Best Of XFM - Karl Pilkington - Ricky Gervais - Stephen Merchant by Gdog

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  • Опубліковано 11 лип 2016
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    A selection of my personal favourite and funniest clips from the XFM Years.
    Track/Cliplist
    01 - Squoze 00:00
    02 - Bonobos 04:05
    03 - Baby Who Had A Baby 09:44
    04 - Pork Chop Tumor 14:54
    05 - Horse In The House 16:17
    06 - Ripped Tennis Ball 25:07
    07 - Head Cut Off 28:08
    08 - RAM Pack 35:09
    09 - Infinite Typewriters 37:26
    10 - Restless Leg Syndrone 47:41
    11 - Freaks 48:56
    12 - Crap Tattoo 54:50
    13 - But His Head Come Off 59:37
    14 - Hairy Chinese Kid 1:00:28
    15 - Shaved A Tiger 1:03:31
    16 - Phonebox Shopping 1:04:23
    17 - Wheelbarrow GoKart 1:08:17
    18 - New Game Ideas - Birth Of Rockbusters 1:10:54
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 72

  • @harleygator
    @harleygator 3 місяці тому +8

    If you ranked the 100 funniest things ever said on radio, clips from RSK on xfm would be all 100 of them. Imagine if you were driving, listening to this live, and you heard Karl say "it was like a ripped tennis ball"... I would've crashed.

    • @YusiDJordan
      @YusiDJordan 3 місяці тому +1

      Honestly, I don’t think so. I’d pit maybe 10-15 moments from the show in top 100, and 2-3 in the top 10. Anthony Cumia, Louis CK, Jim Morton, Patrice O Neal, Bob Kelly, Colin Quinn and Jay Mohr are sickeningly funny on radio.
      Heck, Ricky was funnier on opie & Anthony than on this show. What made this show excellent was Karl.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 5 місяців тому +6

    The horse in the house is still the quintessential Karl moment for me. Just says it in passing like it's nothing out of the ordinary. Definitely get why it's Steve's favourite moment.

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe 3 місяці тому +2

    Steve’s reaction to “it’s like a ripped tennis ball” is pretty amazing

  • @danr573
    @danr573 3 роки тому +27

    I was in physical pain laughing at the horse in the house story, a comedy writer couldn't come up with something as genius as that

    • @conorkennedy3304
      @conorkennedy3304 5 місяців тому +1

      where did they get a horse Karl?

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 Місяць тому

      ​@@conorkennedy3304saloon around the corner...😂

  • @geoffreydogtunes
    @geoffreydogtunes  8 років тому +90

    Track/Cliplist
    01 - Squoze 00:00
    02 - Bonobos 04:05
    03 - Baby Who Had A Baby 09:44
    04 - Pork Chop Tumor 14:54
    05 - Horse In The House 16:17
    06 - Ripped Tennis Ball 25:07
    07 - Head Cut Off 28:08
    08 - RAM Pack 35:09
    09 - Infinite Typewriters 37:26
    10 - Restless Leg Syndrone 47:41
    11 - Freaks 48:56
    12 - Crap Tattoo 54:50
    13 - But His Head Come Off 59:37
    14 - Hairy Chinese Kid 1:00:28
    15 - Shaved A Tiger 1:03:31
    16 - Phonebox Shopping 1:04:23
    17 - Wheelbarrow GoKart 1:08:17
    18 - New Game Ideas - Birth Of Rockbusters 1:10:54

    • @tgerule
      @tgerule 7 років тому +2

      Thank you sir!!

    • @Farleytime
      @Farleytime 7 років тому +1

      geoffreydogtunes

  • @GadgetAddict
    @GadgetAddict 8 років тому +90

    Wow, a video where you can actually hear Karl without having to boost the volume every time he talks.

    • @shanilemeow2942
      @shanilemeow2942 7 років тому +21

      And then Ricky's laugh tears your ears in two.

    • @BoutYoungAnnaLee
      @BoutYoungAnnaLee 3 роки тому +6

      I don’t think he had a mic of his own in the early days.

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 3 місяці тому

      @@BoutYoungAnnaLeeyea he did. He was actually in a separate booth or sat opposite them. He just was shy

  • @fahimjaowad8717
    @fahimjaowad8717 10 місяців тому +6

    Ripped Tennis ball 😂😂😂 Aunty nora. Goodness

  • @fetalspawn635
    @fetalspawn635 8 років тому +8

    Thanks for feeding my Karl addiction!

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 Місяць тому

      And mine!! I listen to these podcasts a lor...inc going to sleep & any boring moments during the day....😂

  • @grantbuckerfield
    @grantbuckerfield Місяць тому +1

    A woman, who had a baby, that had a baby. 😂

  • @cerevor
    @cerevor 2 роки тому +19

    Karl is always all over the place regarding animals. Sometimes he's ridiculously empathetic to some insect, imagining it thinks like a person, other times he's like, "what is so bright about them" or "let's get rid of it".
    Or the perfect example is in this episode. Ricky says a Bonobo is the smartest monkey (supposedly), Karl who created "Monkey News" (at least the content), where monkeys behave like cartoons and little people, wonders if a Bonobo could do anything that makes them comparable to a human.
    All over the place.

    • @EddieKM
      @EddieKM Рік тому +3

      That's what makes him so .. interesting. There is no logic to his thinking

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 Місяць тому

      ​@@EddieKMno karl discovered that if you open your mouth & talk, words come out !! Lol 😂

  • @Jack-xy3pm
    @Jack-xy3pm 4 роки тому +18

    pork chop tumor probably the best of all time. i was breathless when i first heard that.

    • @mini_mozzer
      @mini_mozzer 3 місяці тому

      its the way he doubles down after saying it that gets me

  • @User-ge7ni
    @User-ge7ni 7 років тому +16

    Xfm 1s are so much better than the cartoon 1s

  • @gn-gary4864
    @gn-gary4864 5 років тому +2

    Loved this

  • @CEIServices
    @CEIServices 8 років тому +2

    Brilliant!

  • @15-Peter-20
    @15-Peter-20 8 років тому +5

    Thank you for uploading

  • @BritishComedyUK69
    @BritishComedyUK69 8 років тому +8

    Fantastic what a great laugh

  • @StephenBatty
    @StephenBatty 6 років тому +6

    ripped tennis ball is epic

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 5 місяців тому +3

    Rick and Steve keep complaining over the numer of holidays or days off Karl takes. Considering the shite those two put him through, he deserves them! Truth be told, if I had to put up with them, I'd ask for twice as many days off!

  • @mattroberts4016
    @mattroberts4016 4 місяці тому +1

    The ET thing is true

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 3 місяці тому +1

    1:06:18 this will never cease to shock me. Karl's dad is SUCH a little scoundrel. Manc thief.

  • @davepratt9132
    @davepratt9132 7 років тому +10

    The infinite typewriters thing has me crying every time. And the guy that writes in is wrong probability reaches 1.

    • @charliegraves2356
      @charliegraves2356 6 років тому +1

      Dave Pratt he’s right, as the probability of the monkey typing Shakespeare correct each attempt is not 1, so you can’t be certain it will ever happen

    • @lockyhocky2
      @lockyhocky2 2 роки тому +2

      @@charliegraves2356 but given an infinite amount of time, the probability of it happening is 1

  • @evocativearts1797
    @evocativearts1797 6 років тому +6

    Rickies jailer voice 😂

  • @Ripplin
    @Ripplin Рік тому +2

    They're so young looking in that thumbnail. Well, two of them, anyway.

  • @shanefoy3720
    @shanefoy3720 Рік тому +2

    Loved how Carl goes on about rough thieving ppl on his estate, yet his dad is used to be massive thief himself he is a pure fcking moron but I still love him for some reason 😂😮😅

  • @annmariefiorenza4260
    @annmariefiorenza4260 6 років тому +7

    Pork chop tumor, the best lol

  • @saam77
    @saam77 7 років тому +7

    53:33 - Steve more freaky than some of the freaks in the Movie, = Best bit.

  • @LigTngCube7
    @LigTngCube7 6 місяців тому +1

    Karls head does look like an orange or cantaloupe

  • @MrSwank732
    @MrSwank732 3 місяці тому +1

    😂

  • @HeatyFrog
    @HeatyFrog 7 років тому +5

    I'm pretty sure that guy with the A-level is wrong. The more trials you have, the closer the probability of some event happening gets to 1. So if you have infinite trials, the probability is 1, so it happens

    • @RickyVWorld
      @RickyVWorld 7 років тому +3

      But it's totally possible to go an infinate amount of time without doing something right?

    • @frusciantesplectrum7980
      @frusciantesplectrum7980 7 років тому

      Ricky Wheeler it depends on what time you was making that statement as time needs consciousness to perceive it

    • @NotaFollower11
      @NotaFollower11 2 роки тому +1

      @@frusciantesplectrum7980there is no point where consciousness can perceive the fact that an infinite amount of time has passed because infinity never passes it goes on for ever and ever, therefore you can never say it hasn't worked because an infinite amount of time would not have passed. The probability is always 1

    • @frusciantesplectrum7980
      @frusciantesplectrum7980 2 роки тому

      @@NotaFollower11 ahh yes. I stand corrected.

  • @stevenaitcheson6938
    @stevenaitcheson6938 3 місяці тому

    Hey fellow bonobos

  • @michaelglindmyer3336
    @michaelglindmyer3336 3 роки тому +3

    The rice is right

    • @conorkennedy3304
      @conorkennedy3304 5 місяців тому

      15 Taiwan

    • @CartoonSlug
      @CartoonSlug 2 місяці тому

      @@conorkennedy3304 Big Mother - if ya mam's 'eavy you win a CD

  • @potatosarenice3286
    @potatosarenice3286 3 роки тому +3

    Some of this stuff isn't from xfm. Its just from ricky Gervais show

  • @mhdj31
    @mhdj31 2 роки тому +2

    strike it ricky