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  • @peterstuart5640
    @peterstuart5640 2 роки тому +5830

    Breath in ... Breath out. .... It's over....... James face nearly made me fall of the damn treadmill!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @krzysztofnaskret5306
      @krzysztofnaskret5306 2 роки тому +32

      🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 2 роки тому +54

      aintnoway man survived that

    • @lepoetress
      @lepoetress 2 роки тому +22

      That's brutal!!!

    • @ninamugabe
      @ninamugabe 2 роки тому +17

      I fell off my bed 😂😂😂😂

    • @misakesan3498
      @misakesan3498 2 роки тому +22

      When he said " say less " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾💙

  • @derrienguillory2367
    @derrienguillory2367 Рік тому +3908

    My mom quit her job a few weeks ago by walking up to her boss and and saying "close your eyes, do you see me coming to work on Monday? Cause I don't."

    • @Buttercup_Utoniumm
      @Buttercup_Utoniumm Рік тому +93

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @lifewithmahalia
      @lifewithmahalia Рік тому +59

      Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mzzsue
      @mzzsue Рік тому +31

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage

    • @mubeen4260
      @mubeen4260 Рік тому +47

      I have A-levels, Imma use this after my exams to the teacher I hate the most.

    • @feleciaperry9424
      @feleciaperry9424 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂

  • @TvNetJunkie
    @TvNetJunkie 2 роки тому +7978

    Took me a moment to understand that Bolt is like Lyft or Uber 😂

    • @reginamushi6582
      @reginamushi6582 2 роки тому +123

      Hahah it's world wide....bt it's possible if small town

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 2 роки тому +61

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 2 роки тому +239

      It took me more than a moment 😂

    • @shyninja123
      @shyninja123 2 роки тому +329

      Thank you cause I was so lost about the Bolt.

    • @whooopy
      @whooopy 2 роки тому +15

      Me tooo 😂😂😂😂

  • @moonbeaststudiosgaming
    @moonbeaststudiosgaming 2 роки тому +2477

    The way James' face DROPPED when told "it's over"

  • @pierrepennaneach2963
    @pierrepennaneach2963 2 роки тому +2209

    The way James plays these role you think he would've personally been through everything he says

  • @antonransome5932
    @antonransome5932 2 роки тому +508

    When he said "DON'T, don't just don't" about the goldfish, I thought he was talking to me directly. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @noonecares8404
    @noonecares8404 Рік тому +1697

    New goal; buy a g-wagon and drive for bolt to ruin relationships lmao

    • @OyayoTheStorm
      @OyayoTheStorm Рік тому +32

      The bill And the success of saving men from red flag women...? 👩🏾‍🍳😘... pays for itself

    • @bigjavo36
      @bigjavo36 Рік тому +23

      @@OyayoTheStormhow are they red flags?

    • @OyayoTheStorm
      @OyayoTheStorm Рік тому

      Be... cause... they're... cheaters,@@bigjavo36 ...?

    • @kimwang2787
      @kimwang2787 Рік тому +1

      Downside is they will paint your car green

    • @bigjavo36
      @bigjavo36 Рік тому +14

      @hishenmathurin2844 they're not they just ordered a bolt and op showed up in a g wagon to make it look sus.

  • @aila3578
    @aila3578 2 роки тому +805

    The way James’s face dropped when fuhad got to that one breath in breath out tweet 😭😭

  • @leslievsantiago
    @leslievsantiago 2 роки тому +2869

    A sane and rational woman would know that 650K a year is almost impossible to achieve. I feel like most women understand this, but the vocal minority are the ones speaking for us when they demand these kinds of unreal expectations from men.

    • @kkb892
      @kkb892 2 роки тому +188

      It’s not technically impossible. Men who make that are business owners, professional athletes, law firm partners, men in financial services etc. but a 9-5 salary is certainly not going to give you $650k lol.

    • @itzskizzyk5472
      @itzskizzyk5472 2 роки тому

      She also wanted not to birth her kids or raise them. 2 nannies man fucking hell 🤣 doubt she will do anything in the house but spend her man's money. Fuck that, I personally couldn't do it if I was making all that tbh the sex won't be worth it and defo not going marry it either

    • @zennyzenzen
      @zennyzenzen 2 роки тому +191

      This and the weird height fetish. "Just be taller than me" - most women

    • @salliegal8932
      @salliegal8932 2 роки тому +105

      Gold diggers who don't have finances will always have unrealistic expectations. Keep it moving, because that is some Sh!t you don't needed.

    • @bn8579
      @bn8579 2 роки тому +64

      I work with Surgeons and anesthesiologists in the US! They all make 600k and up..granted it’s a specialty surgery hospital but still.

  • @probablyhyperfixating
    @probablyhyperfixating 2 роки тому +2574

    I looked at my husband of 9 years and said babe breathe in breathe out, were over. He said were over what🤣🤣🤣 he's ready to be over whatever I'm over, the relationship doesn't even come into his mind😎

    • @nicoledenel
      @nicoledenel 2 роки тому +205

      Idk why but This made me laugh my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @a-levelking8610
      @a-levelking8610 2 роки тому +11

      Manlike kara

    • @user-nq8yv5jc6o
      @user-nq8yv5jc6o 2 роки тому +105

      W husband

    • @blaackberry
      @blaackberry Рік тому +88

      As he should 😌🙌🏾

    • @mzzsue
      @mzzsue Рік тому +55

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's STUCK ON YOU

  • @damnnerves24
    @damnnerves24 Рік тому +333

    Fuhad’s “Just don’t. Don’t. Don’t…” to James regarding the goldfish was comedy gold 😂😂 they know each so well! 😀

  • @sashafierce1011
    @sashafierce1011 2 роки тому +276

    James' hair tuck and "pardon" SWEETED me

  • @ainslita
    @ainslita 2 роки тому +351

    The difference bw dating a rich man and dating a GENEROUS man… a high income doesn’t mean he’s sharing it

    • @fatimaa616
      @fatimaa616 Рік тому +50

      I ALWAYS say this 😂 imagine bagging someone who earns 650k but rations your heating and food 🫤

    • @ainslita
      @ainslita Рік тому +14

      @@fatimaa616 lmaooo I've BEEN there I said it from experience 💀

    • @roxvid2
      @roxvid2 Рік тому +32

      100% I've dated wealthy men, that were stingy and always used the gifts against me later in an argument. Not worth it. meanwhile, I get spoiled by middle to low income men.

    • @mariakhan7986
      @mariakhan7986 Рік тому +14

      @@fatimaa616 that's literally my uncle, his kids grew up malnourished and being fed and raised by other people. The boys were sent to boarding school asap and they each have a house waiting for them but they all had terrible childhoods so it's a you win some you lose some situation. Their daughter is expected to pay all their bills and there's no house for her, despite her being the eldest. I feel bad for her and she is looking to get married just to escape them. I couldn't imagine living with a father so unloving.

    • @onlyvalidmgk5987
      @onlyvalidmgk5987 Рік тому

      ​@@fatimaa616 Busted a lung ty for this

  • @cherie7100
    @cherie7100 2 роки тому +628

    OMG the coworker thing actually happened to my Mom. She even got called into the office for something the other person did as they thought it was her. She had to tell them straight and that manager was fired...

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 2 роки тому +63

      Good cuz that's wild as hell.

    • @juliannaacosta310
      @juliannaacosta310 Рік тому +1

      @music therapy wait- what does cool runnings mean? it must be a uk thing bc I never heard of that. is it slang for something?

    • @NTA257
      @NTA257 Рік тому

      @@juliannaacosta310 it's the name of a movie, google it then you'll understand.

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph Рік тому +12

      ​@@juliannaacosta310Cool Runnings is a movie about Jamaican bobsled team.

    • @vixenmmh
      @vixenmmh 11 місяців тому +3

      I can't even think of anyone I worked with that look like another person working there.

  • @soniandukwe8981
    @soniandukwe8981 2 роки тому +294

    That mixup thing is so true. My daughter and her biracial friends get mixed up so much that when I come to pick up my daughter, they tell the other girls, their mum is here. The plot thickens when the biracial kids mom is told to pick up my daughter. Us moms hang out and crack up about it.

    • @Pandy879
      @Pandy879 Рік тому +15

      I'm biracial and can confirm that apparently we all look alike lol. I literally got asked about my puppies yesterday while at work...my former light-skinned coworker had puppies that she was always talking about. Her and I look NOTHING alike, aside from having roughly the same skin tone lol. I'm in my 40s, and to this day I regularly get confused for 2 of my sisters and also a cousin of my best friend's who I've known for almost 30 years 🤣

  • @carahewitt9727
    @carahewitt9727 2 роки тому +769

    I honestly can’t understand 90% of their British lingo.. but their laughs and faces have me sprung

    • @Danie499
      @Danie499 2 роки тому +140

      Lmfaoooooo when you watch them enough you start to pick up on all of them

    • @angellaUlevi
      @angellaUlevi 2 роки тому +44

      @@Danie499please explain “cool run ins” lol i kinda get it through context but i just want to know what that means/is

    • @zaretou98
      @zaretou98 2 роки тому +109

      @@angellaUlevi They're talking about the movie Cool Running where a team of Jamaicans compete at the Winter Olympics in bobsleigh I believe

    • @angellaUlevi
      @angellaUlevi 2 роки тому +18

      @@zaretou98 ohhh! Thank you 😊

    • @heikewhy2195
      @heikewhy2195 Рік тому +16

      @@angellaUlevi I'm late but if you read this, do watch the movie if you can, it is heartwarming and hilarious AND made after a true story! ❤️
      It was a a hit when it came out, you will get the funny references.
      When he spoke about his colleague having locs and the superior saying "Cool Runnings", man was referring to one of the actors, a comedian named Doug E. Doug, who played one of the team members and wore locs. 😊
      If you're having a bad day, that movie will make you laugh. Enjoy!

  • @anthonycook4267
    @anthonycook4267 2 роки тому +640

    That w.p. 500 dog breeds with black ppl made me drop my phone 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 2 роки тому +355

    My husband has come to check up on me twice for laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rainnmoon114
    @rainnmoon114 2 роки тому +2887

    This is officially my favorite podcast 😂😂😂 even my thoughts have British accents now lol!
    Edit: Also if a man is taking you out, idc if he's a billionaire. Don't order everything on the damn menu and don't be ordering for people who aren't even there 😒 tf?

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 2 роки тому

      Like that one I seen before where the woman was ordering stuff and said the dude needed to pay for her kids to eat too. Like bitch take your ass right on home to them cause this dinner is over

    • @rainnmoon114
      @rainnmoon114 2 роки тому +60

      @@darknesswave100 Exactly. That was disgusting. 😒 I am a firm believer of not having kids until you're married and even in that situation, realize that single motherhood might always be an option if divorce is ahead. No one is responsible for your kids but you and the man who helped you make em.

    • @TheKingJay_
      @TheKingJay_ 2 роки тому +40

      Even As I'm typing this right now I have a British accent in my mind 😂😂 and I think it's been happening for a while

    • @Bulls1999
      @Bulls1999 2 роки тому +22

      Fammmm!

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 2 роки тому +7

      @@Bulls1999 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Kioko.1
    @Mr.Kioko.1 2 роки тому +300

    The "broke" issue hit them hard to have it discussed for more than 10 minutes bruh🤣🤣🤣. It was a blow below the belt bredda

  • @MsProsperity.
    @MsProsperity. 2 роки тому +626

    The passport story: EVERY CARIBBEAN PERSON CAN RELATE. OUR MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS ALWAYS GO BY WHAT DREAM THEY HAD. 😂😂😂

    • @dr.hanniballecter5622
      @dr.hanniballecter5622 2 роки тому +10

      Yes
      Just yes lololol

    • @PPunkShorty
      @PPunkShorty Рік тому +45

      Even worse if you have the dream more than once. It's a sign. You're not going anywhere 😅

    • @alisterhemmings8121
      @alisterhemmings8121 11 місяців тому +4

      Listen ....as a Caribbean person ...if your parents and/or grandparents have certain dreams ...the school trip/outing/linkup ain't gonna happen. It's done. It's over.

  • @rossevans9900
    @rossevans9900 2 роки тому +195

    As a man with no vehicle the legs one hurt me spiritually

    • @obibuaku
      @obibuaku 2 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eddonserio9215
      @eddonserio9215 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @egalfatma3217
      @egalfatma3217 2 роки тому +12

      Hi legs 😂

    • @rossevans9900
      @rossevans9900 2 роки тому +11

      @@egalfatma3217 couldn't even let me have peace on a Sunday 😂 spiritually damaging

    • @Powerstv333
      @Powerstv333 Рік тому +1

      @@rossevans9900 😂😂😂hi Legs

  • @DeLaKleve
    @DeLaKleve 6 місяців тому +16

    “Act like you’re my girl”
    “Say less”
    😂😂

  • @galaxywanderer5508
    @galaxywanderer5508 2 роки тому +52

    "What makes you think that i'd want to attract you?" 💀😂

  • @memecheljackson9402
    @memecheljackson9402 2 роки тому +68

    “Mr not knowing what 10 & 2 means” 😂😂😂😂

    • @allano7814
      @allano7814 7 місяців тому +2

      But I know what "dip" means 🏃🏿

  • @allinaflutter6117
    @allinaflutter6117 2 роки тому +142

    The breath in, breath out 😂 James just rolls with it 😆 Damn this was one of the funniest podcasts they have done 😂❤

  • @Xtino1989X
    @Xtino1989X 5 місяців тому +6

    2:39 James got toooo into that roll and was DEVASTATED for a second till he remembered it wasn’t personal 😂😂

  • @gamerofrage5389
    @gamerofrage5389 Рік тому +187

    Friendly Advice for everyone, don't listen to this podcast in the gym.
    I almost decapitated myself on the bench press 😂

  • @legitdodosaiyan
    @legitdodosaiyan 2 роки тому +790

    Real ones know they accidentally posted the full episode of this yesterday

    • @QrCody
      @QrCody 2 роки тому +31

      I saw that 😂

    • @Seanzema
      @Seanzema 2 роки тому +91

      Clicked on it but too late cuz it said it was removed. Couldn’t get to sleep knowing what I missed out

    • @zevab3178
      @zevab3178 2 роки тому +67

      yep i was watching it yesterday then by way of magic pooooof it went.

    • @nosender2399
      @nosender2399 2 роки тому +35

      I thought I was going crazy😭😭😭 Some Mandela effect shit 😅😅

    • @sphenophyta
      @sphenophyta 2 роки тому +26

      my UA-cam glitched and i watched it all 😭😭 funniest shit fr

  • @shazz286
    @shazz286 2 роки тому +130

    Fuhad had me because I was breathing in and out too😂😂😂😂

  • @EvanD9590
    @EvanD9590 2 роки тому +193

    Both of them saying they could never have a guy stare at them and recite Twista's verse on slow jamz..... after staring at eachother reciting Twista's verse on slow jamz MULTIPLE times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @auggie1.0
      @auggie1.0 Рік тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tricktap8502
      @tricktap8502 Рік тому +5

      That excludes the boys 🤗

  • @BitterSweet531
    @BitterSweet531 Рік тому +52

    You 2 are the Brothers I never had. Gives me Family vibes everytime I watch yall..... I have a Family of Fools & we die lol daily.... Thank you

  • @lochnessy97
    @lochnessy97 2 роки тому +323

    I check on these lads more than the due dates on any of my class assignments
    I've literally dropped out of college 🙃

    • @BeautifulBea1995
      @BeautifulBea1995 2 роки тому +2

      Bro same...

    • @bobbybobstar1496
      @bobbybobstar1496 2 роки тому

      Beggy Mitchell thinking he funny

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII 2 роки тому +24

      Get your behind back in there. These job streets are cooold.

    • @kikimarriott8707
      @kikimarriott8707 2 роки тому +1

      Stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shabangbangg_
      @shabangbangg_ 2 роки тому +6

      I switched to SNHU and it’s way easier for me! Maybe try it. Cheaper, accelerated courses, all classes assignments due Sundays!

  • @nathull4920
    @nathull4920 Рік тому +28

    I had a teacher back in school that walked in to one of our classrooms once, looked around to see the Indian kid and paused while saying "Oh no wait, it's not you, it's the other one" and then closed the door and walked out... the entire room was like :O

  • @andreayoull
    @andreayoull 2 роки тому +40

    Never in my life have I or would I ask what's in a man's bank account! Just wow!

  • @TarreN001
    @TarreN001 2 роки тому +99

    “You want that kind of money, but all you bring to the table is a used cooch and an attitude 😂”

    • @Mebeshe
      @Mebeshe 6 місяців тому +1

      OMG! I said the same thing when James asked what was she bringing. I'm a woman and was listening to that like, "She is out of her damn mind and so were the chicks co-signing on that nonsense."😂😂

  • @rileynatalie
    @rileynatalie Рік тому +146

    I’m assuming the goldfish were the little cheese flavored crackers we have in the US 😂😂

    • @microwavechef7738
      @microwavechef7738 Рік тому +8

      Lmao! I'm literally eating some of those right now. 😁
      Edit- They go great with sweet red wine. ❤️

    • @AmaraSoGolden
      @AmaraSoGolden Рік тому +35

      I think he was insinuating that she was pretty much ordering the entire menu

    • @montiereoneal5831
      @montiereoneal5831 Рік тому +24

      I’m pretty sure they not selling goldfish crackers at Ruth Chris lol

    • @Horusthebetrayer
      @Horusthebetrayer Рік тому +2

      Gourmet Goldfish.....I wonder how hard they hit....

    • @dinapatina3669
      @dinapatina3669 Рік тому +3

      Na we don't have those here unless you go to an American candy store they were just saying she's ordering everything on the menu

  • @romii-
    @romii- 2 роки тому +47

    The way I was like “just ask Siri!” when James was fumbling for conversion statistics 😄

  • @jasonpuskar
    @jasonpuskar Рік тому +14

    The "breathe in, breathe out" had me laughing like a Tuskan Raider from star wars

  • @AfterGodsheart-journey
    @AfterGodsheart-journey Рік тому +10

    Him saying a G wagon dropped my girl off is wild. Baby she's the driver's girl now😂

  • @duchessofthedorks
    @duchessofthedorks 2 роки тому +32

    I’m sour and broke. I’ve been telling men who approach me since my divorce, like sir I have nothing but drama to offer and they don’t care

    • @zennyzenzen
      @zennyzenzen 2 роки тому +11

      if you're being honest you're already better than half the other women out there... and that's you while you're currently sour and broke. You won't be that way forever so you're 🌞🌞

    • @duchessofthedorks
      @duchessofthedorks 2 роки тому +4

      @@zennyzenzen I appreciate that. It definitely feels like it will last forever when you’re in it, but I just couldn’t imagine involving someone else right now until I get through somethings.

    • @sassyloc
      @sassyloc 2 роки тому +4

      @@duchessofthedorks someone will soon, be there to help. Prepare

    • @Louisebabeesxo
      @Louisebabeesxo 2 роки тому +1

      Nothing but drama 😂 that is hilarious!

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao 2 роки тому +2

      You might find a guy who actually wants to help
      What's funny about this is that you might not be in the mood for that cos you might be trying to figure it out yourself 😭

  • @her9574
    @her9574 Рік тому +54

    I usually have a hard time with podcasts that talk about relationship topics. Especially when it comes to gender war topics. But this is one that I’ve can watch and enjoy as well as get different perspectives. Not putting either gender down or being extreme. Just funny and enjoyable.

  • @fidgetsgottagun
    @fidgetsgottagun 2 роки тому +12

    We call it ten toe taxi when they don't own a car. Lmao. Legs is hilarious.

  • @L_Capitan211
    @L_Capitan211 2 роки тому +18

    “You’re broke”
    “You are too”

  • @shanebest4699
    @shanebest4699 11 місяців тому +4

    That pick up where we left off floored me!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei 2 роки тому +29

    James and the mirror thing....hilarious 😂

  • @ymbriafiona
    @ymbriafiona 2 роки тому +111

    they should make a reaction show where they watch bridgerton :D they might pause and repeat sentences a lot but I would watch the heck out of it :D

  • @pollychandler7811
    @pollychandler7811 2 роки тому +21

    Anyone else run straight to slow jams to recite the whole song?!? Love these guys. Hilarious 😂

  • @beloncekamz2821
    @beloncekamz2821 2 роки тому +38

    Just like Fuhad, James reflection on the mirror story made me laugh out loud🤣🤣😭. Gentlemen serving vibes🔥🔥❤️.

  • @owennalley5030
    @owennalley5030 Рік тому +5

    "Legs"😂😂😂 I bet the rest of her contact list looks like a used car dealership.😂😂😂

  • @natalieschiller4785
    @natalieschiller4785 Рік тому +16

    I thought Fuhad was going to fall out in the floor after Breathe in Breathe out…..it’s over. 😂😂😂

  • @R3AIIZ
    @R3AIIZ 2 роки тому +6

    LMAOO THE BREAK UP
    🤣🤣 The hair tuck killed meeee

  • @421541Michee
    @421541Michee Рік тому +20

    I got confused for my coworker. I'm 5'9", lighter skin, very muscular build, and had a blond afro for a bit but just put it in braids. The coworker I was confused for is clearer dark skin, 5'2", very petite build, but always had braids in. Clearly twinning

  • @whatdyoushayy9846
    @whatdyoushayy9846 Рік тому +5

    “Big man, STEP BACK” 😂☠️

  • @afrowarrior102
    @afrowarrior102 2 роки тому +111

    Even if I was making that kind of money, I'd still have a problem with that. I'm not spending my hard earned money on someone else's demands so they can just sit around and look pretty. Lol

    • @chalidem
      @chalidem Рік тому +12

      I think i heard once that if you have that amount of money, you want a girl to sit there and look pretty
      Which is a thing I've noticed in the older rich men in my country, women too

    • @prettyxbonez96
      @prettyxbonez96 Рік тому +1

      ​@@chalidem Very true the older Men are exactly like this

  • @1306Jodana
    @1306Jodana 2 роки тому +30

    In the talking stage with a guy... I asked him what he wanted out of our exchange. He didn't quite understand. I specified: do you want a relationship or do you just want to dip and do it only? (Friends with benefits) He was shocked, he stumbled on his words and said relationship. 7 months in we have NO deep intimate relationship... strictly surface and basically sex. I flip and asked straight up: " when we strated to talked I wanted to save you some time by sparing you the emotion requirement that a woman need. "Technically" a man knows within the first exchange what he wants out of a woman. I've been asking to spend time with you. You've avoided any form of intimacy to make me feel like I've been asking WAY TOO MUCH... so again what do you want...??? He says: "I just want to have fun. I was surprised that you were that straight forward and didn't think you were that "simple ".
    My answered, through text: " PERFECT. Know that as per the terms and conditions has changed. Know that from this point forward, you are now dismissed. "

    • @brie1026
      @brie1026 Рік тому +10

      Ughhh why do they love to waste time

    • @1306Jodana
      @1306Jodana Рік тому +14

      @@brie1026 I have no idea... funny thing is that today... few months later(today actually)... asked me why whe haven't seen each other 🤦🏽‍♀️ I tell him that clearly he suffers from amnesia....and in defeat tells me "okay fine we can be a couple" ... oh yes my dear Romeo please sway me with those petty words.. 😫😫

    • @brie1026
      @brie1026 Рік тому +6

      @@1306Jodana lmao he's clueless, pls stay out of his clutches

    • @1306Jodana
      @1306Jodana Рік тому +8

      @@brie1026 thank you, and don't worry he's tired of my polite sarcasm 😉

    • @xavier1752
      @xavier1752 Рік тому

      Your fault for waiting 7 months to address that issue. And what you said abt men knowing what they want immediately isn’t really true

  • @Chris-ke7ys
    @Chris-ke7ys 2 роки тому +10

    😂😂😂😂 “what if I move my savings over”

  • @babycold27
    @babycold27 2 роки тому +54

    The whole topic around the comment of a man earning $650K a year is absolutely ridiculous. I am not sure if this is from a young lady, but as an older women the most important thing for us ladies past 40 yrs is stability of self. People have to understand people are at various places in their life. Ladies stop chasing after a man's bag and make your own bag. Men have enough hard time being men by societal standards and they bare alot of weight on their shoulders. Women are pitted against each other to be a standard instead of just loving themselves for who they are. Looking for Love is hard but my tip is to the younger people is don't look for love. Love will show up when your not expecting it. When you reach a place where you're secure in mind, body and finances is when love could pop up...but if you're like me who is single and enjoying your peace......ENJOY YOUR PEACE AND HAVE FUN! Stand in front of a mirror daily and look at yourself. That's the person whom you should love.

  • @tricktap8502
    @tricktap8502 Рік тому +9

    You guys never fail to make me laugh multiple times..james story about his reflection had me wheezing..Love the channel

  • @somimbotina6638
    @somimbotina6638 Рік тому +4

    Legs!!! 😭🤣 SAVAGE
    And "Genuinely Question"

  • @bethy8332
    @bethy8332 2 роки тому +12

    Where are they selling the goldfish 😂😂😂 Dead!!

  • @jayaitch88
    @jayaitch88 2 роки тому +4

    1:23 the ✨POP✨ of the ‘p’ though 😂

  • @bobbybryant617
    @bobbybryant617 Рік тому +5

    The amount of new slang I've learned watching these two is crazy! #GetMyPassportReady 😂

  • @trueblue2892
    @trueblue2892 Рік тому +5

    “Wha a gwan legs?” 😂🤣💀

  • @aimes4862
    @aimes4862 2 роки тому +11

    When James said about his own reflection in the widow had me lmao 🤣 😂 cause its something that would happen to me

  • @Mozambicanchild2024
    @Mozambicanchild2024 Рік тому +2

    “Wagwan legs” made me throw my spoon away🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @ashleyloves93
    @ashleyloves93 2 роки тому +20

    That was her woman’s intuition with the passport dream. 😂

  • @KhazimlaTwalingca
    @KhazimlaTwalingca Рік тому +2

    "Breath in. Breath out. Its over."💀 And she still reply like an npc by texting, "hmmmm"😂😂😂

  • @EmmaT27
    @EmmaT27 Рік тому +3

    Not me laughing along with them not knowing wtf a bolt is 😆🙈

  • @ChristineLittle-m4l
    @ChristineLittle-m4l 5 місяців тому +2

    Fuhad’s laugh 3 minutes in … breathe in breathe out … I just can’t … cracks me up every time!!

  • @agathor86
    @agathor86 2 роки тому +21

    That last story. I understand why he ran away but I would have been just like... Deer in headlights and said "OK big man jog on" and probably died.

  • @kimte5879
    @kimte5879 Рік тому +9

    Still not over the
    breathe in
    Breathe out
    it's over 💔💔 😭😭😭

  • @SweetHeatGabbyGee
    @SweetHeatGabbyGee Рік тому +7

    Having been in an abusive marriage that apologizing for taking a nap hit different

  • @chriskellyGolf79
    @chriskellyGolf79 Рік тому +2

    You two crack me up. Been following for ages on fb. Glad I’ve found you on the tube. Best of luck for the future boys 👍🏻

  • @24hoursonline1
    @24hoursonline1 2 роки тому +15

    For those who are wondering...Bolt is mobility company like Uber ......

  • @randydube1423
    @randydube1423 Рік тому +5

    That elated "oh fuck" at the end of him laughing/giggling is very relatable.

  • @abm5119
    @abm5119 2 роки тому +58

    That cool runnings joke. Ya'll two probably looked at each other with the same thought going through your heads: Too many witnesses. The guy didn't just make a joke, he created a motive with witnesses so that you can't touch him. Very slick.

    • @sophisticated_naturally5015
      @sophisticated_naturally5015 2 роки тому +2

      What does the joke mean?

    • @tatakosani2531
      @tatakosani2531 2 роки тому +13

      @@sophisticated_naturally5015 basically cool runnings is a movie made by Disney were it was a true story about a Jamaican bobsleigh team competing in the winter Olympics. So when they white guy made the joke he basically saying all blacks look the same 🤣

    • @jessicamompoint1849
      @jessicamompoint1849 Рік тому

      I would touch him through HR/ lawsuit.

  • @DDizzleBig
    @DDizzleBig 2 роки тому +17

    Listen, I may be broke, but half these people ain't even worth my last $2.50

  • @Ella_Baby
    @Ella_Baby Рік тому +8

    I love that you guys speak similar to us Jamaicans. Your laughs are everything to me ☺

  • @lifewithkedz
    @lifewithkedz 4 місяці тому +1

    LEGS killllllled me. At my work desk screaming 😂

  • @shumetesam7407
    @shumetesam7407 Рік тому +10

    Damn!! I thought I had trust issues but the lady with the dream just 😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😆

  • @candyhenderson91
    @candyhenderson91 Рік тому +7

    The girl that was taking food home to her roomate deserved to pay for the bill. That is triffling!

  • @jordanmilton674
    @jordanmilton674 2 роки тому +11

    James' face when Fuhad said 'it's over'!! WHY!!!

  • @wonderbutterfly3
    @wonderbutterfly3 Рік тому +4

    😅😂cool runnings 😅😂 straight to HR is where we run 😂😅

  • @aidencoder
    @aidencoder 2 роки тому +156

    Anyone with financial requirements voiced over emotional requirements is doing the world a favour waving their red flag 🚩🚩

    • @VashtiPerry
      @VashtiPerry 2 роки тому +2

      Fr

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz 2 роки тому +2

      so every female, ever 😂

    • @aidencoder
      @aidencoder 2 роки тому +27

      @@DTreatz who hurt you?

    • @copperredd
      @copperredd Рік тому

      ғeelιngѕ cнange everyday .... and υ can'т eaт тнeм...and тнey don'т pay renт...

    • @mariakhan7986
      @mariakhan7986 Рік тому +3

      @@DTreatz female what? Female human? No that's incorrect.

  • @SuperJay1210
    @SuperJay1210 2 роки тому +22

    20:26 That's no nightmare that's a premonition😳

  • @Queen_of_Kingz
    @Queen_of_Kingz 2 роки тому +54

    The way I look forward to these is unreal! Not only are they fuckin HIIIILARIIIIOUUUUS....but they say a lot of things most men are to afraid to admit! Speaking the truth & making it funny! W's in the chat!🥰☺😂

  • @markovwms
    @markovwms Рік тому +2

    3:05 he was LIVID for a split second 😂😂😂

  • @yolandawilson6619
    @yolandawilson6619 2 роки тому +15

    On the coworker thing, they'll think we all know each other or are related.

  • @DAUGHTERofWata
    @DAUGHTERofWata 11 місяців тому +2

    I so glad this podcast found me yall are hilarious and the accents make that much funnier

  • @yoyomabach4518
    @yoyomabach4518 Рік тому +33

    Firstly if you have $300 do not take a girl to Ruth’s Chris. I went there once and aside from their crab cake, I could’ve made everything else much better myself 😂
    Update: I’ve been practicing in the kitchen and my crab cakes/seafood medley cakes (crab, shrimp and lobster) surpass that quality as well. I’m gonna save my daggon money

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp Рік тому +1

      Facts! A steak, baked potato and salad is easily $150-$200 a plate 😂 he was buggin.

    • @chrisd9488
      @chrisd9488 Рік тому +2

      Literallly NOTHING at Ruths Chris is worth the money. As a chef I can promise you that a hot pan, butter and salt and pepper would give you the same or better results if you just leave the steaks out on a plate in the fridge for three days. Cold age it then season lightly and base in better until it's where you want it to be.

  • @giveli101
    @giveli101 Рік тому

    he said she's skipping into the yard, I'm putting the door chain. i almost died laughing!!!!!!

  • @rchen3
    @rchen3 Рік тому +8

    I can’t have a man sign Twista’s part to me word for word. I would scream in the office. Everyone would be popping up like meerkats.

  • @larhondah.2793
    @larhondah.2793 4 місяці тому +1

    15:13-15:20 you don’t want to hold our kids….i felt that

  • @queend9759
    @queend9759 Рік тому +9

    Thank lady who couldn't go on the holiday, imagine if she told the guy about her fears and resignations and his response was "aaah maaan, you spoiled the surprise" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @lataviaevans6302
    @lataviaevans6302 Рік тому +3

    The tears in my eyes and I’m only 4mins and 20 seconds in “he did what” 😂😂😂

  • @LibertyJonesMusic
    @LibertyJonesMusic Рік тому +2

    Y’all got to admit “legs” is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ninjascyther5071
    @ninjascyther5071 Місяць тому

    When Fuhad said it's over after the breathe in and breathe out. James's heart skipped a beat. My man was heartbroken! 😂😂😂

  • @ruifernandes3982
    @ruifernandes3982 2 роки тому +55

    I have to get Patreon. I NEED those thursday episodes. They look juicy 😩

  • @selahjackson5407
    @selahjackson5407 Рік тому +1

    LMFAOOOOOOO MANS SAID "its haram thats all i know" I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣