Reviewing My AliExpress Coffee Equipment Haul

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  • @alexk6982
    @alexk6982 Рік тому +1801

    I love that James is having a lot of fun lately. The fact that he donned the bean costume, momentarily showed us to messy hair and printed a silly expression on the foam shows he loves a good joke as much as anyone.

  • @gavinBsussex
    @gavinBsussex 2 роки тому +797

    Never thought that I would hear the phrase “it leaves me no choice but to taste my face”. Strange times indeed… thanks for spending thousands on coffee junk that nobody needs for our entertainment James. You are a legend

    • @thecatofnineswords
      @thecatofnineswords 2 роки тому +9

      We are all now waiting in anticipation for Hames to enhance that phrase.

    • @OyvindBjorgo
      @OyvindBjorgo 2 роки тому +2

      At some point, we may have watched enough of James' videos to expect these things. Today is not that day.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Рік тому +1

      It's a fantastic problem to have.

  • @samuelbrown9665
    @samuelbrown9665 2 роки тому +935

    The self stirring mug is actually quite a commonplace instrument in experimental chemistry. The little “pill” is colloquially referred to as a “flea” though more appropriately as a magnetic stir bar. It is typically used inside a beaker or other form of glassware atop of a hot plate which has a magnetic motor beneath it. It allows to a constant rate of stirring and for liquid or solutions that cannot be stirred for whatever reason to be stirred.

    • @jonmahashintina
      @jonmahashintina 2 роки тому +15

      there are some videos ive watched of people developing pigments out of certain chemicals and that stirrer definitely looked familiar.

    • @davidpottage6402
      @davidpottage6402 2 роки тому +130

      In my experience those things are mostly used because the reaction needs to be stirred continuously for hours, and even the graduate student refuses to sit there that long for such a boring task.

    • @CRL_One
      @CRL_One Рік тому +93

      Yeah, but lab hotplates have stirring speed control, only setting this thing has seems to be an 11, lol.

    • @PhosphorAlchemist
      @PhosphorAlchemist Рік тому +34

      @@CRL_One Yes, my first thought was that the motor was way overpowered to have only an on/off switch. You could stir a smoothie at that intensity. Assuming it's a basic stir mechanism, the speed controller is usually on the bottom but probably inaccessible due to the battery module.

    • @timholowachuk
      @timholowachuk Рік тому +8

      Further, the mug appears to be most useful in terms of frothing milk, not necessarily stirring coffee. The speed at which the stir bean rotates is well suited towards that process.

  • @Ess_Chalk
    @Ess_Chalk Рік тому +399

    As the patron who "won" the chunky cup, I now have the pleasure of drinking out of the vessel from which James Hoffman tasted his face and remarked it has no flavour.

    • @TRDFanatic
      @TRDFanatic 6 днів тому

      Quite the contrary, I believe James’ face to be full of flavor bwahahaha. Comedic gold.

  • @emmanuelmacedo1095
    @emmanuelmacedo1095 Рік тому +269

    “Ooh, angry snappy lid” made me laugh because he looked like he enjoyed it

  • @hausofjulian
    @hausofjulian 2 роки тому +5330

    James is out here making gold for Hames

    • @Count_Smackula
      @Count_Smackula 2 роки тому +19

      @@ffwast I was thinking the same thing.

    • @warthunderrj
      @warthunderrj 2 роки тому +199

      - "This strange looking object...I guess there is a little vibrating motor...it's a tight quite fit in the chamber....that was physical" 😆

    • @EasyMoneySG
      @EasyMoneySG 2 роки тому +97

      "the idea of a spinny thing always did please me" 😂

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 2 роки тому +28

      @@warthunderrj "But this says - why not both?!?"

    • @somefreshbread
      @somefreshbread 2 роки тому +72

      Why are we all so broken that hundreds of us had this thought one minute into the video?

  • @80Toad
    @80Toad 2 роки тому +1586

    I like how James has a temp probe to check the temperature of the sand but uses his finger to check the water. "Yeah its about 50C..."

    • @aleksandrG
      @aleksandrG 2 роки тому +42

      Well, water can not be higher then 100C, while sand can be way over

    • @panzerveps
      @panzerveps 2 роки тому +22

      @@aleksandrG Wrong. Water under pressure can get a lot hotter than 100 degrees C.

    • @HauntedSheppard
      @HauntedSheppard 2 роки тому +313

      @@panzerveps tell me, was the water under pressure?

    • @protocj3735
      @protocj3735 2 роки тому +101

      @@panzerveps Thanks Jimmy Neutron

    • @wol_ves
      @wol_ves 2 роки тому +71

      @@HauntedSheppard It was under pressure. Under atmospheric pressure hahaha :P

  • @domninin
    @domninin 2 роки тому +494

    9:11 "Enjoy a mellow coffee and live a petty bourgeois life" could actually be the slogan of this channel

    • @billsuspect
      @billsuspect 2 роки тому +36

      It needs to be on a t-shirt if nothing else.

    • @ToppyTree
      @ToppyTree 2 роки тому +8

      I missed that, ty

    • @davtona
      @davtona 2 роки тому +5

      I had to stop, rewind and read that after thinking my brain had pranked me. Blipverts, who knew?

    • @Ruth-tu9mu
      @Ruth-tu9mu 2 роки тому +3

      We are all about that petty bourgeois life around here 💀😂

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner Рік тому +9

      It's supposed to be "petite" but petty fits as well (same root, I think). Presumably it's Chinglish

  • @DoronBarShay
    @DoronBarShay Рік тому +112

    I was in a hotel with my partner a few months ago.
    As we sat for breakfast one of the employees said we look really good and asked if it's ok to take a picture of us with his phone, which was strange.
    A few moments later he came back with a coffee cup with our picture on it (no color).
    It was a nice experience, and an interesting use case for the coffee printer.

  • @KatBurnsKASHKA
    @KatBurnsKASHKA Рік тому +348

    I could see that printer machine being cool at a cafe to add like specific characters to their latte for an extra $1 or something!

    • @WesTheMarketer
      @WesTheMarketer Рік тому +10

      We saw one on a cruise last year. It’s pretty slick.

    • @mohamm148
      @mohamm148 Рік тому +24

      more like for 10$ lol

    • @philipjhorton
      @philipjhorton Рік тому +22

      Could be used as a marketing gimmick at conventions!

    • @Orzorn
      @Orzorn Рік тому +11

      I had a latte a few years ago where they would take a picture of anything we wanted and print it on our latte. I chose my passport cover which was designed by an artist local to their region, and the art came out beautifully. My fiancee and I took pictures of our lattes together and it remains a fond memory.

    • @firstname4337
      @firstname4337 8 місяців тому

      it would be awesome for halloween and christmas

  • @SixumSuave
    @SixumSuave 2 роки тому +189

    That box! "Enjoy mellow coffee and live a petty Bourgeois life". Truly, words to live by.

    • @pistachoo.
      @pistachoo. Рік тому +7

      I need this made into one of those rustic painted kitchen wall decorative "Live Laugh Love" type signs :D

    • @TatharNuar
      @TatharNuar Рік тому

      I need a timestamp.

    • @thedownwardmachine
      @thedownwardmachine Рік тому +1

      Good to see the CCP expressing itself

    • @RianMalik
      @RianMalik Рік тому +2

      @@TatharNuar 9:11

    • @themmmeanone
      @themmmeanone Рік тому +6

      I know Chinese and unfortunately this really is just auto translation gone wrong.

  • @AndrewMclean
    @AndrewMclean 2 роки тому +803

    That intro means we have reached Peak Hoffmann

    • @richardparke4105
      @richardparke4105 2 роки тому +62

      I am optimistic. I think we are not even close to Peak Hoffmann yet.

    • @domninin
      @domninin 2 роки тому +19

      No that is the form he takes on at 50 percent power. We are not close to him going 100 percent yet

    • @ElectTheChopStick
      @ElectTheChopStick 2 роки тому +6

      I can't wait for puck Hoffman.

    • @Xbox360gamer5000
      @Xbox360gamer5000 2 роки тому +15

      Hames joffman*

    • @seazonegranec
      @seazonegranec 2 роки тому +4

      This isn't even his final form

  • @chillyspoon
    @chillyspoon 2 роки тому +439

    James going to the Middle East to taste coffee made with a traditional sand brewer, to learn the process, and discuss the equipment and history is a video I would love to see!

    • @danthelambboy
      @danthelambboy Рік тому +16

      He doesn't go outside, someone is making him record these videos

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 Рік тому +1

      Safest region in the world

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 7 місяців тому

      then gets kidnapped cause he is white

  • @jakereimer6950
    @jakereimer6950 Рік тому +262

    I wonder if the printer skewed green to compensate for the coffee that wasn’t there

  • @dhmonoxide
    @dhmonoxide Рік тому +128

    I almost died at the latte art printer part lol. Main event indeed.
    Actually the printer is considered to be a great gadget in otaku-themed cafes or restaurants in Japan, South Korea and Taiwan in which Japanese anime is really a thing.
    They print pictures of the customers' favourite characters when ordered; recently some KPOP themed cafes in South Korea are also getting these things to print KPOP singers' face on the latte cup.

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton Рік тому +3

      I was thinking I want to drink Jeff Satur's face ahahahahahah.

  • @error.418
    @error.418 2 роки тому +426

    omfg James you are an international treasure in your bean costume

    • @zdenek3010
      @zdenek3010 2 роки тому +15

      A treasure for Hames Joffmann for sure.

    • @error.418
      @error.418 2 роки тому +6

      @@zdenek3010 Lol, absolutely, looking forward to the edits

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 2 роки тому +7

      I suppose it gives an entirely new flavour/face/meaning to the expression "Mr Bean".

  • @alajnabiya
    @alajnabiya 2 роки тому +164

    Here's another vote for a Turkish coffee video! Where I live we typically drink Turkish coffee with cardamom in it but made on a stovetop. I don't know what is special about the sand. If you go to Istanbul, because I'm sure you'll want to do some thorough research, there's a whole room in Topkapi palace filled with coffee and tea making antiques with descriptions of Turkish/Ottoman coffee culture that I could have spent much longer looking at.

    • @brattingprincess
      @brattingprincess 2 роки тому

      That’s so cool!!!

    • @lauramccoy8507
      @lauramccoy8507 Рік тому +1

      Love cardamom coffee ☕💖

    • @lesslighter
      @lesslighter Рік тому +3

      Sand in theory should be able to retain heat longer so you can do large amount of servings once the sand is up to temperature

    • @matthewlister3755
      @matthewlister3755 Рік тому +4

      I live in New England and, as a result, I have drunk my fair share of Greek coffee due to the immigrant community that lives here. I'm told it is very similar to a Turkish coffee. I went through a phase of making it on the stovetop and that's all I drank every morning. I still drink it on occasion, but my new job means trips to the local coffee place, which pales in comparison. I too would like to cast my vote for Turkish coffee. If it's anything like Greek coffee it's underrated and, speaking for me personally, the coffee I would prefer to drink if I had my choice when I'm rushing to work in the morning. James, don't drink the bit on the bottom. It gave its flavor to your tongue. Thank it for that and put it back in the earth.

    • @Core_VII
      @Core_VII Рік тому

      Turkish coffee=jet fuel for humans

  • @cypherfunc
    @cypherfunc 2 роки тому +472

    That printer is finally an answer to the Starbucks name struggle. Just take quick pic of each customer and print it on their drink!! What could go wrong? 😉

    • @itsROMPERS...
      @itsROMPERS... Рік тому +17

      I thought the same thing, but they put lids on them. 😞

    • @fredhenry101
      @fredhenry101 Рік тому

      @@itsROMPERS... Easy solution: Print the face, put the lid next to the cup. Walk up, find the drink with your face on, put the lid on so you don't have to confront the existential horror of drinking your own face before you've had your coffee, and off you trot

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner Рік тому +2

      @@itsROMPERS... You could print on the lids.

    • @josephvalerio6665
      @josephvalerio6665 Рік тому +1

      someone soft surely wont give their permission to print their picture on their own drink

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 Рік тому +3

      @@josephvalerio6665 Yeah like boomers

  • @gayanderson2242
    @gayanderson2242 Рік тому +29

    “The idea of a spinny thing always did please me”. Me too. I thought the magnetic stirrers in chem lab were fascinating and so clever. We need a version of it for the kitchen.

  • @brianpack5479
    @brianpack5479 Рік тому +38

    I didn't expect "horrified James latte art" to be on the list of things I needed in my life, but here we are.

  • @RegularBeico
    @RegularBeico 2 роки тому +815

    Honestly wasn't expecting the printer to work so well

    • @sirjman
      @sirjman 2 роки тому +18

      I had coffee from one of these a few years ago, it worked even better than his example. Like anything probably takes a bit of practice.

    • @damian_smith
      @damian_smith 2 роки тому +23

      Printers often need some tuning (profiling) to get the colours right. I also saw one in Hong Kong years back - want willing to pay the extra for a photo-coffee, but it's a cute idea

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik Рік тому +25

      @@sirjman The printer probably is calibrated to asume a brown coffee base and adjusts accordingly

    • @danielirvine7468
      @danielirvine7468 Рік тому +2

      Kinda weirds me out drinking ink ?
      I guess we will find out in 10 years if it’s safe

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik Рік тому +27

      ​@@danielirvine7468 What do you think is in literally everything with artificial colors is?
      candy, cakes, frosting, ice cream, jam, jelly, jello, pudding, soda, and so many other things include artificial food coloring and have for almost a CENTURY now

  • @sebas9504
    @sebas9504 2 роки тому +56

    Excited for the roasting series and for a guide on brewing Turkish coffee!
    Hope you’re also still interested in doing a video or two on decaffeination, I’d be super keen to hear your take on it

  • @jjforcebreaker
    @jjforcebreaker 2 роки тому +297

    _On every level except physical, I am a coffee bean._ - James Hoffmann, 2022.

    • @TheAnonymousrogue
      @TheAnonymousrogue Рік тому +2

      A real human bean and a real hero.

    • @joepangean6770
      @joepangean6770 Рік тому

      Needs to be a shirt printed quote offered by TensHundredsThousands.

  • @JoeHatesItHere
    @JoeHatesItHere Рік тому +336

    Nothing like a Saturday night, a James Hoffman video, and a petty bourgeoise life.

    • @pierrex3226
      @pierrex3226 Рік тому +11

      Bourgeois, not bourgeoise ;)

    • @andrewhaley6098
      @andrewhaley6098 Рік тому +10

      @@pierrex3226 "petit," not "petty." ;-)

    • @pierrex3226
      @pierrex3226 Рік тому +7

      @@andrewhaley6098 well no, i assume he meant that bourgeois life is petty. Full French would be petite, then. Une petite vie bourgeoise.

    • @JimboCKW
      @JimboCKW Рік тому +3

      @@pierrex3226 petit bourgeois is a common phrase though

    • @cichlisuite2
      @cichlisuite2 Рік тому +30

      @@andrewhaley6098 But it's a quote from the packaging of the carafe which said "Enjoy coffee and live a petty bourgeois life", and I like that James didn't spell it out more than necessary to make the joke.

  • @poala3178
    @poala3178 Рік тому +152

    For the Turkish Coffee, be careful what type of copper ware you use. They all have aluminum coat inside where coffee goes in, but the coat should be 100% perfect for it to not be a health hazard. Copper and acidic liquids are not the best for both taste and most importantly health. Also, the coffee that you made is the most default and most used Turkish coffee brand in Turkey. Maybe packaging was compromised, or maybe it was just stale, but it shouldn't taste funny like that. Also, you should absolutely burn the shit out of the sand before using. It should be at 200+ Celsius for 2+ hours, then cooled, and heated again for 2 more times before using to make coffee.

    • @rquincy4113
      @rquincy4113 10 місяців тому +2

      Thank you for this information!

    • @ShadowKylar
      @ShadowKylar 9 місяців тому +4

      I’m curious what the point of the heating cycle for the sand is? Do you mean doing that just the first time or every time?

    • @poala3178
      @poala3178 9 місяців тому +13

      @@ShadowKylar it is only done for the first use as far as I'm aware. It is done to burn away any foul smelling substances that may inherently found in the sand and/or additives that are sometimes added before shipping to prevent the sand getting moist. It is basically aquarium sand after all. It may contain microplastics or other compounds that smell bad. Better to burn them away before using.

    • @estergrant6713
      @estergrant6713 8 місяців тому +4

      james is (with love) a huge coffee snob and its not unlikely that if the most popular coffee in turkey was included he wouldn't like it. he just has very picky tastes, thats his thing.

    • @poala3178
      @poala3178 8 місяців тому +1

      @@estergrant6713 actually now that I think, it's not very rare that an enthusiast disliking the most popular coffee. I dislike about 70% of the most popular coffee in my area. Totally makes sense that he dislikes it too.

  • @Justin-Bamforth
    @Justin-Bamforth 2 роки тому +178

    The printer section literally gave me real tears. Bravo Mr Hoffman you’re a UA-cam treat for all.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Рік тому +3

      And now that his face is a beverage, he can also be a literal treat.

    • @tascanis
      @tascanis Рік тому +1

      I think the issue with the printer was actually the lack of coffee in the beverage.
      James said it looked like the green was a little but too much and the magenta cartridge probably wasn't dispensing correctly. However I think it maybe on purpose due to the normal color of a beverage you'd use it in. Which would be a latte, which is slightly brownish which is fairly close to magenta

  • @christiantangvald9421
    @christiantangvald9421 2 роки тому +32

    " Enjoy mellow coffee and live a petty bourgeois life" is so good.
    Would love that on a t shirt

  • @MadScones
    @MadScones 2 роки тому +495

    I don't even drink coffee, I'm just a big fan of James

  • @triciamcmillan9846
    @triciamcmillan9846 Рік тому +22

    “Wouldn’t like to use this machine if it stood between me and my first cup of coffee for the day” 😂 made me laugh out loud - the mental picture of going to this ridiculous machine for that first, pre compos mentis, cup of the day really tickled my funny bone. Thanks James ❤

  • @birphon
    @birphon Рік тому +58

    ngl, would love to see a "Coffee's of the World" series where you spend one or two episodes to "figure out how coffee is made" from different parts of the world, from their roasting to their processing to actually drinking the coffee. Sand cooking(?) has always been an interesting thing to me to the point of someone decided to take their hot sand and boil their coffee in it cause why not. Maybe Part 1 could be History and Part 2 could be How To - by Part 1 and 2 i mean of that region

    • @wenaught
      @wenaught Рік тому +2

      putting stuff in hot sand to see what happens is probably one of the favorite pastimes in places where there's hot sand basically everywhere

  • @m_cabral
    @m_cabral 2 роки тому +40

    The printer is great for weddings and parties. We hired a barista for my wedding and they had one of these printers. They printed a photo of myself and my wife and a thank you sign on top of lattes. Our guests loved it.

  • @soysorray
    @soysorray 2 роки тому +15

    Having seen James "The Human Bean" Hoffmann, I can finally die in peace.

    • @BroonParker
      @BroonParker 2 роки тому

      Scared to death more like.

  • @danielwilkinson8056
    @danielwilkinson8056 2 роки тому +49

    You know James, your level of sass in this video is off the charts. "I know what you want, you want me to drink it anyway". I found myself giggling along. I love the conversation esk way of presentation in your videos. Amazing! Great job! Like many I was weirly impressed by the AliExpress purchases haha

  • @ceebee1461
    @ceebee1461 Рік тому +28

    The printer release made my jaw drop. That is incredible.

  • @turtle_soda
    @turtle_soda Рік тому +41

    Oh my gosh that Turkish coffee technique was definitely something else. Biggest tips I can give are water first then coffee so you can get good “crema” (foam) on top. don’t stir it, the boiling water will take care of that. Place it deeper in the sand, like 40-50% deep. Those are the most common mistakes I usually see.

    • @Dapplication
      @Dapplication Рік тому

      Kurukahveci mehmet efendi's coffee is shit, the brewer can't do much to salvage the earthy sandy coffee of them

    • @turtle_soda
      @turtle_soda Рік тому +1

      @@Dapplication while I don’t think it’s terrible I definitely prefer Arabic brands of Turkish coffee

  • @andrewackerman7288
    @andrewackerman7288 2 роки тому +29

    I can't wait to see the Hames Joffman version of this!

    • @jbradleymusic
      @jbradleymusic 2 роки тому +13

      I'm still not convinced they're not the same person.

    • @justinlee810
      @justinlee810 2 роки тому +4

      Had to double check I wasn't watching Hames Joffman lol

    • @andrewackerman7288
      @andrewackerman7288 2 роки тому +1

      @@jbradleymusic no no no Hames has mustache, a very dapper one

  • @ffwast
    @ffwast 2 роки тому +15

    The stirring mug is just the same design as a magnetic stirrer for labs and such, I got one in a box of other stuff built with just a magnet glued to a computer fan stuck in a little box you set any old container on and drop the little stir bar into it.

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 2 роки тому +5

      I instantly thought of NileRed and his stir bars when I saw that thing. Wonder how they make it work with a metal mug, though...

    • @paulgibson193
      @paulgibson193 2 роки тому +3

      @@NickiRusin as long as the inside isn’t iron/steel the magnetic field can go through it. My guess is it’s aluminium.

    • @lukedodson3267
      @lukedodson3267 2 роки тому +2

      @@NickiRusin I looked it up and the product info says it's stainless steel, so it's probably a grade of austenite steel since they're less ferro-magnetic.

    • @nicolaplays1134
      @nicolaplays1134 2 роки тому +3

      Even better, some of the lab versions have integrated hot plates, so you could use it to keep your drink hot at the same time.

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 2 роки тому +1

      @@nicolaplays1134 the lab version often has adjustable stir speed and temperatures too, so you can warm your liquid however you like,

  • @mathnerdm
    @mathnerdm 2 роки тому +15

    That magnetic stirrer is the exact same kind you use for stirring reactions in beakers in a lab! Usually the magnetic base is built into the heating plate as well.

    • @Lollllllz
      @Lollllllz 2 роки тому +2

      I think if they just added a speed control just oike the hot plates that have a stir function it would be nice

  • @stevengasperino3301
    @stevengasperino3301 Рік тому +11

    That printer sort of makes me think about trade shows, recruiting events, that sort of thing. Like a gimmick where you print your company's logo onto lattes right before you hand them to your prospective clients or employees, or the reporters you're trying to impress. Something of absolutely no consequence except to show people how much effort you put into your booth or reception or whatever.

  • @notbatman1001
    @notbatman1001 Рік тому +2

    This was today's favorite of two UA-cam offerings--the first, a friend building a backyard chicken coop from recycled materials. Having had better luck and more enjoyment with coffee than I've had with chickens, I express my thanks for all his efforts.

  • @Crazt
    @Crazt 2 роки тому +6

    Can we vote for Mr. Hoffman to do a whole exploration in Turkish coffee?

  • @DrCh0ngo
    @DrCh0ngo 2 роки тому +37

    That latte art had me laughing out loud! I can’t believe how well it worked!

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik Рік тому +6

      Probably would have worked better on an actual Latte, as it is clearly calibrated to assume a milky tan coffee base

  • @spamcan9208
    @spamcan9208 2 роки тому +33

    I let out a very loud laugh when the magnetic stirring thing yeeted itself into the coffee. Side note: I would love to see a video on the Turkish coffee maker as well as other less traditional (in the West) brewers.

  • @TheRealDoctorBonkus
    @TheRealDoctorBonkus Рік тому +1

    God, I love this, I am so glad youtube recommended this channel

  • @arnovj1
    @arnovj1 Рік тому +5

    I really loved the beginning bit in the costume, best laugh of the day

  • @kubafraczek2577
    @kubafraczek2577 2 роки тому +152

    James on a coffee was both predicatbly unsetteling and surprisingly endearing.

    • @TheJamesMReid
      @TheJamesMReid 2 роки тому +1

      I think I need a tshirt with that face on it lol

  • @mayeejun
    @mayeejun 2 роки тому +7

    This gentle chaos (so far... I'm only about a quarter of the way through) was exactly what I needed today 😊

  • @Justin-yx4bq
    @Justin-yx4bq 2 роки тому +106

    James needs to go to japan and see the anime fan cafes to understand why the latte art printer exists.

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner Рік тому +3

      Expensive but it's going to pay for itself pretty quick in that scenario.

  • @Aarmadale
    @Aarmadale Рік тому +5

    The smoke coming out of the sand coffee maker is probably an oil that is coated on metal products to prevent rusting while shipping, it'll stop burning after a few uses or after washing it off well!

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton Рік тому +1

      I realized he didn't wash any of the things he used. :o Can't be hygienic.

  • @ooldmka
    @ooldmka Рік тому +19

    Dude really is making a cold brew hand pressed espresso

  • @juliadandy6019
    @juliadandy6019 2 роки тому +16

    I absolutely LOVE the testing and reviewing cheap/weird/random stuff videos.
    Testing the good stuff is not as fun

  • @nikki3879
    @nikki3879 2 роки тому +38

    This is pure joy. Mad scientist James testing ridiculous coffee gadgets is my favourite James 🤣

  • @antikovt
    @antikovt 2 роки тому +4

    Oh man, I never knew how much I needed an "Understanding Turkish coffee brewing" series from James before this video. Now I cannot sleep.

  • @emmanuelmacedo1095
    @emmanuelmacedo1095 Рік тому +4

    When this man reviews whacky gadgets, things we know are probably bad, he looks like he is having soooo much fun. I love it

  • @MrTomski
    @MrTomski Рік тому +22

    My therapist: Coffee Bean James Hoffmann isn't real and he can't hurt you...

    • @rgs8970
      @rgs8970 Рік тому +1

      that tooth 💀

  • @ALDB
    @ALDB 2 роки тому +89

    I want to open a shop called "Little Coffee Shop of Horrors" and sell all this crap dressed in the coffee bean costume.

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 2 роки тому +8

      Don't forget coffee pods with cereal flavor.

    • @John-nr6gg
      @John-nr6gg 2 роки тому +4

      ...and don't forget the coffee printer. Talk about a money machine. Customers will be flocking from everywhere, to drink their heads off.

    • @koshey245
      @koshey245 2 роки тому

      @@MetalheadAndNerd coffee milk lattes do be amazing though

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Рік тому

      And the true horror is that you serve bad coffee!

    • @koshey245
      @koshey245 Рік тому +1

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 so a starbucks?

  • @montgomeryharr30
    @montgomeryharr30 2 роки тому +57

    Crass images is an incredibly polite way of saying what we'd all do with that pen 😂

  • @ib8543
    @ib8543 2 роки тому +16

    I genuinely loved this episode. There were interesting gadgets, James’ subtle humor, and most important of all, my new favorite coffee mascot 😂

  • @Simonkenteriksson
    @Simonkenteriksson Рік тому +1

    I just always find it funny -> anything is interesting when someone is passionate about a topic. I don't like coffee. I will most likely never like or drink coffee. I don't wanna learn to enjoy coffee. Yet i watched almost all your videos, learning on how to make a great cup of coffee. Thanks for great content as always :)

  • @chianti95
    @chianti95 9 місяців тому +2

    That steamer gizmo was interesting. For $99 I’d give it a whirl, but $300? Nope. James printing his face on cappuccino foam was unforgettable! 😂

  • @starrykalico
    @starrykalico 2 роки тому +13

    hey James I found you through the Tom Scott plus video and I'm so mesmerized by your channel and passion for coffee so much so you're making ME start feeling passionate about it
    I love the care and craft you put into your videos (especially the makita one, a fav of mine) and all because you made me realise that coffee has more flavours than just bitter!

  • @doctornick666
    @doctornick666 2 роки тому +7

    I didn't think anything could beat the bripe video, but this was 28 minutes of joy

  • @ruairihair
    @ruairihair 2 місяці тому +1

    "Ooohhh angry snappy lid!"
    Precisely the aort of detailed insight ive come to expect.

  • @magnus_the_bread48
    @magnus_the_bread48 Рік тому +1

    "That's definitely a lid on experience, if I'm honest." Hoffmann '22 - Is my new favourite quote.

  • @vasilisdurden2622
    @vasilisdurden2622 2 роки тому +8

    Im having a miserable Friday night in, and suddenly I see this video. You just fixed my mood James. An honest "thank you" is the least I can say

  • @mixhpun
    @mixhpun 2 роки тому +15

    I feel like Hames Joffman will be able to make a masterpiece out of this video!
    Which instantly makes it a classic

  • @jamesheadgierre6276
    @jamesheadgierre6276 2 роки тому +6

    Might be your best review video yet, James. A good, through, honest review of a bunch of products. And you picked some super interesting products to review too!

  • @mateop607
    @mateop607 7 місяців тому +4

    0:19 yooooo emo James

  • @zerocool2210
    @zerocool2210 Рік тому +2

    Coincidentally the manual lever machine (ZXS) can be connected to another version of the your steamer (11’38”). That steamer can chain the steam (and hot water for brewing too) through a plastic tube to the manual lever machine to preheat it to higher than 93 degree C for espresso. I can send you a photo if you like.
    Love to see your gadgets reviews and they are very informative and interesting. You just saved me a lot of time and money. Keep up the amazing work 🎉

    • @nisgt
      @nisgt Рік тому +1

      I'm really interested in this! Can you send me a photo too please?

  • @JuddJadulan
    @JuddJadulan 2 роки тому +28

    This is James' guilty pleasure along with Ikea products.

  • @DigitalicaEG
    @DigitalicaEG 2 роки тому +43

    This whole video is probably so James can write off that latte art printer as a business expense 😅

    • @kc8724
      @kc8724 2 роки тому +1

      Well obviously he writes everything in these videos off cause he bought it for work

    • @DigitalicaEG
      @DigitalicaEG 2 роки тому +6

      @@kc8724 well obviously you’re missing the joke entirely

    • @mattzechman4408
      @mattzechman4408 2 роки тому +1

      No idea what the tax rate is in Europe, but if it's anything like the US, I don't blame him 🤓

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik Рік тому +2

      @@mattzechman4408 tax rates in Europe tend to be much higher than in the US
      I knew a girl from England in High School who's family moved to the US when her father's Tax rate hit 105%

    • @kc8724
      @kc8724 Рік тому +1

      @@mattzechman4408 Europe is a continent 🙂

  • @wlonkery
    @wlonkery 2 роки тому +6

    So many of these give me big 差不多 energy. But I would _love_ to see you do some more immersion coffee videos, like Turkish coffee or café de olla!

  • @monkeybabble
    @monkeybabble Рік тому +10

    So now I want an hour long video of the bean mascot sitting in a cafe. The camera slowly zooms in on its lifeless face, almost imperceptibly slowly. As you get closer you begin to wonder: are you looking into its soul, or is it looking into yours? You shudder at the thought as you swear you smell the faintest hint of freshly brewed coffee.

  • @Elleander1
    @Elleander1 Рік тому +1

    James saying Combustion on a poorly made greenscreen-esque flaming background is exactly the energy I needed. Thank you

  • @kyledurrwachter9975
    @kyledurrwachter9975 2 роки тому +26

    I would love to see more of a look into Turkish style brewing especially with sand. It’s probably the most foreign brewer to me (maybe the syphon would contest)

    • @chemistrykrang8065
      @chemistrykrang8065 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah I'm here for a Turkish video... but James might struggle given his oft-expressed dislike of sludgy stuff in coffee and love of the paper filter.
      Also what if it's good? Do I really want him to open that door and make me buy another grinder? (Maybe my Knock could do Turkish... but doing that with a hand grinder feels like it'd be pretty hard work...)

  • @joemccall8991
    @joemccall8991 2 роки тому +7

    "I need some hair product" is my new go-to excuse for everything

  • @Epinardscaramel
    @Epinardscaramel 2 роки тому +5

    The bean costume is gorgeous

  • @montv291
    @montv291 Рік тому +8

    Please do a cezve turkish coffee breakdown like your others! I just bought one and I'd love your take.

  • @trash3570
    @trash3570 Рік тому +2

    Roast beans in an air fryer, this was initially intended to be funny but now I’m invested in the result

  • @8leggedsquirrel521
    @8leggedsquirrel521 2 роки тому +5

    The smells and smoke might be normal and ok. It's the residual manufacturing oils and solvants burning off. It might smell or smoke for the 1st 1 or 2 times of use

  • @JezzaN1
    @JezzaN1 2 роки тому +6

    Aliexpress is actually pretty good for the cheaper accessories - I got a 58.5mm red sandalwood tamper for ~$25AUD and I have no complaints. Dosing rings, WDT tools etc are probably a few others that would be relatively safe bets.

  • @tonyyoung6951
    @tonyyoung6951 2 роки тому +4

    I have the old model of that coffee roaster, paid £140 still working very well after 3 years, and roasts perfectly.

  • @あきなるえ
    @あきなるえ Рік тому +6

    Having watched quite a few of James’ videos, I now find delight in knowing that you’re in for a treat when he starts chuckling!

  • @paulson2008
    @paulson2008 Рік тому +3

    Well, truly I will tell you I don't drink coffee or tea but I am just here for you and YOUR VOICE IS LIKE ASMR 🤣👍🏻... Lastly I do depart with umpteen amount of Coffee knowledge🤣...just wanna say your voice is like the "Créme" 👍🏻

  • @vlexchristensen
    @vlexchristensen 2 роки тому +4

    5 minutes in and i already know whatever hames joffman does with this video it will be amazing

  • @PatrickSpeaking
    @PatrickSpeaking 2 роки тому +8

    It’s back!! 😮

  • @ollymutch6085
    @ollymutch6085 2 роки тому +9

    All cappuccinos at Prufrock should now come with a JH facial expression printed on it

  • @TRDFanatic
    @TRDFanatic 6 днів тому

    This sir is sheer gold! Brilliant work! Just me or anybody else enjoy the irony of the weber eg-1 in the background of an Ali express haul?!?!? Anyone? No?……just me.

  • @rnash97
    @rnash97 Місяць тому

    The humor in this video is at it's peak and I'm here for it

  •  2 роки тому +4

    Great video! Thanks James for making coffee fun for everyone!

  • @topfert7067
    @topfert7067 2 роки тому +4

    I've been craving to learn more about Turkish coffee and I really hope there will be a proper video about it in the future.

  • @jeroenschoondergang5923
    @jeroenschoondergang5923 2 роки тому +5

    Thanks James for your highly informative video and spot on delivery! I love Ali for stuff like tampers, dividers, mats and stuff. I order a lot of fly fishing/fly tying stuff and nowadays I am seldom disappointed. But it took me quite a lot of time to navigate through crappy and even completely unreliable sellers to find a number of reputable shops. Good stuff is made in China, the challenge is to find it. I am pretty sure it is the same thing for coffee stuff. It is also a game of common sense, which for me excludes buying elaborate mechanical or electric stuff.

  • @Doc_Chronic
    @Doc_Chronic Рік тому +25

    James: The design is uninformed.
    The rest of us: The design is shit
    What a gentleman 😂

  • @junjet6985
    @junjet6985 Рік тому +1

    This whole video is just Chaotic! Love it

  • @hausofjulian
    @hausofjulian 2 роки тому +7

    YAY IT'S BACK UP!!

  • @SwagFlap
    @SwagFlap 2 роки тому +4

    There must be at least a couple of places around England where they serve great Turkish style coffee. Would love to see you learn/try your hand at it a bit more.

  • @AshAhms
    @AshAhms 2 роки тому +4

    It seems like we are near the very edge of meta Hoffman. How far will he go?

  • @SquidandCatAdventures
    @SquidandCatAdventures Рік тому +2

    I collect pictures of mascots and that bean costume was really exciting for me. RIP, Chef Homaro Cantu, but Moto Restaurant that used to be in Chicago would have loved Evebot. I believe he may have been the first to serve printed objects with food-safe ink.

  • @thesparkybunch
    @thesparkybunch Рік тому +1

    Regarding the collapsible kettle, the cord is a conscious design choice. It is designed for camping and travelling. Two scenarios where losing items is very common. The compromise of dealing with an attached cable is negligible compared to having a kettle without a base.

  • @DerekARiley
    @DerekARiley 2 роки тому +15

    I would totally buy a shirt or a print with “Enjoy a mellow coffee and live a petty bourgeois life.”

    • @mixeddrinks8100
      @mixeddrinks8100 2 роки тому

      pretty. a petty bourgeois life is a totally different meaning