"A factory that apparently manufactures sparks. That's all it makes. Just sparks." That still might the funniest thing any comedian ever said and I'm not even the biggest Patton fan. But that shit is dead-on.
Really? The funniest thing any comedian EVER said/wrote? Do you live in Communist China and only just now have access to media not controlled by the government? What a ridiculous statement.
@@DiffEQ 1. I made this comment 10 fuckin years ago wtf is your problem 2. china is not communist you imbecile, it's a fascist, capitalist country 3. I actually became much less of a patton fan after he killed the mother of his children to hook up with his side chick
Watch the Comedy Central special where he does this bit. Scott Ian of Anthrax is in the audience with his wife and they're laughing their asses off. If anyone would appreciate this, it'd be that guy.
One of my all-time favourite pieces of stand-up just for the sound that Patton makes to describe rock bands changing the physical properties of things.
Not sure why so many hair metal fans (of which I include myself) are getting butthurt. Oswalt is critiquing the music videos, not the music directly. The videos WERE pretty bizarre, you have to admit. The spark factory joke made me laugh pretty good.
Holy Crap. Dudes. He's a comedian. He makes jokes. I listened to all of these bands he's talking about and used to crank the radio when they came on. It's hindsight. It's funny to me because of how awful it was. You dudes need to put the rulers away and stop the pissing match. I wouldn't have uploaded it if people's lives were going to get ruined.... Rock on Patton! Rock on Ted Nugent!!
I grew up in the 70s.. hated disco with a white hot passion. Even the dedicated rock stations were playing that gott damn Bad Girls twice an hour. Then in the 80s butt rock came along and it was obvious from the get go that it sucked far far worse than disco ever could have dreamed of. Butt rock may be the single worst thing that ever happened to music in the history of forever.
Oswalt is right, vest and no shirt is exactly what he said. (Don't want to actually say it because 8 years later commenting on this actually saying what the video said would probably get me a time out.)
Look folks no one loves 80s metal and hard rock more than me...he's just telling a joke and pointing out some funny observations. No need to hate on one of the most brilliant comedians of our time.
I'll be honest I had to watch the Damn Yankees "High Enough" video after seeing this clip. Ted Nugent truly did deflect the bullets with the power of his rocking, lol.
Or that the wardrobe was to appeal to women, while the music was for the guys, except for the ballads. Queen was forgotten at the time, but Patton would say loving them was heterosexual as fuck! This guy has no artistic compass... plus he killed his wife.
Listening 10 years ago: “There’s a 48 year old guy from Styx in there! Arrest them!” Listening now: “Listen, Ted Nugent is going nuts again... let’s deal with this as safely as possible...”
Saw Steel Panther at Rock on the Range 2013 and they cracked me up. Everything cheesy about 80's glam rock rolled into a comedy rock routine. People need to lighten up. It's funny shit!
Hey Patton, may your wonderful lady rest in peace! sorry about your loss! you're a truly funny dude and what happened shows that bad things happen to good people way too often >=-I
This is HYSTERICAL! Still love the 80's and the goofiness of it all...but man looking back...sometimes. But still better than anything out today....because I'm old! Patton is amazing!
During the opening all I could think was Rob Halford. When he “came out”, only the boys were surprised. The gals were all, “uh huh, so?” Not a lot of separation between Boy George and Rob, really. Rob is a full on leather daddy.
Crazy how all these fans of these 80s music complain about men being like women or not manly enough yet those bands looked like women , had better longer hair than women, wore make up and looked almost transgender yet now complain about it:D
Holy Jesus, the mental picture I get when he says Squibilly Doo! is priceless. I can't stop laughing, there were just too many 80's videos that pop in my head and give me unimaginably strong douche chills of me being 12 years old and rockin out to White Snake or the 1000 other hair metal videos of my youth.
I had a mullet for the eminently sane reason that I was cutting my own hair at the time and it was just too annoying to try and cut the back. I kinda liked it. It is really hard to fuck up my hair. I later realized that for some reason, this haircut had become a thing. I also started the whole bathroom sink chain as necklace thing. But I, at least, had the good sense to keep the damn stopper on the chain as it really was a bathroom sink chain. I do miss my punk days. Not saying I, myself, acutally started these things, but I was certainly WAY ahead of the curve.
That house in the Damn Yankees video was in my town, just outside of New Orleans. It was across the street from my parents' drycleaners. It was a dull and tedious shooting. And it rocked. Oh, and that hot girl in the beginning is a tall drink of water.
+Kvlt Kitty "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways." 1Corinthians 13:11
Old Navy Quoting the Bible while speaking of giving up childish ways. Oh the irony. "If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” -Frank Zappa I think Zappa is a better source than your text that's full of gay bashing and racist sentiments. Why people insist that their opinions on art are to be accepted as fact is always interesting. It's as though somehow people believe they have some insight into creation that others do not. The irony is that I find these people tend not to create at all, but their opinion seems like that which may come from someone who is a true master of their craft. Thing is, those who are tend not to waste their time debasing the art other's may enjoy on the internet, because they're too busy living in their world of obsession. That's the self serving narcissistic culture that the social aspects of the internet has a tendency to breed though. Hate on all that you don't enjoy or understand to find some sense of validation in your own existence.
Patton must be describing the video for "High Enough", which I've never seen, but the song's a classic! I don't think "Beavis and Butthead" was out yet, because the song was released in 1990, and the show premiered in 1993
I thought I paid attention in the 80s, but I still had to look up Haircut 100. Hey Patton, they only had 1 charting song in the US...in 1982...about 5 years before hair metal was in full swing. I enjoy a good obscure reference but you have to make sure at least ONE person gets it.
this was at least partly true when it comes to hair metal, but people seem to never acknowledge that there was also a huge extreme metal scene in the 80's that was the antithesis of everything glam. You know Slayer and Metallica? Or Megadeth or Exodus or Kreator or Testament? Hell, even Death or Morbid Angel? Guess what, all 80's metal bands!
+Razor Tongue This is true, but do you remember that tiniest of time on MTV they called Headbanger's Ball? That was the ONLY time that kind of 80s metal (isn't it called thrash?) would get aired. The most popular metal in the 80s was the type he is referring to, so much so that it defines 80s metal for most people. Bon Jovi was the mainstream. Metallica was practically underground in comparison during that time.
Nurdbilly is right, Metallica, Judas Priest, Motorhead etc. were looked on as "alternative" (Only loadies, weirdos, losers, etc listened to them) in 85. By that time Bonzo was dead and so was Zeppelin, Van Halen had softened up and Kiss took off the makeup. AC/DC was kind of the flag bearer of "hard rock" at the time and they were never a metal band to begin with but more a hard rocking boogie blues rock band. AC/DC kicks ass BTW.
I used to hate this dude. This bit changed me 180 degrees. So damn funny I still laugh till I cry and I've heard it fifty times. Oh, and he was fucking hysterical on "Veep", too.
@@cainealexander-mccord2805 I didn't know that. Thanks, I will have to give it a look! I mostly just binge them for awhile on here when something triggers my memory lol.
I'm pretty sure hes talking about only the 80's glam/hair metal band, since those were the only bands that dressed up really extravagant. Some people might get confused that he might also be referring to all the other types like thrash, death, speed, etc. but hes mostly describing glam/hair metal.
Just a side note: I used to make fun of The Darkness like everyone else...until I saw them at Rock on the Range 2012 and oddly enough, they're really pretty solid and it was a good show. I was really surprised by their set. I never expected it based on the one song that people know (which was cheesy as hell). Just sayin...
Say what you want about it but apparently it worked, and there would be lines of women for any 80s metal band. Today, now they're grown up and they're school teachers, one second they're tight dictators, then put on Poison, and "AHHHH BRETT MICHAELS *faint*" Patton was a teenager in the 80's, he should have remembered that.
The funniest part of this is all of the sad goofballs coming to defend 80's music. I was there. Most of it sucked. MTV didn't show any good bands. It was 24/7 un-watchable crap. Hair metal was shitty music played by homoerotic posers.
Of course Patton neglects to reveal that he was the stunt guy for Udo in the video for "Balls to the Wall" the one that crashed into the wall, riding a big wrecking ball. By Accept.
In a factory that manufactures sparks...classic.
2:28 To that guy, who yelled out "Nuuuuge!" in the crowd:
You made an already great bit even better. Thank you.
"A factory that apparently manufactures sparks. That's all it makes. Just sparks."
That still might the funniest thing any comedian ever said and I'm not even the biggest Patton fan. But that shit is dead-on.
Couldn't agree more.
Really? The funniest thing any comedian EVER said/wrote? Do you live in Communist China and only just now have access to media not controlled by the government? What a ridiculous statement.
@@DiffEQ 1. I made this comment 10 fuckin years ago wtf is your problem
2. china is not communist you imbecile, it's a fascist, capitalist country
3. I actually became much less of a patton fan after he killed the mother of his children to hook up with his side chick
“You Armenian Geniuses” should be the name of a SOAD tribute band.
Watch the Comedy Central special where he does this bit. Scott Ian of Anthrax is in the audience with his wife and they're laughing their asses off. If anyone would appreciate this, it'd be that guy.
Anthrax wasn't hair metal. Not even close.
fucking ANTHRAX!
Aniyunwiya Ageya prob why he was laughing
I don't know why, but "squibbity blabbity doo" kills me every time.
Hey there, I'm here from The Future! 2024! I came back to tell you, this bit still KILLS! SQUIBBBITY BAPPITY DOO!
Especially since that’s the kind of phrase you’d almost expect to show up in an actual SOAD song.
I love metal, and I agree with everything he said. It's fucking hilarious
One of my all-time favourite pieces of stand-up just for the sound that Patton makes to describe rock bands changing the physical properties of things.
Squibbly-flabilly-doo? Or just the squibbily-doo?
🤣
@@HerculesRockefellerESQBoth!
Not sure why so many hair metal fans (of which I include myself) are getting butthurt. Oswalt is critiquing the music videos, not the music directly. The videos WERE pretty bizarre, you have to admit. The spark factory joke made me laugh pretty good.
What hipster band music does he listen to?
"Than 8 guys blowing 9 guys!!!", holy sh$# thats good. That line damn near ended my life! I would've gone out laughing though.
I feel 2022 Patton would be mortified if he heard some comedian say that line today.
People get cancelled for less these days...
Anybody remember the guitar laser that was used to shoot through a locked door in the video for the song “Fantasy” by Aldo Nova?😆🤣😆
Way late on the response but... YES!!! Loved that video and still have the cassette 😂
“There’s a 48 year old guy from Styx in that band, arrest him!”
ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard
He has the best onomatopoeia. Squibbly fabbly do!
Jibrail Nor PING! ZANG! 😂😆
PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP! - DEAD.
Holy Crap. Dudes. He's a comedian. He makes jokes. I listened to all of these bands he's talking about and used to crank the radio when they came on. It's hindsight. It's funny to me because of how awful it was. You dudes need to put the rulers away and stop the pissing match. I wouldn't have uploaded it if people's lives were going to get ruined....
Rock on Patton! Rock on Ted Nugent!!
+Tony Karcz UNCLE TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any time you upload something that contains an opinion, you should disable comments ;)
I grew up in the 70s.. hated disco with a white hot passion. Even the dedicated rock stations were playing that gott damn Bad Girls twice an hour. Then in the 80s butt rock came along and it was obvious from the get go that it sucked far far worse than disco ever could have dreamed of. Butt rock may be the single worst thing that ever happened to music in the history of forever.
@@Nova_Needle
Don't disable comments. That's the pussy way
@@HazeAroundtheWorld *#EXACTLY**, that's some bitch shit fr fr... Any video I see like that I automatically hit **#dislike**!!!*
"a vest and no shirt?" The Warriors (1979)! One of the best movies ever made, Spence!
Oswalt is right, vest and no shirt is exactly what he said.
(Don't want to actually say it because 8 years later commenting on this actually saying what the video said would probably get me a time out.)
Look folks no one loves 80s metal and hard rock more than me...he's just telling a joke and pointing out some funny observations. No need to hate on one of the most brilliant comedians of our time.
+Boob Wiley Yeah, Lee Harvey Oswald is overrated as a comedian.
But Patton Oswalt is hilarious.
***** I'll let you claim this "victory", boob.
I'll be honest I had to watch the Damn Yankees "High Enough" video after seeing this clip. Ted Nugent truly did deflect the bullets with the power of his rocking, lol.
or ... the power of his obnoxious gun chewing
Did anyone really think that was a super group???
If you're old enough to remember 80s metal, you're old enough to remember that glam metal (which is what he's talking about) wasn't the only metal.
devolve42 Though to be fair homoerotiscim and metal are two peas in a pod.
hard rock
To be honest, I always wondered why Megadeth f.e. needed to be shirtless in their Holy Wars vid
@@Coff1nf33der The song is so good, they get a pass.
Or that the wardrobe was to appeal to women, while the music was for the guys, except for the ballads. Queen was forgotten at the time, but Patton would say loving them was heterosexual as fuck! This guy has no artistic compass... plus he killed his wife.
“We could have lost the entire mullet haircut in one weekend.”
2011 Me: laughs
2021 Me: weeps
I'm a huge metal fan, especially of 80's metal, like Slayer or Iron Maiden, etc. This is hilarious and accurate. Squibbly babbly doo!
Patton, don’t apologize for any of this
Listening 10 years ago: “There’s a 48 year old guy from Styx in there! Arrest them!”
Listening now: “Listen, Ted Nugent is going nuts again... let’s deal with this as safely as possible...”
Saw Steel Panther at Rock on the Range 2013 and they cracked me up. Everything cheesy about 80's glam rock rolled into a comedy rock routine. People need to lighten up. It's funny shit!
Death to all butt metal!
Steel panther sucks 🤣🤣🤣
Now all I can picture is Serj and his band hollerin' and rocking out while a cheese sandwich is steaming grilled 🤣
"pip pa pip pip pip DEAD" gets me every time, patton really has a way with sound effects
"There's a 48yr old guy from Styx in that band, ARREST HIM!!!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣DYIN
most underrated comic of our time.
“Thanks, Night Ranger!”😝
This bit is even funnier, when you notice how much Patton looks like the lovechild of Udo Dirkschneider.
Squibbly Flabbly Doo!!
"Pip-pip-pip-pip DEAD."
I think he stole that from Adam Sandler!
lareid529 and Jack Black stole it from him.
Crimson_Ghost I think it doesn't matter.
I say this to my dog all the time now...
And she... gets... PUMPED!!!
Listen to this while also listening to Journey's Separate Ways, really sets the mood.
I love that music video desperately! It always makes me laugh. ALWAYS..
"Just start shootin. I'ma-" *squibly-dibly*-PEP PEPEP PEP PEP-*DEAD*
Now I really want to see a SoaD video where they bring down corporate america with the power of their rock.
Hey Patton, may your wonderful lady rest in peace! sorry about your loss! you're a truly funny dude and what happened shows that bad things happen to good people way too often >=-I
Patton killed her himself.
Watch The Decline Of Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years if you enjoy Patton's bit
I want a guitar that goes "Squibbly Dabbly Do."
He's talking about the Damn Yankees, "High Enough" video lol
squibily flabbily doooooo
This is HYSTERICAL! Still love the 80's and the goofiness of it all...but man looking back...sometimes. But still better than anything out today....because I'm old! Patton is amazing!
I can't be the only one who says "Scwibbley, dabbley doo" when initiating a sexaul encounter with a woman in the bar.
vest no shirt, factory with sparks... see skid row slave to the grind... lol
I think he’s partially referring to Judas Priest’s Painkiller video 😅
During the opening all I could think was Rob Halford. When he “came out”, only the boys were surprised. The gals were all, “uh huh, so?” Not a lot of separation between Boy George and Rob, really. Rob is a full on leather daddy.
The Eagles of Death Metal made Patton's 80's metal fantasy come true.
My mom knew Jackyl before they were famous; she worked in a rock club in Georgia.
Crazy how all these fans of these 80s music complain about men being like women or not manly enough yet those bands looked like women , had better longer hair than women, wore make up and looked almost transgender yet now complain about it:D
This is my favorite Patton Oswalt bit!
I came for the Squibbily Doo, but stayed for the Squibily Flabbily Doo.
Have to take that Charvel back to the Guitar Center... can't make it go squibbily flabbily doo.
Holy Jesus, the mental picture I get when he says Squibilly Doo! is priceless. I can't stop laughing, there were just too many 80's videos that pop in my head and give me unimaginably strong douche chills of me being 12 years old and rockin out to White Snake or the 1000 other hair metal videos of my youth.
"Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys"
I'm using that as a joke later, too funny.
Patton did not originate this joke... it's been around a long time
“Squibily flabity dooo” hahahaha
SQUIBBILY FLABIDY DOO
I don't even know where that came from but it's funny.
I had a mullet for the eminently sane reason that I was cutting my own hair at the time and it was just too annoying to try and cut the back. I kinda liked it. It is really hard to fuck up my hair. I later realized that for some reason, this haircut had become a thing. I also started the whole bathroom sink chain as necklace thing. But I, at least, had the good sense to keep the damn stopper on the chain as it really was a bathroom sink chain. I do miss my punk days. Not saying I, myself, acutally started these things, but I was certainly WAY ahead of the curve.
omg, I spat my water ALL OVER my entire desk haha at
eight guys blowing NINE guys
Is there a problem with loving BOTH hair bands and metallica and iron maiden?
Still love hair metal. Still think this is an awesome bit. I guess I'm gay-ay.
That house in the Damn Yankees video was in my town, just outside of New Orleans. It was across the street from my parents' drycleaners. It was a dull and tedious shooting. And it rocked. Oh, and that hot girl in the beginning is a tall drink of water.
He's talking about glam metal. The lowest form of metal.
***** Actually your wrong. Not even close.
+Bo Deanicus (Bodeanicus) "All metal is gay"
'listens boy bands'
+Bo Deanicus (Bodeanicus) Cause becoming an adult means you should stop having fun right?
+Kvlt Kitty "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways." 1Corinthians 13:11
Old Navy Quoting the Bible while speaking of giving up childish ways. Oh the irony.
"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” -Frank Zappa
I think Zappa is a better source than your text that's full of gay bashing and racist sentiments.
Why people insist that their opinions on art are to be accepted as fact is always interesting. It's as though somehow people believe they have some insight into creation that others do not. The irony is that I find these people tend not to create at all, but their opinion seems like that which may come from someone who is a true master of their craft. Thing is, those who are tend not to waste their time debasing the art other's may enjoy on the internet, because they're too busy living in their world of obsession. That's the self serving narcissistic culture that the social aspects of the internet has a tendency to breed though. Hate on all that you don't enjoy or understand to find some sense of validation in your own existence.
Patton must be describing the video for "High Enough", which I've never seen, but the song's a classic! I don't think "Beavis and Butthead" was out yet, because the song was released in 1990, and the show premiered in 1993
I checked the video out. It's pretty much as he describes it, all clichés present and correct.
I thought I paid attention in the 80s, but I still had to look up Haircut 100. Hey Patton, they only had 1 charting song in the US...in 1982...about 5 years before hair metal was in full swing. I enjoy a good obscure reference but you have to make sure at least ONE person gets it.
i laughed at that line. i remember "Love Plus One" very distinctly. Not my favorite to be sure. I can get more obscure if you want.
Also, let's not forget the Aerosmith arcade game, where u fought evil with music via guns that shot-wait for it-CDs!!!
Lmfao
And it was awesome, tbh.
This was my dad's take on metal in the 80's.
Don't know why, but that mullet comment made me lose my shit.
Patton's a funny guy.
Didn't Jackyl come out in the 90's?
CavemanJesus4Life uh no not even close
It was either 1992 or 1993 when their first album debuted.
Squibillydoo!! My POS 71 Chevy is a new Camaro! That would be so awesome in 1986!
my friend blew a rib laughing to the first twenty seconds
Haha this still cracks me up. I remember hearing it years ago!
this was at least partly true when it comes to hair metal, but people seem to never acknowledge that there was also a huge extreme metal scene in the 80's that was the antithesis of everything glam.
You know Slayer and Metallica? Or Megadeth or Exodus or Kreator or Testament? Hell, even Death or Morbid Angel? Guess what, all 80's metal bands!
+Razor Tongue This is true, but do you remember that tiniest of time on MTV they called Headbanger's Ball? That was the ONLY time that kind of 80s metal (isn't it called thrash?) would get aired. The most popular metal in the 80s was the type he is referring to, so much so that it defines 80s metal for most people. Bon Jovi was the mainstream. Metallica was practically underground in comparison during that time.
+TheNurdbilly Yeah, that's pretty much how it was.
Nurdbilly is right, Metallica, Judas Priest, Motorhead etc. were looked on as "alternative" (Only loadies, weirdos, losers, etc listened to them) in 85. By that time Bonzo was dead and so was Zeppelin, Van Halen had softened up and Kiss took off the makeup. AC/DC was kind of the flag bearer of "hard rock" at the time and they were never a metal band to begin with but more a hard rocking boogie blues rock band. AC/DC kicks ass BTW.
Punk > metal
Okay, but Iron Maiden was still killin' it.
Best part is his impression of a guitar: "squibbly flappetty doo!" In what world does a guitar sound anything like that? LMAO
I used to hate this dude. This bit changed me 180 degrees. So damn funny I still laugh till I cry and I've heard it fifty times. Oh, and he was fucking hysterical on "Veep", too.
I only ever saw him on I think king of queens, I gotta admit I was not expecting his stand up to be funny at all, let alone as funny as it is.
@@HerculesRockefellerESQ Netflix has some of his standups. They're all hysterical.
@@cainealexander-mccord2805 I didn't know that. Thanks, I will have to give it a look! I mostly just binge them for awhile on here when something triggers my memory lol.
I'm a huge 80's metal fan. This is some of the funniest shit I've heard since Carlin died.
Anyone else here because of Matt McClure from the “Faxes From Uncle Dale” podcast about the Chicago Blackhawks?
All haters!!!
Watch the movie "This is Spinal Tap"!!!
SQUIBILY FLABILY DOO!
Did this age well?
I agree; we need more rock videos to show physical property changes.
Well... now I have "High Enough" stuck in my head
I'm pretty sure hes talking about only the 80's glam/hair metal band, since those were the only bands that dressed up really extravagant. Some people might get confused that he might also be referring to all the other types like thrash, death, speed, etc. but hes mostly describing glam/hair metal.
Holy shit. I just caught myself googling the 'High Enough' video.
this is hilarious but the song actually slaps though.
@@anthonyrowland9072 Oh, I bought that first Damn Yankees album when it came out. Make no mistake about that! 🙂
Wow! So cool UA-cam supports the HD resolutions so we can watch a still image during the entire "video" in crystal-clear.
Anyone got tabs for "squibbily flabbity doo"?
I fucking love Oswalt haha. Even as a metalhead I can admit older videos were pretty cheesy
@Nevidge I don't think it is, you can kind of see the long rabbit ears and puffy tail. Also, only Oswald wears those blue shorts.
Nice vid. He later added "Jiffy Lube's hiring!", which was a better finisher.
I see what you're getting at. I think it started even earlier than that with KISS doing "Beth."
I believe the phenomenon Patton describes is known in scientific circles as 'the Halford theory'.
What show is this from?
I'm fine with my Honda Civic, thank you metal bands
Thanks man, I really appreciate it. Rock on!!
He's not talking about metal.. it's the glam shit!
Kadadagosh exactly
Kadadagosh hair metal is still metal. And it was the most popular variant by far.
I didn't know that sparks were such a commodity.
Just a side note: I used to make fun of The Darkness like everyone else...until I saw them at Rock on the Range 2012 and oddly enough, they're really pretty solid and it was a good show. I was really surprised by their set. I never expected it based on the one song that people know (which was cheesy as hell). Just sayin...
Say what you want about it but apparently it worked, and there would be lines of women for any 80s metal band. Today, now they're grown up and they're school teachers, one second they're tight dictators, then put on Poison, and "AHHHH BRETT MICHAELS *faint*"
Patton was a teenager in the 80's, he should have remembered that.
The funniest part of this is all of the sad goofballs coming to defend 80's music. I was there. Most of it sucked. MTV didn't show any good bands. It was 24/7 un-watchable crap. Hair metal was shitty music played by homoerotic posers.
***** You're the one beating me off, my Master-bator... If you need to use your mouth while you're down there, don't use it to talk...
If he’s talking about Poison, 101% correct
I'm an 80s Metalhead (think Dio, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, etc.). I also like some Hair Metal. And I think this bit is hilarious 😂 🤘
Of course Patton neglects to reveal that he was the stunt guy for Udo in the video for "Balls to the Wall" the one that crashed into the wall, riding a big wrecking ball. By Accept.
LOL Scott Ian from Anthrax was in the crowd when he did this bit.
I wonder if I believe hard enough, I can turn my Dodge Stratus into a Viper if I get in and keep chanting Squibbily Doo!