Playing GAMEJOLT "Games" (that aren't games)

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  • @gbjj08
    @gbjj08 Рік тому +537

    Gamejolt
    60% HTMLified scratch games
    25% Powerpoint presentation file
    10% My First Unity Project™
    4.9% .PNG file
    0.1% actual games

    • @stacklysm
      @stacklysm Рік тому +53

      Gamejolt: It's either horror or horny, no inbetween

    • @sr.nutella9121
      @sr.nutella9121 Рік тому +21

      @@stacklysm Why not both tho?

    • @paolarei4418
      @paolarei4418 Рік тому +5

      Why not both of the both

    • @TheMiningCrafter
      @TheMiningCrafter Рік тому +21

      @@sr.nutella9121how do you expect to make boobs scary

    • @polandman07
      @polandman07 Рік тому +1

      Also that one low effort Ren'Py visual novel (at the end of the video)

  • @wooperfan77
    @wooperfan77 Рік тому +464

    I've always wanted somebody to play the maze (pptx)

    • @Jeff_WeedEater
      @Jeff_WeedEater Рік тому +11

      Fire gaem no cAp

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 9 місяців тому +5

      PPTX?! *PPTX?!* THIS IS A F*CKING POWER p■int sl■■e ■■■■

  • @DoctorOetkerVA
    @DoctorOetkerVA Рік тому +857

    I'm not even a minute in and I hear "I hate my life". Perfect video already

  • @denisdubovik228
    @denisdubovik228 Рік тому +478

    12:53 Fun fact: this game was actually pretty popular in the creepy pasta era of the internet. It was kinda nostalgic seeing it in this video

    • @x8bitpixel
      @x8bitpixel Рік тому +17

      Fax

    • @_Hamler
      @_Hamler Рік тому +19

      I remember luigikid playing it lul

    • @littlecake453
      @littlecake453 Рік тому +6

      Yea i remember seeing it in... Spacehamster (?????) Video

    • @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j
      @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j 6 місяців тому

      @@littlecake453 Exactly what I was thinking 😅

    • @AMONGUSLOVER42069
      @AMONGUSLOVER42069 5 місяців тому +1

      I thought you were talking about an rpg game

  • @lostxar1zma
    @lostxar1zma Рік тому +118

    7:24 - 7:32
    Man, as Russian person, that was a SOLID Russian from Yahi. Such a great job

    • @Chuchel0
      @Chuchel0 Рік тому

      ты пиздишь

  • @flow185
    @flow185 Рік тому +89

    12:00 Most fair Undertale Sans fangame

  • @Cynderace
    @Cynderace Рік тому +502

    as a gamejolt user, i can confirm this is what an average gamejolt game looks like

    • @T3RMNATORZ
      @T3RMNATORZ Рік тому

      geomery dash

    • @T3RMNATORZ
      @T3RMNATORZ Рік тому

      geomery dash

    • @BigSillyOrangeCat
      @BigSillyOrangeCat Рік тому

      @@T3RMNATORZbased

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 Рік тому

      *POV: I’m a actual GameJolter and I just got offended by what you say*

    • @Cynderace
      @Cynderace Рік тому +6

      @@Vanta526 i could not care less

  • @Juan_3M3R
    @Juan_3M3R Рік тому +104

    The downloads to pngs and Powepoint slides wasn't something I thought it could even be possible with Gamejolt, thanks for showing me the infinite possibilities, Mr Yahia Mouse!

  • @CarpTheIdiom2
    @CarpTheIdiom2 Рік тому +238

    Man this was the best use of 16 minutes of my morning. Thanks yahi for making my morning worse.

    • @nametrollytnotletplsclickabout
      @nametrollytnotletplsclickabout Рік тому +2

      But it is video bf bed at 1am at my place :]

    • @Whatamidoinghereaa
      @Whatamidoinghereaa Рік тому +4

      Oh yeah the cat visual novel thing was inspired by a cat lore vid made by polygon donut

    • @CarpTheIdiom2
      @CarpTheIdiom2 Рік тому +3

      I actually might try it since it is pretty good looking for a meme lore game

  • @leodmans
    @leodmans Рік тому +232

    7:32 as Russian I have total agreement with that information

    • @RobloxyAndDiey
      @RobloxyAndDiey Рік тому

      Me too. But then bmh kdcsjbmdcxibkdcduhdcsilubesbuukcesybukxdukzbxdzubm dz

    • @MrArtem432
      @MrArtem432 Рік тому +24

      Я согласен с твоим ответом и да я сдох когда он прочитал это😊

    • @xzvzx
      @xzvzx Рік тому +18

      я сдох от смеха когда он читал это, он гений

    • @olegmoki
      @olegmoki Рік тому +3

      Саме дуде

    • @alex_wens
      @alex_wens Рік тому +3

      @@xzvzx согласен

  • @nikdi
    @nikdi Рік тому +518

    Every time Yahiamice posts a video, my will to live becomes stronger

  • @WEARESPECIALZ
    @WEARESPECIALZ Рік тому +53

    12:29 the best gamejolt game ever. Almost cried. Almost fell off

    • @Crype150
      @Crype150 Рік тому +4

      Good to know that you liked my game Pixel Boyfriend!

    • @WEARESPECIALZ
      @WEARESPECIALZ Рік тому +6

      @@Crype150 wait u made that? Very epik

    • @Crype150
      @Crype150 Рік тому +4

      @@WEARESPECIALZ Ye I did, and ur very epik too!

    • @girlwantsboy
      @girlwantsboy 10 місяців тому +1

      gameplay is so immersive

  • @HardmodeAsgore
    @HardmodeAsgore Рік тому +66

    The real horror of that Barney game was forcing you to update Windows.
    Windows 11 isn't real. It can't hurt you. 😶

    • @carlos_did_a_thing
      @carlos_did_a_thing Рік тому +3

      Updating Windows is the scariest thing anyone could ever do

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 Рік тому +1

      Windows 11:
      *I use it*

  • @thatonedepressedkid2854
    @thatonedepressedkid2854 Рік тому +60

    10:07 sound effect is definitely not overused

  • @Pjllkljj
    @Pjllkljj Рік тому +52

    'Stop trauma-dumping.'
    He's too menacing that he stopped trauma-dumping

  • @print-hello-world
    @print-hello-world Рік тому +47

    14:35 polygon donut fangame real

  • @coolshadow9845
    @coolshadow9845 Рік тому +30

    8:57 Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he casually knows the entire layout of Pleasant Park off the top of his head?

  • @vaporcranberries
    @vaporcranberries Рік тому +62

    9:17 seeing yahiamice doing a BLJ in a game other than Mario 64 made me laugh

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten Рік тому +4

      same

    • @rat_consumer2784
      @rat_consumer2784 Рік тому +12

      i tried this game, apparently you can gain infinite speed by holding ctrl and shift at the same time

    • @kinito-p5c
      @kinito-p5c Місяць тому +2

      BEAUTIFUL MORNI-

  • @sohnkspeedgame
    @sohnkspeedgame Рік тому +25

    OMG MY GAME 10:17 under sonic x-treme, it is now deleted

  • @theodoretashev2551
    @theodoretashev2551 Рік тому +96

    watching people try to read cyrillic will forever be funny to me

  • @Sonikkujam
    @Sonikkujam Рік тому +23

    9:19 that’s more like a FLJ (forward long jump)

  • @thelegominealt5842
    @thelegominealt5842 Рік тому +40

    9:40 goes hard ngl

  • @Raffygamerpro
    @Raffygamerpro Рік тому +28

    14:15 "he just sh*tting blood" he is puking blood XD

  • @SpareShadez
    @SpareShadez Рік тому +25

    14:48
    Finally i have audio of Yahiamice meowing 👁️👁️

  • @OfcourseJimmy000
    @OfcourseJimmy000 Рік тому +35

    the whole barney part was a whole fever dream

  • @abutisuna
    @abutisuna Рік тому +43

    10:45 "welcome to math"

  • @DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman
    @DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman 29 днів тому +4

    0:35
    Lets go to undertale
    “Furquest”
    Lets get out of undertale

  • @Crype150
    @Crype150 Рік тому +77

    12:19 Yo I made that!

    • @Truffles_Enthusiast
      @Truffles_Enthusiast Рік тому +6

      MR. BEEEEEEAAAAST

    • @reskpy
      @reskpy Рік тому +8

      bro maded an key logger 💀

    • @Crype150
      @Crype150 Рік тому +6

      @@reskpy Nuh uh.
      It's 100% safe dw.

    • @gonzotrash
      @gonzotrash Рік тому +3

      ​@@reskpyit's Not a keylogger i use it on my main pc

    • @reskpy
      @reskpy Рік тому

      @@gonzotrash chrome pak is for stealing info

  • @guiltyconfess
    @guiltyconfess Рік тому +11

    10:13
    sonic done got his soul ascended to heaven instantly

  • @happyboy07685
    @happyboy07685 Рік тому +110

    why did it automatically load in 144p

  • @too_online.3441
    @too_online.3441 Рік тому +13

    8:19 Goosebumps. Firefox crashed at that moment.

  • @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX
    @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX 9 місяців тому +10

    13:58 _"...I'm holding SPRIFT"_

  • @SofiaTheGoofyComic
    @SofiaTheGoofyComic Рік тому +3

    My favorite lines on The Barney Error Before The Final chapter:
    "MOOD: ANGRY"
    "Before the Fin- Chances: good chances-"
    "He's Showing his @$$!"
    "Unplug!..... *_ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ-_* *WHEEZE* PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
    "You met the Terrible Fate, haven't you?- It's not even the right QUOTE- *_FARDDDD_* *WHEEZE* PUHÆÆHAHAHAHAHA"
    "Scary Barney.exe error (Befo- *Gibberish* t- Shut down off i can't even see the-"
    "MOOD: XD"
    "Red barney with Red eyes"
    "Please Upgrade to WINDOWS 11-"
    Edit: Man... this took me a while to make the comment....

  • @gdstar6917
    @gdstar6917 Рік тому +36

    the cat game is actually really well made

    • @polandman07
      @polandman07 Рік тому +3

      Probably due to it being made in Ren'Py - it's kind of like a customisable template, with the UI / layout and how the gameplay works already being made as part of Ren'Py (play another Ren'Py game and the layout will be the same). Therefore, I can see a combination of Ren'Py (if you fuck it up it will most likely crash, so you can't really make it worse) and low effort/quality scripts/assets (shitty images, various spelling / grammar mistakes and I experienced multiple different songs being played at the same time in this game).

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 Рік тому +4

      hey thanks! ive only just now realized my game is in this video XD, was 100% ready to eat shit with the replies.
      also, yeah no renpy was some of the most fun ive had programming if not only because its really easy to use. the endings menu was really the only "difficult" part. and thats stretching what difficult means.
      also, its technically not finished yet. dont know if it ever will be, but whatever.

    • @juango500
      @juango500 Рік тому +4

      @@spookykitty72 omg youre the real catgame maker!!!! will you sign my cat?

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 Рік тому +2

      @@juango500lmao sure, though I don't think petas gonna be happy with that.

    • @Skittle_br
      @Skittle_br Рік тому +2

      @@spookykitty72 _mentioning them will only make this worse_
      Wait i think i hear a knock at the door

  • @squ1ddilius
    @squ1ddilius Рік тому +23

    2:15 Cookie jumpscare

  • @ericrosario2278
    @ericrosario2278 Рік тому +17

    10:51 it should be common knowledge that all math teachers are bad at grammar

  • @simonyoutube234
    @simonyoutube234 Рік тому +32

    3:34 Wega moment

    • @Xenon_XTH
      @Xenon_XTH Рік тому +1

      My Bahhhness is gone

  • @polandman07
    @polandman07 Рік тому +24

    9:11 is now a certified BLJ moment

  • @henry1312
    @henry1312 Рік тому +25

    7:28
    As a non russian i feel very offended

    • @DavidGaming69
      @DavidGaming69 11 місяців тому

      he doesn't know what it says bruh

    • @henry1312
      @henry1312 11 місяців тому +3

      @@DavidGaming69 that's the joke

  • @coppolanet
    @coppolanet Рік тому +25

    11:56 Easiest Sans Fangame:

  • @duduzingameplayscookiesedi8826
    @duduzingameplayscookiesedi8826 Рік тому +14

    we need a 100% gameplay of petting my cat simulator

    • @polandman07
      @polandman07 Рік тому +3

      I did not expect a Ren'Py visual novel about a cat

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 Рік тому +2

      theres like... i think... 19 endings? maybe more? dont quite remember? that'd be a long video.

  • @cris_posting5154
    @cris_posting5154 Рік тому +5

    The whole barney exe sequence felt like a fever dream
    Random funnies
    8:46
    9:19
    9:53
    10:07
    10:13
    12:00
    12:28
    13:34
    0:38
    1:55
    2:05
    Pretty much the whole 2:19 to 4:25

  • @sammy0meu
    @sammy0meu Рік тому +13

    I feel like you should know that if a website has the word "game" in it, it won't have actual games.

  • @wolfplay013
    @wolfplay013 Рік тому +6

    4:24 this actually scared the crap out of me.
    Windows 11?! like dude that creator messed up i am about to have nightmares

  • @kaying_kai
    @kaying_kai Рік тому +4

    the sonic's basic game was actually pretty fire, loved the voice acting and all
    Tails was literally an AI voice, but it was good

  • @benji-xx
    @benji-xx Рік тому +11

    3:45 That wasn’t Barney saying that it was the happy mask salesmen.

  • @SwankemasterSupreme
    @SwankemasterSupreme Рік тому +22

    1:43 two poles

  • @TheRealPhantomStalks
    @TheRealPhantomStalks Рік тому +3

    Now I need a full video of Yahi playing Petting My Cat Simulator

  • @anonymous-fl2mg
    @anonymous-fl2mg Рік тому +6

    9:22 still less buggy than Hello Neighbor
    (You can go to orbit with, what was it, a trash can lid?)

  • @NevlTheTaxEvader
    @NevlTheTaxEvader Рік тому +13

    2:20 fun fact: Barney Error is a Error/Virus made up by Barney getting killed by something or someone, It was originally a film created by MediaEtherealBarneyErrorMaster759. It is a sequel to Barney Error 95.1, and it is made and animated with Sony Vegas Pro. The first part of the error was released on December 14, 2019, and the full film was released on March 13, 2020. Something you may know is you have 100, 25, 15, or any other number that is made with only 5s. It's biggest hit is youtube and scratch, scratch is made with coding, and youtube is made with go-animate. Any other one is with a real person playing it. There are also other error with other people like Elmo and other stuff. Thats my lore.

    • @zegs32
      @zegs32 8 місяців тому

      @@NevlTheTaxEvaderBro forgot to switch accounts

  • @aquakirbo
    @aquakirbo Рік тому +8

    Not even 10 minutes in and yahiamice is already doing a blj. Perfect

  • @TemsicalSanity
    @TemsicalSanity Рік тому +1

    Yahi, To explain the nighthope sans fight: Blue bones: stand still
    Orange bones: move like crazy
    The yellow bones in reality are his normal attacks like the white bones in the papyrus and sans fight.

  • @theOneAndOnly957
    @theOneAndOnly957 Рік тому +20

    1:30 bro they use the v1 vs sonic.exe tittle screen from fnf 💀💀💀

  • @rngesus66
    @rngesus66 Рік тому +29

    I'm disappointed, there was no .pdf file

  • @olegmoki
    @olegmoki Рік тому +4

    I made that PowerPoint labyrinth by myself! Well not the one at gamejolt, but I've done the (almost) exact same version as like 12 years old. Only making a png game is what left to do

  • @cfbel6832
    @cfbel6832 Рік тому +19

    0:51 pin got food poisoning

  • @teardrop3
    @teardrop3 6 місяців тому +5

    11:44 when scratch is too advanced:

  • @MoonStudioAnimation
    @MoonStudioAnimation Рік тому +13

    2:00 ✨ Fan-picture! ✨

  • @R_ain75
    @R_ain75 Рік тому +8

    You should make a full video of the petting my cat simulator game.

  • @DaVerySillyGoose
    @DaVerySillyGoose Рік тому +6

    4:32 THIS CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE (tim is the name of my old persona,the guy in the game looks exactly like tim and is called tim himself)

    • @DaVerySillyGoose
      @DaVerySillyGoose Рік тому

      @@CarlTheDumbassMan it was a joke

    • @DaVerySillyGoose
      @DaVerySillyGoose Рік тому

      @@CarlTheDumbassMan plus aren't you eight? You look extremely young to be on youtube

    • @CarlTheDumbassMan
      @CarlTheDumbassMan Рік тому

      @@DaVerySillyGoose yeah ima quit making videos because I’m bored outta my mind and I’m just gonna watch videos. Your name also explains why your jokes are unfunny.

  • @I_love_Furina_
    @I_love_Furina_ 6 місяців тому +1

    7:33
    That was literally me at that moment, lmao

  • @oldacc599
    @oldacc599 Рік тому +2

    Im starting to love your content even more, it seriously keeps me awake at night and it takes away my boredom, keep up the great work man👍

  • @Nightmare-zd2jf
    @Nightmare-zd2jf Рік тому +1

    11:58 the sound after he dies kills me 😂

  • @rarewubbox75
    @rarewubbox75 Рік тому +6

    yahi: "let's get into undertale"
    *fur quest existing*
    also yahi: "let's get out of undertale"

    • @rarewubbox75
      @rarewubbox75 Рік тому

      hasnt even been 2 hours and i get a heart from yahi

    • @kingboss9512
      @kingboss9512 Рік тому

      I need to know more about fur quest, did he leave because it was a furry game? Or was there drama I don’t know about?

    • @rarewubbox75
      @rarewubbox75 Рік тому

      @@kingboss9512 it was a furry game, that's why he left

    • @wabbajocky8235
      @wabbajocky8235 Рік тому

      @@kingboss9512 issa joke

  • @colesIaw
    @colesIaw Рік тому +1

    seeing the words “Barney error” shot me back like 5 years when i was a wee little lad autistically searching youtube on my moms ipad

  • @PhnxKap
    @PhnxKap Рік тому +4

    as an average gamejolt undertale games enjoyer i can say that sans game was only 1% of our true power

  • @Light29732
    @Light29732 Рік тому +3

    I don't typically dumpsterdive on gamejolt so finding out people have made their fucking game downloads slideshow files and pngs was...something to learn today

  • @christopherlapallo4771
    @christopherlapallo4771 Рік тому +17

    The fact that yahiamice mentioned pizza tower makes kinda sense
    Edit: I'm adding a cap emoji to every reply

  • @GredManVR
    @GredManVR Рік тому +2

    Yahi took Backward Long Jumping to a new level

  • @x8bitpixel
    @x8bitpixel Рік тому +2

    The fact you consistently make me die of laughter every video, I hope it never changes.

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4545
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4545 Рік тому +1

    I love how the error barney game juat flashed error sans barney on screen for a second. That was a trip

  • @aaa-ys1gg
    @aaa-ys1gg 10 місяців тому +17

    3:48 Bro what Is this???

  • @Human_sunmoonshow
    @Human_sunmoonshow Місяць тому +1

    1:48
    Sonic.exe: hello. Do you want to play with me?
    Me: sure! We can play chess or roblox. Which one do you want?
    Sonic.exe: 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @scienceguy722
    @scienceguy722 Рік тому +5

    this dude has the balls to drop the F-bomb on youtube.

  • @mslabo102s2
    @mslabo102s2 Рік тому +2

    Night Hope seems to be translated from Japanese. I'm surprise there was a polished Undertale fangame from Japan and it even made it to Gamejolt with machine translated.

  • @Vander_Cat
    @Vander_Cat Рік тому +4

    last game was actually based on ultimate cat timeline by polygon donut!

  • @CanalDoPhillipeMEME
    @CanalDoPhillipeMEME 10 місяців тому +1

    tim's education in math and learning was the best one

  • @PuurksYT
    @PuurksYT Рік тому +30

    this video hit so hard that I feel both gamejolt and yahiamice coming inside me. 🙏

  • @Jaja-gamer
    @Jaja-gamer Рік тому +1

    « wow, WHAT A GREAT WEBSITE » I died xD

  • @dincjfs
    @dincjfs Рік тому +7

    16:25
    the scream of a man being tortured

  • @gmodalexlol
    @gmodalexlol Рік тому +2

    That last game fr fr went from coming back from work to a fuckin pear wiggler that transforms cats into catgirls

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 Рік тому +2

      Bro, theres an ending where you reawaken a cat god and kill him using a cheese it, catgirls are the LEAST of your issues.
      also, theres a first catgirl ending which is way better IMO

  • @deamstunt
    @deamstunt Рік тому +4

    The visual novel is probably created by a polygon donut fan

  • @clingfray3
    @clingfray3 Рік тому +1

    "lets go to undertale"
    "lets get out of undertale"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    -yahiamice, the start and end of this video

  • @TheBoip
    @TheBoip Рік тому +4

    MR.BEEEEEAST.exe should win game of the year.

    • @Crype150
      @Crype150 Рік тому

      Why, thank you for your kind comment! (I am the developer behind it)

  • @SpookyScaryHorror
    @SpookyScaryHorror Рік тому +2

    I can't believe he showed that image of the cookie. I'm so scared right now. 😨😨😨

  • @Terracylle
    @Terracylle Рік тому +5

    man i can't wait to 'play' surgeon_simulator.jpeg!

  • @eduard162-v1h
    @eduard162-v1h Рік тому +1

    never thought a popular youtuber will actually make a video of game jolt

  • @johnwitek629
    @johnwitek629 Рік тому +2

    You know it's a good day when yahi uploads

  • @vam9y_
    @vam9y_ Рік тому +1

    Barney before the final was really shivering my timbers 😳😳😳🤯🤯

  • @ranting2daMAX
    @ranting2daMAX Рік тому +7

    Truly THE video games ever of all time (they are almost always bootlegs or don’t work at all, like bad PowerPoints or just pngs.)

  • @Shoutmonx7f
    @Shoutmonx7f Рік тому +1

    "Hello I am welcome to my school" and "I will belt you" were funny as hell and "NYA DADDY UWU~" had me SENDIN

    • @CarlTheDumbassMan
      @CarlTheDumbassMan Рік тому

      Fun fact: I made Tim’s educational game! I do have a trailer on my other account.

  • @eeeuf_reborn
    @eeeuf_reborn 4 місяці тому +2

    7:57 trigonometry guy's sequel

  • @donutguy804
    @donutguy804 Рік тому +1

    the petting my cat simulator is based off polygon donuts timeline

  • @hewkiithetiscytofficialcha8903
    @hewkiithetiscytofficialcha8903 7 місяців тому +6

    3:23 "evil punishment"

  • @CoolGuyPatrickIsCool
    @CoolGuyPatrickIsCool Рік тому +1

    Nighthope was actually the most polished scratch game in this video

  • @gamerguy7963
    @gamerguy7963 5 місяців тому +5

    16:37 PPTX / PPSX file is crazy.

  • @felipemomen
    @felipemomen Рік тому +1

    "Let's go to undertale."
    *fur quest appears*
    "Let's get OUT of undertale."

  • @oneshot_enjoyer
    @oneshot_enjoyer Рік тому +4

    I think the last game is based off polygon donuts cat lore

  • @eternalzzxi
    @eternalzzxi Місяць тому +1

    7:14 Fun Fact: That language on screen is my language (Hmong) which is a small part separated from china and is all over america

  • @vickicrabb3923
    @vickicrabb3923 Рік тому +18

    Sonic is playing with his balls 11:08