The COMPLETE Alien Cinematic Timeline

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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2023
  • It’s time to get out of your hypersleep chambers, Alien fans! Resident Xenomorph enthusiast and last surviving member of the Nerdistromo, Adam Murray is signing on to break down the long and gooey history of the sci-fi horror franchise on today’s video!
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  • @Nerdist
    @Nerdist  3 місяці тому +56

    Saw your Alien comments and questions. And replied to some:
    ua-cam.com/video/m31-KDCmJg8/v-deo.html

    • @Lee.Willcox
      @Lee.Willcox 3 місяці тому +3

      Great video, thank you. I made my wife watch every single Alien and Predator movie last month. One each night including the AVP's. One other thing, I didn't realise that Frodo and Harry Potter had a kid, how are your parents 😜🤭

    • @MrBru1985
      @MrBru1985 3 місяці тому +5

      I just laugh my ass off at 20:50

    • @Lee.Willcox
      @Lee.Willcox 3 місяці тому +2

      @@MrBru1985 I did at the time and have now again 😆 Yeah, bloody idiots for sure 🤪

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y 2 місяці тому +2

      I love the leftist undertones in this video. "join a union" godd*mn right

    • @gold333
      @gold333 Місяць тому

      You really need to read the ACMTM. A:CM game ties into it perfectly. Shinyo Maru + Legato: blue in blue. Bishop 341-B in Aliens was nefarious after all. Search google

  • @jdarksun
    @jdarksun 5 місяців тому +1590

    "Heavily implying that Jesus Christ was an Engineer. Which is false. He was a carpenter." 😂

    • @thecalham
      @thecalham 5 місяців тому +32

      "Stoner"

    • @URBANAMERICANTAC
      @URBANAMERICANTAC 5 місяців тому +55

      In the cut scenes of Prometheus the engineer talks to David about Jesus being sent back to earth after being educated by them. The crucifying of Jesus and the violent nature of man is why they decided they were going to destroy humanity on earth. Of subject but a neat bit they cut out of the final film….. never mind, he just covered that in the video lol

    • @daveyjones5702
      @daveyjones5702 5 місяців тому +33

      he called himself a carpenter, but i don't remember the bible ever suggesting the dirty hippie ever had an actual job...

    • @mattm8870
      @mattm8870 5 місяців тому +20

      @@daveyjones5702 Actually others call Jesus a tektón in Mark which is translated as carpenter but it also covers stonemasonry and the better translation is builder-craftsman based on the actual usage elsewhere. The other time it used is about his father Joseph.
      Note this assumes that the word tektón is the correct word it might not be if the original story wasn't in Greek.

    • @jdarksun
      @jdarksun 5 місяців тому +22

      @@daveyjones5702 Keeping 12 other dudes out of trouble is a full time job.

  • @TheJeruvian
    @TheJeruvian 4 місяці тому +668

    Ripley finding out her daughter Amanda is dead "doesn't add anything"? Are you serious? It adds everything to the central relationship in the movie, that of Ripley and Newt!

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 місяці тому +91

      It's added EVERYTHING to the thematic elements. But it doesn't add anything of significance to the timeline

    • @windsonma8209
      @windsonma8209 4 місяці тому +26

      Right I Agree as it is through the Death of a Daughter for one of them and the Death of Both Parents for the is how Both Newt and Ridley was able to connect in such a personal manner. Which is why they see each other as Surrogate Parent and Surrogate Child for one another.

    • @Doubleohstevo
      @Doubleohstevo 4 місяці тому +10

      @@windsonma8209 Newt even calls Ripley 'mommy'.

    • @windsonma8209
      @windsonma8209 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Doubleohstevo Agreed I not noticed that in the Film but when the UA-cam Channel ''The Deep Dive' did their Aliens Film Analyses this Past October they meantion exctally that. But Thank You for Reminding me anyways. (In the Non Sarcastic Way of course)

    • @sigma0thee0enygma
      @sigma0thee0enygma 3 місяці тому +8

      Timeline..its adds nothing to the timeline

  • @mattduncil
    @mattduncil 4 місяці тому +332

    There is the theory that cyberdine used Dutch as the model for the T800 because of how good he was at defeating the Predator

    • @miketheburns
      @miketheburns 4 місяці тому +36

      shit, I really like that theory!

    • @RevDrCCoonansr
      @RevDrCCoonansr 4 місяці тому +25

      That would be a perfect use of the multiverse it all lives in. You should submit that.

    • @mattduncil
      @mattduncil 4 місяці тому

      @@RevDrCCoonansr ua-cam.com/video/AskjFwiDbkg/v-deo.htmlsi=YKMGvN6lmcJNgy83

    • @friedmandesigns
      @friedmandesigns 3 місяці тому +13

      _Cyberdyne_ Systems human envoy from future noting appreciation for your theory and the canonical lore addition. 😉

    • @Dr_C_Smith
      @Dr_C_Smith 3 місяці тому +1

      Add the word “subsidiary” and you have a fully functioning theory.

  • @shannondeville2298
    @shannondeville2298 4 місяці тому +348

    Taken over by Walmart is nearly as good as Taco Bell surviving the franchise wars in Demolition Man. XD

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 4 місяці тому +16

      Ah, Demolition Man! Classic.
      "Simon Phoenix, lie down on the ground, or else".
      "You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life...both seconds of it".

    • @heartlights
      @heartlights 4 місяці тому

      If we're gonna get technical, His dad was a builder, which in those days was sorta like an engineer. But calling Jesus a carpenter is like calling Paris Hilton a hotel owner; it's not her primary occupation.

    • @mysteriousfleas
      @mysteriousfleas 3 місяці тому +1

      Alien Resurrection was an utter blight on the series as was Alien Covenant, the latter having smarmy, shitty made-for-tv writing for sub 90 IQ people who think the idea of David creating the xenomorph was a "smart" idea.
      Disgusting.

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 3 місяці тому

      Joseph (not his real name) was a carpenter.
      Joseph also wasn't Jesus' father.
      And you say this, working on the basis that Jesus actually existed, which there's no evidence of.

    • @lordtrikkedirtymurder1968
      @lordtrikkedirtymurder1968 3 місяці тому +1

      They not just survived. They won. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell

  • @gregoryvn3
    @gregoryvn3 4 місяці тому +35

    Jones the Cat: still the smartest character in the entire Alien universes

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat Місяць тому +3

      Jonesy was mostly the smartest character. Mostly.

    • @r.g.kooper
      @r.g.kooper 29 днів тому +1

      @@whynottalklikeapirat I see what you did there :D Arrrr!

  • @lordpickle8424
    @lordpickle8424 3 місяці тому +117

    The scene where the hybrid gets sucked out through the window literally scarred me mentally for a while. As it was screaming you could hear it say "help me". That scene haunted me for quite a while afterward, I remember going to school the next day and it was all I could think about, lol. Just a truly horrific scene.

    • @vNill
      @vNill 3 місяці тому +10

      same, l watched that shit as a kid and it fucked me up, same with an american werewolf in london, l watched them again last week as an adult just to get the trauma out of me lol

    • @bobeczek01
      @bobeczek01 3 місяці тому +6

      Don't watch Blood Tomahawk then.....some scenes could stay with you for ever

    • @Infinity0205
      @Infinity0205 2 місяці тому +8

      That scene has also burned itself into my memories for ever. xD
      Idk. There is a lot of stuff wrong about the fourth movie I think, but they nailed the body-horror and gore.

    • @wollam11
      @wollam11 2 місяці тому +4

      My overwhelming emotion was pity for the thing- a monster. I guess that was intentional?

    • @oeliamoya9796
      @oeliamoya9796 2 місяці тому +3

      Same here my therapist suggested I stop watching anything except G rated Disney movies

  • @tekkingi6956
    @tekkingi6956 4 місяці тому +306

    I love the idea of a shared universe between Aliens and Bladerunner

    • @dmwalker24
      @dmwalker24 3 місяці тому +15

      Yeah, I'm going to call that historical fact. Don't care about the issues with the Bladerunner sequel, or the earliness in the timeline of the original Bladerunner. The connection is just too perfect. Both examples of attempts to profit from the control of nature, by way of the most depraved and exploitative business practices imaginable.

    • @jorgewilliams6041
      @jorgewilliams6041 3 місяці тому +8

      I think a real crossover with Bladerunner would be a great movie. Better than AvP anyway.

    • @FantasticExplorers
      @FantasticExplorers 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah Ridley Scott actually said they were in the same universe so IT'S OFFICIAL! 😉

    • @M05tly
      @M05tly 3 місяці тому +3

      There's a moment in the mist recently blade runner where you can see a ship similar to the silacco docked at port.

    • @TheMegamyGamer
      @TheMegamyGamer 3 місяці тому +1

      Wow great ridley scott is a genius (scarcastic cough)​@FantasticExplorers

  • @orinanime
    @orinanime 4 місяці тому +205

    Dude the writing and delivery of this timeline summary is top-notch. Entertaining and hilarious. Well done

    • @suporjustin
      @suporjustin 4 місяці тому +5

      Its really not tho, there are so many side tangents and forced jokes it throws off the story telling of the time line.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 місяці тому +2

      @@suporjustin I disagree.

    • @bmwofboganville456
      @bmwofboganville456 4 місяці тому +1

      No it's not, he's proud of doing surface-level research.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 місяці тому

      @@bmwofboganville456 well you're wrong. And nobody gives a shit about your opinion

    • @gregorm93
      @gregorm93 3 місяці тому +1

      @@bmwofboganville456 some of us are happy with surface-level-research views on the topic, though. Not all of us have the time nor the will to sit through 17 hours of canonical intricacies. 43min 13 sec, with a side-serving of comedy, is just right for me

  • @terranncegilmore
    @terranncegilmore 5 місяців тому +208

    Aliens is my favorite movie of all time. My older brother introduced it to me when I was too young. I cannot hear the motion tracker beeps without getting anxious.
    Hudson is literally an all-timer.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 місяців тому +17

      Hudson is great. Aliens is a wonderful action flick. But Alien is the greatest sci-fi thriller of all time. The Thing would be it, but it's got too much horror elements to be just a thriller, it's on a category all of itself.

    • @blaah9999
      @blaah9999 5 місяців тому +7

      My parents introduced me to Alien when I was around 4-5y/o and its my all time favorite and I love the entire series. Yes even the ones everyone else hate. 😂

    • @josephhaywood9238
      @josephhaywood9238 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@alexandresobreiramartins9461Alien and The Thing are probably the greatest suspense horror movies of all time, they don't make them like that anymore.

    • @IW3527
      @IW3527 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@blaah9999yeah I was introduced to Alien and Aliens around that age, mostly because my sister is named after Ripley. Not gonna lie I'm super jealous of my sisters name 😂 she isn't even a scifi fan!

    • @mohankitten6343
      @mohankitten6343 4 місяці тому +5

      "You wanna put her in charge?" 🤣 My favorite line of his🤣

  • @andrewbversfeld
    @andrewbversfeld 4 місяці тому +127

    The multiple cuts of Alien 3 answer so many questions for me. I could have sworn that ripley grabs the alien as it bursts out of her chest at the end of alien 3. But then when I saw the film, that scene was missing. For years, I just figured it was the mandela effect... until watching your video.

    • @BabaNovac792
      @BabaNovac792 4 місяці тому +22

      I just don't understand why, for just one given movie, there has to be: director's cut, editor's cut, my grandmother's cut...and then, depending in what country of this globe you live in - you get to see a censored version depending on who knows what opinion on what has to be censored or adapted.

    • @friedmandesigns
      @friedmandesigns 3 місяці тому +4

      @@BabaNovac792 Regimes control the cognition of the worker bees, their means-of-production. The countries with largest populations (thus consumer markets) on Earth (India, China, et al) regularly censor content made inside and outside their borders. India's censor board (CBFC) scrubbing political views from films is no different than the U.S.'s MPAA doing it. The different editions/cuts are simple resource accumulation ($). 😉 Happy watchin'.

    • @cindyj5522
      @cindyj5522 3 місяці тому +9

      Yeah...I saw her clutch the thing as it erupted from her chest maybe to ensure that it didn't escape the fire.

    • @themagnumtodd
      @themagnumtodd 3 місяці тому +8

      @@BabaNovac792I would love to see your grandmothers cut of this movie 🤣

    • @jarodshepard1046
      @jarodshepard1046 3 місяці тому +4

      I remember her grabbing it as it ruptured out of her chest

  • @BeefyBacardi
    @BeefyBacardi 3 місяці тому +58

    Weyland-Yutani: "Crew Expendable"
    Walmart: Our business plans are so similar, we'd like to make an offer...

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat Місяць тому

      Weyland-Yutani: Crew Expendable
      The Expendables: YAAAAY! 💥👊💣🧨🪓🔫💪💥

    • @ricco3
      @ricco3 Місяць тому

      How are they in any way alike?

  • @David-kh2gk
    @David-kh2gk 5 місяців тому +40

    Alien cubed lmao

  • @bakdpotato143
    @bakdpotato143 Місяць тому +6

    The fact that after finding David he changes his appearance into Walter and no one questions it makes me mad to this day.
    Both Prometheus and Covenant do the movie sin of "The only way anything works is for everyone to be legit f**king stupid."

  • @vaughan2203
    @vaughan2203 Місяць тому +3

    Yes, autoplay brought me here. Glad I stuck around. What a ride.

  • @heldercruz230
    @heldercruz230 4 місяці тому +51

    Great video, my one minor nitpick is this: I'm not sure the alien world that David destroyed was the actual engineer homeworld. Seems to me that this was another Engineer-seeded planet as the humanoids don't look exactly like Engineers, plus their civilization and technology came across as rather under developed. I took that scene as David embarking on a "scorched earth" attack on their "legacies", he's attacking any and all Engineer-seeded planets while on the way to their homeworld. Just my opinion.

    • @akellushka6421
      @akellushka6421 2 місяці тому +6

      It was stated in a leaked screenplay that David "arrives on a engineer homeworld" or something in the lines of that. Though you are right, for a race that was developed to the point of inhabiting other worlds in different solar systems, the bunch we see in the movie look like they are at medievil stages or around that. But that's thanks to Covenant being an inconsistent mess of a movie as a whole.

    • @hilmir
      @hilmir 2 місяці тому +4

      My guess is that the space faring guys were the Buzz Aldrins of the race. They were the elite and probably genetically enhanced or were picked from the best stock. Which is why they looked perfected, while the ones that David unleashed on were kind of grimy and under-developed

  • @timbackman5915
    @timbackman5915 4 місяці тому +124

    A little easter egg that indicates a long future of the alien universe is Firefly. Ex: In the pilot episode Mal (Nathan Fillion) activates an AA-gun, the aiming display that comes online has a clearly visible Weyland Yutani logo at It's top. I know its probably not canon, but still a fun tidbit. 😊

    • @murdock8068
      @murdock8068 4 місяці тому +9

      Such a great show. To bad we will never see it come back..

    • @timbackman5915
      @timbackman5915 4 місяці тому +20

      This can be taken even further. Johner calls earth a shithole in Alien resurrection. Earth experienced a big exodus in 2300-2500 ish in the Firefly universe due to pollution, wars and lack of resources. And if you look at the armour of the Alliance soldiers of Firefly, it's eerily similar to that of colonial Marines.

    • @al137
      @al137 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@timbackman5915 I thought they used Starship Trooper armor.

    • @EELLISON2012
      @EELLISON2012 4 місяці тому

      @@murdock8068 Too bad....

    • @y0uCantHandle
      @y0uCantHandle 4 місяці тому +3

      Firefly also made an appearance in Battlestar galactica

  • @MightyMurloc
    @MightyMurloc 3 місяці тому +10

    I think the Alien franchise has really lucked out, in, their monster is SO cool, that the series can be a mess of retcons and changing directors, but it will always have a spark of appeal because the Xenomorph is just that cool. You're braver than I for trying to untangle this mess of Christmas Lights.

  • @ScottRobinson76
    @ScottRobinson76 5 місяців тому +63

    My daughter is named Rebecca (Newt) because the first movie my wife and I watched together as a couple was Aliens on Video.

  • @Voodoo_Robot
    @Voodoo_Robot 4 місяці тому +25

    23:56 the “spooky Tuscany” is in fact a visual hommage to a painting by HR Giger “Hommage a Böcklin”. Which in turn is a hommage to a painting from Arnold Böcklin “Isle of the Dead”. He painted multiple versions of this and one of them was owned by Adolf Hitler, hung in his office.

  • @prosegold
    @prosegold 4 місяці тому +50

    “ wetland yutani is bought out by wal mart “
    I love that text on the timeline spreadsheet just sitting there lol

    • @YnseSchaap
      @YnseSchaap 2 місяці тому

      Walmart is Weyland ........ 🤯

  • @jcolvard
    @jcolvard 4 місяці тому +67

    Fun side fact: the aliens are silicone based and not carbon based. That came out of the colonial marines table top role playing game.

    • @AzraelThanatos
      @AzraelThanatos 3 місяці тому +2

      That was in the old tech manual as well...and in the comics (including the ones with the toys)

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 2 місяці тому +5

      I believe Ash mentions that in the first movie while examining the facehugger, no?

    • @hilmir
      @hilmir 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@radrno7yes he did, in that scene where Ripley interrogated him on safety protocols.

  • @jasonreiyn9311
    @jasonreiyn9311 4 місяці тому +41

    Just an FYI the Kurt Russel movie Soldier released in 1998 has a number of ties to Bladerunner, which would then mean that it too is connected to and part of the Alien Franchise universe.

  • @frankwhite2072
    @frankwhite2072 4 місяці тому +28

    Thank you for translating the Predator, I always wondered what he was saying.

  • @JarrettOriginal
    @JarrettOriginal 5 місяців тому +37

    The difference between Brian David Gilbert and everyone else: he actually reads all the novels for his research.

    • @Tacticslion
      @Tacticslion 4 місяці тому +4

      Incredible comment. I laughed. You could say it... Unraveled my composure!
      ... but don't, because that's terrible. XD

  • @KareemHarper
    @KareemHarper 4 місяці тому +23

    This is amazing. As a hardcore xenomorph fanboy that would be the first to die because I think they are so cool, I fully appreciate this video. Thank you for not hating on the Prometheus bits. I was born in 78 with original Alien, and really loved the David as surrogate father tapping into something already there lore. Also thank you for tapping into the Blade Runner connection (though should have mentioned Kurt Russel's Soldier lives in the Blade Runner/Alien multiverse too)

    • @TheSingularitarian
      @TheSingularitarian 4 місяці тому

      If you were a real fan - or a reasonable person - you wouldn't call the creature from Alien, created by HR Giger for the purpose of his completely unrelated non-commercial artistic expression - a "xenomorph".
      It isn't a proper name. It's a placeholder phrase for "we don't know".
      STOP THE MADNESS

    • @KareemHarper
      @KareemHarper 4 місяці тому +7

      @@TheSingularitarian Since you are not the formal authority on fandom, I will continue to call myself a fan and as an addendum, can not give two ishts what wanna-be gatekeepers like you think. Bye Felicia. Good luck.

  • @Gnight787
    @Gnight787 4 місяці тому +35

    Blade runner is my favorite movie of all time and I had NO idea they were dotted line connected. That’s awesome!

    • @BlokeOnAMotorbike
      @BlokeOnAMotorbike 4 місяці тому

      it's also connected to Star Wars.
      The LAPD spinner appears at least twice in The Phantom Menace.
      The Millennium Falcon forms part of the "future" LA skyline.
      (tenuous) Replicants, or clones, if you will, were the organic fighting force for the Republic in The Clone Wars. Actually, yes, BR was one of the main driving inspirations for the prequel trilogy. Fight me.

    • @TheMegamyGamer
      @TheMegamyGamer 3 місяці тому +1

      It's dumb tho and it's Scott trying to keep the alien franchise for himself.

  • @Millencyne800
    @Millencyne800 5 місяців тому +11

    Alien in 2024?…. LETS GO!!

  • @TheDavehirt1
    @TheDavehirt1 Місяць тому +3

    I like your coffee on the couch narration style, dad jokes, and old school scene intro effects.

  • @paaaatrika
    @paaaatrika 3 місяці тому +24

    Never once have a watched any of the Alien movies and thought "sexual violence".

    • @Apophis68
      @Apophis68 22 дні тому +2

      Alien 3 when Ripley is stuck on a sausage planet

    • @danielfonseca4849
      @danielfonseca4849 11 днів тому +2

      Oh thats a very common lecture considering the lots of phalic symbols, the constant use of penetration as a form of horror and all the characters getting pregnant by an alien.

    • @BigStankyFish
      @BigStankyFish 8 днів тому

      Yet here we are

    • @Krilya101
      @Krilya101 6 днів тому

      Then you're dumb

  • @des2knee962
    @des2knee962 3 місяці тому +5

    Ripley is one of the best written female protagonist

    • @adog8524
      @adog8524 Місяць тому

      I completely agree. She’s amazing

  • @jamesabernethy7896
    @jamesabernethy7896 5 місяців тому +48

    This just came up for me and I can't remember having seen you channel before. I love these kinds of timeline and retrospective videos. Even though I like them, they can occasionally get longwinded and tiring but this was compact, well put together with a splash of humour. Great vid.

  • @John-zn4lp
    @John-zn4lp 4 місяці тому +14

    Wow, that's a lot of info packed into 43 minutes. I love all these franchisees mentioned and did not know about all these connections. Great job.

  • @Taylor1err
    @Taylor1err 3 місяці тому +18

    that first engineer was SHREDDED

    • @henrysylvia6951
      @henrysylvia6951 2 місяці тому +1

      He engeneered a fucking pump for sure

    • @PurpleKardia
      @PurpleKardia 2 місяці тому

      I'm pretty sure those arnt engineers

    • @Taylor1err
      @Taylor1err 2 місяці тому

      @PurpleKardia I mean sure they don't have spanners or blueprints but that's what they referenced them to in the Prometheus film 🤣

    • @PurpleKardia
      @PurpleKardia 2 місяці тому

      @@Taylor1err yeah but it's a miss interpretation the engineers are actually a different species

    • @Taylor1err
      @Taylor1err 2 місяці тому

      @@PurpleKardia wait wdym

  • @sarlaccstapeworm990
    @sarlaccstapeworm990 5 місяців тому +23

    1979 was a VERY good year! It gave the world McDonald's happy meals, the Sony Walkman, Aliens, and ME! 😂👍

    • @friedmandesigns
      @friedmandesigns 3 місяці тому +1

      I for one am over-the-moon for a year that gave us all those things _AND_ any tapeworm that can survive the harsh gut biome of a Sarlacc! 😆 That's a far more fierce n' burly realm than oceanic hydrothermal vents, or even afternoon strolls on Venus! Cheers.

    • @sarlaccstapeworm990
      @sarlaccstapeworm990 3 місяці тому

      @@friedmandesigns Cheers bro! 🍻🤣👍🏻

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 3 місяці тому

      Cheers for your existence, thanks for stopping by earth!

    • @James-re1yf
      @James-re1yf 3 місяці тому +1

      1979 world series pirates and their cool uniforms pillbox caps stargell stars and underhand pitcher kent tekulve I was 14 in ¹979

  • @msshannonigans
    @msshannonigans 4 місяці тому +14

    I can't believe I'm just finding your channel - what a great tone to listen to, and the vocabulary? Chef's kiss choice. "Face down in Danger Eggs." Hilarious.

  • @GyoubuMasataka
    @GyoubuMasataka 3 місяці тому +4

    i wish nolan woke up one day and said "im gonna do alien movie using animatronic 100% and 0% cgi"

  • @VariStudiosTv
    @VariStudiosTv 4 місяці тому +6

    Bro youre holding the living fuck outta that cup! Give your hand a break 😂

  • @martinbeaumont-pike9438
    @martinbeaumont-pike9438 4 місяці тому +6

    "Alien cubed" and "Dunce Olympics" (and probably more, I'm still watching)- thank you.🙂

  • @PacesIII
    @PacesIII 5 місяців тому +8

    It was mentioned in the Prometheus movie that the beginning of the movie was how Earth was seeded.

  • @diacom496
    @diacom496 4 місяці тому +6

    Always just assumed that the engineer that drank the seeds at the beginning of Promethius was the implication for life on Earth.

  • @diSTUD013
    @diSTUD013 5 місяців тому +13

    My God! At what point do the IP crossovers stop? Bladerunner, Terminator, Robocop, Predator, Alien. Next, you're gonna tell me that Die Hard, Indiana Jones, and Underworld are somewhere in this!

    • @mildlydazed9608
      @mildlydazed9608 3 місяці тому +2

      If you count the comics you have both Marvel and DC crossovers too! Superman fought Xenomorphs and Wolverine fought the Predators

    • @AzraelThanatos
      @AzraelThanatos 3 місяці тому +1

      A lot of those are specific crossover stories with things.
      AvP kind of came out of an easter egg in Predator 2 that created a combo franchise.

    • @labbecedario1579
      @labbecedario1579 2 місяці тому +1

      Only Blade Runner, Predator and Alien' franchises are canonically in the same universe according the video

    • @AzraelThanatos
      @AzraelThanatos 2 місяці тому +1

      @@labbecedario1579I believe that Universal Soldier is also in the universe due to things stated in it.

    • @labbecedario1579
      @labbecedario1579 2 місяці тому +2

      @@AzraelThanatos Soldier by Paul W. S. Anderson, who directed Alien vs Predator too (David Peoples wrote the screenplay of the movie, and He was also the co-author of the Blade Runner' screenplay)

  • @trickyj7019
    @trickyj7019 Місяць тому +6

    This video was sponsored by the Weyland Yutani Corp...

  • @EricLinstone
    @EricLinstone 5 місяців тому +27

    Despite him having red blood, Lance Henriksen has said that he believes that his character in Alien 3 was actually another synthetic. I've actually heard him say this at conventions.

    • @Robert-Peterson
      @Robert-Peterson 4 місяці тому +9

      Well...during the end of the Alien 3 film his character gets half his head and his ear ripped off and he doesn't flinch the way you and I would, I'd always thought he was nothing but a synthetic.

    • @adriansmith3427
      @adriansmith3427 4 місяці тому +2

      Probably some kind of consciousness or memory transfer!

    • @AzraelThanatos
      @AzraelThanatos 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Robert-PetersonI believe that was also used as an explanation for the later synths that eventually lead to ones like Call who are all but indistinguishable in everything there.

  • @nickcharles1284
    @nickcharles1284 2 місяці тому +5

    The Alien timeline starts at the opening scene of Alien, and ends at the closing scene of Aliens. Later movies that may bear a resemblance to Alien are purely coincidental. Craft talks, Trash walks.

  • @louithrottler
    @louithrottler 4 місяці тому +19

    Being the about-faced kinda guy I am (aged 52) I tend to need to write things IF, and definitely when I remember them so apologies Mr Nerdist if you mention this at some point.
    An oft unmentioned and for-sure hushed-up influence on Alien was the short story by Clark Ashton Smith - 'The vaults of Yoh-Vombis'. Set on Mars, an expedition to an ancient city mysteriously vacated over 40,000 years ago by "an unknown pestilence or agency" results in a chance discovery of an underground system of tombs. Finally, a pictogram that has survived the ages depicts a earlier species of Martian that, although apparently normal in form "seems to be in the process of donning or removing some sort of face covering".
    If you don't read much, here is the story in audiobook form. Remember that this was written and published in 1932... and then ask yourself why it never gets mentioned or at least acknowledged by the Alien movies as a whole.
    ua-cam.com/video/VZgiDWMy12k/v-deo.html

  • @Setentavecesocho
    @Setentavecesocho 4 місяці тому +6

    I came for Aliens... stayed for the mug 😁

  • @SeanSidious
    @SeanSidious 3 місяці тому +12

    I always think of Ripleys perspective. From the first meeting with a xenomorph, to her death, her whole life is consumed by xenomorphs. The only reprieve is her hyper sleep, but every time she wakes, she’s back in at the deep end every time, loved ones dead and fighting once again.

  • @elemenz888
    @elemenz888 4 місяці тому +3

    Imagine they had mixed in the terminator timeline... T-1000 on board, fighting aliens. Just because.

  • @whatsthestory2612
    @whatsthestory2612 5 місяців тому +8

    It's nice that you called him Charles S. Dutton, but he will forever be The Roc.

  • @Raven9010th
    @Raven9010th 4 місяці тому +5

    The fact that AVP is non-canonical used to be irrelevant before the release of Alien Covenant, because it could still be included without disrupting the canonical timeline. It somewhat became like a missing jigsaw piece. If Karl Bishop Weyland saw the aliens that early on, it would explain his and his company's unhealthy fascination with the xenomorphs. It would also explain why there are two versions of the xenomorph. The eggs found on LV-426 would then be a batch The Predators probably stole after also probably gunning down that Engineer ship on LV-426. And then they probably brought those eggs to (among other planets) Earth. The xenos that David created would then likely be based on the description from Weyland's previous encounter with the lifeform, preserved in their old data files.
    That's a canon that would make sense to me. But since it's not, we'll just have to settle for a confusing canon that's all over the place.
    But I love you for including the AVP-franchise in this video. :)

  • @MightyMattTM
    @MightyMattTM 4 місяці тому +3

    God I fucking love Gary Busey

  • @boiledodenproductions
    @boiledodenproductions 5 місяців тому +60

    Amazing rundown of the timeline mate, I can imagine the research that went into it.
    YES! The amount of bonehead decisions made in Prometheus by the crew was some Idiocracy levels of clueless.

    • @josephhaywood9238
      @josephhaywood9238 4 місяці тому +5

      Boneheaded decisions, but only slightly exaggerates the lack of common sense I've observed in people with similar academic backgrounds

    • @benbowland
      @benbowland 4 місяці тому +2

      I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility. Especially a venture funded by a private company. There have been similar levels of incompetency in real life situations resulting in real life consequences

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 4 місяці тому +4

      @@benbowland That's human nature. All ancient societies depicted their Gods as humans. Modern humans still do, only they're in Total Denial of it.
      There is no such person or collection of people that can be called 'Government.' A politician nor any collection of them, judges, lawyers etc. are 'Government' for working in buildings designated as governmental than a janitor sweeping the floors in such a building is.
      Yet _everyone_ I've ever met gets viscerally upset with me for pointing out such an Obvious Truth. The need to believe that 1) a Great Force Looking Out For Us exists coupled with 2) a seriously unimaginative need to hang this belief onto the what seems like the Strongest Protector one thinks one can see is literally The Entire Reason people think of 'Government' as a Living Entity that auto-self-corrects & that could never mistakenly hand-choose corrupt politicians to work within its midst so why bother discussing that politicians are corrupt?
      This is so powerful that one was elected president _AFTER_ we witnessed him molest under-aged girls live at a White House press event.
      While I understand the knee-jerk reaction against exposing this, knee-jerk reactions fade. Children as young as 8 can stop believing in Santa without immense psychological trauma. But to live in a world of adults that can't dissociate politicians from the concept of 'Government' is truly terrifying. Join a union.
      Hail Hydrah. They're both things that once we conceive of them, we start thinking have become a Living Protector.

    • @benbowland
      @benbowland 4 місяці тому +1

      @@choosecarefully408 that’s like so deep bro

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 4 місяці тому +1

      @@benbowland Sounds like something someone high would say. Anyhow, maybe it is, but it's also Very Practical. politicians are not elevated beings. They're employees.
      We give them way too much power.

  • @tonyk421
    @tonyk421 5 місяців тому +5

    That Bill and Ted clip was perfect, for the Aliens movie.

  • @RyoHazuki224
    @RyoHazuki224 4 місяці тому +11

    Thank you for this awesome timeline! As big of an Aliens fan that I am, there were parts in Prometheus and Covenant that completely confused the shit out of me. This helped for sure!
    Btw, nice Gary Shandling mug! lol

  • @CitizenValve
    @CitizenValve 4 місяці тому +2

    I’m giving you a thumbs up for the Gary Shandling mug…..

  • @mitchmegaw7201
    @mitchmegaw7201 5 місяців тому +15

    I will always wish that Neill Blomkamp movie had gotten made.

  • @LC-zk5ri
    @LC-zk5ri 4 місяці тому +8

    what about Outland with Sean Connery and Soldier with Kurt Russel? first on looks exactly like alien pretty sure it had a lot of the crew make the sets for it and it shows, as for Soldier its kinda like an unofficial Blade Runner spin off

  • @bobtheconsultant
    @bobtheconsultant 5 місяців тому +21

    You earned a subscriber through this video. Very funny video; great writing!

  • @TheFunniBaconMan
    @TheFunniBaconMan Місяць тому +1

    "Being in the military's a bit like being on the Farm. Every meal a BANQUET. Every paycheck a FORTUNE. Every Formation a PARADE. I LOVE the Corps!"

  • @CaseFace981
    @CaseFace981 4 місяці тому +1

    This video has been sitting in my “Watch Later” list since it dropped, but I finally got around to watching to today and it is awesome! As a big fan of the franchise it was like a big trip down memory lane with these films. Great work! And for anyone that hasn’t seen the 40th Anniversary shorts, they are well worth the watch and you should definitely check them out.

  • @seankennedy1377
    @seankennedy1377 4 місяці тому +5

    Great video. Killer time line explanation/breakdown!

  • @leonreynolds1534
    @leonreynolds1534 4 місяці тому +7

    Excellent job to the whole team behind Alien Cinematic Timeline!

  • @Bradgilliswhammyman
    @Bradgilliswhammyman 2 місяці тому +1

    Sig Weaver carried these films for the most part..her performance in the regular cut ( ext cut scenes honestly should have been left on the cutting room floor) are so good I don't think another actress can fill her shoes. Each actor did a fantastic job selling the characters they were portraying.

  • @isaiahramirez4521
    @isaiahramirez4521 2 місяці тому +1

    In the original script of prometheus, the engineer tells david that they took a child from their mother on earth and brought them back to their home to teach them how to lead their world on the right path, but humans punished him instead. It lines up with the timeline of the engineer being in stasis for about 2000 years before they woke him up.

  • @Malryth
    @Malryth 5 місяців тому +4

    Thank you for this! As someone who bought and treasures the Original Alien Quadrillage (just unfold all the cardboard parts out onto your living room floor...it never gets old!). Thank you for all the research you did and the comedic way of telling it. Heck, I even forgot Walmart bought everything in the end... I really should get around to watching that "other" movie with the David android in it. Oh and I wished you would have touched upon the sighting of the Military ship in Bladerunner 2049 that some say linked the 2 Universes further.

  • @karmatraining
    @karmatraining 4 місяці тому +28

    1997...damn, imagine how wild people would go if if just 3 of those films were released today with that level of originality and creativity. Modern Hollywood is an absolute wasteland.

  • @JohanCardel
    @JohanCardel 3 місяці тому +1

    O M G
    This was so good man, thanks a lot.
    I never knew there was so much to it, and the format you delivered it in was awesome, good production :)

  • @Awtn
    @Awtn 3 місяці тому +1

    The Weird Al is on the plane joke had me 😂

  • @patriciosoler3861
    @patriciosoler3861 4 місяці тому +5

    "Join a union." perfectly stated

    • @moappleseider1699
      @moappleseider1699 3 місяці тому

      Most unions are bullshit criminal organizations nowadays.

  • @i.o.0916
    @i.o.0916 5 місяців тому +10

    😂😂 …..”they take a severed Engineer’s head with them back on the ship, which is one of like a dozen stupid things this crew of dum-dumbs gets into..the whole mission is a like a Duns Olympics”
    OMG SO TRUE I can’t… rotfl 💀 💀

    • @nightlydrugs6927
      @nightlydrugs6927 3 місяці тому

      Then his suggestion of how it could have gone better, if they had brought a Waffle House employee with them. 😂😂

  • @nightlydrugs6927
    @nightlydrugs6927 3 місяці тому +1

    Man what are the odds this video was made a month ago when I just decided to watch the main films. Thanks!

  • @dcmitchell8008
    @dcmitchell8008 4 місяці тому +2

    Predator 2 came out in 1990, but took place in 1997. I think.

  • @45-Subscribers
    @45-Subscribers 4 місяці тому +3

    Alien Isolation is awesome.

  • @JohnDunne001
    @JohnDunne001 4 місяці тому +3

    Awesome - I love listening to fellow nerds nerding out on the details - fantasic video!

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C 3 місяці тому +2

    42:23 "oh god.. no.. I slept too looooong!!"

  • @youtmeme
    @youtmeme 4 місяці тому +2

    Damn!!! Didn't know the connections to robocop, terminator and blade runner were soo close!!!!😮😮😮😃😃🤟

  • @railfan711
    @railfan711 5 місяців тому +6

    I was hoping someone would do this.

  • @Golfstar17
    @Golfstar17 4 місяці тому +3

    Splendid work bud. Great video

  • @Halliwell0Rain
    @Halliwell0Rain 3 місяці тому +1

    That earl reference was unexpected.
    First time ive been genuinely surprised about the connection.
    You sir just earned tourself a sub

  • @zynga726
    @zynga726 4 місяці тому +2

    I was somehow waiting for the Umbrella corporation to get connected to this

  • @maccatt7274
    @maccatt7274 4 місяці тому +3

    Love this deep dive, you give me major John Milis vibes (meant as a compliment) the coat, the beard and glasses, bring a loaded gun to film sets.. . That vibe 😊

  • @nobody93372
    @nobody93372 5 місяців тому +8

    Yeah that's the hollywood mainstream time line. But whats so great about this IP is that many outlets have put their fingers in the pot and so there are MANY different time lines. My favorite is...
    1. There was NO avp movies that are canon. It just messes everything up that modern people were exposed to the alien and predator before WY had the ability to travel to far planets, colonize them, and then discover the alien species.
    2. The 2 pre alien cameron movies are part of the time line but there is a movie missing to connect the original alien movie to the pre alien movies. COME ON NOW CAMERON!!! GIVE IT TO US!!!
    3. (and probably the biggest part of my preferred timeline is...) After the Aliens movie I switch over to the DARK HORSE alien comics. in this time line Newt, Hicks, Bishop, and Ripley not only survive Newt, Hicks, and Bishop (Ripley is MIA at the moment) return to Earth and experience life after the alien experience. WY tries their best to either silence them or put them back to work like Hicks continuing his military life. But the word is out...an alien supreme being is out there and the different companies want to obtain it for different reasons. At one point WY convinces Hicks to go on a mission to destroy the aliens "Home world". Whats crazy is Hicks is able to free Newt from the company and brings her as a stowaway on the mission. while newt and hicks are away from earth one of the companies does get their hands on a queen and stupidly brings it to earth for testing. As you would expect at some point they lose control of the aliens (how is kind of complicated and really the weak part of this particular timeline) and BAM the aliens are now on the loose on earth. It doesnt take long for the outbreak to spin out of control and we humans lose earth COMPLETELY. few are able to escape earth to far off planet colonize or floating space station. Billions die, massive swarms of aliens roam earth for food and/or vessels for new aliens, and the remaining humans try their best to survive day to day in the absolute hell that is now earth. The absolute mind fuck comes when Newt and Hicks return from the mission (which was deemed a success) to earth only to find out that the mission meant nothing and accomplished nothing because the WHOLE EARTH is now a blood bath from the creatures they believed they destroyed. The story continues (mainly side stories and stories of what it is now like on earth) until the original Aliens band gets back together (including Ripley) and they find out there is a an ultimate alien leader called the Queen Mother on a far off planet who has the ability to control all of the aliens across the whole universe (yes it's a plot devise so dont think too much into it). They are able to capture the creature and bring it back to earth. They use the Queen Mother to horde the vast majority of the aliens on earth into one location and basically "nuke the site from orbit" (kind of a lame climax but whatever). With the aliens population cut down extremally it gives the colonial marines the ability to come back to earth and reclaim it over time.
    THIS IS THE DIRECTION THE MAINSTREAM ALIENS CONTENT COULD HAVE GONE. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VASTLY BETTER than what we got.
    Sorry for plugging another channel but there is a channel called "ALIEN THEORY" that recalls the Alien Earth War from the dark horse comics. He is amazing at narrating the summarization of the comics from start to finish. His vids is the BEST at not only getting the whole story in a bites size manor but also the FEELING of the story as well. Check him out!!!

  • @vincentmallozzi4569
    @vincentmallozzi4569 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude!!! Super well done, enjoyed it start to finish.

  • @phillipsofthedriver
    @phillipsofthedriver 4 місяці тому +2

    *looks over at my bookshelf. sees 8 novels written in the alien/predator universe, none of which were mentioned*. I am dissapoint, a little.

  • @erickhart8046
    @erickhart8046 5 місяців тому +4

    Those edits were hilarious lol😂. Very good vid Nerdist

  • @michaelelsy2209
    @michaelelsy2209 5 місяців тому +6

    Good information, what a lot of hard work.

  • @Guy27M
    @Guy27M 3 місяці тому

    Man, this was so much fun to watch! Had some great laughs in addition to good info. Thanks!

  • @doriancid6937
    @doriancid6937 4 місяці тому +1

    Love it!
    You did a good job! 👏🏻

  • @GODi76667
    @GODi76667 5 місяців тому +5

    I'm kinda curious as what would happen if a Viltrumite stumbles upon a Xenomorph egg at sometime later we know its gonna pop out its chest in a viltrumite and i have some questions like:
    1. After it pops out of its chest does the Viltrumite live cuz of its healing genes or dies in the process?
    2. Does the Xenomorph still becomes a xenomorph or does the Viltrumite genes kick in and takes over the Xenomorph genes making it the superior Xenomorph¿🤔?
    And man do i wanna see a crossover of Invincible vs. Aliens comic just to know what would happen🤔

  • @ernestareheart4238
    @ernestareheart4238 5 місяців тому +3

    Such a classic. Finally

  • @GrimChu69
    @GrimChu69 4 місяці тому +2

    That coffee mug though :D It NEEDS to be in picture!

  • @jaggedmancentral6072
    @jaggedmancentral6072 Місяць тому +1

    Fantastic video thoroughly enjoyed it throughout great work

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 5 місяців тому +4

    And then the Borg showed up.

  • @hindsightapparel
    @hindsightapparel 5 місяців тому +3

    What's the story with the Garry Shandling mug?

  • @robinconnor9537
    @robinconnor9537 3 місяці тому +1

    Jesus wasn't an Engineer....He was a Carpenter.... Great line very funny 😂😂😂

  • @DGbeauregard
    @DGbeauregard 3 місяці тому +1

    “Murphy style” lol. Wow as an xenomorph person I still learned a lot

  • @Satsujinki1973
    @Satsujinki1973 4 місяці тому +14

    Technically there are two canon timelines. Ridley Scott said he did not like Aliens and Alien 3 and Ressurection. In making Prometheus and Covenant he was erasing Aliens and the sequels. So there is the original canon timeline of Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Ressurection. And the Ridley Scott canon timeline of Prometheus, Covenant and Alien.
    The recent video game Aliens: Fire Team Elite did a really great job of merging both Timelines into a fairly cohesive alternative timeline.
    I'm fairly sure it was believed and backed up somewhere that the opening of Prometheus is an Engineer seeding the oceans of Earth with the first microbial life that eventually left the oceans crawled up on land and evolved over millennia into man.
    Edit: it is my theory that the feral predator in Prey is also a female Predator as it does look vastly different to a Predator seen 260 years later. And I don't think they would've evolved that much in 260 years. even with their gene splicing in The predator, they haven't changed much. I think the much smaller cranial plate is indicative of a female Predator. And it just adds a little more cool to the story.
    I will not be taking questions or comments on this theory except from those who like and agree with it.
    Edit: You guys know xenomorph is just Greek and means strange shape and is another word for alien, right? It's not a type of alien, and when Gorman uses it in Aliens, he has no idea what they are about to face. And his character uses it in the dialogue just because the character thinks his university education makes him better than the grunts.

  • @minbari73
    @minbari73 4 місяці тому +3

    Just to let you know Sigourney Weaver wouldn't shave her minge hair during the panty scenes in the original Alien movie.

  • @smcic
    @smcic 4 місяці тому +2

    “Cher’s dad” 😂😂😂