I appreciate the "bad" before saying fanfiction, Decker. Finally, someone I look up to actually acknowledges that not all fanfictions are horny, badly written messes of porn and grammar
That looked too big to be a kidney. Also kidneys tend to be easier to access because they're outside of the peritoneum so you don't need to cut open his belly... Seriously, I think they stole his liver.
Yeah. Hundreds of bodies. Because the furnace broke, just like in the movie. Like how people hate on star wars for letting a single fighter destroy a big super weapon, but have never heard of the Bismarck (that was crippled by a few old bi-winged fighters).
@@whitemagus2000 British guns lobbed 2,876 shells at the ship, hitting it up to 400 times, yet it stayed afloat. A torpedo volley, though, broke through, sinking the Bismarck in four minutes on May 27, it was sunk by a fleet of destroyers an aircraft carrier and quite a large amount of airplanes, and it wasn't even sunk by the airplanes it was the HMS Dorsetshire and "few old bi-winged fighters" in the battle there 15 Fairey Swordfish torpedo bombers which were only introduced 3 years before the Bismarck was Launched, and if we're just talking about production both the bismarck and the Fairey Swordfish were both from the same year.
The only reason the church thing didn’t work twice was mainly because the first one was abandoned and the second one wasn’t even finished it’s been heavily implied that he can’t cross true holy ground
That or it could be that the priest is not as holy as he seems or claims to be rather to where that church is not truly blessed to be true holy ground.
Thanks for all the entertainment, you have become my favorite reviewer. Sometimes your reviews are even more entertaining than the movies themselves... More Kaiju films please :)
Aside from the whole Pumpkinhead aspect, the crematorium giving people urns full of non-human ashes and the bodies being strewn about the property because the furnace broke years before actually happened.
Any chance you would do a review on the mist mate? I think it would be hilarious to see your take on a movie with nothing but a smoke machine and supermarket.
Well, the black market does still have uses for organs from corpses and whole in tact corpses for dissection... so... and a kidney is worth about $12,000 or so dollars.
Hey, I tipped the likes over a .0k value... Somehow that makes me happy to visually see improving Decker's public image. Love your stuff keep it up bud!
Ahhhh, Decker. You really must do a review of "The Thing" (1982)! You've already done "The Fly" and other similar flicks. More body horror! I'd love to see some John Carpenter in here.
I love the fact that Pumpkinhead was such a fantastic story and ended up being a great movie And then they ruined it with making movie after movie after movie after movie after-
3 and 4 are movies you'd think you'd hate but they are fucking brilliant, I love that Doug is in this film, Pumpkinhead looks great, the CGI is kept veeeery low and the music kicks ass
For me the main issue was the creature fx. From not lighting it well to it being so much stockier than the first two films, everything about it was very substandard. The bad CG at odd times that could have easily been done with practical effects are the nail in the coffin.
two things 1.) that church scene...my GOD was that bad!!!! 2.)I love that Flint joke man. I live in Michigan right near Flint (luckily my water is good) and I'm surprised a man like you all the way down in Texas heard about Flint....I thought it was just a Michigan news story.
15:05 That PS2 Pumpkin head looks like it stepped out of a Legacy of Kain cutscene lmao. Also, I'm surprised mentioning cremation speeds didn't get the video flagged.
is it weird that I'd be one of those people who would probably go out into the woods just to visit with Haggis and keep her company? she's probably lonely out there and wants someone to talk to who isn't a ghost lol
Oh shut up I really like that film plus it teaches a good message about bullying. Namely that if you do it hopefully a vengeful spirit demon will come and fuck your shit up. As well as your bratty ass thug son.
Actually in 2008 a biomedical supply company was found guilty of buying and distributed skin, bone, tendons, heart valves from several funeral homes. Usually on bodies marked for cremation. Hundreds of people received these pieces and parts. Some contracted disease such as hepatitis from the falsely documented donor bodies. But most of these parts are still working. This movie was done in 2006.
3:25 honestly the hiker doesn’t really have any reason to think that something hinky is going on in the crematorium. He doesn’t know fuck all about mortuary science, and for all he knows they’re doing an autopsy. If he goes to the cops they could have easily just said that he stumbled onto a legitimate part of the cremation process
i think that pumkin head gets a closer link to the last summoner alive if theres multiple at once therefore the last surviving summoner is the one how gets buried in the pumkin patch
not to be a creep but Decker I am a grave digger in a small town similar to this one and I have a job every week that pile of bodies they had is small compared to real life assuming they have been doing that for awhile
Sadly an incident like that actually happened not far from where I live. Crematory with busted furnace and they just crammed bodies into a shed and filled urns with quick-crete, for years.
wait who is Buntis (or whatever you said his name was...the guy Hendrixs keeps haunting)? Is that the son from the first movie? I thought he was dead....Can someone please answer.
I will give this movie credit for having an interesting promise. I mean the execution could've been way better , but to have four summoners, and the subplot the morgue and all had mad potential and it fits for this series. Maybe a bigger budget and more cohesive writing would've saved this movie
A summer of all the Jason and Freddy films also Pumpkinhead. Man maybe you can take it easy one year as the summer of SHORT-CIRCUIT. They even did some video games based in that franchise speaking of which. Impa CD-i, You don't mean Philips CD-i do you?
I hate to be that guy... but there is another Pumpkinhead movie. Its another made-for-television movie called Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud. It's been a few years since I've seen it, but if memory serves it was about the Hatfield-McCoy feud. Wiki seems to confirm this.
So far Pumkinhead has fought, and killed Michael Myers' actor, Leather Face's actor, Jason Voorhees' actor, and Pinhead's actor. Who's next Robert Englund.
i kinda wish that they made it so lance henrikson stayed as pumpkin head, that would be a bit better to have the same villain, instead of this jumping to a new character. i mean pumpkin head is kinda super natural.
The funny part is I think that was actually a liver. I’ve never seen human liver but we eat chicken liver all the time where I’m from. (Deep fried you should try it sometime)
9:44 Damn Decker you wore your hand print on your forehead the rest of the review. I admire the hell out of your commitment to your craft.
Good god, you're right o.o
Poor Decker, it must have hurt :(
He prob should have adopted a less damaging catchphrase schtick
He seemed tired at the start...
I’m not surprised. Watching this will do that to you
A handprint wouldn't last for 15 minutes.
The Romanian actors are all dubbed with the southern accents. They probably shot the film there because its cheaper.
I appreciate the "bad" before saying fanfiction, Decker. Finally, someone I look up to actually acknowledges that not all fanfictions are horny, badly written messes of porn and grammar
Did u get into college & if so which 1 did you graduate yet?!?
@@187mrsmith HOPE YOU SURVIVED COVID?
When Lance Hendriskson cannot save your movie stop. Just stop.
Henriksen
@@sandroilpelato7153 notice its same 2 high profiles as hellworld......... doug and lance
"They took my frickin' kidney..." -Charlie the Unicorn
That looked too big to be a kidney. Also kidneys tend to be easier to access because they're outside of the peritoneum so you don't need to cut open his belly... Seriously, I think they stole his liver.
FrenchDipp That's the most hard working organ!
I was thinking that the scar on his back was too high but why the back he got cut in the front
if I recall, the dumping of the bodies in a swamp instead of cremating them is based on actual events
Yeah. Hundreds of bodies. Because the furnace broke, just like in the movie.
Like how people hate on star wars for letting a single fighter destroy a big super weapon, but have never heard of the Bismarck (that was crippled by a few old bi-winged fighters).
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@@whitemagus2000 British guns lobbed 2,876 shells at the ship, hitting it up to 400 times, yet it stayed afloat. A torpedo volley, though, broke through, sinking the Bismarck in four minutes on May 27, it was sunk by a fleet of destroyers an aircraft carrier and quite a large amount of airplanes, and it wasn't even sunk by the airplanes it was the HMS Dorsetshire and "few old bi-winged fighters" in the battle there 15 Fairey Swordfish torpedo bombers which were only introduced 3 years before the Bismarck was Launched, and if we're just talking about production both the bismarck and the Fairey Swordfish were both from the same year.
Wouldn’t Bunt be super opposed to doing ANYTHING that could piss someone off enough to make them want to summon Pumpkin head?
They could've also gave pumpkin head his wings that he originally was gonna sport for part two. Again, if only this movie had a bigger budget lol
The only reason the church thing didn’t work twice was mainly because the first one was abandoned and the second one wasn’t even finished it’s been heavily implied that he can’t cross true holy ground
That or it could be that the priest is not as holy as he seems or claims to be rather to where that church is not truly blessed to be true holy ground.
There’s no Holy ground in the US 😂
Doc: "It's over..."
**pumpkinhead emerges from the flames**
Bundt: "NO, IT AIN'T!"
I loved that moment😂
Ok
Thanks for all the entertainment, you have become my favorite reviewer. Sometimes your reviews are even more entertaining than the movies themselves... More Kaiju films please :)
Decker why do you know so much about black market organs?!
I have expensive taste.
Decker Shado Were you also inspired by Hannibals Hamburgers?
Ahh, a tongue upgrade....
niiice
Christopher
Why do you think he has the best hair on the internet?
Aside from the whole Pumpkinhead aspect, the crematorium giving people urns full of non-human ashes and the bodies being strewn about the property because the furnace broke years before actually happened.
Any chance you would do a review on the mist mate? I think it would be hilarious to see your take on a movie with nothing but a smoke machine and supermarket.
Well, the black market does still have uses for organs from corpses and whole in tact corpses for dissection... so... and a kidney is worth about $12,000 or so dollars.
The hybrid from Resurrection got a new job as pumpkin head.
Hey, I tipped the likes over a .0k value... Somehow that makes me happy to visually see improving Decker's public image. Love your stuff keep it up bud!
Ahhhh, Decker. You really must do a review of "The Thing" (1982)! You've already done "The Fly" and other similar flicks. More body horror! I'd love to see some John Carpenter in here.
7:23 So the cops are just gonna let the old woman take a dead body?
I wonder if another pumpkinhead is in production, most likely
HoloRiot they've been talking about something for a while but I doubt it'll be out anytime soon
There were discussions over a Pumpkinhead 5, but it was cancelled in favor of a reboot.
Please do a review on trick r' treat
I love the fact that Pumpkinhead was such a fantastic story and ended up being a great movie
And then they ruined it with making movie after movie after movie after movie after-
It is the way.
1:57 How bad do the credits have to be if you can't identify a role to find out who the actor is?
3 and 4 are movies you'd think you'd hate but they are fucking brilliant, I love that Doug is in this film, Pumpkinhead looks great, the CGI is kept veeeery low and the music kicks ass
Happy to see you alive, Decker
Hello Decker Shado, I hope you feeling better.
*Pumpkinhead uses pimp slap*
*It's super effective*
For me the main issue was the creature fx. From not lighting it well to it being so much stockier than the first two films, everything about it was very substandard. The bad CG at odd times that could have easily been done with practical effects are the nail in the coffin.
it's nice they got bishop back in this
Glad to see that you are back to being crazy Decker - talking to yourself lol
Your reviews are how I see most of these kind of movies.
two things 1.) that church scene...my GOD was that bad!!!! 2.)I love that Flint joke man. I live in Michigan right near Flint (luckily my water is good) and I'm surprised a man like you all the way down in Texas heard about Flint....I thought it was just a Michigan news story.
Imagine what if all the summoners became pumpkinheads!
I'd like to say Ouch for Michael J Fox
Decker I will let you know when you are "talking to yourself" the lighting is a bit off.
15:05 That PS2 Pumpkin head looks like it stepped out of a Legacy of Kain cutscene lmao. Also, I'm surprised mentioning cremation speeds didn't get the video flagged.
No pumpkin head 4 will be found footage.
Pumpkin head takes the form of a xenomorph with a deformed head with eyes
What next, Pumpkinhead: Let's Dance? Pumpkinhead: Loving the Alien?
every movie pumpkin head looks more and more like a xenomorph!
is it weird that I'd be one of those people who would probably go out into the woods just to visit with Haggis and keep her company? she's probably lonely out there and wants someone to talk to who isn't a ghost lol
Same.
You should look into werewolf movies specifically "Dog Soldiers" with Sean Pertwee or "Howl" with Ed Speleers. High tier B grade.
Hey, Decker, do The Thaw movie starring Val Kilmer. I haven't seen too many people review that one.
Well I saw the first movie, and the second movie. Both on Video and later on DVD
Still better than Blood Wings.
Oh shut up I really like that film plus it teaches a good message about bullying. Namely that if you do it hopefully a vengeful spirit demon will come and fuck your shit up. As well as your bratty ass thug son.
Actually in 2008 a biomedical supply company was found guilty of buying and distributed skin, bone, tendons, heart valves from several funeral homes. Usually on bodies marked for cremation. Hundreds of people received these pieces and parts. Some contracted disease such as hepatitis from the falsely documented donor bodies. But most of these parts are still working.
This movie was done in 2006.
I could be wrong, but IMDB lists John Doe's name as Fred, with the actor being Bart Sidles. Certainly looks like him in the picture, anyway.
Haggis:i can't bring back the dead. me:aww well then i should leave goodbye *leaves and no horror movie stuff happens*
3:25 honestly the hiker doesn’t really have any reason to think that something hinky is going on in the crematorium. He doesn’t know fuck all about mortuary science, and for all he knows they’re doing an autopsy.
If he goes to the cops they could have easily just said that he stumbled onto a legitimate part of the cremation process
Where's creepshow, Dr. Giggles, or the blob? PS we needed more headslaps for this one but I can understand the brain damage it wouldve caused.
wait... that dude from the first movie is the robot in alien?! OH MY JeSUS!
Yes he has had a very long career in was in The Omen II also
Make Decker rise.
I do not even watch horror movies but those reviews are phenomenal so i keep watching them.
Doug Bradley.
No Alien vs Hellraiser
Missed opportunity
Crematoriums actually take a shit ton of energy to run and it costs less money to toss the bodies
i think that pumkin head gets a closer link to the last summoner alive if theres multiple at once therefore the last surviving summoner is the one how gets buried in the pumkin patch
BTW, are you gonna make The Warlock saga in the near future?
not to be a creep but Decker I am a grave digger in a small town similar to this one and I have a job every week that pile of bodies they had is small compared to real life assuming they have been doing that for awhile
Sadly an incident like that actually happened not far from where I live. Crematory with busted furnace and they just crammed bodies into a shed and filled urns with quick-crete, for years.
8:44 loana ginghina(Loh-Ona Gin-Je-Na) Or at least that's how I pronounce it.
Pumpkinhead is not suppose to kill those that are not marked only those that get in his way like in the first movie.
Which movie did he mean 24:23 ?
A good contender for "Worse than Alien Origins" is Five across the eyes. It's attrocious
1 dislike...it must have been Pumpkinhead.
oh no....4 pumpkinheads!!!
6!
10...oh fuck.
17...
26 and it’s me.
Great review Decker, I really enjoyed it, I hope you're feeling better as well. P.S Coban is adorable. :)
11:53
Did Pumpkinhead always have a tail?
Yes.
wait who is Buntis (or whatever you said his name was...the guy Hendrixs keeps haunting)? Is that the son from the first movie? I thought he was dead....Can someone please answer.
I will give this movie credit for having an interesting promise. I mean the execution could've been way better , but to have four summoners, and the subplot the morgue and all had mad potential and it fits for this series. Maybe a bigger budget and more cohesive writing would've saved this movie
hey Decker think u could review the thing (New and old )
Pretty sure thats a Liver not a Kidney
that's a liver not a kidney hell its a COW liver
this is as close to pumpkinhead vs pinhead we'll ever get.
A summer of all the Jason and Freddy films also Pumpkinhead. Man maybe you can take it easy one year as the summer of SHORT-CIRCUIT. They even did some video games based in that franchise speaking of which. Impa CD-i, You don't mean Philips CD-i do you?
I've been waiting forever for this review thank you bro
15:24 pumpkinhead: Bitch.. seriously?
Watching this review makes me want the low budget smackdown between victor Crowley and pumpkin head
I hate to be that guy... but there is another Pumpkinhead movie. Its another made-for-television movie called Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud. It's been a few years since I've seen it, but if memory serves it was about the Hatfield-McCoy feud. Wiki seems to confirm this.
Your style is similar to nostalgia critic which is cool
In the 1st movie ed didn't die he experienced the pain when they would go through it they're right about that part
still looks way better then the 2nd movie
17:29 Adam Sandler?
Pumpkinhead time is here!
LOL Decker is more entertaining than many of the movies he reviews
hello mr decker can you review indiana jones trillogy
So far Pumkinhead has fought, and killed Michael Myers' actor, Leather Face's actor, Jason Voorhees' actor, and Pinhead's actor. Who's next Robert Englund.
A school play recorded by a Sony handicam held by Michael J Fox
15:14 what am I looking at here?
do Land of the Lost
Any chance we may see you do Harbinger Down any time soon?
No one cares this woman is at least 300 years old. She is an actual Sidious. 15:04 Another barrier broken.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Churches don't affect Pumpkinhead. He's not a vampire. The abrahamic tribal war god has no effect or meaning to Pumpkinhead.
At 14:16 he sounded like mark hammels joker
i kinda wish that they made it so lance henrikson stayed as pumpkin head, that would be a bit better to have the same villain, instead of this jumping to a new character. i mean pumpkin head is kinda super natural.
8:52 Yay! Coban!
Can you do the warlock movies?
Pumpkinhead 4: the mobile game
I'm really curious about the bruise on your right eye? Sorry if its something you dont wanna talk about.
is Something wrong with your left eye it's all red did you get cut it seems like it Or Do You Got Allergy's? Like Me And A lot Of People Do?
The funny part is I think that was actually a liver. I’ve never seen human liver but we eat chicken liver all the time where I’m from. (Deep fried you should try it sometime)
3:07 AAAAAHHHH. 4:19 well that was one big kidney.