Jupiter The Hybrid - The Story of Tik Toks Worst Degenerate Part 2

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  • @Z3r0_L1f3
    @Z3r0_L1f3 Рік тому +938

    Jupiter blaming nicotine for his grooming of little kids is like somebody blaming caffeine for attempted murder.

    • @TheBingusBongus
      @TheBingusBongus Рік тому +85

      “Your honor, my client may have run over 13 people behind the wheel of their Hummer. But in his defense, he had a Red Bull that morning.”

    • @rustyirl
      @rustyirl Рік тому +59

      @@TheBingusBongus”your honor, free bird was playing”

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 Рік тому +23

      ​@@TheBingusBongusAt least he didn't drink one of those Mountain Dew energy drinks, drink that shit and you're basically a nuke on a hair trigger.

    • @orlandomartinez5484
      @orlandomartinez5484 Рік тому

      @@seanboggs215nah bang or Gfuel cans got even more caffeine in em (300 mg each) those will make you feel like you’re having a heart attack

    • @Driscoll1997
      @Driscoll1997 Рік тому +13

      @@rustyirl understandable. Trial Dismissed

  • @snafvs
    @snafvs Рік тому +928

    As a victim of familial abuse myself, very similar to Jupiter's abuse, I can say that he is milking his upbringing as an excuse for his behavior. I smoke, I drink, yet I don't do any of the pathetic shit he does. This man is a monster, and gives a bad name to abuse victims.

    • @thathumburgerismineasshole5739
      @thathumburgerismineasshole5739 Рік тому +2

      I'm sorry you went through what you went through and I hope you can find as much strength and happiness in your life as possible despite such trauma. There are people that do care and you're never alone. Fuck whoever did that

    • @kevinbrooks9074
      @kevinbrooks9074 Рік тому +4

      victim blaming

    • @snafvs
      @snafvs Рік тому

      @@kevinbrooks9074 hm?

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine Рік тому +58

      I don’t think it’s victim blaming at all when you’re just holding someone accountable for their actions. I personally had a pretty crappy childhood too, and I hurt people along the way that I never should’ve hurt and they were right to be mad at me because my upbringing and the abuse I dealt with was never an excuse to be a jack ass and treat others like it was their fault that I was miserable.
      As a sidenote, even though I was hurt as a child, I never once even thought to harm a child in any way that was even mildly inappropriate.

    • @kevinbrooks9074
      @kevinbrooks9074 Рік тому +3

      @@LoreleiCatherine In a quiet town, beneath a sky painted with twilight hues, two hearts converged in a dance of love. Alex and Jamie, both men, discovered their connection transcended societal norms. Their love was a symphony, echoing through the streets, a testament to courage and authenticity.
      They faced adversity, yet their love remained unyielding. Friends became allies, families embraced acceptance, and the town evolved. In each other's arms, they found refuge and strength. Their love story, one of resilience and unity, taught the town that love knows no bounds. Together, they painted the world with the vibrant colors of gay love, forever changing their lives and their community.

  • @I_LOVE_SEGABASSFISHING
    @I_LOVE_SEGABASSFISHING Рік тому +1546

    Tbh kinda glad he's back, 1 because the internet has a good eye on him and 2 more people are gonna clown on him, as they should

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost Рік тому +18

      He doesn't seem well.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Рік тому +130

      I'd really prefer it if he were in jail

    • @SpectreblueLeftTesticle
      @SpectreblueLeftTesticle Рік тому +50

      same with cyraaxx, daniel larson or bowsah. better having them online getting eyes on them if not in jail

    • @Mitzi-chan224
      @Mitzi-chan224 Рік тому

      He's a degenerate, he should stay offline.

    • @deepcrab
      @deepcrab Рік тому +33

      ​@@AbrasiousProductionsuntil he actually gets some consequences legally, I'm glad the internet is watching and recording if he does anything else fucked up

  • @JaxonHaxon
    @JaxonHaxon Рік тому +315

    She's 16: She shoulda walked away
    He's 18: **"I WAS A CHILD!"**

    • @hansmoleman2666
      @hansmoleman2666 Рік тому +1

      Sadly that goes both ways with the vitriol right wingers have towards anyone dating anyone’s below their current age age days.
      Why can’t he use the “I was a child excuse” when an 20 year old dating an 18 year old makes them a predator in 2023 to anyone who leans slightly right.

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 Рік тому

      Girls mature faster than boys, I think that checks out

  • @XxGrohlxX
    @XxGrohlxX Рік тому +172

    “high on nicotine” is something i expect someone from the ages 10-14 to say

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Рік тому +8

      Dude a ten year old would make fun of you for that

    • @dylanram4653
      @dylanram4653 Рік тому +7

      dude u know the vape he holds is a weed vape? this makes that even funnier dude says hes high on nic and its so bad then casually pulls out a fucking weed pen lmfao@@GigiBranconi

    • @jaeydec
      @jaeydec Рік тому +1

      @@dylanram4653 he's so high on the nicotine that he forgot!

  • @sadpacman3290
    @sadpacman3290 Рік тому +359

    "You were 18" "I was a child" The same guy thinks the age of consent should get lower, while considering 18 a child.

    • @JustSortaOK
      @JustSortaOK Рік тому +28

      Creeps like Jupiter and Chrischan will do whatever mental gymnastics they think will defend themselves

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому

      This is the ultimate endpoint of Twitter "postminor" discourse.

    • @jolynepriestess
      @jolynepriestess 8 місяців тому +2

      He said “I was a child” because he was claiming that he was actually 14. He was “correcting” them

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama Рік тому +188

    he wants to have a substance abuse problem soooo bad so it can relieve him of any responsibility

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Рік тому +24

      Right? Pretty ridiculous, because if you behave like a complete asshole while you’re high or drunk, you’re still responsible for what you did. Blade tries it all the time with his actual late stage alcoholism and it doesn’t play. I don’t know why dude thinks nicotine is an excuse.

    • @MrCobalt
      @MrCobalt Рік тому +14

      There's something really unnerving about his eyes. Whenever he attempts to be expressive with his face, it feels like a poor imitation.

    • @bettycrispy397
      @bettycrispy397 Рік тому

      Yet he CAN’T. Cause he knows ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. Dude never leaves his house, has zero interpersonal relationships in the REAL WORLD.
      Him and that weirdo Linda are losers and have no friends or even family. I can’t even feel sorry for ‘people’ like these.

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Рік тому +11

      @@MrCobalthe’s wearing someone else’s face 💀

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Рік тому

      ​@@MrCobalt Pedophiles have a distinct lack of ability to show emotions.

  • @toefingers
    @toefingers Рік тому +117

    I can’t get over how he looks 30 now but still sounds 13 its so jarring

    • @shearedsheep1284
      @shearedsheep1284 7 місяців тому

      @HarkinTheSkunklike actually blind? How’d you type this lol

    • @brittenpearson3111
      @brittenpearson3111 4 місяці тому

      There another guy who’s 30 but looks 16 some certain goblin

    • @888Pungy
      @888Pungy Місяць тому

      ​@shearedsheep1284 id assume talk to type, and there exists web browsers for the blind that read everything out.

  • @gregthehedgehog0956
    @gregthehedgehog0956 Рік тому +411

    Man, this has been the Year Of The Lolcow hasn't it?

    • @honeynutreviews332
      @honeynutreviews332 Рік тому +55

      While Chris was in jail, we had a lolcow renaissance

    • @thebokan3926
      @thebokan3926 Рік тому +12

      Now Chris is back

    • @bigk4026
      @bigk4026 Рік тому +24

      @@thebokan3926exactly. We are living in the worst time line. Internet lol cow content house would be like Sam Hyde’s fishtank on steroids on meth.

    • @thebokan3926
      @thebokan3926 Рік тому +3

      @@bigk4026 brother you just gave me the best idea to pitch to Sam hyde do you want to help with the power point!

    • @bigk4026
      @bigk4026 Рік тому +9

      @@thebokan3926 oh believe me they already know. He has talked about trying to someone like king cobra jfs in the past. They don’t trust those people and neither do I. Don’t want to spend money on a project and have them tank it.

  • @bradfjord
    @bradfjord Рік тому +96

    Nicotine and alcohol has me saying Please and Thank You Very Much to the bartender.

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi Рік тому +1

      Ikr, it's rare to find bars these days that still allow smoking

    • @sadieteawalsh
      @sadieteawalsh Рік тому +3

      You’re more animal than human!

  • @Deadly7K
    @Deadly7K Рік тому +17

    "I have the power of dragons, demons, vampire and werewolves! Butttt I need to go to public areas for wifi access" 🤓

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots Рік тому +40

    The ol cyraxx excuse
    C-"Marty that was in the past. Quit bringing up things from the past"
    M-"That was 3 days ago cyraxx"

    • @jimbabwe3
      @jimbabwe3 Рік тому +2

      "Let it go, Marty!! That's old!"

  • @YashGaram
    @YashGaram Рік тому +217

    The crossover between lolcow and mlp will never cease to amaze me. Should be a case study honestly.
    ~peace be with you all this day~

    • @ARandomVogon
      @ARandomVogon Рік тому +18

      I'm pretty sure that there was a case study on the links between being a brony & liking kids

    • @YashGaram
      @YashGaram Рік тому +18

      @@ARandomVogon Doesn't surprise me. Not every pwedator is a lolcow; but almost every lolcow is a pwedator. Especially Bowser.

    • @ARandomVogon
      @ARandomVogon Рік тому +10

      @@YashGaram I CAN'T BELIEVE IT- BWACK BOWSAH WIKES KIDS?!?!
      😂

    • @monoriada117
      @monoriada117 Рік тому

      its pretty simple, regards are attracted to media designed for children

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Рік тому

      @@ARandomVogonnah nah that’s white bowsah. Bwack bowsah respects & is attracted to milfs 😩😭

  • @tiltedjay4803
    @tiltedjay4803 Рік тому +330

    Lolcows never stay off the internet 😂

    • @oatmeal0
      @oatmeal0 Рік тому +8

      fr

    • @thealien_ali3382
      @thealien_ali3382 Рік тому +6

      Brov I genuinely don't care about the internet tbh I hardly have time for anything 😂

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass Рік тому +10

      They wouldn't be lolcows if they took good advice and learned lessons.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Рік тому +2

      Exactly. I thought Chris would have stayed away or had a small modest presence. But guess what. They’re back and doubled down.

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 Рік тому +1

      I don't know. I haven't heard anything about Creepshow Art in a long time as far as I'm aware of.
      Although she's probably more of a horrorcow.

  • @wrexvincent
    @wrexvincent Рік тому +189

    I feel like the Mr Snowflake documentary on him is a reason hes come back as well. Its super comprehensive and succinct in how horrible Jupiter is and casts a wider audience to ne aware of him.

    • @soHatey
      @soHatey Рік тому +13

      Yeah that's what I was thinking too, it's fucking great

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Рік тому +11

      I need to watch that, Snowflake’s done good work.

    • @PurplePimp221
      @PurplePimp221 Рік тому +4

      Snowflake’s doc is great, he knows how to do it right

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas Рік тому +2

      Mr snowflake nabs these narcissists! We deserve a collab

    • @deevee666
      @deevee666 Рік тому +2

      It isn't a documentary. It is literally just publicly available videos of Jupiter edited together. No commentary whatsoever. Jupiter's antics speak for themselves.

  • @lenorebunny
    @lenorebunny Рік тому +25

    the subtle Mario Sunshine background music really puts me at ease, thanks Smokey

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  Рік тому +7

      Glad you enjoy it friend 💯

  • @connorscanlan2167
    @connorscanlan2167 Рік тому +37

    These people can never change. They're incapable of taking responsibility. He can't even look her in the eyes; he's too busy trying to look like an angsty anime character staring off into the distance.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Рік тому +6

      If cows could change, they wouldn’t be cows.

    • @mistertracey1
      @mistertracey1 Рік тому +3

      He's out somewhere getting free internet

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Рік тому +1

      @@mistertracey1And scoping out for minors.

  • @UnderfedShmuck
    @UnderfedShmuck Рік тому +8

    Someone saying "hey anonymous, try to find me" was not even in my late 2023 bingo card

  • @Giloball-w1f
    @Giloball-w1f Рік тому +70

    You can replace jupiter with cyrax at so many points and it's the same person

    • @kaneda956
      @kaneda956 Рік тому +6

      Him and Danderson will prolly join his Shadow Collective

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Рік тому

      Cyraxx, Daniel Larson and Jupiter make Chris Chan look like a saint

    • @nerdtanks1439
      @nerdtanks1439 Рік тому

      Same personality, huge difference in mass. 😂

  • @JoyDavidson
    @JoyDavidson Рік тому +40

    I freaking love the Linda Binda character .

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Рік тому +16

      Something about her unnerves me. Idk why I just can’t understand anything about her & my ape brain takes over 😭

    • @Narcoanalysis
      @Narcoanalysis Рік тому +4

      I had a hard time deciding if it was a bit or not😅

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Рік тому +7

      I didn’t like the character when I saw them pop up in Terri Joe/Jeorgia Peach videos. Cause she was so awkward and cringey. Which I don’t consider funny. She would be off beat and ruin the vibe and people were just over her. It’s like this weird Colleen Belinger type humor which is dated. But I like what she’s doing here.

    • @JoyDavidson
      @JoyDavidson Рік тому +10

      @@ChillHills anyone that wrangles weirdos for the internet to see is OK in my book. I do see what you mean, though.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills Рік тому +18

      @@JoyDavidson Not only that, but she’s really good at interviewing. That interview she did with the sister is professional level. Not a lot of UA-camrs have that. I’m talking about ones who base their channels off of interviewing people. I went to school for journalism and communications. This was miles better than a lot of those people.

  • @AlrightStingy
    @AlrightStingy Рік тому +150

    would be pretty hysterical if Jupiter was actually going against the hacker group, anonymous 😂

    • @tomothybahamothy
      @tomothybahamothy Рік тому +8

      I thought that's what he meant lol

    • @Purpmaster
      @Purpmaster Рік тому +12

      That would be amazing, seeing him go up against a group that’s capable of taking on governments. That would be some next level shit 😂

    • @GhostofJamesMadison
      @GhostofJamesMadison Рік тому

      The disbanded a decade ago, the ppl that claim they are anonymous are a buncha activists working for the FBI

    • @AnonYmous-wm6wq
      @AnonYmous-wm6wq Рік тому +4

      We are legion

    • @____________838
      @____________838 Рік тому +1

      I am Alpharius.

  • @dylanparrott8347
    @dylanparrott8347 Рік тому +121

    with Jupiter's past you ALMOST feel bad for him but once you know what he got exposed for everything just goes out the window with me personally he's a monster

    • @Bluwolf-ib3qb
      @Bluwolf-ib3qb Рік тому +6

      “I dId AnD sTiLl Do ReGrEt My AcTiOnS”

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy Рік тому +7

      A tragic backstory only gets you so far in life.

    • @fbimom4205
      @fbimom4205 Рік тому +2

      Chris Chan also had a tragic upbringing but that’s no excuse for what he did.

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 Рік тому +5

      That's the thing with most cows: you can _almost_ feel sorry for them, until they choose to behave the way they behave. Sure, there's the odd one in there that you can genuinely feel sorry for, (Pixieteri for me, she obviously was crying for help, and wasn't hurting anyone) but for the most part, they're usually godawful people.

    • @ImYourCherryBomb
      @ImYourCherryBomb Рік тому +7

      Empathetic but not sympathetic. I feel empathy for his childhood but I can’t sympathize with the person he became.

  • @seanboggs215
    @seanboggs215 Рік тому +55

    Shit, he's back?! I should've known, creeps like this always return to the scene of the crime! Good on ya, Smokey, for making sure this creep's return didn't go unnoticed.

  • @angeloluna529
    @angeloluna529 Рік тому +22

    Imagine if star wars had a astromech droid called P3-D0, but in human form?

    • @gwaaar13
      @gwaaar13 Рік тому +13

      And his sidekick R2- #metoo

  • @Annie5.56
    @Annie5.56 Рік тому +115

    Wow, a hybrid dragon/werewolf/goldish dungeon master that opts to be a changling into a homeless thrift store version of Jack black.
    Thanks Smokey for keeping us posted on the pred lolcow updates! ❤

    • @curvaceouslyjayce6527
      @curvaceouslyjayce6527 Рік тому +5

      The way i nearly spat out my drink- XD I love this so much XD :P

    • @axolotl-fortress
      @axolotl-fortress Рік тому +10

      That's James Gray. Star of hit films like "university of pop", "taco lucha", "indomitable B and the plectrum of fate"

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket Рік тому +8

      jack black is actually hot though.

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket Рік тому +4

      oh nm, i see why you said this. 6:24 clip

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 Рік тому +2

      I love this thread

  • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
    @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. Рік тому +144

    I think the My Little Pony community needs to start gatekeeping alot harder, because there are a ton of these weirdos that feel welcomed by them.
    It makes this already strange group look even weirder.

    • @turgburger
      @turgburger Рік тому +45

      if they start gatekeeping weirdos, the whole community goes under.

    • @lb5818
      @lb5818 Рік тому +28

      what are they going to gatekeep, they're all grown men that watch a cartoon for little girls

    • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
      @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. Рік тому +6

      @@turgburger then that is the cost. Lol

    • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
      @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. Рік тому +13

      @@lb5818 atleast the predators. It can't only be predators that are into mlp. But maybe I am wrong. You got chris, bowser, and jupiter.

    • @dixiekitsune8382
      @dixiekitsune8382 Рік тому +17

      The MLP fandom has the same issue as the Furry, Undertale, Gacha, and any other fandoms. It is inherently impossible to gatekeep someone from a fandom entirely; all that someone needs to be part of a fandom is to say that they are.

  • @rickypicture9026
    @rickypicture9026 Рік тому +11

    dude jupiter looks like a demented version of ricky and julian from trailer park boys

  • @raulduke2823
    @raulduke2823 Рік тому +14

    Linda Binda is really forking cool.

  • @GPlasticBeach
    @GPlasticBeach Рік тому +23

    The fact that Jupiter never looks into the camera aka makes eye contact for the entirety of that video is very telling; it's one of the most common signs of lying, often done so by children and adults with low intelligence. Meaning that Jupiter does not feel remorse, was fully aware of what he was doing, and he plans to go back to doing the same shit as before.

    • @ninjanunch27
      @ninjanunch27 2 місяці тому

      Not making eye contact is anxiety. Not feeling comfortable not always means someone's lying

  • @itzpurple_queen9711
    @itzpurple_queen9711 Рік тому +40

    How tf does Jupiter believe that Linda loves him and isn’t just trolling? It baffles me 😂

    • @Cott0nkitties
      @Cott0nkitties Рік тому +10

      Fr though. And even how she talks to him you’d think he’d know by now 💀💀💀

    • @zacksnell2316
      @zacksnell2316 Рік тому

      He's just horny af I think

    • @Zerojimm
      @Zerojimm 7 місяців тому +1

      Smokey said in the first video that he believes it's a mix of mild autism and simply not being that bright. Others think he might be inbred or that his Mom drank when he was in the womb.

  • @basedchicana1776
    @basedchicana1776 Рік тому +13

    I just got done rewatching the first video on him, the timing couldn't have been any better

    • @lando8913
      @lando8913 Рік тому +3

      Finding there's already a follow up to a video you just watched is the best, lol.

    • @basedchicana1776
      @basedchicana1776 Рік тому +1

      @@lando8913
      Exactly
      And I didn't actually expect him to come back, a stupid assumption, because now we may have another lolcow in the roster

  • @areallyboredindividual8766
    @areallyboredindividual8766 Рік тому +9

    "I was a child, I was a kid"
    "You were 18"
    That cracked me up a little

    • @Zerojimm
      @Zerojimm 7 місяців тому

      Which he's got no response for so he just reasserts his former status an 18-year-old child.

  • @boxcarTV
    @boxcarTV Рік тому +7

    jupiter watched the mr snowflake documentary and said “i got one more”

  • @sirksees
    @sirksees Рік тому +11

    I once blamed weed for my cringy failed flirting attempts with people in the past... it was NOT weeds fault. It's never weeds fault, I was just cringe! Blaming NICOTINE??? FOR P*DO SHIT????? LMAOOOO

  • @Youre_a_wizard_shark
    @Youre_a_wizard_shark Рік тому +9

    Just like how he wants people to back off as if People will say "oh ok. Go ahead and be a creep til you get caught again"

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime Рік тому +10

    Just in time for Halloween, the most horrifying thing, a TikTok pdf file

  • @DARKONE-666
    @DARKONE-666 Рік тому +11

    He grew a mustache character development

  • @maverickmayhem6368
    @maverickmayhem6368 Рік тому +18

    Tbh I am excited for more Jupiter content, more Jupiter content from Smokey

  • @JumptheTrench
    @JumptheTrench Рік тому +18

    They always return… but usually when they do it gets worse..

  • @YoungGodOG
    @YoungGodOG Рік тому +14

    Gotta watch those Nicotine Levels. Cig Box says may cause PDF behavior

  • @vos11749
    @vos11749 Рік тому +4

    This creature should be in a deep dungeon as a boss fight monster it sounds like.

  • @vonbeedle554
    @vonbeedle554 Рік тому +15

    he looks like a regarded Gerard Way

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Рік тому +4

      Regard Way?

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 Рік тому +1

      When I was a young boy, my brother tied me to a chair.

  • @MyT1m3
    @MyT1m3 Рік тому +16

    I guess Jupiter and Browser buy the same brand of cigarettes. Cutie mark brand.

  • @thyrampantpigeon
    @thyrampantpigeon Рік тому +26

    The thing is, there probably are people telling him to make more videos, this might make him/lolcows in general think that they have a fanbase to come back to, but they don't want more videos because they like them.

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 Рік тому

      Same deal with Chris & Raxx. They’re both so delusional & think that they have genuine fans who adore them & their work but in reality they’re just a bunch of farmers tryna squeeze every ounce of milk they can outta these creeps

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko Рік тому +3

    It’s like he thinks she’s somewhere in the building and is constantly looking for her instead of looking at the screen

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions Рік тому +20

    I swear predators blame their sickness on the silliest things, nicotine really?!🤣

  • @dallacebedard1840
    @dallacebedard1840 Рік тому +3

    Very very weird point to make but I'm currently replaying ff7.....and you definitely have the "town music" in the background. Thats awesome lol😊

  • @velmulnir1196
    @velmulnir1196 Рік тому +5

    subtitles greatly appreciated

  • @chrisgilbert5461
    @chrisgilbert5461 11 місяців тому +1

    "Me im good with my....... But im also very good with my hands". Dude didnt even know what he was good at so he litterally had to back track and steal tj's thunder

  • @johntaylor7029
    @johntaylor7029 10 місяців тому +1

    "I'm not a PDF!" Screams the Manlet growing a creepy greasy pdf stash.

  • @block4562
    @block4562 Рік тому +22

    I hate when people say "I'm sTuBbOrN 😏" like it's a fun cheeky quirky thing. It's not.

  • @QuandaleBerdly
    @QuandaleBerdly Рік тому +3

    I literally watched your first video about Jupiter last night lmao

  • @1odie2
    @1odie2 Рік тому +14

    A hybrid on Halloween, and I'll be smoking a hybrid later tonight. Thanks for the video, Smokes.

  • @demonofjapan
    @demonofjapan Рік тому +6

    I need a cartoon of Jupiters fr that’s the wack pack

  • @mikem9384
    @mikem9384 Рік тому +5

    She asked what should the consequences be and he gave a response that makes it sound like he's running for governor. Totally dodged that question.
    He is going to talk to minors. The fact he couldn't give a real consequence for if he did again, shows he probably already has talked to minors again.

  • @NintendoBoy64
    @NintendoBoy64 Рік тому +5

    If Jupiter is a werewolf vampire hybrid then we must stave him off with silver crucifixes

  • @tunagorila5704
    @tunagorila5704 Рік тому +2

    “Ah you see Mr. Officer I had my morning vitamine pills one too many and accidentally locked 7 children in my neighbor’s basement for 3 months, I’m sorry if that was a little quirky I will be more careful with my vitamines next time”

  • @generalginx
    @generalginx Рік тому +7

    Bro cared more about how “rough” it’s been being a vampire-werewolf-demon-dragon hybrid than he did talking about the actual situation at hand he’s supposedly “taking accountability for”💀That says enough all on its own

    • @seanboggs215
      @seanboggs215 Рік тому

      I'm still just trying to figure out how he can be a hybrid of four different creatures at once. This asshole seems like that one guy at every D&D session who flips his shit and whines about not being able to play his super duper extra special game breaking mary sue power fantasy character. As if I needed another reason to hate this guy.

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots Рік тому +8

    I haven't listened to the sister's interview and honestly probably won't but if the family is like that i hope she made it through it unscathed or at least in a great mental space if she didn't

  • @biffitup2525
    @biffitup2525 Рік тому +3

    So he wants to lower age of consent while also claiming that he should be excused for violence because 'he was a child" at 18? Does he not see the problem here?

  • @Miami_Fred
    @Miami_Fred Рік тому +4

    Bros got the jack Marston mustache

  • @carpesolis
    @carpesolis Рік тому +4

    Well, I can see he's at least wearing a shirt. Not sure if he's going for a Wolverine look or a "look at how little I've been taking care of myself oh woe is me."

  • @yureio
    @yureio Рік тому +1

    aw bruh, he's BACK? yuuuck.. Thanks for the vid smoke, love your stuff!

  • @GnosticElohim
    @GnosticElohim Рік тому +4

    New nicotine warning lable...May make you attracted to children.🤣

  • @seanboggs215
    @seanboggs215 Рік тому +7

    Also, as if it wasn't obvious already, his new p3do 'stache really drives the creeper vibe home, doesn’t it?

  • @LuchadorMasque
    @LuchadorMasque Рік тому +5

    his brother is in jail for being a PDF file

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 Рік тому +2

    He even has the anime type arc where he grew a mustache so you know hes older and wiser now.

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 Рік тому

      The last time an anime character grew a mustache, some pretty devastating things happened.
      (Eren)

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata Рік тому +6

    Jupiter smoking on that pred-pack

  • @redbanana6841
    @redbanana6841 Рік тому +1

    There's a proverb that will always ring true when it comes to users and abusers:
    "What happens once, happens twice."

  • @ThrobbingChomboni
    @ThrobbingChomboni Рік тому +6

    He puts 3xtra sauce on the Taco about nicotine cuz he was a Mormon. They teach their members that it's not good for the " mind" or body and it was a very easy thing for him to grab it since it was probably drilled into him from the time he could pee his Pampers

  • @BIGRob118
    @BIGRob118 Рік тому +5

    we have a mental health problem

  • @MaxisRichtofen
    @MaxisRichtofen Рік тому +5

    blaming nicotine is a new one for me, it's a very child like mindset

  • @davidbeach5563
    @davidbeach5563 Рік тому +3

    Because of that weird creepy vibe that Jupiter gives off within 30 seconds of hearing him speak, i really sincerely doubt any parent ir guardian would EVER leave their child alind with him. God, at least i think so!

  • @the-mech-romancer
    @the-mech-romancer Рік тому +6

    oh shit a predator making a return...a true halloween scare

  • @TeethSink
    @TeethSink Рік тому +10

    Hearing the way smokey says pony is very satisfying lol

  • @joe_krogan
    @joe_krogan Рік тому +1

    we used to keep people like this locked up in padded rooms for a reason.

  • @darkbrisco
    @darkbrisco Рік тому +4

    Not to split hairs here, but did he ever mention what brand of cigs had em acting up? Them Chesterfields are bad news man.

  • @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411
    @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411 Рік тому +3

    the cigarettes made him do it lmao

  • @SquidJumping
    @SquidJumping Рік тому

    Ah, nice lil treat for me! Smokey uploaded!

  • @RubberShogun
    @RubberShogun Рік тому +7

    Man, lolcows are something. Definitely teetering onto horrorcow stats

  • @hughcucumber
    @hughcucumber Рік тому +2

    Did that monster really dare Anons to go after him?

  • @SunnyDeLite
    @SunnyDeLite Рік тому +2

    high on nicotine has to be the most christian bible study shit ive ever heard

  • @Physictsdrumtoo
    @Physictsdrumtoo Рік тому +3

    I still want Linda Binda to talk to Cyraxx

  • @BioticPlatypus
    @BioticPlatypus Рік тому +2

    I mean the Surgeon General DOES warn that nicotine causes smokers to want to creep on children.

  • @genVwithaswitch
    @genVwithaswitch Рік тому +1

    the ben 10, twilight, and dungeons and dragons took me out bro 💀 imagine if he became the omegapedo

  • @red.valentine
    @red.valentine Рік тому +1

    "I'm doing okay" well damn, that fucked up my whole day

  • @CassyCat4
    @CassyCat4 Рік тому +3

    He coulda rode into the sunset but now hes on the Cyraxx train to tainted fame!

  • @stfugoober
    @stfugoober Рік тому +10

    HE DOES LOOK LIKE A PIRATE

  • @foxarror
    @foxarror Рік тому +1

    6:26 so he blames nicotine for him being a predator but he’s still vaping??? Lord

  • @Chromatome
    @Chromatome Рік тому +2

    By Jupiter's logic John Wayne Gacy became a serial killer/pedofork the second he had his first drink.

  • @Dazertron
    @Dazertron Рік тому +3

    9:37 "I was trying to hard to keep things under wraps" He's not ashamed of his actions he is ashamed that he let himself get caught.

  • @TheRealMattyMatt
    @TheRealMattyMatt 11 місяців тому

    I really enjoy you and kiwi's videos. I show all my friends and family cyrax and Chris chan videos now😂😂 I was dying when y'all were talking to Travis the other night. Keep doing what y'all are doing these videos are amazing I hope you and kiwi get a show or something in the future y'all are hilarious

  • @KHaskins23
    @KHaskins23 Рік тому +6

    The guy obviously has a ton of trauma and now it's turned him into a delusional mess but it doesn't excuse him from the crimes he's committed. I'm sorry him and his sister went through some childhood abuse caused by a loved one that was supposed to protect them but not only he should be locked away in jail but also given court-ordered psychiatric care.

  • @BradRedacted
    @BradRedacted Рік тому +3

    The line about only dating minors for show amazes me

  • @OneThiccThresh
    @OneThiccThresh Рік тому +1

    My biggest mistake in life was not finding a host for my pony 💀💀

  • @Zerojimm
    @Zerojimm 4 місяці тому

    He wants so badly to be a monster. But he can't accept that being feared also means being hated.

  • @krisgab3684
    @krisgab3684 Рік тому +4

    AYO LETS FUCKING GO! HAPPY HALLOWEEN SMOKEY! hope ya have a good day👌

  • @PuppyGirl2000
    @PuppyGirl2000 Рік тому +2

    As a smoker, a nicotine "high" at most buzzes you and nicotine doesn't make you want to diddle kids

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 Рік тому +2

    Us dragons don’t claim him… DRACARYS 🐉🐉🐉

  • @RosebudDelicious
    @RosebudDelicious Рік тому +1

    Have a great day smoke, thanks for all the content