Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee's
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems - but this little gas station called Buc-ee's isn't helping!
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What is your favorite part about Buc-ee's?
The food :)
Visiting Texas living in Hawaii and being told you should check out a gas station. And it being worth it.
Beaver Nuggets and Chocolate chip cookies.
That place is amazing. Never knew it existed.
Restrooms
"That's impossible. Gas in California costs $7 and Biden says that's always been the case"
Whoever writes these videos needs a raise
Seriously. I'm Californian and people don't realize they get what they vote for
@Big Dick Black In [Dallas county} gas in under $3
Gets his/her chair risen 2 inches at work*
they didn't write anything, they are just quoting crazy people.
Haha that was my favorite line as well. I couldn't laugh too hard though..... I live in California =\
"Even though I don't have a gun, everyone else in there does! No one's gonna rob this place! I feel so safe!" Best line.
That's how I felt when I lived in Israel. Very safe.
@@lauravictorious4670 Everyone except Palestinian children don't feel safe. Kudos psychopath.
Compare to episode 1, where she couldn't believe anyone could safe when people have guns.
@@thetrollslayer3716 I'd laugh at your comment if it wasn't so ignorant.
Imagine a Californian robber trying to rob the place.
Buc-ee's: stop for gas, leave with a brisket sandwich, candied pecans, 2 kolaches, Dr.Pepper, 50lbs of deer feed and Christmas gifts for the whole family.
😆
You forgot Beaver Nuggets.... they are like crack to me.
@@tomtruesdale6901 😆
only 50 pounds of corn LOL 10 bag min when we stop
to borrow a line from Fleet Farm's ads from way back, "Buc-ee's; if we don't have it, you don't need it."
Stephen and Timpani's turn from Californian to Texan is the greatest character development of any movie or tv series.
yeah it works everytime, this should be instead of hollywood.
The Bee puts more work into these than most netflix series.
'most'??? heck all the ones made int eh last 7 or so years of 'woke'....
I'd actually pay for the Bee, they just keep getting better.
I do pay for the Bee worth e every penny
I’ve been hoping they make a real show.
It’s true, but so do 5 year olds in a school play.
Lol, I love how the husband corrected the wife when she said “Our interracial love” to “Our love” 😂 just cracked me up.
just shows the mindset of the NPC's
the 7 most important things about a person is the color of their skin
@@otakuryoga what does this sentence mean
@@installinstall7723 Leftists are called "NPCs" (or non player characters) in funny memes because they often mindlessly repeat left-wing talking points, much like a video game character with a limited set of dialog options. One of the left-wing points is that race (or skin color) is all-important and trumps other traits about a person such as merit, character or anything else.
@@brandyraccoon1473 i know what npc stands for my bro, but what are the 7 things, i only see one listed?
@@installinstall7723 Bless your heart, since you didn't get the joke allow me to explain. The punchline is that they are SO focused on race, that's it's all 7 of the top 7 most important things.
As a Swiss visiting Texas, I had the same reaction. Even bought a postcard and a magnet to keep as the souvenir. Love bucc-ee's 😂
Well you come back you hear?
Lol…. Epic
Please tell me you yodeled and yee-haw'd.
❤️
Well in that case I can't wait to take a trip to your country. At least you have some legit mountains, unlike here (where we have to travel hours just to get to the nearest range and none of them have snow '( ).
As a Texan, This is accurate. I was born Texan, and Buc-ee’s has the most legendary food. The best jerky, the best fudge, the best nuts, and the best BBQ sandwiches. Let me tell you this: a Texan will never misspell Buc-ee’s, even when autocorrect says otherwise.
I'm from Texas, and I've never been to a Buc-ee's. They don't have those in South Texas.
I read this in Texan. 😂😂❤
even thought I am a german orthodox jew, I pronounced it correctly when I saw it, nice place. i Hate our wokeling dupes.
I mis spell it all the time. Fun fact there's a buccees in my city and I've only been to it once and it's been here for like 5 years.
Being in blue state Oregon I've never heard of Buc ees . Thank God I'm 185 miles away from the Portland zoo. Many Oregon counties are trying to sucede from the blue west side of Oregon
Timpani: “Our interracial love is strong enough to get us through anything!”
Steve: “Our love…”
Once again, the Bee's "comedy" is far sharper than any two-edged sword.
Yeah, I caught that. Good form Steve.
Lol. She likes the taboo dark weenie. Haha. He just sees her as a person. 😅
I loved that line.
I noticed it, but I didn't get it
When we moved to Texas I told my husband, “you know what I miss about California?” And he asked, “what?” I replied, “Not a dang thing.”
Amen!
I still miss California.
BUT MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! You see, it's funny because California is terrible.
Glad you’re in Texas 🤠 Stay safe 🙌🏻and have a happy thx giving 🦃
We moved to the Texas Hill Country four years ago, and as we crossed over the Colorado River into AZ, we looked in the rear view mirror & chimed, "Bye-bye sugar, and not a minute too soon!" (Blondie - "Rip Her to Shreds")
Well they ( Texans) kept bragging! We had to check it all out for our selves! 😉😂
I absolutely agree. God bless Gods country, Texas!
As a Texan, I can confirm that Buc-ee's is really this magical.
Better than modern day disney land.
Buccees is spreading East, too
@@milliardopeacecraft1755 I hope buc-ee’s spreads up north too
I say it beats Disneyland.
that's it, i'm moving to texas
If I might offer a recommendation, I think it would be good to give Timpani her own group of Texan gal pals to help her character development along. Thus far, Steve has Clay and Kevin, who have been influencing him through kindness (and food).
Thus far Timpani hasn’t connected with her own friend group, but now that she likes guns, imagine her hanging out with Texan cowgirls.
Unfortunately, women don't bond with other women as easily as men bond with each other.
@@spidersinspace1099 Men are always more welcoming.
Put a pampered pet hen into a country hen house, and see what happens....it ain't pretty
THAT is a good idea, Bab-Bee! Classy Texas cowgirl friends - NOT skimpy Daisy Dukes or half-naked cheerleader types. Maybe barrel racing, covered in mud and laughing on a 4-wheeler, a NASCAR event at Texas Motor Speedway (If I remember correctly, a giant Buc-ee's is already across the road..."What is that noise?" while cars are warming up), horseback riding and the barn care - which she realizes she loves. Glad that Timpani is already hooked on the gun range!
Maybe Timpani needs one, kindly, aunt-aged, "good ole girl" to welcome her socially and introduce her around. Then, the "good ole girl"'s Texas friends can do a slow makeover (across episodes) which Tiffany will embrace. I notice that Timpani was already wearing western boots at the psychiatrist's office.
This couple can start driving a classic 4wd pickup too. Work up a segment about trading in their Cali crossover SUV on a real pickup. Not an over the top monster with fat tires...maybe a '76 Ford F-250 with factory tall, thin tires? Two doors, 8' box, quiet exhaust.
This series is GOLD. I normally wouldn't keep up with a serial like this, but it's pure gold. Kudos!
Absolutely. These characters have so much comedy potential that if they turned it into a TV sitcom, I'd have to plug in my TV again.
Listen, Fellas, I've been following this story since the beginning. I'm emotionally invested now. Please do not let them move back to California. They're so close to realizing their true happiness.
IKR? I was having a craptastic day, and then I was smiling and laughing with Steve and Timpani discovering Bucees, and then....
Steve and Timpani, DON'T GO!!!
I know! I'm so invested now too!
Y'all crack me up. 🤣
But seriously if they move back... WE RIOT!
I think they found their true happiness at Buc-ee's.
@@katieandkevinsears7724 😆
I absolutely love the fact that a skit for "Texas-izing" a California couple literally became a Buc-ee's commercial 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, and we at Buc-ee's Corp. are very appreciative.
Best free advertising they ever got. Now I need to find a Buc-ee's and check it out for myself.
@@talltexan6432 I'd like to personally thank you guys for the Buc-ees brand Root Beer. And those rice crispy treats! I cant walk out with out either, no matter why im there.
@@talltexan6432 your username 😂😂
I agree!!! I need to hit the road and find a Buc-ee’s - I need to see this in person!!! 👍
"It's cleaner then our bathroom at home, even since I started making you pee sitting down"
Best line!!
I was going to post this but I just knew somebody would beat me to it
My niece's husband worked there as the 'coffee pot attendant'. His job was to keep all 30 of the coffee pots clean and full. All day, that's all he did. There's a staff of 6 that work the bathrooms. There was also a guy who did nothing but restock the "mile of jerky".
I went to San Antonio, Texas for the first time last week. I couldn't stop smiling. On the plane ride back, everyone was talking and making friends with each other. That place is an experience! Long Live Texas.
Were you there in December? I don’t recommend going in the summer. We went in June and nearly died from the heat!! Otherwise, I love San Antonio. 😊
San Marino is superior
did they have big ol women down there?
It is true, San Antonio heat is no joke. July - August can get to 105F. At night 90-92!!! But we manage😊
@@gdog2831 San Antonio women are big where it counts and skinny where it doesn’t
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good Steve looks in that hat?
my dude looks like a gnarly cowpoke
fr tho that actually looks amazing on him
So good! Lets be honest there is just something about a man with a well fitted cowboy hat. Add jeans, boots, a nice side arm and of course a bit of flannel and the icing on the cake.. those southern manners & smooth Texan drawl.. enough to melt any gal’s heart
He really does look SO good in that hat!
@@masonmeaders2719 Right? We should all be so fortunate. I look like some huge-headed dwarf, only taller.
As a native Californian who's spent lots and lots of time in Texas, I can confirm that Buc-ee's is _exactly_ as glorious as portrayed in this video.
I second that!
Such a magical place. If only we had one here on I-5 in the central valley
It's better! They didn't even talk about the hot sandwiches or the selection of energy drinks for those long drives OR the cheapest fountain drinks on EARTH OR the Ethanol free gas OR the longest car wash IN THE WORLD (Katy Texas)
Sounds like it's not a business to visit....
It's a experience to feel!
@@MariaC497 Best Jerky on the planet!!!
We don't have them in the People's Democratic Socialistic Republic of Minnesota, not even in the Rocks and Cows part of the state, as our Governor calls those outside of the Twin Cities.
As an Australian, I love this series LOL
Haven't made it to the US yet, but after this series, I think I would like to visit Texas.
Good on you.
G'day Mate 🇦🇺🤝🏻🇺🇸
Same here, and I'm Argentinean!
Go to the south instead ain’t nothing in Texas but steers and Cowboys. The south is much friendlier and nicer scenery! Try Tennessee best America has to offer.
The husband is freaking awesome! Hahaha! I love this dude!
As a native Texan, I am so proud of how far these two have come.
Did you see the ending? They're moving back!
@@reina4969 It must be a LIE :(
@@reina4969 they’ll be back in Texas eventually.
@@reina4969 NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm proud of them too.
😘🙏🏼🙏🏼
As a native Californian who has moved to Florida, I can confirm the glory of Buc-ces, and living in a free state. Standard capacity magazines aren't even locked up, let alone a felony to possess.
Welcome home.
Welcome to Florida!
Mexican born in Fort ORD. In Michigan. California is not what it should be.
Also those bathrooms are pretty dam clean and my favorite is the jerky.
@@danmw77 You're in their bathroom having you a Jerky?
As a New Yorker visiting Atlanta for work... holy shit, this hits home. The lower gas prices... the bigger gas stations (not Buc-Ee's, but Sheetz, Race Trac, QT, Shell, etc.) that serve actual food, and not snacks... I may never leave.
Get outside Atlanta and enjoy the south.
@@alperdue2704 OH, I am doing that as much as possible. I though Virginia and Florida were nice, but Georgia (even Atlanta) has some of the nicest people I have ever met, even after they see the NY tags on my car.
@@wjgolden0830 What part of VA were you in?
@@alperdue2704 I was stationed in Norfolk, and spent most weekends in VA Beach. So... while I was technically in Virginia, I was surrounded by people from freakin' everywhere.
@@wjgolden0830 Spent a lot of time down at Sector Hampton Roads. I live in the Roanoke area. Bottom of the Shenandoah Valley. I can jump in a car and be hiking the Appalachian Trail in about 15 minutes.
Having recently visited TX for a few days (from the UK) this episode was so relatable. I travelled the Interstates every day and Buc-ee's was a lifesaver! Bee, you guys rock!
As a native Californian, learning that Buc-ee's is real is like finding out that Oz, Narnia and Pandora are only 21 hours away by car....and gas gets cheaper the closer I get. Even more magical!
I know its all true but could you keep it down on gas getting cheaper the closer u get to the promise land
Same here! It's so magical. Went to one for my first time last weekend when vising family in Houston. The Brisket Sandwiches, the sodas, the cookies, etc. Brought back a Buc-ees shirt to rock here in the bay area
don't California my Texas
It would however be nice if they had a table. The beef brisket sandwich is my favorite BBQ sandwich...but I'm on a motorcycle and getting it, Beaver Chips and a soda to a park or rest area 8 miles away ain't worth it.
I just eat outside by the statue.
Please go away
We live in the UK. Just come back from a holiday in Houston and West Texas. We went to the gun range (my wife is a beast with an AR15 on full auto). We bought boots and jeans and gas at Buc-ee's. I really love Texas. May it never be ruined by libs. God bless Texas and The Bee.
Well you have picked up the Texas tall tale habit. AR 15 aren't full auto.
@@kathleenkirchoff9223 could be modified, which is a thing... so long as you get daddy gubment's permissions, pay your fees, annually, and wait the appropriate time, generally a year or more 😑.
They are available to rent
GOD Invented and Blessed Texas..... California, came out of the other end.
We’re #GOATED!
Brisket by the pound, perfectly cooked, the best way to break up a long road trip without breaking the bank! 😁🤤
"I'm gonna come too, I don't want anyone to profile you" so funny!
As a American who happens to be Black, I got a kick on his correcting her "interracial love" statement 🤣 A true Leftist could not help but to focus on the intersectionality aspects of their relationship. Looking forward to the next episode with great glee 😁👍
Wow. The word _intersectionality_ was going through my head, also. The satire is _real,_ y'all.
I have to note the way that you worded your being black as just a simple happenstance. I respect that; it's an aspect of you for sure, but not one that defines your whole being.
@@mrman5066 I thank you for noting that. You're absolutely correct. When I served in the United States military for 20 years I was an American serviceman. When I went overseas, the foreign nationals I encountered considered me to be an American who happened to be black. And that's what I am. I'm an American. This is my nation warts and all. And I love my country.
*As an American who happens to be black
Haha right!? You're gonna love the next one
This whole series needs to become a TV series. It would dominate the ratings.
It is a tv series it's this on show on UA-cam
@@jhoncater227 If Disney and all that wanted to improve there ratings, they'd put them on Disney+ XD
This should be sponsored by the state of Texas.
@@m____w____6981 Most importantly the state of common sense. God bless Texas and the USA. ✌💜🇺🇸
I mean in Spain there are shows already of people from the north moving to the south and the other way around which causes many funny situations based on cultural differences. They are quite good and funny, though not as exaggerate as these, but because the show is shorter here, you want everything to have a bigger punch, and it works.
This is absolutely the best Buc-ee's commercial EVER!
As a Californian… I hope I get to experience this amount of joy in life, I hope I get to move to Texas someday
Just start fighting back in the state. I was born and raised but saw the writing on the wall in 2005 and bailed.
Just leave your California-style voting patterns behind.
@@TommygunNG oh trust me… I never voted the California way ever
Just don't bring California politics with you.
YeeHah young Padawan, study hard & you might just make it.
I found it hilarious that they were criticizing his cowboy hat while she's wearing cowboy boots. I can't wait for the next episode.
A hypocritical liberal? Say it ain't so!
Good catch! He did look good in the cowboy hat though!
Thought I was the only one who saw that!
I think cowboy boots are just fashionable
@@radjifmaduro3661 I was waiting for it... shame. Must be an out-take. Better check the members section.
That “We have to move back to California” was actually delivered with quite a level of emotional acting…
Seriously. It literally gave me chills 😅
It makes me cry, they are so close to "getting" it.
It's the second time though, moving back. How are their brains still so californicated after all they've learned so far? I can't wait for Ep 6.
I was horrified by that conclusion. Remember in the first (I think) video that they actually did return to CA and felt like they were "home."
No, no, no, don’t you see? They’re gonna move back to Ca to Texafy it!
Buc-ee's is not just a travel stop - it is a destination!
I absolutely love this series. I always text them to my daughter & we laugh through the entire episode.
Everyone working on these needs a raise.
They're great!
I vlogged my entire experience filming this episode in Texas! Hope y'all like it ;)
This episode was amazing. Bay Area here and went to Buc-ees for the first time last weekend, vising family in Houston. Everything was so good, love the Brisket Sandwiches
Saw it. Your preview did not contain spoilers, just some natural enhancement!
OMG she's not kidding. Link: ua-cam.com/video/5K-XsCOOYCk/v-deo.html&ab_channel=ChandlerJuliet
Well Bless your Hear....
are you the same chick from rich rebuilds?
"The entire bathroom is cleaner than ours at home, even after I started making you pee sitting down" 🤣 OMG I love this series. Literally has me crying with laughter
That made me laugh so much, I had to go back and listen again, just to laugh even more.
She also should have said- "Can you bring me back some tampons from the men's bathroom".
@Aaron Morris that would have been great, but that video/story came out after this video was in the making
@@PhilMoskowitz ...only to be disappointed that they don't do that limp-wristed shit in TX! #GodBlessTexas
@@Cavachonc777 God God God God God God God God God God
The counselor has a degree from Evergreen State College! You have to be from Washington to appreciate how appropriate. Absolutely outstanding!!!
As a Washingtonian, I laughed at that. And it was a master's in gender studies!
Hands down one of the best series I’ve ever seen
The “we have to move back to California” hit right in the gut. I felt the emotion. I love this series hope they stay in Texas.
Idk. One episode in California followed by a quick retreat to Texas could be fun.
@@bodine219 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Great_to_Be_Back!
@@bodine219 If they go to california and they call steve a white supremacist, he says "but im black", and they respond with "Now you are doing cultural appropriation" i would die laughing
No oOoOO!!!!
I literally gasped and shouted "Nooooo! You're finally happy and content don't give up now!" when I heard that line.
They cannot move back to California! Yeah I'm emotionally invested in this couple's Texa-ifcation.
As someone who has never been to America, and who has no idea what Buc-ees is, I feel this overwhelming desire to go there to visit one!
I'm a life-long *Texan* , and I only heard about them for the first time last year. they just aren't in my part of the state (it's a *huge* place).
It's an experience.
If you go, go when very very hungry.
My cousin just married an Aussie and at the wedding I realized all his Aussie side had way more Bucees gear than I (a native Texan) had. Hahaha He apparently has been stockpiling stuff and taking it back home for friends and fam. It was awesome.
Get visit to Buc-ee's on your bucket list. Make sure you go hungry.
This might be the Babylon Bee's greatest video series of all time
I'm an ex-Californian (now in WA), and I've never been to a Buc-ee's before. I legit thought that it was just a gas station chain that became famous for actually sporting a mascot
California to Washington????? Dude, you went the wrong direction....should have gone East. However since I am Texan I glad that you went North instead. Keep going!!!!
@@rmoreland3583 Is it normal for you to encourage folk to continue moving in "the wrong direction" after establishing it as a poor choice? Kinda weird if you ask me. I bet you decided that all Californians are blue-loving city folk, but take a breath of air for this bit of good news... Plenty of Californians are gun-loving Americans that truly give Texas a run for their money via the "Tex-Mex" food options. 😜
Any decent Texan would be lucky to meet some of the decent and loving people that I've grown to love from where I grew up. 👍
Better than any Saturday Night Live skit in years.
Decades.
Sooo so much better than woke snl
@@trevertravis8963 correct
After the first few seasons, SNL just became so much anti-humor.
Way to set the bar low...lol...
For those of you watching this who’ve never been to a Buc-ee’s, his reaction was not acting 😂 That is exactly how your first visit will be😎
@@ChickityChicken come visit bro!
Not lying!!! It's amazing visiting a Bucee's!
I’m from New York AND California. I can’t believe I just drove by Buc-ees without stopping! Where was this video yesterday??
And your second, third ....... millionith.
That’s pretty much how it was for me on my first time, except I didn’t have the money to buy lots of things.
For those unfamiliar with bucees?
They made their name on clean bathrooms and beef jerky.
Best beef jerky in the world if you like hard stuff.
Texans are really proud of this gas station.
They position their big stores along the major interstates and have billboards announcing how far you are from them, hundreds of miles out.
For an example, you might see a billboard that says "in 240 miles exit ramp 130 for bucees"
Based out of Houston, Texas!
God I need to get me some of their jerky. I love the hard stuff but all the jerky near me is tender.
I WANT to chew on a single piece for upwards of 10 minutes, I can't DO that if it disintegrates in my mouth.
Luling, Tx headquarters in Lake Jackson.
Love the Buc-ee's billboard ads ...
OMG - It's a BEAVER
Beaver Nuggets
Only 125 miles to Buc-ee's ... You can hold it!
and the classic ...
Eat Here Get Gas
Hate to see this series end. 😅 So much fun.
"We have to move back to California"
That line was so heartbreaking that I had tears in my eyes.😂😂
And then, did you call your neighbour so he could watch this video with you and change his life around too? :D
IKR....not now, I'm too invested.
Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out.
They relapsed😢
I'm surprised he didn't say: "We need to vote to turn this place into California" lol
The character progression of Steve 😭🤣
And his great acting here.
Progressive !
His jerky addiction keeps getting better 🤣
I see an opportunity to make tv worth watching again. There is so much comedy in these days and those two know how to pull it off.
As a French, i love this serie.
Been in usa 3 times. My best friend in usa is a die hard republican and a good Christian. Barbecue, shooting, going to church, watching football are the best thing we do together! I love the real usa.
I have only one thing to say, Bee-Please keep them coming! Love the Californians discovering Texas. 😂 Please don’t send them back to California!
The suggestion was they see how nutty californian's are and move back to Texas
Yeah. How are they going to kick out the squatters if she's not allowed to have her AR-15 with the ACOG?
But what if the plot twist is they go back and spread Texification and then get kicked out of CA for being super-spreaders? Lol
Goodluck doing that with California housing prices.
@@bmoviereview8043 I am moving to CA in Jan. Looking forward to gas and housing prices.
Holy smokes……I think this is the best one yet! “Even though I don’t have a gun, everyone else in there does.” I couldn’t stop laughing. Whoever wrights these episodes is a comedic genius!
"Feel so safe " 😂👍🇺🇸
Hey I’m an engineer can I get get a job?
She should have been conflicted going between feeling scared and safe. Her old California self vs her Texas self with Texas winning really quickly. Even a line like "I know a gun free zone is always safe and I don't own a gun, but there are a lot of people with guns inside and I feel much safer." Or something to that effect.
It would have been another way to show her growth in the Texas life style.
Easy to have suggestions after viewing something. LOL
with california and democrats giving an endless supply of silliness, these things practically write themselves
Stopped in the Kentucky Buc-ee's while on a vacation trip this week.
Walked into the store, walked up to the first employee I saw and with wide eyed wonder said " I thought it was just a Babylon Bee sketch, but it's real and it's beautiful.". Made someone's day.
The wall of jerky made me weep tears of joy. The steak house jerky is amazing.
Thank you BB. I would have never known the wonder of Buc-ee's without you.
That's hilarious, and Steve does look good in that hat! The wife and I are visiting Texas next year from the UK, so this is very apt.
I’ve lived in Texas my entire life and love it here, but I’m curious why someone from another country would choose Texas as a vacation destination?
@@66gtb to meet lovely Texan people like yourself. In England I can get to London in an hour, a beach in 40 mins, or Stonehenge in 25 mins... We can do normal tourism any time, but Texas is something different, and special. Can't wait!
@@AdiHughesGuitar I’ll grant you it’s something different. London was the first place, other than our neighborhood, that we ever left our son alone. We charged him with learning the underground and all navigation while in the city. We told him where we wanted to go and then we followed him. One day he took us to the Doctor Who museum (that area was a little dicey). Anyway, when we got back into the city and off the subway he was hungry (we were tired). He was adamant that he knew how to get back to the hotel so we parted ways (he was 10 I think). He has done his homework well and showed up an hour later full and with leftovers. Fun trip. If y’all are going to be north of Dallas, I’ll gladly buy you a beer (but it won’t be as good as the beer in the UK, sorry).
@@66gtb fantastic, and cheers!
Love this series. Keep them in Texas a little longer then let them visit old friends in Calif. after they are fully Texafied.
Love it! I'd also love to see Steve and Timpani go full circle and greet their new California neighbors once they're fully Texafied! 😁
@@ARPine-bt9uo A real Californian would say " WTF are you doing back here?!?!?! Go back to America before it's too late!!!
Yes, as a Texan I can confirm Buc-ee's are magical places where the jerky flows like wine, the bathrooms are always spotless and everyone is welcome, even Californians. Y'all come back.
I went for the first time last week, and I'm back in California. Already missing it. Such a magical place. We spent 2 hours there and over $150 just on food and merch
As a republican conservative Trump supporting flag waving American.... I also live in northern Mexico AKA Southern California. And Buc-ee's is on my bucket list
The actors are amazing. All of her reactions and his selling the over the top. Feels like watching Patrick Stewart in Star Trek. Way better acting than the script needs to work, and yet so awesome.
You guys are making me want to move to Texas. This could backfire. Lol
Moving to Texas would be a fantastic idea
Like your improperly cleaned firearm
As a California native who is in Texas for college, this video helped me relive the joy of discovering Buc-ees for the first time. Thank you.
Please don’t fuck up your vote then! 😊
When Steve started to cry as he told Timpani "We're going to have to move back to California" Made my ears tear up as I said to myself "Oh No!"
I really hope they don't go back to California! I wanted to cry when he said that line!
They need a big ending where they move back and then cry
Thank you! i'm not alone. I felt his pain...
If your ears ever tear up... go immediately to the hospital, your brain is leaking out your ears. Ears shouldn't tear up... ever.
This has become serious. It's time for an intervention!
And, as Texans wouldn't do that, they need some friends from CA to caravan to TX with some Cult Retrieval Specialists to attempt to talk them into coming back - and if that fails, kidnap, exfiltration, and deprogramming.
The entire "Californians Move to Texas" series is hilarious! Thanks for putting them out and keep up the outstanding work.
We went to Buc-ee's for the first time a month ago and, I kid you not, the customers in the store were smiling at me and welcoming us when we walked in. I looked at one product and checked the price expecting it to cost $12. The price said $2! I had to rub my eyes being from Illinois. We had to go visit Buc-ee's on the way back to Illinois and we got to meet Buc-ee!
We need full episodes. I need more backstory between clay and Steve’s shenanigans
Yeeeeesssss
Yesssss
I have a fever.... And the only thing to cure it is....
Yess
I agree. Babylon Bee came up with a theme that needs to be expanded upon and broadcast to a wider audience, both for education & entertainment.
Can't wait for the final episode. Where they introduce themselves to their new neighbors from California 🤣
Where Steve tells them he used to be vegan too, as he pulls a steak from his pocket and casually takes a bite.
@@Ta2dwitetrash Then Steve gets caught and tries to lie claiming it's Beyond Meat lol
The idea gives me goose bumps 😂
you can not stop with these episodes. They are so much better than any series on Streaming platforms lol
I hope and pray that Episode 6 have them spreading their Texification back to Kalifornia.
As a native Californian, I just recently learned about Buc-ee’s as we plan for a cross country trip to Florida. It is absolutely on our must stop list. This is one of the best web series on UA-cam. I really love the entire cast.
If you're taking I-10 east, once past San Antonio take the 632 exit, its near Luling. This is a giant Buc-ees and you wont be disappointed. Just be prepared to buy a ton of goodies.
If you're going to Orlando, stop by the Busy Bees rest stop on the way. Basically Buccees but with bees.
Past Texas (lots in Texas), there is one in south Alabama, Atlanta(if you go that way), Daytona Beach, and St. Augustine.
Ask me how I know.
lol
Make sure you hit a Whataburger, and if possible a Taco Cabana in the Dallas area. Damn, I wish Taco Cabana would expand.
… you will want to stop at the location in Katy, Texas which is on I-10, on your way to Florida.
This location is one of the big locations
As a Californian I want them to stay there. They made so much progress. These is a great series, please continue, I want to see what happens to them. How about family visiting them or them visiting family In CA.
Ooohhh that would be so epic to see! Imagine Timp's Mom or Grandma at a gun range.😂 Have Timp's Mother hate it and her Granny is a natural making all head shots. Add a montage of the Grandmother going Rambo at the range while shouting "That's for the power outages and gas prices Newsome!" or something like that.
great idea, have them return to California with "new eyes" and discover how toxic it actually is
Excellent idea! Family & (ex) friends!
ca without dems and woketards would be nice
Yes dont let dem voters ruin another state.
As a life-long Texan, this series has made me realize how much I’ve taken for granted in my life. I never considered that other states don’t have Buccees. How many Americans have never had Beaver Nuggets? It’s a heart-breaking thought.
What does beaver taste like? I didn't know they ate that there.
....or a Bucc-ee Bar!!
This is hilarious!! “The jerky!!” Lol! Our first time at buc-ee’s I was blown away!
As an Australian who’s never been to the states, I feel a sudden urge to go there.
Well, if you do you'll have alot in common with TX, not just heat, wildlife & gators, but in general with the 'law unto their own' culture. Also TXns like just about ANY thing BBQ (if you can hunt & kill it you can grill it), which I've heard is an aussie thing.
Texas is amazing you won't be disappointed. I'm a Canadian that married a Texas. I love Texas so much. When I went back to Canada last month all I could think about was getting back to Texas. It's home ❤️🤍💙
While as this series demonstrates, coming to the states can be very different in which state you go to. You could go to one state and if you have a bad time assume the entire country is like that when in reality each state has it's own unique character and appeal.
Going to a Bucee’s is a must!
@@mamiavodah1012 Was an aussie thing ....hence why some of us suddenly desire to move to texas...
I can’t believe they would end on such a cliff hangar. They have been so much happier in Texas. I’m hanging out for the next ep to find out what they actually decide.
A leftist had to be miserable, and misery loves company.
Hence they have to go back to remain true to their ideals.
Such brave souls, 😭, if only they'd be able to change their opinions together.
Though you still have to contend with the state government most of California, see the map of the last election, is still somewhat conservative. Our electoral system is incredibly corrupted and we have both Hollywood and Big Tech elites, with their willing stooge RINO's like Kevin McCarthy (no close relation), controlling the state. There are semi-reasonable places to live here. Orange County went back to being Republican this year when they monitored the voting system.
@@stoneomountain2390 I think that may be the overall theme. No matter how much they love all these Texas things, they cannot and will not admit that they have been wrong about almost everything.
They will come back to California, to expose the California's failure!
I will bet on it.
I'm assuming they're gonna try and move back and not be able to afford anything
This has been such a rollercoaster of character growth.
I can't wait for the next instalment. My first time in a Buckees was just like Steve's. My name, too (btw). Brisket sandwiches and pear preserves are the magic combination. My last visit to the new Buckees on I75 in GA was a huge disappointment when they didn't have any pear preserves. I was crushed.
Why, why, why?
This whole series was an elaborate setup for the most ambitious Buc-ee's commercial in history! We've been had!
Always Drink Your Ovaltine!
We've been duped, deceived, fooled, and quite possibly.........bamboozled.
@@RKidd-ex3rh I haven't been bamboozled since at least 2006
@@RKidd-ex3rh And loving it!
@@jimdandy9289 We were all bamboozled in 2020.
It is so funny how they are both trying to resist their inner Texan. They don't need help with their marriage. Everything they ever wanted is right in front of them. Once they throw caution to the wind and embrace their urges, they will find true happiness.
True, but the Bee can't let them do it quite yet. We need many more episodes before they can be truly happy! I LOVE these!
Nothing but huge smiles through this one!! LOVE IT!!
Adorable! Excellent work to the whole crew that puts this together.
Anyone else notice right from the start, Tippany is still wearing the proper Texas footwear? 😂
Yep! She jus lost soul, seeking The Beacon of Bacon!!
Yeah missed opportunity in counseling
Yes, LOL!
I love the backhanded comment at the end that CA is basically an abusive relationship - they know they need to get out, but they always go back to the same pain
Oh it’s so so true 😢
I didn't understand why Steve would want to go back, so thanks for the explanation.
Boy, you must've caught that Buc'ees on a *really* slow time of day, or got them to let you in to film before they actually opened, because I've NEVER seen one as un-busy as that before! 🙂
1:00 “volunteering at the transgender cat center” slaps.
And
“Our interracial love is stronger than anything”
“Yeah…. Our LOVE”
My husband is white and I’m black and I can’t imagine either of us saying something shit like that lol
My Kolache was 100% vegan AND gluten free! What a miracle! ❤
Looping forward to what woke clothes you're wearing this time 😅
Sorry, Milk, Butter and Egg are used in the dough. NOT Vegan.
Dough
warm milk 1 c (240 ml)
active dry yeast 1 packet (2¼ tsp)
sugar ⅓ c (70 g) + 1 tbsp
flour 4 c (480 g)
salt 1 tsp
butter (softened) 1 stick (110 g)
eggs 2 yolks
poppy seed filling
whole poppy seeds 1⅓ c (200 g)
whole milk ¾ c (180 ml)
powdered sugar 1 c (120 g)
chopped dates ¾ c (120 g)
ground cinnamon ½ tsp
ground cloves ¼ tsp
salt pinch
vanilla extract 1 tsp
You're awesome in this series 😂😂
Thought this was a bot before I saw the profile tbh
@@dougadams9419 I give this recipe 3 stars because I didn't have poppy seeds so I substituted with heroin and ended up in rehab.
Best one yet...NOOOO they can't go back to California. How they heck did the Bee get me emotional invested in a satirical short video series...WOW!
Pretty much
Agreed.
I moved to KS from WAa state this year. I felt exactly like this going into Tractor Supply today! Found myself wondering if I needed a $500 Pitmaster smoker. I know I will need something to cook brisket come summer.
They got chicken chick's up here at the Enumclaw WA store. Somehow I'll have to convince the landlord to let me build a chicken coop 🐔
More... We need more of these please... 😂
The fact that there is a whole episode dedicated to just buccees says something 😂😂😂
She never mention putting Buccees nuts in her mouth..... lol
His
NEAR BUCCEES EXPERIENCE
was some of the best they have made.
We just got one where I live, and it's exactly like he showed. People are in love with Buccees and everything there
That's a real place?
@@jffry890 yep, big truck stop and shop.
the marriage counselor said either they agree with the ideology or divorce. It was worded in such a sneaky way implying they can't love each other if they think a bit different, rather than the marriage counselor pushing an agenda. It was a subtle thing but pretty impressive
There's also R vs K strategy in Biology - which explains a lot of the differences between the 2 sides - and that - they actually just are not compatable
The Evergreen state college degree was epic!
Considering that the medical community labeled traditional masculinity as a mental illness, I think we can safely say, that therapy in general is at least as likely to harm you, as it is to help you.
They are in Austin... What else would you expect? :)
Loving this series! Had to go back to the begining and watch in order. You guys are great!
I work at Bucees in Texas 😆. I see so many out of stater’s (and locals as well) thanking us for our clean bathrooms, cute gifts, etc.
“…even since I made you start peeing sitting down.”
Yup. That one. Best line for this one.
Yep... epic self-burn! 🔥
Yep,.I knew someone already said it.
100%
I laughed hard as hell on that one because my best friend is a big liberal and his wife has had him peeing sitting down for almost 20 years now 🤣🤣
@@ghiggs8389 oh no. I know a guy that does it voluntarily, but he’s pretty queer.
@@BobbyChastain 🤣
I just went to my first Buc-ee's last weekend. So glad they're in TN now
I'm from Texas, and I've never been to a Buc-ee's. They don't have those in South Texas.
Following you from Colombia, you make my day everytime I see your videos
This needs to be a full series. All in favor say Yeehaw!!
Yeehaw.
Hell Ya!!
yeehaw!
Yeehaw!
Yippee Kay Yay!
Yeehaw. 🤣
Not gonna lie. I ran across Buc-ee's by chance myself. When I pulled in I couldn't understand how a gas station could have so much parking let alone it being mostly full. When I got to the doors all I could smell was brisket. It instantly became the greatest store ever.
I can't go there and not get a bacon egg and cheese croissant.
I can’t wait for the next episode! I laughed so hard. That Bucces montage is so accurate! That is exactly how I felt my first time walking into one.
3:26 I love how this is shot in the style of a zoomer vlogger. On-point.