Turbo Dismount - Look at Me Mommy!

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  • Опубліковано 9 бер 2014
  • A game where your only goal is to smash into stuff? Yes, please. +Like to help spread the infection! :)
    Turbo Dismount:
    store.steampowered.com/app/263...
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  • @Blueshirt38
    @Blueshirt38 10 років тому +1905

    "So I looked at your mother, and I said 'Son, will you marry me?'"

    • @UberChipf0rk
      @UberChipf0rk 10 років тому +81

      oh wow, so I *didn't* mishear that!

    • @halliegal6331
      @halliegal6331 5 років тому +82

      How Soldier proposed to Zhanna

    • @cringe_bread6531
      @cringe_bread6531 4 роки тому +4

      @Hallie Gal BITCH IM BACK OUT MY COMA FUKCJX

    • @aksolopl
      @aksolopl 3 роки тому

      Blueshirt
      UberChipf0rk
      Hallie Gal
      Soldier Boi

    • @beefymcwhatnow4463
      @beefymcwhatnow4463 3 роки тому +8

      Papa jeremy is senile

  • @RoyRogerer
    @RoyRogerer 10 років тому +810

    Gotta love how he insists on making jokes, even though they are terrible and makes no sense, tries until he gets it right is hilarious. keep it up!

    • @malcolm5304
      @malcolm5304 10 років тому +45

      His jokes might not make sense but at least they make dollars

    • @Crowny132
      @Crowny132 10 років тому +11

      The 20 points sketch has to be a highlight of jerma's youtube career

    • @Gh0st652
      @Gh0st652 2 роки тому +36

      You have no idea man from 2015

    • @RobotPilots
      @RobotPilots 2 роки тому +17

      @@Gh0st652 Jerma was such a trendsetter creating avant-garde humour before it was popular

    • @QueenBee-ws3mu
      @QueenBee-ws3mu Рік тому +1

      No u

  • @Th3Jez
    @Th3Jez 10 років тому +665

    I'm going to record that "You DID it my son" and play it to myself when I need encouragement

    • @scupsyy
      @scupsyy 4 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @aka_miso
      @aka_miso 3 роки тому +6

      The real question is if you still need the recording now that you have datto

    • @mlembrant
      @mlembrant 3 роки тому +2

      6 years later i'm reading this and i chuckled.. You DID it, my son..

    • @spaghettiii
      @spaghettiii 3 роки тому +2

      jez???

    • @Sentinel_of_the_GFI
      @Sentinel_of_the_GFI 3 роки тому +3

      Yoo Jez!

  • @RobertSmith-cw3hs
    @RobertSmith-cw3hs 9 років тому +719

    Son, would you like to get married?

  • @theverynoobygamer
    @theverynoobygamer 10 років тому +252

    cant wait to play tony hawks pro skater 5 on my dvd player.

  • @crackerborealis3101
    @crackerborealis3101 2 роки тому +106

    jerma laughing at car accidents compilation

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 8 років тому +568

    "My boyfriend is so badass. He's in a biker gang." I didn't know Star was in a biker gang.

    • @hylind1912
      @hylind1912 8 років тому +35

      Let the fanfics begin

    • @Andrew-po6ou
      @Andrew-po6ou 8 років тому +7

      How is that star wars......

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 8 років тому +20

      No, not "Star wars", it is "Star_ was".

    • @Buttgun
      @Buttgun 8 років тому +2

      what is a Ster_

    • @spark95151
      @spark95151 8 років тому +1

      +Tyler Gwinn who?

  • @jthecross7764
    @jthecross7764 3 роки тому +254

    0:19 that laugh jerma let out was the sound of all the cars skirting and crashing lol

  • @ilovewallacebuthategromit
    @ilovewallacebuthategromit 10 років тому +267

    Good thing video games exist so we don't have to do this in real life

  • @Bonk4Me
    @Bonk4Me 8 років тому +178

    I just love it when jerma tries so hard for a joke like 2:55 or the pancake joke that took him about 2 vids

  • @awaffle7701
    @awaffle7701 9 років тому +314

    And I said, son, would you like to get married

  • @encore_y
    @encore_y 8 років тому +187

    3:26 "Son, would you like to get married?"

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 8 років тому +8

      Just Alabama things

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 7 років тому

      A sodiepop?

    • @sheela6943
      @sheela6943 6 років тому +1

      Well technically gay couples used to go through adoption so they could live together.
      But the full quote including "So I looked at your mother" insinuates there's something more complicated going on.

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck Рік тому +20

    That “look out son!” sounded so real, like genuine concern

  • @megasupergames
    @megasupergames 9 років тому +76

    "Aww, fuck the fuck. That sucked"
    - Jerma985, 2014

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 3 роки тому +47

    1:11 im gonna throw up i cant stop laughing

  • @Eterna2431
    @Eterna2431 6 років тому +40

    2:38 is where I laughed my head off

  • @JoshuaRAWRR
    @JoshuaRAWRR 8 років тому +10

    Every other youtuber that plays turbo dismount: *SCREAMS* AAAAAAAH WOOOH LITTLE BOY BILLY OH NO! OOOOOOOOH PINK LIGHTNING!
    Jerma: Actual fucking content.

  • @Elit3Smurf10
    @Elit3Smurf10 10 років тому +18

    1:10 hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen!

  • @WTEvideos
    @WTEvideos 10 років тому +30

    "Hey kid, you can't skateboard here!"
    "You can't tell me what to d-" *splat*

  • @Bowden57
    @Bowden57 8 років тому +20

    01:11 I LOST IT OMFG

  • @qbed1852
    @qbed1852 10 років тому +20

    Mummy! Mummy look at my new skateboard tri- **SLAM**

  • @quipy.
    @quipy. 2 роки тому +19

    Why does he make many of his characters children getting killed on highways looking for their mother? PSYCHO

  • @LorenzoConti1
    @LorenzoConti1 Рік тому +5

    i cannot believe this was 9 years ago

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 10 років тому +89

    3:26, well there's a family of questionable morals.

    • @sheela6943
      @sheela6943 6 років тому +1

      What if her name was Sunny?
      Wait, never mind, horrible name anyways, your point stands.

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 10 років тому +74

    Jerma's voices... oh man, too funny xD

  • @NintendexF8000
    @NintendexF8000 10 років тому +50

    Jesus take the wheel

  • @colleenshort1159
    @colleenshort1159 3 роки тому +9

    0:37 when the turbo dismount is sus!! 😳

  • @lomandem
    @lomandem 3 роки тому +5

    4:01 Top 10 Pictures taken before death

  • @Keegstar
    @Keegstar 3 роки тому +6

    Man.. 7 years ago

  • @gabopr1365
    @gabopr1365 3 роки тому +12

    That Wheeze at 0:22

  • @jjyeewk
    @jjyeewk 10 років тому +27

    So that's the story of "me old bones"

  • @BiolizardthePrototype
    @BiolizardthePrototype 10 років тому +49

    Jerma is one of the very few youtubers to actually make me laugh until it hurts. Hats of to you sir!... actually that's worth 2 Refined, give it back...

  • @JaggerIsBurritos
    @JaggerIsBurritos 8 років тому +7

    Now that Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 is out that joke is even more hilarious.

  • @morganmememachine466
    @morganmememachine466 10 років тому +17

    OMG I remember having this on my iPad1. I totally forgot about it. I definitely have to get this game.

  • @arvin282828
    @arvin282828 10 років тому +22

    RIP Facecam Fortress 2

  • @johnbacon4997
    @johnbacon4997 2 роки тому +8

    Jerma laughing at car wrecks compilation number 328

  • @Killer81030
    @Killer81030 10 років тому +6

    4:28 Tony Hawk's Underground 2 In A Nutshell

  • @clutchedbyanangel
    @clutchedbyanangel 10 років тому +24

    Turbo Dismount: It's Like Toribash With Cars

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 10 років тому +1

      And we all know that everything ends up dirty.

  • @chrxcf
    @chrxcf 2 роки тому +2

    "hey look at me mommy , i'm so cute **gets crushed by a truck**

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko Рік тому +3

    5:00 I like how he slid into the bricks. Cool as fuck.

  • @diet_water5455
    @diet_water5455 Рік тому +2

    “She told me not to play in the street but why it’s so much fu-“
    *proceeds to get hit by a truck*

  • @homeslice808
    @homeslice808 Рік тому +3

    this game was made for jerma

  • @actingempty3108
    @actingempty3108 5 місяців тому +4

    This is where Jermas obsession with car crashes started.

  • @MartinTheWarrior270
    @MartinTheWarrior270 10 років тому +11

    Did I ever tell you, son...the story of me old bones?
    That's how I thought it would go

    • @Snauss
      @Snauss 10 років тому

      There was a.time in a stuntman's life when he did not have such broke bones...

  • @lancevancebaby4987
    @lancevancebaby4987 3 роки тому +33

    WHEN THE IMPOSTOR COMMITS VEHICULAR MANSLAUGTER😳😳😳

  • @michaelwileman2068
    @michaelwileman2068 2 роки тому +3

    oh how i miss these simpler times

  • @UnfathomablyRR
    @UnfathomablyRR 10 років тому +1

    The part where the kid was all like: "Mummy said not to pray in da street!" Is when i lost my sides into the universe.

  • @derpypenguin3127
    @derpypenguin3127 8 років тому +4

    4:14 now you see him..
    *splat*
    NOW YA DONT

  • @Shwaznut
    @Shwaznut 7 років тому +5

    LOOK AT ME MUMMY IM SO CUTE-(sounds of mass death and destruction)

  • @Solarjolt
    @Solarjolt 10 років тому +9

    20 points plus 10 for the puff of smoke exit.

  • @malgottos1423
    @malgottos1423 6 років тому +4

    0:33 I like how he gave himself the manliest voice he could

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann 2 роки тому +5

    0:51 funnily enough, this would end up to be more playable than the eventual product, and you can't even turn.

  • @Armidillodude
    @Armidillodude 10 років тому +6

    I wish the joke at 2:21 actually would've worked lol

  • @eternalnut
    @eternalnut 3 роки тому +4

    The funniest part about it is when you see them in the road and then they instantly disappear

  • @Vantage619
    @Vantage619 10 років тому +12

    DId I ever tell you son, the story of my old bones?

  • @MrPelts00
    @MrPelts00 10 років тому +17

    How do you not already have 1 million subscribers?! You need wayyy more recognition dude!

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 2 роки тому +6

      He may have not reach 1 million subscribers, but he's a popular streamer now :)

  • @BassAutomotive69420
    @BassAutomotive69420 7 років тому +16

    "And I said, 'Son, will you marry me?'"

  • @stargazer2312
    @stargazer2312 2 роки тому +3

    I love how the screen is like a liveleak video but the music is all funky. I love that game

  • @sheekzx
    @sheekzx 10 років тому +12

    I can't wait to play Tony Hawks on my DVD-Player xD

  • @ouchmaker93
    @ouchmaker93 10 років тому +33

    Anyone else remember the original Truck Dismount?

    • @ouchmaker93
      @ouchmaker93 10 років тому

      TheExplodingcheez
      Yeah, that too. Truck Dismount was much better though.

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 6 років тому

      the original was stair dismount you pleb

  • @SirJeeble
    @SirJeeble 10 років тому +5

    I remember playing this on my phone all the time

  • @cjs372
    @cjs372 10 років тому +12

    0:48 accurate to all the new skating games

  • @EnderKnightPvP
    @EnderKnightPvP 10 років тому +53

    THis was way funnier then when pewdiepie did it xD

  • @JoJoMadara
    @JoJoMadara 10 років тому +45

    My sides! Hahahaha.
    One of your funniest videos this week, Jerma. Great job

    • @Sabesaroo
      @Sabesaroo 10 років тому +18

      It's also his only video this week.

    • @JoJoMadara
      @JoJoMadara 10 років тому +7

      Sabesaroo Well now I feel like an idiot...

    • @Sabesaroo
      @Sabesaroo 10 років тому +17

      JoJo Madara
      It's still the funniest though.

  • @BonziBUDDY
    @BonziBUDDY 6 років тому +2

    Top 5 things jerma always laughs at, in order of highest (1) to lowest (5) magnitude:
    1. Insane ragdoll physics
    2. NPCs doing or saying something retarded
    3. Star doing retarded things
    4. Dying stupid deaths
    5. His own jokes

  • @toaster6035
    @toaster6035 9 років тому +2

    4:08 It's a shpee riding a skateboard!

  • @58rocKsErt1
    @58rocKsErt1 8 років тому +58

    3:23 You proposed to your son?

  • @Bloxtun
    @Bloxtun 10 років тому +1

    Haven't watched your videos in a while. But after watching this, I think I'll start watching more again haha

  • @bladelakin492
    @bladelakin492 10 років тому +2

    Please Jerma, for the love of all that is hilarious. PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS XD

  • @markopolo8910
    @markopolo8910 10 років тому

    One of the funniest you have done Jerma! Keep it up.

  • @TheKiloMight
    @TheKiloMight 2 роки тому +3

    this is the funniest fucking jerma video i have ever seen

  • @Shoobster
    @Shoobster 10 років тому +14

    Before 301+, I was quick.

    • @AlbonitumG
      @AlbonitumG 10 років тому +11

      That what he said

    • @AlbonitumG
      @AlbonitumG 10 років тому +1

      Carlito Cerveza lol
      That would be epic burn, but I`m a girl :D

  • @streetlight197
    @streetlight197 10 років тому +28

    Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 10 років тому +9

      Why? What was the point of that comment!? I've seen you posting the same stupid Papers Please reference everywhere! AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY!!! AND WHY DOES IT HAVE 6 LIKES!!??
      *Phew* I'm sorry, i probably need a milkshake...

    • @EnragedBarrothGaming
      @EnragedBarrothGaming 10 років тому +3

      Almighty Toffeebomb I just had a bowl of vanilla ice cream with a brownie on top :3

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 10 років тому

      EnragedBarrothGaming With a root beer float to drink?

    • @Bagelvuture
      @Bagelvuture 10 років тому

      Where did you get that profile pic? Shpee

    • @EnragedBarrothGaming
      @EnragedBarrothGaming 10 років тому

      Almighty Toffeebomb No, nothing to drink.

  • @_lbr_6314
    @_lbr_6314 2 роки тому +9

    Jemra

  • @sowiesowi8727
    @sowiesowi8727 3 роки тому +1

    Just got this in my recommended again and hearing the old jerma intro gives me goosebumps now

  • @quipy.
    @quipy. 2 роки тому +2

    jermas wheeze can cure cancer

  • @weirdpixels7841
    @weirdpixels7841 10 років тому +2

    3:46 Flappy bird attacks!

  • @ADIoPrucnal
    @ADIoPrucnal 10 років тому +6

    Oh wow, they released a new game! :) I remember playing Stair Dismount and Track Dismount so many years ago.

  • @theneonllama416
    @theneonllama416 3 роки тому +5

    Oh man, I love this game. Great video jerma.

  • @taquito1561
    @taquito1561 3 роки тому +3

    This is what I love about Jerma and some other UA-camrs, it's like.. he's the exactly the same Jerma i know today than the same Jerma then.

  • @Waveydaveyfr
    @Waveydaveyfr Рік тому +6

    Here today and idk if anyone will ever see this comment. I was actually 11 when this video was posted I am 19 as of this year. Today it is October 5th 2022

    • @auroraAve166fait
      @auroraAve166fait Рік тому +1

      am 17 now lol... feels weird lmao

    • @Waveydaveyfr
      @Waveydaveyfr Рік тому +1

      @@auroraAve166fait how time flies by man. Was a little kid and now I have an apartment and a job

    • @leeshang6419
      @leeshang6419 Рік тому

      Im 24 now. I havent been in contact with the guy that introduced me to jerma in 6 years.

    • @RallyLancer95
      @RallyLancer95 Рік тому

      I remember this being uploaded. I was 19

  • @Retrogamepak
    @Retrogamepak 10 років тому +56

    Wow. The new Happy Wheels looks amazing!

    • @DiamondRivlz
      @DiamondRivlz 10 років тому +4

      Well, it doesnt have all of those gibs and blood, imagine if it had it.... Someone needs to do a mod of that NOW

  • @carlosd2217
    @carlosd2217 10 років тому

    I love these types of videos jerma! Keep up the great work

  • @Darthfaceplant
    @Darthfaceplant 9 років тому +25

    "She looked so pretty in her red dress and I said 'Son, would you like to get married?'"
    There are several parts of the video that made me crack up, but that part... made my day. XD

  • @MandrakeHorse
    @MandrakeHorse 10 років тому +5

    2:18 - I'm not sure why I was eating a sandwich during this video because I nearly choked on the lettuce at this point

  • @GrungiestCar
    @GrungiestCar 7 років тому

    Watching you play this is so much more hilarious than anyone else XD

  • @MLGAllosaurus8396
    @MLGAllosaurus8396 2 роки тому +3

    No way they made a game inspired by Richard Hammond

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 3 роки тому +1

    Only a total psychopath would laugh at a child taking a swan dive onto a busy highway and getting absolutely creamed by a bigass truck

  • @TheGimpyMerc
    @TheGimpyMerc 10 років тому +10

    please bring in more stupidity and skits with games like these Jerma! :D

  • @goldfeyesh
    @goldfeyesh 10 років тому

    jerma omfg where do these games even come from
    thank u for showing us this magnificence

  • @lzhiwei
    @lzhiwei 10 років тому +1

    Less than 30 seconds into the video, Jerma already goes into a high pitched squeal. Love it.

  • @IzMo-fq6oc
    @IzMo-fq6oc 10 років тому +1

    How does this guy only have around 250,000 subs? Jerma, you deserve so much more subscribers!

  • @antongrier5242
    @antongrier5242 10 років тому +1

    More please, this is awesome!

  • @Jophime
    @Jophime 10 років тому

    I love that Jerma includes the times he's recording a bit and messes it up.

  • @GuysWithGames1
    @GuysWithGames1 10 років тому +1

    More of this PLEASE

  • @SSDragon19
    @SSDragon19 10 років тому

    i want dis game lol. also that was perfect where you were going off the road from above and you were going for the 20 points. fucking awesome!

  • @Necroskull388
    @Necroskull388 10 років тому +2

    So it's just the best bits of Happy Wheels, but in 3D. That oughtta be fun for a bit.

  • @smilesmilesbabe5756
    @smilesmilesbabe5756 10 років тому

    You just earned a new sub :p Awesome vids, dude

  • @SuperGamerNinja1
    @SuperGamerNinja1 10 років тому

    Oh Lord, my sides... You need to do more of dis!

  • @Zephyr_22
    @Zephyr_22 10 років тому +1

    You gotta love jerma's laugh.