Dunamancer Issak of den Nutaan, known by many as the "father of graviturgy", discovered the rather underappreciated laws of gravitation, and was the first to explore the applications of dunamancy in the warping of space-time to create long-distance forces
In order of persons, sorted by line count: Laura - 14 lines Episode 3 as Jester 0:30 Episode 23 as Jester 2:42 Episode 33 as Jester 3:51 Episode 36 as Jester 4:34 Episode 38 as Jester 4:48 Episode 39 as Jester 5:07 (with Sam!) Episode 49 as Jester 6:15 Episode 51 as Whispers 6:25 (Uk’otoa) Episode 62 as Jester 7:30 Episode 66 as Jester 8:00 Episode 73 as Jester 8:46 Episode 77 as Jester 9:12 Episode 93 as Jester 11:46 Episode 96 as Jester 12:08 Matt - 13 lines Episode 1 as The DM 0:20 Episode 13 as Pumat Sol 1:34 Episode 20 as Kiri 2:19 Episode 25 as Kiri 2:55 Episode 26 as Lorenzo 3:00 Episode 48 as The DM 6:10 Episode 57 as Yeza 7:07 Episode 60 as The Storm Lord 7:17 Episode 61 as Wursh, the Half-Orc Blacksmith 7:22 Episode 80 as Allura Vysoren 10:14 Episode 88 as Ludinus Da’leth 11:20 Episode 95 as The Traveler 12:02 Episode 100 as The DM 12:36 Marisha - 13 lines Episode 4 as Beau 0:40 Episode 16 as Beau 1:57 Episode 30 as Beau 3:19 Episode 35 as Beau 4:28 Episode 43 as Beau 5:47 Episode 51 as Whispers 6:25 (Uk’otoa) Episode 52 as Beau 6:28 Episode 55 as Beau 6:51 Episode 64 as Beau 7:51 Episode 81 as Beau 10:29 Episode 84 as Beau 11:00 Episode 85 as Beau 11:11 Episode 94 as Beau 11:51 Taliesin - 13 lines Episode 10 as Mollymauk 1:19 Episode 12 as Mollymauk 1:31 Episode 14 as Mollymauk 1:40 Episode 18 as Mollymauk 2:11 Episode 40 as Caduceus 5:10 Episode 51 as Whispers 6:25 (Uk’otoa) Episode 70 as Caduceus 8:25 Episode 71 as Caduceus 8:27 Episode 75 as Caduceus 8:54 Episode 79 as Caduceus 9:16 Episode 83 as Caduceus 10:56 Episode 87 as Caduceus 11:17 Episode 99 as Caduceus 12:32 Sam - 12 lines Episode 11 as Nott 1:25 Episode 15 as Nott 1:51 Episode 19 as Nott 2:16 Episode 29 as Nott 3:11 Episode 31 as Nott 3:30 Episode 39 as Nott 5:07 (With Jester!) Episode 41 as Nott 5:15 Episode 54 as Nott 6:40 Episode 63 as Nott 7:33 Episode 67 as Nott 8:12 Episode 78 as Nott 9:13 (or 9:14 but both timestamps are bad Lol) Episode 90 as Sprinkle 11:35 Travis - 11 lines Episode 2 as Fjord 0:24 Episode 5 as Fjord 0:45 Episode 17 as Fjord 2:08 Episode 32 as Fjord 3:48 Episode 37 as Fjord 4:44 Episode 42 as Fjord 5:27 Episode 47 as Fjord 6:07 Episode 58 as Fjord 7:11 Episode 72 as Fjord 8:36 Episode 76 as Fjord 9:08 Episode 84 as Fjord 11:02 Liam - 11 lines Episode 6 as Caleb 0:50 Episode 8 as Caleb 1:11 Episode 22 as Caleb 2:28 Episode 24 as Caleb 2:52 Episode 44 as Caleb 5:54 Episode 53 as Caleb 6:31 Episode 56 as Caleb 6:56 Episode 59(60?) as Caleb 7:13 Episode 82 as Caleb 10:39 Episode 92 as Caleb 11:42 Episode 97 as Caleb 12:13 Ashley - 10 lines Episode 9 as Yasha 1:16 Episode 34 as Yasha 4:22 Episode 46 as Yasha 6:03 Episode 65 as Yasha 7:54 Episode 68 as Yasha 8:15 Episode 69 as Yasha 8:22 Episode 86 as Yasha 11:14 Episode 89 as Yasha 11:32 Episode 91 as Yasha 11:39 Episode 98 as Yasha 12:22 *GUEST STARS* Khary Payton Episode 7 as Shakasta 0:57 Matt Humes Episode 21 as Calianna 2:24 Ashly Burch Episode 27 as Keg 3:03 Sumalee Montano Episode 28 as Nila 3:08 Deborah Ann Woll Episode 45 as Twiggy 5:59 Chris Perkins Episode 50 as Spurt 6:22 Mica Burton Episode 74 as Reani 8:51
forgot just how hard "you. need. me. more than i. need. you." goes. YEAAHHHHH!! fjord's paladin arc was one of my favorite things in the whole campaign 😭
"I have to finish my breakfast... and my breakfast." "BAA'AA'AAHHH! *thunk*" "I am very close to almost liking you. Please don't fuck it up." "You taste like a seaman." "No, I'm hoping that you will patronize us! ...Can I keep my stick?" "Life does need things to live." "I'm of child bearing age." "Why did you do that? Why did you do that? You know why I did that! Then you know why I did that!" "We have syphilis! EXTREME syphilis!!" "Will you hold me during the show?" "Goodnight, Oskaar!" "Fjord, what's taking you so long, we're going to the Ball Eater, SHEESH! ...Doot doo doot de dooo..." ...And, of course, everything Pumat Sol says.
I wish I would forget that I watched all these episodes, so that I could watch this video and be super confused, and then I'd go and discover them all over again
The fact that "I'm the transmutation wizard, but you're the one who changes people." was not selected is a fucking crime. One of the most profound and heart-felt lines in the history of this show. Delieverd after most of the M9 shat on Jesters belief, which instantly brings back her joyful mood. Who ever selected the quotes must have been drunk, considering what they did pick.
Chill out man, that’s one quote out of the hundreds of hours of campaign two so far. Just make your own video and include that quote if you’re that butthurt.
“Now, I don’t mean to impose........ but I *am* bleeding profusely”
@Zayne Pierce So many bots on youtube nowadays...
Introverts calling emergency services
"I have so many flowers to bring her." Is such a heartbreaking quote.
“Nothing happens for a reason, it’s absolute FUCKING chaos.”
10/10 Traveler quote
AKA “The Odyssey of the Hair of Taliesin Jaffe”.
"It's a chair... it's.... it's a standard chair...." So glad that made the cut.
Allura introducing herself is instant serotonin, even out of context
"I smell like a crayon!" Is still one of my favorite quotes in Crit role history.
Bugs me, they left the sniff out. The combination is just gold!
Jester's bug story never fails to make me smile.
Dunamancer Issak of den Nutaan, known by many as the "father of graviturgy", discovered the rather underappreciated laws of gravitation, and was the first to explore the applications of dunamancy in the warping of space-time to create long-distance forces
... and first came up with the concept when a pearl of power rolled off a shelf and hit him in the head whilst napping at the desk
This comment is criminally underrated
wow i thought this was going to be another crazy misspelling of Essek’s name, didn’t expect a such a good joke lol
CANON
I’m no longer used to Travis’ texblade accent for Fjord... I had to remember who he was playing 😂
Yeah it’s also a shock if you rewatch the campaign lol
So glad to see “I don’t mean to raise my voice” on the list! What a gem! Thanks for gathering all these!
Its funny how tiny Sam's flask used to be
The whispers of "Ukotoa" at the end were super creepy. Well done.
*Uk'otoaaa*
In order of persons, sorted by line count:
Laura - 14 lines
Episode 3 as Jester 0:30
Episode 23 as Jester 2:42
Episode 33 as Jester 3:51
Episode 36 as Jester 4:34
Episode 38 as Jester 4:48
Episode 39 as Jester 5:07 (with Sam!)
Episode 49 as Jester 6:15
Episode 51 as Whispers 6:25 (Uk’otoa)
Episode 62 as Jester 7:30
Episode 66 as Jester 8:00
Episode 73 as Jester 8:46
Episode 77 as Jester 9:12
Episode 93 as Jester 11:46
Episode 96 as Jester 12:08
Matt - 13 lines
Episode 1 as The DM 0:20
Episode 13 as Pumat Sol 1:34
Episode 20 as Kiri 2:19
Episode 25 as Kiri 2:55
Episode 26 as Lorenzo 3:00
Episode 48 as The DM 6:10
Episode 57 as Yeza 7:07
Episode 60 as The Storm Lord 7:17
Episode 61 as Wursh, the Half-Orc Blacksmith 7:22
Episode 80 as Allura Vysoren 10:14
Episode 88 as Ludinus Da’leth 11:20
Episode 95 as The Traveler 12:02
Episode 100 as The DM 12:36
Marisha - 13 lines
Episode 4 as Beau 0:40
Episode 16 as Beau 1:57
Episode 30 as Beau 3:19
Episode 35 as Beau 4:28
Episode 43 as Beau 5:47
Episode 51 as Whispers 6:25 (Uk’otoa)
Episode 52 as Beau 6:28
Episode 55 as Beau 6:51
Episode 64 as Beau 7:51
Episode 81 as Beau 10:29
Episode 84 as Beau 11:00
Episode 85 as Beau 11:11
Episode 94 as Beau 11:51
Taliesin - 13 lines
Episode 10 as Mollymauk 1:19
Episode 12 as Mollymauk 1:31
Episode 14 as Mollymauk 1:40
Episode 18 as Mollymauk 2:11
Episode 40 as Caduceus 5:10
Episode 51 as Whispers 6:25 (Uk’otoa)
Episode 70 as Caduceus 8:25
Episode 71 as Caduceus 8:27
Episode 75 as Caduceus 8:54
Episode 79 as Caduceus 9:16
Episode 83 as Caduceus 10:56
Episode 87 as Caduceus 11:17
Episode 99 as Caduceus 12:32
Sam - 12 lines
Episode 11 as Nott 1:25
Episode 15 as Nott 1:51
Episode 19 as Nott 2:16
Episode 29 as Nott 3:11
Episode 31 as Nott 3:30
Episode 39 as Nott 5:07 (With Jester!)
Episode 41 as Nott 5:15
Episode 54 as Nott 6:40
Episode 63 as Nott 7:33
Episode 67 as Nott 8:12
Episode 78 as Nott 9:13 (or 9:14 but both timestamps are bad Lol)
Episode 90 as Sprinkle 11:35
Travis - 11 lines
Episode 2 as Fjord 0:24
Episode 5 as Fjord 0:45
Episode 17 as Fjord 2:08
Episode 32 as Fjord 3:48
Episode 37 as Fjord 4:44
Episode 42 as Fjord 5:27
Episode 47 as Fjord 6:07
Episode 58 as Fjord 7:11
Episode 72 as Fjord 8:36
Episode 76 as Fjord 9:08
Episode 84 as Fjord 11:02
Liam - 11 lines
Episode 6 as Caleb 0:50
Episode 8 as Caleb 1:11
Episode 22 as Caleb 2:28
Episode 24 as Caleb 2:52
Episode 44 as Caleb 5:54
Episode 53 as Caleb 6:31
Episode 56 as Caleb 6:56
Episode 59(60?) as Caleb 7:13
Episode 82 as Caleb 10:39
Episode 92 as Caleb 11:42
Episode 97 as Caleb 12:13
Ashley - 10 lines
Episode 9 as Yasha 1:16
Episode 34 as Yasha 4:22
Episode 46 as Yasha 6:03
Episode 65 as Yasha 7:54
Episode 68 as Yasha 8:15
Episode 69 as Yasha 8:22
Episode 86 as Yasha 11:14
Episode 89 as Yasha 11:32
Episode 91 as Yasha 11:39
Episode 98 as Yasha 12:22
*GUEST STARS*
Khary Payton
Episode 7 as Shakasta 0:57
Matt Humes
Episode 21 as Calianna 2:24
Ashly Burch
Episode 27 as Keg 3:03
Sumalee Montano
Episode 28 as Nila 3:08
Deborah Ann Woll
Episode 45 as Twiggy 5:59
Chris Perkins
Episode 50 as Spurt 6:22
Mica Burton
Episode 74 as Reani 8:51
From the soft, slightly sad "I am Kiri" to "an example it is..." is a horrifying thing to do to my heart how dare you
forgot just how hard "you. need. me. more than i. need. you." goes. YEAAHHHHH!! fjord's paladin arc was one of my favorite things in the whole campaign 😭
Matt's face at Isaac Newton kills me
He's like "oh no, please don't make that canon in my world."
"case closed" immediately made me cry and I definitely got flashbacks from that shit. Well done, mighty nein.
"Help, it's again" should have been in this, for sure
Are we not gonna talk about how Mica Burton was in the exact same position for both clips?!
100 quotes, some happened during some important or emotional moments, and nothing will ever beat the poetry that is "help, it again"
I don't know, I think "We're running, it's bad" comes pretty close
I was really hoping to see “it’s bad. We’re running.”
The p a u s e after Reani says "The rule is, evil dies." 😂
4:44 : when he said "eh-ee-yeh tus-ooth" I felt that
What no hello bees or it's bad we're running
Number 75 gets me so hard! Words to live by: everyone should strive to be the answer to someone’s prayers.
I read that first line soooooo wrong...
@@josiahstreetman8806 oh no...
It would've been nice if they could have arranged it so "We are the Mighty Nein" was quote #9.
it took me over a year but i can finally watch compilations, spoiler free ;_;
Good work gathering all of them!! So much fun to actually hear and see all of the quotes!
"I have to finish my breakfast... and my breakfast."
"BAA'AA'AAHHH! *thunk*"
"I am very close to almost liking you. Please don't fuck it up."
"You taste like a seaman."
"No, I'm hoping that you will patronize us!
...Can I keep my stick?"
"Life does need things to live."
"I'm of child bearing age."
"Why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
You know why I did that!
Then you know why I did that!"
"We have syphilis! EXTREME syphilis!!"
"Will you hold me during the show?"
"Goodnight, Oskaar!"
"Fjord, what's taking you so long, we're going to the Ball Eater, SHEESH! ...Doot doo doot de dooo..."
...And, of course, everything Pumat Sol says.
some people say its made of cheese.
caleb to demid
I wish I would forget that I watched all these episodes, so that I could watch this video and be super confused, and then I'd go and discover them all over again
27 should have been "long may he reign"
I wish "We are the Mighty Nein" was number 9
Aww no "We're running, it's bad." ?
god they were ONE episode off from naming themselves the Mighty Nein on episode 9....what could have been
Headphone warning at 2:50!
Ohh fuck “I smell like a crayon” really caught me off guard this time
For the next quote mashup I'd like to make a request: BOOMERANG!
No "Shine bright, Circus man"?
I can only imagine how long this took to edit, good job 💜
“Did you guys watch tiger king?”
You can not give me “You are Bluuuuue” “I am Kiri” AND THEN “An example it is”
UA-cam's weird algorhythm strikes again!
Well, there’s more than 100 more now.
So good, thank you for this
This is hilarious 🤣🤣
Perfect. 😂
It’s so weird to listen to texas fjord nowadays
What? Fjords line in episode 37 could have been a better one. "I must commend you on your perceptiveness, my balls are quite large."
oh god the alarm at 2:50 gave me a heart attack, please put a warning or dont make it nearly as loud next time
The fact that "I'm the transmutation wizard, but you're the one who changes people." was not selected is a fucking crime. One of the most profound and heart-felt lines in the history of this show. Delieverd after most of the M9 shat on Jesters belief, which instantly brings back her joyful mood. Who ever selected the quotes must have been drunk, considering what they did pick.
It's out of context quotes you dolt
Chill out man, that’s one quote out of the hundreds of hours of campaign two so far. Just make your own video and include that quote if you’re that butthurt.
Episode and timestamp?
That was after episode 100 though
What's with the loud as hell dial tone at 24?!