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  • @HIVEMINDTV
    @HIVEMINDTV  11 місяців тому +98

    Check out Rocket Money for free: RocketMoney.com/HIVEMIND
    #rocketmoney #personalfinance

    • @necr0mancrr
      @necr0mancrr 11 місяців тому +38

      can I get a coupon code for seats to Diggy's trial

    • @kone4779
      @kone4779 11 місяців тому +4

      @@necr0mancrr how is this comment older than the video

    • @necr0mancrr
      @necr0mancrr 11 місяців тому +7

      @@kone4779 I'm a wizard

    • @zdsfhnbvhigf
      @zdsfhnbvhigf 11 місяців тому +6

      hivenind

  • @maruwapofilms815
    @maruwapofilms815 11 місяців тому +3402

    Riley admitting he had sex 2 days ago and then immediately doing an intimately accurate horse impression is a bottom 10 hivemind moment.

    • @twingolord
      @twingolord 11 місяців тому +189

      he should have some shame for doing such a disgusting thing

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong 11 місяців тому +579

      i thought this was one of those joke comments that mentions ridiculous things that didn’t actually happen. then that bit came on and i was flabbergasted

    • @flobbyrobbo2889
      @flobbyrobbo2889 11 місяців тому +315

      @@twingolord yeah, im dissapointed, cuz he said that he would stop having sex before videos. The horse thing was really cool tho

    • @FreshMediaMusic
      @FreshMediaMusic 11 місяців тому

      ⁠@@flobbyrobbo2889yeah when he walked in all dick swinging i knew he had relapsed

    • @CraziD
      @CraziD 11 місяців тому +7

      i must of missed this, when did this happen 😭😭😭

  • @godnmaste
    @godnmaste 11 місяців тому +2948

    Surprised that hivemind is still giving Dignan a platform after his cancellation.

    • @liamwoodfield
      @liamwoodfield 11 місяців тому +543

      Riley is a spineless freak. He needs to stand up to Dignan and remove him from the show. Props to graydon for choosing not to be apart of any videos featuring dignan.

    • @gracejordan110
      @gracejordan110 11 місяців тому +240

      @@liamwoodfieldGraydon actually led the Shut Up protests.

    • @Leslie_AF
      @Leslie_AF 11 місяців тому

      Get that freak outta here. #ShutUp

    • @scruples8532
      @scruples8532 11 місяців тому +66

      Honestly, I'm so disappointed. What Dignan said was so crazy and all we wanted was for him to shut up. I might have to dislike the video.

    • @catHORSE
      @catHORSE 11 місяців тому +16

      What did dignan say?

  • @4r1777
    @4r1777 11 місяців тому +880

    Thanks a ton for recommending Rocket Money! it's saved me so much money! I immediately unsubscribed from your Patreon and UA-cam Channel, didn't even realize I was subbed!

  • @tiniestgremlin
    @tiniestgremlin 11 місяців тому +972

    bro the amount of stress riley was going through for not singing yankee doodle in the right key is SO real to me. personal even

    • @taylordcraig
      @taylordcraig 11 місяців тому +45

      he almost cried i swear to god

    • @arc.the.sharky
      @arc.the.sharky 11 місяців тому +29

      the guy off camera singing it correctly as riley ignores him had me DOUBLED OVER

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@arc.the.sharky
      the camera guy also doesn't sing it right

    • @falc0n12
      @falc0n12 11 місяців тому +21

      how about you try and sing a beloved american ditty without getting it wrong a little, grant poured his heart out@@McBehrer

    • @Duvi0
      @Duvi0 10 місяців тому +17

      I swear it's Bits Bracket 4 material

  • @denniscowe3289
    @denniscowe3289 11 місяців тому +689

    My favourite tweet of all time is that “this is what you would look like if you were black or Chinese” guy getting his face leaked online and replying with “this is what I would look like if I were black or Chinese”

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 11 місяців тому +277

      Oh shit this tweet is in the video LMAO just got to that part

    • @diamondrel5190
      @diamondrel5190 11 місяців тому

      ​@@denniscowe3289LMFAO

  • @polloluv2956
    @polloluv2956 11 місяців тому +2007

    Oh yeah we’re so back

    • @namantherockstar
      @namantherockstar 11 місяців тому +4

      Ariana inspires me.. My parents said if i get 70K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
      Begging..

    • @willjackson6522
      @willjackson6522 11 місяців тому +5

      Oh boy oh boy

    • @willjackson6522
      @willjackson6522 11 місяців тому +4

      Ohhh mama

    • @BallFondler42
      @BallFondler42 11 місяців тому +20

      Oh yeah we’re so Chinese

    • @BIGDADDY34616
      @BIGDADDY34616 11 місяців тому +3

      Alright alright alright

  • @rileytaylor524
    @rileytaylor524 11 місяців тому +1035

    dignan was GENEROUS today. he knows exactly the kind of stuff i like. fan for life thank you diggy

    • @lilfellavids
      @lilfellavids 11 місяців тому +34

      Even after the recent cancellation

    • @donnie1725
      @donnie1725 11 місяців тому +23

      ​@FELLABORIS They'll NEVER get OUR Dickland 🗣🇺🇲🦅🦅🙌🔥🔥🔥

  • @ellesmelly
    @ellesmelly 11 місяців тому +251

    the henry kissinger tweet needs to be paired with following it for 2+ years, getting "No :(" every day and occasional "No and we honestly didn’t think we’d have to run this account this long" to finally seeing YES im sisyphus finally reaching the top of the hill fr

  • @Ghostslack
    @Ghostslack 7 місяців тому +154

    Riley looks like if Luigi was a janitor

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 5 місяців тому +1

      oh my god yes

    • @barelyfunctioning3982
      @barelyfunctioning3982 3 місяці тому +4

      They should do a best Hivemind comments of all time and this should be in it

  • @LairdbairdVODS
    @LairdbairdVODS 11 місяців тому +993

    The 10 minute edging segment was unexpected but very informative. Thanks diggy!

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood 11 місяців тому +79

      dear lord I thought you were joking

    • @camh.04
      @camh.04 11 місяців тому +15

      water

    • @shenigin
      @shenigin 11 місяців тому +25

      The way this is genuine

    • @CattoeYum
      @CattoeYum 11 місяців тому

      @@camh.04do you have every disease

  • @fragilisticfalconier8644
    @fragilisticfalconier8644 11 місяців тому +280

    Kodak black’s “I support breast cancer” tweet plays in my head at least twice a week and it never gets old. My favorite tweet of all time

  • @olympiavitali9035
    @olympiavitali9035 11 місяців тому +391

    i think the horse bit is now my favorite hivemind bit of all time 14:34 like why does riley have a horse impression so readily available and why is it so good and why does dignan just get into it too and doesnt question it

    • @joachimb5721
      @joachimb5721 11 місяців тому +4

      It’s not like this is all scripted, a lot of it is spontaneous but of course they don’t go in there completely unprepared and make a show like this in one uninterrupted stream. Sometimes they try things out, discuss improvements and re-take bits until they work.

    • @poopyjoe
      @poopyjoe 11 місяців тому +9

      @@joachimb5721 Is that an assumption or no? Because I'm pretty sure it's one uninterrupted stream and there's just a lot of bits that get cut out. What you're suggesting wouldn't really work for episodes like the ones with Brad Taste in Music where the joke is that they're being extra unhinged to try and provoke reactions out of Brad which wouldn't be genuine if they kept redoing things. Also Grant would have to be fake laughing.
      edit: like, for example, live improv shows exist. idk why it'd be farfetched for hivemind to be raw improvisation

    • @HIVEMINDTV
      @HIVEMINDTV  11 місяців тому +126

      @@joachimb5721 we did not plan that bit in the slightest and it was a one-take uninterrupted stream of improv. probably 95% of the show is that, 5% us planning a premise or doing a retake of something we stumbled into

    • @joachimb5721
      @joachimb5721 11 місяців тому +20

      Oh, ok. I heard you guys talk about your process in one of your videos, where you said it was partly improvised without cuts, partly retakes with improvements. I didn‘t expect 95% uninterrupted improv though. That is amazing given your content’s quality. // @poopyjoe well I didn’t say they keep redoing things, like all the time. And if you are doing retakes, it‘s still changing with every take because of the general improvisational character of the show. Live improv, I have seen some, it was never anywhere near as funny as Hivemind.

  • @sw-sh
    @sw-sh 11 місяців тому +510

    I was truly amazed when i watched Dignan lead Cleveland back down 3-0 in the finals against the Pistons and then proceeding to yell “Cleveland this is for you” and proceeded to grab a random child and shoot him from the 3 point line. Dignan is my goat.

  • @5sab
    @5sab 11 місяців тому +1397

    I really liked the part where Diggy stood up and said “ALL HAIL KING DIGGARD AND THE DIZZARD WIZARDS” and it actually summoned a Komodo dragon. I hate HIVEMIND

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 11 місяців тому +59

      Hivemind comments have officially jumped the shark.

    • @555phvntom
      @555phvntom 11 місяців тому +138

      @@daishoryujin95 inverted the shark and landed it straight on the hudson

    • @kayvte5487
      @kayvte5487 11 місяців тому +19

      @@daishoryujin95 how the fuck you jumpin sharks?

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 11 місяців тому +33

      @@kayvte5487 the old fashioned way.

    • @5sab
      @5sab 11 місяців тому +11

      @@555phvntomupside down and driven miles through the dirt of new york city

  • @cassandra_cassowary
    @cassandra_cassowary 11 місяців тому +312

    A new edition of my favorite Hivemind series is just what I needed to cheer me up after just getting rejected from an important job opportunity! Reminds me of how Dignan rejected all laws of both the U.S. Constituion and of morality with his "penguin cannon" stunt at the Cleveland Zoo in the summer of 2015. Good times!

    • @hipstitchers
      @hipstitchers 11 місяців тому +6

      This made me laugh

    • @cassandra_cassowary
      @cassandra_cassowary 11 місяців тому +11

      @@hipstitchers thank u, i do my best to get some laughs out of my suffering

  • @dmidkif
    @dmidkif 11 місяців тому +248

    Seriously, you guys get funnier every video, your comedic timing and banter is practically flawless.
    Even more seriously, my wife and kids just escaped from Dignan’s basement, and I’m sorry, but we do plan to press charges.

  • @theonenamedv
    @theonenamedv 11 місяців тому +218

    I can't believe they let Dignan back on the show after what he said smh..
    #SHUTUPDIGNAN

    • @willg1618
      @willg1618 11 місяців тому +25

      Once again the suppression of Dignan will go down as one of the most misunderstood moments in history #JUSTICEFORDIGGY

    • @galdoug8918
      @galdoug8918 11 місяців тому +6

      #SHUTUPDIGNAN

  • @elijaharsenault
    @elijaharsenault 11 місяців тому +131

    Big fan of the chemistry between the boys today. It reminds me of the chemistry between Dignan and I during our unsolved crime spree in 1976, claiming 9 lives and dealing approximately $30 million in property damage. Great video!

  • @Smelliotbot
    @Smelliotbot 11 місяців тому +71

    So ‘Riley’ says he was ridden 2 days ago, and coincidentally the last time he saw ‘Graydon’ was a couple days ago? Hmmmm

  • @gabefortier3511
    @gabefortier3511 11 місяців тому +219

    Since Riley won a Mike Wazowski look alike contest, it could stand that Riley is also easy to kill.

    • @athanagames
      @athanagames 11 місяців тому +7

      i feel like diggy's refining his poison recipe and he'll probably have riley dead and buried within 10 years which is exponential growth in his poisoning skills

    • @yappingfornothing
      @yappingfornothing 10 місяців тому

      just get a peanut butter

  • @BeautifulDuwang33
    @BeautifulDuwang33 11 місяців тому +105

    they’re really trying to do a whole bits bracket from just one video this was insane

  • @Indi
    @Indi 11 місяців тому +25

    Imagine Graydon's shock finding out Kobe Bryant's middle name is BEAN lmao

  • @shwowbow5858
    @shwowbow5858 11 місяців тому +99

    I have never seen someone fail at a song like Riley has at Yankee Doodle

  • @zebby10
    @zebby10 11 місяців тому +165

    i swear to god if graydon gets called another silly adjective i am going to LOSE IT

    • @FUNCism
      @FUNCism 11 місяців тому +36

      is opiate addict a silly adjective?

    • @kapsaysin
      @kapsaysin 11 місяців тому +14

      @FUNCism yes, one of the silliest!

  • @extraneousnaz
    @extraneousnaz 11 місяців тому +103

    as much as i disagree with dignan still getting a platform after what he said, dignan's poetic critique of the american government and the proverbial head we give it was quite scholarly and well informed. cheers chap 🥂

    • @fennariley8331
      @fennariley8331 11 місяців тому +2

      bro fr is the cancellation thing a bit or not i genuinely cant tell

    • @harshkskkskl1379
      @harshkskkskl1379 11 місяців тому +3

      @@fennariley8331 its a bit im pretty sure cause i saw a comment talking about graydon leading the shut up dignan movement or smth

    • @extraneousnaz
      @extraneousnaz 11 місяців тому +5

      @@fennariley8331 its a bit from the last bit bracket! graydon says that dignan has been saying some effed up stuff and that he is getting cancelled, but it is not further developed so its just a little joke to not specify in the comments too!

  • @Hubagubbasuperbowl
    @Hubagubbasuperbowl 11 місяців тому +84

    Thank you guys for bringing me laughs, it’s been a year since my dads death & this really made me feel great it’s so funny. Love you guys

  • @gabec2411
    @gabec2411 11 місяців тому +35

    my favorite tweet: 'my mom used to buy me this chinese food as a kid but she had to stop because the red sauce would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others'

  • @RyeBread271
    @RyeBread271 11 місяців тому +118

    absolutely Huge for Chiblee Nation that the plant tweet got an S

    • @MicoDossun
      @MicoDossun 11 місяців тому +27

      Chiblee Nation!!

    • @pinguing6425
      @pinguing6425 11 місяців тому +17

      chjb nation!

    • @n8mo
      @n8mo 11 місяців тому +15

      Chib nation stays winning 😤

    • @IdeaOfEvil
      @IdeaOfEvil 11 місяців тому +25

      We love our chiblee don't we

    • @sungazercyan
      @sungazercyan 11 місяців тому +6

      That boy can't draw a clock to save his life but damn he can tweet

  • @veraeroes
    @veraeroes 11 місяців тому +65

    I loved the part where they tried to remember the melodies of traditional folk songs for like 3 minutes

  • @cocothecocobo1860
    @cocothecocobo1860 10 місяців тому +14

    Wait for my entire existence I thought “someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah” was the second half of “I’ve been working on the railroad”

    • @wonderlandrose995
      @wonderlandrose995 10 місяців тому +2

      I’m pretty sure it is. Dignan’s just confused lol

  • @Pyxyty
    @Pyxyty 11 місяців тому +102

    They've GOT to check out the Worst Tweets bracket. I'd realy love to see them go through that bracket for themselves.
    I dont think I can link it without my comment getting sent to the shadow realm, but it's easy to look up. It's a real fun joyride of a presentation on why some people just shouldn't have access to social media 😅

  • @OfficialBlueMusic
    @OfficialBlueMusic 11 місяців тому +25

    32:30!! Chiblee reference? NL reference? +2, we're so back

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 11 місяців тому +44

    "What did he do" is quite possibly the perfect tweet. The type of tweet that can make everyone laugh

  • @princiedv
    @princiedv 11 місяців тому +34

    Holy shit Chiblee on Hivemind best tweets. I love that guy

  • @bongbean18
    @bongbean18 11 місяців тому +76

    Damn it's crazy to hear how far grant has come, we were actually raised upon the same teet. #sucklebuddies

    • @lilyk527
      @lilyk527 11 місяців тому +4

      *teat

    • @slayertron
      @slayertron 11 місяців тому +7

      @@lilyk527Oh yapa yapa yapa

  • @AyyMustBeDamani
    @AyyMustBeDamani 11 місяців тому +45

    I’ve never heard anyone call dril wint before, psychotic behavior

    • @imnea
      @imnea 11 місяців тому +14

      for a veteran twitter user riley is kind of a noob twitter user

    • @MicoDossun
      @MicoDossun 11 місяців тому +15

      I like calling them wint because it’s funny that we all collectively decided the name is dril even though that’s not really how names work on twitter

    • @gwen6622
      @gwen6622 8 місяців тому

      ​@@imneadignan called him wint, riley didn't say either name

  • @notabagel4215
    @notabagel4215 11 місяців тому +16

    you guys are awesome! I really love when Riley says something really witty and funny and then Dignan replies with the two hour long list of his victims, but then he runs out of time and has to rap the rest of them in the style of Logic! Keep it up, y’all!

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 11 місяців тому +6

    29:00
    I don't know what you're trying to sing, but it isn't Yankee Doodle.
    You're starting at a higher note and going down; it starts at a lower note and goes up

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 11 місяців тому +42

    Dignan showed up at my house, trimmed my hedges and mowed my lawn for free, cooked me a meal, and _then_ made me laugh with several tastefully-worded jokes. What a choice lad, that Diggy. Consider me a fan for the foreseeable future.

  • @brandongonzalez6034
    @brandongonzalez6034 11 місяців тому +121

    Thanks for the air guitar, Dignan. It's good to know you're looking out for us.

  • @emilioirigoyen5737
    @emilioirigoyen5737 11 місяців тому +55

    We love our Chiblee, don't we folks?

    • @pinguing6425
      @pinguing6425 11 місяців тому +10

      mr chjb, lee

    • @toastready3961
      @toastready3961 7 місяців тому +3

      Uh oh the audiences are mixing uh oh

    • @tinyrampage
      @tinyrampage 7 місяців тому +2

      Chibleeeee, Olivia Munnnnnn

  • @palette1931
    @palette1931 11 місяців тому +41

    CHIBLEE MENTION AT 32:20 THIS IS THE GREATEST TIMELINE

  • @DJDipstick
    @DJDipstick Місяць тому +2

    interesting how riley admits to having had some of the coitus 2 days ago in this video, then later says he hadn't seen graydon in "a couple days"

  • @maxisnotwild
    @maxisnotwild 11 місяців тому +17

    It makes sense that dignan would be uncomfortable with the words ramification and consequence since his cancellation

  • @zangafan27
    @zangafan27 11 місяців тому +24

    If Riley's a trusty steed then I'm Mr. Hands

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 11 місяців тому +15

    “Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah” IS “I’ve been working on the railroad” that’s why they work together

    • @crimson2209
      @crimson2209 11 місяців тому

      seems like a different time signature and melody to me

    • @yourewrong154
      @yourewrong154 11 місяців тому +4

      @@crimson2209different parts of the same song!

    • @wonderlandrose995
      @wonderlandrose995 10 місяців тому +2

      FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

  • @wonderland2462
    @wonderland2462 11 місяців тому +16

    Probably the funniest episode you guys have done in months, and that's saying alot

  • @keirakeeton9187
    @keirakeeton9187 11 місяців тому +14

    I have ringworm!!! Thank you Diggy for making people like us feel included :) #notaworm #fungus

  • @trumpetperson11
    @trumpetperson11 11 місяців тому +6

    No one going to mention the "so did this guy" comment at 4:29? Too good

  • @Picklemick33
    @Picklemick33 11 місяців тому +5

    The defensive finger raise when Riley asks if that was a guitar solo😭🤣 27:55

  • @maruwapofilms815
    @maruwapofilms815 11 місяців тому +34

    The Pilgrim VLONEPREDETOR 'black or chinese' guy is definitely not respectable but feels less like a troll and more like strange unstoppable force of nature.

    • @froo5667
      @froo5667 4 місяці тому

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  • @calebmilburn2001
    @calebmilburn2001 11 місяців тому +7

    For the next one please do the one we’re David letterman says “It took Sir Isaac Newton 23 to discover gravity.” And some random guy says “T Pain was 22 when he rhyme mansion with Wisconsin”

  • @ec_static
    @ec_static 11 місяців тому +28

    watching hivemind is an addiction it has been 2 weeks of binging and i have my finals in a month.
    i wish my dad wasnt addicted to drinking and gambling all the family's life savings

  • @basboye
    @basboye 11 місяців тому +4

    best tweet ever is the Tay Zonday one where hes like "my back hurts after sleeping 3 days on my memory foam couch to avoid the smell of rotting rat flesh in my bedroom"

  • @masonnohr
    @masonnohr 11 місяців тому +8

    Another fairly graded tier list by you two gentleman. You sure do know how to captivate an audience. The blood wasn’t hers and the DNA test was inconclusive. I will for sure be watching more content in the future!

  • @N279
    @N279 5 місяців тому +4

    43:21 Diggy out here predicting Jack Black

  • @butterytomatoes747
    @butterytomatoes747 8 місяців тому +4

    grant immediately bursting out laughing after riley fails yankee doodle is so funny

  • @nathanlevig7732
    @nathanlevig7732 11 місяців тому +15

    Petition for a brackets bracket video, after 64 bracket videos all of the winners go head to head

  • @lailag4621
    @lailag4621 11 місяців тому +5

    riley was GENEROUS today. he knows exactly the kind of stuff i like. fan for life thank you riley

  • @B3l1kE
    @B3l1kE 5 місяців тому +3

    Grant is like the laughing in the back of comedy shows that laugh at everything

  • @lewisblackwiththenicehair
    @lewisblackwiththenicehair 11 місяців тому +8

    I feel like Riley unfairly judged the Henry Kissinger tweet. Maybe that account was the very first one to start the trend, but it just took a reaaaaally long time for him to die. It's not their fault he was a relic of a time long passed.

  • @thesaltshaker2298
    @thesaltshaker2298 11 місяців тому +7

    Ive read the hivemind bit as "graydon: im an opiates" and it was way funnier to me somehow

  • @SgtHolton
    @SgtHolton 11 місяців тому +16

    You guys should do a Dril tweets bracket.

  • @Kerfuffle.Productions
    @Kerfuffle.Productions 10 місяців тому +3

    I absolutely love the Ellen pickleball tweet, I say girl whatever at least 27 times a week, it’s gotta be my favorite ever

  • @isobelwright6820
    @isobelwright6820 11 місяців тому +12

    i guess we’ve all forgotten what diggy did? being cancelled means nothing these days

  • @schreffy
    @schreffy 11 місяців тому +4

    my favorite tweet is the one dignan made just a mere 3 hours after he hatched, right after his mother spit chewed up bits of worm in his mouth (hence the ringworm)

  • @ForkSuperhero
    @ForkSuperhero 4 місяці тому +1

    My absolute favorite tweet is 50 cent’s tweet going “my grandma asked me to take the trash out”

  • @a.will130
    @a.will130 11 місяців тому +4

    "Road doam so sloppy
    I almost crashed the
    Whippadamous🤭😫" - Antonio Brown @AB84 had me crying laughing

  • @clampagne
    @clampagne 11 місяців тому +17

    my parents aint too fond of me

    • @gotzemusic
      @gotzemusic 11 місяців тому +16

      Word?

    • @clampagne
      @clampagne 11 місяців тому

      Word up pop!s ​@@gotzemusic

  • @indep_
    @indep_ 11 місяців тому +7

    dignan was really living up to his hat this episode

  • @Tocsiman
    @Tocsiman 11 місяців тому +3

    Favorite series by you guys 😭 I’m always rewatching all of them

  • @ogaccount9809
    @ogaccount9809 11 місяців тому +7

    These guys should make a youtube channel together

  • @cozmothedog1742
    @cozmothedog1742 11 місяців тому +2

    30:04 DIGNAN someone’s in the kitchen with Dina isn’t a song it’s just the last part of I’ve been working on the railroad. The last part of the song before the Dina part is “can you hear the whistle blowing, Dina blow your horn”

    • @wonderlandrose995
      @wonderlandrose995 10 місяців тому

      Actually here’s the real lyrics-modern version
      I've been working on the railroad
      All the live-long day.
      I've been working on the railroad
      Just to pass the time away.
      Can't you hear the whistle blowing,
      Rise up so early in the morn;
      Can't you hear the captain shouting,
      "Dinah, blow your horn!"
      Dinah, won't you blow,
      Dinah, won't you blow,
      Dinah, won't you blow your horn?
      Dinah, won't you blow,
      Dinah, won't you blow,
      Dinah, won't you blow your horn?
      Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
      Someone's in the kitchen I know
      Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
      Strummin' on the old banjo!
      Singin' fee, fie, fiddly-i-o
      Fee, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-o
      Fee, fie, fiddly-i-o
      Strummin' on the old banjo.

    • @wonderlandrose995
      @wonderlandrose995 10 місяців тому

      According to Wikipedia, the someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah part IS another song that was integrated into it called Someone’s In The House With Dinah.

    • @wonderlandrose995
      @wonderlandrose995 10 місяців тому

      Btw…the ORIGINAL original lyrics are uh…yeah…. I recommend reading the Wikipedia article it’s pretty interesting

  • @Musiiq10
    @Musiiq10 11 місяців тому +9

    Wait I thought Dignan was cancelled?! Grayson must have lied to us the same way he lied about not abducting my triplet set of kiddos at last years Christmas Charlie Brown party

  • @whatiftherewasanun
    @whatiftherewasanun 8 місяців тому +1

    i'd never seen the "my son crump" tweet before and i actually pissed myself laughing holy shit

  • @DamerocksFul
    @DamerocksFul 10 місяців тому +3

    All time favorite on the channel is still that one about juice world and pop smoke playing basketball with kobe and gigi

  • @brennanlighthall1358
    @brennanlighthall1358 11 місяців тому +4

    Damn I thought I was the only one who realized that Victor was a squirrel this whole time, almost got shot for asking Victor though so I’m worried for Victor’s safety if he tries to go after Dignan for leaking this

  • @ginabobeana
    @ginabobeana 10 місяців тому +1

    was just idly listening to this and then dignan said "by best ex was Gina" and all of a sudden I felt like I could see all of the hidden cameras capturing the documentary of my life. then he said "I never dated a girl named Gina" and I felt like I could breathe again

  • @oliviagorman1772
    @oliviagorman1772 11 місяців тому +6

    Love seeing diggy back in style!!!

  • @Soadsgotaload
    @Soadsgotaload 10 місяців тому +2

    Incredible Owen Wilson impression Riley

  • @fuiiiiiii
    @fuiiiiiii 11 місяців тому +6

    This video reminds me of the ethical dilemmas brought forth by Dignans experimentation of depraved orange kittens in Malawis demilitarized zone!!

  • @republicblocks6160
    @republicblocks6160 11 місяців тому +7

    I thought dignan got cancelled? I might have to go outside his house and hold up my shut up sign.

  • @erasmusj.rothschild6802
    @erasmusj.rothschild6802 11 місяців тому +3

    I cannot believe Dignan was able to make this video after what he did January 16th

  • @theofficialthehomedepottmy9160
    @theofficialthehomedepottmy9160 11 місяців тому +4

    surprised they were able to make this, thought i ate all the cables in their HQ, guess i need to go for seconds

  • @Charlie-wq4up
    @Charlie-wq4up 11 місяців тому +2

    I just realized something... have you ever seen Dignan and Graydon, and also Batman in the same room? Come to think of it, have you ever seen Dignan and Graydon in the same room? Have you ever seen Dignan? Have you ever seen? Have you ever? Have you? Have? Hav? Ha? H? ?

  • @Alex-tg9jj
    @Alex-tg9jj 4 місяці тому +1

    embarrassed by this but i'm honestly a little upset the tweets they showed up until like 7:40 were so ephemeral ones i've never seen before and then they show a dril tweet and it's not even a good dril tweet. best tweets of ALL time those are things with vernacular incorporated into the zeitgeist. "slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob" "i will face god and walk backwards into hell" "lying completely dead on the pavement" "someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this my family is dying" all classic dril tweets best of all time. "me sowing: hell yeah / me reaping: what the fuck" "something normal to want and possible to achieve" "oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle" all iconic

  • @pulledporkparkattendee1
    @pulledporkparkattendee1 11 місяців тому +5

    Don’t know why this is relevant but bring back guess the combined genres from the custom beat.

  • @Ikemelle
    @Ikemelle 11 місяців тому +4

    “Insane head” bit was incredible 😢🥹

  • @wojciechsawicki4733
    @wojciechsawicki4733 11 місяців тому +1

    before anyone signed up for the tour i feel like hivemind should clarify who's performing. I'm not coming to a show with Dignan after what he's been doing lately

  • @ianwolf7269
    @ianwolf7269 11 місяців тому +7

    holy shit chiblee mentioned in a hivemind video

  • @ElleDiablo
    @ElleDiablo 6 місяців тому

    28:50 i relate so much to Diggy! 😭 I was trying to convince my sister that the songs "Stop being poor" by Ziwe, the nursery rhyme "Hot Cross Buns", and the Pinky and the Brain theme song are the same tune (honourable mention to Twinkle little star being 2 ABC songs in a trenchcoat)

  • @sidgrim
    @sidgrim 11 місяців тому +4

    Can’t wait for the Tier List Tier List

  • @blindwhitee
    @blindwhitee 11 місяців тому +5

    grants singing voice made me blush

  • @i.b.mourad5696
    @i.b.mourad5696 11 місяців тому +2

    Fun fact: Diggys sweatshirt is in reference to She Loves Boon’s new album Club Vanity, which is an absolute banger

  • @addisonhouse420
    @addisonhouse420 11 місяців тому

    congratulations on 400,000 subscribers Mr. and Mrs. Hivemind

  • @sergiobena1
    @sergiobena1 2 місяці тому +1

    I love the Dignan/Grayden bit

  • @Smex
    @Smex 11 місяців тому +2

    im just copying and pasting this from a letterboxd review if people wanna know the death count of milo and otis:
    death count: 5 drowned cats, 4 mauled cats, 2 cats pecked to death, 1 cat swallowed whole by a snake, 3 drowned dogs, 2 mauled dogs, and 1 “pupsicle”.
    ^Does not include animal deaths from the unused scenes and outtakes

  • @mr.pistachio9970
    @mr.pistachio9970 11 місяців тому +1

    I still remember when the voice in my closet first told me about this channel. Love the videos guys!!!

  • @sentimenta1664
    @sentimenta1664 11 місяців тому +3

    29:29 this outburst is the hardest i've laughed in a while