You don't think he's stealing some Miller's from Phil? And mommy is cooking some serious shephards pie. Ree ree 🐷 Three ree stance full sprint stiff arming Fart McGuire and running circles around the couch Don't underestimate Shane. He is Uruk-hai
This is the only cast where I’d welcome more zoom eps. I think they make me laugh more than the regular eps. They’re good about not talking over each other
I totally agree. I think the zooms are the best. Also no outros so can use them as background noise to fall asleep tor amd not get woken up by weird closing music/sounds.
Turned out that "inncent birdwatcher was a total psycho who threatened to poison her dog and beat her up. She was absolutely right to feel threatened and call the cops. When these facts came out she didn't get her life back, its still trashed and most people still think she's a racist because few media outlets issued retractions. Really fucked up.
FYI female dog owners will threaten to call the police during any kind of confrontation and will step to you for the smallest reason. No matter your ethnicity or background.
No nets champ ! That question - Fill in the blank, " There is a ______ in the armor." was insane and he crushed it !!! 🙌🏼 I don't see that no nets being beat.
Back in the day a cop barged through our front door demanding my sister and he was trying to push past my Dad and my Dad said do you have a warrant and the cop said no and right away my Dad knocked him out and instantly called the cops to get him. This cop didn't know my Dad taught the California Police/Swat combat and was a professional fighter 82-2
My 6 year old gave me the Phil Gillis F.O.F. a few days ago. I smacked his Mom on the ass as I walked by her realizing he was just walked around the corner. In my defense his Mom is a legit dime peice and was wearing yoga pants. He was pissed AF and ready to pounce! I said "Did you just give me the Gillis fist of fury dude? He slowly nodded without breaking eye contact. I lost it and had tears running down my face from laughing so hard!!
If I was sitting on the deck and heard Taps coming from next door. I'd probably get up and hold the heart. Neighbors are very important. First stop on "I need somthing" is you're neighbors. Respect and help thyn neighbors bitches.🍁🍁🍁 Shane needs a hip check and a slap when talking about Canada. Keep it up.
I bet Jimmy nailed the impression too. And Chis Rock’s impression of a black person is more offensive than any of the recent white-committed black face ‘crimes’. Bring The Pain?? Come on!
the one-way isles in the grocery stores infuriates me to no end. I avoid the stores who implement that. It makes grocery shopping (which is already a pain in the ass right now) take twice as long...you better hope you didn't forget something in isle 4 because you'll have to go ALL THE WAY AROUND to hit it again. re. tarded.
4 bud lights down, high as a kite and elbow deep in rainbow sherbet the ending had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. I genuinely appreciate these 2 as humans and I think we’re better off as a species with them here
My friend worked in the butcher department and he moved in with his boss so things seemed really successful, turns out his boss ran a meth house and my friend ended up a meth head, homeless,etc. He went through rehab a few times and he's good now.
Funny how the “black bird watcher” story actually turned out. Just a great example of how you should wait…especially when something sounds a little….completely fucking ridiculous and unrealistic…on the face of it.
@@aaronnance4199basically over time turned out to be a hoax, completely misrepresented by the media and social media. The “innocent bird watcher” admitted he was basically antagonizing the women, he approached her, and even had dog treats on him(he didn’t have a dog) to coax the ladies dog away from her, was saying things along the line of he was going to take her dog- he admitted all this in his own words. That’s why she’s so freaked out in the video- which common sense should have told everyone that “NEW YORK white woman is such a rabid racist she attacks innocent black MAN for no reason”😂 was ridiculous on its face. The case ended up being dropped after they looked into it because of all the above.
shane, please just think of all the young girls who wanted to lose a limb and have it treated without modern medical science. protecting women from the bloodiest war in american history is peak oppression
I started watching this podcast for Shane but I keep coming back for some Matt. Im deep in a mssp bender.
Matt is the heart of the show
bro i feel you, im about 2 weeks into this bender and it's all ive watched haha
Same here dawg
Best podcast out there, been on a big sassy daddy bender.
How good is our god?
The young bull is looking healthy. No booze + mommy and daddy’s food is doing him well
Good clean American livin'
Mama and apple pie
He's even got the Superman hair coming in.
You don't think he's stealing some Miller's from Phil?
And mommy is cooking some serious shephards pie. Ree ree 🐷 Three ree stance full sprint stiff arming Fart McGuire and running circles around the couch
Don't underestimate Shane. He is Uruk-hai
@@DonkeyHotay794im crying
Where my 2024 Dawgz at?
cant believe how handsome and alpha matt looks in 2024
LFG
Yoooooo my boi 2024 July 26
right here pookie
Yo yo! the only Redman listening to this podcast here on 2024..
Tears disintegrating cotton candy might be one of the funniest and saddest images….
Jimmy Fallon goes blackface on SNL but Shane doesn't even get a chance
And he's better for it
This didn’t age well (Shane hosted SNL)
“I’m canceling Corona; Corona did black face in 2000”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the only cast where I’d welcome more zoom eps. I think they make me laugh more than the regular eps. They’re good about not talking over each other
I totally agree. I think the zooms are the best. Also no outros so can use them as background noise to fall asleep tor amd not get woken up by weird closing music/sounds.
I found MSSP a month ago and I've now watched or listened to everything available 😂
Come back when you’re round 2 lololol😅
If you watch his special, you'll see where they randomly riff on something and then he turns it into a bit
@@Lallana_Del_Rey True.
Bird watcher guy also threatened to feed the ladies dog poison and even bragged about it on his post lol
they gave that asshole a tv show
jus kang ish
I love hearing Phil stories. Such a patriot.
Shane, what are ya doin!?
I watch every show on UA-cam. Keep em coming boys
Join the Patreon big fella.
Join the paytch bro. It's five bucks.
"It's literally a figuratively guillotine!!!!!!!!" Way to word Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!
its funny to watch this in late 2022 and see how gay shane and matt were about corona and realize it's okay that i was once gay about corona too
This was back in the day when everyone thought 2 weeks off from the office, and then it all goes back to normal! Then 2 weeks turned to 2 years
nah, it shows how quickly these bumders gave in
I never got vaxxed or covid. Im totally pure like Frank Reynolds in that episode where he covers his entire body in hand sanitizer.
"your daughter is like a phone" that one fucking killed me😂
46:49 randomly walking up to ur pops and being like " u fucking wish u where a troop" is hilarious
Read it while he said it. Tripped me out
20:03 "Its literally a figurative guillotine." awesome
Yes! Phil standing with his hand over his heart for the neighbor playing taps like cousin Eddy in Christmas Vacation :)
Lmfao
This podcast should be so much more popular, been on a three week MSSP run
This is one of my favorite episodes cuz every country Matt suggests to war with Shane says nah and Matt says yeah you’re right
Lmao when Shane said only stupid people watch house of cards 😂😂
Militant gender neutrals with purple bowl cuts in Whole Foods
gender commies
Robert Downy Jr will never say sorry for black face and I respect that
"Never go full retard maaan."
turned down playing Mexican face though
it was litterally satirical, nothing to say sorry for imo
@aztro.99 well obviously but that clearly isn’t how most people who would want him to apologise for it see it
I love you guys... if you don't feel the same I'll lightly scratch my wrists
wrists can have a little scratch, as a treat
Turned out that "inncent birdwatcher was a total psycho who threatened to poison her dog and beat her up. She was absolutely right to feel threatened and call the cops.
When these facts came out she didn't get her life back, its still trashed and most people still think she's a racist because few media outlets issued retractions.
Really fucked up.
You used 1 quotation mark and misspelled innocent but good try and I’m not reading all that🤓🤓
FYI female dog owners will threaten to call the police during any kind of confrontation and will step to you for the smallest reason. No matter your ethnicity or background.
Shane’s a real friend to call Matt out about his “gluten allergy” 😂
Uhh it's gruuuten
Actually, excuse me but actually Matt's gruten arrergy is actually ractose intorerance ok...?
The ending about balled fists in the workplace is hilarious 🤣
Awesome to see Matt came from the bottom and now he is on his king shit
I love that black face jimmy can be the nickname for both of the woke unfunny late night talk show hosts 😂
No nets champ ! That question - Fill in the blank, " There is a ______ in the armor." was insane and he crushed it !!! 🙌🏼 I don't see that no nets being beat.
i remember years ago some guy in DC got in trouble for using the word "niggardly"
Dent in my armor 😂🤣😉
Liz Lovely. Don't know any women who would listen to this. Verr shamefur.
Its good to know shane is no longer joking lol
"I need my stomach to be heavy NOW." is such a fucking incredible way to say you're hungry
The continued optimism that ronies is over at this point is adorable.
I'm curious why no one is using this downtime to commune with Santa Maria.
Valid point
Me and Santa Maria got real tight since Qtine.
Pure unedited “Sassy Daddy“ energy.
Been listening to the cast for 5 months to get to this point and still loving it. I skip the episodes where the boys arent together.
you can see exactly what Matt looked like when he was a 12 if u remove the facial hair and wrinkles
He's like a very old type of child
Id like to see him BLACKED
@@naylik2562he’s mature for his age
I got contagioned by the yawns of the dawgs
That closing bit was the best bit I think I’ve ever seen in podcasting, especially the thought of a boardroom bully hahaha good shit
Back in the day a cop barged through our front door demanding my sister and he was trying to push past my Dad and my Dad said do you have a warrant and the cop said no and right away my Dad knocked him out and instantly called the cops to get him. This cop didn't know my Dad taught the California Police/Swat combat and was a professional fighter 82-2
The “we need to wage a war” conversation was so fucking funny you guys are the best
The raised fist of rage is hilarious 😂
My 6 year old gave me the Phil Gillis F.O.F. a few days ago. I smacked his Mom on the ass as I walked by her realizing he was just walked around the corner. In my defense his Mom is a legit dime peice and was wearing yoga pants. He was pissed AF and ready to pounce! I said "Did you just give me the Gillis fist of fury dude? He slowly nodded without breaking eye contact. I lost it and had tears running down my face from laughing so hard!!
john melia that’s so funny 😂
@@Johnny1.0 and then everyone clapped and cried and was literally shaking, right?
Rewatching this it’s hilarious Shane would roast Phil for not being a troop when he cried his way out of West Point after 2 weeks lol
“Which mutt is that? Let’s see those boys” I love Shane ❤
If I was sitting on the deck and heard Taps coming from next door. I'd probably get up and hold the heart. Neighbors are very important. First stop on "I need somthing" is you're neighbors. Respect and help thyn neighbors bitches.🍁🍁🍁 Shane needs a hip check and a slap when talking about Canada. Keep it up.
MORE SCREEN TIME FOR MATT'S MUTTS PLEASE
Good opportunity for Chris Rock to stick up for black face jimmy for comedy’s sake.
I bet Jimmy nailed the impression too. And Chis Rock’s impression of a black person is more offensive than any of the recent white-committed black face ‘crimes’. Bring The Pain?? Come on!
"id like to report a black guy inconvenienced me" 🤣🤣🤣
the one-way isles in the grocery stores infuriates me to no end. I avoid the stores who implement that. It makes grocery shopping (which is already a pain in the ass right now) take twice as long...you better hope you didn't forget something in isle 4 because you'll have to go ALL THE WAY AROUND to hit it again.
re. tarded.
For sure. When I find out a store has that implemented, I don't even adhere to it.
Nobody even follows them in the stores by me, doubt anyone would say shit to you if you went down the wrong one
Where the hell do you live?
@@smoochbooch1411 San Francisco :(
@@CrackinJacks138 they do in San Francisco . I got chewed out for not immediately noticing the signs on the floor.
The cotton candy tears made me genuinely sad 😂
4 bud lights down, high as a kite and elbow deep in rainbow sherbet the ending had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. I genuinely appreciate these 2 as humans and I think we’re better off as a species with them here
Sounds like NBC just copy & pasted their go-to apology to Jimmy Fallon. Good on Shane for refusing their heartfelt "apology"
Dude I cant stop laughing bro 😂 the language of this podcast is top shelf bruh. T-nis , the self hostage, take the shot 😂 bruh the cast is undefeated
It’s been two years. Hopefully you’ve continued to watch “the cast” of Matt and Shane’s secret podcast
Halloween being a sci-op for the elites to do black face is a Shrek 1 conspiracy
Psy-op'd your . . . science opportunity?
Pod just for the fellas
Dudes Rock
Damn.. only pod i can rewatch. Thanks algo
The guy was trying to lure her dog away from her with a treat
I knew Shane was a total war guy.
Kinda glad shane threw that out there ive had that thought about "shotgun dads" forever and wasnt sure if any one else noticed that
“Just hocked a loogie in my mouth”
-famous last words by Matthew McCusker
Its literally a figurative guillotine lmao Matt's hilarious
50:41 careful what you wish for 😂
Yeah right, a black bird watcher
Shane constantly playing the worst Total Wars available
Everybody was wrong about the birdwatcher story lol
What ended up happening with that, I missed it
@@aaronnance4199 it ended up the lady was justified in her freak out. Dude was without a dog, with treats trying to lure her dog to him.
@@louclarkson6098 that makes more sense. Thanks for sliding the doss to me big dawg
@@aaronnance4199 you already know 🤙
My friend worked in the butcher department and he moved in with his boss so things seemed really successful, turns out his boss ran a meth house and my friend ended up a meth head, homeless,etc. He went through rehab a few times and he's good now.
Matt and Shane's shamanic temple
Matt definitely writes the description
Need the paytch follow up... fiending hard right now!
Ight baby. We live we live we live
You've got to swashbuckle! 😂
I’m new. I need the back story on fart McGuire. Just the name kills me
Swinging Sammy Sosa is one sister and the other is Fart McGuire.
@@mypawsofloveslammin Sarah Sosa
@elduderino3224 thanks, forgot
Funny how the “black bird watcher” story actually turned out. Just a great example of how you should wait…especially when something sounds a little….completely fucking ridiculous and unrealistic…on the face of it.
What ended up happening with that?
@@aaronnance4199basically over time turned out to be a hoax, completely misrepresented by the media and social media.
The “innocent bird watcher” admitted he was basically antagonizing the women, he approached her, and even had dog treats on him(he didn’t have a dog) to coax the ladies dog away from her, was saying things along the line of he was going to take her dog- he admitted all this in his own words.
That’s why she’s so freaked out in the video- which common sense should have told everyone that “NEW YORK white woman is such a rabid racist she attacks innocent black MAN for no reason”😂 was ridiculous on its face.
The case ended up being dropped after they looked into it because of all the above.
my grandma has the same painting as in matt's background
The white lady freaking out makes more sense when you know the guy said "you aren't going to like what I'm about to do".
Shane, your hair looking good!!
Dude 45 mins in I died 😂
32:49 “Take the shot” 😂😂😂
Tears disintegrating cotton candy
shane, please just think of all the young girls who wanted to lose a limb and have it treated without modern medical science. protecting women from the bloodiest war in american history is peak oppression
turns out the dog lady was 100 percent justified , a black bird watcher lol
Set on fire being like cancer is an amazing premise!
Frankly I’d love to see someone try and work that into a stand-up bit and watch the momentum In The room die as soon as they say the premise
Web cam vibe is so fucking weird lol
I had to look up jimmys black face. And he did fantastic. Hilarious clip
How did Shane’s hair manage to get worse from his Stanhope trip
No barbers. Receding hairline.
Phil is an absolute Chad 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
This is matts peak male physique
Good cast
At 31 years old I'm fully ready to die from exhaustion already.
listening to them talk about a war now in 2023 it’s kinda funny
shane, what do you think phil is doing at night? he's batman. you are clearly the joker.
Oh dayum phill is only 1-2 older than my mum 😂
No one catch that Shane called his mom his wife?😂
He had his hand on his heart like any other civilian. Now if he was saluting then you hit him with the stolen valor shenanigans accusation.
I NEED A CATEGORY
AYE OHHHHH!! bud
from can ..... chilll ... big time 9
Shane living the life of a teenage boy will never not be hilarious, the tissue box story had me rolling 😂
"stop calling her mommy when you talk about my cum"
47:38 Fuckin' Phil Gillis 😂
Anyone remember Jimmy Kimmel doing black face Karl Malone on The Man Show?