I looked at my husband of 9 years and said babe breathe in breathe out, were over. He said were over what🤣🤣🤣 he's ready to be over whatever I'm over, the relationship doesn't even come into his mind😎
A sane and rational woman would know that 650K a year is almost impossible to achieve. I feel like most women understand this, but the vocal minority are the ones speaking for us when they demand these kinds of unreal expectations from men.
It’s not technically impossible. Men who make that are business owners, professional athletes, law firm partners, men in financial services etc. but a 9-5 salary is certainly not going to give you $650k lol.
She also wanted not to birth her kids or raise them. 2 nannies man fucking hell 🤣 doubt she will do anything in the house but spend her man's money. Fuck that, I personally couldn't do it if I was making all that tbh the sex won't be worth it and defo not going marry it either
100% I've dated wealthy men, that were stingy and always used the gifts against me later in an argument. Not worth it. meanwhile, I get spoiled by middle to low income men.
@@fatimaa616 that's literally my uncle, his kids grew up malnourished and being fed and raised by other people. The boys were sent to boarding school asap and they each have a house waiting for them but they all had terrible childhoods so it's a you win some you lose some situation. Their daughter is expected to pay all their bills and there's no house for her, despite her being the eldest. I feel bad for her and she is looking to get married just to escape them. I couldn't imagine living with a father so unloving.
This is officially my favorite podcast 😂😂😂 even my thoughts have British accents now lol! Edit: Also if a man is taking you out, idc if he's a billionaire. Don't order everything on the damn menu and don't be ordering for people who aren't even there 😒 tf?
Like that one I seen before where the woman was ordering stuff and said the dude needed to pay for her kids to eat too. Like bitch take your ass right on home to them cause this dinner is over
@@darknesswave100 Exactly. That was disgusting. 😒 I am a firm believer of not having kids until you're married and even in that situation, realize that single motherhood might always be an option if divorce is ahead. No one is responsible for your kids but you and the man who helped you make em.
That mixup thing is so true. My daughter and her biracial friends get mixed up so much that when I come to pick up my daughter, they tell the other girls, their mum is here. The plot thickens when the biracial kids mom is told to pick up my daughter. Us moms hang out and crack up about it.
I'm biracial and can confirm that apparently we all look alike lol. I literally got asked about my puppies yesterday while at work...my former light-skinned coworker had puppies that she was always talking about. Her and I look NOTHING alike, aside from having roughly the same skin tone lol. I'm in my 40s, and to this day I regularly get confused for 2 of my sisters and also a cousin of my best friend's who I've known for almost 30 years 🤣
@@angellaUlevi I'm late but if you read this, do watch the movie if you can, it is heartwarming and hilarious AND made after a true story! ❤️ It was a a hit when it came out, you will get the funny references. When he spoke about his colleague having locs and the superior saying "Cool Runnings", man was referring to one of the actors, a comedian named Doug E. Doug, who played one of the team members and wore locs. 😊 If you're having a bad day, that movie will make you laugh. Enjoy!
Listen ....as a Caribbean person ...if your parents and/or grandparents have certain dreams ...the school trip/outing/linkup ain't gonna happen. It's done. It's over.
OMG the coworker thing actually happened to my Mom. She even got called into the office for something the other person did as they thought it was her. She had to tell them straight and that manager was fired...
Both of them saying they could never have a guy stare at them and recite Twista's verse on slow jamz..... after staring at eachother reciting Twista's verse on slow jamz MULTIPLE times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG! I said the same thing when James asked what was she bringing. I'm a woman and was listening to that like, "She is out of her damn mind and so were the chicks co-signing on that nonsense."😂😂
I had a teacher back in school that walked in to one of our classrooms once, looked around to see the Indian kid and paused while saying "Oh no wait, it's not you, it's the other one" and then closed the door and walked out... the entire room was like :O
In the talking stage with a guy... I asked him what he wanted out of our exchange. He didn't quite understand. I specified: do you want a relationship or do you just want to dip and do it only? (Friends with benefits) He was shocked, he stumbled on his words and said relationship. 7 months in we have NO deep intimate relationship... strictly surface and basically sex. I flip and asked straight up: " when we strated to talked I wanted to save you some time by sparing you the emotion requirement that a woman need. "Technically" a man knows within the first exchange what he wants out of a woman. I've been asking to spend time with you. You've avoided any form of intimacy to make me feel like I've been asking WAY TOO MUCH... so again what do you want...??? He says: "I just want to have fun. I was surprised that you were that straight forward and didn't think you were that "simple ". My answered, through text: " PERFECT. Know that as per the terms and conditions has changed. Know that from this point forward, you are now dismissed. "
@@brie1026 I have no idea... funny thing is that today... few months later(today actually)... asked me why whe haven't seen each other 🤦🏽♀️ I tell him that clearly he suffers from amnesia....and in defeat tells me "okay fine we can be a couple" ... oh yes my dear Romeo please sway me with those petty words.. 😫😫
I got confused for my coworker. I'm 5'9", lighter skin, very muscular build, and had a blond afro for a bit but just put it in braids. The coworker I was confused for is clearer dark skin, 5'2", very petite build, but always had braids in. Clearly twinning
The whole topic around the comment of a man earning $650K a year is absolutely ridiculous. I am not sure if this is from a young lady, but as an older women the most important thing for us ladies past 40 yrs is stability of self. People have to understand people are at various places in their life. Ladies stop chasing after a man's bag and make your own bag. Men have enough hard time being men by societal standards and they bare alot of weight on their shoulders. Women are pitted against each other to be a standard instead of just loving themselves for who they are. Looking for Love is hard but my tip is to the younger people is don't look for love. Love will show up when your not expecting it. When you reach a place where you're secure in mind, body and finances is when love could pop up...but if you're like me who is single and enjoying your peace......ENJOY YOUR PEACE AND HAVE FUN! Stand in front of a mirror daily and look at yourself. That's the person whom you should love.
if you're being honest you're already better than half the other women out there... and that's you while you're currently sour and broke. You won't be that way forever so you're 🌞🌞
@@zennyzenzen I appreciate that. It definitely feels like it will last forever when you’re in it, but I just couldn’t imagine involving someone else right now until I get through somethings.
You might find a guy who actually wants to help What's funny about this is that you might not be in the mood for that cos you might be trying to figure it out yourself 😭
Even if I was making that kind of money, I'd still have a problem with that. I'm not spending my hard earned money on someone else's demands so they can just sit around and look pretty. Lol
I think i heard once that if you have that amount of money, you want a girl to sit there and look pretty Which is a thing I've noticed in the older rich men in my country, women too
That cool runnings joke. Ya'll two probably looked at each other with the same thought going through your heads: Too many witnesses. The guy didn't just make a joke, he created a motive with witnesses so that you can't touch him. Very slick.
@@sophisticated_naturally5015 basically cool runnings is a movie made by Disney were it was a true story about a Jamaican bobsleigh team competing in the winter Olympics. So when they white guy made the joke he basically saying all blacks look the same 🤣
I usually have a hard time with podcasts that talk about relationship topics. Especially when it comes to gender war topics. But this is one that I’ve can watch and enjoy as well as get different perspectives. Not putting either gender down or being extreme. Just funny and enjoyable.
Firstly if you have $300 do not take a girl to Ruth’s Chris. I went there once and aside from their crab cake, I could’ve made everything else much better myself 😂 Update: I’ve been practicing in the kitchen and my crab cakes/seafood medley cakes (crab, shrimp and lobster) surpass that quality as well. I’m gonna save my daggon money
Literallly NOTHING at Ruths Chris is worth the money. As a chef I can promise you that a hot pan, butter and salt and pepper would give you the same or better results if you just leave the steaks out on a plate in the fridge for three days. Cold age it then season lightly and base in better until it's where you want it to be.
i think a very important nuance is to define what "i want to care for you" means, cause while we might be down to be the mother to your children and care for them in regards to physical care, we don't want to be YOUR mother. to care for someone in a non-mother role is like supporting a person by listening to their problems, helping them talk through struggles, finding solutions (but not necessarily acting them out or being the solution), holding them when they need to be held, maybe help with finances or giving them space when they need it. to do things FOR another person without being beholden to another person. to do things without obligation, because that means they will want to want to do things for you, without obligation
Great! I was really concerned about what they think love is - love shouldn't be based solely on what someone does for you like chores, especially when you're an adult
I was gonna say the same thing, I see no problem with being mother to the kids and helping around the house but as long as you did treat me like YOUR mother and we come at things 50/50 with housework in general then everything is fine. The whole “what can you bring to the table” discussion just has so many negative connotation to it from lack of communication or hiding true intent behind general terms.
The Ruth Chris story could've ended differently if he'd just asked if his date was paying or was she expecting him to. I've grabbed food for friends and family on dates and I have never entertained the idea of my date paying for it - and neither did the friend/person who asked for the food.
The passport one sort of hit home.. I have a good lady friend from the UK no less, told me a story about coming to the States, and a guy (suppose long distance BF) ghosted her while in the air, she landed and never heard from him. I didn't know her then but, I was pissed hearing that story, she said had to get her own room and basically wait around till she was able fly back, never did ask why she didn't just change the ticket, but I believe finances was an issue, plus she young so it made sense, sort of. But that reminded me of the passport dream but irl
@@latoyamoore642 they're not saying vile. They're saying Vio as in violation. Doesn't make any sense for them to say that and then say violation right afterwards
Women who are making that/can achieve that, are not asking for someone who is earning over £250k a year, but someone who is similar to them, i.e. probably in the same profession, or hard working, and made it.
The way I look forward to these is unreal! Not only are they fuckin HIIIILARIIIIOUUUUS....but they say a lot of things most men are to afraid to admit! Speaking the truth & making it funny! W's in the chat!🥰☺😂
I lived with my roommate during lockdown and we got a little romantical if you know what I mean? one day I got home from work and he’s sleeping so I decide to play some RDR2 and let him be. He woke up in a frenzy, spewing apologies. Turns out his ex used to get MAD if he napped because he wasn’t there to pay attention to her. I felt awful for him. I couldn’t imagine getting annoyed or having anyone be annoyed at me for needing to sleep. Tbh the peace is nice, go to sleep and leave me alone lol
Thank lady who couldn't go on the holiday, imagine if she told the guy about her fears and resignations and his response was "aaah maaan, you spoiled the surprise" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Breath in ... Breath out. .... It's over....... James face nearly made me fall of the damn treadmill!! 🤣🤣🤣
🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣
aintnoway man survived that
That's brutal!!!
I fell off my bed 😂😂😂😂
When he said " say less " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾💙
My mom quit her job a few weeks ago by walking up to her boss and and saying "close your eyes, do you see me coming to work on Monday? Cause I don't."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage
I have A-levels, Imma use this after my exams to the teacher I hate the most.
😂😂😂
Took me a moment to understand that Bolt is like Lyft or Uber 😂
Hahah it's world wide....bt it's possible if small town
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
It took me more than a moment 😂
Thank you cause I was so lost about the Bolt.
Me tooo 😂😂😂😂
The way James' face DROPPED when told "it's over"
The way James plays these role you think he would've personally been through everything he says
bro that hair flick by the ear had me. say less.
❤
He has 😂
I looked at my husband of 9 years and said babe breathe in breathe out, were over. He said were over what🤣🤣🤣 he's ready to be over whatever I'm over, the relationship doesn't even come into his mind😎
Idk why but This made me laugh my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Manlike kara
W husband
As he should 😌🙌🏾
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's STUCK ON YOU
A sane and rational woman would know that 650K a year is almost impossible to achieve. I feel like most women understand this, but the vocal minority are the ones speaking for us when they demand these kinds of unreal expectations from men.
It’s not technically impossible. Men who make that are business owners, professional athletes, law firm partners, men in financial services etc. but a 9-5 salary is certainly not going to give you $650k lol.
She also wanted not to birth her kids or raise them. 2 nannies man fucking hell 🤣 doubt she will do anything in the house but spend her man's money. Fuck that, I personally couldn't do it if I was making all that tbh the sex won't be worth it and defo not going marry it either
This and the weird height fetish. "Just be taller than me" - most women
Gold diggers who don't have finances will always have unrealistic expectations. Keep it moving, because that is some Sh!t you don't needed.
I work with Surgeons and anesthesiologists in the US! They all make 600k and up..granted it’s a specialty surgery hospital but still.
When he said "DON'T, don't just don't" about the goldfish, I thought he was talking to me directly. 😅😅😅😅😅
New goal; buy a g-wagon and drive for bolt to ruin relationships lmao
The bill And the success of saving men from red flag women...? 👩🏾🍳😘... pays for itself
@@OyayoTheStormhow are they red flags?
Be... cause... they're... cheaters,@@bigjavo36 ...?
Downside is they will paint your car green
@hishenmathurin2844 they're not they just ordered a bolt and op showed up in a g wagon to make it look sus.
The way James’s face dropped when fuhad got to that one breath in breath out tweet 😭😭
The difference bw dating a rich man and dating a GENEROUS man… a high income doesn’t mean he’s sharing it
I ALWAYS say this 😂 imagine bagging someone who earns 650k but rations your heating and food 🫤
@@fatimaa616 lmaooo I've BEEN there I said it from experience 💀
100% I've dated wealthy men, that were stingy and always used the gifts against me later in an argument. Not worth it. meanwhile, I get spoiled by middle to low income men.
@@fatimaa616 that's literally my uncle, his kids grew up malnourished and being fed and raised by other people. The boys were sent to boarding school asap and they each have a house waiting for them but they all had terrible childhoods so it's a you win some you lose some situation. Their daughter is expected to pay all their bills and there's no house for her, despite her being the eldest. I feel bad for her and she is looking to get married just to escape them. I couldn't imagine living with a father so unloving.
@@fatimaa616 Busted a lung ty for this
James' hair tuck and "pardon" SWEETED me
This is officially my favorite podcast 😂😂😂 even my thoughts have British accents now lol!
Edit: Also if a man is taking you out, idc if he's a billionaire. Don't order everything on the damn menu and don't be ordering for people who aren't even there 😒 tf?
Like that one I seen before where the woman was ordering stuff and said the dude needed to pay for her kids to eat too. Like bitch take your ass right on home to them cause this dinner is over
@@darknesswave100 Exactly. That was disgusting. 😒 I am a firm believer of not having kids until you're married and even in that situation, realize that single motherhood might always be an option if divorce is ahead. No one is responsible for your kids but you and the man who helped you make em.
Even As I'm typing this right now I have a British accent in my mind 😂😂 and I think it's been happening for a while
Fammmm!
@@Bulls1999 😂😂😂😂😂
Fuhad’s “Just don’t. Don’t. Don’t…” to James regarding the goldfish was comedy gold 😂😂 they know each so well! 😀
As a man with no vehicle the legs one hurt me spiritually
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hi legs 😂
@@egalfatma3217 couldn't even let me have peace on a Sunday 😂 spiritually damaging
@@rossevans9900 😂😂😂hi Legs
That w.p. 500 dog breeds with black ppl made me drop my phone 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
😆 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because it's facts
I’m ded!!😹💌😹
I straight hollered 😂
That mixup thing is so true. My daughter and her biracial friends get mixed up so much that when I come to pick up my daughter, they tell the other girls, their mum is here. The plot thickens when the biracial kids mom is told to pick up my daughter. Us moms hang out and crack up about it.
I'm biracial and can confirm that apparently we all look alike lol. I literally got asked about my puppies yesterday while at work...my former light-skinned coworker had puppies that she was always talking about. Her and I look NOTHING alike, aside from having roughly the same skin tone lol. I'm in my 40s, and to this day I regularly get confused for 2 of my sisters and also a cousin of my best friend's who I've known for almost 30 years 🤣
I honestly can’t understand 90% of their British lingo.. but their laughs and faces have me sprung
Lmfaoooooo when you watch them enough you start to pick up on all of them
@@Danie499please explain “cool run ins” lol i kinda get it through context but i just want to know what that means/is
@@angellaUlevi They're talking about the movie Cool Running where a team of Jamaicans compete at the Winter Olympics in bobsleigh I believe
@@zaretou98 ohhh! Thank you 😊
@@angellaUlevi I'm late but if you read this, do watch the movie if you can, it is heartwarming and hilarious AND made after a true story! ❤️
It was a a hit when it came out, you will get the funny references.
When he spoke about his colleague having locs and the superior saying "Cool Runnings", man was referring to one of the actors, a comedian named Doug E. Doug, who played one of the team members and wore locs. 😊
If you're having a bad day, that movie will make you laugh. Enjoy!
The "broke" issue hit them hard to have it discussed for more than 10 minutes bruh🤣🤣🤣. It was a blow below the belt bredda
The passport story: EVERY CARIBBEAN PERSON CAN RELATE. OUR MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS ALWAYS GO BY WHAT DREAM THEY HAD. 😂😂😂
Yes
Just yes lololol
Even worse if you have the dream more than once. It's a sign. You're not going anywhere 😅
Listen ....as a Caribbean person ...if your parents and/or grandparents have certain dreams ...the school trip/outing/linkup ain't gonna happen. It's done. It's over.
My husband has come to check up on me twice for laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Act like you’re my girl”
“Say less”
😂😂
Friendly Advice for everyone, don't listen to this podcast in the gym.
I almost decapitated myself on the bench press 😂
“Mr not knowing what 10 & 2 means” 😂😂😂😂
But I know what "dip" means 🏃🏿
OMG the coworker thing actually happened to my Mom. She even got called into the office for something the other person did as they thought it was her. She had to tell them straight and that manager was fired...
Good cuz that's wild as hell.
@music therapy wait- what does cool runnings mean? it must be a uk thing bc I never heard of that. is it slang for something?
@@juliannaacosta310 it's the name of a movie, google it then you'll understand.
@@juliannaacosta310Cool Runnings is a movie about Jamaican bobsled team.
I can't even think of anyone I worked with that look like another person working there.
Real ones know they accidentally posted the full episode of this yesterday
I saw that 😂
Clicked on it but too late cuz it said it was removed. Couldn’t get to sleep knowing what I missed out
yep i was watching it yesterday then by way of magic pooooof it went.
I thought I was going crazy😭😭😭 Some Mandela effect shit 😅😅
my UA-cam glitched and i watched it all 😭😭 funniest shit fr
"What makes you think that i'd want to attract you?" 💀😂
Both of them saying they could never have a guy stare at them and recite Twista's verse on slow jamz..... after staring at eachother reciting Twista's verse on slow jamz MULTIPLE times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That excludes the boys 🤗
The breath in, breath out 😂 James just rolls with it 😆 Damn this was one of the funniest podcasts they have done 😂❤
I check on these lads more than the due dates on any of my class assignments
I've literally dropped out of college 🙃
Bro same...
Beggy Mitchell thinking he funny
Get your behind back in there. These job streets are cooold.
Stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I switched to SNHU and it’s way easier for me! Maybe try it. Cheaper, accelerated courses, all classes assignments due Sundays!
Fuhad had me because I was breathing in and out too😂😂😂😂
Never in my life have I or would I ask what's in a man's bank account! Just wow!
Neverrrrrr
Shine on, Andrea.
I have & it helped me make my decision with confidence.
“You want that kind of money, but all you bring to the table is a used cooch and an attitude 😂”
OMG! I said the same thing when James asked what was she bringing. I'm a woman and was listening to that like, "She is out of her damn mind and so were the chicks co-signing on that nonsense."😂😂
I’m assuming the goldfish were the little cheese flavored crackers we have in the US 😂😂
Lmao! I'm literally eating some of those right now. 😁
Edit- They go great with sweet red wine. ❤️
I think he was insinuating that she was pretty much ordering the entire menu
I’m pretty sure they not selling goldfish crackers at Ruth Chris lol
Gourmet Goldfish.....I wonder how hard they hit....
Na we don't have those here unless you go to an American candy store they were just saying she's ordering everything on the menu
I had a teacher back in school that walked in to one of our classrooms once, looked around to see the Indian kid and paused while saying "Oh no wait, it's not you, it's the other one" and then closed the door and walked out... the entire room was like :O
In the talking stage with a guy... I asked him what he wanted out of our exchange. He didn't quite understand. I specified: do you want a relationship or do you just want to dip and do it only? (Friends with benefits) He was shocked, he stumbled on his words and said relationship. 7 months in we have NO deep intimate relationship... strictly surface and basically sex. I flip and asked straight up: " when we strated to talked I wanted to save you some time by sparing you the emotion requirement that a woman need. "Technically" a man knows within the first exchange what he wants out of a woman. I've been asking to spend time with you. You've avoided any form of intimacy to make me feel like I've been asking WAY TOO MUCH... so again what do you want...??? He says: "I just want to have fun. I was surprised that you were that straight forward and didn't think you were that "simple ".
My answered, through text: " PERFECT. Know that as per the terms and conditions has changed. Know that from this point forward, you are now dismissed. "
Ughhh why do they love to waste time
@@brie1026 I have no idea... funny thing is that today... few months later(today actually)... asked me why whe haven't seen each other 🤦🏽♀️ I tell him that clearly he suffers from amnesia....and in defeat tells me "okay fine we can be a couple" ... oh yes my dear Romeo please sway me with those petty words.. 😫😫
@@1306Jodana lmao he's clueless, pls stay out of his clutches
@@brie1026 thank you, and don't worry he's tired of my polite sarcasm 😉
Your fault for waiting 7 months to address that issue. And what you said abt men knowing what they want immediately isn’t really true
I got confused for my coworker. I'm 5'9", lighter skin, very muscular build, and had a blond afro for a bit but just put it in braids. The coworker I was confused for is clearer dark skin, 5'2", very petite build, but always had braids in. Clearly twinning
The whole topic around the comment of a man earning $650K a year is absolutely ridiculous. I am not sure if this is from a young lady, but as an older women the most important thing for us ladies past 40 yrs is stability of self. People have to understand people are at various places in their life. Ladies stop chasing after a man's bag and make your own bag. Men have enough hard time being men by societal standards and they bare alot of weight on their shoulders. Women are pitted against each other to be a standard instead of just loving themselves for who they are. Looking for Love is hard but my tip is to the younger people is don't look for love. Love will show up when your not expecting it. When you reach a place where you're secure in mind, body and finances is when love could pop up...but if you're like me who is single and enjoying your peace......ENJOY YOUR PEACE AND HAVE FUN! Stand in front of a mirror daily and look at yourself. That's the person whom you should love.
Preach!
Bro protect this woman at all costs
2:39 James got toooo into that roll and was DEVASTATED for a second till he remembered it wasn’t personal 😂😂
I’m sour and broke. I’ve been telling men who approach me since my divorce, like sir I have nothing but drama to offer and they don’t care
if you're being honest you're already better than half the other women out there... and that's you while you're currently sour and broke. You won't be that way forever so you're 🌞🌞
@@zennyzenzen I appreciate that. It definitely feels like it will last forever when you’re in it, but I just couldn’t imagine involving someone else right now until I get through somethings.
@@duchessofthedorks someone will soon, be there to help. Prepare
Nothing but drama 😂 that is hilarious!
You might find a guy who actually wants to help
What's funny about this is that you might not be in the mood for that cos you might be trying to figure it out yourself 😭
“You’re broke”
“You are too”
Anyone with financial requirements voiced over emotional requirements is doing the world a favour waving their red flag 🚩🚩
Fr
so every female, ever 😂
@@DTreatz who hurt you?
ғeelιngѕ cнange everyday .... and υ can'т eaт тнeм...and тнey don'т pay renт...
@@DTreatz female what? Female human? No that's incorrect.
The "breathe in, breathe out" had me laughing like a Tuskan Raider from star wars
Just like Fuhad, James reflection on the mirror story made me laugh out loud🤣🤣😭. Gentlemen serving vibes🔥🔥❤️.
Fam.....I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😂cool runnings 😅😂 straight to HR is where we run 😂😅
they should make a reaction show where they watch bridgerton :D they might pause and repeat sentences a lot but I would watch the heck out of it :D
Even if I was making that kind of money, I'd still have a problem with that. I'm not spending my hard earned money on someone else's demands so they can just sit around and look pretty. Lol
I think i heard once that if you have that amount of money, you want a girl to sit there and look pretty
Which is a thing I've noticed in the older rich men in my country, women too
@@chalidem Very true the older Men are exactly like this
James and the mirror thing....hilarious 😂
Anyone else run straight to slow jams to recite the whole song?!? Love these guys. Hilarious 😂
That cool runnings joke. Ya'll two probably looked at each other with the same thought going through your heads: Too many witnesses. The guy didn't just make a joke, he created a motive with witnesses so that you can't touch him. Very slick.
What does the joke mean?
@@sophisticated_naturally5015 basically cool runnings is a movie made by Disney were it was a true story about a Jamaican bobsleigh team competing in the winter Olympics. So when they white guy made the joke he basically saying all blacks look the same 🤣
I would touch him through HR/ lawsuit.
I usually have a hard time with podcasts that talk about relationship topics. Especially when it comes to gender war topics. But this is one that I’ve can watch and enjoy as well as get different perspectives. Not putting either gender down or being extreme. Just funny and enjoyable.
Firstly if you have $300 do not take a girl to Ruth’s Chris. I went there once and aside from their crab cake, I could’ve made everything else much better myself 😂
Update: I’ve been practicing in the kitchen and my crab cakes/seafood medley cakes (crab, shrimp and lobster) surpass that quality as well. I’m gonna save my daggon money
Facts! A steak, baked potato and salad is easily $150-$200 a plate 😂 he was buggin.
Literallly NOTHING at Ruths Chris is worth the money. As a chef I can promise you that a hot pan, butter and salt and pepper would give you the same or better results if you just leave the steaks out on a plate in the fridge for three days. Cold age it then season lightly and base in better until it's where you want it to be.
I thought Fuhad was going to fall out in the floor after Breathe in Breathe out…..it’s over. 😂😂😂
“Big man, STEP BACK” 😂☠️
For those who are wondering...Bolt is mobility company like Uber ......
20:26 That's no nightmare that's a premonition😳
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That pick up where we left off floored me!!!!! 😂😂😂
“Wha a gwan legs?” 😂🤣💀
The girl that was taking food home to her roomate deserved to pay for the bill. That is triffling!
😂😂😂😂 “what if I move my savings over”
That last story. I understand why he ran away but I would have been just like... Deer in headlights and said "OK big man jog on" and probably died.
The amount of new slang I've learned watching these two is crazy! #GetMyPassportReady 😂
Still not over the
breathe in
Breathe out
it's over 💔💔 😭😭😭
Where are they selling the goldfish 😂😂😂 Dead!!
That was her woman’s intuition with the passport dream. 😂
We call it ten toe taxi when they don't own a car. Lmao. Legs is hilarious.
Having been in an abusive marriage that apologizing for taking a nap hit different
You guys never fail to make me laugh multiple times..james story about his reflection had me wheezing..Love the channel
James' face when Fuhad said 'it's over'!! WHY!!!
i think a very important nuance is to define what "i want to care for you" means, cause while we might be down to be the mother to your children and care for them in regards to physical care, we don't want to be YOUR mother. to care for someone in a non-mother role is like supporting a person by listening to their problems, helping them talk through struggles, finding solutions (but not necessarily acting them out or being the solution), holding them when they need to be held, maybe help with finances or giving them space when they need it. to do things FOR another person without being beholden to another person. to do things without obligation, because that means they will want to want to do things for you, without obligation
Great! I was really concerned about what they think love is - love shouldn't be based solely on what someone does for you like chores, especially when you're an adult
This is exactly it! 💯 Well said.
I was gonna say the same thing, I see no problem with being mother to the kids and helping around the house but as long as you did treat me like YOUR mother and we come at things 50/50 with housework in general then everything is fine. The whole “what can you bring to the table” discussion just has so many negative connotation to it from lack of communication or hiding true intent behind general terms.
Problem is, yall do _none_ of those things, and expect _all_ of those things.
So we're at an impasse. 💊
@@DTreatz actually we are the default ones doing that, so there is the problem.
I have to get Patreon. I NEED those thursday episodes. They look juicy 😩
Pause. 😊
@@gdes4063 yeah that was crazy
The Ruth Chris story could've ended differently if he'd just asked if his date was paying or was she expecting him to. I've grabbed food for friends and family on dates and I have never entertained the idea of my date paying for it - and neither did the friend/person who asked for the food.
You two crack me up. Been following for ages on fb. Glad I’ve found you on the tube. Best of luck for the future boys 👍🏻
"Legs"😂😂😂 I bet the rest of her contact list looks like a used car dealership.😂😂😂
The passport one sort of hit home.. I have a good lady friend from the UK no less, told me a story about coming to the States, and a guy (suppose long distance BF) ghosted her while in the air, she landed and never heard from him. I didn't know her then but, I was pissed hearing that story, she said had to get her own room and basically wait around till she was able fly back, never did ask why she didn't just change the ticket, but I believe finances was an issue, plus she young so it made sense, sort of. But that reminded me of the passport dream but irl
My new vocabulary word since watching them. VIO!!!!!
They're saying vile. lol
@@latoyamoore642 they say Vio then violation. But either way it works
@@latoyamoore642 they're not saying vile. They're saying Vio as in violation. Doesn't make any sense for them to say that and then say violation right afterwards
When James said about his own reflection in the widow had me lmao 🤣 😂 cause its something that would happen to me
It’s crazy 650,000/ yearly. The woman that said it probably couldn’t afford that lifestyle by herself.
Women who are making that/can achieve that, are not asking for someone who is earning over £250k a year, but someone who is similar to them, i.e. probably in the same profession, or hard working, and made it.
And these men have options so the probability that they’d choose her over their preferences is close to naught 🙃
@@abracadabra5636 majority of the women asking for that most likely does not make that much.
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The way I look forward to these is unreal! Not only are they fuckin HIIIILARIIIIOUUUUS....but they say a lot of things most men are to afraid to admit! Speaking the truth & making it funny! W's in the chat!🥰☺😂
On the coworker thing, they'll think we all know each other or are related.
Fuhad’s laugh 3 minutes in … breathe in breathe out … I just can’t … cracks me up every time!!
I can’t have a man sign Twista’s part to me word for word. I would scream in the office. Everyone would be popping up like meerkats.
That elated "oh fuck" at the end of him laughing/giggling is very relatable.
I’ve always been irritated when people don’t know how much the average person earns
LMAOO THE BREAK UP
🤣🤣 The hair tuck killed meeee
It’s the way am glued to these men like dammmmmm how did I get here
15:13-15:20 you don’t want to hold our kids….i felt that
Just for context on how unrealistic 650k is, the president of the United States makes 400k a year.....yea I'm broke
I lived with my roommate during lockdown and we got a little romantical if you know what I mean? one day I got home from work and he’s sleeping so I decide to play some RDR2 and let him be. He woke up in a frenzy, spewing apologies. Turns out his ex used to get MAD if he napped because he wasn’t there to pay attention to her. I felt awful for him. I couldn’t imagine getting annoyed or having anyone be annoyed at me for needing to sleep. Tbh the peace is nice, go to sleep and leave me alone lol
The way James says “FAM” gets me every time…
The woman he was talking about that she wants to make 650k a year better start gathering the Dragonballs cause ain't no way otherwise
Damnnn home girls a savage. 😅 Better ‘public transport’ than ‘legs.’ 🤷🏽♀️😂
3:05 he was LIVID for a split second 😂😂😂
"Breath in. Breath out. Its over."💀 And she still reply like an npc by texting, "hmmmm"😂😂😂
Not me laughing along with them not knowing wtf a bolt is 😆🙈
You hurt his feelings! You can breathe, James. It’s not over 😂
Thank lady who couldn't go on the holiday, imagine if she told the guy about her fears and resignations and his response was "aaah maaan, you spoiled the surprise" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
To be fair, a woman who makes those kind of demands if she don't already have them... She's just as broke as the men in the comments
Y’all got to admit “legs” is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He said, I would pick up where we left off😂😂😂😂