Every Stop-Motion Christmas Movie Reviewed in 10 Words or Less!

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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  6 років тому +1468

    Merry Christmas!
    If you like these short reviews, you might enjoy the FULL, LONG REVIEWS over on my Patreon! Normally these are Patron-exclusive, but this one is free because it's Christmas! Full Reviews Here! - www.patreon.com/posts/23547094

    • @Vic6430
      @Vic6430 6 років тому +5

      Ok

    • @dirtydan4897
      @dirtydan4897 6 років тому +5

      JelloApocalypse um why is the Pokémon vid privated

    • @Eiamii
      @Eiamii 6 років тому +1

      Merry Christmas Jello!

    • @chompbox2756
      @chompbox2756 6 років тому +6

      Why didn’t you watch Santa gets his prostate checked

    • @kadabraguy9846
      @kadabraguy9846 6 років тому +5

      @@dirtydan4897 it got slammed with copyright strikes since the music was from the Pokémon movies

  • @larryinc64
    @larryinc64 6 років тому +5489

    I can't believe you did not review the holiday classic "Premature Claus" Where Santa has a faulty calendar that's missing a month, so he accidentally gives out gifts a month early, and then when he realizes his mistake he has to go around and steal back all the presents after they all have been opened, all while being hunted by the Thanksgiving Turkey for overlapping and overshadowing Thanksgiving, and a retail corporation president for ruining the sales on Black Friday.

    • @magicalmelancholy970
      @magicalmelancholy970 6 років тому +430

      This needs to be pitched to somebody, I don't care how hard I have to look to find it afterwards.

    • @lyl3069
      @lyl3069 6 років тому +108

      I want to see that

    • @lyl3069
      @lyl3069 6 років тому +45

      Literally

    • @larryinc64
      @larryinc64 6 років тому +156

      After posting this, I'm honestly considering writing this into a comic or something for next year, it seems like a fun idea.

    • @SparkleChord
      @SparkleChord 6 років тому +46

      Please make this a real film.

  • @fey2450
    @fey2450 6 років тому +2268

    I'm disappointed you didn't watch the cult classic Santa Claus Is Fired, the movie where Santa falls asleep on Christmas Eve so Jesus fires him from his position, so he goes job hunting. The montage where Santa wanders in the streets before he starts crying is honestly one of the best I've watched. Honestly it's the peak of Laika's storytelling.

    • @liopleurodon2000
      @liopleurodon2000 6 років тому +31

      Wait. That's an actual thing?

    • @magicalmelancholy970
      @magicalmelancholy970 6 років тому +49

      It was hilarious, then you mentioned Laika, and I want to see it now.

    • @DezhdaBear
      @DezhdaBear 6 років тому +9

      Something I'd see in a dream probably

    • @adamp2572
      @adamp2572 5 років тому +32

      Why didn't you watch Santa Makes a Porno
      It's the one where he gets sent to the Island of Misfits for fornicating with his Reindeer. His elf production team got sent there too. It turns into a great rom-com with an action adventure twist. Long story short it ends a bit like a... I don't know Godzilla vs Mothra film. Santa re marries, taking the Yeti as his third bride. Wait what?! Third bride? Can you say sequel?! They marry and storm the North Pole with an army of Misfits leading the charge. The former Mrs. Claus rides on the back of the molested reindeer, a bit like a Daenerys Targaryen, to partake in an epic battle for the kingdom. It's worth a watch. Solid 8/10

    • @Your_LocalWizard
      @Your_LocalWizard 5 років тому +3

      i want to see this legit

  • @nathanfitzgerald2596
    @nathanfitzgerald2596 5 років тому +719

    A real movie, made by humans!
    The best description ever.

  • @micahjohnson817
    @micahjohnson817 6 років тому +1977

    Why didn't you review Reindeer that got ran over by Grandma, where Grandma runs over a reindeer and spends the whole movie trying to hide the evidence

    • @embercraftz409
      @embercraftz409 6 років тому +28

      Lol! But which one?

    • @shanemiller1182
      @shanemiller1182 6 років тому +71

      Micah Johnson I love the part where the cousin is trying to get her grandpa to sing, but instead he just signs some papers for the grandma’s court case

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 6 років тому +37

      Santa’s gonna Sue the skirt off of grandma, That’s what Santas gonna do

    • @nateypac11
      @nateypac11 4 роки тому +4

      What the actual HECK is that song.
      There is an actual movie right?

    • @BluStreak
      @BluStreak 4 роки тому +3

      Nateypac 11 there is and it sucks

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 5 років тому +610

    "Rudolph 5: Rudolph gets checked for deer ticks" sounds like an awesome movie and I want to watch it immediately

  • @BL4D3M45TR
    @BL4D3M45TR 5 років тому +1369

    Why did u forget Rudolf 7, Rudolf files for divorce?

    • @MIersetting335
      @MIersetting335 4 роки тому +32

      How dare you make me want to watch that

    • @spectralartcos5858
      @spectralartcos5858 4 роки тому +6

      that's depressing

    • @neonishere123
      @neonishere123 4 роки тому +16

      Rudolph 8 Rudoplh discusses custody

    • @irishdlt8066
      @irishdlt8066 4 роки тому +16

      Rudolph 9: Rudolph overdoses on Xanax

    • @neonishere123
      @neonishere123 4 роки тому +13

      @@irishdlt8066 Rudolph 10: Rudolph goes on Tindeer

  • @acblook
    @acblook 6 років тому +721

    You forgot Frosty the Snowman 4: Frosty Harder, in which the kids accidentally drop the magic hat into the ocean and it becomes sentient. It really shined a light on how the Snowman Cinematic Universe functions, and helped to set up future installments such as Frosty V and Moana.

    • @joshuapurdy7065
      @joshuapurdy7065 6 років тому +9

      Agent Clyde (frosty harder)

    • @freezingiris3568
      @freezingiris3568 6 років тому

      Fitting considering your profile pic

    • @dizzy.melodies
      @dizzy.melodies 6 років тому +8

      In b4 MatPat makes a theory on why this is how the ocean is sentient in Moana

    • @acblook
      @acblook 6 років тому +1

      @@dizzy.melodies im gonna steal this real quick if thats ok

    • @themariokid2310
      @themariokid2310 6 років тому +1

      Damn it this is way better then my fake-I mean totally real movie

  • @Trilltendo64
    @Trilltendo64 5 років тому +1185

    I can’t believe you didn’t watch “I’m Almost a Year Too Late: The Halloween Special” it’s about a ghost that commented on a UA-cam video that came out almost a year ago and then hijinks ensues.

    • @Naturally-Bright
      @Naturally-Bright 5 років тому +16

      That is such a good one! Although I didn't watch that one until a year later after it was released

    • @Marg_Sabl
      @Marg_Sabl 5 років тому +3

      A classic through in through

    • @mystmicro2551
      @mystmicro2551 4 роки тому

      maybe i am a GHOST

    • @andywap3
      @andywap3 4 роки тому

      Time for the hijinx to ensure.

    • @laggyexplosions7560
      @laggyexplosions7560 4 роки тому +3

      I've heard the sequel is mediocre at best, The comment on a comment a year later. It just sucks so much, such a cash grab.

  • @Phantomsbreath
    @Phantomsbreath 4 роки тому +95

    I was always a fan of "Christmas: A Christmas Christmas." It's a christmas film about the making of a christmas film, where none of the actors in the film celebrate christmas, or even know what it is, but they've been told to "Make a christmas movie".

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 6 років тому +313

    Why didn't you watch "Vixen's Sexual Awakening", a heartwarming drama about Vixen coming to terms with not being like all of the other reindeer and accepting her bisexuality?

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 6 років тому +13

      GdoubleWB
      I smell the furry lewds already.

    • @GdoubleWB
      @GdoubleWB 6 років тому +10

      @@HeilRay Not where I was taking it, but hey, whatever turns your crank, dude.

    • @PengyDraws
      @PengyDraws 6 років тому +3

      This movie reeks of degeneracy

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 6 років тому +7

      @@PengyDraws what better to celebrate during christmas than our own degeneracy?

    • @friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004
      @friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004 6 років тому +1

      How do people come up with this shit

  • @deanfalkyn
    @deanfalkyn 6 років тому +451

    Here's one for ya, Son of Rudolph.
    In this sequel, Rudolph has a son with Clarice, his name is Dodger. Dodger was also born with a glowing nose, but this time, it's blue. Very late in the special, when Dodger gets older, his grandfather, Donner dies after getting a sickness, making Clarice his replacement. And then, Dodger was added to the front of Santa's Sleigh, right next to his father, Rudolph. It ends in an emotional scene, where Rudolph and Dodger are seeing the gravestone of Donner. The two reindeer each drop a rose onto the grave, one red and one blue.

    • @dagnytheartist
      @dagnytheartist 5 років тому +23

      that sounds depressing

    • @deanfalkyn
      @deanfalkyn 5 років тому +24

      Remember the Rudolph & Frosty Christmas in July special? The entire Frosty family (Frosty, His Wife, & his kids) all melt. An entire family DIES

    • @ILikeYourMoxxie
      @ILikeYourMoxxie 5 років тому +2

      Doesn't sound too bad.

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 років тому +18

      This actually sounds like a possible movie… I'm not even kidding!

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 5 років тому +2

      Red Falcon I would actually watch that

  • @avpfreak
    @avpfreak 5 років тому +512

    Hey
    Hey Jello
    You still got time
    Every Christmas Carol
    10 words or less
    We'll be waiting

    • @masonpomeroy8764
      @masonpomeroy8764 5 років тому +2

      avpfreak if tradition follows we need to wait for Christmas Day/eve for it

    • @slazarmcflazar4372
      @slazarmcflazar4372 5 років тому

      Yesn't

    • @tastybritches6644
      @tastybritches6644 4 роки тому +1

      Dickens had REAL abandonment issues.

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 4 роки тому

      @Cordelia Maynard Maybe he's a vampire...

  • @AllomBryeLP
    @AllomBryeLP 6 років тому +194

    disappointed you ignored "the murder of saint nick", my favorite crime drama about santa claus' death, and the ensuing investigation into what appears to be a murder.
    if you've never seen it, there's a subplot in it where the elves hold santa auditions, and eventually settle on a lady who is heavily implied to be a stoner, and she actually does a pretty solid job come christmas. however, it turns out santa was never dead, and when he comes back to reclaim his position, the elves just refuse him outright, saying that the new santa has outshone him in every way.
    a post-credits scene implies that santa killed his replacement in a fit of rage, but this usually gets cut from tv broadcasts
    always looked forward to watching it on nick jr as a young bab

    • @lonegalaxy9158
      @lonegalaxy9158 6 років тому +2

      Fuckin hell mate this sounds like something the Lost Media wiki would spend decades looking for, love it 👌

    • @katiekitsinger9788
      @katiekitsinger9788 6 років тому +3

      I actually really wish I could watch this

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +344

    "NOBODY IS TOO BLIND FOR JESUS"
    Merry Christmas to everyone out there

    • @MegaChickenfish
      @MegaChickenfish 6 років тому +1

      Except the blind people, who can't read this comment.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 років тому +2

      @@MegaChickenfish Jesus in storys can fix blindness some how so I guess they can.

  • @geekhotel1785
    @geekhotel1785 5 років тому +346

    Jello, why the heck didn't you watch "The Year Without a Santa Claus 2: Global Warming"? it's about the Heat Miser gaining power because of global warming and trying to tackle Snow Miser, which causes the North Pole to melt, so Santa and Snow Miser team up to stop global warming by showing the whole world the Christmas Spirit!

    • @dystopyxrose
      @dystopyxrose 4 роки тому +15

      Geek Hotel *why isn’t that a real movie*

    • @CherryBomb_Games
      @CherryBomb_Games 4 роки тому +15

      That.... actually sounds like a decent movie.

    • @silenteye9547
      @silenteye9547 4 роки тому +7

      I will accept this outcome, only if they remix the miser brother song, only then

    • @R0-83-RT
      @R0-83-RT 3 роки тому +2

      Why is this something I would actually watch.

    • @notdevito
      @notdevito 3 роки тому +2

      I would watch this if it was real

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 років тому +950

    Why didn't you watch and review "The North Bar" jesus comes back to life and meets tupac,but all the bars are closed down for Christmas. Jesus remembers this one bar that's always open on his birthday special just for him,so him and tupac travels to "The North Bar."

    • @MoleMatis
      @MoleMatis 6 років тому +38

      oh fuck you, I googled it, hoping it was real, but it wasn't. I am severely disappointed and my day is ruined

    • @MoleMatis
      @MoleMatis 6 років тому +18

      I should've watched the video before reading the comments, then at least I would've been prepared for a heartbreak.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 років тому +6

      @@MoleMatis Go pitch it to the movies

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 років тому +14

      @@MoleMatis Am laughing super fucking hard right now thinking about you going into google to search "The North Bar" with a fucking beer in hand and being very disappointed for Christmas when you didn't find it! Holy shit!😂
      Am dying.

    • @MoleMatis
      @MoleMatis 6 років тому +5

      @@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 no, mate, only the highest of caliber moviemakers deserve to tackle such a masterpiece

  • @lauranight4572
    @lauranight4572 6 років тому +274

    I started reading the comments before the video started, and I thought all these complaints about movies you should have watched were about actual films... And yes I tried looking one up so I could watch it with my family

    • @D4N4Y4
      @D4N4Y4 6 років тому +2

      I literally did the same until I heard 1:38 lmao

    • @littlewitchParker3
      @littlewitchParker3 6 років тому +14

      Dude if you wanna try watching a real family Christmas movie I suggest you watch Home Alone 7: Lost In Whovile. It's a movie where somehow Kevin gets transported to Whovile on Christmas Eve and when he finds out the Grinch is trying to steal Christmas he Bobby traps the hole town. It mixes live action with animation and has slapstick comedy at its best and I think it's the best Home Alone movie out of all 6 of them. Spoiler alert: The Grinch thinks Kevin is his long lost twin brother in a funny looking who costume & Kevin thinks the Grinch is nicer than all of his family so he decides to become the Grinches son. Also we find out that Max is gay because he proposes to Kevin. Some great actors in the movie are Jack Black ( he plays the Grinch), Alan Tudyk ( he plays Max but most of his lines are just barks ) , and Benedict Cumberbatch plays Kevin. It didn't even get a one star rating ( it had a negative 12 star rating ) but I think the reviews are to mean because I thought it deserved a 4 star rating. Maybethey thought it was bad just bcause of one scene it had: Mayor Augustus Maywho having sex with a carrot.

    • @D4N4Y4
      @D4N4Y4 6 років тому +1

      @@littlewitchParker3 lmfao

  • @nugujeans
    @nugujeans 5 років тому +518

    Someone forgot to watch Bee Movie:Ski Trip
    The bee and the lady go skiing and sue the resort just because. And then they dance to jazz music

    • @whofarted.45
      @whofarted.45 5 років тому +22

      YA LIKE JAZZ

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 5 років тому +9

      They sue it for having honeycomb wallpaper

    • @CherryBomb_Games
      @CherryBomb_Games 4 роки тому +2

      That sounds oddly enticing... if for no other reason than to see how you'd fill a full, animated movie runtime with that.

  • @Maya-xf7dh
    @Maya-xf7dh 6 років тому +84

    I once saw the “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July” and I thought they were animating an eleven-year-old’s fan fictions and broadcasted it on television as a sick joke.

    • @BimbelyGimbly
      @BimbelyGimbly 5 років тому +1

      Sure feels like it

    • @grey620
      @grey620 5 років тому

      Sounds like old Disney movies

  • @soup7924
    @soup7924 6 років тому +274

    Um Jello, why didn't you watch the classic family festive special "Rudolph gets his tapeworm removed for 1 hour and 56 minutes", where Rudolph spends 1 hour and 56 minutes in the veterinary clinic getting his tapeworm removed, only to find out that it was actually several friendly parasites disguised as one whole tapeworm. That movie is an absolute must for Christmas.

    • @molly.bagel6
      @molly.bagel6 6 років тому +14

      Don’t forget the blues song that the 5 parasites sing, “Feces spreads diseces”!

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 6 років тому +2

      @@molly.bagel6 oh my god

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 6 років тому +2

      I'm not sure what to think of this

    • @foxtoons1999
      @foxtoons1999 6 років тому +3

      How about the sequel, "Rudolph's Colonoscopy"? Rudolph gets a colonoscopy for an hour straight, and they go through every. Single. Excruciating. Detail. Such excitement, drama and tension!

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 6 років тому +1

      @@foxtoons1999 how bout "rudolph gets a sex change" no one seems to remember that classic film

  • @GabrielTheMagolorMain
    @GabrielTheMagolorMain 4 роки тому +82

    “Frosty The Snowman Stands In A Corner For 90 Minutes”
    Plot: Frosty The Snowman does nothing for 1 1/2 hours.

    • @tiffany-up2ii
      @tiffany-up2ii 3 роки тому +4

      The nostalgia is rushing back

    • @pistincup352
      @pistincup352 3 роки тому +1

      I think it’s better to watch paint dry then this 90 minutes waste of my life (if it was real)

    • @TheRandomWolf
      @TheRandomWolf Рік тому +1

      Why does that sound creepy.. just frosty with his back turned in a corner doing nothing for 90 minutes

    • @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751
      @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751 6 місяців тому

      And he does so while slowly melting.

  • @gabbzimoongem3067
    @gabbzimoongem3067 6 років тому +462

    Why didn't you review the classic "elf bowling" where Santa is an ex pirate and used elfs as bowling pins to pass the time and bet with his half brother on if Christmas will happen this year or not. I mean it's based off the notorious and well loved video game of the same name.
    Yes this is a real film.

    • @artimissbarker1690
      @artimissbarker1690 6 років тому +29

      who pooped in the peanut barrel?

    • @widowsquill
      @widowsquill 6 років тому +29

      I thought you were lying about the game being turn into a film and I regret looking it up.

    • @randomboy3m98
      @randomboy3m98 5 років тому +6

      @@artimissbarker1690 I'm sorry. I was sleep walking.

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 років тому +9

      oh god I remember playing the fuck out of elf bowling

    • @adamp2572
      @adamp2572 5 років тому +8

      Why didn't you watch Santa Makes a Porno
      It's the one where he gets sent to the Island of Misfits for fornicating with his Reindeer. His elf production team got sent there too. It turns into a great rom-com with an action adventure twist. Long story short it ends a bit like a... I don't know Godzilla vs Mothra film. Santa re marries, taking the Yeti as his third bride. Wait what?! Third bride? Can you say sequel?! They marry and storm the North Pole with an army of Misfits leading the charge. The former Mrs. Claus rides on the back of the molested reindeer, a bit like a Daenerys Targaryen, to partake in an epic battle for the kingdom. It's worth a watch. Solid 8/10

  • @beachballssideaccount
    @beachballssideaccount 6 років тому +154

    I can't believe you missed out Elf Practice: The Movie. It's been years since I first saw it and I don't remember much of it, but the intense drama between Hermey and the Head Elf just really got to me and really spoke volumes about how deep or even unhealthy a father-son relationship can become between just simply a boss and his employee. I highly reccommend it, but it does get heavy, especially for the faint of heart.

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 6 років тому +4

      What about Elf Practice 2: The Squeakquel

    • @beachballssideaccount
      @beachballssideaccount 6 років тому +7

      Eh, I don't feel it had the heart and drama of the original, but it's still a classic nonetheless.

    • @thetactician2787
      @thetactician2787 6 років тому +5

      “WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE!”

    • @sinenomine8101
      @sinenomine8101 6 років тому +2

      Wait, is this a real film?

    • @toolb0x553
      @toolb0x553 6 років тому +2

      Well how about Elf Bowling: The Movie? That was a true classic.

  • @colerichman6720
    @colerichman6720 5 років тому +348

    The nightmare before Christmas is one of my favorite movies

  • @Pimpeaux
    @Pimpeaux 6 років тому +101

    Jello, why didn't you talk about _Rudolph Goes to the World of Gensokyo?_ It's such a gripping tale recounting Rudolph's hardships with dodging enough bullets to deliver all of Santa's gifts to the women of Touhou. The casting is brilliant with Burl Ives playing an incredible role as Chirno, and the soundrack has some of my all-time favourite Christmas music, such as _Vessel of Christmas Stars ~ Casket of Cheer,_ and _UN Owen was Jolly._ It even has my favourite Stan Lee cameo ever! It's a film I watch every year with my 90 year old grandparents.

    • @Petrico94
      @Petrico94 6 років тому +6

      Best music in any Christmas special

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 6 років тому +3

      And Suika is there too! But she gets fuckin wasted halfway through the movie on spiked eggnog and cider.

    • @pohatunuva3771
      @pohatunuva3771 6 років тому

      Holy crap how haven't I seen this yet. Is it the one with a holiday cover of Plain Asia where Keine helps deliver gifts in her were-hakutaku form?

    • @Pimpeaux
      @Pimpeaux 6 років тому +3

      No, dude. You're thinking of _Frosty the Snowman Goes to the World of Gensokyo._ It's a common misconception.

  • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
    @doraeguyakaneddie6586 6 років тому +501

    Where’s Rodolph goes to Vietnam?
    I liked the part where Rodolph has to team up with the Avengers to defeat Anime.

    • @gloxxic
      @gloxxic 6 років тому +9

      why did i thought the "rudolph" on this comment was "rudolf" as in "rudolf hitler"

    • @mimiyknight5251
      @mimiyknight5251 5 років тому +1

      Can we not Destroy Kirby right back at ya I love it so much

    • @alexsmomerica
      @alexsmomerica 5 років тому +2

      Heh *holding nose voice* Aaaactuallly, that one doesn’t exist becuz anime would yeet all those who oppose it into the sun. I mean, there are so many OP protagonists and antagonists

    • @sonofjafarreturns
      @sonofjafarreturns 5 років тому

      That actually sounds really cool

    • @shrimpman4609
      @shrimpman4609 5 років тому

      Same

  • @CherrySoduim
    @CherrySoduim 5 років тому +192

    I Am Absolutely flabbergasted that you didn’t review “grandma runs over a reindeer: the revenge” that’s a classic.
    You fool.

    • @thedolphinwithdrip7514
      @thedolphinwithdrip7514 3 роки тому

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @pistincup352
      @pistincup352 3 роки тому

      I wonder what’s the plot

    • @anathesanepanda113
      @anathesanepanda113 2 роки тому +1

      @@pistincup352 grandma nearly gets ran over by the raindeer again and she goes fucking nuts and the next 1 and a half hours is just her trying to fucking kill the reindeer for revenge
      Though the end where she falls into the divide of the miser brothers was a lil out of left field it’s a decent film

  • @elianakreider1884
    @elianakreider1884 6 років тому +208

    How dare you not review Watership Christmas, where Santa’s sleigh goes down in the ocean trying to deliver presents to the kids in Hawaii and he must convert the sleigh to a ship before he drowns and Christmas is lost but a dolphin elf saves the day through the power of Christmas spirit

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 6 років тому +12

      I thought Watership Christmas was about the origin of how Santa's Reindeer got to the North Pole and along the way, many of them died horrible deaths.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 6 років тому +3

      No Watership Christmas is a claymation styled Watership Down Christmas Special XD

    • @thewhitelion0711
      @thewhitelion0711 6 років тому

      Man I remember watching this cristmas classic as a child and I loved it

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 4 роки тому +136

    You should have reviewed my favorite Christmas movie, The Hogfather, where a Hitman is trying to assassinate an off-brand Santa Claus on behalf of some deliberately boring cosmic horrors (cosmic borers?) in order to remove Humanity's... well, humanity. So while a demi-cosmic nanny is trying to save not-Santa, not-Santa's role is being filled by her friendly maternal grandfather, *DEATH.*
    This one actually does exist.

    • @casperwashere
      @casperwashere 4 роки тому +8

      Wait really?

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 4 роки тому +14

      @@casperwashere Yes. It's based on the novel of the same name by the late, great Terry Pratchett. It's one of the best books in the guy's massive Discworld series, which is made up of almost exclusively great books.

    • @catslegacy11
      @catslegacy11 4 роки тому +5

      @@lnsflare1 nice checks! :P

    • @taakofromtv150
      @taakofromtv150 3 роки тому +6

      And then the Demi-cosmic grandma/nanny gets run over by a reindeer

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 років тому +314

    Why didn't you watch "Jesus Birthday Gift" where God ask Jesus what he wants for his birthday and he awnsers the joy of humanity. So God knowing he can't show his true form so he dresses up as "Santa" but he doesn't want to give the sinners gift so he gives them coal to remind them he is watching.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 років тому +24

      Am not religious, but i found this a funnier and better way to explain why Christmas is a sort of religious holiday.

    • @iammegan6626
      @iammegan6626 6 років тому +10

      I'm pretty sure that's the actual plot of christmas, ecxept replace hod with St. Nicholas

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 6 років тому +8

      i'd actually watch that. seems interesting, even if it ends up not being good. at least someone was trying.

    • @bumblerinteractive1554
      @bumblerinteractive1554 6 років тому +5

      IM WATCHING WASOSKI,
      ALWAYS WATCHING

  • @Mystic-Aidan
    @Mystic-Aidan 6 років тому +103

    Dude! You missed “Frosty f*cking dies”, where he just flat out dies at the end because those idiot made him in the summer using fake snow in Busch Gardens. I would give it maybe a -3 or -4, just because the soundtrack is kinda okay and the look on the kids’ faces is hilarious as they watch frosty die. I watch it every year for the memes, and it still holds up in an ironic way.

  • @estyqthelivintoon7058
    @estyqthelivintoon7058 5 років тому +809

    Everyone should watch Nightmare before Christmas. Its cute and soundtrack is amazing
    Just sayin

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 років тому +16

      I AGREE! ITS FANTABULOUS!!!!

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 років тому +15

      THE CHARACTERS ARE SO LOVABLE!!!

    • @yummycoke3237
      @yummycoke3237 5 років тому +16

      yah, i love that movie 10/10 without a doubt
      halloween is in 2 months so luckily its gonna be on tv again!

    • @ArbiterofTruth
      @ArbiterofTruth 5 років тому +3

      When was it Rankin bass? I know it's not a Disney… Damn you Disney

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 років тому +1

      Nightmare before Christmas has always been a bit mean-spirited for me-and the only good character in it is Lucy, but they made her stupidly in love with Jack, even though he specifically ignores her advice 🙄

  • @KathleenKintz
    @KathleenKintz 6 років тому +157

    Dracula but it’s Christmas flavored.
    Creature from the Black Lagoon but it’s Christmas flavored.
    The Mummy but it’s Christmas flavored.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 6 років тому +9

      I could see the Dracula one working. Instead of blood he drinks Christmas spirit out of people to make himself jolly while everyone in his village is miserable and the only one who can stop him is Santa Helsing Belmont Claus.

    • @Alex-ie8cw
      @Alex-ie8cw 6 років тому +1

      Write a book. Please!

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 6 років тому +4

      No lie, Rankin Bass did a Halloween special where all the classic Universal horror monsters plot to conquer the world on All Hallows Eve. Lindsay Ellis talked about it on her Loose Canon video on Dracula. I honestly can't blame Jello for not reviewing it, because it's probably excruciatingly hard to find.

    • @hickorydickoryproductions4165
      @hickorydickoryproductions4165 6 років тому +2

      Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde but it's Christmas flavored.

    • @benroddison
      @benroddison 6 років тому +1

      Christmas but it's Christmas flavored.

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 6 років тому +171

    Why didn't Rudolph becomes a UA-camr didn't make it on the list?

    • @andrewkim9848
      @andrewkim9848 6 років тому +12

      Because it got outperformed into obscurity by “Rudolph gets a copyright strike”

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 6 років тому +1

      @@andrewkim9848 good point

    • @Smashlander
      @Smashlander 6 років тому +2

      Personally I prefer “Rudolph Commits Tax Fraud”

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 6 років тому +2

      What about "Rudolph doesn't eat for 2 weeks because his last 5 videos were demonized" and the sequel to that "Rudolph gets a real job"

  • @Eggbenders
    @Eggbenders 5 років тому +133

    Why didn’t you watch
    “The elf of snow”
    About a elf who turns to snow

    • @gamersgamestorm8291
      @gamersgamestorm8291 4 роки тому +2

      Actually if it’s a bad idea. Racing against the clock in order to stop the curse. All though it seems a bit similar, like some specific Disney movie that is TOTALLY NOT a cover up for Internet searches of Walt Disney’s Head. I don’t believe that coverup theory but, DO YOU WANNA BUILD A LIVING CORPSE.

    • @thenerdasaurus3717
      @thenerdasaurus3717 4 роки тому

      S N O W E L F

  • @thelancerfromtimeline1009
    @thelancerfromtimeline1009 6 років тому +95

    Why didn't you watch avengers Christmas special where the avengers have to stop thanos Claus from putting the infinity ornaments on the infinity tree and earasing half the Christmas cheer

    • @anthonyaguirre7143
      @anthonyaguirre7143 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @AvengedQrow
      @AvengedQrow 6 років тому +10

      Fun fact: there is a Marvel comics Christmas Special where Santa gets the Infinity Gauntlet and beats up the Avengers and the X-Men

    • @thelancerfromtimeline1009
      @thelancerfromtimeline1009 6 років тому +2

      Brady Schaefer I hope they make a movie based of of that comic

    • @wyattpeek429
      @wyattpeek429 6 років тому

      This sounds like a Christmas what if story

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 6 років тому +393

    Why didn't you review "Every Stop-Motion Christmas Movie Reviewed in 10 Words or Less!". That short film was one of my favourites.

    • @Sloth_htolS
      @Sloth_htolS 5 років тому +1

      It wasn’t in stop motion obviously

  • @bungofungus
    @bungofungus 5 років тому +61

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer: the last stand
    Just attack on titan with Christmas characters, also a deviant art collab

  • @tatters8236
    @tatters8236 6 років тому +113

    How dare you not include The Island of Misfit Toys 7, the Grand Exodus?
    You know, the movie where all the missfit toys left over from the last 6 movies are forced off of the island and travel the world on a slowly melting iceburg trying not to be killed by various monsters.

    • @Rebecca-lk7rz
      @Rebecca-lk7rz 6 років тому +12

      Why does this sound so plausible

  • @SushiStriker
    @SushiStriker 6 років тому +109

    Why isn't Rudolph Gets Arrested for Tax Fraud on here?

    • @mr.boombox5021
      @mr.boombox5021 6 років тому +16

      Nintendo took it down for copyright infringement.

    • @raininess
      @raininess 6 років тому +7

      Isn't that the one where the Santa puppet went missing in the middle of filming, so they just painted a log and thought nobody would notice?

    • @mehmeh2255
      @mehmeh2255 6 років тому +1

      I would watch that movie just to see Rudolph get arrested for tax fraud honestly

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 6 років тому +1

      Or Frosty Gets His License Renewed at the DMV?

  • @hankboog462
    @hankboog462 5 років тому +105

    I can't believe you didn't review "The Inadequacy of Claus," a 2 hour long spy thriller in which Mrs Claus gets kidnapped after an argument with Santa about how they can't satisfy each other sexually, and after defeating the villain, in the end Santa decides to let Mrs Claus rot while and sets out to find someone better for him. Too bad the sequel was cancelled.

  • @pseudonym1337
    @pseudonym1337 6 років тому +157

    You didn't watch the Santarillion? In which Santa Claus is forged out of starlight by the 7 elf lords with the power of god of winter in order to visit the lost 8th elf kingdom and redeem them- you see each tribe of elves was given a purpose by the Lord Crystalzee which all of them executed except for the 8th tribe. But Santa Claus gives the 8th tribe a new purpose of bringing light and joy for the world, which prevents the sun from setting forever on the solstice (a plot which only starts midway through the special). The special has a run time of 4 hours and 57 minutes.

    • @fredericchristie3472
      @fredericchristie3472 5 років тому +11

      The Tribe of Morgoth-Grinch makes me not want to watch that special again. Ugh.

    • @boomerpatrol2838
      @boomerpatrol2838 5 років тому

      could add three extra minutes of the writers writing this movie

    • @kaitlynang
      @kaitlynang 5 років тому

      Who thought putting Santa in a very vague Lord of the Rings prequel was a good idea? 😂

    • @yaboichase147
      @yaboichase147 5 років тому

      Let me guess one of the elf tribes is the Keebler elves

  • @commanderv23
    @commanderv23 6 років тому +140

    Why didn’t you watch Frosty 7? In my opinion, it’s the best movie in the CCU (Christmas Cinematic Universe). It has the best characters, and the twist where Frosty Jr. is actually evil, oh, that’s golden. And the fact that they give Frosty a gun, and he kills all those Nazis, that was amazing. Frosty’s like an unstoppable war machine. Thanks for not watching 6, though... that was some hot garbage. They went waaaay too into the business jokes... Frosty was BY FAR the least likeable in that movie.

    • @Smashlander
      @Smashlander 6 років тому +2

      Don’t forget to watch Frosty and the Big Chungus

    • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
      @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 6 років тому +2

      SPOILER ALERT!!! I just finished Frosty 5!

    • @mr_willybilly
      @mr_willybilly 6 років тому

      Frosty 15 is the latest one and...
      I don’t wanna talk about it.

    • @biscuityt4550
      @biscuityt4550 6 років тому

      I like frosty 15 more

  • @kewloquiet2653
    @kewloquiet2653 4 роки тому +25

    “A real movie made by humans.”
    There’s always a line in each of these videos that is just classic.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +140

    You know of you think of it ,Rankin Bass pretty much created the momster cinematic universe before universal ever could

    • @HazelNutteToffee
      @HazelNutteToffee 6 років тому +5

      yknow...except maybe "frankenstein meets the wolfman" yknow...frankensteins monster meets the wolfman with a cameo by dracula...because universal owned all those monsters movie rights

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +1

      @@HazelNutteToffee i meant the new one

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 6 років тому +4

      the Rankin Bass Christmas Cinematic Universe. In the next film Santa and Frosty team up to battle Heat Miser and Snow Miser who are reall being manipualted by the ultimate villain Burgermeister

    • @chrisowens4550
      @chrisowens4550 6 років тому +1

      Wait a minute, didn't Rankin and Bass do a monster universe crossover?

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 6 років тому

      Except the first Universal monster cinematic universe was in the 40s.

  • @scottlarson6689
    @scottlarson6689 6 років тому +62

    Actally is was proven by the creators of The nightmare before Christmas it is indeed a Halloween movie

    • @razlol6362
      @razlol6362 5 років тому +8

      yeah, true, but it still features christmas in about half of the movie.
      also, it's spelled "actually". i'm a stickler for spelling.

    • @ashburch4779
      @ashburch4779 5 років тому

      It's

  • @jameslawrence617
    @jameslawrence617 4 роки тому +47

    Jello: gives The Nightmare Before Christmas a 7/10
    Everyone: so you have chosen... death

    • @cloverandanais
      @cloverandanais 3 роки тому +12

      Remember, a 7 means "It's good! I liked it, and I might watch it again, though it'll be a while."
      Which fits a holiday movie like that.

    • @philiphunt-bull5817
      @philiphunt-bull5817 2 роки тому

      I hate it.

    • @shadowmana
      @shadowmana Рік тому

      ⁠@@philiphunt-bull5817now ya see this guy deserves our pitchforks and torches over the jello man

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +462

    Merry Christmas and a Joyous New Year!

  • @mata218
    @mata218 6 років тому +124

    I will fite anyone that says nightmare before Christmas isn't the best christmas/Halloween movie ever.

    • @megasimp1024
      @megasimp1024 6 років тому +16

      *The Polar Express has entered the server*

    • @fluffyplayery3017
      @fluffyplayery3017 6 років тому +8

      @@megasimp1024 That one sucked

    • @SussySupcon
      @SussySupcon 6 років тому +1

      I don't think there are that many Christmas and Halloween movies

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 6 років тому +2

      You have my Axe

    • @Rialster
      @Rialster 6 років тому

      @@SussySupcon I think he meant Christmas OR Halloween movie

  • @uncannyeeveestar
    @uncannyeeveestar 4 роки тому +21

    You forgot about Rudolph 400: Rudolph does his taxes

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 років тому +247

    Merry Chrysler everyone.

  • @unboxingwithabbyandshyann6246
    @unboxingwithabbyandshyann6246 6 років тому +222

    I honestly CANT BELIEVE you didn’t include Frosty The Snowman 63827282: The Shiniest Eggplant, where Frosty goes on a magical adventure to unlock the secret to immortality only to fall in love with the Easter Bunny, BUT WAIT!!! The Easter Bunny and Mrs. Claus have been having an affair and she is Very Upset when she finds him with Frosty, BUT WAIT!!! Santa was ALSO having an affair with the Easter bunny BUT WAIT!!!! They ALL have to band together to BRING DOWN CAPITALISM IN THE USA!!!!

    • @mystic-hm9mk
      @mystic-hm9mk 5 років тому +9

      I.....i dont even.........😤😤😤

    • @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear
      @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear 5 років тому +15

      now THIS is a christmas movie

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 років тому +3

      I'd watch it. After i buy eye bleach and have the Nightmare Before Christmas ready for after it.

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 5 років тому +2

      oof

    • @DeadChannel2
      @DeadChannel2 5 років тому

      I gave the 69th like. Nice.
      Also I want this to be a movie.

  • @kewloquiet2653
    @kewloquiet2653 4 роки тому +31

    I can’t believe you didn’t watch Santa Claus: A Deary Wedding where Santa marries Rudolph and then his dad is mad at him for not dating the snow on the ground that’s yellow

  • @epik4192
    @epik4192 6 років тому +55

    A lot of these movies animations were outsourced to Japanese studios. This means that some of these movies could technically be considered anime.

    • @Crimser3
      @Crimser3 6 років тому +10

      *whispers* it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 6 років тому +1

      Hell, the first Frosty The Snowman special was animated by Mushi Productions, a trailblazing anime studio helmed by the legendary godfather of anime himself, *Dr.* *Osamu* *Tezuka* !! The various studios he oversaw would get one or two gigs as overseas animators to get more revenue to produce Tezuka's various anime projects. Their longest and most noteworthy stint as overseas animators was for a hand drawn adaptation of that strange, but effortlessly charming, European children's book franchise, The Moomim's.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 6 років тому +4

      anime is just the shortened version of the japanese word for anime, so technically, every cartoon is anime.

    • @StarSnowGhost
      @StarSnowGhost 6 років тому +3

      WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE HERMY-CHAN?!

    • @Antifearn
      @Antifearn 4 роки тому +1

      @@Popcultureguy3000 No wonder both Frosty the Snowman and The Moomins are equally charming! I love the crap out of both of them so much!
      Hearing Rankin Bass’s holiday specials being referred as anime sounds like such a ginormous complement. The same thing couldn’t be said about the Frosty reboots or the shitty Rudolph and Miser Bros spin-offs however, since they were produced in the US and/or Canada.

  • @cristianam2221
    @cristianam2221 6 років тому +171

    I can't believe you didn't cover any VeggieTales Christmas movies, my personal favorite is The Toy That Saved Christmas: Tinkletown has been put under the influence of an evil toymaker, that has convinced everyone Christmas is about stuff! Together, a doll with the help of his friends Larry the cucumber, Junior Asparagus, and Bob the tomato, they fight the evil penguin henchmen and discover the true meaning of Christmas

    • @amberreed5324
      @amberreed5324 6 років тому +42

      I love the fact that this could easily be mistaken for a joke, but no, that's literally what the special is about.

    • @StuartPoore
      @StuartPoore 6 років тому +14

      and how could you forget to mention that our hero - Buzzsaw Louie - has a real buzzsaw permanently attached to his hand ! Seriously !

    • @Delta225
      @Delta225 6 років тому +4

      Veggie tales is CGI tho

    • @glados4199
      @glados4199 5 років тому +4

      “Billy has more toys than me!”
      “Who’s Billy?”
      “..I don’t know, but he has more toys than me!”

    • @maskedmaniac315
      @maskedmaniac315 5 років тому +3

      "Alright, everyone with hands, start tying!"
      Everyone just stares deadpan at Buzzsaw Louie.
      "... that'd be me"

  • @HPLA25
    @HPLA25 5 років тому +39

    I am so happy you shown a light on 'Cricket on the Hearth' every one should suffer through the hooker cat scene.

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it was good as a preteen.
      It isn't that good.

  • @tbe9790
    @tbe9790 6 років тому +52

    Man,
    You forgot to review "Shrek: 358/2.8 Final-Remix Birth by Christmas 3D Special"
    Sora's Data Nobody and Rudolf's Heartless are stuck in the land of Dreamworks and have no choice but to live in Shrek's swamp in exchange for hard labor by collecting all the green EXP orbs, which are later revealed as "Ogre Shrekticles" to bring to Santa to fill the world with ogres again.
    Santa and DiZ repopulate the universe with ogres, but after a failed science shenanigans, all the ogres are revealed to have been manipulated by Donkey's Data Nobody and swear allegiance to Master Xehanort and Dark Xanta.
    Does Sora's Data Nobody and Rudolf's Heartless have what it takes to destroy all the waffles in Faarquad's castle to stop the encroaching darkness?
    You woulda figured it out if you watched the movie ma dude.

    • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
      @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 5 років тому +4

      You forgot the part where they use Kairi as a plot device but still a likable character for some reason.

  • @chenoaholdstock3507
    @chenoaholdstock3507 6 років тому +54

    "Snowed In". That's the one where a really bad snow storm his Santa's house while he goes off to deliver presents. While he tries to dig the house out through many unusual methods including explosives, reindeer er... Excrement, and more snow (don't ask), Mrs Clause and the elves stuck inside have serious drama. By the end it turns out that the Mrs Clause was cheating on her husband with an elf, someone nearly dies in order to frame a murder (you think she dies, but then it turns out it was a trick), it comes out that the accountant elf was embezzling funds, and that there was a Santa Junior, who's in a mental institution!
    To be fair, the end where Santa realizes he can just go down the chimney to get them out was a little anti-climactic, but the story was great.
    I think you didn't review it because it was originally based off a TV show based off a book based off a dance based off a song, and if you included it people would bug you about reviewing the other attempt at the film from the TV show, which technically came earlier, and about reviewing the two sequels (Off to the Institute, where they help Santa's son, and Santa the Seven Hundredth, where Santa Junior has to take over from his father as Santa) and the prequel (which explains why Santa junior was sent to a mental institution in the first place, and how he made peoples lives better there.)

  • @FrozenMicrowaveDinner
    @FrozenMicrowaveDinner 5 років тому +9

    I can’t believe you didn’t watch
    A Christmas Seperation,
    A Christmas movie about Santa learning to support woman’s suffrage after He and Mrs. Claus (Her name is Barbra) divorce after Barbra wanted to advance the toy making ways while Santa wants to stick to tradition.
    At the end when Santa and Barbra agree to team up and remain as friends since they were better off that way, was revolutionary

  • @leopardbunny
    @leopardbunny 6 років тому +58

    3:28 You cannot tell me that kid isn't CD-i Link.

    • @jojo-mcrando1601
      @jojo-mcrando1601 5 років тому +1

      I bet he can’t wait to Bomb some dodongos

  • @MusicalHell
    @MusicalHell 6 років тому +105

    Is....Is that Harvey Fierstein as the Heat Miser?

    • @kimberlynorris338
      @kimberlynorris338 6 років тому +2

      Hi, Diva! Picking up future offenders for the court, eh?

    • @andrewkim9848
      @andrewkim9848 6 років тому +1

      Unholy Hell it’s Diva

    • @h193013
      @h193013 6 років тому +2

      Hey Diva didn’t expect to see you on here I love your channel.

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 6 років тому

      What

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 6 років тому +1

      Who's Harvey Fierstein?

  • @teamchaos5101
    @teamchaos5101 2 місяці тому +3

    1:37 still can't believe you left that one out, will never forgive

  • @reis624
    @reis624 6 років тому +21

    Why didn't you watch "The Night AFTER Christmas", where Rudolf grows up to be a moody, emotionally broken adult with wasted potential abound because the only thing he was good at was a natural talent he couldn't possibly train, thus leaving him bereft of a proper work ethic? You know, the cautionary tale that involves adult themes such as the dangers of alcoholism, gambling, overtly sexualized relationships that all culminate and lead him to suicide? It has the greatest Christmas singalong ever! "Santa Claus is silently disapproving of the way you grew up!"

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +218

    "It just works"

  • @mrpink1342
    @mrpink1342 5 років тому +40

    Why didn’t you review frosty the snowman 8 frosty takes manhattan,ware he runs into the muppets and a killer in a hokey mask named Jason.

  • @ymmijx6061
    @ymmijx6061 6 років тому +44

    i can't believe you left off the best christmas special. rudolf and frosty 3 christmas is canceled. it's got everything. pirates fighting aliens, a plot to transplant santa to another planet, action scenes featuring the ice warlock, heat mizer, and father time battling the world serpent, AND an adorable child character who somehow wanders through this whole movie without ever being hurt. not even when the mechanical yeti army invades planet zimbaptu to free santa.

    • @akinmytua4680
      @akinmytua4680 6 років тому +1

      You know what's sad? Frosty 3 was a Rudolph Frosty crossover...
      (It was frosty the snowman Christmas in July)

    • @ymmijx6061
      @ymmijx6061 6 років тому +2

      @@akinmytua4680 huh. neat. i was just trying to make a case for why i shouldn't be allowed to pitch movies.

  • @xhoc
    @xhoc 6 років тому +11

    You didn't watch Rudolph 8124: Rudolph watches paint dry!
    Rudolph sits there for 2 hours watching paint dry while everyone goes on an unremarkable adventure and *dies*

  • @kevinkeating9111
    @kevinkeating9111 4 роки тому +1

    How can you forget A Herculean Hanukkah! Where Hercules discovers the true meaning of Hanukkah, and decides to spread it throughout the Greek world. He even teams up with Homer, voiced by Sean Connery, and had a 5 minute music number about the joys of circumcision! It's a classic!

  • @thefishyone1045
    @thefishyone1045 6 років тому +39

    WhY dIdN't YoU iNcLuDe RuDoLpH gOeS tO tHe VeT 2: FlEaS *aNd* TiCkS

  • @OrangeKarateShow
    @OrangeKarateShow 6 років тому +23

    Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it’s exploitable

  • @thatfamiiiarnight3665
    @thatfamiiiarnight3665 2 роки тому +2

    can’t believe you forgot rudolph in the multiverse of madness, where rudolph, frosty the snowman, donkey kong, scooby doo, and larry king team up to defeat an evil army of robot santas lead by krampus

  • @moonman375
    @moonman375 6 років тому +4

    you know that pinocchio was sentient as a tree in the original novel?
    He was magic since start, he wasn't brought to life by the fairy. Also, the first thing he does is screaming when geppeto starts hacking at the log.
    Yes.
    And the novel gets even darker from there.

  • @NixLaser
    @NixLaser 6 років тому +24

    Why didn't you include DiNoel?
    It's about Christmas time in the Jurassic Period where we follow the Three Wise Dinosaurs (a T-Rex, a Pteranodon and a Triceratops) following a star to the birthplace of Dinosaur Jesus. The last scene after they arrive is the star becoming bigger and bigger in the sky, and it's revealed it's the comet which killed the dinosaurs. Really mixed messages in this one

    • @tomhopper7012
      @tomhopper7012 6 років тому

      This feels like it could actually be a movie. Not necessarily a good movie but it just seems like it could be real.

    • @ezmoney3599
      @ezmoney3599 6 років тому

      Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops lived in the Cretaceous period idiot.

    • @tomhopper7012
      @tomhopper7012 6 років тому

      Dj Roomba no at the end of the movie it’s revealed that they were actually robot dinosaurs from the future sent to the past to protect Dino jesus

  • @bananasauz4337
    @bananasauz4337 3 роки тому +2

    I can't believe you didn't watch Life of a Snowman the hit film where we witness the birth, childhood, puberty, adolescence, adulthood, and inevitable death of a sentient pile of snow

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 5 років тому +62

    0:30
    A *FA~MILY* PICTURE!

  • @haroff
    @haroff 6 років тому +12

    I’m a disturbed and offended that you didn’t include The Little Drummer Boy IX on here. It’s the movie where the little boy is now 23 and realizes that he needs to get a real job and tries out for the Phil Harmonic Orchestra.

  • @mixedlove217
    @mixedlove217 5 років тому +7

    the way you described Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town..... I'm so glad I'm not the only one

  • @lukeohara6047
    @lukeohara6047 6 років тому +28

    Where is flumpus saves christmas 2.5, the return of blungo. It is the classic spin off set between the second and third installment of the beloved 'flumpus saves christmas' series in which it explores how blungo the obnoxious camel escapes limbo and beats Satan in an arm wrestle. I love the classic tunes "ain't got a hump about christmas" and "buzz off Jesus it's christmas time" .

  • @nefhelimwhat609
    @nefhelimwhat609 6 років тому +61

    My Christmas tradition is sacrificing the pure to Satan

    • @BloodyJamboree
      @BloodyJamboree 6 років тому

      I thought I was the only one!

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  6 років тому +17

      You spelled Santa wrong!

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 6 років тому

      JelloApocalypse dammit jello you beat me to it

    • @raininess
      @raininess 6 років тому

      Good luck finding one.

  • @BlackLivesMatter23
    @BlackLivesMatter23 4 роки тому +8

    Giving Frosty a 4/10 made me die a little inside.

  • @razorblade482
    @razorblade482 6 років тому +14

    How dare you not watch Rudolph 3: Genetics Saved Christmas! It's about a doctor coming to figure out why Rudolph's nose glows and then it turns out he's actually a radioactive and can fly without reindeer magic and can shoot laser beams out of his horn. He defends the North Pole from aliens who come to steal his nose power by rallying the toys from the Island of Misfit Toys together and they send out a massive laser beam that stops the aliens and saves Christmas!

  • @small_insomniac
    @small_insomniac 6 років тому +9

    You forgot my personal favorite. Frosty, a Snowy Civil War. We start the movie with the girl from the first movie, Karen. She's an adult now, and she's starting to doubt if what she saw the day Frosty came to life was real or not. We also meet Megan, an antisocial girl who is doubting the existence of Santa. Megan recently fell into the ice of a frozen pond and is suffering from amnesia. All she has is half of a locket with the others owner unknown, except for the fact that it belongs to her mother.It's after Christmas and all the kids who got coal are understandably angry. They also hate the fact that Frosty doesn't play with them. They use the coal they got to build their own snowmen. When simply building snowman doesn't work they realize in order to bring them to life they need their own special objects, like how Frosty has his hat. Back at the north pole, Santa realizes the amount of kids on the naughty list is at an all time high. He has Frosty to go investigate why. He ends up befriending Megan and finds she's a lot of fun to talk to once you break the ice (a pun used in the movie). She promises to help raise the spirits of the other kids but doesn't know how. Frosty runs into trouble as the children have an armies worth of snowmen. They chase him in a rather well animates scene, and basically trample him to death. One kid named Charlie takes the hat for herself. Megan is in a panic the next day because she can't find Frosty. While looking she sees that Charlie has his hat stashed away in her backpack at school. Santa now sends Jack Frost (the one in Frosties Winter Wonderland) to find Frosty. He also meets Megan and she explains what happened. Jack Frost doesn't know what to do. Megan gets the idea of having Jack use his magic to bring an army of snowmen to life. It takes all his strength, but he does it. They then have a long battle and when it seems Megan and Jack have won, Charlie reveals the hat. She threatens to burn it as she holds it over a lighter. She tells Megan she only needs one thing, her mothers locket. When Megan begs why, Charlie pulls something from her coat. The other half of the locket. "SHE MISSED YOU EVERY DAY!" Charlie yells. "YOU HAD TO BE A BRAINLESS IDIOT AND GO OUT ON THE ICE!" We learn that not only had Megan woken up from amnesia, but that she had been in a coma an entire year after she fell into the lake, enough time to miss Christmas. We also learned that both Megan and Charlie are Karen's daughters, and the grief of the situation was to much for Karen. She died in a crash only 2 months after the fact. Megan then slowly walks across the debris, and simply hugs Charlie. "It's going to be okay." She says, hot tears rolling down Charlies face. I'm going to need that hat to fix this. Half dazed, Charlie gives them the hat. Frosty comes back, and says sorry to all the children he overlooked as simply, bad. Years later, Megan has kids of her own, Jack and Charles. They make a snowman. Their aunt comes over to them. "Now all it needs is one final touch." They both take out a small locket piece, put them together, and then on the snowman. "She would be proud." Charlie tells Megan.
    "So would he." Megan says.
    They both end the movie with a hug.
    Yeah, how could you not review this!

    • @thesadisticskitty
      @thesadisticskitty 4 роки тому +1

      Um, this movie sounds genuinely fun?

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 2 роки тому

      This is actually a really good plot

  • @nicosalsa21
    @nicosalsa21 5 років тому +10

    I can’t believe you forgot the littlest elf a Christmas story: prologue
    The one where an elf is bullied for 2 hours because he is dumb and small and then randomly becomes smart and everyone loves him even after he is dumb again

  • @codycampoli4869
    @codycampoli4869 6 років тому +7

    Can't believe you didn't partake in my favorite christmas film frosty the snowman 6: freaky frosty where frosty and his son swap bodies and ultimately discover that theg need to be content with the lives they each live and appreciate what they have. Honestly the scene where frosty's wife starts trying to get initimate with frosty's son in fosty's body is a genuine laugh riot

  • @louie5647
    @louie5647 5 років тому +7

    Why didn’t you watch “Rudolph Claus” where Santa and Mrs. Claus lose their unborn son who is then reincarnated in the form of a reindeer, subsequently named Rudolph and going through the same hardships as the original Rudolph, except Santa finds the young chap familiar and then comes to a realization that Rudolph is in fact his reincarnated son? The music is spectacular.

  • @pexilated1638
    @pexilated1638 5 років тому +6

    It’s almost time to review every Christmas Carol adaptation, Jello. We’re waiting.

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 6 років тому +17

    I'm sad you didn't review The Night Santa Went Crazy, a gripping tale of alienation and mental illness, by cinema auteur Albert Yankovic.

    • @eletho22
      @eletho22 6 років тому +4

      George Wilson Alfred, not Albert.

    • @peachrenard2320
      @peachrenard2320 6 років тому

      @@eletho22 Shhh... That Albert is his movie Maker Allies, no one is supposed to know.

  • @elizabethinkwell3882
    @elizabethinkwell3882 6 років тому +45

    Um excuse me, why didn’t you review ‘ Carrots for Rudolph ‘?
    Carrots for Rudolph is a movie where this kid leaves carrots for Rudolph, along with Santa’s milk and cookies but because it’s too stormy where they live, Santa doesn’t make it to their house. The kid goes into a state of overwhelming sadness and gives up on everything. But, it turns out that the sleigh crashed just a block away and when the kid is going for a walk with their older sister he sees the sleigh. They weren’t too far from home, so his sister leaves him and gets the carrots. The kid feeds Rudolph the carrots, and Rudolph can fly again! Santa turns back time and saves Christmas, all because of the kid and the carrots.
    My family and I watch it every year, it’s a classic!

  • @williamlydon2554
    @williamlydon2554 5 років тому +1

    You didn't even mention "Seal Team Six Saves Christmas"? A Terrorist Cell convinces all the elves to rise against Santa since he clearly is using them, and Seal Team Six is inserted via submarine to retake Santa's workshop before the holiday is ruined forever. Is features one of the darkest endings in film, with the SEAL Commander Jacobs, killing the terrorist cell leader mid character song.

  • @wildboar222
    @wildboar222 6 років тому +65

    watching Christmas movies but no Die Hard?
    *UNACCEPTABLE*

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 6 років тому +11

      That’s not Rankin-Bass, that’s Rankin-Kickass

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 6 років тому

      @@fastbreak333 and good. Die hard is actually good.

  • @tvccreator_elysius
    @tvccreator_elysius 6 років тому +14

    My favorite Christmas movie is Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas. The plot is simple, the characters are extremely enjoyable, and it's done with Jim Henson's Muppets. It also has the five best Muppeteers: Richard Hunt, Jerry Nelson, Jim Henson, Dave Goelz, and Frank Oz. 😊

  • @marcimorgan403
    @marcimorgan403 4 роки тому +2

    The score that you gave Frosty the Snowman films really hurts me

  • @EllaWoodsi
    @EllaWoodsi 6 років тому +28

    Why didn't you mention the "classic" Christmas movie santa had diarrhea on Christmas. A movie about santa sitting on a toilet for 5 hours. The only problem is that Mrs.Claus refused to give santa some toilet paper 2hours and 35 minutes into the movie it was very scary hearing santa cry for toilet paper. Other than that 10/10 movie .

    • @apollodemon4418
      @apollodemon4418 6 років тому

      It deserved the critical acclaim it received for addressing modern-day issues.

  • @clementinekover9691
    @clementinekover9691 5 років тому +4

    the nightmare before Christmas is so iconic it was my favorite childhood movie

  • @cherrriiiii
    @cherrriiiii 5 років тому +3

    Wow, how could you miss the greatest movie of all time, “ Santa’s Drug Store? “ the kids go up to Santa’s slay for toys, but he’s selling snow, the kids snort it and then Rudolph comes in and snorts the kids. How, HOW could you miss it!

  • @mothpawbs027
    @mothpawbs027 5 років тому +12

    Please actually do the every Christmas Carol adaptation video this year, I can already say the Muppets version is unquestionably the best XD

  • @CannedShrimp
    @CannedShrimp 4 роки тому +7

    I can't believe you forgot the one where Mrs. Clause and Rudolph have an affair and Mrs. Clause gives birth to Randy the mandeer who is exiled to the island of misfit toys where he uses the toys on the to form an anti-christmas army to try to destroy Santa in an act of revenge, but then Rudolph finds him and he gets grounded grounded grounded grounded and herme pulls out all his teeth.

  • @gilagal777
    @gilagal777 5 років тому +3

    The second I saw the movie 'Santa Claus is Comin' To Town' in this vid, I started singing my fav song from it. "🎵You put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking out the door...🎵"

  • @Soggymentos
    @Soggymentos 5 років тому +25

    Nightmare before Christmas is amazing. Reason? ITS CHRISTMAS AND HALLOWEEN COMBINED! THE TWO BEST HOLIDAYS

    • @MarioMonte13
      @MarioMonte13 5 років тому +3

      One of the only musicals that I actually like

    • @yunolegomyeggobro2943
      @yunolegomyeggobro2943 4 роки тому

      VortexDrawss issue is it’s a Halloween movie not a Christmas movie

    • @toninix530
      @toninix530 4 роки тому +1

      Y u no Lego my eggo Bro It’s both

    • @yunolegomyeggobro2943
      @yunolegomyeggobro2943 4 роки тому

      Demonic Studios the creators have said it’s a Halloween movie not a Christmas man movie