Turbo Dismount - Look at Me Mommy!
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- Опубліковано 9 бер 2014
- A game where your only goal is to smash into stuff? Yes, please. +Like to help spread the infection! :)
Turbo Dismount:
store.steampowered.com/app/263...
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"So I looked at your mother, and I said 'Son, will you marry me?'"
oh wow, so I *didn't* mishear that!
How Soldier proposed to Zhanna
@Hallie Gal BITCH IM BACK OUT MY COMA FUKCJX
Blueshirt
UberChipf0rk
Hallie Gal
Soldier Boi
Papa jeremy is senile
Gotta love how he insists on making jokes, even though they are terrible and makes no sense, tries until he gets it right is hilarious. keep it up!
His jokes might not make sense but at least they make dollars
The 20 points sketch has to be a highlight of jerma's youtube career
You have no idea man from 2015
@@Gh0st652 Jerma was such a trendsetter creating avant-garde humour before it was popular
No u
I'm going to record that "You DID it my son" and play it to myself when I need encouragement
yes
The real question is if you still need the recording now that you have datto
6 years later i'm reading this and i chuckled.. You DID it, my son..
jez???
Yoo Jez!
Son, would you like to get married?
+Robert Smith Jerma Oedipus complex cumfirmed?
TF2 Soldier
when the impostor gets married😳
cant wait to play tony hawks pro skater 5 on my dvd player.
jerma laughing at car accidents compilation
"My boyfriend is so badass. He's in a biker gang." I didn't know Star was in a biker gang.
Let the fanfics begin
How is that star wars......
No, not "Star wars", it is "Star_ was".
what is a Ster_
+Tyler Gwinn who?
0:19 that laugh jerma let out was the sound of all the cars skirting and crashing lol
That quality wheeze also
Hamster screech
Good thing video games exist so we don't have to do this in real life
Yeah my man
that didn't stop JACKASS though
I just love it when jerma tries so hard for a joke like 2:55 or the pancake joke that took him about 2 vids
And I said, son, would you like to get married
Haha I noticed that too
3:26 "Son, would you like to get married?"
Just Alabama things
A sodiepop?
Well technically gay couples used to go through adoption so they could live together.
But the full quote including "So I looked at your mother" insinuates there's something more complicated going on.
That “look out son!” sounded so real, like genuine concern
"Aww, fuck the fuck. That sucked"
- Jerma985, 2014
1:11 im gonna throw up i cant stop laughing
2:38 is where I laughed my head off
Every other youtuber that plays turbo dismount: *SCREAMS* AAAAAAAH WOOOH LITTLE BOY BILLY OH NO! OOOOOOOOH PINK LIGHTNING!
Jerma: Actual fucking content.
How dare you
1:10 hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen!
"Hey kid, you can't skateboard here!"
"You can't tell me what to d-" *splat*
01:11 I LOST IT OMFG
Mummy! Mummy look at my new skateboard tri- **SLAM**
Why does he make many of his characters children getting killed on highways looking for their mother? PSYCHO
i cannot believe this was 9 years ago
3:26, well there's a family of questionable morals.
What if her name was Sunny?
Wait, never mind, horrible name anyways, your point stands.
Jerma's voices... oh man, too funny xD
Jesus take the wheel
0:37 when the turbo dismount is sus!! 😳
4:01 Top 10 Pictures taken before death
Man.. 7 years ago
That Wheeze at 0:22
So that's the story of "me old bones"
Jerma is one of the very few youtubers to actually make me laugh until it hurts. Hats of to you sir!... actually that's worth 2 Refined, give it back...
Now that Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 is out that joke is even more hilarious.
I KNOW!!!
OMG I remember having this on my iPad1. I totally forgot about it. I definitely have to get this game.
RIP Facecam Fortress 2
Jerma laughing at car wrecks compilation number 328
4:28 Tony Hawk's Underground 2 In A Nutshell
Turbo Dismount: It's Like Toribash With Cars
And we all know that everything ends up dirty.
"hey look at me mommy , i'm so cute **gets crushed by a truck**
5:00 I like how he slid into the bricks. Cool as fuck.
“She told me not to play in the street but why it’s so much fu-“
*proceeds to get hit by a truck*
this game was made for jerma
This is where Jermas obsession with car crashes started.
Did I ever tell you, son...the story of me old bones?
That's how I thought it would go
There was a.time in a stuntman's life when he did not have such broke bones...
WHEN THE IMPOSTOR COMMITS VEHICULAR MANSLAUGTER😳😳😳
SUSSY!
Your next
oh how i miss these simpler times
The part where the kid was all like: "Mummy said not to pray in da street!" Is when i lost my sides into the universe.
4:14 now you see him..
*splat*
NOW YA DONT
LOOK AT ME MUMMY IM SO CUTE-(sounds of mass death and destruction)
20 points plus 10 for the puff of smoke exit.
0:33 I like how he gave himself the manliest voice he could
0:51 funnily enough, this would end up to be more playable than the eventual product, and you can't even turn.
I wish the joke at 2:21 actually would've worked lol
The funniest part about it is when you see them in the road and then they instantly disappear
DId I ever tell you son, the story of my old bones?
How do you not already have 1 million subscribers?! You need wayyy more recognition dude!
He may have not reach 1 million subscribers, but he's a popular streamer now :)
"And I said, 'Son, will you marry me?'"
I love how the screen is like a liveleak video but the music is all funky. I love that game
I can't wait to play Tony Hawks on my DVD-Player xD
Anyone else remember the original Truck Dismount?
TheExplodingcheez
Yeah, that too. Truck Dismount was much better though.
the original was stair dismount you pleb
I remember playing this on my phone all the time
0:48 accurate to all the new skating games
THis was way funnier then when pewdiepie did it xD
No it wasn't...
Kestrel SP yes it was
Danny Casarez jse was best
Go watch PewDiePie's stuff, then.
i did twice
My sides! Hahahaha.
One of your funniest videos this week, Jerma. Great job
It's also his only video this week.
Sabesaroo Well now I feel like an idiot...
JoJo Madara
It's still the funniest though.
Top 5 things jerma always laughs at, in order of highest (1) to lowest (5) magnitude:
1. Insane ragdoll physics
2. NPCs doing or saying something retarded
3. Star doing retarded things
4. Dying stupid deaths
5. His own jokes
you forgot car crashes
4:08 It's a shpee riding a skateboard!
3:23 You proposed to your son?
Haven't watched your videos in a while. But after watching this, I think I'll start watching more again haha
Please Jerma, for the love of all that is hilarious. PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS XD
One of the funniest you have done Jerma! Keep it up.
this is the funniest fucking jerma video i have ever seen
Before 301+, I was quick.
That what he said
Carlito Cerveza lol
That would be epic burn, but I`m a girl :D
Glory to Arstotzka.
Why? What was the point of that comment!? I've seen you posting the same stupid Papers Please reference everywhere! AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY!!! AND WHY DOES IT HAVE 6 LIKES!!??
*Phew* I'm sorry, i probably need a milkshake...
Almighty Toffeebomb I just had a bowl of vanilla ice cream with a brownie on top :3
EnragedBarrothGaming With a root beer float to drink?
Where did you get that profile pic? Shpee
Almighty Toffeebomb No, nothing to drink.
Jemra
_LRB_
Jerma
it took me 2 months to realise you said jemra and not jerma
Just got this in my recommended again and hearing the old jerma intro gives me goosebumps now
jermas wheeze can cure cancer
3:46 Flappy bird attacks!
Oh wow, they released a new game! :) I remember playing Stair Dismount and Track Dismount so many years ago.
Oh man, I love this game. Great video jerma.
This is what I love about Jerma and some other UA-camrs, it's like.. he's the exactly the same Jerma i know today than the same Jerma then.
Here today and idk if anyone will ever see this comment. I was actually 11 when this video was posted I am 19 as of this year. Today it is October 5th 2022
am 17 now lol... feels weird lmao
@@auroraAve166fait how time flies by man. Was a little kid and now I have an apartment and a job
Im 24 now. I havent been in contact with the guy that introduced me to jerma in 6 years.
I remember this being uploaded. I was 19
Wow. The new Happy Wheels looks amazing!
Well, it doesnt have all of those gibs and blood, imagine if it had it.... Someone needs to do a mod of that NOW
I love these types of videos jerma! Keep up the great work
"She looked so pretty in her red dress and I said 'Son, would you like to get married?'"
There are several parts of the video that made me crack up, but that part... made my day. XD
2:18 - I'm not sure why I was eating a sandwich during this video because I nearly choked on the lettuce at this point
Watching you play this is so much more hilarious than anyone else XD
No way they made a game inspired by Richard Hammond
Only a total psychopath would laugh at a child taking a swan dive onto a busy highway and getting absolutely creamed by a bigass truck
please bring in more stupidity and skits with games like these Jerma! :D
jerma omfg where do these games even come from
thank u for showing us this magnificence
Less than 30 seconds into the video, Jerma already goes into a high pitched squeal. Love it.
How does this guy only have around 250,000 subs? Jerma, you deserve so much more subscribers!
More please, this is awesome!
I love that Jerma includes the times he's recording a bit and messes it up.
More of this PLEASE
i want dis game lol. also that was perfect where you were going off the road from above and you were going for the 20 points. fucking awesome!
So it's just the best bits of Happy Wheels, but in 3D. That oughtta be fun for a bit.
You just earned a new sub :p Awesome vids, dude
Oh Lord, my sides... You need to do more of dis!
You gotta love jerma's laugh.