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  • @chriscross9756
    @chriscross9756 9 років тому +2164

    He smashes his head and then his corpse slides into the pool, "It's safe! It works!"

    • @TheLunasticks
      @TheLunasticks 8 років тому +210

      +Chris Cross Technically it works.
      It just kills you.

    • @simon_96
      @simon_96 8 років тому +2

      ikr it never had worked

    • @IIWolFFinEII
      @IIWolFFinEII 3 роки тому +3

      “It just work’s”.

    • @krrbb
      @krrbb 3 роки тому +1

      It's been 5 years an only 3 people commented

    • @AirConditioner89
      @AirConditioner89 3 роки тому +1

      @@krrbb yup, very odd

  • @AtzeHHouse
    @AtzeHHouse 10 років тому +796

    "It's safe"
    --> one of your diving boards is causing peeps to be injured

  • @PsychadelicoDuck
    @PsychadelicoDuck 10 років тому +142

    I'm not so sure that kid was fine. I think he had a brain injury.
    "I'm hungry... Coming through!... I'm not that hungry right now."

  • @hardrockinhere
    @hardrockinhere 8 років тому +188

    Game: "One of your diving boards is causing peeps to be injured. Ensure that all your diving boards are in a safe position"
    Jerma: "He's fine!"

  • @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
    @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892 9 років тому +478

    The cement wouldn't really make a difference because falling on water from that height would have the same effect

    • @lordafroduck2099
      @lordafroduck2099 9 років тому +33

      Wanna test that theory?

    • @emoAnarchist
      @emoAnarchist 9 років тому +58

      SomeRandomCommenter it's true.

    • @emoAnarchist
      @emoAnarchist 9 років тому +45

      ***** surface tension of the water makes the difference between water and cement negligible.

    • @emoAnarchist
      @emoAnarchist 9 років тому +61

      ***** dead is dead, you don't get more dead by hitting concrete.

    • @emoAnarchist
      @emoAnarchist 9 років тому +20

      ***** no, the point i made was the difference is negligible

  • @elgatochurro
    @elgatochurro 10 років тому +283

    diving board and hits his neck agains the concrete side of the pool…
    jerma: its safe, it works!!!

  • @h0verman
    @h0verman 8 років тому +299

    I'm going to have to deduct points for that landing.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 5 років тому

      Wait... I know that face.
      Sclott? O_O

  • @Suiseisexy
    @Suiseisexy 10 років тому +133

    Pool's closed due to AIDS.

    • @artificialcartographer1636
      @artificialcartographer1636 9 років тому +1

      Cards Against Humanity approved

    • @Suiseisexy
      @Suiseisexy 9 років тому +15

      Pixl Potato During the 1988 Olympics in Seoul diver Greg Louganis hit and lacerated his head on the diving board while attempting a very difficult type of dive, he bled while in the pool but the event continued. Some years later during the 90's he revealed he had HIV at the time of the dive, causing a controversy to the effect that he put the other divers at risk of HIV via his blood being in the pool-water after his failed dive. It turned out to be ridiculous, apparently nobody had bothered to actually ask a scientist as the HIV virus is easily destroyed by chlorine. Whoever came up with the meme was probably a 90's kid vaguely recalling media coverage of this incident.
      This is why the pool at the Habbo Hotel has aids and why it is always closed. History lesson complete.

    • @artificialcartographer1636
      @artificialcartographer1636 9 років тому +5

      Suiseisexy Whoa

    • @ashleyunderscorebl
      @ashleyunderscorebl 9 років тому +5

      So we should all inject chlorine into ourselves to prevent HIV? Great!

    • @artificialcartographer1636
      @artificialcartographer1636 9 років тому

      BL Scott Yea...

  • @BiolizardthePrototype
    @BiolizardthePrototype 10 років тому +49

    If you actually look VERY closely, you can see that before he removed the water, the divers were smashing their faces into the side of the pool then going back into the water. There wasn't any water dirctly underneath the board.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 10 років тому +242

    "Did he make it into the pool? IT'S SAFE IT WORKS!"
    The only reason he made it into the pool is because he broke his neck on the floor and then his, probably, lifeless body was flung into the water. His corpse is probably at the bottom of the pool. Send a clean-up crew.

    • @eddygrant5720
      @eddygrant5720 10 років тому +40

      I love the way you say probably as if someone could survive a 500ft fall onto concrete head first.

    • @ksg8176
      @ksg8176 10 років тому +9

      Eddy Grant You never know.

    • @farkdanarc
      @farkdanarc 10 років тому

      Eddy Grant i think he is talking abot the first dive, that was successful. the guy BARELY made it in the edge.

    • @eddygrant5720
      @eddygrant5720 10 років тому +11

      farkdanarc He didn't make it in, he bounced off the edge of the pool.

    • @RokonGaming
      @RokonGaming 10 років тому

      Eddy Grant That one guy did it in that one game about rollercoasters, so that must mean anyone can :U

  • @Freddy210hill
    @Freddy210hill 10 років тому +59

    The guy who jumped off the high dive was like "I'm fine, I still have 3 bones that are not broken, And I'm not hungry"

    • @caidenmerritt1930
      @caidenmerritt1930 5 років тому +2

      10/10 he landed on his feet

    • @mystman1210
      @mystman1210 2 роки тому +1

      "If somebody were to like, push you off of a mile high high dive, and like one of your finger bones is still in-tact, they're not gonna pick it up an go 'well see it's safe, he's still got a finger bone left!'"

  • @bowie.90
    @bowie.90 10 років тому +71

    I wish we could witness all the anger and pain that went into constructing a path that ridiculously high

  • @lucasho6274
    @lucasho6274 9 років тому +169

    *Random guy jumps from the high dive*
    *falls*
    *hits the cement and rolls into the ppol*
    Me: Your a wizard KID!

    • @JaneSable
      @JaneSable 8 років тому +7

      +Lucas Ho Rolling right after impact allows you to survive any fall. :P

    • @oliverholland6941
      @oliverholland6941 8 років тому

      +Mic Swaggins yeah but, "ppol" too so....

    • @lambda9624
      @lambda9624 8 років тому +1

      +Lucas Ho You're and pool*

    • @thezdude8512
      @thezdude8512 8 років тому +1

      "Huh, so that's why they call me he cat man!"
      -Prof. Farnsworth

  • @HonoraryAperture
    @HonoraryAperture 9 років тому +36

    *Box pops up saying people are being injured*
    "It's safe! It works!"
    Yeeeeeeah, not so much.

    • @abonomini9908
      @abonomini9908 9 років тому +2

      Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @mangledmusic7332
      @mangledmusic7332 9 років тому

      A Bonomini Arstotzka is best country.

    • @5werg346
      @5werg346 9 років тому

      Mangled Music no, the best country is kalos, OBVIOUSLEH

    • @mangledmusic7332
      @mangledmusic7332 9 років тому

      5werg
      I'd only go to Kalos if I wanted some giant living keys.

    • @Arkantolas
      @Arkantolas 9 років тому

      Megaton is a disease, a wart on the world. Here at Tenpenny Tower, all you have to do is destroy it.

  • @dolphingirl1205
    @dolphingirl1205 10 років тому +33

    I love how it says they're injured but literally they're all fine by the end and just proceed with normal business

  • @Sapatin
    @Sapatin 10 років тому +34

    Wonder why yesterday i launched a boat-like rollercoaster into a pool, and it exploded...
    This game needs a 4 title

    • @Metasylum
      @Metasylum 10 років тому +2

      TheNethero Rubber rafts lined with C4 are best rubber rafts!

    • @wyzeaaliyah
      @wyzeaaliyah 10 років тому

      ***** Gunpowder. don't forget gunpowder
      if you forget it, well yo bombs 'n stuff ain't gunna make a gud fireworks display bro

  • @JustAnAccountx
    @JustAnAccountx 10 років тому +79

    This video's thumbnail gives me nightmares.

  • @jnngu
    @jnngu 10 років тому +68

    The lesson in this video is never let Jerma be a producer for a water park.

    • @_Singularity_
      @_Singularity_ 9 років тому +2

      YoshiEgg12 There are worse ways to go.

    • @lucasho6274
      @lucasho6274 8 років тому +1

      +d4rk chocolate Never let Star_ be your cab driver.

    • @hideus_ex9222
      @hideus_ex9222 8 років тому +1

      +d4rk chocolate Never let Jerma be producer or ANY attraction.

  • @spyglass6526
    @spyglass6526 8 років тому +44

    Its the same guy. Every time.

  • @WolfFang884
    @WolfFang884 8 років тому +29

    I died when that guy hit the concrete.

    • @sky.mp4
      @sky.mp4 8 років тому +83

      No, silly, he's the one who died when he hit the concrete.

    • @scravtasm8354
      @scravtasm8354 7 років тому +5

      You died in his place.

  • @jjyeewk
    @jjyeewk 10 років тому +16

    I want that guy on my team for Kingdoms Rise! He can't even be part of concrete!

    • @Markayam
      @Markayam 10 років тому +3

      BE A PART OF PAVEMENT!

  • @SeriousPeopleStudios
    @SeriousPeopleStudios 10 років тому +85

    This game looks very challenging and unforgiving.

    • @_Snowflame
      @_Snowflame 10 років тому +22

      The real problem with the game is it's notoriously badly optimized. Most gaming rigs made today would chug on it, primarily because you can have thousands of those people in your park at the same time, and the game won't draw them in lower detail as your park gets more and more and more guests.

    • @inverlock
      @inverlock 10 років тому +8

      Travis Vardy It was a joke about how it's not challenging or unforgiving.

    • @BigDeen509
      @BigDeen509 10 років тому +10

      inverlock He seems like very serious people though.

  • @elimeyerbad
    @elimeyerbad 8 років тому +25

    The first guy actually dies on september 11th.

  • @butterskutz
    @butterskutz 10 років тому +39

    they should rename this as the High Die
    Then again, i guess no one dies there...
    x3

  • @Frodudus
    @Frodudus 8 років тому +63

    That guy must be from the Monster Hunter universe.

    • @aaronzoom479
      @aaronzoom479 8 років тому +4

      >tfw there's no fall damage in MH
      gg Capcom.

  • @SliceofBread123
    @SliceofBread123 10 років тому +25

    The first few people smacked their heads on the side of the pool and THEN fell into the pool

  • @gamerpolitic
    @gamerpolitic 9 років тому +64

    More like the Die Dive. Ok,I'll leave now.

  • @rooster_key
    @rooster_key 8 років тому +13

    the fact that the ads for this video are all for water parks makes this even better :D

  • @halogeorge1
    @halogeorge1 10 років тому +16

    Am i the only one that comes to Jerma's videos just to hear his laugh?

  • @TheDjpwn3
    @TheDjpwn3 10 років тому +103

    Jerma
    Please
    I'm begging you
    Do more RCT3

  • @BarrowsBOY
    @BarrowsBOY 10 років тому +173

    I miss the old Roller Coaster Tycoon people :((

    • @EL-bu3ss
      @EL-bu3ss 10 років тому +5

      then go watch the video again.

    • @HikariSakai
      @HikariSakai 10 років тому

      i can download the old roller coaster tycoon if i want to actually :P

    • @Tressym.
      @Tressym. 10 років тому +1

      ***** from Good Old Games, or gog.com
      As their name suggests, they have quite a lot of older titles. I personally downloaded RCT2 for some nostalgia, even though it was RCT1 that I owned before.

    • @HikariSakai
      @HikariSakai 10 років тому

      ***** You can get get them from the site Rai Jyn suggested or find it on torrenting sites like thepiratebay.org
      I usually go to thepiratebay for all my downloading needs when it comes to games, shows and movies

    • @HikariSakai
      @HikariSakai 10 років тому +3

      ***** not sure if serious or joking >.>

  • @streetlight197
    @streetlight197 10 років тому +49

    Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @XxJerk48xX
      @XxJerk48xX 10 років тому +19

      *stamps passport*

    • @ShottyShogun
      @ShottyShogun 10 років тому +6

      Mr. Ral *Receives M.O.A Citation

    • @coolfims2000
      @coolfims2000 10 років тому +3

      xXtookush4uxX *Cobrastan is not a real country*

    • @bernicesands2265
      @bernicesands2265 6 років тому

      *sirens wailing in the distance*

  • @cactuss33ds
    @cactuss33ds Рік тому +10

    he really deployed the tuber music for this one

  • @klarkcent9566
    @klarkcent9566 8 років тому +5

    "he's doin it, he's doin it... oh my god hes gonna crash into people!"... so much passion jerma

  • @ChrisOfChin
    @ChrisOfChin 10 років тому +6

    Sawmill Experiment: High Dive Version

  • @calebnale304
    @calebnale304 8 років тому +3

    I remember having high dives that went right into medical centers, and elevators that lead nowhere, just let people out hundreds of feet on above the park.

  • @Bnlol1
    @Bnlol1 10 років тому +11

    Man, i saw this before it even showed up in my sub box. It allways suprises me when i manage to do that.
    Also, it said people were getting injured on all 3 attempts, but they looked fine to me.

  • @StartouchArts
    @StartouchArts 10 років тому +6

    Good lord, these people have Shinobi strength if they can survive falling 10+ story buildings and live.

  • @son_ofspartacus2376
    @son_ofspartacus2376 10 років тому +1

    >man bounces off concrete wall of pool, possibly breaking many bones
    >chlorine possibly infects open wounds
    >"IT'S SAFE! IT WORKS!"

  • @Sephvion
    @Sephvion 10 років тому +8

    I enjoyed this video a little too much.

  • @instrumentalpersonae
    @instrumentalpersonae 6 років тому +1

    I like how they were hitting the concrete before Jerma even shrunk the pool and he didn't really notice. Right on the edge too.

  • @howiesworld9056
    @howiesworld9056 7 років тому +3

    Damn roller coaster tycoon has its golden moments

  • @ClutchesandAces
    @ClutchesandAces 10 років тому

    By far one of jermas best videos!

  • @Mikey-py3re
    @Mikey-py3re 10 років тому +4

    "I'm working on something ridiculous"
    Awesome.

  • @Theswfan2
    @Theswfan2 10 років тому

    PLEASE PLEASE MORE I LOVE WHEN YOU PLAY THIS

  • @tokensplash2146
    @tokensplash2146 10 років тому

    Ahh Jeremy, I wish I could express my love for your UA-cam channel and how many hours I have been watching your videos. Probably close to 200. Anyway thanks for doing what you do and you are a great guy.

  • @Cinnos
    @Cinnos 9 років тому

    such a awesome video jerma we need a part 2 I laughed non stop whenever they missed the pool I cryed laughing

  • @ioletsgo7539
    @ioletsgo7539 6 місяців тому

    it truly is amazing how he's ALWAYS been like this

  • @AshTronaut99
    @AshTronaut99 3 роки тому

    God, I love roller coaster tycoon so much.

  • @spoder22
    @spoder22 10 років тому +11

    they kept missing the pool XD

  • @Zahna
    @Zahna 8 років тому +1

    When I saw the ragdoll hit head first on the cement, I started crying with laughter and I still am.

  • @duploman1000
    @duploman1000 7 років тому +1

    I love how they just jump without hesitation

  • @Perty42
    @Perty42 10 років тому +1

    Jerma, Breaking Games Since The Year 985

  • @bren7080
    @bren7080 10 років тому +10

    *Hits concrete and probably breaks all the bones in his body*
    It's safe! It works!
    (That statement went with the first guy)

  • @Akaipl0x
    @Akaipl0x 10 років тому

    Cleanest landing I've ever seen.

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 3 роки тому

    You see, those diving boards can stack.
    Hold shift and drag up while placing to get a HIGHER DIVE!

  • @NathanHiggers69
    @NathanHiggers69 10 років тому +8

    Notice how after spiderman hits the ground a message come up saying he was injured.

  • @MegaDrainProductions
    @MegaDrainProductions 9 років тому +5

    There is a man that jumps from really high up into a little kiddie pool and he does survive. He used to be really popular on MTV or something like that but this would just destroy him.

    • @dylonk2607
      @dylonk2607 9 років тому +3

      MegaDrainProductions professor splash?

  • @livemediachannel
    @livemediachannel 8 років тому

    You just gained another subscriber! Btw at some points you sound like Bill Burr which is just awesome

  • @widowpeak6142
    @widowpeak6142 10 років тому +3

    I like the Titanic thingie c:

  • @bobjones1872
    @bobjones1872 10 років тому

    I'm crying right now OMG

  • @AquaAtia
    @AquaAtia 3 роки тому

    Beach hut themed changing stall #2 is really good value! Also my legs will never work again

  • @sans6138
    @sans6138 8 років тому +4

    snaps neck and al his says is i'm not hungry

  • @grottake
    @grottake 8 років тому +1

    I remember making high dives into concrete. When they hit the ground, they just stayed upside down for like, a minute. Best part of my childhood.

  • @tbarufi
    @tbarufi 10 років тому

    VIDEOS EVERY DAY JERMA!!!!!!!! PLEASE MAN, I LOVE U

  • @Chris.Batchelor
    @Chris.Batchelor 8 років тому

    Mfw I came here for a video on how to stack diving boards, but this is so much better

  • @StoneyWagner
    @StoneyWagner 10 років тому +13

    You spend 2 hours just for our amusement. You are amazing Jerma

  • @josefstone5232
    @josefstone5232 7 років тому

    That game was hell of a fun

  • @epicman13ful
    @epicman13ful 10 років тому

    YAY U DID MORE ROLLER COASTER TYCOON!

  • @CriticalErrors
    @CriticalErrors 10 років тому +2

    1:16 *smashes face on curb* IT'S SAFE! and the warning at the top lol

  • @Novestador
    @Novestador 10 років тому

    Jerma owns the Holy Grail of these games.

  • @pieperson444
    @pieperson444 5 років тому

    No one:
    Jerma's High dive: a soul for a soul

  • @NightenCat
    @NightenCat 10 років тому +2

    Hes Bouncy Man because once he falls he just bounces right back up ;) ~gosh i have such a dry humor~

  • @OhioBoyDon
    @OhioBoyDon 8 років тому

    I love how it says the dive is causing people to get injured, but if you run them over with a roller coaster train, all it says is the train crashed

  • @Zozerozos
    @Zozerozos 10 років тому

    Jerma can make any stupid game entertaining.

  • @StarshotSCV
    @StarshotSCV 10 років тому

    I just found an old CD of roller coaster tycoon 1 and earlier today and have been playing for the past few hours. It's like we have the same brain... but mine is set back about 8 years earlier.

  • @BlakeWBallard
    @BlakeWBallard 8 років тому

    Great work Jerma

  • @skele-eleton
    @skele-eleton 10 років тому +1

    Holy shit, a youtuber actually knows what Rollercoaster tycoon 3 is!

  • @JaredJKOB
    @JaredJKOB 10 років тому

    i remember playing this game like 6 years ago, when it was on a disc

  • @M92FSINOX
    @M92FSINOX 5 років тому +1

    1:43 the airborne time is hilarious

  • @Squiffy097
    @Squiffy097 10 років тому +6

    Jerma... You can stack those dive boards on top of each other, no need to make a giant mountain. xD

  • @OldIronJohnson
    @OldIronJohnson 10 років тому +40

    Still not as good as as Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

    • @Yuurg
      @Yuurg 10 років тому +6

      Did I ever tell ye the story of me old bones?

    • @Yung6Pack
      @Yung6Pack 10 років тому +5

      ***** It all began way back in New Jersey...

    • @collingentry3976
      @collingentry3976 9 років тому +1

      ***** Before the plague hit...

    • @ashleyunderscorebl
      @ashleyunderscorebl 9 років тому

      Above the smokestacks...

  • @rukshanagilani191
    @rukshanagilani191 10 років тому

    this is Art

  • @AdamShumpis
    @AdamShumpis 8 років тому +2

    Bill Burr is doing Let's Play videos now? OK...I might be able to get into this.

  • @CandiBeard
    @CandiBeard 10 років тому

    ahhh. This brings back memories of my homicidal RCT1 days. Nothin like dragging a coaster 500ft up and ramming it straight into the ground. So many deaths :)

  • @dubistdrann
    @dubistdrann 10 років тому +1

    I think its funny how jerma didnt notice the first two landed on the ground as well, just slightly next to the pool.

  • @balls8013
    @balls8013 8 років тому +2

    1:10 absolute madman

  • @novemberAB
    @novemberAB 5 років тому +1

    I like that pumpkin guy who does the macarena dance on the right @ 0:58

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 8 років тому

    "Beach Hut themed changing room 2 has really good value!"

  • @RecyclableMan
    @RecyclableMan 10 років тому

    I played this game, now i have to re install it... thanks jerma

  • @RhinoToaster
    @RhinoToaster 10 років тому

    I'd say you spent your time well Jerma. Yep. Definitely no wasted time there.

  • @GoatYouhhudawg
    @GoatYouhhudawg 10 років тому

    NO HE IS DOOMGUY!!!The only person who can survive any fall

  • @blackopspwnage5
    @blackopspwnage5 10 років тому

    More impressive is the ground not even getting dented.

  • @MrCheeseer
    @MrCheeseer 10 років тому +1

    make more its amazing

  • @suchahipster
    @suchahipster 10 років тому +1

    That is the loosest definition of the word "safe" I've ever seen

  • @sonofmcleod
    @sonofmcleod 10 років тому

    hey jerma thanks for uploaded your one of my favorite youtubers. you know that lococycle game you played. my old band teachers brother made that game . She told us about it when it was in devleopment so when i saw you play it i was freaked out.thanks again

  • @BoMZoTM
    @BoMZoTM 10 років тому

    ultimate diving-man

  • @Nondefender
    @Nondefender 10 років тому

    That first man jumped off the tower on Sept 11. Too soon, Jerma. Too soon.

  • @zhulov3rz
    @zhulov3rz 10 років тому +3

    Jerma confirmed sadist 2014

    • @MasterF998
      @MasterF998 10 років тому +3

      Jerma is Sad pt.2

  • @AdderHawke
    @AdderHawke 10 років тому

    "One of your diving boards is causing peeps to be injured."
    "It's safe! It works!"