Laughters aside, I do believe Vikernes is a closet homossexual. I studied Law and Criminology, and stabbing someone 23 times reveals a typical passional crime. Even how terribly planned Euronymous' murder was. And Vikernes is far from being an imbecile. Criminal Science 101 would say that Vikernes had deeply emotional issues concerning Euronymous.
My opinion on Chuck Schuldiner is pretty much like Peter Steele, i understand why people find them attractive, they have attractive features. But something just doesn't click when i see them. Hair 10/10 though.
@@MrAlexollie I think Peter Steele is the only one here to be in Playgirl magazine, as the goth girls were rubbing one out for him when he was at his peak. He had the neanderthal brow because he was like 6'7. Never a fan of their music, but I knew some goth chicks that sure were fans of him.
Ah yes, a follow up to the infamous rockstar hair tier list. Lets hope that the search history scarring was all worth it to put dave mustaine in marriage material😅😂
Wow you did Quorthon dirty, I cannot stand by quietly lol. There’s videos of him from back in the day and I think they firmly show he deserves his hot metal boy status. Oh and Dan Swano not being on this list should be a sin!
He looked like fucking Legolas when he was young... jaw lines chiseled by the gods themselves. Wouldn't have had his silhouette as my profile pic if he wasn't a hot metal boy or whatever the fuck you called them. This is sacrilegious!
this needs part 2 because I think you forgot some of the hottest in their prime: 1) Kirk Hammett 2) Yngwie Malmsteen (not the fat Yng, but the prime young one, he looks like a beautiful vampire) 3) Jason Newstedd 4) Paul Gilbert (looks like Keanu Reeves on his prime) 5) Ritchie Kotzen - i dont know if he's metal.
I will scream from the rooftops for Jason and Kirk both were 10/10 in their heyday and still are even now. They’ve aged with immense grace, extremely handsome men.
Corey Taylor, Matt tuck, Jamie Matthias, M Shadows, synyster Gates, Myles Kennedy, Tim Lambesis, Andy Biersack, Jonny Hawkins, Richard Z Kruspe, Matt heafy... Those are the ones i could think of you could do a part 2 with.
@@Katadesmoi agreed but i think the early 00s photos, myyy lord he looked absolutely amazing and the shift in his accent was amazing, also yes the 80s his jawline was perfect.. I LOVE THE PHOTOSHOOTS😅. but yess i love his last iconic photoshoot with his extremely long hair beard and bathory long sleeve
@@trvekvlt420 I personally prefer him without facial hair but he still was beautiful with it. However I have seen a photo where he looks kinda short haired since you can't see the back of his head (idk if he cut it but it was the photo of him with sound engineer Rex Gisslén)
@@Katadesmoi are u talking about the one in the studio back in 2001? lovely photo! how long u been into bathory for? i have for about two years but in those two years i absolutely cherish Quorthon.. and wearing Mr. Q’s merchandise in public today. hes definitely my number one … on the most handsome man of the two years in my life😄.
Joe Duplantier and Chuck Schuldiner would be top tier/marriage material, along with Peter Steele (Type O), Bill Steer (Carcass), and Mark Jansen & Isaac Delahaye (Epica). Joey Jordison is kind of cute. Dave Mustaine and Varg are a no from me. Just my two cents.
Awesome. Waiting for part 2 so maybe you can include Synyster Gates, early Metallica Lars Ulrich, Matt Heafy, Jason Newsted, and early DT John Petrucci
When I was young, back in the eighties, my religious mamaw took my Cream magazine with Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil on the cover, saying I was too young to be looking at girlie magazines....
It really comes down to your taste in men/women. I think Chuck Schuldiner would be at the top of my list. Chuck is also an animal lover, like me, and I have heard many good things about Chuck (and watched multiple interviews with Chuck, and I can see exactly what everyone is talking about), which makes me like him even more. He is handsome, in my eyes, and his personality makes him even more handsome. Joe Duplantier is also at the top of my list (By the way, Mario Duplantier is Joe's brother. He is the drummer of Gojira, for those of you who may not know that). He is handsome, and like Chuck, I have heard a lot about him, too. I also like his personality. Joe seems so humble (from all the interviews that I have watched). I also have to say that I love Chuck and Joe's eyes. Someone's personality can make one more attractive. I think Dead is good-looking from Mayhem. He is also an interesting and odd guy. Dead has a good taste in music, of course! Plus, Dead's birthday is close to mine. His birthday is January 16th. My birthday is January 21st. I also think a young Jeff Loomis is good-looking! He grew up in Wisconsin, like me! Peter Steele from Type O- Negative is also handsome, but he is not the best looking guy out there. He is a cat-lover, like me. I think Nick Menza is good-looking. Varg is good-looking, but his personality makes him less-attractive, plus, all the stuff he did makes him less-attractive, too. Bruce is good-looking, but that hair did not do him good. Cliff Burton is good-looking. My grandma agrees with me on Cliff Burton being handsome. A younger Warrel Dane is good-looking. Anyways, this is my list of who I think is handsome (It is not really in any particular order, except for Chuck Schuldiner, who is at the top of my list - The rest of them are not in any particular order).
in my hormonal teenage years i noticed a few that no one ever mentions: mortuus from marduk, hoest from taake when he wasn't bald, bill steer, and pat o'brien from cannibal corpse when he was younger, that hair was majestical. i have a whole list tbh
Some suggestions; The rev Tosin abasi Tim Henson CORPSEGRINDER Jack Black Anyone from Alice in Chains Perhaps a 'Fivehead' category for joey Jordison types....
Joe Duplantier, Chuck Schuldiner and Peter Steele are pretty handsy bros. 90’s varg kinda looks like me. Also, kinda sad that Fredrik Thordendahl or Mikael Åkerfeldt aren’t on here.
Yooo, love your content. One thing. I noticed that the audio in most of your videos has a high peak in the mid to high mid range frequencies. Maybe it’s my ears, but I think the video gets even more better if the audio is a little bit more balanced in the frequency mix.
judging men based on appearance, so funny! Cant wait for the women in metal version! Oh sorry I forgot... You cant judge women from their appearance in 2023, you will get cancelled.
Personally I find Varg and Quorthon very handsome but finding Nergal handsome and Quorton "meh" there is a big problem here 💀 should be at least one change between Nergal/Quorthon
@@svartdead I respect your opinion but personally I think that Varg looks older than his actual age. I know he turned 50 this February but back when he had his own YT channel, he was around his 40’s but he looked more like 50-60 💀 My father was also in his 40’s (still is, he was born in 1975) when Varg had his YT channel but looked way better and more around his 30’s. I can kinda understand if you find 90’s Varg or Old Funeral era Varg attractive but he still isn’t more attractive then Quorthon in my opinion
i really don't get the hype around peter steele, all of his bodily features are way too strong it's kinda off-putting and creepy somehow, i once saw someone on tiktok call him a horse but in human skin and tbh that was a pretty good description. some metal dudes that were and still are very handsome are Mikael Åkerfeldt, Fenriz, Paul Landers, Waltteri Väyrynen and Niko Moilanen
"varg vikernes, marriage material, he was a good boy, you know"
fucking stabbed me in laughter 23 times, straight through my body
I'm dead 💀💀💀
but not as dead as Euronymous
This killed me
The slight laugh Bradley has in the end of that sentence implies that he knew exactly what he was doing, that was fucking hilarious
Laughters aside, I do believe Vikernes is a closet homossexual. I studied Law and Criminology, and stabbing someone 23 times reveals a typical passional crime. Even how terribly planned Euronymous' murder was. And Vikernes is far from being an imbecile. Criminal Science 101 would say that Vikernes had deeply emotional issues concerning Euronymous.
You mean you “fell on glass”
Props to Bradley for leaving himself off the list. Such a handsome Chad would have screwed up the grading curve.
unus annus huh? a man of culture i see...
@@basilkaramanis one of the best cults I have been in
@@basilkaramanis memento mori
@@Mowmauf memento mori
@Mowmauf that's the most cursed comment I saw on youtube
Early 90s Megadeth was just 4 gorgeous young men making some loud music while look hot af. It was glorious.
Makes me question my heterosexuality.
the four dudes are literally just copies of each other lmao
the prettiest boys in thrash metal lol
David Ellefson was a hottiee
Without makeup and a truckload of hairspray.
Ozzy Osbourne was absolutely BREATHTAKING when he was young and he has aged well in my opinion.
So was Vince Neil.
However, he did not age well :(
@@D_McGeezacks Vince Neil looked like a banana with part of the peel left on.
maybe not metal, but for the sake of the list, axl rose is another one that was handsome young lad, but as he grew older................
For me he definitely was above average in 70s but later not really.
@@riverpb5250 axl looks like no neck ed
Chuck Schuldiner is unquestionably the hottest man in metal, period. And it's not because I'm a necrophiliac or anything.
My opinion on Chuck Schuldiner is pretty much like Peter Steele, i understand why people find them attractive, they have attractive features. But something just doesn't click when i see them. Hair 10/10 though.
@@MrAlexollie I think Peter Steele is the only one here to be in Playgirl magazine, as the goth girls were rubbing one out for him when he was at his peak. He had the neanderthal brow because he was like 6'7. Never a fan of their music, but I knew some goth chicks that sure were fans of him.
@@MrAlexollieeter had bad teeth (his canines mostly), and that really screwed with his looks, but the man was hot af (no homo).
Edit: typo.
Ryo Kinoshita
Helmuth of belphegor is
The minute you ranked Varg as marriage material, I knew the rest of this video would be awesome. 😂
He really was no cap hot tho. Just like the church he got in.
@@martakoakowska9872 💀
@@martakoakowska9872 😂😂😂
"He's a good one..." 😂😂😅😅
Metal tier lists are nothing without MegaDave's hair. 😎
*Daveodeath
Hair is my business and business is good
@@programmerhawk3454 Nah MegaDave sounds cooler lol
I do not recognize any hot list that leaves out Corpsegrinder.
S Tier tree trunk neck is hawt 10/10
It's just not complete without the tree trunk neck
Saw him today hes a cutiepie
@@stay60feetawayfromme33 🤣 I almost died laughing man. I almost got some food stuck in my respiratory canal when I saw your comment🤣
Corpsegrinder is the best daddy
Chuck Schuldiner is marriage material of the highest quality.
If you say so, Steve.
Absolutely this. He was all in all a magical human being. And I cannot believe he wouldn't have been mesmerizing in real life.
@@bogenhanf452met him in real life 30 years ago. Yes, he was absolutely breathtaking.
@@adrianachavaje908no homo though?
"weathered unhinged european wizard" has got to be my favourite quote ever
I am very upset about the fact that HE LEFT OUT KIRK HAMMETT
LITERALLY KIRK IS SO HOT AND AGED SO WELL
He's fine
the 90s (LOAD) Kirk though😳😳😳 i'm weak, he's so hilarious as well, all the time
@@yobrethren love kirk but he was a poormans chris cornell in the 90s
that's bc/Kirk Hammett's off the charts
Needs a part 2 definitely
Ranking the hottest metal females 🤘
@@palmtr3352 all 4 of them
@@SilkCutJaguarXJR- hey there's at least 5
Honestly, shame he left out Glenn Danzig
Better not forget Tim Henson, Lars Ulrich, Mike Dirks, Devin Townsend and Corpsegrinder's neck next time.
Or, well, at least Till Lindemann
You should have put Hetfield in turn off the lights, but named the category "Hit the Lights"
Came here to say that and you beat me to it
LOLLLL
pre-goatee Hetfield could have ranked a little higher
@@concernedliberal4453yeah probably, I just wanted to use the joke.
@@AtomicMeatballGuitar, Great metal joke!
I would say that Jerry Cantrell is easily marriage material
That man is hawt as hell! 😍
True
how about Mike Starr? I think he was even more handsome than Jerry
@midnight.blue42 All of the members of AIC were really attractive before the substance abuse issues got bad
@@kiWi-zv8vr yes
Peter Steele got this well deserved place 😌
the only reason why i clicked on this video. haha. honestly, peter should be just above all on his sole GOD tier.
Yes there will never be such a beautiful man as Peter
I'm obsessed with him and I know I'm not alone
The “ir-repairable damage to my search history” qualifier is what got me.
Irreparable...?
@@Intentionally_Inflammatory Ah yes, but wasn’t pointing out the dialect so much as it was funny and ironic on several other levels as well. 😌
Ah yes, a follow up to the infamous rockstar hair tier list.
Lets hope that the search history scarring was all worth it to put dave mustaine in marriage material😅😂
@@BradleyHallGuitar I also remember it! Herman's hair is so glorious
Weezer moment, i repeat we have a certified Weezer moment
@@predeterminedmeat5024 (insert buddy Holly meme here)
@@BradleyHallGuitar there's a couple of guys on this list I only know of because of that video haha
“felt a bit of toothpaste come up”
bradley you’re not meant to be swallowing it 😭
No homo. Prime Hetfield, Laiho, and Schuldiner are marriage material.
Amen, brother
As a polish person, I love the fact that Nergal is considered a marriage material abroad, because in his own country, he's definitely not.
Polska 🇵🇱 mentioned
Putting Hetfield anywhere other than Marriage material is absolute madness
Agreed! 😠
He's definitely got the cash
@@deanstanley2125Strong divorce material
@@aendra6495 he don’t deserve that lmao
Generic.
How dare you call me out so thoroughly with that James Hetfield row😭
oh no lol
Wow you did Quorthon dirty, I cannot stand by quietly lol. There’s videos of him from back in the day and I think they firmly show he deserves his hot metal boy status. Oh and Dan Swano not being on this list should be a sin!
bruh Quorthon looked absolutely amazing, his jawline and i think he got better looking the older he got with his facial hair🤔🤔🤔
He looked like fucking Legolas when he was young... jaw lines chiseled by the gods themselves. Wouldn't have had his silhouette as my profile pic if he wasn't a hot metal boy or whatever the fuck you called them. This is sacrilegious!
He suffered twink death
yeah he looked like a male model. Can't believe he put him in "lights off"
Okay, but where the hell is Till Lindemann?
Bradley doesn't want the Till hammer it seems.
Was about to ask that myself
I know, he's hot
And richard kruspe
Or look up Alexander Kaschte (even though he's very unknown) from Samsas Traum. He's a quite a bite too.
Halford and Mercury aren't here because they'd break the scales.
I’m straight but I still say they were attractive dudes in their prime
Halford is gross 🤮
Freddie was cute tho 😂
Halford looks like an egg with a beard
Not with that teeth mate
I wonder if those two ever hooked up? I mean, it wouldn't be completely impossible, right?
Would marry Peter Steele and Alexi Laiho, but unfortunately they aren't with us anymore.. RIP 🖤
Steele is strong marriage material
Joey with mask is definitely smashable
Just Joey in general tbh
*Mick Thompson with mask 😅
@@deathbleu5741 oooooo yeeeeaah
@@deathbleu5741 Ok, agreed on that one
kirk hammet is not only the hottest metal dude but also aged the best
I mean facts though. If you dyed his hair black he’d look almost the exact same way he did in the 80s.
Check Nuno Bettencourt out
Richard Kruspe from Rammstein demands vindication for being not on this list!
Richard and Oliver
And 90s Till 🥵
@@Hair8Metal8Karen let’s be honest all band members are looking really good
Christoph Schneider is the best looking guy in that band though
“he better out james in the marriage section”
“daddy issues…”
James Hetfield is the most handsome out of all of these and more
Scandinavian Men Handsome, World In Shock
None as handsome as Mr. Petrucci though
Lars Ulrich in his prime would've broke the scale
Still waiting for the beard tier list
Petrucci’s gotta be up there in terms of beard
Billy Gibbons needs his own category
I was wondering if Torben Ulrich should be considered too
Yes!!!
Dimebag is on there for sure
The omission of John Petrucci in the daddy issues category is glaring to say the least XD
Or Jonathan Davis….
Why? Cause he's the guitar daddy?
@@itsmini6175 He's hot lol no I don't have daddy issues
Come on, where's peak Ville Valo? He actually killed a few different looks.
Yeah HIM were actually metal (like it or not), and he’s one of the most gorgeous men ever.
Absolutely. '
this needs part 2 because I think you forgot some of the hottest in their prime:
1) Kirk Hammett
2) Yngwie Malmsteen (not the fat Yng, but the prime young one, he looks like a beautiful vampire)
3) Jason Newstedd
4) Paul Gilbert (looks like Keanu Reeves on his prime)
5) Ritchie Kotzen - i dont know if he's metal.
I will scream from the rooftops for Jason and Kirk both were 10/10 in their heyday and still are even now. They’ve aged with immense grace, extremely handsome men.
@@MunkeeFWRrng Yeah, Kirk and Jason looked great in theri prime.👍
I'd say put Spencer Charnas on the list but then that just wouldn't be fair to everyone else who'd have to go into the lowest category by default
@@MunkeeFWRrngabsolutely agree!
Agreed on Jason Newsted, he was a cutie in the 80s
If Mike Patton were on this list, he'd have his own tier above S🥵
Definitely!!
He's an S+
That man is fucking hot!! He once stared me down angrily for taking his pic during a gig, worth it! 😅
ooh yeh he was fine
He'd be marriage material but I'd be afraid to see his silhouette when I come home
I think Till and/or Richard from Rammstein should be on that list, too. Lots of thirst over them.
Yes lol!
And Oliver (the world's most attractive bassist)
YES!!!!!
The drummer is way better looking
“james hetfield up next”
me: MARRIAGE! SMAS-
“we’re gonna add a daddy issues row”
me: oh…
Chris Cornell circa 1991
Bro James Hetfield should have his own ranking above marriage material
James had half his face burnt off!
I love the guy, but he's way down!
fucking true
Corey Taylor, Matt tuck, Jamie Matthias, M Shadows, synyster Gates, Myles Kennedy, Tim Lambesis, Andy Biersack, Jonny Hawkins, Richard Z Kruspe, Matt heafy... Those are the ones i could think of you could do a part 2 with.
Ugh Andy Biersack and Synyster Gates are marriage material 100% 😭
@@abbiecole & m shadows holy sh**
Tim was hot till he hired a hit on his wife 👀
Absolutely no competition with andy biersack
I’m not a BVB fan but Andy would get my vote for sure. Dude is just handsome af
the james hetfield one was a personal attack
It sure felt like it, hetfield has always been gorgeous 😍
First of all… Chuck is top tier in everything so I want a recount.
Anyone else think that James Hetfield looks better older than he did when he was younger?
chuck's arms when hes playing live 🥵🥵🥵
Thank you bradley! as a woman i’m so satisfied with todays video
same
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
Kip Winger better be featured or I unsubscribe!
Noooooooooooo
Honestly, it should have a greek god category with only Chuck Schuldiner and Peter Steele
And where are Till Lindemann and Richard Z Kruspe????
Finally some metal eye candeeeeeh!!
ETA: you're killing me man. Chuck Shuldiner was GORGEOUS
did chuck so dirty😭 he was hot in the 80s
Same with Quorthon lmao
And the 90s
bruh did Quorthon so dirty, he was marriage material before he passed with his facial hair and jawline mate
Fr, he was handsome as hell, especially in the 80’s and 90’s. The crop top photoshoots are god tier
@@Katadesmoi agreed but i think the early 00s photos, myyy lord he looked absolutely amazing and the shift in his accent was amazing, also yes the 80s his jawline was perfect.. I LOVE THE PHOTOSHOOTS😅. but yess i love his last iconic photoshoot with his extremely long hair beard and bathory long sleeve
@@trvekvlt420 I personally prefer him without facial hair but he still was beautiful with it. However I have seen a photo where he looks kinda short haired since you can't see the back of his head (idk if he cut it but it was the photo of him with sound engineer Rex Gisslén)
@@Katadesmoi are u talking about the one in the studio back in 2001? lovely photo! how long u been into bathory for? i have for about two years but in those two years i absolutely cherish Quorthon.. and wearing Mr. Q’s merchandise in public today. hes definitely my number one … on the most handsome man of the two years in my life😄.
Alexi Laiho and Chuck Schuldiner were the prettiest Bois. R.I.P. you two pretty boys 😭
Chuck Schuldiner 🤩😍
James Hetfield (young) 🥵
Joe Duplantier 🥵
Mikael Åkerfeldt (that voice...❤️🔥)
Joe Duplantier and Chuck Schuldiner would be top tier/marriage material, along with Peter Steele (Type O), Bill Steer (Carcass), and Mark Jansen & Isaac Delahaye (Epica). Joey Jordison is kind of cute. Dave Mustaine and Varg are a no from me. Just my two cents.
Homie did father Chuck DIRTY.
Peter Steele in his 30s was the hotest man EVER
Even in his 40s still the most beautiful soul ever. And the most handsome
No one can come close
Sad at the fact that Kirk Hammett wasn't on the list, dude is gorgeously divine and aged damn well
Bradley didn't even include Jeff Hanneman
Most heterosexual metal enjoyer:
Axl Rose is not included but he’s gone south. He looks like Momma from Throw Momma from the Train.
He’s too “goddamn sultry” for this list anyway.
@@waverlyking6045 Underrated reply to an underrated comment!
@@waverlyking6045 😆
10:54 that just straight up caught me way off guard and i started scream laughing
SAME DJDHJF
SAME HELP
I felt fucking attacked lol
Fr 💀
Same lmao😭
The Ranking that Really Matters. Love the Categories he added.
Have Steele, Menza, Laiho and Schuldiner form a band of pretty boys in heaven lol
Alexi and Daniel are average, but Bruce Bruce is handsome?!! WTF??!! 😂😂😂
I was hoping to see Akerfeldt in there, missing a lot of guys actually
Mikael is so fucking handsome
@@violentbob true
Peter Steele Marriage material 100%🫶
James Het aged like wine. I wouldn't take age out of the list
Alexi Laiho in the years of "Are You Dead Yet" was hot af
Awesome. Waiting for part 2 so maybe you can include Synyster Gates, early Metallica Lars Ulrich, Matt Heafy, Jason Newsted, and early DT John Petrucci
yes, jason newsted!
and phil anselmo was hot when he was young
When I was young, back in the eighties, my religious mamaw took my Cream magazine with Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil on the cover, saying I was too young to be looking at girlie magazines....
I know he is not metal but Eddie Veder from Pearl jam makes my heart melt. I would simp for him any day
0:20 You saying "Hot Metal Boys" is now one of my new favorite things, thanks Marty. Always a treat.
I was honestly shocked when I found out that not everyone thinks black album-era James Hetfield is really hot. Do I have daddy issues?
hetfield was hot in 88, 89 imo. in 90s he had that stupid bangs
He has always been hot
Dude I'm a dude and I have to tell u that Chuck was one of the top 5 hottest men in metal,ask any metal girl
Chuck was sexy. But he wasnt even the hottest guy in Death. Young Paul Masvidal....
Once upon a time all the metal girlies (me included) were in love with Tuomas from Nightwish.
But anyway, Satyricon are the best looking band;)
I just thought of Apocalyptica...also very popular with the ladies.
How Marty Friedman and Kirk Hammett weren't included, I will never know
Alexi deserved better 😞
It really comes down to your taste in men/women. I think Chuck Schuldiner would be at the top of my list. Chuck is also an animal lover, like me, and I have heard many good things about Chuck (and watched multiple interviews with Chuck, and I can see exactly what everyone is talking about), which makes me like him even more. He is handsome, in my eyes, and his personality makes him even more handsome. Joe Duplantier is also at the top of my list (By the way, Mario Duplantier is Joe's brother. He is the drummer of Gojira, for those of you who may not know that). He is handsome, and like Chuck, I have heard a lot about him, too. I also like his personality. Joe seems so humble (from all the interviews that I have watched). I also have to say that I love Chuck and Joe's eyes. Someone's personality can make one more attractive. I think Dead is good-looking from Mayhem. He is also an interesting and odd guy. Dead has a good taste in music, of course! Plus, Dead's birthday is close to mine. His birthday is January 16th. My birthday is January 21st. I also think a young Jeff Loomis is good-looking! He grew up in Wisconsin, like me! Peter Steele from Type O- Negative is also handsome, but he is not the best looking guy out there. He is a cat-lover, like me. I think Nick Menza is good-looking. Varg is good-looking, but his personality makes him less-attractive, plus, all the stuff he did makes him less-attractive, too. Bruce is good-looking, but that hair did not do him good. Cliff Burton is good-looking. My grandma agrees with me on Cliff Burton being handsome. A younger Warrel Dane is good-looking. Anyways, this is my list of who I think is handsome (It is not really in any particular order, except for Chuck Schuldiner, who is at the top of my list - The rest of them are not in any particular order).
Even though they're not metal, Mike Starr form Alice in chains was on another level
AGREED
they are metal
@@sierrascorner6524grunge
@@sathira_anuk5179both
I have no problems calling Alice in Chains a doom metal band.
Now this, THIS is the quality content I've been looking for!
Alexi and Joey were marriage material, RIP 😞
in my hormonal teenage years i noticed a few that no one ever mentions: mortuus from marduk, hoest from taake when he wasn't bald, bill steer, and pat o'brien from cannibal corpse when he was younger, that hair was majestical. i have a whole list tbh
Some suggestions;
The rev
Tosin abasi
Tim Henson
CORPSEGRINDER
Jack Black
Anyone from Alice in Chains
Perhaps a 'Fivehead' category for joey Jordison types....
And Jesper Strömblad (When he was young)
Everyone in aic was stupidly waaay too hot to be f#ckin real
@@miksobrado right
Tim Henson would not last in prison
Tosin is actually a great pick. Dude even has great taste in fashion.
Watching the tier list template slowly descend into chaos killed me. 😂
how chuck and quorthon is so down
A very informative video thank you Bradley for this scientific masterpiece
I feel educated
Bruv.... you cannot listen to Love You to Death and not feel immediately compelled to walk into the woods to conjure Peter Steele from the grave. 💚🖤💚
Chris Cornell and Mike Patton A++
Joe Duplantier, Chuck Schuldiner and Peter Steele are pretty handsy bros.
90’s varg kinda looks like me.
Also, kinda sad that Fredrik Thordendahl or Mikael Åkerfeldt aren’t on here.
Yooo, love your content. One thing. I noticed that the audio in most of your videos has a high peak in the mid to high mid range frequencies. Maybe it’s my ears, but I think the video gets even more better if the audio is a little bit more balanced in the frequency mix.
To add onto that, check out this video: ua-cam.com/video/dQCB72S64L4/v-deo.html
It helped increase my audio quality huuuuuuugely
Kirk hammett deserves his own category. i said what i said.
judging men based on appearance, so funny! Cant wait for the women in metal version! Oh sorry I forgot... You cant judge women from their appearance in 2023, you will get cancelled.
It's not that deep dude lmao. An men judge women based on their appearance all the time.
ah hell nah bro put varg in s tier
Quorthon deserves to be at the top of the list he was really handsome !
Fr lmao, you can’t tell me that mf Varg (back in 90’s or now) is more attractive then Quorthon 💀
Personally I find Varg and Quorthon very handsome but finding Nergal handsome and Quorton "meh" there is a big problem here 💀 should be at least one change between Nergal/Quorthon
@@svartdead I respect your opinion but personally I think that Varg looks older than his actual age. I know he turned 50 this February but back when he had his own YT channel, he was around his 40’s but he looked more like 50-60 💀
My father was also in his 40’s (still is, he was born in 1975) when Varg had his YT channel but looked way better and more around his 30’s.
I can kinda understand if you find 90’s Varg or Old Funeral era Varg attractive but he still isn’t more attractive then Quorthon in my opinion
For realz
Finally, the metal tier list we've all need... Plus, Bruce's position? Yes, you're correct!
You need to make a part 2 you know. It is needed!
Chris Broderick, Synyster Gates and Mikael Akerfeldt bruh. Top tier greek gods.
Chris Broderick is my ideal man.
Synyster who?
I can't believe how many hearty Viking belly shaking laughs this vid gave me lol!! Amazing!
i really don't get the hype around peter steele, all of his bodily features are way too strong it's kinda off-putting and creepy somehow, i once saw someone on tiktok call him a horse but in human skin and tbh that was a pretty good description. some metal dudes that were and still are very handsome are Mikael Åkerfeldt, Fenriz, Paul Landers, Waltteri Väyrynen and Niko Moilanen