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Bro there's a girl me and my actual cousin just said me her and my cousin were all cousins and we never even knew if it was true or not but we said it since kindergarten
my best friend's dad almost married my aunt when we were 8 and we decided to be cousins from then on 😂 we decided just because they didn't wanna stay together didn't mean we couldn't
I found out my guy cousin wasn't my cousin when he tried to get in my pants. Boy pulled out the genealogy chart. Too bad he was my cuz in my head and uggo
Black math is not knowing an actors real name =they're called their most iconic role My husband watching Hostiles Me: Gone Girl was really on there acting
My dad would see Jeffrey Donovan from "Burn Notice" on other shows and would be like "Hey, it's Burn Notice!" He also did that with Bruce Campbell and Gabrielle Anwar a couple of times. Now he just waits for me to Google the actor and IMDB their filmography. We technological now! 😆
One fork in the sink = your mum saying, “I come home from work and the place is a mess!” When your parents say bye at a function. You are not leaving for another hour 🤣 I love us!
Im based on the UK And Not a single one of these are exclusive to blacks. I've not heard all verbatim but close enough and even multiple versions of a few. Which is to be expected nwhen accounting for location based vernacular. Again im in the UK and ireland where one need only only travel 10-20 miles (16-32km) to hear a wildly different dialect, I suspect this is more partly class based cross culture origins the carribean amd irish etc.
Ahhhh man the house key thing happened to me when i was 15. Came home and got the whole drama. Got told to go and find them and not come back until i did 😂😂 i remembered i jumped a fence earlier in the day to get a football that i kicked over. I took the bus all the way to this area i was in and found it exactly where i had jumped the fence. Came back with a bop in my step, but mum quickly reminded me i was "lucky" i found it 😂😂 love my mum
Me too i was 16 and lost it on the beach at night. And my mum asking how did the key fall out of your jeans. i was like "Ma you don't want to know". Notting even happend cuz the guy was too drunk to get it up 😂 Losing that key was so not worth it.
If your parents ' good friends aren't your aunties and uncles, are they even your parents ' friends? To this day one of my favourite auntie is my Mom's friend from middle school 🥰. We're her babies, and obviously her children are our siblings ! 😌
@@ayannaaah6563 People outside of the family circle's acquaintances was just Mrs's and Sir's for us... But given we were not meeting many adults in the wild that we'd need to interact with apart from teachers, yes, we've called many many older adults we did and didn't know 'Tonton X / Tata X' as a sign of respect too 😅 ! But now that I think of it, I've had one Tata Jamila that wasn't black (may she rest in peace), but that's it! The math only applied to the African adults otherwise! I have an "uncle" who fancied my grandma 😅. He got married to a white lady a whiiile back but that lady has never been nor become my auntie in the 25 years I've known her... And I'm going to turn 31 😅. This lady had children from a previous relationship. Older than us. We love each other. But they're neither aunties nor cousins. Now, my uncle's child from a previous relationship is also a bit older, but she's our cousin 😌
We’ve been doing black man since childhood, follow me : when you traded snacks on the schoolyard as a child you knew plain Frito’s chips would NOT be equivalent to Trade for your Cheetos puffs or M&M’s. When I shared my snacks I’d count out S-O-M-E = 4 chips. A acceptable amount to share for a 7 yr old. That’s, black math.
my puerto rican/mexican family will never escape this. had my prima tell everyone her baby shower was at 3 knowing they would show up around 5, so she booked the venue starting at 5!!!
“One cop equals they out here today.” Big facts. 😂😂😂 How my boy see one police man in our local Tesco and send a picture to the mandem group chat saying “Jakes be lurking today.”😭
Funny thing about me when I say let me get up outta here I actually mean that my introverted ass is not allotted to stand a conversation or close proximity to people for a long amount of time.
The cousin bit is funny... my oldest nephew would come to me and tell me a story about his "cousin," and every time, I would look down at my stomach, trying to figure out when I gave birth. It never gets old.
Fam!!!!! My mum had some friends when I was a kid......When I tell you I STILL call them "Auntie" and "Uncle" and their kids are all my "cousins" TO THIS DAY!!!!! I tried calling them by first name when we visited them one time (I was an adult by this point), and they weren't having it!! I'm 39 years old and that's still a thing.
I need both of y’all to work on reading some tweets w the black American accent. “You better than me 👀” HAS to have a certain inflection to land right 😂. Anybody in the southern us knows what I mean ❤❤❤😂
1:17 I get it. We say "your a better man than me" Which is saying, I would have reacted totally different in that situation or I would have done the exact opposite. LOL.
Lol!!! More like " you wouldn't catch me doing that stupid shit." Example: "You took her back after she cheated with your brother, tsk, you're a better man than me."
FACTS on that child having a good time, they'll sleep good tonight!! Dude! That kid will be knocked out in the car seat before I hit the highway! I have a Facebook friend whose daughter literally passes out when she gets picked up from school every day.
@@danielepoubel you might want to read things like "I Escaped Poverty, but Hunger Still Haunts Me". How behaviors from past generations can also define our current behaviors. Where food insecurity can cause such behaviors.
Black Math "I'm on the way rn" = "I just woke up", "I'm no where NEAR leaving my house yet", and lastly....."if you ask me one more time if I'm coming, I'm going back to sleep"
OMG the house key!!!!! Dad math over here. More like my husband. I keep telling him our kids need house keys since they walk home now. He says no cause if they lose the key anyone can now get access to hour home....WHAT?!?! HOW?!?! LMFAO That got me
When we say we know one thing for certain ans two things for sure, we really only know one thing btw. I aint never heard nobody tell me 3 things after saying that. My uncle got the key thing from my grandma for sure, man made me look outside for two hours for a key They forgot, I ain't seen you in a month of Sundays
Not sure if they'll read this but, Sugar Free is giving E-40 vibes. That's because he's also a rapper of the 90s/ early 2000s era from Cali. He use to roll with Dj Quick. Real talk, he was always doing calculations in his raps 😂
The lost key bit pushed some TRAUMA to the front. A girl had stolen my purse during my college graduation and all my mom did for weeks was yell about having to replace the house lock because I “let” it get stolen. For reference, if the graduation was in Manchester, then the house was in London. Like mom, please, ain’t nothing in the house worth stealing and ain’t nobody driving that far get real.
Black math: Anything that's "As F***" or "than a mf" = extreme! i.e.: "It's hotter than a mf outside = The heat index is extremely high i.e.: That sandwich look good af = The sandwich looks extremely delicious 😂😂😂
Black math: instead of saying "a lot," you say "fifty 'leven" "They had fifty 'leven people in their house." I still don't know why I say it, but I won't stop.
Black math is when you just ate but your grandma still tries to feed you… I can’t tell you how many times my great grandma and my grandma asked me if I was hungry.. I was tagged teamed bruh… It got to the point where I was hiding deviled eggs in my purse when they weren’t looking… 😮💨🤣
The key scenario happened to me. My mom was convinced we were going to be under attack (from who I don’t know, we lived in a very safe town) to the point where she had the locks changed the very next day. Shit was wild. And my only two cousins aren’t blood related to me. They’re the kids of my mothers best friend of 46 years 😂😂.
Black math is seeing consecutive birthdays and saying “it’s everyone’s birthday today”😂😂😂😂
That one cake is getting shared, some of them didn't need the calories anyway!
Nah fr bro your birthday is 2 days apart yea both yall birthday
Omg😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂so true
Black Maths: a minute, any time period between an actual minute and infinity
Example: I will be there in a minute
2nd ex: it’s been a minute since I’ve seen you
@@camille-7015and it's been like 3yrs 😂
I feel seen. And attacked. 😂😂😂
FAAAAAAAAAAAACTS!
Am...am I black?
Black math:
My 30 minutes for break doesn’t start until I take the first bite.
i think this is just employee math
@@Cajun_Seasoning
Not in retail, in my experience.
@@kevinkbs
Not in Texas, but Sainsbury sounds like a happy place to work.
😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
Literally my 3 closest cousins are actually in NO WAY related to me 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro there's a girl me and my actual cousin just said me her and my cousin were all cousins and we never even knew if it was true or not but we said it since kindergarten
my best friend's dad almost married my aunt when we were 8 and we decided to be cousins from then on 😂 we decided just because they didn't wanna stay together didn't mean we couldn't
I found out my guy cousin wasn't my cousin when he tried to get in my pants. Boy pulled out the genealogy chart. Too bad he was my cuz in my head and uggo
Black math is not knowing an actors real name =they're called their most iconic role
My husband watching Hostiles
Me: Gone Girl was really on there acting
Me calling Laurence Fishburne Morpheus for the longest time 😂
@naomiford4209 the fact that we all think about Fishburne when someone says Ike Turnet
LMFAO.
My dad would see Jeffrey Donovan from "Burn Notice" on other shows and would be like "Hey, it's Burn Notice!" He also did that with Bruce Campbell and Gabrielle Anwar a couple of times. Now he just waits for me to Google the actor and IMDB their filmography. We technological now! 😆
Fam, Terry Crews on Everybody hates Chris invented black math🤣
That is no cap😂😂😂
LOOOL
Nah fr 😂😂😂😂
Facts😂😂
😂😂 that's 62 cents worth of data you just used 😂
The fact I saw TWO cops yesterday and I actually said that to myself "they out here today" 😂 I love us.
Then you call someone to warn them they out here
lol the number is two, ion know who’s out here seeing one cop and getting shook… TWO though and issa wrap.
I see one cop on the way to work and text the work group chat. “They out here today, yall be careful on the way in”
😂 "I'm not lipsin her" James is on another level with his stories 🤣
If he had, would that be incest? Would he have gotten into his feelings for her?
Black Math:
I'm on my way
Meaning: I’m just getting ready
Once made my best friend cry with that one, she was so pissed coz I made her wait down stairs 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I literally said this this 2day!!!
Fuhad describing sleepy children as "necks swinging" KILLED me 😭😭😭
Tongue aht
"They gon sleep good tonight " every time kids go crazy at birthday parties and the park😂
Black math = seeing more than two ppl u know at a function & saying “damn everybody & they momma here”
Black math is saying "luv u bye" to your grandma 4 to 7 times before she lets u go.
Me on the phone with mine yesterday. 😂😂🖤
Black math in my family
Uncle: Girl, I ain’t seen you in a minute.
Me: It’s literally been twelve years Uncle Frank. 🤓
Black math is using R&B songs as a measurement for time 😂😂
When you say you listened to 3 rnb songs while you showered to measure how long you was in there lol
@@Lill2895 Yes! 3 songs is 10 minutes. Why do we think about this? lol
@@Lill2895 facts
@@Lill2895OMG!!😂😂😂 I thought I was the only one!!! Lol
Lol, I do this so much! I know I have to be done in 3 songs or I'll be late for work!
Bro that child one is soo true!!! Literally when they are having a good time they are sleeping 12-14 hours!! No BS 😂😂😂
That's not even just black math, that's parent math! 😂
One fork in the sink = your mum saying, “I come home from work and the place is a mess!”
When your parents say bye at a function. You are not leaving for another hour 🤣 I love us!
It’s so interesting hearing how well these translate in England. I guess big Black people are the same no matter where we are.
A lot of these apply to the white and Asian people I know as well tbf.
It's almost like culture is more of a thing than race 😂
Why can't y'all just let us have something?
Im based on the UK
And Not a single one of these are exclusive to blacks.
I've not heard all verbatim but close enough and even multiple versions of a few.
Which is to be expected nwhen accounting for location based vernacular.
Again im in the UK and ireland where one need only only travel 10-20 miles (16-32km) to hear a wildly different dialect,
I suspect this is more partly class based cross culture origins the carribean amd irish etc.
@@casmak141blacks is insane
Latino family math is going to the airport a business day earlier but arriving two hours late for everything else
Spot on
Was I really naive enough to think these things were uniquely Black American? 😅 lemme find out it’s literally ALL of us!! 🤣🤣💜
It's all of us. It's in our DNA. Doesn't matter what country. Certain things we do are just synced.
Half of these aren't just black people. It's everyone.
@@AnxietyHamstarbye! y'all love coming in our spaces n saying shit like this
All of us! I've heard them all growing up on the islands
@cjohnson_ because its not your space
Ahhhh man the house key thing happened to me when i was 15. Came home and got the whole drama. Got told to go and find them and not come back until i did 😂😂 i remembered i jumped a fence earlier in the day to get a football that i kicked over. I took the bus all the way to this area i was in and found it exactly where i had jumped the fence. Came back with a bop in my step, but mum quickly reminded me i was "lucky" i found it 😂😂 love my mum
Me too i was 16 and lost it on the beach at night. And my mum asking how did the key fall out of your jeans. i was like "Ma you don't want to know". Notting even happend cuz the guy was too drunk to get it up 😂 Losing that key was so not worth it.
@@zevab3178ohh, so you were *that* 16 year old
haha i was wild back then but im so calm and well behaved now. And like i said nothing happend lol @@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds
If your parents ' good friends aren't your aunties and uncles, are they even your parents ' friends? To this day one of my favourite auntie is my Mom's friend from middle school 🥰. We're her babies, and obviously her children are our siblings ! 😌
I'm so confused about my family tree. I have been calling rando ppl gran, pop, auntie & uncle. No wonder I had 7 grandparents when other ppl had 4.😅
That is so sweet. Y’all definitely are her babies and those are your siblings idc what anybody says 😂
nah the real black math is calling every adult aunty and uncle bc you were too young to just call them by their first name alone
@@ayannaaah6563
People outside of the family circle's acquaintances was just Mrs's and Sir's for us... But given we were not meeting many adults in the wild that we'd need to interact with apart from teachers, yes, we've called many many older adults we did and didn't know 'Tonton X / Tata X' as a sign of respect too 😅 !
But now that I think of it, I've had one Tata Jamila that wasn't black (may she rest in peace), but that's it! The math only applied to the African adults otherwise!
I have an "uncle" who fancied my grandma 😅. He got married to a white lady a whiiile back but that lady has never been nor become my auntie in the 25 years I've known her... And I'm going to turn 31 😅.
This lady had children from a previous relationship. Older than us. We love each other. But they're neither aunties nor cousins. Now, my uncle's child from a previous relationship is also a bit older, but she's our cousin 😌
@@camille-7015
❤️
This should've lasted longer 😅 this tickled me!
Pause
Anything that you do more than once = 50leven times 😂😂
We’ve been doing black man since childhood, follow me : when you traded snacks on the schoolyard as a child you knew plain Frito’s chips would NOT be equivalent to Trade for your Cheetos puffs or M&M’s. When I shared my snacks I’d count out S-O-M-E = 4 chips. A acceptable amount to share for a 7 yr old. That’s, black math.
Black Math:
The price of an item is $74.99
Me: Damn, $100?
FACTS 😂
Sooo soooo true!!! 😂I love us!
LMFAO.
EXACTLY 😂😂😂
Shit for me $74.99 = cheaper than $75!
Latina math: puts on the invite for guests to arrive at 6 so they show up at 8
😂😂 this might as well be brown Math cause the way CP time works😂😂😂
Ohhh, good one 👍🏾 😅
That’s African time for u
my puerto rican/mexican family will never escape this. had my prima tell everyone her baby shower was at 3 knowing they would show up around 5, so she booked the venue starting at 5!!!
That be South Asian math too 😂
“One cop equals they out here today.” Big facts. 😂😂😂 How my boy see one police man in our local Tesco and send a picture to the mandem group chat saying “Jakes be lurking today.”😭
This is so Black math I am agreeing all the way from 🇰🇪 😂
"You're better than me", 100% = "You're Stupid AF"
“Let me go ahead and get up outta here” = we gonna move the conversation to the front porch and talk for another 45 minutes
Funny thing about me when I say let me get up outta here I actually mean that my introverted ass is not allotted to stand a conversation or close proximity to people for a long amount of time.
Facts! Every time. 😂
The cousin bit is funny... my oldest nephew would come to me and tell me a story about his "cousin," and every time, I would look down at my stomach, trying to figure out when I gave birth. It never gets old.
“FAAAAAAAAAAACTS” sends me every time man 😂😂😂😂
If only we couldve taken this in school over regular math i would have been so good @ it!😂
Ya'll discovering Sugar Free was the greatest thing in this segment.
Fam!!!!! My mum had some friends when I was a kid......When I tell you I STILL call them "Auntie" and "Uncle" and their kids are all my "cousins" TO THIS DAY!!!!! I tried calling them by first name when we visited them one time (I was an adult by this point), and they weren't having it!! I'm 39 years old and that's still a thing.
My aunt’s best friend is my auntie and her daughter is my cousin. Been that way my WHOLE life 😂😂😂
I need both of y’all to work on reading some tweets w the black American accent. “You better than me 👀” HAS to have a certain inflection to land right 😂. Anybody in the southern us knows what I mean ❤❤❤😂
I was thinking that, as well. I'm not sure they got that one.
Yeahhh...I had to pause it and go back and say it properly. And I'm in the North 😅
Latina Math: If you have fun today, you're not allowed to have fun tomorrow.
I need a whole hour of thissssssssss
That Suga free video took me out with those finger waves. 😂😂😂
Black math: I'll slap you into next week
1:17 I get it. We say "your a better man than me" Which is saying, I would have reacted totally different in that situation or I would have done the exact opposite. LOL.
Lol!!! More like " you wouldn't catch me doing that stupid shit."
Example: "You took her back after she cheated with your brother, tsk, you're a better man than me."
It’s basically a “Me PERSONALLY….” moment😂
i’ve been waaiittinnnggg for this.
Black math:
“Imma be there in like 2 second”
We just barely leaving the house now
Black math is texting “I’m on the way” while hopping into the shower.
FACTS on that child having a good time, they'll sleep good tonight!! Dude! That kid will be knocked out in the car seat before I hit the highway! I have a Facebook friend whose daughter literally passes out when she gets picked up from school every day.
It's hilarious how alike we are. Here and across the pond.
“That child will sleep well tonight”
-All the parents know the joy
Mine is sleeping now and i’m watching up relaxing watching this 😂
I’m guilty of every thing on that list😂
When someone speeds past you with damage to their car = see that's why your car is messed up now.
Breaking a glass = break them all!
Black math is crying as a kid, your parents WILL give you something to cry about whilst already crying
Which was crazy bc they told you that after they just whooped you! 😂 😂 I used to stop crying just off utter confusion!
Latino Math: Its better to have more than not having enough for everyone
thats just you were poor math and now got a little sumting
@@danielepoubel you might want to read things like "I Escaped Poverty, but Hunger Still Haunts Me". How behaviors from past generations can also define our current behaviors. Where food insecurity can cause such behaviors.
Black math seems worldwide.😂😂😂😂
3:47 never in a 100 years would i think i’d hear fuhad say “what in the flying fuck was that” LMAOOOO
Suga Free Da Pimp!!!! The fact that y'all inadvertently gave him some Love made my day. West Coast legend!!
Black Math
"I'm on the way rn" = "I just woke up", "I'm no where NEAR leaving my house yet", and lastly....."if you ask me one more time if I'm coming, I'm going back to sleep"
Black man time
"yeah, round corner there in sec"
2 hours later...
My moms best friends kid is 100% my blood.
OMG the house key!!!!!
Dad math over here. More like my husband.
I keep telling him our kids need house keys since they walk home now. He says no cause if they lose the key anyone can now get access to hour home....WHAT?!?! HOW?!?!
LMFAO That got me
1 cop = they out here today
Best one 😂
Everybody at my church was my auntie, uncle, cousin 😂😂😂
Can't tell you the number of cousins I had back in school...
Hurts to think about.😅😅😅
Everybodys about to be walking in here😂😂😂
Black Math:
"I'mma get that right back to you" = you are never going to see that item again
“Do it again” = you better not do that again or the consequences will be severe.
In South Africa this is coloured math 😂😂 the cousin one killed me its legit like that 😂😂
Black math is insane..😂😂
When we say we know one thing for certain ans two things for sure, we really only know one thing btw. I aint never heard nobody tell me 3 things after saying that.
My uncle got the key thing from my grandma for sure, man made me look outside for two hours for a key
They forgot, I ain't seen you in a month of Sundays
Give me a minute = Give me between five and ten minutes 😅😂
Sounds like my mom with the key😂
Fun to see this translate across the big water.
They don’t nan bout that Suga Free 😂
The house keys are me with my kids 😂
Been waiting for this 😂
That Madara mask is really doing it for me - I want one!
Suga Free! That's classic west coast pimpin
Not sure if they'll read this but, Sugar Free is giving E-40 vibes. That's because he's also a rapper of the 90s/ early 2000s era from Cali. He use to roll with Dj Quick. Real talk, he was always doing calculations in his raps 😂
I need yall to download all the Sugar Free music ... he is a legend...
I've been binging this channel since yesterday when I saw the tht podcast. BRRRUVVVVV, added to the top 5.
I lost my house key ONCE. Dad immediately went to the hardware store and bought new locks.
That suga T math is straight pimping
Black math is forgetting 1 of 3 front door locks, so you "left the house wide open"
The lost key bit pushed some TRAUMA to the front. A girl had stolen my purse during my college graduation and all my mom did for weeks was yell about having to replace the house lock because I “let” it get stolen. For reference, if the graduation was in Manchester, then the house was in London. Like mom, please, ain’t nothing in the house worth stealing and ain’t nobody driving that far get real.
Black maths is everybody saying goodbye at the shindig, for the next hour and a half
Black math = Everybody hates Chris
Black math:
Anything that's "As F***" or "than a mf" = extreme!
i.e.: "It's hotter than a mf outside = The heat index is extremely high
i.e.: That sandwich look good af = The sandwich looks extremely delicious
😂😂😂
My whole husband! 😂😂😂
Black math: instead of saying "a lot," you say "fifty 'leven"
"They had fifty 'leven people in their house."
I still don't know why I say it, but I won't stop.
Sugar Free is the real OG!! If you are from SoCal and no about Pamona you already know what it is! #IRatherGiveYouMy…
Black math is when you just ate but your grandma still tries to feed you… I can’t tell you how many times my great grandma and my grandma asked me if I was hungry.. I was tagged teamed bruh…
It got to the point where I was hiding deviled eggs in my purse when they weren’t looking… 😮💨🤣
Hiding the food is reaLLLLL 😭😭 but hold on, I just start making a plate to take home since “no” isn’t an answer 😮💨🤰🏾
After hearing black maths…have I been black this whole time?😂 I guess it’s not that far off from Puerto Rican maths.
My goodness all of these are accurate😂😂😂 especially the SweetTea one
My girl keeps on uploading her moms photos. I swear I'm sleeping with this woman
"Everybody and they mama"
Seeing a kid have fun meaning they gonna sleep well tonight is parent math
The key scenario happened to me. My mom was convinced we were going to be under attack (from who I don’t know, we lived in a very safe town) to the point where she had the locks changed the very next day. Shit was wild.
And my only two cousins aren’t blood related to me. They’re the kids of my mothers best friend of 46 years 😂😂.
I'm a bartender at a cider house and I swear I get nervous when I tell black people how much they owe at the end 🤣
Its funny these are called out as math but just stereotypes within our cultures😂 as a mexican its "no McDonald's we got beans at home"😂😂
Love that these maths that I thought were US specific are universal 😅🤣