7776 settle down bro
@@claires1063 watch the whole video first 😭 it’s a joke made in the video hahahHaha
It is physically impossible for me to say Jason Derulo any other way than how he sings it
🎶Jaysaaawn Dahrulo
I read his name thhe way he sings it, relate
going through an incredibly rough time in my life, thank you guys for always bringing a smile to my face, genuinely.
u got dis keep ur head up !! 💛
hope it gets easier and better soon!!
💛💛💛
You got this man. Stay strong
I love a prezoh tweet
the billy eilish one reminds me of ao3 writers. those mfs will be like
"omg yall sorry for not updating the fic!! i got in a car crash and was in a coma for 3 weeks😭 im back now though! anyways, stay tuned cuz next chapter will finally get the the smut!!!"
THE PART WITH THE SMUT MAKES THIS SO MUCH MORE ACCURATE
My favorite part of the video is 40:59 when Dignan admits to murdering two people and hiding their bodies in his trashcan! Love the vid guys
fun fact about the casey anthony squirrel tweet is that she actually claimed the reason her car stunk like a dead body was that she hit a squirrel and it was stuck to the front of her car lol i wonder if he was referencing that
Im imagining that he wasn't referencing Casey Anthony's crimes, he was just upset that Casey Anthony had also hit a squirrel and thought she was a monster for not cleaning the front of her car
I thought he was saying "how could you kill a squirrel let alone your own daughter, you monster?"
Wait really? In all the retellings of her case I've seen, I've not heard about the squirrel, but instead that she claimed that the bad smell was from a pizza left in the trunk. Her car (which was actually her dad's) was parked in some random parking lot for a couple months.
@@bananabrain364She changed her story often, that lady couldn’t stop lying!
never downgrade to 12 minute videos i LOVE how long each video is
I had just taken the largest coffee sip of my entire life just before the bo burnham phoebe bridgers bit and I cannot express in words how hard I fought my own body to not just spit all over my desk
ooh i like the pfp. i've never seen another house fan in the wild lol
This episode reminded me of my solo vacation back in 1998. I can’t forget the bloody and gruesome face of that thing, it killed the landlord right in front of me. Great video guys!
His name was Mao and don’t call chinese people “things”
I was shocked to see that you guys didn’t include Rileys tweet from his birthday in 2007. That picture still shows up in my nightmares sometimes
i need to see this please send the link google is useless
Idk I think the Greta tweet works bc Andrew Tate himself would say shit like this.. it's kinda operating on his level if you know what I mean.
Also, for some reason I feel like this would hurt his ego way more than some well thought out clever comeback lol
i agree wholeheartedly- because greta is so much smarter and more mature than he is so when she stoops down to his level to insult him in a stupid way only he would take offense to is brilliant
I mean, the reason it doesn't work is cause she said it was her email address for some reason, it was def the best possible response to him though.
Nah it’s just stupid. Seems like something a 12 year old would say in an Xbox chat 10 years ago. I’m all for roasting Tate but this one’s a miss
Also the way Riley said Bugatti while reading tate’s tweet made me die lmao
Yeah, I think the humor comes from the simplicity. Like, she just typed it out in a second and then went about her day.
I love it when dignan was so upset at Riley, that he ripped his arm off. Then they had to go to the hospital because dignan was jealous
will update results later--
Hospital
bro wtf you on
i love when riley dissects why the tweets are so funny because after a while he starts to sound like patrick bateman talking about business cards
my favorite thing about the Logan Paul scam drama is that his argument for not being responsible is "GUYS i didnt scam you, the CRIMINALS that i HIRED scammed you!!!"
my favorite tweet of all time is a classic by Keemstar:
"I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much"
yes it died.
I don’t really understand this one… why is it funny? sorry I know this is a dumb question
@@haysdixon6227 It's not a dumb question. I guess it's something that's funnier if you were there and i just find it funny when someone tweets it again around christmas time. Keemstar was always tweeting stupid stuff (and probably still does.) If anyone else tweeted this, we'd probably respond with a little more compassion.
I didn't think that they could've done a better Video with the Rock, Kurt Cobain and a dancing Walrus. Man i love Rett and Link.
What are you taking about? This is Dan and Phil
these two are so funny together. they should make a youtube channel
my favorite tweet ever is “I be ripping the drawls off blueberry muffins”
4:16 talking about how a group of one type of animal is call a certain thing but still saying "a flock of" is so funny to me
The more I hear about Dignan, the more I realize he'd be the perfect challenge for my psychiatrist
As someone who recently made hamburger helper with no milk, that tweet is scary accurate
you been in situations, huh?
Crazy how Hivemind is taking further strides to be this generation’s GMM, when Link breaks his collarbone, Dignan one-ups him by snapping his arm in half!
The billie eillish one has nothing on the Taylor swift fan page coming back months later saying they were arrested for refusing to join the IDF
I absolutely love the best tweets videos, I got so excited when I saw the notification for this one that I almost forgot about the time Dignan tried to break my arm so I was forced to break his instead!
so glad i found this channel. genuinely the funniest duo i’ve ever seen
My two favourite problematic content creators❤️
sucks about their intense prejudice about time zones, but i’ve learned to seperate the art from the artists - cancel culture man
edit- typo
@@theodorelee7776 honestly every premiere comes right before bedtime for me so i can watch it before drifting off to zzzleep😴
@@eviel2003 for me they always premier just before I wake up
did not expect diggy to get so based so quickly, diggy truly dont care no more
riley not knowing drew gooden is the road work ahead guy is absolutely incredible. how are you so many years behind on this.
toledoan here - I go to college in California and sometimes I just miss that SE Michigan/NW Ohio vibe. It reminds me a lot of high school bonfires and shooting fireworks and cracking jokes on drives and all that. You guys give me all my favorite parts of being home without the stress
go rockets
@@HIVEMINDTV my bf goes to UT, I'll never lose my roots haha
cried laughing at the idea of seinfeld trying to talk to biden as he's falling asleep in the car
As a child who was also addicted to eating my siblings chapstick, this episode has comforted me.
38:45 people always have these stories about the cute lies their parents told them as kids but my dad would sit us down before bed and tell us that he turned into a werewolf at night sometimes and would wake up in the cemetery down the road
I heard a rumor that Riley held a party on Dignans arm thinking it was the floor of his first apartment and broke it when father stretch my hands pt. 1 came on.
father stretch my arms
Dignan watched Whips too? Finally I'm not alone, I love Little Red Rocket, one of my favorite characters in all of fiction.
My favorite tweet is the guy who said “Please don’t tell me “Happy Hondadays” when you KNOW my family celebrates Toyotathon” Oh and also the one that says “need me a thicc bitch with some carrot cards to tell me what the fuck goin on”
3:30 macking cheese in the michael wave
Grant laughing in the background makes everything funnier.
I love that Riley confesses to eating glow sticks when he was a kid, and then is shocked by the much more normal concept of eating chapstick as a kid.
What is weird though is that Dignan still eats chapstick. I don’t know if he’s aware that he does it though. He broke into my house the other day and ate literally every tube of chapstick in the place. Climbed in my bedroom window at like 9:30am and took the chapstick right off my bedside table. I said, “What the fuck, man? That’s mine!” But he didn’t even look at me. It was like he didn’t know I was there. I followed him around and watched him systematically open and fully consume every ounce of chapstick in my home. There was no indication that he knew where he was, and there was no light behind his eyes. Like he was in some sort of fugue state.
The burger guy was a recovered addict and that make 20 times more sense because how do you not just eat 4 burgers when you order that
The Dignan story about the cargo pants is true, I was there in Denver, on March 1986, got a standing ovation from the entire line
Amazing and powerful story about that pillow dignan has his arm on. He came into my house with a ski mask on. Put his arm up, and said “GIVE ME THAT PILLOW” and i just had no choice but to give him that pillow. Man I miss that pillow.
45:10 can’t believe they cut out the reply that said “he coughs all of them up like a cat” and then him responding saying “secret service stopping him from eating them again”
At 40:50 Dignan slipped in a double negative seemingly accidentally when explaining that he does not wish there to be a circumstance in which he is questioned about a murder. THE DOUBLE NEGATIVE CONFIRMS HE DOES IN FACT WISH THIS TO HAPPEN. This was no Freudian slip. Dignan was implicitly stating that he DOES want it to happen cunningly through his word choice. Dignan has a IQ of 250 and he knew that the background information and prior experiences people had with him would lead them to believe this was just his natural dialect at play. However this was much more sinister. Dignan is a master manipulator and with an IQ that high, it's obvious that the correct interpretation of that scenario is that Dignan wishes murder upon someone, so that he can fulfill the aforementioned fantasy.
further evidence that dignan is a sociopathic genius who is my dad
@@theodorelee7776further evidence that I am never cleaning Dignan's attic again
Reilly saying “I used to pray for times like this” made me laugh so hard only because I listen to that song VERY often so as soon as he said it it started playing in my head
Alright, Dignan, let’s get one thing clear about the Trojan Horse: the attacking soldiers left the horse on their doorstep and had carved the name of the Goddess Athena into it. They tricked the Trojans into thinking it was a gift of one of their gods, specifically the god of strategy. So they accepted and the other Greeks got in. I’ve drawn the blood of innocent souls for purposes of serving Baphomet.
The hermaphroditic goat demon isn’t gonna fuck you just for giving it some blood. Gotta due better than that.
Man I didn’t think Baphomet required the blood of innocent souls. I thought he was cool.
Riley would be the typa guy to think 9/11 was a mistake
I just watch these videos on mute with Quadecas new album I Didn’t Mean To Haunt You playing in the back, makes me feel like they are still with us, watching down from above.
surprised you didn’t include DJ grants iconic thread where he leaked the US nuclear launch codes. that one is a classic!
dignan is a really comedically gifted individual
31:00 I think there's a MUCH funnier version of this tweet thats the "imagjne trying not to laugh in the trojan horse and your homieblooks at you like this" one that shit brings mento tears every time
Y’all need to do a ‘The Tweets of All Time’ video next
Rip to the superbowl wins predictor getting his seventh prediction snubbed by an awful last call
tweet tier lists are bread and butter baby these are so good im never disappointed
That’s not what the Trojan horse was, the Greeks pretended to surrender and leave after a ten year long war, and said they were leaving it behind as an offering for Athena to safeguard their passage home. The Trojans took it to spite them, and when the Greeks popped out it was a form of revenge
i love that riley was horrified that dignan ate chapstick but he admitted like two seconds before that he ate glow sticks 💀
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this video is definitely more my speed topic wise but seriously… i really enjoy you guys’ humor so much i’ll watch videos about things i don’t know a single shit about.
edit: you guys are totally killing me with the replies LMAO 😭 i didn’t want to mess up the chain
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The Mcdonalds bit was S teir. What Diggy did to my parents in 1981 was F teir
Thank you for the A tier. Was crazy seeing my dumb tweet show up in a vid like this lol.
44:28 I also think he looks pretty decent considering he survived a crazy car fire
This channel is the perfect thing to watch when you're stoned. Thanks for making my night, HIVEMIND :)
just seen a spongebob show on the tv. why the yellow man dont leave the octopus alone?
No, the trojan horse was probably just a myth. Yes, it was Drew Gooden.
Dignan put up a 60 point triple double this episode I can’t stop laughing
not only did I watch this video I’m also watching my back because there has been a scratching at my door for 5 days and the stench is still strong
Never realised until now that 8:15 is a Photoshopped tweet meant to be from some weird parallel universe where the Myers-Briggs personalities had Twitter accounts
I dressed as Sufjan Stevens for Halloween in college, feeling called ouuuut 😂
A group of owls is called a Parliament.
“I’ll serve crack before I serve this country” SNUBBED
This whole channel is a fever dream
that road ahead vine IS in fact a drew gooden classic.
makes sense that dignan was a chapstick eater. i feel like we all knew one at some point.
also thanks dignan for explaining why that’s appealing. my 1st grade crush took LARGE bites out of all of my chapsticks (which was… many chapsticks… we all have our problems) and i still think about it. why? no way it tasted good.
i can't believe my friend's tweet & therefore our little community of the squid ward was in a hivemind video @ 15:53 :] a solid B for bob of sponge - thanks again n love to see it
Just joined the patreon! Love all of your vids and It was only 2 not 3 times were I got caught sell black tar heroine behind my local Dave and busters
It’s great to see you guys back and flourishing! I’m soooooo drunk on ethanol! Corn! Great video, guys! Unsubscribed.
HAHA you had me snorting at 3 am - congrats
never seen you guys before but im obsessed after "that's like one of the greatest musicians of all time and an old british guy"
why did riley say "Hospitalized" like that
Great video!!! Really surprised you guys didn't mention the tweet about me and Dignan scarfing down rusty harmonicas off the shipwreck of the SS. Dan Marino
The "we should collab" bit killed me.
loved the chapstick episode of dig's strange addiction
LMFAOOOO
@@weakw1ll you a real one
I genuinely couldn’t believe the Martha Stewart tweet and visited her account to verify. Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on there, the whole account could be a greatest tweets tier list. That woman is an icon
for some reason i rewatched all of the best tweets videos last night and then this drops today
idk why but the cargo pants bit made me laugh so hard. i literally stopped breathing and had to pause
Chemistry is off the chain, you guys are my favorite channel to watch while I eat food. Oh, you thought this would include a vague yet ominous confessional? You're right. I ended a life in 2014 and will forever be on the run from the cops.
i’ve NEVER met anyone else that was addicted to eating chapstick as a kid i thought i was the only one
Wait the im so drunk tweet is the same guy who replied to the one year sober guy with his lean
The part about the Twin Peaks Vibe of being in the epi-center of some kind of investigation with neighbourhood gossip was so real, lol. Idk turn this concept into a good video or board game. Like Life is Strenge but more mature.
Idk if graydon was joking about the chapstick but I actually ate a tube of skittles chapstick in 9th grade!!! I am so happy to know I am not the only one who has experienced this!
the martha stewart cow L tweet made me laugh so hard it hurt wtf