The Hopeless Game You Need To Play

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  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 4 роки тому +4187

    "Technically, you'd die from dehydration first"
    That means the thirst bar empties faster, solved, drink first

    • @brettjenkins1645
      @brettjenkins1645 4 роки тому +344

      Yeah that’s what I’m thinking right now. The indecision would cease as soon as the thirst outweighed the hunger. Almost instantaneously if the rate of hunger and thirst accelerate differently

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 4 роки тому +74

      you eat first food has water present in it

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune 4 роки тому +124

      @@_ruted so, watermelon?

    • @NotaPlagueDoctor300
      @NotaPlagueDoctor300 4 роки тому +169

      Alternative answer:drink bagel bites and eat mountain dew..solved

    • @Sentient_Blob
      @Sentient_Blob 4 роки тому +49

      Rage of ores The pizza bagels are very salty, they would increase your thirst levels

  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt 4 роки тому +12152

    Haven't finished the video yet but I'm assuming I won

    • @stashthevampede
      @stashthevampede 4 роки тому +47

      Hah!

    • @bigmangabe
      @bigmangabe 4 роки тому +302

      Even if you lose pretend you win no matter what.

    • @Markovian_
      @Markovian_ 4 роки тому +153

      Whang! Well you got my vote!

    • @l0serb0i
      @l0serb0i 4 роки тому +71

      Hey Whang! My wife loves your videos...wait

    • @theunholybanana4745
      @theunholybanana4745 4 роки тому +16

      Whang Gang for the win!

  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 4 роки тому +1373

    "Well technically (you die) of dehydration first"
    That's exactly why if you are equally both hungry _and_ thirsty, you drink first

    • @rainydeestar
      @rainydeestar 3 роки тому +6

      Eating food is easier

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 3 роки тому +109

      ​@@rainydeestar It takes much longer for the body to process food than it does drink
      And eating is not easier than drinking, you gotta chew when you eat, but when drinking you only have to swallow

    • @rainydeestar
      @rainydeestar 3 роки тому +7

      @@Deathnotefan97 Idk, if i was in that situation, I would see that first I would have to open the bottle
      And so, first I would put the food in my mouth, and then open the bottle and drink

    • @puckie643
      @puckie643 3 роки тому +36

      @@rainydeestar But you also have to move the food aaaall the way to your mouth and then chew it
      What kinda logic is that lmao

    • @rainydeestar
      @rainydeestar 3 роки тому +6

      @@puckie643 The time I open the bottle, I would have already stuffed something in my mouth

  • @kjoc70
    @kjoc70 4 роки тому +2367

    "Well, technically, dehydration first."
    I guess that answers whether you should eat or drink first.

    • @Knightway1
      @Knightway1 4 роки тому +18

      @Fernando the MI HOY MINOY I saw it change in front of my eyes

    • @therainbowknight
      @therainbowknight 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah that's what I thought

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 4 роки тому +6

      And as always, thanks for waaaa- not so fast!

    • @amayurubashaka3608
      @amayurubashaka3608 4 роки тому +20

      @Maximal's Personal Profile Yeah but still, you would have more time to eat the food later than drink and you might not get as much water as you need from the food.

    • @GoldieDoggy
      @GoldieDoggy 4 роки тому +8

      @Maximal's Personal Profile but if it is between a drink and salty food (like the bagel bites), it's better to drink than make yourself even more thirsty

  • @Vijwal
    @Vijwal 4 роки тому +2338

    Vsause: or is it?
    Vsause2: Right? *WRONG*

    • @steveliu9995
      @steveliu9995 4 роки тому +84

      Vsause 2: Right? Wrong. Vsauce: Or is it?

    • @gearbreaker9645
      @gearbreaker9645 4 роки тому +21

      Vsauce2 slogan right there

    • @mellylivestreams2008
      @mellylivestreams2008 4 роки тому +15

      you forgot vsauce 3

    • @datboyace13
      @datboyace13 4 роки тому +22

      I don't know why I started hearing that little inquisitive jingle that plays as soon as he says "or is it?"

    • @FenrizNNN
      @FenrizNNN 3 роки тому +22

      How about Vsauce 4?
      We don't talk about that here

  • @someone-dv4yv
    @someone-dv4yv 3 роки тому +526

    “Do i eat or drink”
    “You have access to both of them, they’re right in front of you”

    • @lumihasmilk
      @lumihasmilk 3 роки тому +20

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @aionair77
      @aionair77 3 роки тому +1

      I don't have this problem...😀

    • @manyworldsin1
      @manyworldsin1 3 роки тому +6

      Food contains water. Water does not contain food. You will also retain water better if you eat first and then drink water, Assuming you are not so dehydrated that swallowing would be injurious.

    • @BIastoises
      @BIastoises 3 роки тому +3

      @@manyworldsin1 unless someone else drinks that water and the food in their mouth goes to that water

    • @godsleftcheek
      @godsleftcheek 2 роки тому +3

      @@manyworldsin1 mountain dew has tons of calories

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 4 роки тому +984

    The fact that Zack didnt go for the "listen here fat" shtick upsets me to my core.

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 4 роки тому +58

      look fat come on fat

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +8

      One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear hara

    • @goosebumper88
      @goosebumper88 4 роки тому +8

      @@Duenschissdoktor We'll do push ups, jumping jacks, run a marathon, organize a militia, go on a date, kiss passionately. Whatever you want to do, I'll prove I'm fit

    • @MLG_1738
      @MLG_1738 4 роки тому +3

      "And I'll tell you something else"

    • @Hal9000ize
      @Hal9000ize 4 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY You're getting nervous man!

  • @psychicpebbles
    @psychicpebbles 4 роки тому +5602

    ermmm i better landslide

    • @Hal9000ize
      @Hal9000ize 4 роки тому +84

      I'm leaking worm odyssey and you can't stop me

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 4 роки тому +44

      Erm, you better slide on that belly first little mister

    • @HarryWuzHere
      @HarryWuzHere 4 роки тому +15

      erm indeed

    • @godawful5600
      @godawful5600 4 роки тому +41

      when is the live debate between you and Whang?

    • @SPAMMAN123456789
      @SPAMMAN123456789 4 роки тому +18

      Goblins have been under the boot of UA-cam for TOO LONG!

  • @louismei5695
    @louismei5695 4 роки тому +200

    0:40 - Decision-theory paradox by Jean Buridan
    4:48 - Hotelling's Law by Harold Hotelling
    6:33 - C. Northcote Parkinson problem by C. Northcote Parkinson
    7:13 - "Tyanny of Small Decisions" by Alfred E. Khan
    7:25 - Sayre's Law by Wallace Stanley Sayre
    9:18 - "Abilene Paradox" by Jerry B. Harvey
    9:41 - Arrow's Impossibility Theorem by Kenneth J. Arrow
    10:42 - Greek Sorites Paradox (Unknown author)
    11:19 - Anthony Down's Paradox of Voting by Anthony Downs
    11:27 - Apportionment Paradox by Peyton Young and Michel Balinski
    11:34 - Population Paradox (Unknown author)
    11:43 - Hans-Werner Sinn's 'Green Paradox' by Hans-Werner Sinns

    • @kiwifruit2245
      @kiwifruit2245 3 роки тому +3

      thanks

    • @ccuny1
      @ccuny1 3 роки тому +1

      10:22 The Condorcet Paradox (Nicolas de Condorcet).

    • @ruilindeng4301
      @ruilindeng4301 Рік тому

      Man really did a Works Cited page for Vsauce

  • @lotoa3383
    @lotoa3383 4 роки тому +1801

    Vsauce: "Hotelling's law"
    Me: "looks like it's something they discovered studying hotels"
    Vsauce: "... By economist Harold Hotelling"
    Me: oh..

    • @Kre8-1duH
      @Kre8-1duH 4 роки тому +20

      Exactly me too lol

    • @ElijahJD1126
      @ElijahJD1126 4 роки тому +17

      Exactly my thought process.

    • @jamesalewis
      @jamesalewis 4 роки тому +23

      I've heard it explained... using actual hotels... so I was already familiar, just not with the knowledge that it's the guy's name

    • @crimxon_falcon6922
      @crimxon_falcon6922 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @william7yifans
      @william7yifans 4 роки тому

      @@jamesalewis The way I understand it is that if you told two people to guess a number between 1 and 100, in order, optimal choice dictates that the first person chooses 50/51 and the second person chooses the other, and any other number will yield you a sub 50% chance of winning. If each customer counts as one of the numbers, then rather than probability it can represent the population you cover

  • @sswpp8908
    @sswpp8908 4 роки тому +721

    Goblins are severely underrepresented in government which is why Zach has my vote.

    • @StrattonDraws
      @StrattonDraws 4 роки тому +8

      Ted Cruz needs a friend

    • @Rickety3263
      @Rickety3263 4 роки тому +8

      GLM!

    • @ptr4410
      @ptr4410 4 роки тому +10

      Trump made an official statement on h3's pod that he will ban goblins and witches which is atrocious and must be looked into. I vote for Zach to undermine these racist preconceptions.

    • @EnigmacTheFirst
      @EnigmacTheFirst 4 роки тому +1

      idon'tevenknowanymore based?

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 роки тому +4

      @@cantrememberwhatimdoin I knew a kid who went to my school, they had green skin. He also had no ears, or ear holes. Yeah, he was pretty strange, not as strange as one of the other classmates I had, but still strange.

  • @corruptedsmurf260
    @corruptedsmurf260 Рік тому +26

    Years ago, a customer told me about the 5-2-1 method of decision making. In this context, it was for deciding where to eat. His wife would list 5 restaurants, he would pick 2 of those 5, then she would pick 1 of the last 2. Always wondered how that would pan out in an election...

  • @vertigo1372
    @vertigo1372 4 роки тому +961

    Just dip the bagel bites in the Mountain Dew. Problem solved.

    • @greenscreengamer8008
      @greenscreengamer8008 4 роки тому +46

      Your profile makes this so much better

    • @judejohnson3668
      @judejohnson3668 4 роки тому +27

      Right? WRONG!

    • @jamesstanley6613
      @jamesstanley6613 4 роки тому +52

      But do you dip the bagel bites in the mountain dew, or pour the mountain dew on the bagel bites?

    • @shaun1446
      @shaun1446 4 роки тому +8

      Vsauce:listin here you little smarty

    • @shaun1446
      @shaun1446 4 роки тому +2

      There are 2 gas stores and you are hungry 1 has low gas price but high food price the other one has low food price but high gas prices which gas store will you chose

  • @WolfeSpeider
    @WolfeSpeider 4 роки тому +1422

    Remember, a vote for Zach is a vote for Worm Odyssey. So basically this is a no-brainer.

    • @archedzero4398
      @archedzero4398 4 роки тому +31

      All I want to know is, what is his explanation for the shortage of pokemon cards and sonic the hedgehog figures in our country

    • @MikesBigWorkshop
      @MikesBigWorkshop 4 роки тому +26

      @@archedzero4398 That was Cory's doing.

    • @connorbiel
      @connorbiel 4 роки тому

      layne staley 👌🏼

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Рік тому +8

    This perfectly explains the effectiveness of "sleeping on it". By allowing yourself to take a step back, and forgetting the details, it allows you to actually make the choice easier. Not saying it'll be better, I don't know that, but easier.

  • @varvaramir
    @varvaramir 4 роки тому +599

    Kevin be like:
    "1+1 is 2. right? WRONG!!!

    • @cinvest2411
      @cinvest2411 4 роки тому +27

      It's 10 in binary btw.

    • @nicolastorres147
      @nicolastorres147 4 роки тому +1

      Well, it could be 0 in Z/2Z

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 3 роки тому +5

      It’s 1.9999999999999 repeating.

    • @peckychicken
      @peckychicken 3 роки тому +4

      Someone once proved it and it took them 362 pieces of paper

    • @God-gi9iu
      @God-gi9iu 3 роки тому +1

      Oo

  • @ronswanson1704
    @ronswanson1704 4 роки тому +248

    Just with the fact that Zach is hiding one Tomar Emerald in his greasy grasps means that he will undoubtedly win.

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 4 роки тому +7

      Hadel chuckled. “You mean the Tomar Emeralds?”

  • @chrisiscool
    @chrisiscool 4 роки тому +14

    "Whould you eat or drink?"
    Me, who just putted the food in my mouth at same time as i am drinking water : wha?

  • @Mauripsu
    @Mauripsu 4 роки тому +247

    "Technically dehadration first"
    Then drink first

    • @randomtori1878
      @randomtori1878 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah and there's plenty of calories in the mountain dew

    • @58mph48
      @58mph48 4 роки тому +25

      Mountain dew contains excessive amounts of sodium, sugar, and caffeine. Each of these (especially sodium) take water to metabolize/offset, meaning drinking the mountain dew could mean death coming even sooner. The bagel, bites, on the other hand, were previously frozen, meaning the moisture in them is all on the top. Almost all food has moisture as almost all sugary drinks have calories.

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 4 роки тому +10

      @@58mph48 Just drink the MD and after that eat the bagels

    • @kari548
      @kari548 3 роки тому

      But there's sauce in the bites

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 3 роки тому

      @Patrick Schmalstig 58 mph is Vsauce's alt and none of us know

  • @IamtheSun100
    @IamtheSun100 4 роки тому +543

    I’m gonna be completely honest, Zach could say he plans on making a death ray to melt the ice caps and kill ALL polar bears and I’d still vote for him

  • @Joe_Potts
    @Joe_Potts 4 роки тому +51

    Vote for Madness OR Cheese??
    Why not both?! Vote for the Daedric Prince Sheogorath!!!!

  • @BattletoDeath
    @BattletoDeath 4 роки тому +118

    The greatest collab I've ever seen.

    • @swansonjoe7121
      @swansonjoe7121 4 роки тому +4

      So happy to see kevin call Zach a goblin is all I needed

    • @gaganzanwar
      @gaganzanwar 4 роки тому

      For me second greatest the greatest is Infinity Was

  • @nh8489
    @nh8489 4 роки тому +114

    3:21
    Nobody:
    Kevin: "I've got gas!"

    • @Guardrailkid
      @Guardrailkid 4 роки тому +9

      Me whenever i eat beans

    • @freds_chess
      @freds_chess 4 роки тому

      loolololollololololololololollollloloooooololollooololoollololololoolloll9l9lolololololololo

  • @peckychicken
    @peckychicken 3 роки тому +16

    Vsauce: "hm eat or drink?"
    Me: "just do both"

  • @Dr3Mc3Ninja
    @Dr3Mc3Ninja 4 роки тому +287

    Cult of Pebbles.
    He will ensure I am looked after, when I am green and retired.

    • @Scarecrow2140
      @Scarecrow2140 4 роки тому +8

      he will guarantee the tomar emeralds are found and put in the hands of our goblin overlord

  • @SrSeed
    @SrSeed 4 роки тому +88

    Seems like Zach got lost and ended up here. Poor little fella... Hope he manages to survive this winter.

  • @mind-gap2020
    @mind-gap2020 4 роки тому +6

    the possibility of experiments with this is ... amazing

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 4 роки тому +39

    I’ve never seen Zach animated so closely to what he actually looks like

  • @rootboyfloat
    @rootboyfloat 4 роки тому +21

    I cried at the pebbles speech, truly inspirational .

  • @planet4170
    @planet4170 4 роки тому +27

    Kevin's kids:
    1) „I ate the last cookie right? WRONG!“
    2) „I have to go to the dentist right? WRONG!
    3)...right? WRONG!
    continue if u have better examples

    • @alisonabrooks
      @alisonabrooks 4 роки тому +4

      I have to stop playing Xbox? Right? WRONG!

    • @pigman6954
      @pigman6954 3 роки тому

      I got in trouble at school? Right? WRONG!

    • @yipp-7841
      @yipp-7841 3 роки тому

      I did my homework right? WRONG

    • @anthonyjarvis6037
      @anthonyjarvis6037 3 роки тому

      When kevin’s kids grow up
      You did your homework, right? WRONG!
      You did your chores, right? WRONG!
      You ate your vegetables, right? WRONGGGG!!!!

    • @pussinboots9983
      @pussinboots9983 3 роки тому

      Am I adopted, right? WRONG! *starts crying*

  • @maxrona137
    @maxrona137 4 роки тому +59

    Kevin: Eat Bagel Bites or Drink Mountain Dew?
    4 out of 5 doctors: NO!

    • @Bradex.
      @Bradex. 4 роки тому +2

      How many doctors did you ask? A lot and cherry picked the best group?

  • @grugthecaveman4565
    @grugthecaveman4565 4 роки тому +300

    “Go Green and Retired” Vote PsychicPebbles

    • @Kascaded
      @Kascaded 4 роки тому +10

      Always remember that he is green and retired.

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kascaded But also remember the extremely important fact that he is retired and green.

    • @Kascaded
      @Kascaded 4 роки тому +4

      Plinko Penguin indeed, it is important to take note that he in in fact GREEN and he is also RETIRED.

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 4 роки тому +4

      You three seem to be forgetting the fact that this individual is entirely green, as well as retired.

  • @AliAhmad-yi8ss
    @AliAhmad-yi8ss 2 роки тому +2

    I love the ,“right? WRONG!!!!!”

  • @doggoincorporated3686
    @doggoincorporated3686 4 роки тому +119

    Me: says something
    Vsauce: WRONG

  • @soberhippie
    @soberhippie 4 роки тому +392

    "Choose Wisely"??? But Wisely is not on the candidate list
    Another of my dad jokes. I'm getting good at it

  • @wihatmi5510
    @wihatmi5510 11 місяців тому +1

    If you only have (dry) food available and no drinks and considering that it's easier to die of thirst than from starvation, I always thought it would be wiser to leave the food and drink your own urine. Salts are excreted through urine and if you continue to consume salts through food, the salt content in your urine will eventually become so concentrated that you will die of thirst just by drinking it. But if you don't eat any food, the salt content in your urine doesn't increase, which is why you would probably survive longer and not die of thirst, as if you tried to fight the much less acute death from starvation with food. Could any medical professional confirm or disprove my assumption?

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 4 роки тому +38

    “Democracy is the worst form of government, except for everything else we’ve tried.

  • @QuilloManar
    @QuilloManar 4 роки тому +75

    “Like a couple who’s constantly fighting over whether the toilet paper feeds from the front or from the wrong side.”

  • @theamazingcj2748
    @theamazingcj2748 4 роки тому +12

    Every time Kevin says "WRONG" I'm reminded of the Spongebob episode where he learns to make a krabby patty. It was one of my favorite episodes as a kid and idk why.

    • @onlookerofthings6029
      @onlookerofthings6029 3 роки тому

      Pretty much everyone agrees the Krusty Krab Training Video episode is one of the best

  • @kugelblitzingularity304
    @kugelblitzingularity304 4 роки тому +124

    'Be selfish when making decisions', got it

    • @SiMeGamer
      @SiMeGamer 4 роки тому +21

      Not saying you didn't mean it positively, but just in case, here's a little breakdown of what selfishness means in the context of decision making. If your family is very important to you and you want them to enjoy themselves more than whatever other alternatives you have, then it would be selfish to facilitate their enjoyment. Selfishness is a very misunderstood concept that is usually applied wrongly(?) in cases of egomania. Helping others is selfish more often than not. Being a teacher or donating to a charity is usually done because you value what you do. Not because you a ethically obligated. That's what teachers are. They are selfish. They teach others because they love doing that. I personally love teaching and have been a tutor many times without pay because I simply wanted to and found it extremely fun. People don't help others because they believe in the idea of helping others being the right ethical choice (most of the time). Helping others selflessly is idiotic because it has no rational referent in reality. It's an ethically fallacious decision because altruism as a leading ethic (sadly the leading ethic in most of the world) is fundamentally fallacious. It has no basis outside of faith (why is sacrificing values for others' sake the right choice? The answer is always "because it is" and not because there is an actual reason - there isn't). Always be rationally selfish. Always do what you value the most. If it's to play a video game or help a friend in need, ultimately the best choice is the selfish one. The one you value the most. And if you value your friends, helping them would usually take precedent and you will be extremely happy with your choice because the value gained is greater than the one from the video game. Sometimes it's the opposite. Introspect and refer back to past decisions to be able to make choices faster and see if they were indeed the right ones.
      As for the video, it deals with indecisions usually lead by perfectionist mindsets. If there is no clear cut choice and it would take too long to make a decision, just flip a coin or go with what's good enough. Read "The Paradox of Choice" for more on that topic. Great book that will help you a ton if you are a perfectionist or deal in pretty much any avenue - especially business of consumer goods and services.
      So go out there and be rationally selfish. It will take you far and make you happier than ever :]

    • @josefanon8504
      @josefanon8504 4 роки тому +1

      @@SiMeGamer
      love your reply
      even though nothing in it wasnt allready on my mind, its still a great write-up of all aspects!
      thanks

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 4 роки тому +1

      @@SiMeGamer you're one of the more intelligent of the many commenters on youtube. that comment reads like something I would write, but no longer, having wasted too much time on the low intelligence demographic that is all too common these days.

    • @TheRealBrit
      @TheRealBrit 4 роки тому

      @@SiMeGamer I believe the answer is not infact "because it is" but actually "because it maximises the happiness of those involved at large" you can look at the abilene paradox being a factor for a couple of reasons, either dishonesty or ignorance. They are either being dishonest for not answering what they truthfully want to do or they are being ignorant for assuming that they know the others want to go. Besides if they truly valued making others happy going because you made the assumption that everyone one wanted to go and youre making them happy by going would make you happy therefore everyone would be truly happy about going because everybody is making everybody happy and that's what they value.
      If each of them said "I don't want to go but I'll would like everyone else to be happy so I'll go if everyone wants to and be happy about it" then they wouldn't go. If you are selfish when considering your own wants but selfless about the final choice then that would maximise the overall happiness.

  • @dignelberrt
    @dignelberrt 4 роки тому +138

    Isn't Ssoyoung the woman who was inhumanely decapitating squids and brutalizing animals

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra 4 роки тому +23

      I don't know but if she isn't, she's not doing enough to separate her image.

    • @skyborne01
      @skyborne01 4 роки тому +40

      Yes she is. Absolutely disgusting

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +29

      She's horrible what was he thinking bringing attention to her

    • @Shampoid
      @Shampoid 4 роки тому +9

      @@zyaicob to make her look worse

    • @Miguel-yh7le
      @Miguel-yh7le 4 роки тому +2

      Grungus In the ranking part he put her at last

  • @jomiar309
    @jomiar309 4 роки тому +2

    I am always delighted by your videos, and always seem to forget how awesome they are until I'm watching one. You are a true visionary!

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 4 роки тому +609

    vsauce, flammy here

  • @stylesmarshall6990
    @stylesmarshall6990 4 роки тому +104

    The cult of pebbles has cheese. Is this even a question?

    • @BuhBaBiBeBo
      @BuhBaBiBeBo 4 роки тому +1

      Yes. Which Cheese?

    • @aesthetic4270
      @aesthetic4270 4 роки тому

      @@BuhBaBiBeBo any

    • @nyashaavrilchikowore7032
      @nyashaavrilchikowore7032 4 роки тому

      @@aesthetic4270 I thought you were dead

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 роки тому

      If you have more than a thousand subscribers and want to not participate in a battle royal then yes

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 3 роки тому +1

      Implying the other one doesn’t have cheese as well? You see, this is how the cult got you.. I should pick up their strategies..

  • @richamishra59
    @richamishra59 10 місяців тому +1

    6:01
    DOES THE FINGER THINGY WITH THOSE APPLES
    ME - STARTS GETTING UNCOMFORTABLE

  • @VZPZ
    @VZPZ 4 роки тому +371

    Isn't ssoyoung the muk banger who tortures the live animals she eats and laughs about it...?

    • @pentilex4338
      @pentilex4338 4 роки тому +39

      Yeah pretty based

    • @birdman217
      @birdman217 4 роки тому +126

      @@jjb0nks I think eating an intelligent animal alive is different than killing an animal instantly

    • @Pupqet
      @Pupqet 4 роки тому +67

      @@birdman217 She also enjoys it and laughs about it ffs

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh that’s kind of normalized in the world... not the “torturing animals and laughing about it”, but the terrible conditions those animals are put through before they’re eaten. Besides, preparing and consuming live animals is a cultural tradition with very deep roots. If you want Ssoyoung to stop for good, it’s gonna take a social reform of the largest scale possible across all of Korea.
      Do some more research next time, yeah?

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 роки тому +11

      Tusk Act 4
      Animals in slaughter houses ain’t exactly given the best living conditions either...

  • @justinstuder7703
    @justinstuder7703 4 роки тому +144

    I feel like more people should be teaching their children about the Abilene Paradox as a way to help them be comfortable with sharing how they truly feel. My family certainly fell victim to senseless decisions like this over the years and I had to learn the hard way that it's okay to be selfish in some cases.

    • @Jason75913
      @Jason75913 4 роки тому +6

      based
      actually, just improve overall parenting throughout the population, that would help the country and society overall

    • @Birdylockso
      @Birdylockso 4 роки тому +6

      , yes, our family of 5 had this problem years ago deciding where to eat out at, until I, as the father, decided that each person will take turns to be the authoritarian each week and make a decision that others will follow. Problem solved. It also teaches the weekly "authoritarian" to make a balanced decision.

    • @tyeo1864
      @tyeo1864 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like people should be teaching their children more about the Worm Odyssey... just my opinion

    • @the4spaceconstantstetraqua886
      @the4spaceconstantstetraqua886 3 роки тому

      That's what a vote is all about!

    • @ruilindeng4301
      @ruilindeng4301 Рік тому

      my family's the complete opposite I've been trying to voice disagreement with literally everything they do and they just don't care and drag me along with their decisions that I never agreed to anyways

  • @kazavali2029
    @kazavali2029 4 роки тому +2

    their is probably a paradox that says that I should exist, but here I am now...

  • @TheOrtegaMediaLLC
    @TheOrtegaMediaLLC 4 роки тому +16

    VSauce uploads... you drop everything and watch

  • @Mentally_Will
    @Mentally_Will 4 роки тому +94

    Jeez, who had "Whang and Zach as guests in a Vsauce video" on their "weird 2020 stuff" bingo card?

    • @DAndyLord
      @DAndyLord 4 роки тому +2

      I had Whang and Zach Anner. So close.

    • @Idunno-b8g
      @Idunno-b8g 4 роки тому +1

      I did. For all my squares. I have ultra bingo right now. Still waiting for my ultra bingo prize.

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 4 роки тому

      I had Ron Jeremy and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. So close.

  • @zander2510
    @zander2510 4 роки тому +2

    Wasn't sure if I should have liked or shared this video. So I just did both, don't regret.
    Dang this video hit deep, thanks kevin.

  • @TheJudoJoker
    @TheJudoJoker 4 роки тому +59

    Whang wasn't my first choice, but there's no way I'm letting Pebbles have another term after "the incident"

    • @jeddicus9916
      @jeddicus9916 4 роки тому +5

      You mean the largest shooting in history that was carried out by a goblin, that Pebbles EVEN NOW refuses to comment on?

    • @adamtopher3633
      @adamtopher3633 4 роки тому +4

      Sshhhh!! We don't mention the... *Looks both directions and whispers* the incident.

  • @prestondenoo2886
    @prestondenoo2886 4 роки тому +18

    "Fighting to the death sounds bad. But I do like cheese"

  • @saintarj4552
    @saintarj4552 3 роки тому +1

    I'm trying to work out what the first question was about

  • @CLUSTERFVCK
    @CLUSTERFVCK 4 роки тому +11

    “hey vsauce”
    “*i havent eaten in days*”

  • @BlitzkriegBryce
    @BlitzkriegBryce 4 роки тому +8

    My loins are sweating with love for both
    EDIT: I still don’t know what this is about but I’m glad I can have a “favorite vs favorite” as opposed to candidates today where it is “choose the lesser evil”

  • @tajaloe
    @tajaloe 4 роки тому +1

    Your drinking to eating ratio based on the average human metabolism and statistics gathered from SAS survival training activities is roughly 4.5/1, that is for every 4 and one half rations of water you should consume one ration of food. Use these numbers to determine your priority based on the last food or water ration you had taken.

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 4 роки тому +10

    “A fight to the death sounds bad....but I do like cheese!”

  • @CsanadCzToth
    @CsanadCzToth 4 роки тому +50

    MS is a 34 years old male presenting to the emergency room because he ate sushi at Kevin's Gas Station.

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio 3 роки тому +2

    Kevin: If I run some amazing gas station sushi campaign....
    Chubbyemu music: *Starts playing*

  • @paradox811
    @paradox811 4 роки тому +99

    I still don't know what this video is about

    • @IoT_
      @IoT_ 4 роки тому +12

      You've probably been waiting this video to comment for four years.

    • @strawberry_boicake
      @strawberry_boicake 4 роки тому

      that's ironic not paradoxical

    • @benjabby
      @benjabby 4 роки тому +2

      He couldn't decide what it should be about

    • @robinbruce7838
      @robinbruce7838 4 роки тому

      Logic traps and paradoxes known as decision theory. Where the logically most optimal / best choice can be the most irrational and worst choice just by matter of how we think and where impeccable logic becomes irrational decision making just by existing. Really interesting really :).

  • @Aaovio
    @Aaovio 4 роки тому +24

    Me: *dips bagel bite in mountain dew*

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 роки тому +2

      Aaovio ah yes’ the negotiator

  • @MrLonomia
    @MrLonomia 4 роки тому +1

    I think the minimum grains of sand to make a heap is 4.
    By definition, a heap is "an untidy collection of objects placed haphazardly on top of each other."
    This requires at least 2 levels, one on top of the other. The top layer will have one element. The bottom needs to provide a stable foothold, which we all know is made of 3 contact points minimum. This setup will also provide a heapy conical shape
    So 4

    • @jacobmorgan7553
      @jacobmorgan7553 3 роки тому

      you can make a heap with just 2 by that definition, a smaller grain of sand on top of a larger grain of sand

    • @MrLonomia
      @MrLonomia 3 роки тому

      @@jacobmorgan7553 that is called a stack XD

  • @huhneat1076
    @huhneat1076 4 роки тому +161

    Chidi explaining to Ellenor why he has to stress over literally everything

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 4 роки тому +12

      are you a fan of the *nice area* show?

    • @rain9440
      @rain9440 4 роки тому +2

      The good place!

    • @huhneat1076
      @huhneat1076 4 роки тому +10

      The decent location

    • @rain9440
      @rain9440 4 роки тому +11

      Fine neighboorhood

    • @huhneat1076
      @huhneat1076 4 роки тому +10

      @@rain9440 the Presentable Town

  • @alyssum3143
    @alyssum3143 4 роки тому +150

    Honestly, the goblin man has me roped in with his promise to protect government officials from all sexual assault allegations. Not only that but his idea to separate people based on IQ really struck me as a good idea.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 роки тому +1

      IQ is a terrible measure of intelligence

  • @gsczo
    @gsczo 3 роки тому +4

    I have always wondered about this and it feels so good to finally have a logical answer, I've never understood why competitors were so close to each other, like, wtf? Now I get it, what a relief lol!

  • @michaelnelson1270
    @michaelnelson1270 4 роки тому +16

    My advice when faced with a decision: flip a coin and be right half the time, better odds than agonizing over it will get you.

    • @maccrew612
      @maccrew612 3 роки тому +1

      I just choose based on alphabetical order.

    • @Squagglimole
      @Squagglimole Рік тому +1

      Sociologically, you're supposed to flip the coin, and while the coin is in the air, you will already know what you want, and no longer have to rely on the coin-flip.

  • @mightbeahuman3442
    @mightbeahuman3442 4 роки тому +18

    Him: right?
    Me: I can see where this is going

  • @abstract0407
    @abstract0407 4 роки тому +3

    New Title idea: Thinking with common sense with extra steps

  • @jeanlain9442
    @jeanlain9442 4 роки тому +11

    Vsause: I got gas and I'm going to open up a pharmacy

  • @ZenkaiBoostx
    @ZenkaiBoostx 4 роки тому +8

    As soon as he said “let’s hear from pebbles” an ad with vladmir putin came up 😂😂

  • @koala3534
    @koala3534 4 роки тому +4

    5:51 I just pick which apple is more red and has no bruises

  • @terryoconnor5262
    @terryoconnor5262 4 роки тому +20

    The writers of this would be of great use to teachers in lesson planning; students would actually ENJOY school more and learn more as a result!! Keep up the amazing work you do guys!! 🇬🇧

  • @YoungTheFish
    @YoungTheFish 4 роки тому +7

    Kevin: Right?
    Also Kevin: WRONG!!!

  • @okenwaayomikun
    @okenwaayomikun 2 роки тому +2

    From the amount of energy he put into this video, he is definiterly not hungry, or thirsty.

  • @viktorashistan7207
    @viktorashistan7207 4 роки тому +252

    Im sorry, but why would you even acknowledge squid-torturing-girl?

    • @vedvod
      @vedvod 4 роки тому +48

      extremist opinion? representative of the hyperconservative/hyperliberal or whatever party that's always present?

    • @viktorashistan7207
      @viktorashistan7207 4 роки тому +22

      @@vedvod fair enough, yeah now i just thought about it

    • @tannerman46
      @tannerman46 4 роки тому +6

      Farmed animals also feel pain and it's cruel to hurt them. Pigs, for example, are gassed in a way that suffocates them while burning their eyes, throat, and mouth. They scream in pain and thrash about to eventually pass out. Then they have their throats slit. This is how we get bacon and pork. So maybe we should just eat more plant-based food instead.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 4 роки тому +15

      @@tannerman46 a lot of your plant based foods are still alive when you eat them. They may not have pain receptors or brains but how can you definitively say they aren't suffering?
      Edit: Also, why advocate for the adoption of veganism or vegetarianism instead of more humane slaughterhouses?

    • @tannerman46
      @tannerman46 4 роки тому +4

      @@reanetsemoleleki8219 do you actually care about the suffering of plants?

  • @CadetGriffin
    @CadetGriffin 4 роки тому +35

    "Sweat and dad's farts"
    That could explain why Lex Luthor hates him so much and why Batman doesn't always get along with him.

  • @sadkfjasdkl4543
    @sadkfjasdkl4543 4 роки тому +5

    2:40 pebbles has my vote

  • @cyberdimi1100
    @cyberdimi1100 4 роки тому +4

    It’s amazing how this guy can make the most simple question soo complicated

  • @xaveur.aa1
    @xaveur.aa1 4 роки тому +47

    So thats why glow squid won over iceologer。

    • @ashleapatterson82
      @ashleapatterson82 4 роки тому +11

      no, iceologer's loss was caused because of multiple rounds allowing moobloom and glow squid voters to team up to prevent a possible 2nd phantom. solution: passive and hostile mobs need seperate votes

    • @adelk6239
      @adelk6239 3 роки тому

      @@ashleapatterson82 thank you

    • @siennaq5553
      @siennaq5553 3 роки тому

      @@ashleapatterson82 Minecraft needs to remove carpet

  • @The1Rausch
    @The1Rausch 4 роки тому +1

    i like the background music
    a lot

  • @dc_dachi
    @dc_dachi 4 роки тому +64

    What is with Zach's obsession with Thunderdome-style death match events?

    • @Dilb3rtext
      @Dilb3rtext 4 роки тому +10

      He’s looking for someone to finally end his streak

    • @Shifty989
      @Shifty989 4 роки тому +5

      If that doesn't scream fun for whole family to you then I don't know what is

    • @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS
      @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS 4 роки тому +1

      He joined the cult of jeff bandelun and also appreciates his love of the thunderdome

  • @Differentox
    @Differentox 4 роки тому +32

    Definitely have fallen victim to the Abilene Paradox. I made some baguettes that were really good and offered the last one to someone else to be polite, saying, "I'll eat it if you dont."
    "Okay I guess I'll eat it," she said, and I could tell she didnt want it, she just didnt want it go to waste. If only she knew how much I wanted it, haha. Lose-lose for both of us :(

  • @dudep504
    @dudep504 4 роки тому +3

    "Right? WRONG!"
    ah, how i miss that phrase....
    The last time i heard it was like 5 minutes ago.

  • @codapi7441
    @codapi7441 4 роки тому +27

    Kevin: Right?
    Me: Duh, obviously.
    Kevin: WRONG!
    Me: i knew that.

  • @alberttus2328
    @alberttus2328 4 роки тому +38

    We need a six star system. For too long now we've been using a 5 star system as a way of knowingly putting content creators, 'in their place,' as UA-cam big wigs put it. Everyone gets 5 stars. 5 stars is a participation trophy in this millennial america. "Wow...thanks for clicking on the only option you had."
    6 STARS however. Wow now that's something there isn't it? With 6 stars, a whole additional star over 5 that is, we could finally begin to both differentiate between and appreciate the REAL content creators and the layabouts. And we like showing our hardworking content creators just how much we appreciate them, yes?
    #cultofpebbles

  • @ApolloWorks
    @ApolloWorks Рік тому

    I’m just here for the Zach cameo. 100% worth it

  • @ScannyProductions
    @ScannyProductions 4 роки тому +18

    I'm just worried Zach would center his policy around the game CROC.

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 4 роки тому +1

      "I saw the little creatures in cages and I thought hey, that's not so bad".

  • @bhaveesarna
    @bhaveesarna 4 роки тому +4

    The gap between his "right?" And "wrong!" is decreasing 👀

  • @Catman_321
    @Catman_321 4 роки тому +1

    Eat because there is probably water in the bagel bites
    Unless you burned them until they were 100%dry

  • @flicknotesruinmylife
    @flicknotesruinmylife 4 роки тому +8

    "Eat or drink?!"
    Ummm they're right in front of you, right? Why don't you just take both?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +8

    Bagel bites are a childhood treat but Mountain Dew is the epic gamer drink. Tough choice

  • @psyso-cleanedits8953
    @psyso-cleanedits8953 3 роки тому +6

    2:51 sounds so weird out of context

  • @sestinator
    @sestinator 4 роки тому +39

    One time I was at Wawa and I saw Zach, Tomar, and Jaxxi. I went over to say hi and shook their hands, but when I got into Tomar's grip he pulled me hard and threw me into Zach. Zach started screeching and then Jaxxi looked me in the eyes and Tomar saw it. Tomar started hitting her and Zach's screaming gave me goosepimples all over my body.
    Overall cool guys.

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 4 роки тому +36

    Whang gang sounds appealing but I’m sorry, we’ve never had a goblin president before, and I’d like to see more representation in office, so I’m going with the cult of pebbles

    • @Zakjuh
      @Zakjuh 4 роки тому +3

      So brave and courageous. We'll finally have a goblin president, I'm so proud of how far we've come!

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 роки тому +1

      You just want to rise in power and population to become the oppressors.
      Goblinstate.

  • @thebrazilianluigi2142
    @thebrazilianluigi2142 3 роки тому +51

    Why tf is ssoyung an candidate she eats living cute octopuses that just wanted to live their life in peace

    • @donk5058
      @donk5058 3 роки тому +2

      Yes because that octopus definitely wouldn’t have been shark food if not eaten by her

    • @thebrazilianluigi2142
      @thebrazilianluigi2142 3 роки тому +6

      @@donk5058 I think being eaten by her is at least 10x worse

    • @ThePeaterBeater
      @ThePeaterBeater 3 роки тому +2

      @@donk5058 so it’s okay to remove it from nature and eat it live while it’s out of water bc otherwise they would stay a part of the ocean ecosystem?

    • @eyeballqueenofrats
      @eyeballqueenofrats 3 роки тому +8

      at least sharks don’t skin animals alive and throw salt on the skinless alive creatures to watch them thrash in pain before eating them

    • @thebrazilianluigi2142
      @thebrazilianluigi2142 3 роки тому +1

      @@eyeballqueenofrats Also most of the time its reef sharks, aka even if a shark gets the octopus it wont kill it most of the time. Also even if it loses an arm it can regenerate with time. I completely agree with you, too.

  • @pknuttarlott4934
    @pknuttarlott4934 4 роки тому +7

    Before this begins. You drink first starting with small sips. You can survive weeks with no food but only days without water.

    • @DustinBones69
      @DustinBones69 4 роки тому +3

      That's the rule of 3... You can go;
      3 minutes without air.
      3 days without water.
      3 weeks without food.
      (Roughly) before it becomes life-threatening.

    • @willymammoth7043
      @willymammoth7043 4 роки тому +1

      @@DustinBones69 hold on I'm going to break the world record for breathing

    • @willymammoth7043
      @willymammoth7043 4 роки тому +1

      Actually I'm not doing it.

    • @itchywuss3511
      @itchywuss3511 3 роки тому

      no one is talking about liquid calories

  • @Edge-wx7hv
    @Edge-wx7hv 4 роки тому +10

    Drink, then eat. its hard to eat if ur throat's dry.
    4:26 is THAT how that one planet's economy got over-run by shoe stores?

  • @kevinkeywood1160
    @kevinkeywood1160 3 роки тому +1

    i cant believe you mentioned legend of dragoon. my 3rd disk was scratched and i was never able to finish that game. it still haunts me to this day.

  • @ShirotheWiseWolf
    @ShirotheWiseWolf 4 роки тому +12

    The Legend of Dragoon is fucking awesome. All time favourite game, made me smile so hard.

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 4 роки тому +1

      And I still have that FFVIII strategy guide.