Martha is legit. She’s got Snoop’s endorsement and after this segment I can see why. (Also, I don’t doubt for one minute that she got half baked before doing this segment & everybody in the studio knew and they were all cool with it.)
@lnlw6471 Yeah... about illegal stock trades... she lied to investigators about her illegal stock trades and those of others. She was also found guilty for obstruction of justice. So dudes original question still stands.
@@RippieFarmer The crimes are 18 USC 371 and 18 USC 1001. Look 'em up. Not a single count of insider trading, which would be charged as wire and/or bank fraud.
I also wanted to add that it came from the Old French word coleïs, which means "flowing." But yes, coulis as it is used today only refers to the sauce, no other meaning
...Martha comments on her 100th book coming out this fall. Stephen replies, "Oh wow! That's very impressive but some of us get it right on the very first try" Best line in a long time!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Surprisingly, a jar of gold flakes like that only costs $10-$15 -- not a whole lot more than rainbow sprinkles. The greater challenge is to prepare a dinner good enough to make a gold-flaked desert seem appropriate.
@@jpdemer5 Yeah no... gold is 2000 dollars an ounce. That's why a pack of real gold leaf is over a thousand dollars. Gold flakes are made from copper and a little bit of gold. They're decorative. Not actual. Hence the price difference.
I know you might be tempted to substitute something.... less refined for the gold flakes, but please do not debase yourself... inflation be damned. I mean, could you look your Footman in the eye after serving that with shaved almonds? Of course not.
Look the Footman in the eye? What kind of plebian peasant are you? Never look the help in the eye, they will think they are worth something more than the minimum wage you pay them.
@@susanlewis1875"back"?? She only stepped away for a moment, & She has been always been very bizzy bougie buzz worthy woman , even more so since becoming such good friends with Snoop more than 15 years ago, when he joined her on her cooking show to make mashed potatoes.
What do you mean "back". She never went anywhere - well, except to jail for six months. When she got out years ago her TV shows, appearances and other projects have been non-stop. She's been "back". Where have you been?
Coulis is either a French culinary term (same definition as English) or can refer to a mortar of the same consistency. It comes from the French "couler," which means "to run" (in the sense of water being runny, for example). Source: Larousse (dictionary of French usage).
They kind of do...Stephen is that little rambunctious kid and Martha is that grown up trying to steer him in the right direction. Anyway found the segment to be entertaining.
Martha is always a good time! I want to be her friend and spend afternoons drinking her cocktails in the Hamptons haha
I love how she and Snoop are forever linked 😂
She's always a good sport. Can't believe shes 82!!!
Martha is so cool - going along with everything.
Martha is legit. She’s got Snoop’s endorsement and after this segment I can see why. (Also, I don’t doubt for one minute that she got half baked before doing this segment & everybody in the studio knew and they were all cool with it.)
@@danielgo3898I promise you if you watch the dressage competition, you will not be disappointed!
Honestly, I’m not sure how her patience didn’t wear thin! 😆🤣
Martha is more relaxed since meeting snoop😂😂😂😂
Wonder why?
Haha!
Last 20 yrs?
Contact high.
Was there a smoking contest or something? XD XD XD XD
Stephen is so funny here...Martha brings out his teasing nature the most!
Hilarious 😆 Stephen’s snappy banter n Martha’s quick responses are wonderful 🤣💖💖
I am ALWAYS up for a Colbert - Stewart battle of wits. 😂
Martha going through everything she did really chilled her out. ❤
1:36 that look of when his intrusive thoughts got the better of him “so That just happened” lol😂😂🧡💀😜
I love when Martha is on here and Seth Meyers because they have such obvious mad crushes on her. They just blush and trip over themselves 😂
naw, he was thinking "if these cameras weren't on and i wasn't married..."
how the hell is this woman 82 years old?
Gold flakes are healthy 🥳
By being born on August 3, 1941.
@@RaymondHng Soon to be 83 then... amazing... I'd still do her... you know how those prison chicks are...
;-P
The wonders of plastic surgery and hair dye…
She knows what to eat for optimal health. 💞🤟😎
Evie and Snoop better come get their people! 😂🤣
Hysterical! Getting her to eat a raspberry off his finger
She looks unbelievable for 82. How in the heck?🌟
Eating well.
Surgery
Money. She doesn't look that good here. Her Sports Illustrated spread, on the other hand ....va voom
God, only God
that was a lot of Botox we were just looking at but tbf I didn't see any other surgeries.
Why has our Martha been the only “famous” person who did jailtime for insider trading???!!!
She's not. She did time for lying to the Feds.
@lnlw6471 Yeah... about illegal stock trades... she lied to investigators about her illegal stock trades and those of others. She was also found guilty for obstruction of justice.
So dudes original question still stands.
Sing it with me: 'Cause she's a lady! Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady! Talkin' about, that little la-dy! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
@@RippieFarmer The crimes are 18 USC 371 and 18 USC 1001. Look 'em up. Not a single count of insider trading, which would be charged as wire and/or bank fraud.
Because she has class and when her lawyers said they wanted to appeal, she said, no, let's just get it over with.
Considering how much Stephen was pestering Martha, I kept wanting Martha to respond "You know I went to prison Stephen" with an air of genteel menace
She didn't go to real prison.
@@TheBusyJane Martha's RAP sheet is good enough for Snoop, so who am I to complain?
Hey Stephen !
A coulis is basically a sauce made of fruits, it's similar to those toppings you get on ice cream.
Much love from France ❤
Thanks for the clarification, from Brooklyn, NY
I also wanted to add that it came from the Old French word coleïs, which means "flowing." But yes, coulis as it is used today only refers to the sauce, no other meaning
Coulis is also made from vegetables. A red pepper coulis is a popular one.
So Evie got him the candy floss machine he was banging on about before Christmas 2020? Aww.
...Martha comments on her 100th book coming out this fall. Stephen replies, "Oh wow! That's very impressive but some of us get it right on the very first try" Best line in a long time!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Next time bring Snoop!
Martha remains as badass as ever.
Surprisingly, a jar of gold flakes like that only costs $10-$15 -- not a whole lot more than rainbow sprinkles.
The greater challenge is to prepare a dinner good enough to make a gold-flaked desert seem appropriate.
Probably occasion dependent. Or do you see people eating this on the regular?
Means they scam you charging you more to eat it
@@ShawnLH88 I am pretty sure you're thinking of gold leaf bro.
@@Baby0din That's what gold flakes _are,_ bro.
@@jpdemer5 Yeah no... gold is 2000 dollars an ounce. That's why a pack of real gold leaf is over a thousand dollars. Gold flakes are made from copper and a little bit of gold. They're decorative. Not actual. Hence the price difference.
I know you might be tempted to substitute something.... less refined for the gold flakes, but please do not debase yourself... inflation be damned. I mean, could you look your Footman in the eye after serving that with shaved almonds? Of course not.
Or the horrors…toasted pecans!😮
Thank you. We needed to hear that.
Hildegard von Bingen recommended the use of gold flakes in baking.
Look the Footman in the eye? What kind of plebian peasant are you? Never look the help in the eye, they will think they are worth something more than the minimum wage you pay them.
@@angelikalindenau943 Oh really? Can you cite the text, please?
As a small child, I would do the raspberry finger thing with black olives at Thanksgiving.
ME ALSO WITH OLIVES I'M 77
Now you're just bragging.
@@Picklesnot-co3k NOT BRAGGING JUST STATING A FACT I DID THE SAME AS YOU WHEN YOU WERE A
CHILDREN.GIVE ME A BREAK
@@delilahgillis5287 I am also 77 - 'til October.
@@delilahgillis5287 Bugles corn snacks here.
Matha was seen at the sphere in Vegas rocking to Dead & Co with Flavor FLav. in a white blazer!! you go grrrrrl
This is a "no comment" comment. I'm speechless. Their chemistry is flawless and hilarious. 😂
martha late night appearance are always the best. iconic!
so great! Martha giving zero f**ks is the best.
Oh, Snoop commenting on the dressage is music to my ears! Can't wait for the "cripwalking" horses!
Hilarious. Thank you both.
Martha is AWESOME. Such a great sense of humor.
Because it's FUN, Stephen--we eat money because it's FUN!
I'm glad to see her back!
She’s entirely entertaining and smart as hell
@@bt60613 Agreed!
@@susanlewis1875"back"?? She only stepped away for a moment, & She has been always been very bizzy bougie buzz worthy woman , even more so since becoming such good friends with Snoop more than 15 years ago, when he joined her on her cooking show to make mashed potatoes.
What do you mean "back". She never went anywhere - well, except to jail for six months. When she got out years ago her TV shows, appearances and other projects have been non-stop. She's been "back". Where have you been?
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 almost exactly what I said 2 days ago. 😆
They must have gotten VERY lost on the way to the Hamptons. 😆
I purchased a small cotton candy machine for my son years ago…we still have it and have used it lots of times!
Absolutely love Snoop & Martha and also equestrian sport so I can’t wait for that 😆❤❤❤🐴
I also love cotton candy and need that dessert 🍨
If you haven't seen the commentary by him and Kevin hart before, it's worth it!
@@LindaC616 I have! Love them too 😆
6:33 I think we just found out who Stephen’s hall pass is 😂😂😂
the look at 1:42 of sheer "i get to do this for a living" bliss haha.
That last pan to the heaping pile of gold on the dessert. 😂 gotta squeeze *some* worth out of it. 😂
I LOVE Martha and Snoops friendship.
I love you, Martha Stewart.
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
Martha is a national treasure!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
That's like saying 'Trump, the convicted felon, national treasure'...
@@TheCatBilbo if trump goes to prison and does his time, like she did, maybe he can gain some moral standing.
Some of us get it right on the first try ... that was genius.
How can you not love Martha 💖💖💖
Coulis is either a French culinary term (same definition as English) or can refer to a mortar of the same consistency. It comes from the French "couler," which means "to run" (in the sense of water being runny, for example). Source: Larousse (dictionary of French usage).
Martha Stewart is 1 year *older* than Joe Biden. Just sayin.
But she's not senile.
@@annesimon537 that's kinda my point. It's not being 81 that's the problem, it's the dementia.
Martha Stewart for president
@@aerindavis6910 I mean, literally *almost anyone* but Biden or Trump for President.
And I wouldn’t want her to run for president either
Shes eating off his fingers
She's awesome and funny 😂😂
I was thrilled when she miscalculated your age, then you fed her from your digits! I may not make it thru the clip. 😂 Martha has great shade.
Go Martha!!!!
✨️OMG, I love my cuz!❤️
Nice top Martha. Gold to serve gold
Stephan is flirting with Martha!😳😳
I didn't hesitate to eat a couple of gold leaves once, because I couldn't wait to tell my daughter that I pooped gold!
Caesars? I love their salad.
An epileptic's favorite salad.
@@Picklesnot-co3k Actually, created by a Mexican man named Caesar... and the dish just turned 100...
@@igorschmidlapp6987 C'mon, you've never heard of "seizure" salad? 🥗
Martha ... lights up ... when she talks about Snoop :) . They are greatt together .
Absolutely Hilarious bit 😂
Love this woman! ❤
The band missed the opportunity to play “bow chicka wow wow” 😆
I think Martha was smoking one of those 'homemade little cigarettes' before going on the air. 😅😄😂
Wrong Louis, Stephen. The "let them eat cake" remark was from Louis XVIth's wife. Allegedly.😄
I love her so much. 💖
Have to admit it brings me joy to hear Stephen making fun of Martha, deflate that huge ego just a tad, if possible!!!😂
Oh Martha, you are my hero! 🌹
She is so adorable.
Martha should start doing WEED recipes.
There are two reasons why I couldn't date Martha Stewart.
1. I'm too poor.
2. I don't own an island.
Other than that, it's fun times with "coulis".
Love Martha!!!
I love how she Snoop Dogg's lover
SPARKLEPOOP! that is my name. Also happens when you eat the tinsel from the Xmas tree
I love that Martha and Snoop are friends.
That's what I like about Martha: her desserts are so diabetic friendly.
We love martha Stewart
Love Martha 💯🔥
Martha Stewart for president queen Martha and queen Oprah❤❤❤❤
Martha is a year older than Biden and she is sharp as a tack!
These two don’t mix at all
No, they don’t. It’s funny anyway.
They kind of do...Stephen is that little rambunctious kid and Martha is that grown up trying to steer him in the right direction. Anyway found the segment to be entertaining.
Thats why they are so funny together 😂🤣
Old cooks dont die they just smell that way,Bring on ''jail house cooking'' trump will need it
Legend.
She is so high I love it!! lol
💜MARTHA
Yeah Martha!
Reading these comments makes me feel hopeful for the future. God bless!
Martha looks great for almost 83.
Hysterical🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good morning stephen colbert fans
Dang Stephen has the hots for Martha. It's alright. I do too.
Why gold flakes you ask.. because it makes my dookie twinkle ;D
I wonder if Martha & Snoop will introduce “M&S Olympic Kush Gummies”?!? or “MarDogg Olympic Kush” gummies?!? Hahaha! I’d buy some!
1:36 omg 💃💃💃
Obrigado pelo vídeo! 🇧🇷
She cooked with Cookie, she can cook with anyone.
fun fact: you can eat ANYTHING. but sometimes the consequences are not beneficial.
Naughty Stephen 🥰
Martha Stewart Snoop Dogg YESSSSS !!
Martha and Colbert must have gotten a special delivery from Snoop for this segment!
#MarthaStewart is da bomb delicious 💕♥️💕
NICE
Martha is a very pretty lady
Fun Fact: Martha Stewart spent more time in prison than Donald Trump ever will
Her mama and grandma need to have a talk about her cooking skills
1:19 😂😂😂