Man, Tim said that he bought the first three toys in the 1950s when he was a child, and they are in perfect condition with their original boxes and everything. You can tell he has loved novelties his entire life.
Andefir There's 2 I can think of. A. You tilt it away from you. B. You bend your elbow or put 2 fingers behind it, making it look like the man's bottom.
I love how tim had the foresight to keep that catalogue magazine all these years. It interesting to see how much advertising has changed over the years.
BariBariKawa whatever people say, you're supposed to fold your index finger and put the part that now looks vaguely like a buttcrack against the paper.
Oh my god, I actually owned that little monster toilet as a kid! It was from the Ghostbusters toy line, during a period where they were making ghosts/monsters disguised as everyday objects.
Right?! As soon as he rolled it across the table, I was like hey waaaait I recognise that toilet! If you look close, you can see the Ghostbusters logo on the seat lid.
2:40 "...that's because I prefer to have the toilet roll going over the top" -- I have never identified more strongly with another human being than at this moment...
We all know Tim’s home must have a bunch of really cool little toys EVERY WHERE. I would love to see it. Anyway, Tim your collection is wonderful. Keep on growing! You’re awesome Tim. Keep on keepin’ on. #GrandIllusions
2:10 - I have this very musical musical toilet roll holder, inherited from the previous owner of my house. You wind the music box inside with a key and a little spring attached to the roll activates it. Great party trick.
@Rory Spoons Nobody said that and it's not even true i don't like anime but i like a few things from Japan and is not the Americans' fault if they made a hygienic paper bigger than Japaneses's
I love the Bubbling Boy toy that utilises the tinted yellow alcohol and thin glass bulb. I think that the technology is so simple yet so clever! I would love to own one! I wonder if a variant is still available. I guess one can only dream ! *sigh*
Not only is Tim a very charming gentlemen, the toys are also very charming and humorous. I would love to live in a world with these type of toys in the mainstream.
+Totally an Anonymous it's 9 folds..... he was wrong about 8 it's always been 9 folds is the max..... that's why the trick is ten folds. IDK why he thinks it's 8 folds, just an error in memory I think, but It's actually not that hard to do nine folds with a pice of wet tissue or something. 10 folds is impossible, absolutely impossible.
+Fluffy Starburst and while David Attenborough talks about Natures creativity and diversity, Tim talks about Human beings' creativity and diversity of ideas!
+Jake Cobovic I have no idea what you're saying because it's not the case... there is no jumping boy screaming about pot... HOWEVER I did watch the toy you are talkign abotu and it DOES say "The boy on pot"
This guys voice is so relaxing and his hobby is weird and interesting af Wait, did he just cliffhanger me with the dude on the paper that has to sit on the toilet? No way 😆
I love this episode and am amazed at how frequent there are clever items related to toilet humor. More episodes on this topic would be much appreciated.
I remember the rolling monster toilet being a Ghosbusters toy from the 80's. I think you can even see the Ghosbusters emblem on it right before he puts it away.
I would love to see his house, or his warehouse where he catalogued his collection. I bet he is very neat and organized considering the condition of his collection..
Just guessing, but I think you make your hand into a fist, put the picture over your hand and line up the crease that's in between two fingers in the square that was cut out. Then it should looks like a butt!
Wide toilet paper from the U.S.A. Could this country get any more embarrassing? I assume it was probably originally made as a joke, but I know for a fact someone somewhere is still using it, and still getting their hand disgusting.
Man, Tim said that he bought the first three toys in the 1950s when he was a child, and they are in perfect condition with their original boxes and everything. You can tell he has loved novelties his entire life.
your picture
"you like novelties, don't you tim"
channel5980 $$$$
Only Tim could talk about toilet humor with such class.
I've seen the kind of things you commission. Class, indeed!
***** Ohjeez. :V
ahh you have 666 likes
Lukas Dobos fucking human
Ayyy furry gang
The rolling toilet monster one was a ghostbusters toy, I had that as a kid :D
Larry Bundy Jr love ur channel
same here lol.fearsome flush
I did too! I loved that thing.
Hey there Larry
Who's following who
The exploding out house was extremely unexpected
RedTree when it exploded it should have played all stars lol
@@ledihnquan lol agreed
@@ledihnquan I knew SOME BODY would bring it up
@@kovalenkoyegor9796 a friend of mine ONCE TOLD ME that they liked that song
thats the best toy
1:45 If he only knew what he was drinking!
+TruthSurge what is it?
+Robson Locke ? Think. You'll figure it out.
TruthSurge i don't know i can't see right
ahahaha I think I get it hehehehe
@William Cudmore he drank piss is the joke
8:00 ''There's a very clever solution''
*puts it away*
tim... y ._.
Put it over the handle to flush the toilet
+Josh Lofties wrong actually you put two of your fingers on the otherside and it makes him look like he has a bottom and is sitting on the toilet!
+StickSkits Wow thank you I was curious lol
StickSkits that was probably too 'gross' for him xD
Andefir There's 2 I can think of.
A. You tilt it away from you.
B. You bend your elbow or put 2 fingers behind it, making it look like the man's bottom.
9:30 the way tim looks at the toy with a straight face is just amazing
its not even a straight face he is quite bothered by it
The witch is the funniest one to me lol
I love how tim had the foresight to keep that catalogue magazine all these years. It interesting to see how much advertising has changed over the years.
even more interesting as monetization changed, the old pound/shilling/pence is shown
"There's a very clever solution." *moves on to next-
W-wait! What's the solution? WHAT'S THE SOLUTION?!
***** good call
BariBariKawa whatever people say, you're supposed to fold your index finger and put the part that now looks vaguely like a buttcrack against the paper.
BariBariKawa Place the piece of paper on a toilet seat :D
Omg, this was my reaction, too!!
Tim is the only person on earth who can make a charming youtube video about bodily functions.
u r correct...lol
+Shellbug-Michelle Greene no u r
I never thought I would hear this guy say : "mannequin piss statue".
+ProtectorOfVindaloo He meant the Manneke Pis statue, which is an actual statue in Belgium. It roughly translate to little piss kiddo.
+Bazzabazeman Yea, and don't go and visit Belgium for that. It's a real boring statue.
+ProtectorOfVindaloo NO! Wrong again!
@@Bazzabazeman *Manneken Pis
The way he talks and his amazing mannerisms get me every time... 2:50 is a favorite for this video.
lol that extra-wide toilet paper, "FOR A BIG ASSHOLE"
WIDE TOILET PAPER FOR AMERICANS?!?!?
Sir, I find your comment HIGHLY...
...accurate.
Papyrus: SANS THAT WAS...
quite clever
Down to the bone search it up
Oh nvm your from 5 years ago
I like how comments from 2 years ago have more likes than this
I wonder if he knows it says "For a big asshole" quite clearly on the packaging.
@@Grimlux That's why he said, he bought it in America, and thus we saw what was said on it. Humorous.
The toilet roll, "I haven't used these yet", Well Good.
Bad
There's gonna be chaos when all the kids find out Santa's got a youtube channel!
+wolfie498 lol
Underrated comment
Hahaha lol
🤯🤯🤯
🤯🤯🤯
Oh my god, I actually owned that little monster toilet as a kid! It was from the Ghostbusters toy line, during a period where they were making ghosts/monsters disguised as everyday objects.
Right?! As soon as he rolled it across the table, I was like hey waaaait I recognise that toilet! If you look close, you can see the Ghostbusters logo on the seat lid.
3:17 LOL 'Toilet paper for a big asshole'
lol odd no one else caught that xD nice find lolol
Haha, I noticed too
That's right man, good man!
9:35 best tim ever
OOOooooo
9:36
😂
Oooooooo from the Nile
My god, this should be up on the first comment! I love that oooOOOOOO
Toilet water from the nile
I'm dead XDDD
Dogturtle24
Dogturtle24 Nile toilet water
Myles Thomas
dudes house must be a friggin 1940s toy catalogue lmao
Y'all, Tim had no idea UA-cam would happen. The dude just keeps EVERYTHING.
3:17 "I can now wipe my ass on Santas face for not giving me that pony I wanted"
I love that Tim actually uses and displays all this stuff. I can't even begin to imagine what his house looks like!
6:15 SOME
6:19 BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
Donkeh
Megumin I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed!
Robin Long She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
just some random guy Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Robin Long FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
Quite a lot of subscribers, Tim must feel flushed with success.
2:40 "...that's because I prefer to have the toilet roll going over the top" -- I have never identified more strongly with another human being than at this moment...
Neither of you are alone, friend
We all know Tim’s home must have a bunch of really cool little toys EVERY WHERE. I would love to see it. Anyway, Tim your collection is wonderful. Keep on growing! You’re awesome Tim. Keep on keepin’ on. #GrandIllusions
7:53 put 2 knuckles in the square.
I was had the same cheeky solution😁
Ohhhhhhhhh
Thats right.
Or two thumb side by side
I love how he keeps litteraly ordinary normal toilet rolls just because they came with a funny joke.
This guy is my favorite toy review guy
6:18 How to make your kids never want to save money
Then how will you pay for collage?
Parent: if you save your money it gets spent
Kid: ok
Also kid: puts coin in porta bank
Porta bank: get rekt
I love that donkey cigarette box! Lovely idea for a present, when you want to convey to the recipient your opinion of his habit.
Cigarette smoking has been bad for peoples lungs your body will look old and you will die at a early age.
"This one came from Hong Kong. It's a Japanese toy."
~Geographer Tim
If its from japan why is it in hong- ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
7:15 What a clever way to encourage someone to stop smoking!
Yeah.
I shouldn't be surprised that Tim met Roger Penrose in person, yet I still am.
2:10 - I have this very musical musical toilet roll holder, inherited from the previous owner of my house. You wind the music box inside with a key and a little spring attached to the roll activates it. Great party trick.
Love the E-X-T-R-A - W-I-D-E PAPER!
Thanks Tim!
The paper where you make the man sit on the toilet...you're supposed to put two fingers in the hole?
oooooh, I get it now...ha...
^^^ o my fucking god XDDDDDDDDDDD
logos2600 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NO TWO FUCKIN KNUCKLES
6:17When you eat taco bell for an hour
I love how Japan has tiny toilet paper while America has huge toilet paper.
your asshole isnt that big... unless?
@Rory Spoons he meant to say that he found it interesting, it has nothing to do about one being better or worse
@Rory Spoons literally nobody said that bro-
go to a weeaboo cringe comp if you’re that pressed lol
@Rory Spoons Nobody said that and it's not even true i don't like anime but i like a few things from Japan and is not the Americans' fault if they made a hygienic paper bigger than Japaneses's
…it’s a joke, read the packaging
Thank you for sharing your many wonderful items in this and other videos. You are one fascinating gentleman.
I love the Bubbling Boy toy that utilises the tinted yellow alcohol and thin glass bulb. I think that the technology is so simple yet so clever! I would love to own one! I wonder if a variant is still available. I guess one can only dream ! *sigh*
I love how he said "Toilet humor...I love it.'
6:19 He Shook.
Not only is Tim a very charming gentlemen, the toys are also very charming and humorous. I would love to live in a world with these type of toys in the mainstream.
I dont really understand what this channel is for, but i like it
Tim is showing us his collections. That's literally what this channel is
Bandit Leader o shit best channel 2016
That's the beauty of it. It's literally some old bloke talking about all his useless old shit, AND SOMEHOW IT'S ENTERTAINING!?!
"Some people prefer to have it go underneath"
Those aren't people Tim, those are animals.
that's the "Fearsome Flush" from The Real Ghostbusters toy line!
I hope tim never dies because it will remind me of the day my grandma recently died
The Morning After thing was made by people that never had a drink in their lives.
Well yeah man I had the stomach bile and the "grog bog" in the early morning after drinking. It's just that it never came out the rear.
+2SWOOD You arent drinking enough then
You've never drank tequila then. >.>
"Bird mess" Oh Tim, you so adorable.
Up-vote for the exploding toilet :)
This man's collection, especially the old gags, must be worth a fortune
I managed to do 9 folds on a piece of paper, it required a vice, two clamps, and I still ended up with a bloody hand.
How did you manage to hurt yourself folding paper
Paper cuts.
+Totally an Anonymous it's 9 folds..... he was wrong about 8 it's always been 9 folds is the max..... that's why the trick is ten folds.
IDK why he thinks it's 8 folds, just an error in memory I think, but It's actually not that hard to do nine folds with a pice of wet tissue or something.
10 folds is impossible, absolutely impossible.
I hate to break it to you,
But I just got ten, and I'm on my way to the hospital because I think my hand is broken.
***** push the mundane limits of these earthly bindings, try harder, go for 11, maybe even 12
"He pees!"
Omg 🤣
He sounds so damn happy about the bubbling not peeing. Hahaha
I love your collection videos =]
the donkey cigarett dispenser just made my day 😂😂😂
Tim really reminds me of David Attenborough
+Fluffy Starburst and while David Attenborough talks about Natures creativity and diversity, Tim talks about Human beings' creativity and diversity of ideas!
My mother would probably like toilet paper with crossword puzzles.
This man has a house attached to his toy-cupboard.
Woof, that exploding outhouse actually made me jump! I'm watching these videos to relax!
this shit be real valuable now
I used to have that rolling toilet toy when I was a child. "Fearsome Flush" as it's apparently called. Part of the Ghostbusters series
I want to see a tour of were tim stores all of his collections he has so many different things and i assume they are organized
That monowheel guy nicely sets the ages-old debate on which way the toilet paper roll should be put.
YOU'VE MET ROGER PENROSE? HOT DAMN
…he didn’t have to say why he bought the big roll, but the fact that it’s intentionally close to the camera and legible gives it away
8:00
Put your two finger on the holl
S.r. 3a genius!!!
Knuckles fuckin KNUCKLES
Shoutout to people in the toilet watching this video
The monster toilet you have is from the real ghost busters toy line
Had the same one. I had every toy released in the U.S. at one point.
Tim is awesome.
On the box for the magnetic toilet boy, it showed a boy on the toilet saying "Boy on the Pot", and then a jumping boy saying "Boy on Pot". ???
+Jake Cobovic I have no idea what you're saying because it's not the case... there is no jumping boy screaming about pot...
HOWEVER I did watch the toy you are talkign abotu and it DOES say "The boy on pot"
I was saying the backing said "Boy on Pot."
w33d jok3s
+Jake Cobovic "On Pot" as in he's gone potty. It's an older way of saying he's gone a little crazy. It has nothing to do with weed lol.
Good, good.
Cameraman Is on point! Bravo!
im guessing the solution is you curl your index and middle finger to form a fist and then put the 2nd knuckle behind the paper to form a bum
your profile picture man...
Tim all your toys are fascinating, brings back memories of toy's I had forgotten, keep up the first class work
09:10 T H I C C
Prague czechia
This guys voice is so relaxing and his hobby is weird and interesting af
Wait, did he just cliffhanger me with the dude on the paper that has to sit on the toilet? No way 😆
9:10 thicc
right?
Kacky
Kacky rrr
SSJ3 Bane fff
SSJ3 Bane
I love this episode and am amazed at how frequent there are clever items related to toilet humor. More episodes on this topic would be much appreciated.
Toylet
badumTSSS
I remember the rolling monster toilet being a Ghosbusters toy from the 80's. I think you can even see the Ghosbusters emblem on it right before he puts it away.
Who else is watching on the toilet?
Kamran Asif im watching in the shower
Tim.You are ONE in a MILLION!
i have the ghostbusters one lol
Yes me too! Love to see something I have in these videos.
Lol, as I had the urge to take a crap, I click youtube and this comes up. Haha. Nice timing Tim.
"Drink night with the boys." I love that
so..how do you get him to sit on the potty =|
You put the paper infront of two middle knuckles of your hand, so that it looks like his butt.
i see xD
His reaction to the exploding to toilet got me
THAT WITCH THICC
I would love to see his house, or his warehouse where he catalogued his collection. I bet he is very neat and organized considering the condition of his collection..
8:11 BUT WHAT WAS THE SOLUTION?!
Just guessing, but I think you make your hand into a fist, put the picture over your hand and line up the crease that's in between two fingers in the square that was cut out. Then it should looks like a butt!
Aliwoof23
That sounds pretty much it.
Aliwoof23 You're a hero. Much obliged!
The extra wide toilet paper says "For a big asshole" on the side lmao
Your house must be absolutely full of tat
There's an article about him on Wired. He keeps all of his toys in big suitcases and stuff. Really interesting read. c:
there is something so relaxing about watching these videos
2:24 here come me dat boi
Watching this while on the toilet. LOL
3:07 Lol
Tim puts his toilet paper OVER like a sane human.
Wide toilet paper from the U.S.A. Could this country get any more embarrassing? I assume it was probably originally made as a joke, but I know for a fact someone somewhere is still using it, and still getting their hand disgusting.
Embarrassing indeed
Yes, this we know.