@@Mewdo45shit I’ve been under the influence of nicotine for ages, so does that mean if I stop I’ll might be attracted to minors since I don’t now?????? HELPPPOP
"Now boy, I say boy, you gotta stop smoking that darned nicotine, boy! That nicotine, I tell ya boy, it'll make you wanna get in bed with a buncha middle schoolers, boy! Now stand up straight when I talk to you! You gotta,I say, you gotta listen to me boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"
He portrays himself as a lot of things. He knows nothing about anything. Even as a joking Satanist I have been cringing to death at times, the literal Devil deserves better. But yeah. He is not exactly known for... knowing. Anything. He probably has legit an IQ of 30, and that'sbeing generous. @@DeltaPi314
Is this going to be a tipping point? "I had to watch my humunculous pony wife and children burn inside a McDonald's bag....that's why I spoke to that 13 year old."
@@RickyRiceB "well, when combined with my acute hybrid sense of smell and the .. despair of watching loved ones perish at mine own hand..*sigh* ..it was a potent brew...an elixir of madness one might say...I should have known better, but, alas, ..my damned blood won't give me peace."
If he had left minors alone and just pleasured himself to fictional CP he would have been less of a danger to minors on the Internet I guess. Can’t prove it though
@@glitchyboi-nk1qv yeh, but bronies and furries are people I don’t want to ever give the benefit of the doubt. 9/10 times they’re creepin on someone, or an animal.
He's been in his coffin (group home) for over 1000yrs. Give him a break. First of all they probably don't let him around flammables. Number 2 he's only used to candle wicks and matches. Again he's 1000 +yrs old.
I like how he didn't even have the motivation to make or buy a fire pit. He just put it onto the concrete next to both grass and the house, then set it on fire.
I love that he has to be reminded of what he did to his ponies every time he goes outside. That sidewalk is going to be stained permanently by the melted plastic.
Imagine walking outside to seeing Jupiter causally burning pony’s and being as chill about it as that dude was. The amount of trash on his floor speaks volumes for how much this group home is doing.
What state is he in? Group homes in the midwest where I'm at don't allow anyone with any kind of sex offenses in their group homes and attempting to do one is a instant ticket out. Same again for violence.
@@sinjin8576as far as I know he's never actually been convicted of an sex offence. He's been caught chatting to minors or at least who he thinks are minors plenty of times but hopefully with the police having his devices it'll soon change conviction wise.
How does someone who's a lord of darkness, and a werewolf and a ghost hunter and an angel and a demon have trouble lighting a paper bag? ... with a lighter.
@@michaelhildebrandt1073 pretty sure you're misreading it since the 2 negatives in the sentence don't apply to eachother. "never been more relieved" (very relieved) to "not see smoke coming over the fence." (self explanatory)
@@BringBackAsbestos Nono that’s the Aberdeens there’s a dude in a shack in the middle of the swamps who baits you into his home with “dinner” before knocking you out & having his way with you 💀
Random 15-year old spoken to Jupiter “ Immolate the false effigies in the name of our dark lord”. Jupiter takes a moment to sturdy himself before departing to collect a Bic lighter to perform the dark deed….
I've been in a Cyraxx wormhole the last week. Seems the goblin has been calling out Akron PD directly and making threats. Jupiter content is a welcome change.
Think he’s gonna keep the ashes of his pony waifu. What’s he gonna do with them? Think he’s gonna either eat it, smear himself with it, or do you think he’ll go into forbidden necromancy?
I'm not trolling. I legitimately am diagnosed as schizoaffective. And these people ESPECIALLY jupiter, make my episodes and delusions seem very tame by comparison 😂 big ups Smokey🎉your videos always make me literally lol. Helps my mental health 😅
I swear he actively tries to be as disheveled as humanly possible. I feel like satan would have higher standards for his vessel on the mortal plane tbh
"So this is My last chance to say goodbye to everyone." Doesn't say goodbye, and tries to light it instantly. Sorry Sherratore (or however it's spelled) Vaush would have treated you so much better.
Jupiter and other PDF files bring shame upon the actual PDF format. Now Zoomers are resorting to Pages or Microsoft Word format every time they export their homework
20:50 Ash from burnt plastic is going to kill plants, not nourish them. It's nothing like volcanic ash, which isn't ash, either, it's microscopic shards of glass and rock. He is so smooth brained.
Bc they don't care in a recent vid jupiter was talking too lindabinda about blackmailing minors, and Linda says "can i say hi to your staff" and you hear the staff off screen say "no" 💀they all do not care and it's sad
One of those dudes you find yourself saying “oh I don’t need to hear anything I already know this dude is fucking insane, takes about 10 seconds to suss that out lol.
Idaho is a high-desert. Uncontrolled fires are a huge danger out here, as anything that isn't a front or back lawn is almost exclusively, particularly this time of year, dried out sage-brush. As you can see, we also have a lot of wind. The combination of these things, and Jupiter's stupidity, could easily have cost someone a home out here.
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That nicotine, I tell you boy
I'm glad nicotine doesn't affect me like that 😂
According to Jupiter it makes you talk to minors
@@Mewdo45shit I’ve been under the influence of nicotine for ages, so does that mean if I stop I’ll might be attracted to minors since I don’t now?????? HELPPPOP
"Now boy, I say boy, you gotta stop smoking that darned nicotine, boy! That nicotine, I tell ya boy, it'll make you wanna get in bed with a buncha middle schoolers, boy! Now stand up straight when I talk to you! You gotta,I say, you gotta listen to me boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"
Truly an epidemic
"Dust to dust, it'll feed the grass."
Bruh, it's literally just burnt plastic. It ain't fertilizing shite.
It gon do the opposite since burning plastic is bad for the environment.
For a guy portraying himself as being a farm boy he sure doesn't know a lot a bout farming.
@@DeltaPi314 The only way he's a farm boy is if a horse/cow kicked him on the head and caused him to act like this.
He portrays himself as a lot of things.
He knows nothing about anything. Even as a joking Satanist I have been cringing to death at times, the literal Devil deserves better.
But yeah. He is not exactly known for... knowing. Anything. He probably has legit an IQ of 30, and that'sbeing generous. @@DeltaPi314
Lol that's what I thought. It'll definitely just kill the grass if you dump it on.
I know they're inanimate objects but part of me cant help but feel like those ponies are free now. He cant hurt them anymore.
ikr I feel so bad for them 😭😭
As a song sang by a certain pony pred says
“Finally free from the pain of our home” 😂
There's a reason they burned so good besides being plastic 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@glitchyboi-nk1qvLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE
Someone call pony services. 😢
This is like Chris Chan destroying his medallion for his fake girlfriends, Jupiter's "girl" is definitely a troll lmao
Now he's known as the neighborhood arsonist. Not inaccurate.
I'd kill to see a bluespike deal with Jupiter.
I'd have zero sympathy for him
@@harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy which saga?
Breaking his Playstation was hilarious.
@@Mewdo45 I wonder what Jupiter's BlueSpike would be like
Is this going to be a tipping point? "I had to watch my humunculous pony wife and children burn inside a McDonald's bag....that's why I spoke to that 13 year old."
I'm sure that excuse will come out at some point!
The burning fluff from inside the pony must’ve resulted in a compound similar to nicotine
"um, she's 15 akshually" 🤓
@@RickyRiceB "well, when combined with my acute hybrid sense of smell and the .. despair of watching loved ones perish at mine own hand..*sigh* ..it was a potent brew...an elixir of madness one might say...I should have known better, but, alas, ..my damned blood won't give me peace."
@@TeethSinkI heard... Oh God I heard that in his voice.
11:52
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
Jupiter doesn’t wipe, he lets it crust.
I was eating 💀
I yelled
Thank you for that vivid image
Never again…please…
😂
With how greasy Jupiter is... Kinda surprise that he didn't go up in flames too
💀💀
💀 💀💀
😂😂😂
That’d be funny
Even flame itself knows better.
If you think you're gross remember you ain't this guy
Just seeing him makes me feel greasier than I really am
I always think that whenever the depression is hittin hard.
At least I'm not any of these ugly lolcows
If he had left minors alone and just pleasured himself to fictional CP he would have been less of a danger to minors on the Internet I guess. Can’t prove it though
@@brucecamp4448 Both also don't shower lets not forget that!
There once was a time I thought Chris Chan was the lowest a human could fall.
Oh christ I was so wrong
The smell of 3-4 years of Jupiters load soaked stuffed pony dolls burning must have been extreme.
Shit would make the Ohio incident look like a average gas leak.
😭🤮
😂😂😂😂
this comment took me out 😂 god that’s gross
LOAD SOAKED???
Daniel Larson vs Jupiter = Alien vs Predator
we ought to get all the lol cows in the ThunderDome and convince them to fight each other.
Predator vs. predator
Get Earl in that fight
Monsters vs Aliens
LOLLL
I'm actually very relieved that Jupiter is so ineffective at starting fires
You a brony or something?
@@scottoleson1997 brony or not it’s a good thing Jupiter’s inept at it, cause that’s 1 less reason he’s a danger
@@glitchyboi-nk1qv yeh, but bronies and furries are people I don’t want to ever give the benefit of the doubt. 9/10 times they’re creepin on someone, or an animal.
@@scottoleson1997ok but op is just stating that a creep like Jupiter is bad at lighting fires and not much else
@@scottoleson1997 lol
Never touching nicotine was the best decision i ever made, thank you crack
Yus crack and meth
Blessed be Coke
@@GigiBranconicoca-cola changes the mind and body in unspeakable ways
Lmmfaooooooo
😂😂😂😂
"So I don't have to look at their faces"
Haven't laughed that hard in a while
1000+ year old vampire hybrid, struggles to light a paper bag
He's been in his coffin (group home) for over 1000yrs. Give him a break.
First of all they probably don't let him around flammables. Number 2 he's only used to candle wicks and matches. Again he's 1000 +yrs old.
This sounds like the unholy chimera of a Chris-chan arc and Larson arc
Edit: How fucking funny would it be if his new GF is just Linda Binda trollin
shes definitely a troll whoever "she" is
I wouldn't rule it out!
@@WGGplant R@cist
Nah Linda prefers to use actual children
I fucking love Linda Binda dawg
I’m not gonna apologize
I like how he didn't even have the motivation to make or buy a fire pit. He just put it onto the concrete next to both grass and the house, then set it on fire.
He has a whole cumbjar contingency to splash the flames
Only you can prevent Pony genocide
It’s what Sheratora would’ve wanted
While it’s windy too 🙃
Twas a very seldom and respectful pony funeral alley fire
His girl “Jess” is guaranteed an undercover troll and I’m here for it.
why did the troll have to use my name😭😭😭😭 every time he says it a little piece of me dies inside😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Legit , I am excitedly awaiting that reveal. 🤣
I love that he has to be reminded of what he did to his ponies every time he goes outside. That sidewalk is going to be stained permanently by the melted plastic.
(Whispers in your ear)
...I'm sorry...
(Proceeds to tie you up and make you watch Rule 34 My Little Pony) 😂
@@芦白龙??
Average prank
"Im waiting for the wind to take it out"
….that’s not how fire works, dude
But that’s how wildfires spread. 🤡🤡🤡
when i feel ugly i just look at Jupiter
Unless you're cyraxx or daniel
@@Mewdo45I assume that person is comparing human looks, not goblinoid looks
He looks like your profile pic
@@Heretowatchvideos123 do not diss my man chester chomper like that 😒
I am unattractive but I am drop dead gorgeous compared to Jupiter
Imagine walking outside to seeing Jupiter causally burning pony’s and being as chill about it as that dude was. The amount of trash on his floor speaks volumes for how much this group home is doing.
What state is he in?
Group homes in the midwest where I'm at don't allow anyone with any kind of sex offenses in their group homes and attempting to do one is a instant ticket out. Same again for violence.
@@sinjin8576Idaho
I'd ask the dude if hes satanic or something
@sinjin8576 He's in Idaho from what older videos said, more than likely still there in regards of the group home
@@sinjin8576as far as I know he's never actually been convicted of an sex offence. He's been caught chatting to minors or at least who he thinks are minors plenty of times but hopefully with the police having his devices it'll soon change conviction wise.
How does someone who's a lord of darkness, and a werewolf and a ghost hunter and an angel and a demon have trouble lighting a paper bag? ... with a lighter.
I noticed he didn't burn his body pillow
😂😂😂😂😂
The same reason why the godess blue heart needs to take a plane
that melted toxic goop will not be feeding any grass my poor predator friend
I live next to a group home and I have never been more relieved to not see smoke coming over the fence
So like u do want to see smoke? Too many double negatives G
@@michaelhildebrandt1073 pretty sure you're misreading it since the 2 negatives in the sentence don't apply to eachother. "never been more relieved" (very relieved) to "not see smoke coming over the fence." (self explanatory)
He looks like a character you'd meet in RDR2
The dude inviting you to “dinner” in the swamps of lemoyne 💀💀💀
Exactly lol
"come.. lets burn my pinecone cows.. it'll cleanse my sins"
(old timey toy. you stick sticks into a pinecone and pretend it's a cow)
@@blu7384at least that dude had a hot wife/sister…..Jupiter just fat greasy and alone…
@@BringBackAsbestos Nono that’s the Aberdeens there’s a dude in a shack in the middle of the swamps who baits you into his home with “dinner” before knocking you out & having his way with you 💀
The perpetual Reddit mod look always twists my head, both Jup and Nova look so similar
_"This goes out to the doctor that CURED my beloved brother's CANCER... I forget his name..."_
"The ash will become food for the grass" oh yeah, the chemical toy ponies. The grass will love that XD
Bro borrowed some of the wind from Daniel’s April breakout to save his ponies from the fire
a whisper lives on in the winds..."kale"....
Random 15-year old spoken to Jupiter “ Immolate the false effigies in the name of our dark lord”. Jupiter takes a moment to sturdy himself before departing to collect a Bic lighter to perform the dark deed….
In his mind it was 100% a pivotal plot point for the regarded high fantasy pr0n he thinks he’s the protagonist in
lmao immolate is so funny idk why
I love his statement of "you're going to have to tell me the wild story about how you contracted cancer" like cancer is the common cold.
He said it as if he got an STI.
😭
Based on how he was talking about it, it seems as if it was a type of cancer caused by HPV which is sexually transmitted.
despite him going down two stair-steps like a toddler, its hard to imagine his group home just lets him… wander
Enrichment activities
That boy ain’t right.
"Waiting for the wind to put it out", dangerously stupid.
I've been in a Cyraxx wormhole the last week. Seems the goblin has been calling out Akron PD directly and making threats. Jupiter content is a welcome change.
The smartest thing for anyone to do is to threaten the police lmao
This dude is basically cyrax but if he was a brony
@Adam-hs9ft no Jupiter doesn't have the rage like Cyraxx and people actually get a chance to talk
Which channels have you been watching that have been covering him recently?
I feel bad for the Akron PD.
Compared to the crazys they deal with on a daily basis chance takes the cake
Jupiter looks like that dirty guy from Dragon Ball that knocks people out with his stink.
Don't do my man Bacterian like that. Bacterian may have never bathed once in his life, but he's far and away a better human than Jupiter.
@@connorscanlan2167 Bacterian may be a gross guy, but at least he ain't a diddler like Jupiter. Definitely a way better guy
Bacterian might be an alcoholic homeless person, but he's still many times more valuable to society than Jupiter.
Bacterian stans report in!
@@sinjin8576 You have to be pat down to make sure you're not bringing in hand sanitizer.
“But yeah..”
The chemicals from the plastic in those ponies will KILL the grass Corbin. Fertilize, lol!
He fertilizes his ponies for sure 😂
Jupiter‘s gonna pull a Chris Chan but instead of selling rocks, he’s gonna be selling pony ashes.
The whole insincere "I'm sorry, now stop being mad at me" tactic of people like this is so infuriating. All the lolcows do it.
Can Jupiter say anything that wasn't originally from some D-tier anime? Every sentence he says sounds like its a line from a fanfic
He literally thinks he's a hybrid who is married to a my little pony doll lol I think your expecting to much from such a person lmao 🤣
Think he’s gonna keep the ashes of his pony waifu. What’s he gonna do with them? Think he’s gonna either eat it, smear himself with it, or do you think he’ll go into forbidden necromancy?
Definitely all 3
he'll do a nick bate but with toxic ashes
Hes gonna smoke it to get "high off nicotine"
This is Chris Chan level of trolling.
I prefer this over some “Management team” coercing someone into doing stupid shit in public.
@@ChillHills I agree. Horrorcows should be dealt with and ridiculed but not at the expense of the innocent public.
No joke Chris went through something similar with the whole sonichu medallion destruction thing
@@obscureenigma THIS
16:39 the siren sounds in the background while hes burning shit is absolutely taking me tf out 💀
Bro its giving me anxiety😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not trolling. I legitimately am diagnosed as schizoaffective. And these people ESPECIALLY jupiter, make my episodes and delusions seem very tame by comparison 😂 big ups Smokey🎉your videos always make me literally lol. Helps my mental health 😅
Schizoaffective here as well and yup,this guy and Nova make me feel like im completely sane lol
Who wants to bet that Jupiter already has bought a new set of pony toys that are hidden from us?
Dude would probably start a harem
I swear he actively tries to be as disheveled as humanly possible.
I feel like satan would have higher standards for his vessel on the mortal plane tbh
Satan is rolling in his grave
now i am imagining Jupiter in a red seersucker suit
I look fucked up on purpose as a way to call beauty bullshit, and even then I'm not like THIS.
Bro is permanently greasey
I hate bronies, I don't get their obsession with me
"So this is My last chance to say goodbye to everyone."
Doesn't say goodbye, and tries to light it instantly.
Sorry Sherratore (or however it's spelled) Vaush would have treated you so much better.
God that's sad
I think whatever doesn't burn he's gonna throw away
I kinda got that vibe too
This group home doesn’t seem to supervise much
Jupiter the kinda guy to go to a costume party as a pile of clothes, wearing only 1 layer
why does every lolcow that thinks they're some divine being like my little pony has to be some correlation
This is why I prefer Littlest Pet Shop.
The intersection of autism and narcissism.
Right next to what looks like a wooden cladded house!! So much for his wrangler!
The sirens in the background are certainly appropriate! 😂
Jupiter the Hybrid is a predator.
Just like that sicko the white bowser
He's a hybrid of chris chan and larson
Oh really
Jupiter and other PDF files bring shame upon the actual PDF format. Now Zoomers are resorting to Pages or Microsoft Word format every time they export their homework
@General_Alek yep, do you feel superior about yourself for liking your own reply?
_"All this burnt plastic will feed the grass. Burnt plastic makes plants grow."_
Plastic and nut make grass😔
i swear, he looks more and more like he crawled out of a ditch with every passing day
20:50 Ash from burnt plastic is going to kill plants, not nourish them. It's nothing like volcanic ash, which isn't ash, either, it's microscopic shards of glass and rock. He is so smooth brained.
had a new guy start at my job and from a distance my heart dropped. this dude is like identical to jupiter and hes just as socially awkward lol.
just dont make eye contact and hold your breath when walking by
Oh god
If there's one thing I definitely don't associate with predators, it's arson.
Oh wait no that's exactly the thing I associate with predators.
That's what nicotine does to someone.
Exactly, we need some that good shit. Ketamine
I live nearby Jupiter, unfortunately. It's been QUITE windy, hot, and dry here. We have a lot of brush fires here and now I know why.
Sets little fire. EVERYONE FREAKS OUT. The world is crazy.
He could've found a torch . I mean no lighter fluid? WHAT KIND OF PYRO IS HE😂
a "dab tourch" is just a normal torch. people use them for dabs yeah, i do too, but they aren't associated with them directly.
@@mrs-dickey ok Ill change it lol u know what I ment
@@mrs-dickey I spelled torch wrong too lol
"pyro"
The cinematography was so perfect I cried you could really feel the emotions in this work of art.
hes perfecting the homeless look here.
The greasy, shaggy thinning hair is truly a look.
Blud got thay Croods look goin on
😭😭😭😭😭
Bro, what's his caregiver doing while he's out burning ponies
Right? Surely this would count as "being a danger to yourself and others"
@@momomomo69 oh the black guy is definitely one of the staff of the group home. I didn't finish the video until now.
Bc they don't care in a recent vid jupiter was talking too lindabinda about blackmailing minors, and Linda says "can i say hi to your staff" and you hear the staff off screen say "no" 💀they all do not care and it's sad
Getting paid. This is the majority of group homes btw.
@@SatansLilHelper616 A certified county group home staff moment.
He went to the route of Chris Chan. Thoes who didn't learn the history are doomed to repeat it. Fucking classic.
Him talking with the sirens in the background is comedy gold
DOES THIS WALKING SKID MARK KNOW WHAT A SHOWER AND BRUSH IS? my god every time I have the misfortune of seeing it his hair bugs the hell outta me
Same bro, I take care of my hair a lot and seeinf his hair just… FUCK 🥹
I k ow I was just saying he always looks greasy as fuck
Confused him again with Nova and was wondering how Nova suddenly grew a shrub
Volcanic ash creating the state of Idaho is the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard in my life
God took the lava and ash and used it to 3D print the landscape, roads, buildings and powerlines
8:18 - LMFAO best part. The little whisper, "I'm sorry..."👌🤣🤘
lol, waiting for the wind to blow out a massive fire?
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he acts like this, or the fact that he actually thinks he's threatening.
ive seen more threatening shit in the toilet than this thing-body
jupiter gotta be one of my favorite modern lolcows. just the way he speaks is so entertaining and like his mannerisms and shit. so good
I bet those aren't the real ones, those are backup ponies!
(Whispers in your ear)
Proceeds to make you hold Jupiter's 'real pony collection, the ones that are stuck together and smell quite musky
@@芦白龙 I'm going to cry
The hype on this guy has died down too much, thank you for still keeping us updated and posting about him,WE APPRECIATE YOU
Someone get this weird girl some shaving and hygiene supplies.
“There’s barely any wind..” *WHOOSH!!*
One of those dudes you find yourself saying “oh I don’t need to hear anything I already know this dude is fucking insane, takes about 10 seconds to suss that out lol.
Idaho is a high-desert. Uncontrolled fires are a huge danger out here, as anything that isn't a front or back lawn is almost exclusively, particularly this time of year, dried out sage-brush. As you can see, we also have a lot of wind. The combination of these things, and Jupiter's stupidity, could easily have cost someone a home out here.
I swear, if this dude is really a Pisces, I'm changing my birthday. I don't wanna share an astrological sign with someone like him(?)
Chris Chan is also a Pisces, lol
if it was anyone other than Jupiter, I'd almost say those lens obstructions were purposeful. artful, even.
The firetruck in the background 💀
yall have to remember that jupiter thinks they have souls and feelings. he genuinely believes that he’s burning them alive.
Jesus he’s devolving
imagine the fuckin firefighters show up and he's just like HEY THIS IS A CONTROLLED PONY BURN
He thinks burning polyester will fertilize the grass?
He has the brain of a 7 year old
I like how there's a literal cow wrangler in this one.
I love how he’s so much a failure he can’t even get the burning ponies in frame
The broken light at 13:35 💀
That excuse has big Steamed Hams energy to why he is burning shit. Amazing writing this season of Lolcows
This is nuts! The jupiter developments never let you down. Great video
Spooky burning musky ponies in his yard like that
why do i imagine nova when i hear this dudes voice lmaooo
The most neck bearded man on earth. Making cobes look well kept.
Lol @ 8:45..."so I don't have to look at their faces...the sacrifices I have to make...."
I think that stream is the only time I've ever seen this dude wearing a shirt
So let me get this straight... We got Chris Chan, who's Jesus, and then we have Juipiter, who's Satan ( 11:42 )? I want to see these two fight now.
I can’t believe he set his entire family on fire
Was the ween inspired by Debra Green or Gene Keidel?
the random jupiter impression caught me so off guard- i laughed my ass off it was too good 💀💀💀