Considering Bayonetta's character, this is pretty fucking accurate. "Either be a dear and say it, or crawl back to your hole until your voice has grown a pair."
I'm a dude and then I went into a group chat with lots of girls but instead of hitting we ended up mimicking their speech patterns by accident and now we can't stop typing like this. - oop
And it's kinda fitting. I could picture bayonetta trying to sound cool and this is coming out of her mouth. And then stopping two seconds later because she is realizing this isn't her and it's something that she would never say. Meanwhile this is just something Jeanne says on a normal basis 😂
When i read this comment i think about the australian mom / mum who yells at her kids for not flushing the toilet "DISGOSTANG" I know its disgusting dont correct me
Elsie would replace the FAWK out of hellena honestly if this is the "new" voice of bayo. i said it in quotes because people wouldn't actually know the difference because elsie does it so well
@@daeity1 seriously, that girl's not human, her voice mimicry and range is damn near flawless, honestly If anything, Bayonetta is the closest to her natural voice
BITCH WHAT? SPEAK. SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT. WHAT DO YOU WANNA SAY? IM LISTENING. WE'RE ALL WAITING. AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING. THIS IS NONSENSE. YOU CAN'T EVEN USE WORDS ANYMORE. GO THE HELL OUTSIDE FOR ONCE DAMN. GODDAMN. GET A JOB OR SOMETHING
People look at Dante and think he's a brooding edge lord, but in reality he's a pure dork that tries to look like a bad ass. I mean, he succeeds most of the time, but he's still corny as all hell, especially compared to Nero.
I like the way she says "whât" And "anymörr" Edit: so apparently people can't just let others make a joke so I have to clear some things up.. Obviously.. I don't know how to use the "ö" And "ē" Thing.. I was just trying to be funny.. And clearly *THAT* didn't work out.. So sorry if I offended you or something.. I was just tryna make a joke. AY stop harassing thot patrol he didn't mean any harm it was a misunderstanding
Tbh it's kinda a mood, and people like to type out their moods. Whether this was meant to be answered seriously or not, I just wanted to put that out there.
the way bayonetta insults people makes me want to start saying “I-“ “you-“ “wow I-“ more often just so I could get scolded by her edit: yeah uh when the fuck did i write this
No particular source, but Hellena Taylor hinted a few weeks before the trailer that she wasn't dubbing her this time. Also the voice in the trailer sounds slightly different
I’m pretty sure that the “I-“ is supposed to express not knowing how to feel It’s like you know you’re feeling something, but don’t know how to feel it.
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this is scarily in character for her
Moreso for Jeanne
@@mann-nova9392 I think I agree. Still this is amazing nonetheless xD
don't think me weird, but i'm have been laughing at this video for too long. i have met a terrible fate.
2rifilms I shall sooth your soul
She’s honestly said way worse to almost every angel she’s ever met XD
I love how sophisticated Bayonetta sounds when she's swearing.
Every British person ever lol
muffled [riding down in a rova when i see the cops its ova] in the background
That sounded like a valley girl with a British accent lol
@@joemama-fc2pt are you from England?
@@afilleduptaco no
The emphasize on the *"Speak. Spit it the fuck out."* is very powerful.
Sounds weirdly positive and encouraging to me for some reason, like some sort of chaotic good vibes or smth
Spit it the fuck oowttt
*fook
@@rayrey7888 that isn’t a word unless your trying to be child friendly
we love a girlboss
I've never played Bayonetta but this is exactly how I envisioned her voice to sound like
It's pretty much this voice
It's very similar to her own voice, yeah. The VA did a good job here.
You're not far off... This just lacks the sexual tension a tiny bit.
I dont know
@@King-Giygaz This is exactly the kinda stuff she says in-game tbh. This is practically canon
I see that Bayonetta has been on Twitter.
*roblox
you can say anitiktok
we-
@@TAB00 NOT THE ANITIKTOKS- 💀
BLOCK!
Lmao bayo basically saying "touch grass" is not something my soul was ready for.
When you live in the artic and someone says touch grass
Caught me off guard too
@@Ihaveararehandle *WHERE GRASS?*
@@Ihaveararehandlediscord mod paradise
i have never played Bayonetta but this feels in character for some odd reason
I mean you aren't wrong.😂
@Axe the dragøn i felt it
A good character design.
Marshall Schaefer oh it is
Her design and her face expression used in this clip describes her personality as a whole
Considering Bayonetta's character, this is pretty fucking accurate.
"Either be a dear and say it, or crawl back to your hole until your voice has grown a pair."
I need to hear her say that now
That is so in character
@Eric Lee You're missing the point, dinkus.
That’s her, 1000%
Okay bayonetta is muva but she’s not a MOTHER she would never say this, this example is giving old granny vibes
I was unemployed when I first heard this and now I have a job. Thanks Bayonetta
Congratulations on becoming a news reporter! I'm so proud of you!
Bayonetta is fr better than LinkedIn 💀
I was expecting an ear raping audio of the text but damn! The voice acting is sooooo on point!
I think that is her voice actor
@@flowersandcheesecake1710 actually, it’s a fandub by Elsie Lovelock! She does sound incredibly similar though
That's what the other guy does. He just makes it really shit quality and doesn't sound like the character.
Damn. Goddamn.
@@kainiia She's fucking incredible, love the tone in that voice
>Get a Job or something
I'm trying Ma'am, but your behaviour doesn't make this interview easier
_OOOOOOOOOOO_
You are bitches
Lmao
But ak47 does help in hiring.
Hoh?
I like to imagine she's constantly posing as she's saying this
Today I learned that being scolded by Bayonetta isn't that bad at all
Unless you're a angel
@@skinnyboi8937 lol
@@kombomaster9141 he has a point
@@goldennova1454 True
@@kombomaster9141 finally someone who gets me
I just want Bayonetta to scold me all day
sayori
oh no, don't *rope* me into that
who doesn't?
Yes
@@schizophreniagaming1187 don't leave sayori *hanging* my dude
That "I'm listening" and the "Damn. Goddamn." Is so amazing.
bayonetta: * almost reaching climax *
dante: i- i- you- wow i-
bayonetta:
F*n Dante 🤣🤣
Bitch wOt
@@CloutmasterPhluphyy spEaK, spit it the fOck OuT
LMAOOO
@@MetastarULTRA that's my favorite part 🤣
*Leaked Bayonetta 3 voice lines (100% REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)*
Hum Bayonetta 3 is still a thing? almost forgot it existed.....
Same one day it'll come
@@Dragonk116 we hope, Bröther
Ay it's skeleton midget
[World_Machine] Is it bad that I recognize the sauce of the pfp-
this person missed the opportunity to voice bayo in the third game 😭
THATS WHAT I'M SAYING!! Platinum, what are you doing??
@@mk-yt8og Hale was good but honestly
I've never felt like words themselves were stepping on me
Oh dude this is *mild* there's a whole world of this stuff. Goes both ways too...
@@ChrisStoneinator JOI?
@@replsortech2012 oh my sweet summer child
@@ChrisStoneinator plz anime and 3d girls are making me feel gay asf i wanna be straight lol
@@replsortech2012 Embrace it.
The accent adds so much more power.
BICH WOT
dAAmn goeD dAAmne
@@okay8514 I like how it says "translate to english" on your comment, and when clicked it says "beach vote"
@@reaper3506 i saw that on other comment to, i think its a new feature
@@okay8514 Yeah I started noticing it today
The intonation on “we’re all waiting” is incredibly accurate
Best version of "Bitches be like". I feel like it fits her character but a bit vulgar
**Laughs in Duke Nukem**
Imagine jeanne saying this
@@Concap-ej9jj it would be mostly the same...except with an abundance of all types of curse words.
Luxurious Rose naw Jeanne would say it with pure disgust and nothing less Bayo teasing us 🙈🙈
She literally uses her middle finger to activate a motorcycle, and you think this is vulgar?
Bayonetta: “i’m listening”
you are??😟🥺🥺🥺❤️💕🥰
lmao underrated
f-f-fi-i-in-nall-ly,, s-s-s-som-e-eo-ne w-w-w-wh-o l-l-l-l-li-i-i-is-s-s-st-t-t-t-e-e-e-e-n-s t-t-t-to m-m-m-e....
That was very painful and tiring to type idk why i just spent 1 minute on that ew
Lmao
were all listening spit it the fuck out
That "Damn. Goddamn" will echo in my soul forever
"Ask your mom or something"
If you need to talk to a lady ask your mum or something.
Lucas: *ptsd flashbacks*
but you are my mom Bayonetta 😳😏
Poyo :0
Lmfaoo
This is incredible.
But you more amazing
Indeed.
hold up are you canadian or something?
I'm a dude and then I went into a group chat with lots of girls but instead of hitting we ended up mimicking their speech patterns by accident and now we can't stop typing like this. - oop
@Nicasa i-
OK I think I need professional help at this point
Honestly me and the homies pass around slang so much. It's just natural to start talking like your friends.
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@Nicasa shit man you right, I was in that group chat too long now I'm dating another guy, not even joking lol
How does Bayonetta look both like a Karen and the Manager
She's just jesus.
Thanks, I hate it.
@@Xervolmao Kratos* god killer and all :/
@@shadow1150zz not Christian god tho
When you a bitch and the boss
I’m so starved of bayonetta 3 news that this made me very happy
I only bought the switch h in 2017 cuz of her and they didn’t even make the damn game
@@MrStarManMario If the third game only releases on the new Switch I'll be mad
gurl same
@@themaxtails Pretty sure the franchise is a 3rd party exclusive for Nintendo now with the exception of the first game.
Your starvation is coming to an end my friend.
the fact that bayonetta 3 got a new trailer makes this so much more funnier to me
Mommy dommy
😂🤣
*gay confusion*
@@Xervolmao| as a top les this confuses me too bud
Makes sense
Wouldn’t dommy mommy make more sense?
I’m surprised she didn’t say this at the final boss
The internet to Hideki Kamiya right now
It got backfired btw
*Bayonetta literally trash talking me*
Me: That voice is so pretty ( ◜‿◝ )
it is really pretty
I-
@@v0780 Bitch what? Spit it the fuck out.
@@v0780 What do you wanna say?
STOP SIMPING OR IM CALLING MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
It feels like a posh British mom trying to be “hip” and “in touch” with her kid by reading dank memes to them.
And it's kinda fitting. I could picture bayonetta trying to sound cool and this is coming out of her mouth. And then stopping two seconds later because she is realizing this isn't her and it's something that she would never say. Meanwhile this is just something Jeanne says on a normal basis 😂
When i read this comment i think about the australian mom / mum who yells at her kids for not flushing the toilet
"DISGOSTANG"
I know its disgusting dont correct me
No, because she actually sounds cool.
jennifer hale did a fantastic job, but i feel like the woman who voiced bayo here would've sounded more natural as cereza in bayo 3
Elsie Lovelock, baby, The new female Jim Cummings
Elsie would replace the FAWK out of hellena honestly if this is the "new" voice of bayo. i said it in quotes because people wouldn't actually know the difference because elsie does it so well
@@daeity1 seriously, that girl's not human, her voice mimicry and range is damn near flawless, honestly
If anything, Bayonetta is the closest to her natural voice
@@TMF979Resurge EXACTLY. thank you for saying this.
She's talking to Lady Palutena
😂😂
Lmao
Good. Screw that character in smash.
@@tigergames7849 someone's salty
bayo mains rise
After seeing this: I-
Found out that getting dominated by a woman might be a secret fantasy?
Me too,bud
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BITCH WHAT? SPEAK. SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT. WHAT DO YOU WANNA SAY? IM LISTENING. WE'RE ALL WAITING. AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING. THIS IS NONSENSE. YOU CAN'T EVEN USE WORDS ANYMORE. GO THE HELL OUTSIDE FOR ONCE DAMN. GODDAMN. GET A JOB OR SOMETHING
after seeing this I- need to buy Bayonetta 2
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Not this being a better voice than the one that Jennifer Hale is doing for the third game 💀
*Meanwhile Dante*
"Woah, flock off feather face. This party is getting cuhrayze"
Im totally crazy about it!
tHiS iS wHaT i LiVe fOr!
Dante with king Cerberus: *Bruce Lee noises*
People look at Dante and think he's a brooding edge lord, but in reality he's a pure dork that tries to look like a bad ass. I mean, he succeeds most of the time, but he's still corny as all hell, especially compared to Nero.
@@broom2839 DMC4, his entire skit with Agnus was amazing.
0:04
POV: You stuttered while trying to talk to your mistress
This reminded me of karolina żebrowska lol
exactly, like finish your goddamn sentence PLEASE
I like the way she says "whât" And "anymörr"
Edit: so apparently people can't just let others make a joke so I have to clear some things up.. Obviously.. I don't know how to use the "ö" And "ē" Thing.. I was just trying to be funny.. And clearly *THAT* didn't work out.. So sorry if I offended you or something.. I was just tryna make a joke.
AY stop harassing thot patrol he didn't mean any harm it was a misunderstanding
wœŕds
Me too
**WOT**
Jöör
dåmn. goddåmn.
im not even into bayonetta but christ... its prefect
P R E F E C T lmao
percy the prefect™️ approves
Bayonetta: *Insult me*
Me: QUEEN 10/10 💖💖💗💗💟💟💕💕✨✨✨✨🎇🎇🎇💥💥🌺🌺🌺🌞🌞
uh oh
Masochists be like:
*S I M P*
@supersoniclegend "Apart of this balanced breakfast"
Extremely cursed comment thread.
I-I kinda want to be scold by her.
N-not gonna lie, I-like-I d-don’t blame you 😁
@@edgymoji8260 you edgy aesthetic clod.
@@commanderleo uuuuu..thats the stuff
weird as fuck
@@tornado3699 i know right? Weird...ehem
I'm am so speechless...She sound's just like Bayonetta.
Hope Ms. Lovelock voices her one day.
Thank you for the video.
get a DJÔB or sumthing.
That “spit it the *ffuck* out” was so raw
literally nobody:
the internet:
Seriously though, why do some girls type that stuff?
Tbh it's kinda a mood, and people like to type out their moods.
Whether this was meant to be answered seriously or not, I just wanted to put that out there.
sometimes its the only way we could express what we were feeling honestly i just follow them
I thought this was typed by a dude tbfh.
@@thevoidmagician6653 that makes no goddamn sense
@@burlapjack1464 Well feelings normally don't make sense. Hence why I got rid of them.
The bri'ish accent just emphasizes the amount of fear I feel right now
The "bitch what?" was packed full of... emotions
Alright, I'll just come out and say it Bayonetta.
*Step on me please*
Funny thing is, that’s how I always try and KO people in Smash whenever I play Bayo.
The way that I was literally about to say "I-"
I feel you bro..
@PUNMPKIN Exactly
Its just a natural feeling that you cannot be rid of
Oh my God, same
“Goddamn” says the witch against the entirety of heaven
Who’s here after the Bayonetta 3 trailer?
ME
bayonetta 3 leaked dialogue:
This is honestly the best version of this copypasta
So how come this girl hasn't been offered a Bayonetta role yet?
Imagine if bayonetta was a mom. She’d send her kid straight to inferno if they failed a test
Remember Joker ? From Persona 5
Sakamoto from Sakamoto Desu Ga(Haven’t you Heard, I’m Sakamoto?)
@@smilingman4299 yes I remember him
@@tlkfanrwbyfan8716 no never heard of it
@@tlkfanrwbyfan8716 Nice to meet you, fellow RWBY fan
the way bayonetta insults people makes me want to start saying “I-“ “you-“ “wow I-“ more often just so I could get scolded by her
edit: yeah uh when the fuck did i write this
Lmao i feel that
hey i wont kinkshame
I won’t tell if you won’t
I-
@@aidanb.5344 you won't but i will
@milk_enthusiast booo get a room
--its a joke--
Now that Bayo's VA changed this is the closest thing we'll have to her original voice D:
So sad :(
Her new voice honestly seems pretty epic
What's your source? This is the first I'm hearing of it.
No particular source, but Hellena Taylor hinted a few weeks before the trailer that she wasn't dubbing her this time. Also the voice in the trailer sounds slightly different
@@JugularJohn Yeah her new voice is still great tbh
This sounds like my english teacher if she didnt force me to use a notebook for the next 25 years worths of child support
what
@@powpowouchy5 he impregnated his teacher and shes forced him to note down all the child support charges in a notebook
r/suspicouslyspecific
Why do bayonetta and these copypastas fit so well together??
Because she's sassy.
Wh not much a thing Bayonetta would say, this more something fitting for Jeanne, but it's a shit post and it's fucking beautiful
@@ArcueidBrunestudTypeVampire Makes sense
@@commanderleo Touche
Who's here after Bayonetta 3 dropped??
I wish Bayonetta said, "Or play Bayonetta or something".
Exactly
Yep, Bayonetta's going on the list of people I simp for.
The way I terrorized my friends by this meme should be illegal
Bayonetta every time an angel starts a conversation with her before a fight:
Bayonetta: *this video*
Me: *whimpering* Yes Ma’me
that "spit it the fuck out" will always be in my heart
This is the most elegant sounding "goddamn" I have ever heard.
I'm addicted to this. I don't know how many times I've replayed. Please help me.
came back to this after playing bayonetta's first game, can confirm that this is heavily in character
Not sure whether to be confused or amused
Aroused
Secret answer d: all of the above
conmused
Confuse’nt
0:19
"Go the hell outside for once damn"
Quarantine doesn't like that
*Nuts uncontrollably*
ANYTHING FOR YOU MOMMY
"I am not your mommy"
-Bayonetta from Bayonetta 1
Whoa there pal, slow your roll.
She’s speaking to dante
Nah she’s speaking to Enzo clearly.
@@anselmosolisjr7973 no no she’s speaking to Enzo kids
That "Bitch what?" Had me deadass dying
I don't even play bayonetta but I can still confirm this sounds like something she would say
Yeah but she don't get pissed very often...
@@purplebee5770 even bayonetta has had enough
Plot twist : Cereza is duke nukem's wife
heel on my skull, scatter my brain on the floor, please
finally somebody who understands me
This could straight up be in any Bayonetta's game and it would fit flawlessly
so in character I imagined Fortitudo just hovering there speechless.
Don't forget the:
"Lmao pls-"
"Bye-"
"Tf🙄💅"
FR
I hate so much
From all the characters I've heard make this speech... this is by far the best one.
Ok this meme is the New "every girl After 1993 can't Cook"
Happy bayoneta 3 lads
i think this is the best version of this meme by far
Lol
Lol
Obama
Lol
Lol
Lol
me after today's nintendo direct
I’m pretty sure that the “I-“ is supposed to express not knowing how to feel
It’s like you know you’re feeling something, but don’t know how to feel it.
this sounds like a song
Nah they know how to express it, but they don't want to type it out
Bro but thing is, usually when people say this they are probably providing nothing to the conversation which is usually just annoying
You seem like you use it now you're mad
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I may have a freaking problem speaking in public but god damn I got called out and I accept it wholeheartedly
“Touch some fohking grahss”
Me listening to this while i do the "i-" "wha-" "you-" shit:
I completely agree
I-
I hate it when people do th-
Cringe
Even "cringe" adds more to a conversation than this shit and atleast it isnt as annoying
Fuck you if do that type of shit
A Bayonetta game was made on my birthday :>
No literally, EXACTLY on my birthday.
Same day and same year
this pops up in a recommended at random time like every 6 months and I watch it each time thanks youtube
I keep thinking about this meme but with Kyu from Huniepop