Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
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Dick's Problems
►Getting Sick During Time Off
►Sensationalism
Vito's Problems:
►Badly Timed Traffic Lights
►Hippie Thanksgiving
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Bonus episode theme: Biggest Problem in Comedy
Vito if you don’t send my signed copy of Enemy Weapon to Australia I’ll make a scene.
Vito wasn't invited to Philly until he asked to come? Sounds like another grievance to add to the pile. That backstab maneuver is coming, better make sure your legal retainer's up to date.
You guys need to post vito's set. Honestly it was the highlight of the night and he killed it.
"Well I'm NOT, Doug" is from Happy Gilmore, if anyone was curious.
Crapping on comics is Vito's entire bit.
#releaseallthestandup
Post the stand up Vito
Vito's proposed traffic detection system already exists. My commute to work is at 3 in the morning and the lights turn green for me every single time, even if they just switched red moments before. California could too have this technology if they stop giving all that money to the LAPD.
Man that stinger is the best in the whole show
That voice-mail from the guy who passed out on the tree is underselling it. I saw it happen, because I also got too drunk. The guy was walking to the street and fell down. Looked like he hit his head on the tree. He went from standing and walking, to asleep by the tree. It was incredible. We went to check on him because we though he might have died but his girlfriend came and got him
The first 30 seconds I thought Vito was wearing Groucho Marx glasses
That was a really obscure reference to Happy Gilmore
That was the best stinger yet, would be great music to end the show
Vito thinks cold weather makes you get sick
The only person I’ve ever heard talk about burning their stand up material is stuttering John.
Vito has the potential to be extremely hillarious, but he's lazy so we rarely get to witness it. Buck up Vito, start treating your work like a blue collar job. Put 10 hours a day, 5 days a week into your comedy skits, stand up, and comic. It'd be a shame if a hillarious guy like you doesn't reach your potential
Vito's not lazy, he just wastes all his time on pointless shit that will never make him any money
He’s too busy eating.
Vito's Twitter
Vito being Vito on twitter
Here's how you negotiate with comics when you are asking to post their content. "I can post your whole set or cut it out entirely."
It's not hard to get past that part of the negotiation.
SWEET BERRY WINE!!! FOR YOUR HEALTH
stop lights are a waste of everyone's gas, brakes and time! 2 lights on my way to work are screwed up and default to the direction that never has traffic, i just drive thru every day on my way to and from work. anytime there's no traffic I run it. I was also born in 1980 tho, i can't waste 30 mins a day waiting at lights for nobody
Key manager at a franchise restaurant(sit-down) meaning I run shifts , count money, cut people and generally responsible when no one else above me is around
I get 0 paid vacation days till Im with them for 2 years and then i get 5 paid days a year
I have a slightly above entry-level manufacturing job and I get 6 weeks paid vacation and 13 paid holidays... And I only work 2-4 days a week... lol
Best stinger yet Vito
Traffic is easy if you pay attention. I live in a town with hundreds of 4way intersections and no stop signs. Maybe 3 accidents a year. Usually DUI s
I don't care. Won't care. You went were you wanted to. You didn't arm yourself. I don't have to protect you. You have to protect yourself.
Vito you say all this stuff about burning material but what happened to your old stand up that was on UA-cam and it's not anymore.
Wheres the Bonus Episode for November!!!
Problem with the live show was the audience participating. You should just do like WATP and do a normal show
I like ranked elections. You put your top 3. Number 1 gets three points Number 2 two points and Number 1 one point. The person with most points wins
Anyone else get a feeling of increasing contention between our hosts?
just upload the whole live show but replace the standup audio with sad horns.
Wtf I'm the biggest lightweight ever and I smoked my very first cigar with no issues
Howdy Frens
Yes... I thought I had nothing to listen to and realized I was only a quarter the way through this. Also I wanna see Vito's standup cause no offense the live show was just.... Not funny. Mainly cause Josh Denny is stupid and cringe.