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  • @carlosrodriguez2765
    @carlosrodriguez2765 Рік тому +1544

    2:33 "Let's finish this quickly then"
    *Fucking Dies*

    • @Scrappy._.0216
      @Scrappy._.0216 Рік тому +55

      lmfaooo

    • @dittochair8826
      @dittochair8826 Рік тому +78

      They in fact did not finish it quickly

    • @wrfsxxx8114
      @wrfsxxx8114 Рік тому +41

      *casually gets Gold Medal from Jeanne’s corpse*

    • @av1ra757
      @av1ra757 8 місяців тому +4

      Cutely gots a Gold Medal as award for jeanne!

    • @rangefromtblt4047
      @rangefromtblt4047 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@dittochair8826 She *got finished* quickly instead. 😭😭

  • @kevinphillips3174
    @kevinphillips3174 Рік тому +1564

    This game series in its entirety is wild and I love it

    • @drakofox1362
      @drakofox1362 Рік тому +60

      Especially the weapons I mean A FREAKING CHAIN CHOMP!?!?

    • @actuallynotsteve
      @actuallynotsteve 6 місяців тому +6

      It's kinda criminal that it didn't end up with Bayo and Jeanne just shopping on somebody else's credit card. Luka fucking sucked, and was kinda pathetic.

  • @Jds_7
    @Jds_7 Рік тому +292

    "Hmph."
    "Hmph."
    *"AARGH !"*
    Bayo always win any stare contest

    • @Classic_Cheese18
      @Classic_Cheese18 2 дні тому

      she used her witch abilities to give him a brain hemorrhage

  • @itrashcant7947
    @itrashcant7947 Рік тому +805

    Am I the only one who busts out laughing whenever there's a sexualized scene? It's so over the top that it's almost like it's mocking it 💀

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 7 місяців тому +111

      I wouldn't be surprised if they were 😭

    • @kobz2862
      @kobz2862 3 місяці тому +122

      It's so much fanservice, it becomes a parody of fanservice and i think thats beautiful

    • @MichelFeldman-u8f
      @MichelFeldman-u8f 2 місяці тому +5

      @@kobz2862”beautiful!”

    • @reneenoriega4524
      @reneenoriega4524 Місяць тому +10

      I think that's the point, not sure tho

    • @MrBackman85
      @MrBackman85 Місяць тому +41

      Am I the only one who thinks a lot of anime fan service are very uncomfortable and how they treat it? But Bayonetta is so much or at least very "Fanservice with style" that it doesn't feel uncomfortable to sit through. It's either funny or very much overly done, and even better that the main character shows herself because she likes to show and not because it's forced onto it or feel like it's unreal. I kinda appreciate Kill La Kill or this because it feels more empowering or at least funny in a way.

  • @samarius_art_and_games
    @samarius_art_and_games 4 місяці тому +81

    Bayonetta: *Holding Jeanne's lifeless body in her arms in a sorrowful way*
    Game: "You Got a Gold Medal"

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 Рік тому +1927

    Bayonetta 3 could never.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Рік тому +117

      Sadly, yeah... I like to believe because Kamiya is too busy utilizing his wit for Project G.G. instead.

    • @cereal2373
      @cereal2373 Рік тому +112

      @@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 He’s always been after profit in particular (to some extent) and I believe he knew that an over-the-top, maximalist, multiverse game approach would sell better than an honest, well-thought through continuation of the game in terms of story and flavor.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Рік тому +74

      @@cereal2373 yeah, may be. He never really cared too much for strict consistency in detail, but was still very capable with planning and structuring very well-made stories with incredibly memorable, really sassy over-the-top characters. Bayo 3 severely lacks that, which makes me theorize he didn’t take that big a part in its development. At least I want to believe so. The guy who wrote The Wonderful 101 couldn’t have possibly let his main character start so many fights with enemies without uttering a single word or having a good comeback.
      Project GG is taking most of his time and strength. And seeing how it’ll be published by Platinum I expect it to be the most Platinum game to date, because that means they will go absolutely apeshit with it.

    • @daeity1
      @daeity1 Рік тому +33

      @@cereal2373 and while yes its clear kamiya can't keep up with his own storytelling and makes things up as things start to progress... i fully believe that there was no director who could KEEP him in check from time to time and allowed the game to flourish.
      seeing this chaotic mess of a game that is bayo 3 without any sort of bias, i can see how he paid the price of destroying the story/plot & its continuity for the sake of it going further and beyond.
      add the mess of hellena taylor and how she decided to carelessly throw shade and destroy her career for more money, this allowed the game to flourish further but at the price of a fun game with a story that breaks the game because of how poor the storyline is.
      from how luka becomes the twilight wanderer out of nowhere (the games don't exactly give luka a chance to shine but his personality always came through, but in the third game, it almost feels like a nostalgia bait) to jeanne being stabbed like she couldn't see that shit from a mile away.
      leaked bayo data mine shows jeanne having her own segmet to fight singularity that leads to her death to rodin having his own issues that needed to be dealt with.

    • @YurimoHikashi
      @YurimoHikashi Рік тому +14

      A lot of people complained about 2 as well but I agree

  • @jubileus4597
    @jubileus4597 Рік тому +624

    Man… it took me till now to realize why Luka fazed through Bayonetta like that (3:29). She was in Purgatorio whereas Luka was not. Luka “saw” Bayonetta, with his glasses, and thought that he could catch her, but obviously couldn’t. Unbelievable.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Рік тому +44

      Oh damn ! Thank you, man ! I always thought it was just one of Bayonetta's powers ! 🤯👏

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM Рік тому

      ​​@@shizukagozen777an you shut the fuck up please? It's not like you're going to get praised by internet for being an asshole. This guy just said he noticed some detail, it doesn't mean he's talking to you specifically, shithead.

    • @alex-bi7xr
      @alex-bi7xr 6 місяців тому +4

      Brother was just Cblocked …

  • @E-53proyect
    @E-53proyect Рік тому +402

    2:39
    poor jenne......oh nice a gold medal

  • @PSYTH0RN3
    @PSYTH0RN3 Рік тому +722

    Bruh the creator of this game made everything look sexual like OH MY GOD🤣

    • @kyberknight06
      @kyberknight06 Рік тому +22

      FR

    • @cheesingtodeath
      @cheesingtodeath Рік тому

      horse a$$ :3

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Рік тому +185

      That’s the point bayonetta is the opposite of a action movie where instead of having a muscle up man it’s a feminine woman who plays and acts like a degenerate

    • @ghez3863
      @ghez3863 Рік тому +24

      @@toddbata8644that's awesome

    • @telohasfu4390
      @telohasfu4390 Рік тому +23

      i think it´s an exaggerated parody of anime, or i dont know could be wrong?

  • @fleurdelalune8745
    @fleurdelalune8745 Рік тому +1028

    I miss the unnecessary ridiculousness, there's hardly any Shenanigans in Bayo 3 but that's what gave it its charm!! 💔💔

    • @rpv3378
      @rpv3378 Рік тому +8

      but Bayonetta 3 is ridiculous and still sexualized, what you're complaining about

    • @fleurdelalune8745
      @fleurdelalune8745 Рік тому +118

      @@rpv3378 The over serious tone definitely takes away from whatever ridiculousness that's in the game. It's fine if u don't think so, but I do lol

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Рік тому +5

      I mean it’s Nintendo after all it was only a matter of time before they put their hands on what it should be

    • @Its_nautiee
      @Its_nautiee Рік тому

      @@toddbata8644Nintendo has nothing to do with neither the second or the third one, all they did was fund the games, this is all on Platinum

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha Рік тому +24

      @@toddbata8644but Nintendo helped with the second game and even encouraged platinum to ramp up the ridiculousness

  • @haileylikes2draw
    @haileylikes2draw Рік тому +234

    Bayonetta is both badassery and camp!! Can’t believe Nintendo forgot that

  • @raccoonenjoyer01
    @raccoonenjoyer01 11 місяців тому +97

    Let's be real, even with context this scenes are insane

  • @Dastankbeets9486
    @Dastankbeets9486 Рік тому +372

    2:40 I said ‘oh my god they’re so gay’ out loud with zero thought

    • @kevinphillips3174
      @kevinphillips3174 Рік тому +60

      Anybody who says otherwise is wrong!

    • @VergilSpardaDMC
      @VergilSpardaDMC Рік тому +28

      @@kevinphillips3174 just because someone saves someone the same gender doesn't mean it's gay

    • @kevinphillips3174
      @kevinphillips3174 Рік тому +11

      @@VergilSpardaDMC I know. It was a joke. I mean, we all know the ending of Bayo 3

    • @20000dino
      @20000dino Рік тому +49

      @@VergilSpardaDMC Doesn't mean it's straight either ? Dafuq ? Why does straight have to be the norm ?

    • @ftiersensei6617
      @ftiersensei6617 Рік тому +10

      @@20000dino because it always has been lol

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 Рік тому +199

    Enzo: "But I don't believe in Santa"
    Rodin: "Watch your mouth"

  • @BrunoBucallati.
    @BrunoBucallati. Рік тому +99

    3:55 their stands were fighting

  • @RathHunter
    @RathHunter Рік тому +134

    3:15 i didn't know Johny Depp played a role in bayonetta two

    • @potatoes5240
      @potatoes5240 10 місяців тому +12

      bro that’s John Lennon

    • @agustinalejandroalem4612
      @agustinalejandroalem4612 5 місяців тому +3

      I think Johnny would fit well as Luka in a live action Bayonetta 2 or 1

  • @-Stephy-
    @-Stephy- Рік тому +343

    0:53 was really something 💀 those devs really know what they’re doing

  • @HEYHEYDAVE
    @HEYHEYDAVE Рік тому +131

    NOT THE DADDY PART 💀

  • @ghoulixia
    @ghoulixia 7 місяців тому +14

    as someone who has never played any bayonetta game, this is pure gold

  • @misshappyballl
    @misshappyballl Рік тому +197

    the fact that i have never heard of this game in my life nor let it have an impact on it makes this 1000x funnier

  • @jasonm8488
    @jasonm8488 Рік тому +172

    1:46 that gun catch goes crazy!!

  • @dxrkyn1604
    @dxrkyn1604 Рік тому +125

    3:55-4:04 idk why but that made me burst out laughing

    • @chavitusclopedicus
      @chavitusclopedicus Рік тому +21

      is that it was jojo reference and at the same time Loki: AAAA MY HEAD

  • @DisplayFuture
    @DisplayFuture Рік тому +83

    The developers knew what they were doing 💀

  • @DevilArcanaXV
    @DevilArcanaXV Рік тому +103

    4:17 that’s character development if anything

    • @SOMAS.2008
      @SOMAS.2008 Рік тому +17

      Absolutely agree.
      That's heavily underated character.

  • @Queen_Sheva
    @Queen_Sheva Рік тому +63

    The caviar was so good Jeanne died

  • @ridleythebloodthirsty8958
    @ridleythebloodthirsty8958 Рік тому +28

    “Cereza just once call me daddy”
    My my Balder I never knew that you were into that

    • @SOMAS.2008
      @SOMAS.2008 Рік тому +13

      Ayooo duuude. She's litteraly his daughter.
      (Howerer it was a good joke. I like jokes like that.)

  • @azhard6316
    @azhard6316 Рік тому +50

    0:59 You play this game with your parents and this cutscene appears

  • @yetravellingsonc8372
    @yetravellingsonc8372 Рік тому +127

    Bayonetta 2 explained terribly
    -Sexual Flashback thing question mark
    -Jeanne attempts vehicular manslaughter
    -Cereza gets scammed
    -Enzo is a Santa denier (cringe)
    -Jeanne forgets the caviar and dies
    -Cereza nearly kills Loki
    -Luka has terrible depth perception
    -Give this kid some ibuprofen
    -It's time to fuck around in hell
    -Balder needs a hug
    -Dorito Man
    -Dorito Man becomes Window Man
    -Window Man becomes Man
    -Daddy
    -Enzo gets Thanos'd
    -Your Honor they are Lesbiabs

  • @milesv5579
    @milesv5579 Рік тому +29

    2:11 yes that toy f22 is beautiful

  • @haaendaaz3619
    @haaendaaz3619 Рік тому +64

    okay this is so funny when u know the meaning behind it the timing is impeccably quaint

  • @zackgamingtamparong5922
    @zackgamingtamparong5922 Рік тому +34

    The way she played volleyball she ate tho💋

  • @ericolivares.t
    @ericolivares.t Рік тому +117

    Bayonetta 3 doesn't have the charm that 1 and 2 had

    • @anonytantony8378
      @anonytantony8378 Рік тому +1

      @@notting2640 Aho ka?

    • @depressedpotato5361
      @depressedpotato5361 Рік тому

      ​@@notting2640stop coping my guy bayo 3 was just dogshit.

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Рік тому +4

      I think they mean the charm of the designs and writing aren’t there and I’m with them on this the 1st and 2nd game had a lot for it because platinum had full freedom in it while 3 feels like they water a good chuck down also most of the characters designs don’t look good in 3

  • @Exolotyze
    @Exolotyze Рік тому +37

    Bayo really pulled an Armstrong with that squirrel

  • @vaelle3046
    @vaelle3046 Рік тому +50

    they know exactly what they were doing with those angles

  • @ycrow7775
    @ycrow7775 Рік тому +51

    This game is a fever dream and i absolutely love it!

  • @mbrr-wm8zt
    @mbrr-wm8zt Рік тому +54

    Bayonetta 1 had the best funny and naughty parts. It got less in bayo 2 and now that im reading the comments im scared to play the 3rd game 😭
    I dont wanna be dissapointed

    • @Adri564style
      @Adri564style Рік тому +14

      Yup, prepare to be dissapointed, because there are no interest cutscenes and the story is a huge mess

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha Рік тому +7

      @@Adri564stylethe combat is good tho

    • @nathanalves3284
      @nathanalves3284 10 місяців тому +3

      Don't care about these comments, people are just being extremely dramatic as always you need to draw your own conclusions

  • @av1ra757
    @av1ra757 Рік тому +8

    The bayo 1, and 2 literally had most wildest camera angels in existence than the 3 😭

  • @thehumbleotori
    @thehumbleotori Рік тому +38

    0:53 GANG THE MOANING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO 💀

  • @blyatsuke2759
    @blyatsuke2759 Рік тому +39

    1:02
    fuck that light

  • @wolfgangchen7287
    @wolfgangchen7287 Рік тому +12

    Bayonetta my slayful queen

  • @galaxymonke557
    @galaxymonke557 Рік тому +7

    You know for Bayonetta and Mgrr being around the same time made, both games out of context is amazing

  • @Save0urSisters
    @Save0urSisters 8 місяців тому +8

    0:59 the game was published by Nintendo 😭😭

  • @ZacharyYu-k2u
    @ZacharyYu-k2u Місяць тому +3

    The reason this uhh ✨posing✨feels different from regular fanservice is that BAYONETTA is the one doing the ✨posing✨and not just a manipulation of the camera. It’s in her character

  • @lucastavaresesilva2177
    @lucastavaresesilva2177 Рік тому +7

    She said... SHE SAID LETS DANCE

  • @Jay_Dtiplayer
    @Jay_Dtiplayer 2 місяці тому +6

    "Daddy."
    "Daddy"
    "DADDY!"

  • @masterballplays
    @masterballplays Рік тому +10

    I just realized that bayonetta’s gloves were from the previous outfit and are not part of her hair

  • @actuallynotsteve
    @actuallynotsteve 6 місяців тому +4

    Bayo being hot as fuck and also leading you on before reminding you that she has a literal gun on every limb is so funny

  • @Zora.pk76
    @Zora.pk76 9 місяців тому +3

    Trust me when I say I only like this franchise because of the fun gameplay in the hilarious scenes and how they characters act

  • @user-zl4zo5tk3q
    @user-zl4zo5tk3q Рік тому +34

    3:54
    Jotaro...
    Dio....

  • @DungEnjoyerr
    @DungEnjoyerr Рік тому +4

    Bayonetta the savior of squirrels and not ma'am(s)

  • @TheChillennial
    @TheChillennial Місяць тому +2

    To be fair, in context, it makes just as much sense.

  • @hisokaackerman2.010
    @hisokaackerman2.010 6 місяців тому +5

    0:22 I thought that was Dante for a moment

  • @Patm-um8tg
    @Patm-um8tg 3 місяці тому +1

    the opening of “No one said you could TOUCH” 🤭

  • @DENISE-l6w
    @DENISE-l6w 2 дні тому

    Bayonetta and Jeanne all always ate and slay😊❤

  • @t.j.williams4613
    @t.j.williams4613 Рік тому +17

    The thing is I Know the context so well😂
    I love these games

  • @inspirit77
    @inspirit77 Рік тому +7

    if bayonetta 1 and 2 got released in 2023, it would immediately get cancelled. i just knew it

  • @hanahmichelle
    @hanahmichelle 5 місяців тому +2

    did i cry after beating both 1 and 2 but a little harder for 2 yes I did

  • @omnispork12
    @omnispork12 Рік тому +5

    This dmc level of out of context

  • @hawie
    @hawie Рік тому +1

    omg i got goosebumps and shivers on moon river climax

  • @GL00MYBEAARR
    @GL00MYBEAARR Рік тому +4

    sanest bayonetta moments

  • @Haru-rs2su
    @Haru-rs2su Рік тому +91

    I have no context whatsoever and I wonder what these two gay aunties are doing while completing their Christmas shopping list (that naked in the air scene wtf).

    • @akkoyukagari
      @akkoyukagari Рік тому +14

      If you really dunno, these two is a witches that fighting against angels. And yes, angels there isn't good characters

    • @eyelessjack_
      @eyelessjack_ Рік тому +1

      Just best friends catching up with each other 😎

  • @maryamsadath2871
    @maryamsadath2871 Рік тому +9

    what is happening.

  • @flare1547
    @flare1547 2 роки тому +43

    3:12 soy ese

  • @uwot225
    @uwot225 6 місяців тому +2

    I aspire to be like her

  • @goat284
    @goat284 Рік тому +14

    1:29 😳

  • @FanelFabien-p6c
    @FanelFabien-p6c 10 місяців тому +1

    He Rodler Alcohol. Lol..Yeah Said The Brother.. Laughing..Oh..Lol..

  • @starry-p
    @starry-p 5 місяців тому

    I’m losing my mind over this ( in the best way).

  • @destroyedgaga4947
    @destroyedgaga4947 7 місяців тому

    Balder screaming Rosa is all I need,
    Balder: Rosa, ROSA!!!!

  • @nathanbumagat2590
    @nathanbumagat2590 8 днів тому

    THE SECOND CLIP GOT ME

  • @havocadvent2
    @havocadvent2 Місяць тому

    I deadass thought I saw otacon in the thumbnail

  • @newerckaang7000
    @newerckaang7000 Рік тому +7

    Oh my god, is that Micheal Jackson 3:09

  • @kiwitarts9852
    @kiwitarts9852 Рік тому +1

    Jeanne is so pretty whit long hair

  • @cantgetoverit
    @cantgetoverit День тому

    first part of Bayonetta was just posay shots

  • @rangefromtblt4047
    @rangefromtblt4047 3 місяці тому

    As someone who hasn't played this game, *I really needed context.* 💀💀

  • @cassidynoelle741
    @cassidynoelle741 5 місяців тому

    Give me a crossover of Bayonetta and DMC Goddamnit!

  • @FanelFabien-p6c
    @FanelFabien-p6c 10 місяців тому +1

    Thats Shane And The Sister..Lol.. III M.SOLDIERS and Wario..The Most Wanted Man Oh
    .Lol..

  • @alenoxplays8448
    @alenoxplays8448 Рік тому

    Wolf: Helo Bayonetta from Bayonetta Bayonetta:Helo blade wolf from metal gear

  • @bruyinm919
    @bruyinm919 Рік тому +8

    Bayonetta 2 forced a lot the sexual jokes

  • @FanelFabien-p6c
    @FanelFabien-p6c 10 місяців тому +1

    Thats Jean Cadet No..lol.

  • @nekame
    @nekame Рік тому +7

    slay

  • @mr.CraZiHatz
    @mr.CraZiHatz 2 місяці тому

    5:28 my st00pid aess that time I fell from the motorbike I was riding with my father

  • @DENISE-l6w
    @DENISE-l6w 7 годин тому

    Ain't no way i just saw bayo butt😰

  • @LupzWild
    @LupzWild 6 місяців тому +1

    2:53 Armstrong vibes

  • @FainactifFR
    @FainactifFR Рік тому +8

    Nintendo game by the way.

  • @sansivargaming
    @sansivargaming Рік тому +2

    Poor horse 🤣🤣

  • @kiwitarts9852
    @kiwitarts9852 Рік тому

    Bayo 2 and 1 are the og

  • @CosfloudSpanishKoi
    @CosfloudSpanishKoi 6 місяців тому

    2:11 when i Play Bayonetta and Devil May Cry

  • @CoolerTheBetterSon
    @CoolerTheBetterSon Рік тому +1

    the moans

  • @elusivo3347
    @elusivo3347 8 місяців тому

    I should’ve appreciated Bayonetta 2 for what it was years ago before Bayonetta 3 came in, I thought the second game was weak compared to the first and that Bayonetta wasn’t as sassy as she was. But clearly I was ignorant and wrong cause what we got 8 years later….

  • @maskg1603
    @maskg1603 10 місяців тому

    I fuckiiiiin believe -Dies

  • @towk6369
    @towk6369 Рік тому +9

    1:04 what song is that

  • @FanelFabien-p6c
    @FanelFabien-p6c 10 місяців тому +1

    But Kid I Beat Your Games. Im A Chunk
    .Oh Guys Lets Get Wario Lost In The Game I Did..Lol.

  • @blueskythlikesclouds
    @blueskythlikesclouds 4 місяці тому

    5:51
    wait am I going insane? doesn't she say "shit I forgot about enzo" here normally??

  • @ForsakenSandpaper
    @ForsakenSandpaper 10 місяців тому +1

    I thought entire series is just make my pp hard without context. But it have lore. I kinda like cereza in lost demon, what happens to normal cereza?

    • @jr5715
      @jr5715 2 місяці тому

      Just play bayonetta 1 it explains most of it

  • @nadittar
    @nadittar Рік тому +1

    bayonetta 3 cutscene i so boring bai

  • @itspurplepaw6163
    @itspurplepaw6163 5 місяців тому

    what is bayonetta even about bruh

  • @junhalongbien944
    @junhalongbien944 Рік тому +15

    3:58
    "Hm"
    "Hm"
    *Cringe*

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Рік тому

      You're so stupid and you wants so much attention that type "cringe" out of nowhere. Internet sucks because of you kids

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Рік тому

      Anyway, thumb down

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Рік тому +1

      Gladly I'll never have children or they will born down

  • @weasel3478
    @weasel3478 Рік тому +2

    Some nerdy af guys made this game.

  • @DENISE-l6w
    @DENISE-l6w 2 дні тому

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEER WIDDDDDDDDDEEERR THANNNNNNNN AAAAAAAA MMMMMILLLLLLLLLLEEE 👹👹🌈🌈😅🌈👹

  • @AmeliaMastervally
    @AmeliaMastervally Рік тому +2

    I love lesbians man

    • @rjdn1384
      @rjdn1384 6 місяців тому +1

      Lmao when there not at all

    • @MrBackman85
      @MrBackman85 Місяць тому

      ​@@rjdn1384Let them dream. Bayonetta's for everyone. The creator is actually based.

    • @rjdn1384
      @rjdn1384 Місяць тому

      @@MrBackman85 the are c0ping soo hard its laughable

    • @MrBackman85
      @MrBackman85 Місяць тому

      @@rjdn1384 you mean "they are coping so hard" ?