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  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 Рік тому +6367

    This segment was 20% responses and 80% flashbacks/story telling and i loved every bit of it.

  • @flotonto403
    @flotonto403 Рік тому +5254

    James: "i dont think this has ever happened to me"
    Proceeds to tell 3 different stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @diamondcrawford9272
    @diamondcrawford9272 Рік тому +4823

    “One kid won’t hurt” is how we ended up with one kid.

    • @FaithMcCaffrey
      @FaithMcCaffrey Рік тому +474

      "One kid won't hurt" is how we ended up with 4 🤣🤣

    • @evrclr76
      @evrclr76 Рік тому +34

      😭🤣

    • @jennawilkins6345
      @jennawilkins6345 Рік тому +113

      Same here!!! And that kid just snuck a bottle of pop shook the pop and opened it on his bed!!! When asked why he said he wanted the bubbles all through it not just on the sides 🤯🤦🏼‍♀️🤬 HES 9 NOW NO EXCUSE!

    • @brith2237
      @brith2237 Рік тому +57

      Fucking same with a dash of " how this man dont have any kids yet?"

    • @QueenMufasa552
      @QueenMufasa552 Рік тому +4

      Tell me about it

  • @geeiffy6486
    @geeiffy6486 Рік тому +1704

    "Bird shirt " 🤣🤣🤣... damn dat girl was on a mission of "i take souls not names"..💀💀

  • @aisha3675
    @aisha3675 Рік тому +1933

    The facial expressions, the flashback stories, the nicknames... got me creasing!!!

  • @moniquestoute6650
    @moniquestoute6650 Рік тому +2599

    I love how Fuhad seems to know about all of James’s sexual exploits 👀oh you mean the crazy one or the wet wet ting 😂, I appreciate you guys love for each other ,you can have a conversation about everything , its how you guys relate to each other 🫂 it’s sweet to see and the funniest thing 🤣

    • @dianemicheleaux4107
      @dianemicheleaux4107 Рік тому +272

      That's because our James is a Chatty Cathy. 😂

    • @janewangari9201
      @janewangari9201 Рік тому +10

      ​@@dianemicheleaux4107 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yah7130
      @yah7130 Рік тому +63

      ​@@dianemicheleaux4107 a serial chatty patty🤣

    • @nicolesims5686
      @nicolesims5686 Рік тому +44

      I mean, they are besties 🤣 as James said then quickly stopped himself. We see you 😉

    • @justkdijah
      @justkdijah Рік тому +2

      @@dianemicheleaux4107 Facts!!!

  • @dorcassswg
    @dorcassswg Рік тому +2450

    I’ve definitely silently said & thought “this was a waste of time & a body” during the deed lol.

    • @ashleywhite5001
      @ashleywhite5001 Рік тому +85

      And DID!!!🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😂😂😂

    • @dorcassswg
      @dorcassswg Рік тому +150

      @@ashleywhite5001 I had to let them know I could have done myself at home lol

    • @zimprince195
      @zimprince195 Рік тому +64

      ​@@dorcassswg argh, ffs, this is violent 😫😅🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @dorcassswg
      @dorcassswg Рік тому +53

      @@zimprince195 had to let them know it was not hitting at all lol

    • @marissawilson4644
      @marissawilson4644 Рік тому +57

      Does it count if it wasn't good? 🤣

  • @biancadriscoll3818
    @biancadriscoll3818 Рік тому +246

    The ‘he’s never gonna hear from me again’ has DEFINITELY been thought during the deed, no matter if you like him… if it’s bad it’s BAD

    • @pixiehollow5236
      @pixiehollow5236 Рік тому +5

      Say less!!!😂😂😂

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw 2 місяці тому

      Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw 2 місяці тому

      Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure.

    • @coltonsmith3724
      @coltonsmith3724 2 місяці тому

      And thats why men want women with a low body count. Any sex that wasn’t her best will be considered “bad”

  • @orefilemolekwa6664
    @orefilemolekwa6664 Рік тому +859

    “This can’t be the reason your baby mama was fighting for”💔😂

  • @landuminyuku899
    @landuminyuku899 Рік тому +264

    🤣 One thing about James is not taking anything to the grave! Love him

  • @Algunter15
    @Algunter15 Рік тому +756

    The "he really think he doin something" gave me flashbacks 😂

  • @bestbeech52
    @bestbeech52 Рік тому +636

    James being knows as 'bird shirt' is the funniest thing all month 🤣 😂

  • @talkswithmeme8844
    @talkswithmeme8844 Рік тому +717

    Silent thoughts: "I should've stayed home 😒"

    • @august8158
      @august8158 Рік тому +22

      This the one! 😂

    • @letitiasd586
      @letitiasd586 Рік тому +12

      Yep on many an occasion sometimes with the same person😂😂😂

    • @alischat8916
      @alischat8916 Рік тому +11

      Exactly, I was like...I knew I shouldn't answer the phone🙄

    • @tracyserwah5747
      @tracyserwah5747 9 місяців тому +2

      And your already home 🥴 even worse

  • @TheeSmileyOne
    @TheeSmileyOne Рік тому +748

    I love James’ honesty!!
    And FYI-it’s the same for women! You need blood flow and we need to be wet. We don’t just walk around wet all day 🤦🏾‍♀️ We have to be into it mentally as well to get aroused.

    • @oefmax1896
      @oefmax1896 Рік тому +44

      One hundred percent agree with the FYI thing. But I dont think Ive ever heard a girl apologize for not getting wet, most of the time that fault is pushed to the guy, or the atmosphere, etc. While if the guy doesnt get the blood flow down there, like Fuhad said, thats the mans problem (and rightfully so).

    • @TheeSmileyOne
      @TheeSmileyOne Рік тому +45

      @@oefmax1896 🤷🏾‍♀️ If a girl isn’t in the mood, we have a lot of reasons to say why! Loll Also, since it’s not something you can see necessarily, you’d never know unless we’re amid the actual act. Lol

    • @J_Dot_S
      @J_Dot_S Рік тому +19

      More people need to know this. I can imagine that a couple times when y'all ladies say y'all aren't in the mood, maybe you're into it up until you realize that you're not?

    • @TheeSmileyOne
      @TheeSmileyOne Рік тому +32

      @@J_Dot_S That can be an issue. Truthfully it could also be hormonal or health issues as well but can be uneasy to discuss especially if it’s a new relationship. I can admit there have been times I was “ready” or so I thought Lolo but realized my mind wasn’t really focused on the task at hand. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ Man our brains control soooo much!!

    • @emeralddream4428
      @emeralddream4428 Рік тому +23

      I'm so glad and grateful that someone said something about this!!! Cause we just don't walk around Niagara Falls!!!

  • @ellemora
    @ellemora Рік тому +364

    “They don’t care about your excuses or your blood flow” trueeee 😂

  • @kiera8102
    @kiera8102 Рік тому +494

    I don't think James and Fuhad know how blessed we are to have them on this planet! 💯 Laughter is good for the soul and they make me proper belly laugh all the time!! 🙏😂

  • @selinaoluyi912
    @selinaoluyi912 Рік тому +530

    “Say Less… Charge It!” 💁🏾‍♀️
    Should be printed on a T-Shirt! 😂🤣

  • @sharon6981
    @sharon6981 Рік тому +106

    “All elevators have mirrors.. I was LOOKIN at myself.. Fuhad, is this you??” 😂😂

  • @RahOfThemyscira
    @RahOfThemyscira Рік тому +1258

    This man said “Give me Chlamydia” 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nokulungasono852
    @nokulungasono852 Рік тому +449

    “We couldn’t get blood.”
    “I was there with the sheets, covering my nipples.” 😭🤣

  • @bajan_dw
    @bajan_dw Рік тому +3236

    I need an episode where all the exes who've been listening in all these years just air their feelings 🤣
    Edit: wow thx for the love. From all the way in Barbados 🇧🇧

  • @makubeofficial
    @makubeofficial Рік тому +562

    She said "bye" and I said "Raaaa?" I'm DED😭😭😭

  • @taybandz9985
    @taybandz9985 Рік тому +432

    Best podcast fr. The chemistry is untouched.

  • @Hopesbrizze
    @Hopesbrizze Рік тому +191

    I’ve definitely mouth to myself “hurry tf up and finish” 😂😂 I was over it.

  • @sarafinahailongo2851
    @sarafinahailongo2851 Рік тому +182

    "Maybe one kid won't hurt" got alot of men paying child support😂😂😂😂.

  • @TrulyKeels
    @TrulyKeels Рік тому +1450

    As women we sometimes we make the grocery list

    • @leonardojames6449
      @leonardojames6449 Рік тому +50

      Dont forget the exotic fruits

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 Рік тому +1

      Y'all fuckin' some men bad at sex if y'all thinking about groceries. 🤣

    • @DeVasteyAnnaize
      @DeVasteyAnnaize Рік тому +178

      Or think about something funny and spend your time trying not to laugh like my goofy ass did one time 🤡

    • @kador8278
      @kador8278 Рік тому +83

      I was coming here to say that... boy was working like a jackhammer with no finesse....

    • @charnascarlett8971
      @charnascarlett8971 Рік тому +55

      Don’t forget the to do list 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sellomasondo7709
    @sellomasondo7709 Рік тому +300

    i genuienly appreciate their heartfelt honest stories about those embarassing moments in mens lives, it was beautiful

  • @brm_1221
    @brm_1221 Рік тому +171

    Fuhad saying “Encourage Me” took me completely out 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taskeenshaik
    @taskeenshaik Рік тому +334

    I don’t know how I landed on this video, guess I was just curious, but as a woman, listening to this conversation felt so nice actually because as women, we actually go through a lot of thoughts and emotions during and after sex but I never ever ever thought that guys went through so much too😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed listening man 😂😂😂 freakin’ hilarious!

  • @ladyenfamouz
    @ladyenfamouz Рік тому +274

    I love the way you boys word things lol - it makes your conversations so relatable 😂 - ‘say less, charge it…’

  • @sangel8079
    @sangel8079 Рік тому +185

    Loved this… but just to add as a woman there is psych in getting lubricated too! If you aren’t feeling someone it can be like sand paper

    • @corinadaniels2729
      @corinadaniels2729 Рік тому +5

      I was looking for this lmaooo

    • @Liviliv_
      @Liviliv_ 10 місяців тому +3

      And if you take allergy medication like before it like clears all your sinuses up obviously and it can also cause you not to get as wet . When I learned this I was shook

  • @onetruesavage
    @onetruesavage Рік тому +79

    I had a bad time and admitted it right after we laid down and we both burst into laughter. Bro it saved the night 🤣🤣🤣
    Got it an hour later after some conversation

  • @hazemore7192
    @hazemore7192 Рік тому +79

    8:02 "denied me to my BEST FRIEND" Fuhad and James bromance

  • @1080mj
    @1080mj Рік тому +209

    Has to be "waste of sin" for me 😂

  • @_Jai_
    @_Jai_ Рік тому +200

    I laughed during the deed, pulled up my pants and said: I just can’t do this. He rung me relentlessly for 3 days.

  • @samw05
    @samw05 Рік тому +181

    I feel like I'm sat in on a group therapy session 😂😂.

  • @alexandrascott2616
    @alexandrascott2616 Рік тому +66

    ‘Use your words’ had me dying 😂

  • @its.vee23
    @its.vee23 Рік тому +269

    they never fail to disaapoint time its almost midnight and im laughing alone🤣🤣lol'ed way too much

  • @nickelpennybanks
    @nickelpennybanks Рік тому +140

    He had to say it 3 times before I realized he was saying “she had a dumper on her” and not “she had a dumb piranha” 😅😅

    • @velveteye74
      @velveteye74 Рік тому

      You are a whole FOOL!!!!!! 😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😂

    • @tapiwanashepedzai1710
      @tapiwanashepedzai1710 Рік тому +5

      Brooo😭😭😭

    • @calid771
      @calid771 Рік тому +6

      Oooooooh😮😅

    • @yougotthisnik832
      @yougotthisnik832 Рік тому +9

      I heard piranha also...I thought he was saying she had a big forehead lol

    • @arleneloomis1676
      @arleneloomis1676 Рік тому +9

      I was going to Google dumb piranha in London slang 😂😂😂

  • @great_value_maui4837
    @great_value_maui4837 Рік тому +63

    The flow in and out of the tweets to conversation is so smooth if I’m not looking I won’t know what’s the tweet and what’s James’ thoughts.

  • @jodiehanley8754
    @jodiehanley8754 Рік тому +78

    'WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB'
    Got me crying with laughter in the gym🤣🤣

  • @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635
    @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635 Рік тому +60

    You guys are actually hilarious. I could listen to your podcast on loop all day.

  • @PinkiiGotBraiinz
    @PinkiiGotBraiinz Рік тому +82

    The not so silent thing i actually heard during sex was him saying, "It's in God's hands now." 😐😒🤣💯🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 Рік тому +226

    When it’s good I have the silent “I love you” thoughts which I will not make a fool of myself saying out loud just cause of good D 😅

  • @JCPRuckus
    @JCPRuckus Рік тому +53

    13:30 - You break them off proper 100 times and it's all good... Then you drop a single 5 minute performance, and they act like you just shot their dog.

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 Рік тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix Рік тому +1

      The feminine doesn't care about your track record. She's ruled by the moment. What she feels NOW is real. Not what she's experienced or what you did in the past

    • @JCPRuckus
      @JCPRuckus Рік тому +1

      @@Thomas-qi9ix - Touché.

  • @TaKaxGoblin
    @TaKaxGoblin Рік тому +58

    Man I feel fuhad on that "bye" one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 went to go meet a bad shorty one time. I wasn't prepared for the demand the same day I slid in the dms. I get to her crib and she waiting for me in lingerie but when I start looking around the house I couldn't stop focusing on the random clutter and mess all over. My young dumb ass didn't say it silently in my head during the dead. I actually asked mid pumps " yo wassup with all this mess, shit look crazy in here" lmao I got ejected. That "bye" will forever be hilarious.

  • @moshi8577
    @moshi8577 Рік тому +92

    "God!Zeus!Help me!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo
    @nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo Рік тому +32

    Fuhad " charge it.." 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tjaymax1979
    @Tjaymax1979 Рік тому +43

    Bird shirt😂😂😂😂😂
    neck breaker 😂😂
    Babe noooooo. ..I am crying

  • @prettyinpinky5937
    @prettyinpinky5937 Рік тому +437

    You think there’s no psychology with getting wet? 🤣 That’s funny.

    • @BlueYellowGreenVc
      @BlueYellowGreenVc Рік тому +187

      Right?!?! This is the mentality that gets a lot of them in trouble. Girl could be dry dry, struggling to break off a piece of lubrication and they're there thinking that she's soooo tight meanwhile she's simply not aroused.

    • @whitneyerasmus2582
      @whitneyerasmus2582 Рік тому +11

      💯

    • @ms.trinaq.2612
      @ms.trinaq.2612 Рік тому +18

      Ikr... Like what are you talking about?

    • @alishacoy7421
      @alishacoy7421 Рік тому +48

      I was legit looking for this comment cuz if somebody else didn't say it I was gonna lol like bro, get real 😂

    • @ebonydormer-kuti4369
      @ebonydormer-kuti4369 Рік тому +10

      Friction!

  • @yd8104
    @yd8104 Рік тому +10

    Every man remembers that ONE time when he didn't deliver.
    Still haunts me to this day. I had excuses, but i messed up on every aspect of handling that failure

  • @almightyKAM
    @almightyKAM Рік тому +165

    Scared to lose my V-card even more now, these experiences sound traumatic😂

    • @sos3241
      @sos3241 Рік тому +45

      No rush... it's always too soon or not worth it... just make sure the dude loves you or really cares about u bc that's the only time you'll have that experience

    • @gloriaagatha3237
      @gloriaagatha3237 Рік тому +16

      Save it for the right man

    • @almightyKAM
      @almightyKAM Рік тому +46

      @@gloriaagatha3237 I am a man😭

    • @FionaJayy
      @FionaJayy Рік тому +40

      ​@@almightyKAMsave it for the right girl then❤❤😊

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats Рік тому +9

      It’s an adventure! Remember Take your time, consent, don’t take it so seriously, and enjoy!

  • @Pnwbaddie
    @Pnwbaddie Рік тому +42

    “Sometimes I play roles in my head” lmao we know you do James 🤣

  • @zakianaamah7936
    @zakianaamah7936 Рік тому +113

    2 instant silent thoughts I've thought of... 1. Is this his idea of being dominant? And 2. How are you a nurse and don't know how to choke properly?

    • @tialyons4622
      @tialyons4622 Рік тому +21

      Oooommmmmmmmaaaaaahhhh gaaaaaddd 🤣 @nurse party lmao damn

    • @ucheobi6177
      @ucheobi6177 Рік тому +13

      Nurse part got me 😂😂😂

  • @fitzwilliams4215
    @fitzwilliams4215 Рік тому +17

    Nah Fuhad that "bye" broke me. You're strong taking that shot 😂

  • @paulamusicnme5234
    @paulamusicnme5234 Рік тому +78

    It kills me that people still think pulling out will prevent pregnancy. Guys said that when I was growing up but it’s been decades. How did that make it to the 21st century?

    • @yaknowwhoitis606
      @yaknowwhoitis606 Рік тому +7

      Lack of sex education, I assume. It's even dumber that people don't know it AFTER HAVING MULTIPLE PARTNERS AND A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH SEX 😂😂😂

    • @Micheal93k
      @Micheal93k Рік тому +2

      Works for me

    • @paulamusicnme5234
      @paulamusicnme5234 Рік тому +3

      @@Micheal93k Luck bruh, but it won’t hold forever 😆

  • @mi4ever827
    @mi4ever827 Рік тому +44

    My ADHD will get distracted by my thoughts, but my mans knows how to put me back in the game. 🤣👌🏾

  • @melodygarrison8071
    @melodygarrison8071 Рік тому +33

    I've had moments as a woman where I've thought to myself "1 kid wont hurt"

  • @malminkim9170
    @malminkim9170 Рік тому +86

    "Bird shirt"😂😂😂

  • @jqf284
    @jqf284 Рік тому +25

    Seeeeee that "maybe 1 kid won't hurt" thinking smh OMG my husband was without sex for 2 weeks after I got my birth control removed because in 2 more weeks I was getting my tubes tied and didn't want anymore kids. We have 2 older kids already & I've been trying to get my tubes tied since my 2nd was born 6 years prior. I was desperate to keep him off of me til the tubal but once my BC came out I was hit with a huge wave of horny ass hormones and he tried to resist me. But I started teasing & toying with him and eventually he snatched my lil ass up we went at it Christmas weekend all day everyday with just the pull out method. But one of those nights he caught me with a whisper in my ear begging me to let him bust in it because he couldn't pull out & didn't want to so my horny ass said yes Daddy and long story short I just had our 3rd baby and NOW my tubes are tied 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix Рік тому +12

      U should try writing. This story had me CAPTIVATED

    • @jqf284
      @jqf284 Рік тому +1

      @@Thomas-qi9ix I actually do write 😂😂🤗

    • @celest818
      @celest818 3 місяці тому

      @jqf284 this story turned me on I got wet af lol

  • @nsmd922
    @nsmd922 Рік тому +35

    "Damn you bendy for a chubby girl" 😂 I wanted to die...I'm 5ft 5 and a size UK 12-14 I felt violated 😂

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync Рік тому +9

      Aside from knowing that he thinks he’s complimenting you, very badly phrased attempt, I don’t even know why a guy would say that.

  • @jangiew
    @jangiew Рік тому +77

    there are things that they talk about that I never thought men think about ...educational

  • @zoejackson6298
    @zoejackson6298 Рік тому +31

    If the blood aint flowing and she says 'prove it' EAT😽she gets what she wants and when you get in to it *wink* switch places then try again. Never give up its just sad for everyone involved lmao

  • @nataliamcgough4561
    @nataliamcgough4561 Рік тому +52

    Imma break a knuckle in them sheets 🤣💀 4:13

  • @rylie.2019
    @rylie.2019 Рік тому +11

    the way i've been scrolling thru y'all's videos for MINUTES now. thanku for this.

  • @ang3956
    @ang3956 Рік тому +35

    Not my cornrows showing under the wig 😩🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShellsBelles
    @ShellsBelles Рік тому +64

    I’ve seen y’all so much all over Twitter and now I’m binge watching. Y’all seriously make my sides hurt from laughing. 😂

  • @Praise0212
    @Praise0212 Рік тому +289

    Quick nuts for a guy are the real nightmares we can experience, coz of the consequences 😭😂

    • @Knives7777
      @Knives7777 Рік тому +7

      no joke

    • @3arthIsGhetto
      @3arthIsGhetto Рік тому +2

      What "consequences"?

    • @GARBO96
      @GARBO96 Рік тому +27

      ​@@3arthIsGhetto being ghosted ...did you not listen to the entire video

    • @sj6542
      @sj6542 Рік тому +7

      Haha when a guy does that too mee I laugh my ass off 😅 , I feel bad for him

    • @Praise0212
      @Praise0212 Рік тому +11

      @@sj6542 don't do that to my Guy 😭😭😭😭give him a second chance😭

  • @showkingsent
    @showkingsent Рік тому +22

    When James almost said "wifted lig" I almost died. 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @MS-ns2zm
    @MS-ns2zm Рік тому +21

    "Its really not funny...but its hilarious " 😩🤣

  • @db6881
    @db6881 Рік тому +40

    That was my thought, we ended up having twins 😫🤦🏿‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣🤣. He took the waste man route though, last I heard he's on the run from immigration. Also I didn't mind having one because I found out my mum was going blind and I wanted her to at least see her first grandchild. God had other plans

  • @lelethulukhozi9429
    @lelethulukhozi9429 Рік тому +44

    Fuhad is beautiful.

    • @Khadiyah01
      @Khadiyah01 Рік тому +5

      He is a black king.
      Oofff what a specimen of man

    • @BaebaeW
      @BaebaeW Рік тому +4

      That chocolate is 🤤

  • @joshmack
    @joshmack 3 місяці тому +5

    0:39 almost choked on my water when I heard “wet & warm” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bbgdera1213
    @bbgdera1213 Рік тому +20

    Y’all really help me understand more of the male mind while cracking jokes and it’s great🐩

  • @rochellecaranto7901
    @rochellecaranto7901 Рік тому +56

    I'd love an episode or a segment of "Spicy DMs" I'm sure they've received a few .

  • @brith2237
    @brith2237 Рік тому +18

    These two give me such an honest response, I swear I dont need a boyfriend anytime soon.

  • @mmingo33
    @mmingo33 Рік тому +5

    Luv this because this is how guys really talk and describe our sexual encounters.
    No names just body part descriptions and personality descriptions

  • @Beautifullyaberrant
    @Beautifullyaberrant Рік тому +40

    Thing is.. some women give you other chances to redeem yourself and it’s still mediocre or less😬.

  • @bethany6205
    @bethany6205 Рік тому +44

    They don't care about your lack of blood flow. 💀😂

  • @RooPay55
    @RooPay55 Рік тому +20

    You guys have had some awlful experiences and I’m living for it 😂😂

  • @stephaniejames1062
    @stephaniejames1062 Рік тому +51

    I click so fast as soon as a notification pops up that I don’t even know what I’m walking into 🤣 never disappointed

    • @keiladavis
      @keiladavis Рік тому +4

      Lmao same... Like video, watch video....die laughing!

  • @stonephantom
    @stonephantom Рік тому +101

    My "one kid won't hurt" is due in a week😐 don't be like me.

  • @gwendolynbrewer9499
    @gwendolynbrewer9499 Рік тому +55

    I will forever have a good day when y’all upload 😂😂❤️

  • @ladybrih
    @ladybrih Рік тому +32

    I love this podcast, I'm South African, I sometimes don't get y'alls humor, but it's fxking fun watching you guys laugh like that... I live for the good Tv show and movie recommendations, Y'all bare put me on to Servant, Dahmer, For All mankind, and I just watch the World War 1 movie from last week, Good stuff 👍🏾... Keep up the good work... 🇿🇦 RSA

  • @naniaurora16
    @naniaurora16 Рік тому +70

    OH HELL NAH! Not Jada😂😂😂😂😂😂"Keep My Wife's Name Outta Your Mouth". It's the no context for me. She said what she said and left everyone to figure it out themselves 😂😂😂

  • @chika_naphiri
    @chika_naphiri Рік тому +38

    I listen/watch this podcast whenever I’ve had a tough week. There is no way you’ll remain gloomy after these sessions 😂

  • @VictoriasUniverse
    @VictoriasUniverse Рік тому +7

    “I think this is a sign” is ME ASFFF 😭😂

  • @comodoregoatknuckle6301
    @comodoregoatknuckle6301 Рік тому +70

    You guys clearly don't know how frustrating it is for a woman to not get wet, not feeling the own swelling and not feeling the heat where it should be. When he is working his ass up but nothing happens between our legs.....damn frustrating.

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix Рік тому

      Is using lube embarrassing for women or something? It's a product that's meant to help exactly with dryness.

    • @comodoregoatknuckle6301
      @comodoregoatknuckle6301 Рік тому

      ​​​@@Thomas-qi9ix Lube is great and a lifesaver in exactly such cases. I refer to the statements from 12:10 onwards: "Women just need to get wet." Man, it's damn hard sometimes. And for us women, it's just as mentally shitty as when men can't get it up. Sometimes as a woman you're wet without being aroused and sometimes you're aroused to both ears but dry as the Gobi Desert. In my opinion, the pressure as a woman to be wet and available as soon as you're in action is just as high as the pressure on men to be really hard. Both sides suffer a lot from dogmatic ideas and misinformation. You just don't have to show up and be there as a woman. That's BS. You have to be mentally engaged just like the dudes to get wet.

    • @RicoTrapp
      @RicoTrapp 5 місяців тому

      @@Thomas-qi9ixand if she’s not comfortable doing that she’s with the wrong person that’s that.

  • @cherrylkambanda4091
    @cherrylkambanda4091 Рік тому +12

    Imagine being the girl they're talking about, and you're watching this.... Girl what's going through your mind rn

  • @annick.
    @annick. Рік тому +104

    He had the nerve to tell me his blood was not flowing because he could not resist

    • @leftie7098
      @leftie7098 Рік тому +26

      Yoooooooo I definitely said "I like you too much...I just want to cuddle I don't wanna ruin our time together" smfh

    • @daphuckuwant
      @daphuckuwant Рік тому +74

      I had a man argue with me and TELL me I came when I DID NOT! Imagine having your ass in the air, elbows on the pillow and looking back at a niqqa that’s trying to end the session because HE came and I did not..🤣🤣🤣 NEVER AGAIN!

    • @3arthIsGhetto
      @3arthIsGhetto Рік тому +26

      @@daphuckuwant the audacity 😂

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 Рік тому +7

      @@daphuckuwant lol that’s just wild!

    • @daphuckuwant
      @daphuckuwant Рік тому +1

      @@FM-jt9wc no

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 Рік тому +5

    Bird shirt has to be one of the most disrespectful nicknames I’ve heard in a minute 😂

  • @JaydaValencia
    @JaydaValencia Рік тому +12

    Fuhad wouldn’t be Fuhad without “it’s one of those ones where” 10:08 😂😂😂 at this point I know when he’s gonna say it

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 Рік тому +53

    I think about the chores and how much longer is this going to take 😂😂😂

  • @jasonpuskar
    @jasonpuskar Рік тому +13

    18:07 "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB", I literally YELPED

  • @LivinLifeByMusic
    @LivinLifeByMusic Рік тому +8

    "He's not gonna hear from me after this." Boy, either the shit was mind blowing, or it was awful. Ain't no in-between on it 😂

  • @anowaday
    @anowaday Рік тому +3

    we need a part II on this topic!

  • @abm5119
    @abm5119 Рік тому +15

    "Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?" Damn, that must be them freaky Baptists.

  • @amanda-kathleenseefane7549
    @amanda-kathleenseefane7549 Рік тому +21

    🤣🤣🤣Iss it not me catching lingo, I laughed so hard watching this, screaming SWEAR and RHAAAA 😂

  • @deshaelucas7777
    @deshaelucas7777 Рік тому +30

    I've literally binge watched y'all vids. Mandem are toooo funny🤣🤣

  • @Hiyellaheffa91
    @Hiyellaheffa91 Рік тому +19

    12:28 I’m gonna have to disagree. There have been times when I couldn’t get “ready” and it took awhile because I wasn’t really interested 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @dejajolie2816
      @dejajolie2816 Рік тому +9

      That’s all women, can’t believe they think it’s automatic 😫😫

    • @Chelle81
      @Chelle81 2 місяці тому

      So true! I was thinking the same thing. It’s so embarrassing doing the deed and getting dry.