Okay but the whole "Eight freaking years of this and no one can undersand what the heck he's talking about" killed me because it's the most accurate statement about Homestuck ever
THIS HAD ME CRYING AS A LONG TIME FAN OF HOMESTUCK SEEING OUTSIDERS VIEWS ON MY BELOVED CHARACTERS THAT IVE KNOWN FOR ALMOST A DECADE MAKES ME LAUGH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
Congratulations, Wazy, you did it. You have succeeded where all else have failed. You have told us about Homestuck-and done so with complete accuracy. Hussie would be proud.
She only got Gamzee right. ....... We need to make the Homestuck fandom bigger. Clearly we aren't doing a good enough job at forcing 8000+ pages of pure gold down the protein shoots of every living thing in sight.
Makara Gaming What can I say other than sorry that my jokes didn't take your BREATH away. They're pretty LIGHT after all. If I were to actually try it would be a BLOODly mess. I HOPE you don't MIND it but all these puns come from the HEART, completely deVOID of RAGE behind them. Man we're DOOMed to spend our LIFETIME to make these puns, aren't we, I should stop wasting text SPACE and be on my way.
Too late. I'm already at the part where Kanaya shows up and saws Eridan in half after slapping Vriska and kicking Gamzee in the balls. Now Vriska sees her as her new Kismesiss after what she did to Tavros.
this is such wild timing bc my friend just started reading homestuck (past act one) for the first time and I'm rereading it myself so we can talk abt it. homestuck is back in 2018
Onerva Teiste Go ahead! Just a warning though, it's very long and gets pretty confusing at times. But if you can look past that, it's pretty great, from what I've read so far.
I watched this before I read homestuck, and I'm watching it again after reading homestuck. It's alot more entertaining when you know the character's they're trying to guess.
I was the last in my friend group to start read homestuck but the first to finish it and, I very quickly went from yay silly lil clown guy go brrrr :0) to oh crap no Gamzee spare Karkat please :C
Well, I've read Homestuck, but before I did I thought ~ Prospit and Derse were 2 halves of the same planet and Skaia was a vertical ring (meridian) dividing them ~ Aradia had bangs that were so long nobody could see her face ~ Nepeta was blond and wore a lot of purple ~ Vriska acted more like Aranea ~ Jake was Dad and not Grandpa Harley ~ John and Jade were twins separated at birth. John lives at home with their dad and Jade has to live far away on an island with their grandpa. Jane is their long lost mother and had to be separated from them because she is insane. Also, Becquerel belonged to John, not Jade. ~ Jane was evil ~ Jane was ugly ~ Snowman's name was "the Condesce" ~ The Exiles were evil ~ Feferi looked like Equius And most importantly: ~ You could choose your classpect. I didn't know that the game chose it for you. So yeah. Your version of Homestuck is closer to the real thing than mine was.
I've only read about four acts and a bit of act five of homestuck and the little correction notes in the top corner are killing me more than the guessing
As someone who recently read through homestuck for the first time, this is hilarious. Also you didn't mention anything at all about troll romance, which is weirdly important in the story despite the trolls taking untill like the fith act to get introduced.
This hurts me as much as it fills me with joy. Frickin gemini and gemini2 djxjanfj. Best vid on homozucc tbh. Congrats on that. I died and sent it to my friends and into homstuk servers
i don’t think “neither good nor bad” applys to Vriska, i think you can firmly say Vriska is bad, Vriska is in fact, almost the worst that one could be.
3:42 - 4:01 is where I lost it XD . As a homestuck fan..... I approve XD! It's like the shakespear of our day and age (I died laughingand then she said) your gonna have to have translation notes on the next page to be like-(And then I really died laughing.)
As someone who has lost 5 years of their life to the Homestuck fandom I can confirm that Homestuck is super confusing and dumb but you can't ever leave the fandom they will find you
THERE IS A RECORDED PART 2 staring those like 12 other trolls, I will release it if you all want
ToxiCurE god yes please
Definitely!
*In White's voice* Oh god yes
Please
Karkat is my son
"she does her taxes on time"
I mean.... probably?
Alastair Casey AM I WRONG? (No, am I? WTF is Homestuck?)
Well... she does care about the Law, a lot.
What if they don't even have taxes, what if the empress just takes their stuff whenever she wants.
insufferableCrab Lines up with Dammek's beliefs, anyway.
The very weak "the one who sells drugs is Karkat" is the one that killed me
"The mask but gone wrong" got me
Gamzee seems like he's the one who's always high to me he just seems like he's high most of the time
@@TiredEyePilot It was a character trait that he was murderous when sober.
move, im gay
This is actually quite correct
Ok, have your way dear gay master
she actually is too
@Angel115 gz and move, dipshit
LMAO
As someone who hasn’t read homestuck I can confirm that this is accurate
As someone who has read homestuck I can confirm that this is accurate
i was just gonna say that lmfao
Yeah same, i kinda try to stay away from it
@@yakineko6635 *sniffs* im so proud of you for staying away from homestuck i dont know you but good job i sold my soul to hussie
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This is the best "homestuck explained "
My sister told me it was about guys with nine genitals who are really horny
How accurate is that lmao
Okay but the whole "Eight freaking years of this and no one can undersand what the heck he's talking about" killed me because it's the most accurate statement about Homestuck ever
your username is incredible
@@ether3alrune thank you
As someone who has never read Homestuck, either, I will assume this is 100% factual
Sabrina Riley oh honey
It's much more complex than this :V
It's 4.13% factual
yes of course there are two gemini signs and sagittarius was fake all along
4.13%? I assume there's a detailed synopsis somewhere now. I'm not asking for it. It's just headcanon now, for me.
THIS HAD ME CRYING AS A LONG TIME FAN OF HOMESTUCK SEEING OUTSIDERS VIEWS ON MY BELOVED CHARACTERS THAT IVE KNOWN FOR ALMOST A DECADE MAKES ME LAUGH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
Congratulations, Wazy, you did it. You have succeeded where all else have failed. You have told us about Homestuck-and done so with complete accuracy. Hussie would be proud.
darkdreamer871 this is wrong
@@askeleton5337 r/wooooooosh
Im bait dummy
@@jasonnguyen6820 r/wooshception
@@jasonnguyen6820 woosh indeed
Great, now every time I see Lord English I'll immediately think of him as "The Mask but gone wrong"
Gemini 2 is the true gemini
Gemini 2: electric boogaloo
Gemini 2: Reloaded
No shit sherlock
*Was a full on HOMESTUCK at the peak of its popularity*
RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
She only got Gamzee right.
.......
We need to make the Homestuck fandom bigger.
Clearly we aren't doing a good enough job at forcing 8000+ pages of pure gold down the protein shoots of every living thing in sight.
chutes* lol
+Luigicat11
XD
It would seem I can't speak English, despite the fact that it is my first language.
Void And Cold
Yeah. Hopefully you got that I was doing an impression of someone. XD
+Luigicat11
who?
Void And Cold
Well, since she's basically a walking spoiler, I'm gonna have to ask if you've gotten to Act 6 yet.
As a person oh has read homestuck this is 100% correct well 99.8% but correct other wise
Beautiful Alley Well yes, but actually no
No it's not actually 😂
I’m trying to get someone into Homestuck, this is the first thing I’m gonna show them.
Yeah... I normally show them the "DON'T WATCH HOMESTUCK" video.
Spoilers? Like, huge spoilers? Horrible idea, i think.
420 the troll
Nice
If anyone is 420 the troll it’s Gamzee. Mofo is almost always stoned on slime pies
Stroodle the best troll
I literally was on that part 👁👄👁
Nah nah nah it's the other way around honk
I would say no comment but that would be a comment this is also a comment.
I HOPEd I would find you commenting here, thought it would be a bit more RAGE filled. My puns are bad.
Leijon Legion you are the VOID of comedy.
Makara Gaming What can I say other than sorry that my jokes didn't take your BREATH away. They're pretty LIGHT after all. If I were to actually try it would be a BLOODly mess. I HOPE you don't MIND it but all these puns come from the HEART, completely deVOID of RAGE behind them. Man we're DOOMed to spend our LIFETIME to make these puns, aren't we, I should stop wasting text SPACE and be on my way.
Leijon Legion wow
Makara Gaming sorry, I over did it.
This was me in middle school, not knowing what the hell my friends were talking about 😂
same tho
"this is eight years of this man's life and no one knows what the FUCK he's talking about" is a pretty accurate sumary of homestuck
I actually just got into Homestuck not too long ago and this video made my day. Thank you!
Kadel Animates Get out while you can. For your own sanity
Too late. I'm already at the part where Kanaya shows up and saws Eridan in half after slapping Vriska and kicking Gamzee in the balls. Now Vriska sees her as her new Kismesiss after what she did to Tavros.
Sorry, but I've already invested my time into it this far, might as well keep going.
Run
Towards Homestuck? :?
As someone that read Homestuck this is incredibly funny, but my god do I want to use my head to brake a table
Oh my god
This is beautiful
I love how your subtitles kept correcting you lmao
Terezi doing her taxes on time is the most accurate assumption in this video
It's really impressive how you can ramble about something you're not even sure is correct ',:^)
I want more people to be this funny
Tat face tho
im actually impressed. shes not far off
I can’t believe I’m seeing a homestuck video in this year of our lord 2018
homestuck is, and will always be.
it's stuck in a infinite time loop after all.
Hello from 2021 :D
2021 wassuppp
yo.
"This man spent eight years of his life making this and no one knows what hes talking about"-The man I strive to me
I LOVE HOW THE COMMENTS IN THE CORNER SAYS "LEAVE HIM ALONE" WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT TAVROS'S BAD HAIRCUT
Nepeta Is Now Naomi...And Sollux Is Ringo Star
@@ShetShetSheenHeads And Taurosa
And Josh
Mercury the virgo is my favorite character
i really like 420 the troll
this was so funny!! i can't breath! usually i find these videos reaaaaally boring but you have a lot of personality and imagination.
Carley Renk that is probably one of the nicest comments I've ever received
As someone who read homestuck, you're oddly close
The comments in the corner are the best part omg
Queen Bee HHH DAVEKAT!!
wholesome
eresil HECKITY YEAH DAVEKAT
"His power is bad hair cuts"
Nu my Boi tavros ;-;
"The mask but gone wrong"
Im gonna fuckin' die that was a perfect way of explaining the characer design
"They get sucked into this computer game and then they meet these things called trolls"
SHE ALREADY SKIPPED LIKE 3/4 ACTS WHY
As someone who is currently on Act 6 Act 3 of Homestuck, this is _immensely_ funny and I will be coming back every 3 hours or so to view it again
did u finish the thing
@armageddongirl612
Yep! It took a long time and I am never doing it again, but I enjoyed it!
@@-raecat- i read homestuck 4 times, not counting watching and re-watching youtubers read it
As someone who never even heard of homestuck until today, I'll take your word on it
you should read homestuck :)
@@armageddongirl612 no thanks, it sounds pretty boring
@@heavenlyderpfowl1180 uh, it really isn't and you shouldn't listen to people that say it is
@@armageddongirl612 try watching dragon ball z it’s a cool anime 👌
@@hassanshibani221 oki thanks for the recommendation
0:40 I T O L D Y O U A B O U T T H O S E S T A I R S B R O
“He’s the *MOTHER FUCKIN* crazy one!” HOW DID SHE KNOW
this is such wild timing bc my friend just started reading homestuck (past act one) for the first time and I'm rereading it myself so we can talk abt it.
homestuck is back in 2018
Should I read it?
Onerva Teiste Go ahead! Just a warning though, it's very long and gets pretty confusing at times. But if you can look past that, it's pretty great, from what I've read so far.
I watched this before I read homestuck, and I'm watching it again after reading homestuck. It's alot more entertaining when you know the character's they're trying to guess.
I watched this before reading Homestuck and I was like “what there’s no way Gamzee kills people” and boy was I wrong
I was the last in my friend group to start read homestuck but the first to finish it and, I very quickly went from yay silly lil clown guy go brrrr :0) to oh crap no Gamzee spare Karkat please :C
i love homestuck and know heaps about it, it was actually funny watching you try to get the names right
1:00 MY NAME IS PRISCILLA OMG IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE ACTUALLY NOTICED MY NAME EXISTED AAA
Me too but it's spelled differently, jumpscared
POV:You want a non-spoiler explanation version of Homestuck so you come to this:
3:02 you could say she…
Did nothing wrong
Well, I've read Homestuck, but before I did I thought
~ Prospit and Derse were 2 halves of the same planet and Skaia was a vertical ring (meridian) dividing them
~ Aradia had bangs that were so long nobody could see her face
~ Nepeta was blond and wore a lot of purple
~ Vriska acted more like Aranea
~ Jake was Dad and not Grandpa Harley
~ John and Jade were twins separated at birth. John lives at home with their dad and Jade has to live far away on an island with their grandpa. Jane is their long lost mother and had to be separated from them because she is insane. Also, Becquerel belonged to John, not Jade.
~ Jane was evil
~ Jane was ugly
~ Snowman's name was "the Condesce"
~ The Exiles were evil
~ Feferi looked like Equius
And most importantly:
~ You could choose your classpect. I didn't know that the game chose it for you.
So yeah. Your version of Homestuck is closer to the real thing than mine was.
im like five hundred pages in and. yeah this looks pretty accurate
OH NO. ITS TOO LATE FOR YOU. WE CAN'T SAVE YOU
I've only read about four acts and a bit of act five of homestuck and the little correction notes in the top corner are killing me more than the guessing
here to say i finished homestuck and wow. retrospect n shit.
If this is not me before I read Homestuck I don't know what is.
before i read homestuck i thought everyone was a troll and actually slapped myself when i started it
Before I read homestuck I watched this and it gave me the wrong idea of what homestuck would be
2:34 "his name is uHHHHH,"
"he fucking spent 8 years and nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about" that's a pretty good summary i'd say
Wrong, Everybody Loves Nepeta Leijon.
I’m so glad that even after all this time the fandom still seems to be going strong
420 the troll. yess
Short summary: Kids play a game, the world ends, then puberty happens.
As someone who literally just finished Homestuck this was really enjoyable. You should read it.
The footnotes in the corner lmfao
This is too good XD loved the vid, im crying happy tears cause this is bootyful. *pls help me homestuck is dragging me down the hole again*
As someone who recently read through homestuck for the first time, this is hilarious. Also you didn't mention anything at all about troll romance, which is weirdly important in the story despite the trolls taking untill like the fith act to get introduced.
Gamzee: The most important character in Homestuck.
The translation notes part is the most accurate thing anybody has ever said about Homestuck. Congratulations.
Lol I remember when I didn't know about homestuck and guessed what it was, and just came up with hiveswap with scary accuracy.
socks and sandals are bad but socks and croks now thats the shit 2:40
"and, like, the mask, but gone wrong"
Best description of LE ever
“This is 420 the troll”
im so glad this was in my recommended
"He spent 8 years (writing Homestuck) and nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about."
10/10
ah yes perfect. i love homed of stuck.
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lol your pfp XD
that stuck? homed.
This hurts me as much as it fills me with joy. Frickin gemini and gemini2 djxjanfj. Best vid on homozucc tbh. Congrats on that. I died and sent it to my friends and into homstuk servers
Phallus Cranium don't tell the Homestucks where I am!!! I don't want to hit with a bucket (whatever that means)
0:16 bruh scott is literally my name
RANDOM SCOTT SHOUTOUT!?
0:37 i warned him about stairs bro
i don’t think “neither good nor bad” applys to Vriska, i think you can firmly say Vriska is bad, Vriska is in fact, almost the worst that one could be.
3:42 - 4:01 is where I lost it XD . As a homestuck fan..... I approve XD!
It's like the shakespear of our day and age (I died laughingand then she said) your gonna have to have translation notes on the next page to be like-(And then I really died laughing.)
oh wow
homestuck content
that's rare
It's hilarious in a meta sense to me when you called Equius a Gemini and Sollux a Gemini 2 cause Gemini and Sagittarius are opposites of each other.
0:45 IM CRYING
This is beautiful. A nice blast from the past from when homestuck was the dominating fandom
Gamzee is absolutely a bad guy
"I never read Homestuck, but I was around people who did."
Tumblr users assemble!
As someone who has read homestuck I can say only this... no one really gets it buddy.
"Move, I'm gay" is my new nickname for Kanaya
Spend the rest of my life reading the comic amd catching up on all the lore and fanfiction....or accept Wazy's summary as gospel truth.
No contest 😎
I LOST MY SHIT WHEN SHE STARTED INTRODUCING KANAYA BY SWEARING LMAO IM SO PROUD OF BEING A VIRGO
As a former Homestuck fan this is close enough
As someone who has lost 5 years of their life to the Homestuck fandom I can confirm that Homestuck is super confusing and dumb but you can't ever leave the fandom they will find you
1:31 THAT'S CANCER
I love how the basically get almost everything wrong
I guess this is homestuck
3:36 "And the real story, is with the main kids"
I fucking wish. Homestuck would've been infinitely better if it just stuck with John and his friends.
Please read it! By the way, now you have to do an Ifsofactso video on all the chapters and the intermissions. Have fun.
"homestuck 2020 COVID edition"
All I know about home stuck is that all my friends are in it and it ended around 7th or 8th grade for me
Useless Fact 1921:
I've only gotten into Act 4 as of right now and these feel like spoilers
well they literally are
Seven. It was seven years.
ah yes, my favorite troll *looks at smudged writing on hand* Naomi
Eridan is Harry Potter.. Lol! You probably aren't too far off! xD
I watched this before I read homestuck
While I'm still reading homestuck
And I will once I finish it