HACKER Lives Rent Free in harstem's Head

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @thefirstk6331
    @thefirstk6331 11 місяців тому +147

    I would love to see Harstem getting qued against this lag hacker and actually playing it out while flaming him 2 hours long that would be peak content.

    • @zes7215
      @zes7215 11 місяців тому +1

      wrgg

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover 10 місяців тому +1

      @@zes7215i genuinely don’t understand why you comment gibberish so frequently

    • @morgwai667
      @morgwai667 10 місяців тому +1

      @@ZerglingLover what genuinely amazes me is that in 2024 ppl still think it's worth their time to reply-to / comment-on gibberish ;-)

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover 10 місяців тому +7

      @@morgwai667 it took 3 seconds and i was mildly curious, because that guy has been leaving comments almost identical to that one for months now. sometimes its wrrg, sometimes its wrr, sometimes its wrg, so it’s pretty consistently ‘wrg’-adjacent

    • @joshuabrowett5113
      @joshuabrowett5113 10 місяців тому +7

      @@ZerglingLover now i'm curious

  • @morgwai667
    @morgwai667 11 місяців тому +40

    no offense, but this shirt makes our Captain look like a pimp from an 80s crime drama 😂😂😂

  • @6xCamox9
    @6xCamox9 11 місяців тому +61

    Looking absolutely sharp in that shirt, Captain. Like you're gonna tear up the dance floor after basking in the MMR of others.

  • @dustincintron1682
    @dustincintron1682 11 місяців тому +59

    That lag hacker story is kind of sad actually. Not hard to imagine the kind of person who does that. Hope he finds something better to spend time doing in his life

    • @zes7215
      @zes7215 11 місяців тому +1

      no such thing as lx or sadx or spenx or etc, cepuxuax, outx, can outx etc any nmw s perfx

    • @dustincintron1682
      @dustincintron1682 11 місяців тому

      @@zes7215 coherent response my friend!

    • @LatMajare
      @LatMajare 11 місяців тому +6

      I cannot feel sympathy for such kind of person. He works hard to ruin others people fun

    • @tegridyfarms6197
      @tegridyfarms6197 10 місяців тому

      Yeah this is realy Andrew Tate level small dick energy...

  • @SCDarkZide
    @SCDarkZide 11 місяців тому +9

    My favorite part of this VOD is the story of how storms turned PiG into an Australian: 18:40

  • @brandon0sh
    @brandon0sh 8 місяців тому +3

    little does the zerg player know that while he's being double oracle harassed, one of the most painful experiences that can happen to an early game zerg, Harstem is absolutely killing "Build me up buttercup"

  • @WeItenspinner
    @WeItenspinner 11 місяців тому +8

    I would love to live in Harstems head. It is huge and has hardly anything inside. So much room for activities.

  • @dustincintron1682
    @dustincintron1682 11 місяців тому +24

    Also thanks for all the content/entertainment Harstem. You're the most creative SC2 pro/content creator in my opinion, and I'm rooting for your success in 2024 tournaments. Happy New Years!

    • @jackjoyous4300
      @jackjoyous4300 11 місяців тому

      i wanna root

    • @squidikka
      @squidikka 10 місяців тому +2

      uthermal is the most creative, but i find harstem the most entertaining

    • @TheZerovirus1000
      @TheZerovirus1000 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@squidikkaIt's easy to be creative when you smurf tho. Literally everything can work when a pro plays against a diamond 😅

  • @noneofyourbusiness4133
    @noneofyourbusiness4133 11 місяців тому +54

    If you were in America, you could charge him 6 hours of back rent.

  • @GrimeB
    @GrimeB 11 місяців тому +1

    in correct about the boats @harstem "The conn, also spelled con, cun, conne, cond, conde, and cund, is the status of being in control of a ship's movements while at sea"

  • @morgwai667
    @morgwai667 11 місяців тому +8

    9:50 "the average sc2 player is like 38"
    wow, now i don't feel that old here anymore 😅😅😅

  • @QuantumConcordia
    @QuantumConcordia 11 місяців тому +12

    Sir Harstem, English does indeed have a verb for "traveling or going in a boat" or "transport in a boat in a specified direction": "to boat". Thank you.

    • @enriquegarciacota3914
      @enriquegarciacota3914 10 місяців тому

      And people who work and often live in boats are called boaters. There’s a very famous anime called “Boater moon”, but it’s about girls with magical powers playing dress up, not about boating the seas.

  • @williamwakefield1017
    @williamwakefield1017 11 місяців тому +4

    Every time Harstem does the german accent it's instant comedy to me and I don't know why

  • @archimage_
    @archimage_ 10 місяців тому +1

    16:50 never change kevin

  • @G00N3YC4NG
    @G00N3YC4NG 10 місяців тому +1

    "You think we all just popped out of the ground like an Uruk-Hai, like In Mordor?!" That was hilarious

  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter 11 місяців тому +2

    24:29 on large ships they still say "steaming" for instance "the plan is to steam down to Madeira before making for Gibraltar". But equally or even moreso they say "sailing". I'm not sure about smaller motor yachts/boats but my inclination is that they would say "sail". I don't think a seagoing vessel is generally described as being "driven". Edit: What is the Dutch word?

    • @Dutcht3am
      @Dutcht3am 10 місяців тому +1

      Varen. Sailing is zeilen

  • @Stat1onary
    @Stat1onary 10 місяців тому +1

    25:10 Harstem, the Uruk'hai were created in Isengard.

  • @mh1593
    @mh1593 11 місяців тому +6

    There are numerous words for "driving" a boat; typically "conning", "coxing" or "piloting" (like an aircraft).

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 11 місяців тому +3

      I've never heard anyone use conning or coxing. These seem like terms that only boating enthusiasts would know and probably not the best words to learn for someone who uses English as a second language and wants to appeal to wide audience

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 11 місяців тому

      @@xitaris5981 I mean, there is a conning tower, so you could con (conn?) a boat, but I would colloquially interpret that as manning the lookout, not actually driving the boat. But, honestly, there is rarely 1 person you can say to be driving the boat over a certain size.

    • @LeicaFleury
      @LeicaFleury 11 місяців тому

      "Sailing" the boat is the right verb.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 11 місяців тому +1

      @@LeicaFleury Only if the boat has a 'sail'.

    • @mh1593
      @mh1593 11 місяців тому

      @@LeicaFleury only for sailing boats.

  • @johntravis8894
    @johntravis8894 11 місяців тому +12

    If it's a sailing boat, you sail it. If you're the captain of a ship, you skipper it, and if you're the helmsman, you steer or helm it, but otherwise, there's no general term. Thanks Google. 😂

    • @jsrodman
      @jsrodman 11 місяців тому +1

      Helming is definitely the term fue directly controlling a large vessel. There's extra verbs because the helmsman in a large vessel doesn't make all the decisions at least in near to land situations. That is going to be the captain or more likely a pilot, who pilots it by calling out instructions.

    • @Matthijsendt
      @Matthijsendt 10 місяців тому

      Not to mention 'seafaring', which is derived from the Dutch word 'varen': that amazing Dutch verb that Harstem mentioned.

  • @min009
    @min009 11 місяців тому +3

    Shading into a group of banelings is def styling.

  • @zey2bme
    @zey2bme 11 місяців тому +1

    I just came here from WinterStarcraft cast of Harstem vs Scarlet. That series was so insanely fun. GG Harstem make 2024 your bitch.

  • @snowdrop9810
    @snowdrop9810 11 місяців тому +1

    24:45 I would like to inform harmsterm that the verb "steaming" may be utilized for steam powered ships.

  • @zombi3907
    @zombi3907 6 місяців тому

    I remember hearing that song on the show Red Dwarf. "Build me up"

  • @mouserunescape
    @mouserunescape 11 місяців тому +10

    thats a nice lookin shirt kev

  • @jesseschwab1813
    @jesseschwab1813 11 місяців тому +3

    for a watercraft "to pilot" might be the generic word equivalent to 'to drive'

  • @Ben-xv2cw
    @Ben-xv2cw 11 місяців тому +10

    I’ve been a huge fan for years, it’s about time I super thank you.
    PS. love the shirt :)

    • @scrapbotcommander
      @scrapbotcommander 11 місяців тому

      I didn't notice it before, but now that you pointed it out, yeah that's a pretty awesome shirt

    • @Harstem
      @Harstem  11 місяців тому +6

      Thanks Ben!
      The shirt is called ' The Shirt' SS Rayon Black by Bound.

  • @sobranius
    @sobranius 11 місяців тому +4

    Happy holidays!

  • @beardannyboy
    @beardannyboy 11 місяців тому +1

    I feel like the captain has been pre-gaming before his new years celebrations

  • @Entrophius
    @Entrophius 11 місяців тому +1

    Bloody Mary appears when you mix tomato juice with vodka.

  • @JadeTornado
    @JadeTornado 11 місяців тому +2

    16:53 hilarious

  • @xxz4655
    @xxz4655 11 місяців тому +1

    24:45 the verb u looking for is pilot... Piloting a boat

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 11 місяців тому

      That's a common suggestion throughout this comment section, but it just has too many aviation connotations. I haven't heard a better one, tho, so it'll have to do, as you can, certainly, pilot any form or size of craft; it's just like the most vague possible term.

    • @juteparadisechillmusic345
      @juteparadisechillmusic345 11 місяців тому

      @@kindlinpeople piloted boats before we had planes

    • @juteparadisechillmusic345
      @juteparadisechillmusic345 11 місяців тому

      “pilot something to fly an aircraft or guide a ship; to act as a pilot”

  • @xenolectron8358
    @xenolectron8358 11 місяців тому +9

    Clem's protoss is number 9 in europe with 2 hackers ahead of him wtf?! How is he so good with toss

    • @Earsex4life
      @Earsex4life 11 місяців тому +4

      Toss is turning on easy mode for sc2... ;p

    • @TriangleChloros
      @TriangleChloros 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Earsex4life Is toss imba? Or do you just suck?

    • @Earsex4life
      @Earsex4life 11 місяців тому +1

      @@TriangleChloros as toss has not been able to win in pro play for a while I’d say it’s not imba at high level play but I think it’s the easiest a move army for the game at lower levels hence my easy mode comment. Also I do suck so let’s make that clear right away.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 11 місяців тому

      Skills and knowledge are transferrable to an extent

    • @Harstem
      @Harstem  11 місяців тому +4

      He is insanely fast and he has a crapton of games with Toss. Put these two together and boom you have a good player.

  • @Gammawatt
    @Gammawatt 10 місяців тому

    Wonderful video! Thanks for sharing your content Harsty!❤

  • @infernosloth
    @infernosloth 11 місяців тому

    4:05 harstem following the build order to a T

  • @Follow.Jesus.Christ
    @Follow.Jesus.Christ 11 місяців тому +5

    That last game Harstem lost 42 MMR, but on his wins against the same guy, he only got 8 MMR per win. What the hell

    • @blaurvedrur
      @blaurvedrur 11 місяців тому +4

      Because of mmr difference between them two. Harstem has about 600 mmr more initially

  • @ALancic
    @ALancic 11 місяців тому

    When I saw those neck muscles I immediately thought to myself "Harstem must have been working out" and then 5 minutes in he proves me right :D

  • @paulgoodridge2269
    @paulgoodridge2269 10 місяців тому

    You mean steering a steamship. That is the specific verb for directing a ship.

  • @MrCreed145
    @MrCreed145 11 місяців тому

    That last game was rough for sure, but just stalkers only cut it for so long. Roach ling with queen support is a dirt cheap army so you can trade like that all day even if you don't quite break even. Dude was missing injects hard from the hurass so queens had plenty of energy. Even getting one more good click on that base that almost died the whole game would have cut his larva significantly. It was at the front with all his queens so that was the one always getting injects too.

  • @danobenchain5204
    @danobenchain5204 10 місяців тому

    Harstem is likely the boating/sailing expert, but I always remember the term being "piloting the boat."

  • @BillyCarsley
    @BillyCarsley 11 місяців тому

    Why do you build me up (Build me up)
    Buttercup, baby
    Just to let me down? (Let me down)
    And mess me around
    And then, worst of all (Worst of all)
    You never call, baby
    When you say you will (Say you will)
    But I love you still
    I need you (I need you)
    More than anyone, darling
    You know that I have from the start
    So build me up (Build me up)
    Buttercup, don't break my heart

  • @Jomi91
    @Jomi91 11 місяців тому +4

    Boating or piloting for piloting a boat, Harstem.

    • @colinmoore7774
      @colinmoore7774 11 місяців тому

      Motorboating, if you will 😅

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 11 місяців тому

      @@colinmoore7774 depends on the gir-on the boat

  • @UniqueChannel654654
    @UniqueChannel654654 7 місяців тому

    A steamship driver would be a pilot. So he would be piloting the craft. Admittedly, thats shared with planes.

  • @c.codyflick2210
    @c.codyflick2210 11 місяців тому +4

    Shirt is fly af my dude. 😎

  • @danobenchain5204
    @danobenchain5204 10 місяців тому

    A Bloody Mary Beating GrandMasters with Stupid Stuff. If you want to build a unit, you must build multiple of them. Perhaps 13 is too many, but imagine having to build 7 of something before winning. Would be chaos to watch Harstem try to count how many Immortals/oracles he built throughout the match.

  • @SesselPupserBoy
    @SesselPupserBoy 3 місяці тому

    that was a pretty good avilo impression

  • @grasiunew
    @grasiunew 10 місяців тому +1

    Harstem, why you never rebuild your oracles?
    If you randomly lose 2 Stalkers, or whatever - an Immortal, because of missrally - you just build more and it's a thing forgotten 2 minutes later
    But when you lose Oracles you often say you lack them later... you have an idle Stargate! it!
    Why not have 2 Stalkers less and 1 Oracle more?
    I almost want to make it a BGWSS (Beating Grandmasters With *Smart* Stuff) request - every time an Oracle dies, rebuild it

  • @sakesaurus
    @sakesaurus 11 місяців тому +1

    25:06 I think that considering how Dutch sounds this might be true...

  • @nu4chune
    @nu4chune 11 місяців тому

    I believe the word you're looking for captain is helming.

  • @HolySlav
    @HolySlav 11 місяців тому

    7:40 I'm actually that person, but instead it's with jokes that made Harstem laugh on stream

  • @carlthegamer9215
    @carlthegamer9215 6 місяців тому

    On water we tend to say Navigating.

  • @Zer0cul0
    @Zer0cul0 10 місяців тому

    Me picturing the Spiffing Brit number one GM starcraft 2 video now.

  • @tlynch001
    @tlynch001 11 місяців тому

    so I'm watching after a long absence and the first thing I thought was "Harstem has shoulders" and then he flexed his guns and I'm like 'good for you get those gainz'

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 10 місяців тому

    9:03 someone elses name is on the trophy, so they had to scratch it off

  • @brianross9926
    @brianross9926 11 місяців тому +2

    You underestimate the will, effort and persistence of internet trolls.

  • @zygiskulkulikauskas2862
    @zygiskulkulikauskas2862 11 місяців тому

    harstem is the only dutch i approve is legit funny and entertaining person :D keep it up

  • @PatrickSmithPhD
    @PatrickSmithPhD 10 місяців тому

    Love your blouse in this video Harstem 😂❤

  • @pokemasterlink2701
    @pokemasterlink2701 11 місяців тому +4

    Thats one hell of a good looking shirt captain! Where did you get it?

  • @oskarszile4372
    @oskarszile4372 11 місяців тому +2

    Hey harstem thats a cool shirt where did you get it?

  • @paulmememan508
    @paulmememan508 10 місяців тому

    @harstem I like the shirt but it needs a thin gold chain and 1970’s pimp mustache to complete the look lol

  • @Flatscores
    @Flatscores 11 місяців тому +1

    Harstem you pleb, Uruk-Hai were created in Isengard.

    • @Harstem
      @Harstem  11 місяців тому +2

      but they did come from the mud right?

    • @matth1005
      @matth1005 10 місяців тому

      Only in Peter Jackson's version, in the books there were indeed Uruk-Hai that came from Mordor

  • @tatechadwick9029
    @tatechadwick9029 11 місяців тому +1

    harstem you are the funniest person alive

  • @isufan89
    @isufan89 11 місяців тому

    the inuit have 50 different words for snow

  • @aguyinavan6087
    @aguyinavan6087 11 місяців тому +3

    Now that the top 4 ranked players are all zerg are you thinking about switching races?

  • @Nuovoswiss
    @Nuovoswiss 10 місяців тому +1

    BGMWSS challenge request: make both a robo and a stargate and never let either be idle the whole match (constant production). If you think that's too easy, limit yourself to only as many warpgates as you have robos and stargates.

  • @OneJazzKid
    @OneJazzKid 11 місяців тому

    This shirt during the last episodes :) - I have been with this Channel forever, and ...Miami Vice Baby. You need to bleach your hair Captain;)

  • @hamburgers7817
    @hamburgers7817 11 місяців тому

    I love your shirt today Kevin Happy new years!

  • @davidmuller1554
    @davidmuller1554 11 місяців тому

    Happy New Year!

  • @elephone5606
    @elephone5606 10 місяців тому

    25:00 i imagined that the Netherlands ppl came by a nether portal....

  • @Luca-jv2br
    @Luca-jv2br 11 місяців тому

    Isn't like the word "cruisie" a word for driving on the sea?

  • @DrewMiller1
    @DrewMiller1 10 місяців тому

    If the lag hacker is using a program to lag out the match, he may also be using a program to control his units.

  • @Ljokerz
    @Ljokerz 11 місяців тому

    Happy new years

  • @Pkmnrulz899
    @Pkmnrulz899 11 місяців тому

    Classic did not invent that double Oracle. I am sure it was Reynor

  • @MrOceansEleven
    @MrOceansEleven 11 місяців тому

    Bro this shirt is wicked! So fine on you. Love it

  • @stevef68
    @stevef68 11 місяців тому

    How are the top 2 spots taken by players with 1 game each? Thought it had to be 30 to be placed in GM?

  • @vladshevchuk8508
    @vladshevchuk8508 11 місяців тому

    Your impersonations are amazing 😂

  • @CarbonFiberPirate
    @CarbonFiberPirate 10 місяців тому

    In English, you pilot a ship. Same verb as used for a plane.

  • @MichaelLewis-fx8eq
    @MichaelLewis-fx8eq 11 місяців тому +1

    Awesome shirt, awesome games!

  • @Demic25
    @Demic25 10 місяців тому

    Looking sharp chief

  • @ddenozor
    @ddenozor 10 місяців тому

    I also don't understand why Harstem just didn't finish of that low hp 4th hatchery while he was trading. I think that's also a mistake but maybe not as bad as sending in those oracles.

  • @leo96888
    @leo96888 10 місяців тому

    You are steering a steamship. Yes there is a word Kevin. Would you steer a car?

  • @Not0bito
    @Not0bito 9 місяців тому

    That's the thing. A very low-skill player maphacking cause they find the game too hard is fairly inconsequential, even in the lower leagues, a player that doesn't map hack and doesn't rely on timing attacks for the hacker to counter will probably beat the maphacker mechanically. A skilled player with a maphack is another story entirely though. However, the win hacking thing has always puzzled me as well, it's just one of those things I can't begin to understand.

  • @Donpovich
    @Donpovich 11 місяців тому

    love the threads harsttt

  • @soldier22881
    @soldier22881 6 місяців тому

    beautiful green protoss, i like

  • @deadsightsx
    @deadsightsx 11 місяців тому

    is boating not work? idk I dont do much on the water lol

  • @Aristocrat15
    @Aristocrat15 11 місяців тому

    WOW CAPT WHAT A DAPPER SHIRT

  • @ozekeau
    @ozekeau 11 місяців тому

    Going to the club after the game hey Harstem

  • @YonoZekenZoid
    @YonoZekenZoid 11 місяців тому

    a steamboat would be chugging along

  • @stevesmith7839
    @stevesmith7839 10 місяців тому

    Wait, wait. Maybe I don't understand what "styling on your opponent just to make them look bad" means, but...... isn't that what Harstem does ALL THE TIME???? Doth mine ears deceive me? What happened to "the cheesiest player in the galaxy????"

  • @andrewpeterson3302
    @andrewpeterson3302 11 місяців тому

    Driving a boat of any kind is considered boating...

    • @juteparadisechillmusic345
      @juteparadisechillmusic345 11 місяців тому

      Yeah but that doesn’t work great as a verb, i boated the boat… nah, you pilot a boat weirdly. Or sail it if it’s a sailboat.

  • @Emanuel_RL
    @Emanuel_RL 10 місяців тому

    hey harstem, quick and genuine question: is there a specific reason why you didn't kill his base in game 3? is it that you don't want to take "free hits" from his army for killing his base?
    loving the content as always!

  • @00x0midnight0x00
    @00x0midnight0x00 11 місяців тому

    thumbs up for that shirt!

  • @ironsilk6634
    @ironsilk6634 11 місяців тому +1

    The Captain has hackers entirely figured out, no joke.

  • @MinL260
    @MinL260 11 місяців тому

    Nice shirt bro!

  • @unreligeouspope7902
    @unreligeouspope7902 11 місяців тому +3

    Can we get a keyboard cam sometime? Not that the Captain's face isn't fabulous, but I'd love to see how he moves his hands!

    • @morgwai667
      @morgwai667 11 місяців тому

      a new kind of fetish 😅😅😅
      but seriously, it could be interesting to see indeed.

    • @Shadowboost
      @Shadowboost 11 місяців тому

      They're under the table

    • @Harstem
      @Harstem  11 місяців тому +9

      Keyboard cam is one of those things you think you want, but you don't actually. I've done it before and it just looks ugly and is distracting. We can't have two ugly and distracting things on screen at the same time so I rather keep my face.

    • @unreligeouspope7902
      @unreligeouspope7902 11 місяців тому

      @@Harstem oh captain my captain. Happy new year!

    • @strammerdetlef
      @strammerdetlef 10 місяців тому

      Keyboard cam is so boring. Its not like footcam of walter röhrl driving group b car.

  • @paulypauly2062
    @paulypauly2062 11 місяців тому

    mate, no one is Australia says "crikey" anymore.... :P

  • @frankmccampbell3377
    @frankmccampbell3377 11 місяців тому

    We Kick Butt Everyday, Yeah

  • @sc2youtube744
    @sc2youtube744 11 місяців тому

    Wow painful last game

  • @jijil321
    @jijil321 11 місяців тому

    Nice shirt captain suits you❤❤

  • @xitaris5981
    @xitaris5981 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm pretty sure the hackers get the satisfaction out of the hacking, not by bragging about their rank or status. The rank is just proof that the hack works, it doesn't really matter to them in the end.

    • @blacknyellow962
      @blacknyellow962 11 місяців тому +1

      That might be the case since that is pretty common as far as hackers go. Rank, WIn/Loss Ratio, or KDA depending on what a game measures is a demonstration of their services working. Which in turn allows them to get more business.

  • @Kyzik244
    @Kyzik244 11 місяців тому

    haha i love watch not only for starcraft but the random genius banter. Hit some killer storms are turn aussie aye?
    THROW DEM SHRIMPS ON THE BARBY , BARBARA.. STORMS HITTING HARD TONIGHT.