The Insane Jupiter The Hybrid Interview

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  • @TheBingusBongus
    @TheBingusBongus 11 місяців тому +2520

    “Just make sure your audience doesn’t hate me.”
    Too late.

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 11 місяців тому +16

      Trololololo lololo lololo, hohohoho

    • @lemonadelunacy3291
      @lemonadelunacy3291 11 місяців тому +32

      Bro stays thinking people can control what their audience thinks 😂

    • @BenjyMaine
      @BenjyMaine 11 місяців тому +8

      Buddy didn’t vet Ol’ Smokey’s channel 😂😂

    • @APsychicMonkey
      @APsychicMonkey 11 місяців тому +19

      He should have thought of that before threatening to bury people in the Idaho backwoods.

    • @redbanana6841
      @redbanana6841 11 місяців тому +10

      Smokey's response to that -right from the scripture of our lord and saviour Christ-ina Weston Chandler- was absolute gold.

  • @ryan4197
    @ryan4197 11 місяців тому +729

    Smokey's ability to casually talk shit is absolutely unmatched.
    "YOU DO NOT TALK BAD ABOUT DUKE!"
    "Dukes a predator, I don't give a fuck, fuck duke"
    Bro I'm in tears

    • @charlie-jd3ls
      @charlie-jd3ls 11 місяців тому +36

      I WAS CRYING LAUGHING!!! “WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAYYY!!” 😂😂😂😂 1:31:27

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 11 місяців тому +33

      I love how he references chris chan.
      ON MY COMMAND DONT HATE ON JUPITER

    • @-kdot-2332
      @-kdot-2332 3 місяці тому +6

      Lmao gotta love the bluntness

  • @SqueakiestChair
    @SqueakiestChair 7 місяців тому +211

    Jupiter looks like if you took human DNA and injected it into vanilla pudding

  • @the-mech-romancer
    @the-mech-romancer 11 місяців тому +1819

    jupiter calling out annonymous sounds like timmy turner's dad vengefully snarling dinkleburg's name

    • @lookatmyghost
      @lookatmyghost 11 місяців тому +24

      LMAO

    • @amelyar.3238
      @amelyar.3238 11 місяців тому +14

      LMFAO 😭😭

    • @kyneilen
      @kyneilen 11 місяців тому +12

      Lmfaooooo omg corememory unlocked

    • @kickrocksmaybe
      @kickrocksmaybe 11 місяців тому +11

      ITS WAY TOO LATE AT NIGHT FOR ME TO BE LAUGHING LIKE THIS LMAOOOO 😭😭💀

    • @Aguy-lg6sb
      @Aguy-lg6sb 11 місяців тому +16

      Dinkleburrrrg….

  • @insertname7397
    @insertname7397 11 місяців тому +1432

    "I just wanna be a good boy"
    Creepy as fuck genuinely.

    • @dertydawgman2942
      @dertydawgman2942 11 місяців тому

      - a 25 year old man with a history of physical violence, some of which was sexual in nature

    • @lilturtle2364
      @lilturtle2364 11 місяців тому +51

      Fr 😂 like who tf says that

    • @tarantaran533
      @tarantaran533 11 місяців тому +91

      Bro is a real life creepypasta

    • @JUMOVAS
      @JUMOVAS 11 місяців тому +57

      @@tarantaran533 shadow raven the killer 😭💀

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 11 місяців тому +32

      Reminds me of chrises baby talk. just ugh

  • @GloomyGhoulicious
    @GloomyGhoulicious 11 місяців тому +389

    "Jupiter do you just hate... Black people?" Has to be my personal favorite moment. Zero hesitation and the immediate confusion from everyone else in the call 💀

  • @KraKen_-_010
    @KraKen_-_010 11 місяців тому +968

    The chris chan referance with the "i want everything off the internet" was funny af especially since he was oblivous to it💀

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 11 місяців тому +32

      The jordie Jordan bit had me laughing out loud like a maniac 😂

    • @KristenZianourry2015
      @KristenZianourry2015 11 місяців тому +9

      I agree

    • @voldendream
      @voldendream 11 місяців тому +5

      I also love the other references like jfscobra and Tony lol

  • @k.t.dennison3114
    @k.t.dennison3114 11 місяців тому +1485

    1. You can’t declare insanity in Idaho.
    2. You get buzzed on nicotine, not high.
    3. Bowsers a predator.

    • @steveinsanity1
      @steveinsanity1 11 місяців тому +94

      I love getting high on nicotine..don't take away my hopes and dreams.

    • @hdmiRabbit
      @hdmiRabbit 11 місяців тому

      @@steveinsanity1i overtdosed on nic😭😭

    • @LLight4
      @LLight4 11 місяців тому +75

      I used to smoke moderately for a few years, and even that elevates your tolerance to the point you don't feel any buzz, you only feel ok again. Last (and only) time I felt a nicotine buzz was my first year smoking, when I was 17, I think.
      Dude's smoking regularly, there's no buzz anymore, just lying

    • @bambjr1221
      @bambjr1221 11 місяців тому +13

      I started smoking when i was 12 or 13, then went to smokeless tobacco a few years later, which ive continued to this day. One "pinch of snuff" is like smoking 3 cigarettes at once, "buzz-wise." Th'only time i personally felt a "buzz" (aka "sick") was with 3 snus'es lining my lip while smokin 2 cigs at once. Just Say No.
      Idaho sounds insane.
      Idk who any of these people are.

    • @LLight4
      @LLight4 11 місяців тому +13

      @bambjr6045 oh, yeah, snuff. Forgot about that thing. Yeah, you should not play around this thing. Should you try to smoke too many cigarettes all at once, you'd cough your lungs out before completing such a dumb task. But with those pouches, you can load it all in your mouth and pass out, I guess. I don't know.
      Nicotine's a bitch and I strongly advise against it. I quit drugs and alcohol and I'm fine, but Nicotine cravings are worse, man.

  • @footfungus3000
    @footfungus3000 11 місяців тому +1156

    "i have a HIGH sense of smell, and i could TRACK you all down."
    "do you smell yourself?.."😭
    1:25:22

    • @Senzuballs
      @Senzuballs 11 місяців тому +47

      When they finally went mask off at the end I was wheezing 💀

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 10 місяців тому +11

      "HES ALREADY DEAD"

    • @xMotherOfDragonsx
      @xMotherOfDragonsx 10 місяців тому +9

      I've been giggling at this for about 20 minutes

    • @extraspicytigerroll
      @extraspicytigerroll 9 місяців тому +2

      FUCKIN DEEEEAD 😂😂😂

    • @privateinformation2960
      @privateinformation2960 7 місяців тому

      it kind of implies if we watch long enough we would catch him walking around in circles wondering where the ass smell is coming from because hes totally hygienic.

  • @SentMyOwnWay
    @SentMyOwnWay 11 місяців тому +1037

    Man I gotta tell you guys, that nicotine turns me into an absolute savage.

    • @Snappy650
      @Snappy650 11 місяців тому +91

      My buddy had a second cigarette once, ended up jumping through my neighbor’s window

    • @OttoVonBonesmarck
      @OttoVonBonesmarck 11 місяців тому +42

      that nicotine makes me have that DAWG in me

    • @lemonadelunacy3291
      @lemonadelunacy3291 11 місяців тому +27

      ​@Snappy650 a SECOND cigarette bro?!

    • @notsafef0rlife
      @notsafef0rlife 11 місяців тому +31

      Just hit the burnt guava ice and now im feelin romantical

    • @Ticklemybols
      @Ticklemybols 11 місяців тому +3

      @racheltheehermit7314W choice

  • @siriusdragon
    @siriusdragon 11 місяців тому +869

    I cannot with his "Were-pyer" abilities keep him up at night! All I can see is the stat effector from Skyrim when you're a werewolf. "You're beast blood doesn't allow you to get a restful sleep!"
    "Criminality doesn't run in my family" No, it FROLICS FREELY!!

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 11 місяців тому +57

      I’m not sure anyone in his family runs, if I’m honest

    • @Klaus1386
      @Klaus1386 11 місяців тому +5

      lol!@@AFarmerCalledChicken

    • @GasolineBoots
      @GasolineBoots 11 місяців тому +30

      Oh it runs rampant and roughshod all over the males in his family. The one sister that’s been interviewed seemed fairly normal and well adjusted

    • @XxX-vi9if
      @XxX-vi9if 11 місяців тому

      His gene pool is a puddle

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 11 місяців тому +14

      Like a vampire from Skyrim as well(in tandem with his discord mod build) whenever he steps outside gets “your blood boils in the sunlight” 💀💀💀

  • @joshk.7528
    @joshk.7528 11 місяців тому +638

    Seeing a dude named pheonix wright take a drag out of an extendo cigarette while whatching Jupiter doing his fighting stance made me spit out my fucking drink

    • @MNDood2122
      @MNDood2122 9 місяців тому +23

      His looks made me laugh fr like “damn that’s pretty good” “oh damn” 😂😂

    • @privateinformation2960
      @privateinformation2960 7 місяців тому +5

      i wondered what the fuck that thing was. is it a long cigarette or some kind of holder/filter? sounds like a stupid question but i knew poms that had no idea you can get packs of 50 in australia. (cant now, theyre more than $120 per packet. because bad for health so tax so no one does it but earns too much money) thats what 'double happiness' is for thankfully.

    • @snoipergaming
      @snoipergaming 5 місяців тому +13

      that guy's expressions was all around comedy gold, especially when jupiter starts rambling about having kids leave the room

    • @Star_man_with_power
      @Star_man_with_power 5 місяців тому +3

      Who is that guy

    • @jewelaloo7831
      @jewelaloo7831 4 місяці тому +13

      @@Star_man_with_power Phoenix Wright is a veteran defense attorney who heads the Wright Anything Agency. Mostly specializing in criminal trials, Wright is renowned for his ability to turn seemingly hopeless cases around.

  • @lightlysalted2564
    @lightlysalted2564 11 місяців тому +645

    british person here. 16 is not considered an adult in the uk at all and everyone here would consider this guy a nonce for being with a 16 year old regardless of whether it's legal or not.

    • @TheBlejac
      @TheBlejac 11 місяців тому +35

      If he got caught by your catchers, that "nonce-aliser" machine you guys are using would explode XDXDXD

    • @CatyaZamalodchikova1976
      @CatyaZamalodchikova1976 11 місяців тому +30

      @@TheBlejacYep. You gotta give it a good blow 😂 We also have high rates of Lieabetes and noncealitis.
      You’re actually talking about Predator Exposure - they’re quite a polarising team. Most teams don’t mess about like that and humiliate the pred - it’s just about getting them to acknowledge what they’ve done and holding them to account until the police arrive. The cops ARE given all the info but consistently fail to act, citing lack of resources, so a team will turn up on their doorstep with all the evidence, holding the pred on a Section 24a citizens arrest, thereby forcing the cops to attend.
      Jupiter would FREAK OUT if Phil turned up on his doorstep - ‘We’re predator exposure and we’ve just exposed your f’kin ar5e!’ 😂😂😂

    • @enfieldlammergeier
      @enfieldlammergeier 11 місяців тому +15

      @@CatyaZamalodchikova1976
      Oh lmao. British police… I remember me and my friends called the police on a guy who was taking upskirt pictures of school girls. The police said “it’s not illegal to take pictures of people in public so we can’t do anything”.
      However the guy was absent the next year, so maybe they did get him eventually.

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 11 місяців тому +14

      @@enfieldlammergeierthey probably did, creeps often commit repeat crimes. It’s why all the celebrities that turn out to be predators tend to have more than one victim, because when they don’t get caught the first time, they take it as a chance to do it over and over again until they receive consequences for it.

    • @enfieldlammergeier
      @enfieldlammergeier 11 місяців тому +13

      @@gregjayonnaise8314
      I still find it insane how taking upskirt pictures of minors in public is not a crime apparently. Definitely should be

  • @realnicknobody
    @realnicknobody 11 місяців тому +2525

    Bowser, Natedawg, and Jupiter are predators.

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 11 місяців тому +33

      Facts!

    • @hunters6940
      @hunters6940 11 місяців тому +82

      Nate Dogg, like the rapper?!?

    • @NGScoob
      @NGScoob 11 місяців тому +98

      Cyraxx too

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 11 місяців тому +100

      And Daniel Larson

    • @KrivellaDeVille
      @KrivellaDeVille 11 місяців тому +26

      And Evan! Can’t forget Evan!

  • @lars_ulrich
    @lars_ulrich 9 місяців тому +214

    I did not expect that adult man to have that leaking helium tank of a voice.

    • @imlerith1800
      @imlerith1800 6 місяців тому +12

      Cow wrangler does as well, they sound like two little kids arguing

    • @googleimagesradiohost
      @googleimagesradiohost 6 місяців тому +15

      @@imlerith1800 I thought Cow Wrangler was a woman for a good while.

    • @PBI45
      @PBI45 6 місяців тому

      yeah well funny thing is that cow wrangler isn't a pedophile so they're not equally as annoying, not even close. ​@@imlerith1800

    • @hhornette
      @hhornette 5 місяців тому +15

      @@imlerith1800cow wrangler is trans i don’t think he’s on T yet tho so his voice may sound high in pitch

  • @MokyCho
    @MokyCho 11 місяців тому +896

    1:20:22 “one more crack about pedophilia and I’m leaving” and Smokey immediately coming in with the fuckin “Jupiter why are you such a pedophile” holy shit that shit had me dying lmao😭💀💀💀

    • @WednesdayTargaryen
      @WednesdayTargaryen 11 місяців тому +19

      And didn’t leave

    • @lauranquakenbush5238
      @lauranquakenbush5238 11 місяців тому

      Lmaooooo

    • @Mr37Kyle
      @Mr37Kyle 11 місяців тому +3

      Lets keep this comment at 420 likes

    • @Senzuballs
      @Senzuballs 11 місяців тому +4

      The whole mask off bit had me gasping
      I come back to this whenever I’m having a bad day

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 7 місяців тому +4

      That was Brian Risso

  • @hazybubblegum
    @hazybubblegum 11 місяців тому +444

    "I get tons of women" "i got bad boy vibes" fucking sent me !! boy who you trying to convince us or yourself

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  11 місяців тому +78

      😂😂 he really tried

    • @Random_Tecro
      @Random_Tecro 11 місяців тому

      What do you mean? He IS a bad boy! He gets all the underage girls!

    • @thealien_ali3382
      @thealien_ali3382 11 місяців тому

      Smokey am actually sick of dating an just given up, Its quite easy for me to get a woman, but it's getting boring now. So am not currently looking for a relationship, I am just have one night stands 😉​@@SmokeyMcC

    • @willbilly8738
      @willbilly8738 11 місяців тому +11

      @@SmokeyMcCif you want to set it up I’ll box Jupiter. In a legit gym all above the board

    • @im_kittard
      @im_kittard 11 місяців тому

      @shadowbanned1999not the jewish nazi pfp 💔😭

  • @thescatman208
    @thescatman208 11 місяців тому +284

    "you've angered my disciple and now you're gonna pay for it" FIRE ASS LINE🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @garylenn
      @garylenn 10 місяців тому +17

      BAR

    • @meltedWax169
      @meltedWax169 9 місяців тому

      Forever you've damned yourself, now you must await till you're bit

    • @Lucidplays34
      @Lucidplays34 9 місяців тому

      That's the Devil for you

    • @gangstergoji2k5isgod
      @gangstergoji2k5isgod 9 місяців тому

      It's an amazing line. Too bad it was said by a pedo, so all It's fire just got extinguished.

    • @SeraphiDreams
      @SeraphiDreams 8 місяців тому +25

      WE GOIN TO JAIL WIT DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Bustyn_Anya
    @Bustyn_Anya 11 місяців тому +662

    Jupiter needs to consult Cyraxx for some audio engineering tips lmao

    • @koalop34
      @koalop34 11 місяців тому +38

      Then white bowser and Daniel Larson have to get together to form the preadteers by their powers combine, they make captain predator!

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 11 місяців тому +4

      @@koalop34 oh dear hell no

    • @vultusalbus4216
      @vultusalbus4216 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah he should ask Cyraxx “I want to know something”, like that time Cyraxx got arrested

  • @boofgremlin
    @boofgremlin 11 місяців тому +439

    Watched this live. When he flat out admitted it, my jaw dropped. Never thought he'd actually admit it like that.

    • @at0micwerew0lf
      @at0micwerew0lf 11 місяців тому +61

      Well he was wacked out on nicotine...you know those nicotine rampages.

    • @MrPsyren99
      @MrPsyren99 11 місяців тому +38

      ​@@at0micwerew0lfI actually invaded Poland once while high and nicotine

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 11 місяців тому +17

      Then when he puts the blame on nicotine was too funny to hear without laughing
      “I WAS BEING IMPULSIVE BECAUSE OF THE NICOTINE, SO THATS WHY I BECAME A PDF FILE”

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MrPsyren99Ahh, old European traditions

  • @RobExNihilo
    @RobExNihilo 11 місяців тому +216

    Jupiter: _Criminality does not run in my family._
    Jupiter in the same breath: _Only two brothers have been imprisoned._

    • @dixierekt8096
      @dixierekt8096 10 місяців тому +5

      It shuffles like AirsoftFatty going up the stairs

    • @okzyzz
      @okzyzz 6 місяців тому +1

      He was sexually assaulted by a family member as a child, he has said in another interview that he can't go near children because he would do what was done to him.

    • @OceanSea12
      @OceanSea12 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@okzyzzmakes me feel kinda bad tbh. Not to defend him or anything but like, imagine if he turned out remotely normal

  • @chrischansfantabottlecolle4368
    @chrischansfantabottlecolle4368 11 місяців тому +2126

    "All of us are SO much higher than you've ever been, Jupiter. And we're not soliciting underage kids"
    -Kiwi
    Fucking LEGENDARY.

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 11 місяців тому

      “BOYS WILL BE BOYS”

    • @SozIDontTHaveAName
      @SozIDontTHaveAName 11 місяців тому +87

      Once they said that the whole giggling interview suddenly made sense

    • @tree4318
      @tree4318 11 місяців тому +3

      same

    • @TradBarbie
      @TradBarbie 11 місяців тому +8

      OMGosh that is an epic line!!
      I relate to it so much 😂

    • @prometheandemise776
      @prometheandemise776 11 місяців тому +21

      Kiwi needs to do a merch run with that on it lol

  • @honeynutreviews332
    @honeynutreviews332 11 місяців тому +326

    Jupiter: Pedos deserve the death penalty
    Jupiter I kid you not 4 seconds later: My brother doesn't deserve the death penalty because he turned his life around.

  • @habibikebabthe4th868
    @habibikebabthe4th868 11 місяців тому +546

    I took a hit off a vape once and I could not stop talking to minors in Minecraft.

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 11 місяців тому +50

      Dude at least you didn’t start talkin to crafters 😖

    • @thecolorpurple4807
      @thecolorpurple4807 10 місяців тому +20

      You’re playing Minecraft, in the cave, looking for diamonds

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 10 місяців тому +21

      To be fair that's like the standard for Minecraft players these days

    • @vultusalbus4216
      @vultusalbus4216 10 місяців тому

      I don’t talk to minors at all. I no longer talk to them just to be safe, especially those of the opposite sex. Those of the same sex are not a problem. That would be p£d3rasty, and I don’t see the point of ruining boys’ lives as a grown man. But that’s not all. You can get framed by adult women who make sh1t up just to get you in trouble because for some obscure reason they don’t like your presence. I understand other men who are scared of talking to women because they’d rather be labeled gay than misogynistic or p3d0, because one is a felony and other is a misdemeanor. Being a homo is neither of those in the West. Besides most of us have access to the Internet, so there’s no point in actual romantic/s£xual relationships or friendships. I’d rather be labeled a homo than a p3d0, because being a passive man is not illegal. It might be an issue to some’s dignity, but not to some’s freedom. If I got HIV it would a blessing compared to being labeled a p£d0. People are not going to want to remember you if you’re the latter. If you got HIV people would have more compassion for you, because scorning a dying person is against any morality standard. You can’t discriminate against people whose days are numbered like cancer patients.
      I will say that if Jupiter were a disease it would be Rabies meets AIDS, Mad Cow, Ebola, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and Cancer combined.
      I do support those who call him a ch0mo, but I think he should be institutionalized. Some ill intentioned autistics may use his case as an excuse to call out the government if they were to execute him. The same reason for why we don’t put p£d0s to death if they happen not to be Christian.
      I know I may be cancelled myself for saying that, but I’d rather be cancelled for telling the truth than be praised for telling lies. I am Vultus, not Vlad freaking Pootin

    • @ministerofasia7392
      @ministerofasia7392 10 місяців тому

      ​@@thecolorpurple4807 that's funny I'm in the same cave looking for minors -nicotine addict.

  • @Venuswenis007
    @Venuswenis007 11 місяців тому +470

    Cow wrangler has got to be my favorite reoccurring protagonist in the saga of the kiwi-smokey predator reporting

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 11 місяців тому +31

      Wrangler 2024,

    • @Venuswenis007
      @Venuswenis007 11 місяців тому +18

      @@REfan2002 that's my president

    • @womble10576
      @womble10576 11 місяців тому +10

      wrangler is an absolute goat!

    • @BahhBahhBrownSheep
      @BahhBahhBrownSheep 11 місяців тому +7

      She doesn’t really know when to let up is the problem. I love the grilling too but she needs to learn when to let the delusion spill out and hear the silly crap they have to say too. Thang god kiwi and Blade helped with that

    • @gangagod900
      @gangagod900 8 місяців тому

      I don't know if it's a he or she is it ??​@@BahhBahhBrownSheep

  • @Giloball-w1f
    @Giloball-w1f 11 місяців тому +335

    Look I know he is a dangerous predator but when he said to hide your kids at the start I nearly passed out from laughing.

    • @Glitterrattrap_
      @Glitterrattrap_ 11 місяців тому +13

      Now he starts caring about the kids.

    • @thewizard2390
      @thewizard2390 11 місяців тому +4

      Because he doesn't want to get in deeper trouble

    • @clydecross1983
      @clydecross1983 11 місяців тому +1

      He's definitely not dangerous. He's just an idiot that doesn't understand what he's doing wrong. He's lonely because of the fact he's so crazy. So any attention at all will suffice. He probably needs to be locked up or have a handler so he's not a nuisance. But he's not dangerous. I imagine a 13 year old girl could probably take him

    • @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN
      @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN 11 місяців тому +8

      Someone should take that clip (video and audio) and hang into it to use as a donation alert for if and when they stream.

    • @wretchedgamer4903
      @wretchedgamer4903 11 місяців тому +1

      He's gotta make it more exciting for himself when he's on the hunt

  • @akirakai8048
    @akirakai8048 10 місяців тому +125

    19:26 As someone who lives in a country where the legal age is 16, we as a society still view it as predatory, immoral, gross, and fucking weird for an adult to date a 16-year-old.

    • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
      @YEETUSDAFEETUS 6 місяців тому +13

      these people don't understand legal doesn't mean it's gonna be viewed as a good and moral thing

  • @zvidanyatvetski8081
    @zvidanyatvetski8081 11 місяців тому +370

    If Jupiters brain was made of silk it would barely make a pair of shorts for a canary

    • @jimbomcbob7849
      @jimbomcbob7849 11 місяців тому +18

      Mmmh, yes, very wise

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 11 місяців тому +13

      That’s a great insult lol

    • @ShowerOnceYearly
      @ShowerOnceYearly 10 місяців тому +24

      That sounds like an ancient chinese general roasting the opposing general he thinks little of

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 10 місяців тому

      😅 they require very little shorts

    • @Shibacki
      @Shibacki 10 місяців тому +4

      what an interesting insult lmao

  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 11 місяців тому +322

    I was laughing my ass off at work watching Jupiter pretend to be possessed by the devil live. How is this guy even real?

    • @lunebadru5997
      @lunebadru5997 11 місяців тому +12

      Meth

    • @Ollo-teddo
      @Ollo-teddo 11 місяців тому +32

      Da auto-tismo

    • @The_FreedomZone
      @The_FreedomZone 11 місяців тому

      Delusional people who are powerless will often believe in possessing forms of magic to cope with reality. Jupiter doesn't like the fact that he is a flabby p3d0 from Idaho. So it's easier for him to declare himself a vampire werewolf or whatever.

    • @jaeydec
      @jaeydec 11 місяців тому +30

      the "this is lucifer speaking" made me scream at like 2am

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Ollo-teddoAs an autist, don't compare us with that lobotomite

  • @medhathobo
    @medhathobo 11 місяців тому +165

    Holy shit I cried laughing when he did the body swap thing and pretended to be the devil.

    • @lilturtle2364
      @lilturtle2364 11 місяців тому +16

      🤣🤣 kept looking away too like dude we know you lying

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 11 місяців тому +25

      ‘I’m innocent I’m innocent
      Oh it’s not working, crud how do I convince them
      *Hang on, I’ve got a foolproof idea’*

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 11 місяців тому +15

      ​​@@toastle8005'lemme Satan real quick'

  • @djeurosham
    @djeurosham 11 місяців тому +227

    Don't fret about the audio too much. The content was so interesting I kind of started ignoring it after a minute.

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 11 місяців тому +18

      Factual, I was working listening to this love and just started zoning it out cause of how hooked I was onto this stream

  • @slidemethegat
    @slidemethegat 11 місяців тому +252

    “I was drunk half the time” “it’s okay Brian Risso understands” 😂😂😂 Smokey you are funny as fuck

  • @shelby5809
    @shelby5809 11 місяців тому +82

    "his bellybutton gets home 5 minutes before he does" LMFAOAOAOISJFHOFOS

  • @squidymeares
    @squidymeares 11 місяців тому +137

    What kills me is Jupiter keeps saying these shitty, anime-like one liners over and over. "I don't have the heart" or "I don't want my family to bury another" like dude he's so fucking cringey.

    • @failwailtv216
      @failwailtv216 10 місяців тому

      it's common in autistic people to do that, they speak in a stereotyped fashion or echo lines from anime or media they like (echolalia). when people do this it's a dead giveaway that they're profoundly autistic

    • @valentine-br1ok
      @valentine-br1ok 10 місяців тому

      i noticed that too i think since he’s autistic (not an excuse for anything btw) and def didn’t learn SHIT about how to treat others and interact with others, he literally just speaks in scripts or shit he’s already heard bc he’s not empathetic as a human enough to come up with anything original or from the heart to say

    • @dixierekt8096
      @dixierekt8096 10 місяців тому +11

      Bro really thinks he's the main character, the day White Bowser's life turned into an anime? Nah, Jupiter's life was always an anime according to him.

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis 10 місяців тому +4

      Dude stop disrespecting the half werewolf half vampire half dragon like that

    • @lia05-o8l
      @lia05-o8l 10 місяців тому +2

      God ikr

  • @Ghostface2252
    @Ghostface2252 11 місяців тому +353

    I don't know how you and Kiwi do it, pretending to be on Jupiter's side before turning the tables on him. I feel like I would immediately go for the throat like our favorite Wrangler.

    • @Ghostface2252
      @Ghostface2252 11 місяців тому +17

      @druidic4353 True but he does this all the time at this point. Kiwi and Smokey don't normally do this.

    • @silverdirtgamer3390
      @silverdirtgamer3390 11 місяців тому

      @@Ghostface2252a lot of these lolcows have zero self-awareness or critical thinking skills. You just have to play to their egos a bit and they’ll think you’re best friends

    • @GasolineBoots
      @GasolineBoots 11 місяців тому +8

      They played him so well. It was great entertainment

    • @Ghostface2252
      @Ghostface2252 11 місяців тому +9

      @markparkerjr.9001 It was one hell of a ride and I wasn't expecting them to keep pretending after Cow Wrangler and Nick got done roasting Jupiter.

    • @GasolineBoots
      @GasolineBoots 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Ghostface2252 they were so skillful. And yeah, they kept him on the hook for hours!

  • @admiralrhino4049
    @admiralrhino4049 11 місяців тому +91

    "Only HALF of my brothers were sent to prison for being sexual with children"

    • @eugenehatin.420
      @eugenehatin.420 10 місяців тому +5

      Not just that but he they were with their little sister as well so I would imagine they learned it somewhere.

    • @thatartkid5317
      @thatartkid5317 6 місяців тому +4

      Don’t forget the one who’s out of jail has kids🤢

    • @LOREisDEAD
      @LOREisDEAD 3 місяці тому

      ​@@thatartkid5317 When I heard that, I instantly said "he's molesting those kids." There's no way he's not.

  • @thundrbaze
    @thundrbaze 11 місяців тому +303

    Smokey out here playing only use me blade while quoting Chis Chan truly a master of the craft

    • @twitchybristles
      @twitchybristles 11 місяців тому +32

      Telling the audience, at his command, to take everything off the internet was *chef's kiss*

    • @Renee2day598
      @Renee2day598 11 місяців тому +2

      Fr!😂

    • @Colonel_RamRod
      @Colonel_RamRod 11 місяців тому +11

      @@twitchybristlesJupiters pretty delusional throughout this all. Knowing these people perceive him as a lolcow he’d be more likely to take susceptibility to Smokey (“Rizzo” lol) I mean at least Kiwi is kinda conspicuous 😂😂😂

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 11 місяців тому +274

    "Nicotine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James, probably

    • @flipdiesel9652
      @flipdiesel9652 11 місяців тому +3

      No no that was Rick Ross

    • @015beans
      @015beans 11 місяців тому +3

      I think it was Rick Moranis actually

  • @magronorph5029
    @magronorph5029 10 місяців тому +74

    Cow Wrangler REALLY wranglin' this fuckin' cow

  • @guynamedchristopher
    @guynamedchristopher 11 місяців тому +154

    Jupiter: You don't deserve to say my brother's name!
    Kiwi: D U K E
    Comedy gold.

  • @TicklePShivers
    @TicklePShivers 11 місяців тому +582

    "You walk like an alcoholic." Cow Wrangler 2024 💀

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 11 місяців тому +43

      ​@shadowbanned1999 you walk into objects *

    • @thecrock2474
      @thecrock2474 11 місяців тому +6

      He walks like homeless wino, like that ol bum bum just drank a big jug’a bum wine.

    • @riskykrispy8995
      @riskykrispy8995 11 місяців тому +1

      He don't walk lol

    • @BORNdischarged
      @BORNdischarged 11 місяців тому +7

      That and the whole “I wanna be a good boy” things are so good.

    • @flipdiesel9652
      @flipdiesel9652 11 місяців тому +1

      That’s wild that I just read your comment as wrangler said that TWU

  • @Tman1052
    @Tman1052 11 місяців тому +61

    “you’re lying to us corbin”
    “JUPITER, WHAT THE FUCK I BELIEVED YOU”
    crying rn

  • @possumfriend
    @possumfriend 11 місяців тому +143

    The "woe is me" attitude and anger theatrics is crazy. I think Jupiter is truly sociopathic. He not only lies and lies and lies and is a total narcissist, but hes a dumb one at that

    • @possumfriend
      @possumfriend 11 місяців тому +16

      Bro lacks the necessary tools to self reflect and change

    • @CatyaZamalodchikova1976
      @CatyaZamalodchikova1976 11 місяців тому

      I think he’s just really slow - like an IQ of 70 - and he was halted from developing mentally by something when he was nine or ten. Possibly some form of abuse. Regardless, whatever it was, it’s made him stay at that mental age where he still enjoys stories and fantasies. From pretending to be a ‘were-pire’ to saying he knows the FBI, he doesn’t believe any of its true, he’s just doing that thing kids do where they say things like ‘Yeah well my uncle is the president and he’ll throw you in jail!!’

    • @Beefbaby420
      @Beefbaby420 11 місяців тому +12

      Honestly, it’s like schizophrenia or a mythomaniac but paired with severe developmental delay. That’s so dangerous. Example, he’s being absolutely dogged on and he KNOWS this- yet he just doesn’t react like how we would normally react. He’s unpredictable, you could’ve made him angry 2 weeks ago and he’s only just started acting on it. Such a dangerous variety

    • @jimbabwe3
      @jimbabwe3 11 місяців тому

      He's a raxxissist

    • @r1g0r_m0rt1s
      @r1g0r_m0rt1s 10 місяців тому

      No, he's just a sperg. Stop attributing sociopathy to untamed autism.

  • @CodecBods
    @CodecBods 11 місяців тому +199

    I CANNOT BREATHE. I was inhaling my joint as you said "Do you realise Jupiter we have been smoking weed this entire time"

    • @KristenZianourry2015
      @KristenZianourry2015 11 місяців тому +10

      I was hitting my bong 😂

    • @JamesMceveley-qz3mk
      @JamesMceveley-qz3mk 11 місяців тому

      Smoking up 4 40 am listening to this degenerate

    • @TheBlejac
      @TheBlejac 11 місяців тому +7

      We all are, i don't think i ever watch/listen smokey clip without being high as a mothafuck...

    • @Blaze-ds1fn
      @Blaze-ds1fn 10 місяців тому +4

      There stream are perfect to listen too during a smoke session

    • @rinduck6003
      @rinduck6003 3 місяці тому

      Literally same 😭

  • @asmayedeus5731
    @asmayedeus5731 11 місяців тому +42

    55:13 "well we've got a dono who wants to see it, so, please don't interrupt" 😂

  • @macncheese2392
    @macncheese2392 11 місяців тому +102

    I’ve heard it maybe 20 times now but i can’t get over it.
    ‘I know where to bury people where no one will know’, then proceeds to explain and detail his exact location. Super genius level mind here.

  • @Dixiedingo_LBB
    @Dixiedingo_LBB 11 місяців тому +81

    Pro tip: do not listen to this while driving. You WILL have the overwhelming urge to pull the wheel. You WILL wonder if God stays in heaven because he's scared too.

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 11 місяців тому +5

      This is one of the very very few videos I FIRMLY can confirm this comment isn't even exagerrative fucking God.

  • @mugdie7363
    @mugdie7363 11 місяців тому +395

    "Women want me, I'm a bad boy 😎"
    As a ace woman I didn't think it was possible for me to be any dryer

    • @chriatopherbone7715
      @chriatopherbone7715 11 місяців тому +64

      Any town Jupiter is in the humidity drops 10-15%

    • @Zaneexists
      @Zaneexists 11 місяців тому +37

      I’m not even a woman and I can absolutely relate

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 10 місяців тому +9

      I feel this whole comment

    • @xanda8120
      @xanda8120 10 місяців тому +8

      Wait until you find out about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, never forget 😭🪦

    • @valentine-br1ok
      @valentine-br1ok 10 місяців тому +21

      every juice i’ve ever produced in honor of another man was sucked back into every hole it could find.

  • @michaelgraham9774
    @michaelgraham9774 11 місяців тому +171

    Christ almighty this must be the lolcow equivalent to an interview with Charles Manson

    • @jaredwetzler2687
      @jaredwetzler2687 11 місяців тому +2

      nah that would be chris chan

    • @Summerslide0978
      @Summerslide0978 4 місяці тому +2

      The terrifying thing is that Charles Manson was acting scarier than he actually was, Jupiter is probably downplaying his true actions.

  • @Tiggeez
    @Tiggeez 9 місяців тому +36

    He will never change because he has never mentally grown up. He feels more comfortable with younger people because his peers see him for the creep he is and the young people can be manipulated. Another one who should be jailed and forgotten.

    • @KZArchive94
      @KZArchive94 9 місяців тому +7

      I feel like his emotional development stopped somewhere in his teens.

    • @Tiggeez
      @Tiggeez 9 місяців тому +2

      @@KZArchive94 yes that’s about the age he acts!!

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 9 місяців тому +3

      @@KZArchive94I dunno, I think even teens are too mature for him.

    • @sheeesh8166
      @sheeesh8166 5 місяців тому

      ​@@KZArchive94 he never even reached that state

    • @Nizhonibearcreek
      @Nizhonibearcreek 22 дні тому

      He can have the mentality of a 10 year old and have that still be irrelevant if he knows the exact consequences to what he’s doing .

  • @JuanA.B.Billy_BaDass
    @JuanA.B.Billy_BaDass 11 місяців тому +90

    I lost it on “Fyrm Cawkauld”, I applaud you gentlemen for keeping it together, as well as Segwaying that into a White Bowser Is A Predator

    • @garbearfar1394
      @garbearfar1394 11 місяців тому +7

      Bro the fact Jupiter read it without missing a beat was the best part of the video.

    • @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN
      @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN 11 місяців тому

      Lol my video paused for an ad the moment he got finished saying "Fyrm Cawkauld" so I was dying lel'ing as a Pizza Hut ad was playing (for 5 seconds til the skip option appeared

    • @Sewercereal
      @Sewercereal 11 місяців тому +3

      I almost passed away at this part

  • @willrivera1517
    @willrivera1517 11 місяців тому +72

    You can tell Jupiter realized he was beyond fucked when he started rocking back and forth with his arms crossed looking for every excuse he can to not give anymore information.. I wish "shadow Raven" the worst in life.

  • @CvntyChupacabra
    @CvntyChupacabra 6 місяців тому +23

    The silence during the lucifer monologue has me in tears

  • @lamarrio
    @lamarrio 11 місяців тому +146

    i watched the whole interview live and it was one of the funniest interviews i've ever seen. he's oblivious to everything and clearly cant pick up vocal tones or social cues in any way

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 11 місяців тому +28

      Exactly! Like, I’m autistic and I have troubles, but even I could tell that they were fucking with him half the time and the other half was just contempt

    • @lemonadelunacy3291
      @lemonadelunacy3291 11 місяців тому +3

      That's the best part😂

    • @brokearcader6625
      @brokearcader6625 7 місяців тому +2

      YEAH DEFINITELY SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT, PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT MOST OF THE TIME ARE DANGEROUS SOCIOPATHS THEY HAVE TO MIMIC EMOTIONS/FEELINGS AND THAT IS USUALLY OVERLY DRAMATIC AT YOUNGER AGES BUT AS THEY AGE THEY GET BETTER AT IT AND THATS HOW SO MANY OF THEM HIDE WHO THEY TRULY ARE.

  • @van4195
    @van4195 11 місяців тому +147

    i pissed myself when he did the fighting stance and said "my fighting stance is like this 🤓" and smokey goes "DUDE that's badass!" LMFAOOOO 😭😭

  • @Sleepy-qr9il
    @Sleepy-qr9il 9 місяців тому +38

    People are not talking enough about the silly shit he saying. Like him totally teaching someone a grapple move and then his student later used it on a literal preschooler

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 9 місяців тому +10

      Or him pretending to be taken over by the devil. Lmao

  • @FinkDaMushyCat
    @FinkDaMushyCat 11 місяців тому +97

    'The nicotine told me to talk to those minors, its not my fault' -Jupiter.
    Next time I'm in trouble, Imma use the Jupiter excuse.

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 11 місяців тому +3

      That part of this stream had to the best part😭😂

    • @trashketchum9782
      @trashketchum9782 11 місяців тому +11

      yeah sorry i stole your car and totaled it on the freeway, i was absolutely shlonked off that wacky tobaccy. these new Sonichu brand cigarettes are no joke brother. please understand, i am a 25 year old high functionally acoustic werepire

    • @garbearfar1394
      @garbearfar1394 11 місяців тому +2

      that fyrm cauwkhald thing was hilarious I didn’t know he would read it 😂😂

    • @ksh2596
      @ksh2596 11 місяців тому

      "Yes officer, it was this nicotine right there 👉"

  • @razz5614
    @razz5614 11 місяців тому +120

    god jupiter just loves following in family footsteps

    • @lunebadru5997
      @lunebadru5997 11 місяців тому +13

      He's choosing to repeat abuse because he probably didn't get help nor the proper treatment for his mental issues.
      But now he has to deal with reality and the court of public opinion

    • @soybasedjeremy3653
      @soybasedjeremy3653 11 місяців тому

      ​@@lunebadru5997This. I studied psychology, his brother or a family member probably abused him. Cases like this that go untreated, usually result in the victim becoming an abuser.

  • @KZArchive94
    @KZArchive94 10 місяців тому +18

    Bro, Jupiter's moustache-twirling evil villain monologues are so funny. 😆 Dude legitimately thinks he's Madara Uchiha or something.

  • @amandazangari9636
    @amandazangari9636 11 місяців тому +92

    Why does a grown ass man want to be "friends" with underage kids? I'm 35 years old and have no desire to be friends with a 16 year old. My daughter is about to be 14 and I have zero desire to Snapchat her friends, come on🙄

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 11 місяців тому +27

      I’m 23 with very childish interests (cartoons and anime) and I don’t want to be friends with 16 year olds lol, cus after a certain age you don’t have anything in common with kids. It’s also ESPECIALLY weird to try and get all buddy-buddy with kids you don’t even know or have any relationship to you at all. I can understand wanting to get along with a niece or maybe your kid’s friend, but being their “bestie”? Sending inappropriate messages to one? It’s fucking disgusting.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 10 місяців тому

      ​@@gregjayonnaise8314same here. I'm 21 and I'm SUPER chronicly lonely. Do you have a discord or twitter. Maybe we could get to know each other.

    • @ashash6866
      @ashash6866 9 місяців тому

      Be Real with yourself, im not saying this in a Justifying way, But do you really think this guy is a "Grown ass man"?

    • @keftgp
      @keftgp 9 місяців тому +7

      im 16 and i don't want anything to do with a 13 year old

    • @candlelight8999
      @candlelight8999 21 день тому

      Couldn’t agree more. It boggles the mind doesn’t it 😳😳

  • @nataliyajenkins5058
    @nataliyajenkins5058 11 місяців тому +265

    Smokey: Don't touch the poo.
    Also Smokey: *does a 4 hour interview with Jupiter*

    • @bleedingberryjuice
      @bleedingberryjuice 11 місяців тому +23

      It's funny but I hate it how he plays with these people who yes are predators but it takes away from the seriousness of their offenses to play with them like this

    • @azulimarie2485
      @azulimarie2485 11 місяців тому +91

      ​@bleedingberryjuice i understand where youre coming from but i dont think it takes away from anything. Look at how he responds to wrangler. He gets defensive and screams and argues, but with Kiwi and Smokey he openly admits to his crimes because he's under the impression they actually care about his side

    • @bleedingberryjuice
      @bleedingberryjuice 11 місяців тому +10

      @@azulimarie2485 the police and the authorities need to be the ones to handle this guy and clearly they're trying

    • @DeadDamsel
      @DeadDamsel 11 місяців тому +58

      @@bleedingberryjuicethey usually don’t touch internet creeps like this guy. Torching his name and ensuring everyone who looks him up knows who he is accomplishes more than wishing the police could do anything.

    • @azulimarie2485
      @azulimarie2485 11 місяців тому

      @@bleedingberryjuice oh they definitely should.. but they dont. Over and over again, they dont fo anything. You think of the thousands of combined viewers of all of the videos about this guy, and how many of them reported him to police. They (allegedly) have had an entire 7 months with Jupiter's devices and hes still out and free enough to stream.

  • @Niedfyr
    @Niedfyr 11 місяців тому +21

    1:26:10 is my favourite part. Mephistopheles takes over and Kiwi and Smokey are losing it but are quick enough to mute themselves.

    • @kevinhudson9190
      @kevinhudson9190 2 місяці тому +2

      So what kind of deal did you make like a 3 year 2 million dollar deal with Lucifer 😂

  • @HillbillyWizard
    @HillbillyWizard 11 місяців тому +92

    Glad to see Onlyusemeblade made it for the interview missed smokey but what are you gonna do

    • @MrTheBaron
      @MrTheBaron 11 місяців тому +12

      Glad to see blade finally figuring it out, dood

    • @rorystfu
      @rorystfu 11 місяців тому +7

      "Ayooo figure it out PDFfile."

    • @Carnyzzle
      @Carnyzzle 11 місяців тому +4

      Smokey just has to figure it out dude

    • @Jeff-ok6dr
      @Jeff-ok6dr 11 місяців тому +2

      Person!

  • @pourcelaine
    @pourcelaine 11 місяців тому +74

    Man you guys got him to just some straight up confess to crimes, huh? Great job asking the important questions - how many does he talk to, what platform does he use, how does he find them - that is the real shit they need in the legit investigation. Thank you for that, for sending the info to the police. It shocks me how difficult that step is for some channels.

    • @Bleakmidwntr850
      @Bleakmidwntr850 11 місяців тому

      @druidic4353most channels do it for clicks,At least kiwi and Smokey want him to get his comeuppance

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 11 місяців тому

      “BOYS WILL BE BOYS”

    • @pourcelaine
      @pourcelaine 11 місяців тому

      @shadowbanned1999 I’m not saying the cops are great or that anything will ever come to fruition, but how many promising investigations have we seen go down the drain because UA-camrs took shit into their own hands and didn’t alert the police until it’s too late? The majority of predators will never see justice, that is 100% true, but that doesn’t absolve content creators of their responsibility to hand over what they have to those who can actually do something about it beyond exposing them.

    • @pourcelaine
      @pourcelaine 11 місяців тому

      @druidic4353 why not?

    • @Red--Moon
      @Red--Moon 11 місяців тому +3

      @shadowbanned1999I really don’t understand why the police don’t take these types of crimes seriously

  • @ImNotCrazy94
    @ImNotCrazy94 11 місяців тому +28

    "I made a mistake"
    "But you're doing it again"
    "... I make a ton of mistakes"

  • @glabblele
    @glabblele 11 місяців тому +46

    1:18:32 “I wonder if cyraxx and jupiter’s “I’m not a predator” cycles are synced up” LMFAO

  • @BleezyBandit
    @BleezyBandit 11 місяців тому +116

    Why does this guy always appear without a shirt on. I have never seen Jupiter with clothes on

    • @GLIZZYGALLARDO
      @GLIZZYGALLARDO 11 місяців тому +5

      Shadow Raven!!!

    • @toastle8005
      @toastle8005 11 місяців тому +27

      Because Jupiter is a gas giant, they don’t make clothes big enough for him?

    • @notveryintelligent6239
      @notveryintelligent6239 11 місяців тому +17

      🤓👆”Erm ackshully, it’s because in the Twilight series, the werewolves also didn’t wear shirts”

    • @abbiecapps9822
      @abbiecapps9822 Місяць тому

      I didn’t expect the best insult to be in the replies when I clicked it lol. He is a gas giant is beautiful

  • @FLPPYFUN
    @FLPPYFUN 7 місяців тому +14

    Smoked a cigarette once, immediately ate the “do not eat” packet from my beef jerky bag

  • @ABizarreShowcase
    @ABizarreShowcase 11 місяців тому +127

    I love how the guy posing as Phoenix just casually smokes and nods his head at random times

    • @ethanlucas4743
      @ethanlucas4743 11 місяців тому +35

      Watching him just chug the fireball whilst nodding along got me goin lmao

    • @meredithgrubb4497
      @meredithgrubb4497 11 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @billyboyrebel6307
      @billyboyrebel6307 11 місяців тому +7

      He was cracking me up 😂

    • @GhostofJamesMadison
      @GhostofJamesMadison 11 місяців тому +3

      Ya that was mint

    • @Blanch590
      @Blanch590 11 місяців тому +5

      I was listening but tbh I was only really watching him

  • @Welsh7133
    @Welsh7133 11 місяців тому +74

    “I’m a farm cow”
    So true Jupiter, so true

    • @In66dam6dkit
      @In66dam6dkit 23 дні тому

      He's the shit that comes outta a farm cows ass.

  • @CatyaZamalodchikova1976
    @CatyaZamalodchikova1976 11 місяців тому +47

    16 is NOT considered an adult here. Firstly, you can’t vote or even leave full time education until you’re 18. The age for sending seggsual communication and images is also 18. You can’t learn to drive until you’re 17. You can’t marry until you’re 18 without parental consent (unless you go to Scotland). Communication of that nature at 16 is a crime - it’s considered grooming.
    I’d also add at this point (having trained with one of the UKs biggest PDF file sting teams) that a decoy wouldn’t reach out to him first. The pred always has to add the minor and the decoy will never lead a seggsual conversation. It negates a court case to do that so unless he’s lying and he added her, she’s not a decoy.

  • @PowerVegetal
    @PowerVegetal 11 місяців тому +44

    my favorite part was when brian risso asked jupiter to rap and when jupiter said he doesnt rap he hit him with the "oh is it cause you dont like black people?" with the quickness

  • @Projekt_Razzmatazz
    @Projekt_Razzmatazz 11 місяців тому +155

    In the UK the age of consent for pictures or film is 18. Even if she was 16 it would still be illegal. It is not considered adulthood either (whatever he means by that).

    • @mynameisambertoo7379
      @mynameisambertoo7379 11 місяців тому +8

      Most countries also go by a flat 18 years old for internet relationships as well (if they are in different countries)

    • @CatyaZamalodchikova1976
      @CatyaZamalodchikova1976 11 місяців тому +3

      Damn straight dude. I trained as a decoy with STOP UK and the law around online communication is one of the first things they teach you.

    • @camerondavies4842
      @camerondavies4842 11 місяців тому +9

      Also even if the legal age is 16 people in the uk know this is wrong, the law is like this for younger people so at 16-18 relationship wouldn’t land you in jail not for 25 year olds to fuck around with kids

    • @mabonrambler
      @mabonrambler 11 місяців тому

      And even if it is legal people still look down their noses at those weirdos who go after 16 year olds like Paul Breach
      White Bowser is a nonce

    • @mdrf8ce
      @mdrf8ce 10 місяців тому +2

      The girl is also 15 right now her birthday was right in front of Jupiter's face and he still denied it 😭

  • @Nonoreen
    @Nonoreen 11 місяців тому +48

    I work overnights and was able to listen to the interview live and it made my shift so much better, awesome work man ❤

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  11 місяців тому +19

      That’s my favorite thing to hear my friend 💯 hope work goes by quick tonight

  • @cosmo_y2k1
    @cosmo_y2k1 11 місяців тому +51

    "I just wanna live and be a good boy."
    Corbin, nothing about you was ever good from the start.

  • @ImNOT-Original
    @ImNOT-Original 5 місяців тому +11

    Corbin pretending to care about children by giving content warnings about stuff he’s been so open about was the funniest part of the interview.

  • @ketaminekrabs5700
    @ketaminekrabs5700 11 місяців тому +67

    shout-out to kiwi and smokey for being able to not even giggle I couldn't have done it

    • @Jxshdoesntcap
      @Jxshdoesntcap 11 місяців тому +6

      “I want to be good boy”

    • @Jeff-ok6dr
      @Jeff-ok6dr 11 місяців тому +2

      I would of lost it 15, 20 minutes in

  • @TheEvilWhitebowser
    @TheEvilWhitebowser 11 місяців тому +253

    Man i despise Jupiter

    • @twitchybristles
      @twitchybristles 11 місяців тому +22

      Good guy evilwhitebowser

    • @messiahofthefunny8453
      @messiahofthefunny8453 11 місяців тому +10

      REALLY hard not to, y’know.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 11 місяців тому +6

      Common evilwhitebowser dub.

    • @RogerTheil
      @RogerTheil 11 місяців тому +11

      You and Evil Jupiter should team up to take down your arch nemises

    • @notveryintelligent6239
      @notveryintelligent6239 11 місяців тому +7

      @druidic4353He is a nerd lmao. When describes his fake ninja were-pire abilities, he sounds exactly like the prople he is attracted to.

  • @oatmi1k_
    @oatmi1k_ 7 місяців тому +11

    The second I hear Cow Wranglers voice I know someone is about to be torn to SHREDS

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 6 місяців тому

      Wrangler is a coward who can only roast mentally challenged weirdos like him.
      He couldn't debate me one on one, they had to gang up on me & yell at me on discord to feel like they won.

  • @AshenAlex-hw1tu
    @AshenAlex-hw1tu 11 місяців тому +203

    White Bowser and Jupiter are predators

  • @Alice.victoria.crimson
    @Alice.victoria.crimson 11 місяців тому +29

    The superchats make it so much better, it’s like watching a bitesized cobra video

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  11 місяців тому +4

      They crack me up too😂

  • @EldritchSun13
    @EldritchSun13 7 місяців тому +11

    Months later I still can't get over how Jupiter sounds like Larry the Cucumber.

    • @WoahJT
      @WoahJT 5 місяців тому +2

      OMG HE DOES

    • @SutMigBarbi83
      @SutMigBarbi83 4 місяці тому +1

      Oh I can't unhear it nowwwwww what a disgrace to cucumbers

    • @catwadogsname
      @catwadogsname 28 днів тому

      mad disrespectful to my man larry

  • @daver00lzd00d
    @daver00lzd00d 11 місяців тому +55

    "okay so I mistakenly talked to minors again, but as you can see I have dark circles under my eyes as I wasn't sleeping, I wasn't sleeping well a lot. I was halfway drunk, I was at the halfway mark of drinking. at the time I was heavily drinking... I was drinking heavily. I wasn't sleeping a lot because I had a loud roommate downstairs, so I wasnt sleeping well..."
    god I HATE when I don't get a lot of sleep and I have a couple drinks then turn into a PREDATOR AFTER CHILDREN! I mean who doesn't hate that, know what I mean?! 😵‍💫

    • @garbearfar1394
      @garbearfar1394 11 місяців тому

      You don’t understand. He’s a were-pyre or whatever he calls it. You know how a scary werewolf comes out on a full moon? Well a scary pdf file comes out when Jupiter smokes a ciggy.

    • @Beanz-z5n
      @Beanz-z5n 10 місяців тому

      that sounds like every night to me 💀🤣

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 7 місяців тому

      What's that saying, "drunk words are sober thoughts?"

  • @wastedpolygon6283
    @wastedpolygon6283 11 місяців тому +94

    Just want to point out, when he was absolutely terrified about the Death Penalty, he went into his "I'm Mephesto" stage. The whole Vampire Werewolf Hybrid stuff is rarely mentioned here UNTIL he was scared for his life. I'm not a psychologist, but that sounds like Cope. A Mental Escape.

    • @leesutton4612
      @leesutton4612 11 місяців тому +20

      I'm in trouble. Shit. Better RP

    • @wastedpolygon6283
      @wastedpolygon6283 11 місяців тому +2

      @@leesutton4612 sounds about right

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@leesutton4612"I'm in trouble. Shit. Better go devil"

    • @Turbine267
      @Turbine267 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Atan55555"I'm in trouble. Shit. Better get high off nicotine"

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 8 місяців тому

      @@Turbine267 "fuck- I diddled a child I need to go grab my brothers old vape!!!"

  • @AL.T-uu
    @AL.T-uu 10 місяців тому +4

    Coming back to this video after the new call they had is insane, how far he came with no repercussions still baffles me

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper 11 місяців тому +43

    The audio quality for this is perfectly fine.
    ... That said I was just watching a video of cyraxx playing music so the bar in extremely low for me right now.

  • @joshyboy9253
    @joshyboy9253 11 місяців тому +61

    Smokey your cameo on Nick and Cow Wranglers interview of Jupiter was a legendary surprise. 😂

  • @meltedWax169
    @meltedWax169 9 місяців тому +7

    That fighting stance cracks me up every time
    As well as the "i'm a bad boy, i got riz" part
    I died inside

  • @Snekky1
    @Snekky1 11 місяців тому +36

    had the displeasure of watching this stream when it was live and i can honestly say it was the most batshit insane thing I've ever watched. thank you brother for the content ❤

  • @s_sunshower
    @s_sunshower 11 місяців тому +38

    cow ranger is a menace 💀 idk how you guys didnt burst out laughing when they said he looked like an orangutan

  • @nikebellend
    @nikebellend 9 місяців тому +7

    Grunty really ain't gone lie, that "Good Boy" bullshit gave Me hives! REH REH REH

  • @monkeychife
    @monkeychife 11 місяців тому +17

    “I hate being bad boy I wanna be good boy”
    “…saying it like that I think is really gonna make people realize ‘this dude is legit’”.
    Probably my favorite moment of this whole stream. It really has that “it puts the lotion on it’s skin” vibe. I have no idea how this managed to happen but I’m forever thankful for the homies who made this happen.

  • @CorpusCacus
    @CorpusCacus 11 місяців тому +34

    Guys, you don't get it. He was high on nicotine, and he wants to be a good boy.

    • @DR_S7EIN
      @DR_S7EIN 11 місяців тому +4

      he was simply too messed up on the nic it wasn’t even him doing those things he is a good boy

  • @biggy8685
    @biggy8685 7 місяців тому +14

    Phoenix Wright keeps furrowing his brows like the dad from young Sheldon 💀💀

    • @J26137
      @J26137 6 місяців тому

      it's so funny

  • @womble10576
    @womble10576 11 місяців тому +35

    i watched it live, it was wild! i can't believe the stuff he admitted man. he is a sick individual and he needs help. preferably behind bars!

  • @johnelliswomack1931
    @johnelliswomack1931 11 місяців тому +61

    Smokey, when you pulled out the Bob Chandler reference (I'm gonna tell everyone, in my power), I almost choked on a spoonful of rice.

  • @comradewolf4901
    @comradewolf4901 7 місяців тому +15

    Is it just me, or does it seem like Jupiters whole family was just molesting each other. Not that it excuses continuing the cycles… but…Like he wants to be a “good boy?” For his family? The implications are so gross.

    • @magisterhelix8095
      @magisterhelix8095 7 місяців тому +4

      Well on a Linda Binda video, his sister said that Jupiter's brother used him as a play thing. So I wouldn't be surprised

    • @rocktricksp1159
      @rocktricksp1159 5 місяців тому

      Basically two of the brothers, but mainly Junior (duke) was openly molesting all the young children. In one instance he made Corbin and the sister strip in the yard and took Corbin into a treehouse to m@lest him it’s really dark stuff

  • @Lakelife247
    @Lakelife247 11 місяців тому +45

    This dude is dangerous, in numerous ways. You can see it in his eyes

  • @megadeth652
    @megadeth652 11 місяців тому +21

    What sucks is that i love that your channel is getting more traction because you definitely deserve it, but once you get too big you might not be able to pull off this kinda stuff because they'll know what they're getting into.

  • @ratsmacker3609
    @ratsmacker3609 10 місяців тому +12

    I have rewatched this so many times lol