Weekend Update: Golden Bachelor Divorce, NYC Considers Giving Rats Birth Control - SNL
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- Опубліковано 12 кві 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Iowa retiring Caitlin Clark's jersey.
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0:56 The way Michael says: "You are a stupid man." Absolutely kills me.
The last time they had a joke like that where the punchline was Colin drawing a gun, Che said, "What happened to you, man?" as if he were concerned about Jost's mental health (never mind that the constant humiliation Che dishes out was probably the cause of it). I knew that was a lie. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but I should have known better.
"Trust me, I know." I'm dying. So good.
LOL! These are usually good, even when the gags don't hit the mark!
…I’m sure high school was tough on Collin,but look at the payoff: Harvard grad,co anchor on snl weekend update and Scarlet Johansson sleeping in your bed naked…
Still ended up married to Black Widow.
"cause you're giving me that window seat" "... plenty of fish in the sea-metary" THOSE TOOK ME OUT 😂😂
if only.
That rat graphic, omg. It was so perfect.
Colin with that gun, LMFAO
“You’re giving me that window seat!”
Followed by "you are a STUPID man" 🤣🤣🤣
Next James Bond? He looked really menacing 😀
Horrible trigger discipline
The Kevin spacey joke 😂
When you’re famous you can just grab them by the package
Kevin Spacey was acquitted because the charges were totally imaginary
Colin is going to bring the good news about that Billy Dee Williams quote back to Scarlett
I was waiting for Michael to do that joke next.
She can finally play the REAL Black Widow!
C-metery 🤣
but isn't it "there are plenty of fish in the sea-mentary"?
@@mk-wz2sh well that was the joke, but now you've gone and ruined it
The female rat looked kinda cute and enjoyed the Kevin Spacey quip. Picture of young Colin was adorable
High school *was* a tough time. Thank you for your sympathy, Colin.
Yeah that one was personal.
Musicals and lord of the rings. As a band/ theater geek/ ap nerd I did well in high school socially when I shouldn’t have lol
lol teen Colin had that 90s boy haircut. I saw so many with that hairstyle growing up.
It's called "the douche"
He looked like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting lol
Colin Jost was born in 1982, so he would have been a teenager from 1995 (13) to 2000 (18), so it makes sense. But I always thought that haircut mixed with how chubby his face was made him look like a high school bully. That smug smile he had ties it together.
Jost revenge for the joke swap has been very well carefully well planned ,and cruelly executed.
He got his Jost Desserts
"Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?"
I was lucky enough to go to a high school where being a musical theatre nerd and an SF/fantasy nerd was so common, nobody gave you shit about it
No one cares
@@fathertimegaming17 You seem nice
I went to a school in the hood of Brooklyn, but didn't read LOTR till college. Don't really like musical theatre. So only a little bit of a nerd.
Kudos to SNL for hitting on Golden Bachelor. Everyone hyped that junk so much during it's broadcast, that the downfall was expected.
All those contestants in that franchise seem to have serious mental issues. Guess that is a prereq.
We needed more Colin & Che.
These are all SO good. 😭😂
The audience was incredible for this Weekend Update.
There’s plenty fish in the C…….metery 😂 wow che
America: where rats can get birth control, but adult women cannot.
Why lie like that?
I was hoping for the joke to go there, but I guess that would have been too predictable.
We can get birth control, it’s abortion that’s being contested
plenty fish in the C ... -metery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lord of the rings musical in Chicago? 3 of my favorite things!
Yeah, I think Mr. Scarlett Johansson is doing alright.
I'm saying it yet again 'These Two together are SNL.😂😂❤❤😅
Nice trigger discipline, Colin 🤣
The Bachelor, and Golden Bachelor, baffle me. Why would a group of any women throw themselves at these guys on TV, and you just know it isn't going to work out. The only person I know that watches it is my 80 yr old mother.... and no she isn't single.
Another great Weekend Update that Kevin Spacey jokes was great
Colin got his revenge..married scarlett lol
Colin got that 90s high school haircut.
Yeah, I hate it too. The chubby face and smug smile made Jost look like he bullied kids rather than was a victim of bullying.
Colin with a gun is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen this week
Amazing weekend update had me giggling like a mf.
Give me the Beavis and Butthead Sketch!!!
Exactly. Funniest sketch of the night.
Yessss
DITTO!
It's up!
Huh? All you have to do is click play on that one instead.
Rat jokes good.
Awww, young Colin. Nerds should be proud- I was and am!
I find it rather weird that a musical adaptation - at least if done with care - would actually be something Tolkien would approve of heartily. I mean, someone's singing in basically every chapter of the books as it is.
The man loved his music
😂Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉
Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉
Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉🎉
The Sea-metery? seriously now haha 😂🤣🐟🐠💀🪦
Colin's baby pic could have just been the entire segment. 😁
laalaa99stl, *high-school pic
Can't get enough of that Colin Mockery.
I see what you did there.
Oh, so clever. Loved it.
That's Michael Che, not Wayne Brady! 😂😂😂😂😂
1:35 you are gonna do fine, young Colin...
These were GOOD
I've watched too many gun videos on UA-cam - my first thought was 'poor trigger discipline, Colin.'
That's why Che called him a stupid man.
When I read the NY news story I knew SNL would be doing something with rats😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man this was some funny writing
This was one of the very best WU's of the season or most any season. And Caitlin slam-dunked on Colin. ^^^^^^^5's to her.
LMAO 1:35 seemed like most boys had that haircut in the 90s
It was tough thanks😂
Why do I have a feeling ABC is going to do a Golden Divorce limited series
I guess centre partings were all the rage (when Colin's dad was a lad). 🤣
Great episode
Colin might have had a tough time in high school, but I'm sure that his classmates are envious of him now.
SEAMETARY
They like it LoL nah they didn't like it 😂😂
"I can't wait until the days we, as US citizens, have as many healthcare benefits as a sewer rat in NYC."
I for one, hope to live to see a day where this extra 1 minute and 40 seconds of jokes could go in the same video as the rest of the jokes from this episode. Alas, even with the rise of AI and Beyoncé's new country album, the technology simply isn't there. Yet...
Just wait until Monday when they upload Weekend Update as one whole segment. They've been doing that for a while, probably because they got sick of hearing complaints about it from the comments section.
@@canaisyoung3601as if they're reading the UA-cam comments section 😂
that high school picture was ROUGH.
It's nice to finally see something funny from SNL.
Awesome! 😂😂😂
Divorcing after only three months? Geeze, who could've seen that coming? 🙄
Damn so Colin comes to the Weekend Update set strapped
You guys are hilarious and really intelligent !
Wait...?? Divorce after 3 months? Duh!! Haaaaaaaaa!! That's expectedly hilarious!! 😂😂😂
1:25 hey, that nerd grew up to marry the hottest woman in Hollywood. Respect.
Fact!
She isn't even top 5 in the MCU.
Love these guys. Had a good laugh thinking about female rats focusing on their career... in rat business, no doubt
High school was a tough time.
Pizza Rat is starting a chain.
I got a little scared when he took that gun out.
Colin is the only white man who can still look adorable while holding a gun. 😂
The LOTR musical is solid. It's already played in Toronto and London
The Lord of the Rings: the Musical premiered over 16 years ago, and yes, high school was a tough time, Colin 😂
weekend update has brought back a refreshing return to 1970s comedy in which we can laugh at anything without maliciousness or hatred.
Che, I liked the rat joke.
The rat in high heels is nightmarish.
i didn't like either of those but high school was still high school
Colin had that Butt Cut! Says a lot really.
I see Colin also had that hair cut that guys had in the 1990s
Colin jokes about liking musicals, but he's now married to Scarlet Johannson, so I think he won.
Trigger discipline!
🐀💼
I was that high school nerd.
“Trust me I know” jost who’s MARRIED to Scarlett! Way to go my man!
I think the joke of showing your high school self for laughs only works if the pic doesn't make you look good.
where’s papyrus 2 ⁉️⁉️
Aww, the LotR joke ^_^
Those poor rats will wonder what is wrong with them to not be able to have little ones.
you really think rats WANT to have kids? in this economy? but jokes apart i dont think rats realise that theyre having intercourse to have offsprings, its just biology.
I was in high school when the LOTR movies came out and were huge, so it's funny to think Colin and his contemporaries had to enjoy the books, like idiots and the appropriate scorn from their class mates.
Colin borrowed that gun from his wife.
OMG Remember "Soul Man" with C. Thomas Howell? Shocking blackface from the 80s.
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If only there was some way to put all of Weekend Update in one video so it wouldn't have to be split...
How many times do I have to say, "Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment" until people realize that it does happen and they don't have to force themselves to watch the segments individually?
They in fairness looked good for people 70 plus.
There's something to be said about that high school picture compared to current Colin. I don't know what it is, but there's something.
Same thing for his wife Scarlett Johansson saying she would not have dated Colin in high school. There's something to be said, I just don't know what.
1500 carry-on guns? How do people not know the rules? Or was that one psycho with a crazy big carry-on?
kevin spacey joke april 2024????????? there was a groupon reference in another sketch. are we trying to create chronological dissonance, oooooR? LoL
0:54 poor trigger finger discipline.
Colin's joke would have been better if the punchline was ScarJo
That last joke was targeted, at me specifically