Ashens cameo pretty much summed up all the angry internet pricks who think it's some kind of taboo to review the same item, play the same game or say the same thing
+Hostile Princess Sad onion used a pokeball. Gotcha, ashens was caught! Ashens data was added to the pokedex. Ashens, the tat pokemon. this pokemon builds a protective shell out of tat and other unwanted garbage in order to shield itself against incoming attacks. Its natural habitat is poundland, where it can be found building its nest amongst the £1 bargains.
Products like this are rather symbolic of our society today. Fuck learning the very basics of cooking! Stick them into a machine that spits out a greasy egg-turd for your convenience.
Well, it might make fondue. The issue, of course, is finding foods that can fit in the small hole. It does not grate cheese, though, and thus it is doomed to fail.
+Awakeandalive1 Part of me really wants Death by egg to be a thing. I'm not even pro death penalty, the phrase just amuses me far more than it really should
I imagine a late 17th-century Judge with a powdered wig looking down his nose at a criminal and announcing, in stentorian tones, "I SENTENCE THEE TO DEATH BY EGG!"
You can do the same thing with a coffee cup and a microwave and in less time. This is one of the most pointless inventions ever. Also nice Ashens cameo.
The texture looks better, and if it works for baked stuff and/or pancakes and french toast it would be worth something since yu can't do those in a microwave properly at all.
+TheLastGentleman well they have American cheese that's like plastic, they cover their furniture in plastic and there sport cars (corvette) has more plastic than a reliant robin - nah the yanks arnt that bad
Yeah that person at the beginning could have been me cooking eggs, but the thing is, I never cook eggs. I dislike the taste, the texture and especially the smell. So for an absolute noob like me, that would be a good product. Though some of us have a good reason to be noobs at it.
Great video Mike! I was at Stars Wars last night and there was a video (trailer?) on the screen about what makes Star Wars Legos special (or something like that, I don't really remember lol) and a clip from your Star wars Lego video appeared!! I wasn't expecting it! I was fangirling so much and had to stop myself from fan girl screaming at the top of my lungs!!
The thing is, eggs are the easiest to cook item in the world. Just add heat to them, and they're done in a couple of minutes, no matter what procedure you use. It's impossible to be such a useless noob that you can't cook an egg, whether it's hardboiled, scrambled, omelette or whatever. Now classic infomercials always try to present a solution for a non-existing problem, but this actually makes things worse. It takes seven minutes to make one of these, and in that time you could easily make at least three omelettes. If you can crack an egg and put it on a pan, you don't need this, and if you can't, then you can't _use_ this. Its only possible use is turning you on if you're into animal penises, because that's what this looks like.
I was hoping you'd get around to this product! I remember seeing the commercial for it on tv a few years ago. Once you started this show I kept hoping you'd take a look at this. ^_^
I am pretty sure he said "you should make something with turkey or mincemeat or something holiday themed, Not "put two things that definately dont go together in the same machine. :) That was delightfully awful.
I can see this thing working for you if you're an over the road truck driver or constantly sleeping in hotels. Of course you have to have a serious love for plain eggs if you need to haul that thing around.
Whoops... deleted my comment when trying to "edit" it. That second egg... thing... might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on UA-cam. And it's not like there's a lack of competition! Also... "I didn't expect it to do the whole weird erection thing. But it did!"... late entry for "quote of the year" maybe?
ok I am just going to say it, do people really have this much trouble with eggs. What is this like the 12th egg themed product u review, eggs are one of the simplest things to learn to make.
You should do an episode on the Stonewave. It can cook eggs in less than 15 seconds. It works, and comes with a little cookbook, of which I haven't tried anything else.
yay another informercialism! You are always funny. I recently saw on a site my friend uses often the wanky whisk. I of course used your term for the whisk because it was so accurate. Leading her to be confused and offering to buy it for me. I refered to your video and then showed them to her. You got a new fan. lol. We loved the cheese stuff, the ijokes, the fact your sarcastic, and the boob pillow! lol as for the egg thing, it scares me
Alton Brown did a review of useless Amazon products ("unitaskers", to use his preferred word) that included this and the Vegetti. I spent the whole time wondering WWMT (What Would Mike Think?). I was not disappointed.
Oh wait - I put my Christmas tree in the Rollie as penance. Didn't go well, but at least the kiddies had crispy presents :-) Nice one Stuart. Is that a thing? It is now!!
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Thank god this makes eating eggs easier, last time I tried to eat a egg 9 people were killed, 27 hospitalized, and Hitler rose to power.
Ashens cameo pretty much summed up all the angry internet pricks who think it's some kind of taboo to review the same item, play the same game or say the same thing
Suddenly Ashens =)
eeyup
When I read the description I hoped Stu was the cameo.
+Snowfire no, there is no sofa
Suddenly GMM.
"set timer for 7 minutes"
"I dont know how to respond to that"
thanks siri
There's Ashens in my Jeavons!
A wild Ashens appears!
+Hostile Princess
Sad onion used a pokeball.
Gotcha, ashens was caught!
Ashens data was added to the pokedex.
Ashens, the tat pokemon. this pokemon builds a protective shell out of tat and other unwanted garbage in order to shield itself against incoming attacks. Its natural habitat is poundland, where it can be found building its nest amongst the £1 bargains.
+Sad Onion Sir, I salute you.
Products like this are rather symbolic of our society today.
Fuck learning the very basics of cooking! Stick them into a machine that spits out a greasy egg-turd for your convenience.
Ya don't even need to do anything, just position it to where it feeds directly into your gob!
Come on Mike! This things is just made for you to put your willie in it.
I laughed out loud when the second egg thing fell on your hand.
Ok, I am gonna say it. Does it cook cheese?
Well, it might make fondue. The issue, of course, is finding foods that can fit in the small hole.
It does not grate cheese, though, and thus it is doomed to fail.
+Aaron Hall noooo it can't grate cheese
Can it juice cheese?
It's actually really easy to make up imaginary problems.
"Oh, it's so hard to make up imaginary problems! Someone make a solution to that!"
Oi Mike
Do a 'Week On' things made in the Eggmaster
G'woooon, ya know you wanna
(pls)
+Awakeandalive1 Part of me really wants Death by egg to be a thing.
I'm not even pro death penalty, the phrase just amuses me far more than it really should
I imagine a late 17th-century Judge with a powdered wig looking down his nose at a criminal and announcing, in stentorian tones, "I SENTENCE THEE TO DEATH BY EGG!"
A week on Infomercial products
That other guy broke me with that "Popoff crushing a small bird" line. Oh golly that was funny.
imagine calling ashens "the other guy"
You can do the same thing with a coffee cup and a microwave and in less time. This is one of the most pointless inventions ever. Also nice Ashens cameo.
The texture looks better, and if it works for baked stuff and/or pancakes and french toast it would be worth something since yu can't do those in a microwave properly at all.
PsylomeAlpha I think it only works on eggs since the cooking temperatures would be different I guess.
thunderstudent
french toast is mostly egg with a bread filling.
thunderstudent actually, it comes with a ton of recipes involving French toast and tortilla wraps, etc.
I think the worst part was I didn't remember Ashens doing this at all. I thought Mike reviewed it twice for some reason.
Make pancakes in it.
When Ashens appeared I died of happiness.
That's the most phallic looking egg I've ever seen, especially when it flopped out during the emergency recovery lol
Who doesn't want their eggs pooped upside down by a machine?
yum eggs that have the texture of plastic cheese
It's the American way
+otakuploader Shhh, you're making America sound like a decent place! We can't have that on the internet!
+TheLastGentleman well they have American cheese that's like plastic, they cover their furniture in plastic and there sport cars (corvette) has more plastic than a reliant robin - nah the yanks arnt that bad
+stevencox75
My family has chickens, so we get farm fresh eggs.
They are heavenly.
Yeah that person at the beginning could have been me cooking eggs, but the thing is, I never cook eggs. I dislike the taste, the texture and especially the smell. So for an absolute noob like me, that would be a good product. Though some of us have a good reason to be noobs at it.
+otakuploader not really.. ive had 20 years of practise and mine still end up liek scrambled brains haha
7:40 *when she tells you to whip it out*
Great video Mike!
I was at Stars Wars last night and there was a video (trailer?) on the screen about what makes Star Wars Legos special (or something like that, I don't really remember lol) and a clip from your Star wars Lego video appeared!! I wasn't expecting it! I was fangirling so much and had to stop myself from fan girl screaming at the top of my lungs!!
Holy crap I fangirled when I saw Ashens!!!! XD
+F Colson (FEB) and i fanboyed :P
+F Colson (FEB)
They've both mentioned each other in previous videos :)
I've always thought, "hmm this food tastes great, but how can I made look more like a turd?"
Damn, I just noticed your Tiny Rick phone case. LLOOVVEEEEEE IT!
yes. but will it do cheeselollipops?
Its like someone was watching a dog taking a shit and said to themselves "EGGS!"
it looks like a cool sports car
I still come back to this video every once in a while and at 7:53 still make a laugh like fuck😂
Ashens is a legend on UA-cam and I'm glad you both kind of work together
Seems like he did not enjoy it. xD
Remember kids! Rancid turkey is bad for you.
Gmm also did a review of this
Lol someone's been watching the Daily Dot.
if you think cooking eggs is a difficult task, please remove yourself from the gene pool, for the sake of humanity fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
A plate. A fork. Why would you not have those things around during the filming of this video. I swear, you are not worthy.
2:24 Tiny Riiiiiick!!
Why do you torture yourself? If I'd bitten into something I hated, I'd - get this - spit it out!
"TINY RICK" - Wabaduba..... etc
The thing is, eggs are the easiest to cook item in the world. Just add heat to them, and they're done in a couple of minutes, no matter what procedure you use. It's impossible to be such a useless noob that you can't cook an egg, whether it's hardboiled, scrambled, omelette or whatever.
Now classic infomercials always try to present a solution for a non-existing problem, but this actually makes things worse. It takes seven minutes to make one of these, and in that time you could easily make at least three omelettes. If you can crack an egg and put it on a pan, you don't need this, and if you can't, then you can't _use_ this.
Its only possible use is turning you on if you're into animal penises, because that's what this looks like.
Do more Infomerecialism in 2016!
Does it work with cheese?
WHY IS IT A CHRISTMAS VIDEO ON THE 31ST? IT'S ALMOST 2016, IT'S TOO LATE FOR CHRISTMAS SHIT.
7:50 ashens strikes again. time to send him something awful and get revenge.
Ashens!!
eggs are cruel. the chickens have their beaks cut off and when they're getting bred they kill the males.
STOP DOING THINGS THAT ASHENS ALREADY DID.
"Eat it, Zack."
6 min to cook 2 eggs?
I came for the Mike Jeavons but I stayed for the Ashens.
cook cheese in it. also, why the hell do you have unopened xmas gifts behind you?
It makes a fucking egg sausage? That looks awful, and I'm a guy who always cooks his eggs in a cup.
I was hoping you'd get around to this product! I remember seeing the commercial for it on tv a few years ago. Once you started this show I kept hoping you'd take a look at this. ^_^
You'll have to get a hold of that egg Mcmuffin maker thing too. (though you might have to import it)
but there's nothing weird or interesting about mcmuffin shaped eggs. you're a moron for suggesting this.
+dedpxl and you're a moron for being needlessly offensive to someone merely suggesting something.
Derpdiherp
He's quite clearly has no idea what I'm talking about to begin with. so he's ignorant as well as a moron.
+Larry Bundy Jr I keep seeing you pop up on urbex videos Guru, Dan Bell has got me hooked.
Tom Transa
ha ha :D
Now I'm not saying Mike can't do anything right... but Ashens' egg lolly looked much better.
i would cook hot dogs in it
6:51: BWAHAHAHAAAAA!
Anyone else thought Siri sounded like Mike?
ASHENS!!!!!!
if the thought of it getting really dirty didnt come to mind I would say make brownie on a stick
I am pretty sure he said "you should make something with turkey or mincemeat or something holiday themed, Not "put two things that definately dont go together in the same machine. :) That was delightfully awful.
OMG ASHENS AND JEAVONS in one video!
Oh wow, I was grossed out seeing the close up of the rollie ejecting the egg. that looked disgusting.
I can see this thing working for you if you're an over the road truck driver or constantly sleeping in hotels. Of course you have to have a serious love for plain eggs if you need to haul that thing around.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BURNING YOURSELF WITH EVERYTHING YOU MAKE
I just got back from watching Star Wars again, and this time there was an ad for Lego right before the main trailers and Mike Jeavons was in it.
Real quick question, what do you do with all these products after you use them? Do you have a room full of shitty infomercial stuff?
I woke up with a rollie last morning.
When the egg fell down the stick and burned his hand I giggled like a little girl
the moment I saw this product I hoped you would test it. Christmas miracle indeed.
Man are you to dumb ?
Did you forget to get a drink for your meal ?
Does the guys at WE know about this?
Most fallic episode EVER!
"ayyyyyusonofabitch"
Well, I am a fucking idiot, and am shit at cooking eggs, so I'd probably throw money at this abomination.
It looks like a jumbo sized tampon
OMG
A wild Ashens appeared!!
Oh my god, how did you cracked the eggs without them spilling all around? I thought its impossible without that easy-crack-ex thingamajig!
We need shameful sequels, it's been a while
Whoops... deleted my comment when trying to "edit" it. That second egg... thing... might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on UA-cam. And it's not like there's a lack of competition!
Also... "I didn't expect it to do the whole weird erection thing. But it did!"... late entry for "quote of the year" maybe?
Ashens is such a champ.
ok I am just going to say it, do people really have this much trouble with eggs. What is this like the 12th egg themed product u review, eggs are one of the simplest things to learn to make.
I’ve watched this vid about 5 times or so since it came out and 7:53 kills me evrytime😂😂
lol loved seeing the Ashens cameo.
Ah, your suffering for christmas is a gift worth getting.
cooking eggs is one of the fucking easiest things you can do in the kitchen, THE FUCKING HARDEST PART IS CRACKING EGGS
You should do an episode on the Stonewave. It can cook eggs in less than 15 seconds. It works, and comes with a little cookbook, of which I haven't tried anything else.
yay another informercialism! You are always funny. I recently saw on a site my friend uses often the wanky whisk. I of course used your term for the whisk because it was so accurate. Leading her to be confused and offering to buy it for me. I refered to your video and then showed them to her. You got a new fan. lol. We loved the cheese stuff, the ijokes, the fact your sarcastic, and the boob pillow! lol as for the egg thing, it scares me
Alton Brown did a review of useless Amazon products ("unitaskers", to use his preferred word) that included this and the Vegetti. I spent the whole time wondering WWMT (What Would Mike Think?). I was not disappointed.
Sorry Rollie Eggmaster, I was born eating scrambled eggs, and I will die eating scrambled eggs :3
All I could think of was "Wait... Ashens already did this!" and then he pops up. Wasn't expecting that X)
haha 2:34 when it starts to appear was amazing.
But what can it do with cheese?
Oh wait - I put my Christmas tree in the Rollie as penance. Didn't go well, but at least the kiddies had crispy presents :-)
Nice one Stuart. Is that a thing? It is now!!
mike and ashens in one video? thats made my day.
Mike, i demand that you do a week on rollie diet.
"You can't just make up imaginary problems."
Try telling that to Tumblr.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
+TheOneTrueOtaku1 Same goes for parents and the government.
+TheOneTrueOtaku1 Oh damn!
+TheOneTrueOtaku1 You deserve more likes for this perfectly cooked burn
+TheOneTrueOtaku1
savage
An Excellent Review
Happy to see Ashens featured in one of your videos!
OH SNAP, HIS TINY RICK PHONE CASE! THAT`S AWESOME!!! XD
Mike you were on a Lego commercial at my American theater, congrats
I do kinda hope you got paid though