I love how the “deaf” is circled. They knew he’d try to do this so they wanted to make sure he knew before he delivered the news. Apparently he didn’t read all the way through.
The fact that he did not know suggests that he did not read it at all and just improvised the entire song. If the lab people were aware, they did either their worst or most hilarious job in their history.
This dude is literally the most resistant man alive, like he has every fatal plague known to man and every bone in his body is cancerous yet he still looks perfectly fine
Well, considering the doctor's singing happily, he might presume he's just singing about different ailments in general. Not like the patient will be able to see the small print of his name on the X-rays slides - even if deafness could improve vision
Leo Fisher The Major General's Song from Pirates of Penzance. It's one of the most famous and parodied songs in classic musical theatre, an extremely famous use of patter, which makes this cartoon even more impressive
well yeah because if your doctor is hopping and dancing around the room and occasionally pointing at fucked up medical diagrams which are you going to focus on? lol
so I decided to look at what this guy has, along with a brief summary of everything: Norovirus - Intense Vomiting (depends on what is eating and drank, courtesy of Tobben Jees) hepatitis (doesn't specify what kind so assuming all of them) - Liver infections, inflammations out teh ass tendinitis - tissue connecting muscle to bone becomes inflamed syphilis - ulcers, sores (genital), gummas salmonella - diarrhea, fever, chills, abdominal pain sickle cell - prone to infections, bodily pain and fatigue rash toxoplasma - muscle pain, fever, and headache super asthma - difficulty breathing, chest pain, cough, and wheezing brain's arthritic - clouded consciousness blood's acidic - Acidosis causes some of the others symptoms, coma possible, weakness, arrhythmia, shortness of breath, headache, coughing (courtesy of Nguyen) dick hole trickles pickle juice - loss of control with bladder the pancreas is gangrenous - upper abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting seizure prone - difficult to control body at times every bone cancerous - dull aching pain (possible) joints go backward - very difficult to move taint's inflamed - perineum inflamed anus sprained - pain, swelling, muscle spasms, limited ability to move every vein is clogged with plaque spine is a wreck - scoliosis? your throat's infected from the neck down to your crack - that's not your throat anymore, that's your digestive system. Stomach, intestines poop is filled with lupus - probably has lupus then - fatigue, joint pain, rash, fever heart's diseased and full of bees - lots of blood clots measles - cough, runny nose, inflamed eyes, sore throat, fever, and a red, blotchy skin rash weevils - grain pest, why the hell they in this guy fecal beetles - why the hell this guy got beetles in his ass fetal Alcoholic syndrome - learning disabilities, bone and joint deformities, heart defects, and hyperactivity chronic symptoms (doesn't specify so assuming all of them) - none of this is going away nose is blown - HE CAN BREATHE THROUGH HIS NOSE MAYBE back is thrown - scoliosis then cells have unknown chromosomes - down syndrome and/or Klinefelter (some variant of them) kidney stones - hurts to piss loads of Crohns - abdominal pain, diarrhea, weight loss, anemia, and fatigue toenail cheese - his feet smell really bad pubic fleas - extremely itchy legs and arms, red swollen lumps which can develop into blisters or wounds, can cause infections leaky knees - baker's cyst - Symptoms can include pain, swelling and tightness behind the knee can lead to DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis) athlete's foot - rash that usually causes itching, stinging, and burning trucker's butt - the flattest ass one twisted nut - a LOT of pain liver sucks - Yellowed skin and eyes (jaundice) along with belly pain and swelling deaf - can't hear anything
I had a twisted nut 3 years ago it hurt so fucking much The cord that goes from the testicle got wrapped around it therefor is got bigger and really red but as it was trying to get bigger the cord was still wrapped around it so i took some pills and somehow pills unwrapped a cord strangling my testicle
TheMrGoodgamer where are you getting that info from? Because it's completely wrong. AIDS stands for Acquired Immunodeficiency Sydrome. As in, your immune system is fucked up because you caught HIV. Syphilis is a completely different disease.
It is originally the Major-General song from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance. Been parodied many times, but I recommend looking up the original.
Doctor=teacher You are the blue shirt guy So basically its your teacher saying you had a perfect score then he double checked and you actually got an F
Norovirus-Norovirus is a very contagious virus that causes vomiting and diarrhea Hepatitis- inflammation of the liver Tendinitis- A condition in which the tissue connecting muscle to bone becomes inflamed. Syphillis-A bacterial infection usually spread by sexual contact that starts as a painless sore. Salmonella-An infection with salmonella bacteria, commonly caused by contaminated food or water. Sickle cell-A group of disorders that cause red blood cells to become misshapen and break down. A rash- Temporary outbreak of red, bumpy, scaly, or itchy patches of skin, possibly with blisters or welts. Toxoplasma-A disease that results from infection with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite. Asthma-A condition in which a person's airways become inflamed, narrow and swell, and produce extra mucus, which makes it difficult to breathe. Arthritic brain- Rheumatoid arthritis and brain fog. Rheumatoid arthritis (RA) is best known for causing painful, swollen joints. But many people with RA say they also have to deal with symptoms like forgetfulness, trouble concentrating, and difficulty thinking clearly. Acidic blood-Acidosis is caused by an overproduction of acid that builds up in the blood or an excessive loss of bicarbonate from the blood (metabolic acidosis) or by a buildup of carbon dioxide in the blood that results from poor lung function or depressed breathing (respiratory acidosis). Dick hole trickles pickle juice- um..?? Gangrenous- Death of tissue in a living body, especially in a limb, caused by a bacterial infection resulting from a blockage of the blood supply to the affected tissue. Seizure prone-A disorder in which nerve cell activity in the brain is disturbed, causing seizures. Cancer-A disease in which abnormal cells divide uncontrollably and destroy body tissue. Taint inflamed- · They happen when bacteria enter your body and cause an infection. Your immune system sends white blood cells to the area, which can cause pus to form in the area. Anus sprained-Anal injury. Injuries to the anal region are often the result of changes in bowel function. ... Sometimes the muscles in and around the anal region go into spasm, and this can lead to a tightening of the sphincter that makes passing stool painful. It can also cause a tear, which can bleed. Vein clogged with plaque-Plaque is a mixture of fat, calcium, cholesterol, and waste from the cells in the body. ... Clogged or blocked arteries can stop fresh blood from reaching parts of the body, which can put a person at risk of a heart attack, heart failure, or stroke. Spine a wreck- Damage to any part of the spinal cord or nerves at the end of the spinal canal. Infected throat-Pain or irritation in the throat that can occur with or without swallowing, often accompanies infections, such as a cold or flu. Heart diseased-Heart conditions that include diseased vessels, structural problems, and blood clots. Measles-A viral infection that's serious for small children but is easily preventable by a vaccine. Weevils-Weevils are a type of beetle belonging to the superfamily Curculionoidea Alcoholic syndrome-Physical and mental damage in a child due to alcohol exposure while in the womb. Chronic symptoms- The main symptom is fatigue for over six months. The fatigue often worsens with activity, but doesn't improve with rest. Kidney stones-A small, hard deposit that forms in the kidneys and is often painful when passed. Crohns-A chronic inflammatory bowel disease that affects the lining of the digestive tract. Leaky knees-When effusion happens in a joint - commonly the knee - excess fluid can pool in a part of the joint called the synovial cavity. It then leaks out into the soft tissue around the joint. This can happen as a result of injury, infection, or arthritis: ... Joint effusion caused by an injury often is accompanied by joint pain. Athletes foot- A fungal infection that usually begins between the toes. Trucker butt- When you've been driving too long and your ass starts to hurt real bad like a truck/ semi driver's ass would. Twisted testicle-A twisting of the male organ that makes hormones and sperm (testicle). Deaf-Total or significant loss of hearing. Thanks for reading all of this it took a long time
+Povilas Kazakas Just because he makes videos himself he's not allowed to post comments on other videos? That's not how it works, mate. I hate spam just as much as you, but this is not a spam comment.
The guy who handed the report to the doctor must be a damn good writer, able to creat a flawless song out of so many diseases. Also props to the doctor, who sang it perfectly first try (he read it first time cause he didn’t know he deaf)
Doctors are weird man. After my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor 'how soon dya think we' ll be able to have sex', he just winked at me and told me to meet him in the car pack in 10 minutes.
“Your joints go backwards” *bends joint backwards* “Your back is thrown” *shows his thrown back* “Also you’re deaf.” *he didn’t hear anything* No, it’s correct.
Me after going through the comments; "Is seriously nobody going to mention the fact that the voice actor for the Doctor is Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theatre 3000?!?!"
He wants to pursue his dreams of Being a singer but his mother want him to be a doctor but knew he could still pursue his dreams as a singing doctor and the only person who could only have heard his song was deaf
Him not seeing the deaf part shows that the doctor didn't practice the list and did it first try what a legend
What an absolutely mad lad
r/madlad
Disney movie in a nutshell
I didn't think about that. Nice.
@Sham Ram he must have been holding the clipboard with his thumb over the word 'deaf' the first time he read it.
Captain America: Why can’t I join the Army?
The Recruiter:
Underrated comment 😂 I cackled
So true
I Ruined the likes
@@precisionpigeon9341 dont worry i fixed it. 666th like
So true
I love how the “deaf” is circled. They knew he’d try to do this so they wanted to make sure he knew before he delivered the news. Apparently he didn’t read all the way through.
The fact that he did not know suggests that he did not read it at all and just improvised the entire song.
If the lab people were aware, they did either their worst or most hilarious job in their history.
This dude is literally the most resistant man alive, like he has every fatal plague known to man and every bone in his body is cancerous yet he still looks perfectly fine
Not only that he can even clap without breaking 17 bones.
It's because he doesn't play league
Being that this came out before the COVID breach and he has every fatal plague, how do you think he ended up getting it now?
He’s like Mr. burns
I gasped when he said he hasn’t finished her list
Watched it on Mute for full effect
Lude Crestfallen tried it. Made me wonder how he missed all the charts at the beginning. And why he isn't clapping in sign-language.
Well, considering the doctor's singing happily, he might presume he's just singing about different ailments in general.
Not like the patient will be able to see the small print of his name on the X-rays slides - even if deafness could improve vision
the joke is that he was deaf.
Tried it too that was annoying
recino2 there is no sign language clapping
- Nurse, where are you taking me?
- To the morgue.
- But I'm alive!
- Well, we're not there yet!
xD
-Wait What? Your not gonna kill me are you?
-No but (the video) Will
Awesome comment, lol 😂
That sounds like something out of Monty Python
@@deviantsemicolon618 you sold me a dead bird
Nobody can rap faster than Eminem
Doctor: give me his lab results
Modern Major General: Step aside good doctor
it's gilbert and sullivan you uncultured swine
Should have gone to Dr Dre.
Doctor: hold my lab results.
Dude your name is 15 secs and I thought you got all these likes in 15 SECONDS
"Shit is outta wack"
Professional medical terms.
Shit being outta whack is nothing to joke about my great grandfather died from that disease please be more considerate
@@asylumskp4391 Sorry
@@kimochi5009 Well, at least the inheritance bought a quite nice Lambo
@@asylumskp4391 I think this vid should be the last vid you should be seeing tbh
@@Flamefrosty Why?
"How long do i have?"
"10"
"10 what?"
"9, 8, 7,..."
An oldie but a goodie 😄
That is a joke from Deadpool
that was the worst dad joke I have ever heard
lol
**blows up**
This is the best fucking Cyanide and Happiness short ever made
No shit. You know what song its based off of?
Cole Fiore what is it?
Leo Fisher The Major General's Song from Pirates of Penzance. It's one of the most famous and parodied songs in classic musical theatre, an extremely famous use of patter, which makes this cartoon even more impressive
For me this is tied with John Battman, but yes, either this or that. Depends on what mood I'm in, I guess.
Nah, Confession is still the greatest
Patient: “Give it to me straight doc, what is it”
Doctor: “*yes*”
Doctor: I can't give it to yous straight, we're both guys.
Patient:...
Doctor: Also, I don't want to catch Ebola.
doctor:be patient
"*yes*"
Whay
What
His Minecraft achievement is “How did we get here”.
Do you have 90 minutes?
@@messyalien5164 ah a fellow man of high culture i see
@@Anxiolf hey is this irish Street? Or did a I make a wrong turn at space is cool
@@thatphonebastard uhh this isnt Irish street but i can link you there
@@Anxiolf nah I'll just wonder around till I find it
When your head hurts just a little bit so you decide to google what's up with you
My condoleances...XD
uamagerd hey Burny
hey
Hi Burny! Didin't expect to see you here.
yes
Nobody:
Medicine commercial: Side effects may include...
Pill advertisement for depression
Side effects 0:06
Most accurate comment I've read on a while LOL
Play it at 2x speed for the true experience.
@@cherrycoyote55 try 0:07?
@@SlyFunkyMonkey 0:06 is better
*sneezes*
*goes to yahoo answers*
0:06
HAHAHA
Unreasonably underrated comment. :'D
We don’t know what it is?
Arsabx webmd actually
health teachers when you say this class doesn't matter because I can go to the docters
I like how the doctor even shows him some of the diseases in the beginning and the dude still doesn't think somethings wrong
Dude was just happy to get a show while at the hospital...and then
@@dropkickpherby6994 it's like when the Avengers come visit you In the hospital, at first your so excited but then your realize why they're there
Well, showing the pictures without the context is pretty difficult
well yeah because if your doctor is hopping and dancing around the room and occasionally pointing at fucked up medical diagrams which are you going to focus on? lol
I mean, if my doctor is dancing I'll assume that the results came back negative
when u havent gone to the doctor in over 20 years
Thank Obama
Naw tetanus is extremely rare. And if you do get it you'll die before you even know what was wrong. I see no losses.
Lolol
Turn off sound to hear the song through the patients point of view
I actualy did it
It's more clear now
Just looks like a happy tune...
I understand now
I don't understand how he was clapping away, I didn't know what was happening when I turned the sound off
Only at the last moment he realised he was deaf
Which means he improvised the whole song
Or he forgot he was deaf
@@toast3374 how could he forget when it's in a RED CIRCLE
I’ve seen plenty of clickbaity thumbnails with red circles and I have forgotten all of them.
@@imabird1566 nice one
But diring the backwards joints, the leg went backwards
“Also you’re deaf!”
That’s the point where I just couldn’t.
You just couldn’t.
But what if he could
@@Mediados then he would
@spicywatermelon cause he should
In the hood.
he isn't blind so hey at least he has that going for him
Lorenzo Campolongo "atleast you're not blind" *in sign language*
I'm sure he's thrilled about that
I was the 666th like
insert Helen Keller joke here
Lorenzo Campolongo also no HIV or AIDES! I think...
so I decided to look at what this guy has, along with a brief summary of everything:
Norovirus - Intense Vomiting (depends on what is eating and drank, courtesy of Tobben Jees)
hepatitis (doesn't specify what kind so assuming all of them) - Liver infections, inflammations out teh ass
tendinitis - tissue connecting muscle to bone becomes inflamed
syphilis - ulcers, sores (genital), gummas
salmonella - diarrhea, fever, chills, abdominal pain
sickle cell - prone to infections, bodily pain and fatigue
rash
toxoplasma - muscle pain, fever, and headache
super asthma - difficulty breathing, chest pain, cough, and wheezing
brain's arthritic - clouded consciousness
blood's acidic - Acidosis causes some of the others symptoms, coma possible, weakness, arrhythmia, shortness of breath, headache, coughing (courtesy of Nguyen)
dick hole trickles pickle juice - loss of control with bladder
the pancreas is gangrenous - upper abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting
seizure prone - difficult to control body at times
every bone cancerous - dull aching pain (possible)
joints go backward - very difficult to move
taint's inflamed - perineum inflamed
anus sprained - pain, swelling, muscle spasms, limited ability to move
every vein is clogged with plaque
spine is a wreck - scoliosis?
your throat's infected from the neck down to your crack - that's not your throat anymore, that's your digestive system. Stomach, intestines
poop is filled with lupus - probably has lupus then - fatigue, joint pain, rash, fever
heart's diseased and full of bees - lots of blood clots
measles - cough, runny nose, inflamed eyes, sore throat, fever, and a red, blotchy skin rash
weevils - grain pest, why the hell they in this guy
fecal beetles - why the hell this guy got beetles in his ass
fetal Alcoholic syndrome - learning disabilities, bone and joint deformities, heart defects, and hyperactivity
chronic symptoms (doesn't specify so assuming all of them) - none of this is going away
nose is blown - HE CAN BREATHE THROUGH HIS NOSE MAYBE
back is thrown - scoliosis then
cells have unknown chromosomes - down syndrome and/or Klinefelter (some variant of them)
kidney stones - hurts to piss
loads of Crohns - abdominal pain, diarrhea, weight loss, anemia, and fatigue
toenail cheese - his feet smell really bad
pubic fleas - extremely itchy legs and arms, red swollen lumps which can develop into blisters or wounds, can cause infections
leaky knees - baker's cyst - Symptoms can include pain, swelling and tightness behind the knee can lead to DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis)
athlete's foot - rash that usually causes itching, stinging, and burning
trucker's butt - the flattest ass
one twisted nut - a LOT of pain
liver sucks - Yellowed skin and eyes (jaundice) along with belly pain and swelling
deaf - can't hear anything
Is too much the right answer?
Cause I'm pretty sure that's the only answer.
Zachary Jensen you got the sickle cell part right cause I actually have it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zachary Jensen atleast now I know I'm not the only one who does dumb things in my spare time
Ha! I have lupus
I had a twisted nut 3 years ago it hurt so fucking much
The cord that goes from the testicle got wrapped around it therefor is got bigger and really red but as it was trying to get bigger the cord was still wrapped around it so i took some pills and somehow pills unwrapped a cord strangling my testicle
At least he doesn't have AIDS. So he's got that going for him.
Siphilis is AIDS. He has AIDS.
+TheMrGoodgamer u do know that syphilis and AIDS r 2 different things?
TheMrGoodgamer where are you getting that info from? Because it's completely wrong. AIDS stands for Acquired Immunodeficiency Sydrome. As in, your immune system is fucked up because you caught HIV. Syphilis is a completely different disease.
AIDS affects the immune system making you susceptible to disease, syphilis is an std that affects the skin and eventually can lead to organ damage
At least no one hurt his dick
i feel like ive watched this a thousand times yet it never gets old.
That's the power of Kevin Murphy
Holy shit finally someone else noticed
Neither will that patient
Also your deaf
Agreed
If I am dying, this is how I want to be told
but are you deaf?
MULAN SzeChuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce I cant hear you what
NoCumBacks well since your dying anyway, go see a doctor!
NoCumBacks You're the best account on iFunny!
Noice Thanks fam :)
Doctor: You have 1 minute and 37 seconds to live
Me: What are my symptoms again?
Doctor:
Sorry I mist the last secand
Mastering Thunder sorry I forgot how to spell second.
@@masteringthunder2861 how old are u 2?
The last 20 seconds were you crying
He's deaf
Why can't all doctors be like this?
Dr. Mordin Solus is!
lost him in ME2 on my first run, played another run to get him back
Cus some of them lost their medical license
That's Dr. zed
It would be really sad to hear
He was deaf but still clapped to the beat
What a legend
Me: *coughes for once*
Parents: You're ok
Doc: You're ok
Google:
Google: You have Corona virus and will die in 5 hours
🤣🤣🤣
The tune to this song is... *infectious*
I'm really sick of these cancerous puns.
ba-dum CHEE!
Totally Sickening.
Gerald P It's the melody from The Very Model of a Modern Major-General from Pirates of Penzance. 's'classic.
It is originally the Major-General song from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance. Been parodied many times, but I recommend looking up the original.
1:13 me when seeing exam results
Rahman Serajur good one.
When I look at my College tests results.
Doctor=teacher
You are the blue shirt guy
So basically its your teacher saying you had a perfect score then he double checked and you actually got an F
FB I a bit too early
Ohh snaap the cops are here quick RUN!!!!!!
The side effects at the end of a medical commercial:
When your head hurts and you ask Google...
Nicolino Ricolino you should ask them how to spell *ask
No matter what it is, You have cancer
Nicolino Ricolino god that is me in a nutshell
Sad Boi their is nothing wrong with it
Oh yeah yeah He edited the comment
This doctor is the very model of a modern surgeon-general
Infinite Scratch ahhh pirates
Or an Anamaniac
More like major funeral.
Mordin is pleased.
Hamilton reference I see, no?
_Plot twist 2: He's nearsighted too, this is a pet hospital_
Plot twist 3: He is half dog
FroyoHead Animation plot twist 4: the doctor dies
What the fuck
FroyoHead Animation your avatar seems familiar what is from?
Dewaun Warren It's from him. That's his channel icon.
I bet this guy was just watching his doctor dance around and just went "Ah hell I don't wanna be the one to stop him."
Why is it so catchy. I have heard it a million times now.
M V-PlAyEr this is my 37th time resetting because it's just so awesome
Same lol
Animaniacs.
Dan Cojocaru pretty sure it's the tune for modern major general
10 times seen 😆
The original song is from “I am the model of a modern major general”
Thanks. You just saved me so much trouble.
Gordon Freeman sings the song the best
The venerated Virginian veteran
Wow 99 likes. I'm suprised
I am the hundredth like!
Not enough props are given to Kevin Murphy for singing this. This feels right at home in a skit on MST3K.
Now I want to see Tom dancing around trying to over explain a runny nose to Mike or Joel
The clipboard actually list the lyrics
*RESPECT+*
*angry description noises*
@@jackgibson511
Ain’t that wacky? 😳
Do you think he practice this right before he came into the room
You'd think they would just be scribbles.
I love the lack of detail in the 'Liver sucks' entry 🤣
This is top tier C&H, good work
THANKS BUDDY
Rob DenBleyker Really good EP ☺️
Toro is in the middle of an argument with me
this is by far my favorite cyanide and happiness short
I like the one with Lunk
I tried and even with no sound I noticed my result was bad
Dark humor to the extreme lmao
The only thing that could make it darker is if the lab coat was black and if batman had a cameo during the song
The greatest example of dark humor in my opinion.
Me: *Finding the best way to make a virus in Plague Inc*
Lol
Your plague has developed 0:07
Dickhole trickes picklejuice.
Norovirus-Norovirus is a very contagious virus that causes vomiting and diarrhea
Hepatitis- inflammation of the liver
Tendinitis- A condition in which the tissue connecting muscle to bone becomes inflamed.
Syphillis-A bacterial infection usually spread by sexual contact that starts as a painless sore.
Salmonella-An infection with salmonella bacteria, commonly caused by contaminated food or water.
Sickle cell-A group of disorders that cause red blood cells to become misshapen and break down.
A rash- Temporary outbreak of red, bumpy, scaly, or itchy patches of skin, possibly with blisters or welts.
Toxoplasma-A disease that results from infection with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite.
Asthma-A condition in which a person's airways become inflamed, narrow and swell, and produce extra mucus, which makes it difficult to breathe.
Arthritic brain-
Rheumatoid arthritis and brain fog. Rheumatoid arthritis (RA) is best known for causing painful, swollen joints. But many people with RA say they also have to deal with symptoms like forgetfulness, trouble concentrating, and difficulty thinking clearly.
Acidic blood-Acidosis is caused by an overproduction of acid that builds up in the blood or an excessive loss of bicarbonate from the blood (metabolic acidosis) or by a buildup of carbon dioxide in the blood that results from poor lung function or depressed breathing (respiratory acidosis).
Dick hole trickles pickle juice- um..??
Gangrenous- Death of tissue in a living body, especially in a limb, caused by a bacterial infection resulting from a blockage of the blood supply to the affected tissue.
Seizure prone-A disorder in which nerve cell activity in the brain is disturbed, causing seizures.
Cancer-A disease in which abnormal cells divide uncontrollably and destroy body tissue.
Taint inflamed- · They happen when bacteria enter your body and cause an infection. Your immune system sends white blood cells to the area, which can cause pus to form in the area.
Anus sprained-Anal injury. Injuries to the anal region are often the result of changes in bowel function. ... Sometimes the muscles in and around the anal region go into spasm, and this can lead to a tightening of the sphincter that makes passing stool painful. It can also cause a tear, which can bleed.
Vein clogged with plaque-Plaque is a mixture of fat, calcium, cholesterol, and waste from the cells in the body. ... Clogged or blocked arteries can stop fresh blood from reaching parts of the body, which can put a person at risk of a heart attack, heart failure, or stroke.
Spine a wreck- Damage to any part of the spinal cord or nerves at the end of the spinal canal.
Infected throat-Pain or irritation in the throat that can occur with or without swallowing, often accompanies infections, such as a cold or flu.
Heart diseased-Heart conditions that include diseased vessels, structural problems, and blood clots.
Measles-A viral infection that's serious for small children but is easily preventable by a vaccine.
Weevils-Weevils are a type of beetle belonging to the superfamily Curculionoidea
Alcoholic syndrome-Physical and mental damage in a child due to alcohol exposure while in the womb.
Chronic symptoms-
The main symptom is fatigue for over six months. The fatigue often worsens with activity, but doesn't improve with rest.
Kidney stones-A small, hard deposit that forms in the kidneys and is often painful when passed.
Crohns-A chronic inflammatory bowel disease that affects the lining of the digestive tract.
Leaky knees-When effusion happens in a joint - commonly the knee - excess fluid can pool in a part of the joint called the synovial cavity. It then leaks out into the soft tissue around the joint. This can happen as a result of injury, infection, or arthritis: ... Joint effusion caused by an injury often is accompanied by joint pain.
Athletes foot- A fungal infection that usually begins between the toes.
Trucker butt- When you've been driving too long and your ass starts to hurt real bad like a truck/ semi driver's ass would.
Twisted testicle-A twisting of the male organ that makes hormones and sperm (testicle).
Deaf-Total or significant loss of hearing.
Thanks for reading all of this it took a long time
Wow nice job
Good job dude
I love how the only one that stumped you was Dickhole Trickles Pickle Juice. 🤣
You forgot toenail cheese
So basically he is a dead man walking
I know that everyone's saying this is funny, and it is, but it also has INSANE amounts of talent! Good on you!!!
The fact its Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo)makes it that much funnier
You know it's bad when your doctor walks in with an orchestra
1:15 when u see ur exam results after thinking that u will pass
The Dark Craft Rises so true
The Dark Craft Rises Yes.
HAHAHAHA you're so funny!!😒
SodaDuck McFarland it's the truth accept it
SodaDuck McFarland Your bad sarcasm was made worse by the emoji.
The most unlucky guy in the world
Jax mac321 no,that role goes to sad larry
Jax mac321 also his lucky that his deaf he wont hear all that
Have you even been on this channel before? XD
Jax mac321 well actually its brine not juice
That right
Lesson: Don't diagnose yourself on the internet
Me:i got punched in the nuts and my nuts
Google: you have Aids Also your penis is rotting
“Poop fill with Lupis”
-Doctor
Me: it’s just a cough
My mom: it’s just a cough
Doctor: it’s just cough
Google: 0:06
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love it
Me reading: ppppphhhhhhhh🤣
And bing.
He might as well have coroana
Meanwhile in the Lab: HOW DID HE GET THOSE THINGS????
（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\
That must be how they look like
He played fork knife so his parents didn’t vaccinate him
Drugs. Stay away, kiddies.
Plague Inc
Simple he decided to take a trip through a nuclear reactor and found a nice glowing play toy XD
when my teacher show me my report card 1:16 *well some time a ass whooping*
Mega Myles XD
Mega Myles damn...
Mega Myles p
DERG
Lol I died laughing
1.25 speed would be the tempo of “I am the very model of a modern major general”
you actually made me go back and watch it in different speeds. GG.
watching what happens after the song at 0.5 seconds is also super funny
"Please never reproduce" 😂😂😂
Galactic Virus
Might give his child a Z chromosome XD
omg, your comment has 404 likes, so basically, there is no longer a comment, till someone likes your comment again :D
Can I set this as my alarm?
I love this as my alarm
someone please make this a thing
Zhi Wei Zou iii
lol
Zhi Wei Zou DOOOOO ITTTTTT
If Disney owns a hospital
Disney wasn't even born when this was written
...? Disney's been dead for years. How could he NOT have been born before this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pirates_of_Penzance
Because the tune is "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" by Gilbert and Sullivan, written in 1879, and Disney was born in 1901.
Khalid Faisal Lmaoooo XDD
the transition of seeing "deaf" and realizing " deaf"🤣.
*watches it 6 times*
Just one more time
*762 hours later*
JUST ONE MORE TIME
Basically the same effect as Michael Jackson. You want to stop but you can't
@@MaxMalevich maybe he just didn't have enough
Same
You were 55% through the 27,991st video when you said one more time.
So you been watching the same video nonstop for 31.75 days
When you you have every upgrade in plague inc.
What I was thinking.
Yeh, that's a very accurate definition and description about this video
That is acutally completely true
Its on of the symptoms! @liberty
But the last person is glitched so he can’t die
My first impression on 0:18 was that Mr. Watson just knew he was doomed, so he just decided to enjoy the doctor singing.
But he's deaf. He can't enjoy the singing.
Which I didn't realize until the end. Key words: first impression
+3 points for using his name
I was watching the amazing world of gumball when I read the words mr watson and they said the name
Interhuman Films & TV d
Kevin Murphy is a national treasure.
Well at least he's not blind
atleast he's not black**
Mikkel Kulmbach really?
lmao
Mikkel Kulmbach thats internet for yall -_-
Raditya 786 (plays Seinfeld theme)
I didn't think he would survive for 98 seconds.
im pretty sure he cant speak..since he`s deaf
akira amano Please tell me that was a joke.......
even seen a deaf from born person can speak properly ???
akira amano yes.
also if he needed freaking LAB RESULTS to check out he is deaf it seems he is not deaf from birth
Argha Saha I
*_Doctors are like snooze buttons for death._*
also sounds badass
Daniel Fernandez ;)
Stop advertising your channel with these comments.
Povilas Kazakas stop advertising your channel with these responses
+Povilas Kazakas Just because he makes videos himself he's not allowed to post comments on other videos? That's not how it works, mate.
I hate spam just as much as you, but this is not a spam comment.
The guy who handed the report to the doctor must be a damn good writer, able to creat a flawless song out of so many diseases. Also props to the doctor, who sang it perfectly first try (he read it first time cause he didn’t know he deaf)
The fact the patient is still alive with all those afflictions amazed me
😂
IKR how can you survive a twisted nut and those other minor ones
Its explosmENTERTAINMENT
The patient’s name? Charles II of Spain
Achievement unlocked: how in the-
Your cells have unknown chromosomes killed me XD
Aggelos M what if the chromosomes said sxx 👉👌😘
Noah Lampkin SIR THIS IS AN ADULT SERVER SO NO EMOJIS
Spoy Crobs um he/she can do whatever he/she wants your the one that's acting like a child
Chichi Ugo *you're
PikminPro Dabest even if I made a mistake I think he'll know what I'm talking about
Me: **Stubs my toe**
WebMD: *YOU NEED TO AMPUTATE YOUR LEG IMMEDIATELY*
Da Dragon Durp relatable
Da Dragon Durp its always u
Superdarkcloud666 waw. xD
Da Dragon Durp WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!
GeronimoGuy
I don't know and I wanted cookies.
I just respect the guy who wrote the subtitles
This was a WebMD singing you your symptoms when you search sore throat....
Artbug iii
ByoBiorn is that true? wow! how sad...
Glad I suck dick then.
WebMD: The Musical
™
yes
_Doctor gave me 3 months to live._
_I'm so lazy, I missed the deadline._
_This was 4 months ago._
How do you write in Italics?
FroyoHead Animation Alt+F4
Dont need a lecture.
Patrick Spiegel んのW ﾘのひ ﾚﾉズ乇 ﾶ乇 刀のW
Doctors are weird man. After my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor 'how soon dya think we' ll be able to have sex', he just winked at me and told me to meet him in the car pack in 10 minutes.
Favorite Line
"Your Heart's Diseased and full of Bees."
Plot twist: The doctor sang the song to the wrong deaf person!
He does look too normal to have all those symptoms
The Psycho-like gamer
We see in the video:
His legs do in fact go backwards
His back does looks really bad
Joshua Moylan r/whoosh
“Your joints go backwards”
*bends joint backwards*
“Your back is thrown”
*shows his thrown back*
“Also you’re deaf.”
*he didn’t hear anything*
No, it’s correct.
@@frut_jooos 0:54
0:44 I died so hard when he did that spin
Quagmire after hearing how many diseases this guy has: are you challenging me?
Mr. Burns would beg to differ
@@dr.smurpf6979 oh so you're approaching me instead of keeping social distance you're coming straight at me
UNUS
Momento mori
@@twiggy3638 annus
"Your cells have unknown chromosones"
dude this is the best line i was rolling on the floor
lol
*"My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up"* Said a wise man once...
Alex Aguirre I am handycapable of anything
Alex Aguirre I am handycapable of anything
No means no!
Alex Aguirre I AM HANDICAPABLE OF MATH
Alex Aguirre Watch me lift and punch this sack. My disabilities can't hold me back.
This is the best one they've made in a while.
Joshua Walrath it's based on one of their comics. But the comic wasn't musical
When you're trying to distract yourself from waiting on the results of your blood test so you go watch a cyanide and happiness and then this 😂😂😂
One of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
*BETTER THAN DESPASITO*
Mr.wattson:this is so sad hey doc tell me my dignosis
How about DEAF-PASITO?
No, *NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DESPACITO.*
nigga u thought
WebMD when you type "slight cough"
R Booth I actually just laughed out loud
Me after going through the comments;
"Is seriously nobody going to mention the fact that the voice actor for the Doctor is Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theatre 3000?!?!"
I knew he sounded familiar
That's Kevin Murphy, it's in the description.
I recognized him from Rifftrax!
What
Wow, I didn't notice. That's awesome!
What bing comes up with when you say you have a slight cough:
When you sneeze on the anti vax kid
Wtf man why ain't you catching Kira
Well his nose is blown, would explain a lot
This is the Best Comment In a Cyanide and Happiness Ever
1:13 When u think you passing your classes then the report card comes in
King T Animations me
King T Animations omg yes 😀 🙂 😲 😕 ☹️ 😵 😭
King T Animations
no, 1:13-1:17
XD
King T Animations so tru
Kevin Murphy is the very model of a modern general practitioner.
Mordin.....
Kevin Murphy!!! From MST3K!! I knew I recognized his voice. Best show ever!
I’m proud to announce the Broadway special:
Illnesses the Musical!
The crowd will be dying from laughter, AND whatever we bring on the stage!
On iceeeeeee
If only every doctor was that way.
SILENTSNIPER760 they know da way
Melany Chacon you must heve ebola to kno de way
This meme is know dead I’m not that sad but it’s not funny anymore K
The meme’s not dead its endangered
The final Terrarian it's dead
i dont know if im more confused on him clapping to the beat or why he's not dead yet
He was clapping because he had no idea what the doctor was saying because he's death
Alan Cajamarca *deaf
if hes deaf he cant hear the beat?
Zacuree he can feel the vibrations
I listened to this with the valume muted so I can see how the other guy saw it
if you watch thiss muted, it sounds like the doctor's delivering great news
I feel a little sick and weak
*I look it up*
Internet: 0:06
Penteliuc Sebastian yup
WebMD
Ye boiiii
@@helloturtle7825 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's true man
Poor doctor, he just wanted his patient to...Hear him out....
Akantorz Monster Musume, eh?
What can I say? I'm a leg man...
*Eat him out.
kill me
Akantorz GODAMIMIT BARB!
Deaf? More like death.
John Dubuc its you! :)
Hi welcome to the Cyanide & Happiness UA-cam channel.
fancy running into you here...
There is a Cyanide and Happiness comic like this
That pun is so bad its good
He wants to pursue his dreams of Being a singer but his mother want him to be a doctor but knew he could still pursue his dreams as a singing doctor and the only person who could only have heard his song was deaf
me: my head hurts
web md: *this song*
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH YESS SO TRUE!!😂😂
according to google have........Folliculitis