HATING YOUR BOYFRIEND?! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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"When you start noticing the size and shape of his head" took me out... the boys didn't resonate but I know my ladies get it 😂🤣😂🤣
Yessss😂💯
And it's just disgusting😹like why does it look like that?
This is so true😂😂
You mean the wrinkles on the base of their skull?
Yesssss
The sleep paralysis GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣
😂 i Will never say all this Out loud 🤣 but daaang this hit home !! 😅 it’s almost sad.. we as human just need to be better to our self and leave when things are not serving us…
I LOL at you guys, but I really don't understand why people cheat. IF you feel the need to cheat, just break up, and move on. Breaking up is hard enough, why add extra hurt and humiliation on to it?
FACTS! I'd rather get a call at 0200 from my man telling me he wants to break up cuz he's about to pull a hotty than to welcome him home the next day and kissing his dirty mouth or worse, fucking or suckong him right after cuz you know those nasty cunts don't bother to shower afterwards
What James said about funky smells is part of the reason that makes girls feel like they have to pretend they don’t poop…
When his touch feels like roach
😂😂 I should not have laughed as hard as I did
I've been following you guys since less than a year and even i remember having heard the story about the girl who played James 🤣
(In USA) Range rovers are always in the shop so jokes on her😂
9:07… this is so real, my man comes back from the gym and I sniff his armpits.. he hates it but I literally don’t smell stink 😂 he walks into the room, I’m in those pitts😩😂
The smell thing is ME!!! I know from a guy's smell & pheromones off jump of we're gonna frfr be an item. I could smell bad breath but it wouldn't turn my stomach like when the loves worn off.
I can't even be friends with someone that cheats, because it hurts to see someone being used that way. (plus, you're thinking, all this does encourage narcissism) Don't play a person just cause you're afraid of being lonely and being called out a shallow dog. I'm not saying all dad's are great, but young men and women need that manly figure in their life to know what to look for in a partner, how not to act in future relationships. I've never been cheated on or thought of cheating, but knew my mom just used excuses for acting like a toxic hoe and ruining some good men.
How do you prevent morning breath as a mouth breather? James you are silly
New fan. Saw these guys on the fighter n the kid and instantly got rock hard when i saw how cool they were. 🤌🤘
When you look at him and start questioning your sexuality, then you see a better man walk by and realize ‘no I’m straight my man is just a clown’
Oooooooooooooh
Daaaaaamn🤣
You might still be bi, why not give women a try? Lol I had to make it rhyme, so as to give you a thank you for your time.
This is actually me 😅
@@Hannahdealer8180try ? That would be cheating. Op is just joking around too
James' face when Fuhad read "when you say his dad's name during sex"..terrifying. There was zero emotion while simultaneously EVERY emotion there 🤣😬
i had to go back and rewatch that part bc i didn’t see his face, and when i tell you i FELL OUTTTT😂😂😂😂
his face was PERFECTLY described by you. he was triggered af 🤣
I was out when I saw his face😂
Lmao ....yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew other people caught this. James was *stunned* . That blank stare was him triggered.
Trueeeeee
Fuhad's delivery is next level
Factssss love how they appreciate it as well 😂😂
James reactions are top tier
That Nigga got a pizza shop?
When his flirting feels like harassment 😭😩
😭😭😭STOP
💀🤣
In my own home..harassed by the people i chose😂😂
Wayment 😂😂😂
LMAO FACTS
'being held down by sleep paralysis' literally killed me and brought me back to life. 😂😂
This was actually the worst😂😂😂😂
You one 😂😂
I was married for 6 years. My ex was a cheater. I knew I hated him when he went from looking like the sexiest man alive to the lovechild of drake and Adam Sandler.
Seeing a person through the eyes of love should be studied.
GURRRRRRL FAAAAACTS! Aint in INSANE!!! It's like being glamoured (True Blood) that's all I can think. The glasses come off and your like "He ain't neem that cute"
@@loveschile7339fr girl.....I just be like, what did I even see in him😂
Exactly....I even hate his state of origin now😂, he's just irritating to me now
So you basically married him cause of his looks and ignored the red flags... Ouch
@@mosetaaj8206 That’s what you gathered from what I said slowboat? Don’t procreate. ever.
When having sex with him feels like charity ...
Oh girl it’s much worse at least with charitable donations they are tax deductible 😢😅😂
Now we know why James loves being called Daddy!😅
Bwahahahahahahaha
@@kopaka555erm ok buddy boy
@@Clip-Factory
When you look at him and realize you don't love or respect yourself nearly as much as you thought you did cuzz why tf would you do 'this' to yourself?
Eyyyyy
South Africans are so savage bruh 🤣
Love my people so much 😂🇿🇦
No kak 😭
Used to love em, but the most toxic rugby fans ever 😂😂 didn’t think anyone could get worse than the English!
Yo this country is unhinged 😂 but anyways go Bokke!!
@@Ulysses_Gaius Go Bokke!!
@@Ulysses_Gaius Sister Bettina! Oryt!
when he tries touching you and his fingers makes your skin crawl
😂😂😂😂😂
Wooow woow
James: he can't even cheat
Fuhad: Correctly 😂😂😂
Hahahhaha that sent me
When you play-fight with him and it feels like youre fighting your demons
Or when you play fight with him and you win 😂
@@studentatytu4230 LMFAOOOOOOO
😂😂😂😂
Noooooooo😭
Guys that like to play fight give homo vibes .
Why was the “hating your girlfriend” more brutal..these were light
For those asking for the link
It’s eps 329 mum and dad math
The last few minutes of the episode.
what was brutal about the girls one? seem the same to me. Only difference is the men can actually take the jokes..
You just can't relate to men's pain.
Cuz men actually HATE their gf lol
Because The Women Were Tryna Be Funny, Weirdo Men Actually Hate Their Girlfriends - Hence Why It Was More Brutal
@@its_jaelynn6087can say the same about women😒
When he chews his food and now YOU’VE lost your appetite.
You girls just say ANYTHING
Notice how none of the ones they said talked about ending the life of their partners? Yeah I'm sorry James can't agree that these were more brutal than the guys one.
THIS! I was like "are you serious?" when he said that. The hating your gf ones were WAY more violent
Anyone else love when James yells Fuhads name 😂
FUUUHHAAAD!!!!
Pause?
its sends be every time, its a mix of panic and disgust of what hes hearing lol
Love it also😂😂😂😂
When you pray for his new girlfriend.
😂😂😂😂
James always has a story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ok so rahh, I remember this one time…” 😂😂😂
Bro's life is a mooovie😂
15:05 Anyone else jealous when they start talking about their exes and they know who they are talking about? 😂 Fuhad looked so surprised I want to know her too
On god!
The way he doubled down on the under look surprised faceee had me in tearsss😂😂😂
@@stushgalsteph I swear!!!
I knew I started to dislike my ex when his voice alone pissed me off. He ignored me constantly and cheated, so my reaction wasn't irrational. After I wanted the divorce I just wanted him to go back to leaving me alone because he was just annoying.
When his chewing annoys you, ARG. When you now feel like he talks too loud, argg. When you start thinking he talks too much, calls too much, visits too much & wants to see you too often, ARGGG!
@@LM-he7eb honestly, for me it is just his words. Now that I know he's full of shit, I want him to keep his mouth shut. He only calls to talk to me, so I set it up so he can only talk to our kids and leave me alone. He unfortunately doesn't call them as much as he tried to call me.
The noticing the shape and size of his head has happened to me more than once and I didnt even realise it until now. There's some freaky head shapes out there ladies, be careful out there
😂😂😂
AKA "Hatfished"!!!
One got me...🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
That happened to me once..
James' story is for sure the beginning of his villain arc.
Him doing the x-man sign killed me🤣🤣🤣
“If I can smell you in any negative aspect” YES!!! Jesus. That is SO REAL 😂 You could be straight from the GYM and I wouldn’t care. When I stop feeling you? Get out.
I’ve caught up on all the episodes at this point 😭 Patreon here I come.
nah this is facts.
So do you enjoy your partners farts? This sounds fine and dandy, but in reality simply finding an unpleasant smell unpleasant doesn't mean you're no longer in love.
Yea cuz even the gym stink can be sexy...Lol
It's not that I ENJOY them LOL It's that I don't smell them at all. It wouldn't bother me. (Also I don't date men who sit up and fart 24/7 around me - have some decorum lol) @@homiefizzle5260
@@homiefizzle5260 Yeah, to me this just shows the difference between infatuation and actual love. When you're infatuated, they smell like roses and can do no wrong. When you actually love them, they become human, have flaws and are no longer on a pedestal yet you adore them regardless
I didn’t realize that women had the ability to make men feel less “manly” because I never felt less “womanly”. I just felt like I wasn’t accomplishing what he wanted out of a gf. So yeah he cheated and we broke up but damn I dodged that bullet.
It’s all about manhood for menz 😂
Thats why we are different little girl.
@@prajwalsharma5877you sound triggered by by what she said and you don't sound growing at all which is why you had to call her a little girl. Maybe you should grow up. She doesn't allow a man's opinion of her to mold who she is which is commendable. Maybe you should take a page out of that book m
@@prajwalsharma5877creepy as hell man
When he breaks up with you through text and you just reply "okay".
I had a boyfriend that would text me the same text every morning. At first thought it was cute then it started feeling like a copy and paste vibe. Had to let him go... at one point I was screaming at my phone every morning 😫🤣
😂😂😂. Listen when a new man who got my number and start text me good morning, hey, or hi, my annoyance level goes from 1 to 100 real quick. And I just lose interest quickly. Don't hey me to death
Omg...I'm going through this right now. I scream every morning...have another greeting for once!!!
@@debikalacomplaining that someone cares enough about you to text you daily is wild
I’ve been there
Fuhad: "How do you know my dads name?" Me: We are FBI agents G.....we have your parents address and images of you in primary school, what do you mean????😂😂🤣🤣
feeling held down by sleep paralysis is wild. 😭😭
I can 100% vouch for these 😂😂. That “finally some peace and quiet” relief is like no other after a break up
Facts!
I broke character at "when you say I love you and it start feeling like you are wasting battery" I CANNOT.
Every time Fuhad brings up "case of the love bite" on the pod, James LOSES it😂😂 and I love how that's proof of their friendship caliber. If he doesn't hate ur ex, not ya boy!
“When he gets on top of you it feels like your being held down by sleep paralysis” 😂 is fcking insane she loathes that man
😊 That calling your dad's name is craazzzzzyyyy, 😊 Especially if you're african. 😊 Most African kids don't actually know their parent's name frfr
Oh okay I understand now! I was like wait… People don’t know their so’s parents name? Lol
Probably means full name, a lot of Africans have long ass names@@YourCrystalDealer
As an African, living in Africa….What?🤔
She wasn’t calling his dad’s first name. Duncan is his surname. I get your point though.
@@prettyinpinky5937😂😂😂girl what?! Cause I know my dad’s full name! Maybe that person didn’t grow up with their dad
“That eye roll you make when your man calls you but you’re waiting for a real man to call you” lmao I felt this
Their relationship is fire. They’re lucky to have one another.
When he sneezes and you don't say, "Bless you". 😂😅
I realised I hated him when the idea of being on my own was mad attractive to me.
The idea of dumping his ass made me AROUSED.
So I did it and didn’t look back. His cheating chlamydia-ridden ass chased me for months. I never picked the phone up. I never answered the door. I just laughed at him from upstairs lol
Now I’m happily married and so is he. Somehow 😂
As a woman, I always chalked cheaters up to I'm not fulfilling them in some kind of way. Then I had someone tell me, "why's it gotta be on you? What if they don't get fulfilment from anything? That's a problem." I was like oh shit, I will never settle for a cheat ever, first time, I'm leaving. It's not on me, you cheated yourself.
Yess to the truth.
James tells the best stories 😂
For me, it’s when I start thinking of him as a girl. Nothing is masculine about him anymore
I knew South African girlies would come through 😭😭💀
I feel what James is saying about smell. I was with a dude in college and I was SO into him for months. Then woke up next to him one morning and he literally smelled like mayonnaise to me and I was SICK. So messed up my brain did me like that lol
Pregnancy?!?
The "You can't even cheat" cracked me up 🤣💔🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dating in South Africa is an extreme sport I swear😭💔
When James said big daddy Duncan,I laughed until I cried
"I mean, what kind of bitch am I? What you mean I can't move?" Had EXACTLY the same thoughts after having sleep paralysis a couple years ago, just couldn't believe my own body would betray me like that...
The horror though 😂😂😂 and it’s never sleep paralysis with something being, it’s ducking nightmares
Finally someone said the smell thing. I have that thing as well. You could be good looking and well dressed and your natural smell would seem bad to me. When I like someone they NATURALLY smell good to me. I would ask my gf after a shower "You smell good when did you put cologne?" and it would be her natural scent after a bath.
My ex had a bit of a sweaty smell sometimes and I felt like a soggy tampon everytime I got a whiff of it😔
today is Monday right??
I was thinking the same thing!!
Pause why would your girlfriend not know your dads name?
When you start noticing the shape and size of his head 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ignoring him while we're in the same house. Upstairs like, "what?, I didn't even hear you". Then it becomes "I heard you, I'm just not answering"
I started heating my ex husband, the more I had to field complaints about him like "Jess, you're really cool, but what's up with your husband?" (It wasn't money, wasn't looks, it wasn't personality- so they couldn't figure it out). That's when I realized I couldn't figure it out, either. That's when it hit me: he, a 33 year old, went after 19 year old me cuz I was a young fuckwit. I was the only 1 he had anything in common with & knew how to manipulate my "daddy issues" & pity. Then I realized he was a creep and I was taking so many drugs that didn't help me dissociate, anymore "during".
Yeah, the age gap toxicity is very real.
@@Emptytopfloorage gap toxicity 💀 what are you talking about
@@mehyeah2931 a 30 year old going after someone who basically just finished high school and has mental health issues, what are YOU on bout
South African here. We famous for the most notorious reasons 😂
God truly committed a crime putting soulmates in the bodies of two straight men 😂
7:25 The key to breaking out of sleep paralysis is to stay calm, don't try to force your body to move, accept that you're unable to move for the next few seconds, just breathe and patiently wait for your body to relax and move on its own.
BRO WHAT???
What about if them demons pop up!?
See, it's the opposite for me. I have to focus everything i have on moving *some* part of my body. Usually my eyebrows or lips. If i can force something to move, i wake instantly.
My brain can't comprehend this.🤣
Just move your toes
When the sound of his breathing annoys you.
"Hes got cake" over here cake means ass, what does cake mean in the U.K?
Dough, money, ps
I guess it means he's got "money" tIt's not typically used a lot in the UK well not by me I just say p's and dough but it means money.
It's money.
Over here cake means money too. Depending. It's not uk exclusive slang
Money
Solution to sleep paralysis = say or think the name of Jesus 👑. It will stop IMMEDIATELY 👍🏾you're welcome 😊
Here to confirm that it works
Yes thats the only thing that worked for me.
The one time I tried it, it worked, instantly.
Only Name that works. Everytime. Everywhere💐
😂😂😂 This i why i am enjoying my peace being single and doing what i want when i want.Majority of relationships these days are savage and fake.If you in a real relationship you truly blessed.
This thread and the one the men had just reinforced for me b that people would rather suffer in LITERAL HELL than be alone 😩 couldn't be me.
Seeing James & Fuhad laugh like that... there's a reason South Africa is the country known for jokes & memes... 🇿🇦🤣
I felt this way about a dude. So I broke up with him😊
...but he wouldn't _let_ me😂 Talkin' bout "we *gotta* work this out" holding me hostage and shit. After half an hour in circles I agreed to a """break""". Then I just avoided him.
2:57 The way James' nostrils FLARED with the stone face... whoooo boy, you KNOW he was contemplating homocide in that moment.
when you want to cry when he wants to do the nasty ... when his breath on your skin hurts your skin ... when his chewing just sounds like its on a speaker or something ... when the sound of his voice makes you roll your eyes no matter what he is saying I COULD GO ON AND ON HAHAHAH
Are there men who are actually likable for longer than 13 days??
Nah! Honestly
The last time I had sleep paralysis I woke up exactly like James. I was screaming at this damn demon to not even approach me, I was already unable to move and I was praying and telling him to cease and desist.
My last gf told me that no one would ever love me while breaking up with me and 4 years later I'm still single. She wasn't lying 😂
Awww
Scientifically the smell thing is on point. A girlfriend in love will be able to smell her boyfriends b.o. in the midsts of other guys shirts. Some even admitted to smelling their boyfriends armpits and having smell blindness.
the joke is always funnier when james laughs unexpectedly 😂
When I found out my ex was cheating. And I confronted her as I knew the person and would interact with them on a regular basis. Her response was "we're just f*king" whilst looking down her nose at me. When I say my insides ruptured!!! I was crippled 😂😂😂
Sorry
I would be crying so hard I wouldn't be able to breathe. Omg
Sorry eh
I’m losssinggggg it watching this hahahahahaha James is killing me ‘ what is that smell? Get the fuck out, love doesn’t live here anymore” DEADDDDDDDD
Completely unrelated to the content, Fuhad IS SUCH A ZADDY in these neutrals😍😍😍
lmao yall gotta show the ladies the same energy as the last one 🤣
Right...😂😂😂
I'm on board with the smell thing 100%
When you’ve been an afternoon gym goer your entire life & decided to start going at 4 in the morning just so I didn’t have to interact with him in the morning
Emptying my phone battery! The gasp I gasped 🤣 ! Solid episode 🥰
That x symbol guy in the club wanted to die, thats crazy 🤣
“Cuz I’ll start cutting stuff” 😂😂😂😂
The level of offense James is taking is hilarious
None of James lil boxing/jujutsu skills paying off versus sleep paralysis demons😂😅
When i was pregnant i would get bad sleep paralysis to the point i would open my eyes to my man with his eyes and mouth blacked out talking to me with a demonic voice and i was alone😭 that shit was the worse and almost gave me a damn heart attack
😂🤣🤣🤣 🇿🇦 South African girlies are brutal!
I need some more Toby and Fuhad Chemistry
Sure James would survive that 😅😅
Nah u just toxic 😂😂😂😂Fuhad just jumped on the daddy train , let James enjoy it for likkle bit 😅😅
Ngl, i knew i hated my ex when i qas trying to figure out ways to quietly kill him without being noticed. I HATED him.
Lol daaaaaamn...
These types of things just make me not ever wanna be in a relationship like god damn wtf lol 😂
@justingabriel1765 I was thinking the exact same thing lol I've been single for over 3 years and I'm perfectly content and happy on my own. Sometimes tho and I mean wayyyyy less than sometimes I think hmm.... I wonder if I should step into the dating world again and then I watch this episode lol and I'm like yup newp I'm good lol The fact that humans will be in a relationship and hate the person they're with for so long and it seems like it's a quite often thing. It terrifies me. I've been in one relationship where it was ending in disdain and bitterness and I stayed too long but that was just once. I hear this kind of stuff all the time and it frightens me lol scared straight na na na na scared single lol my nerves lol
The smell thing is REAL bro 😅😭🤣