It really goes to show how charming Nathan actually is, sure he looks akward but he can get really good results in conversation. I mean I lost it when he asked for a "a knife, a weapon or anything or maybe a gun" to open the box but he still gets the guy to help him.
I cried laughing when the felon they hired to be the daddy was gabbling Nathan's somewhat smooth approach to vetting the guy. He just gives up and resorts to grabbing him.
In prison, when someone's arguing with you, then they end up defaulting to just "okay"/"alright" or just stop talking, it's because they're past the point of words and they're going to attack you in a few seconds.
“Cody seemed ok at first but just to be safe I preserved his finger prints from the camera so I can give them to the authorities just in case things took a turn for the worst”
"I'm'a make it clear that.......I'm gonna tuck you in." Mark made Polly feel safe and that meant I could now return to Kevin... Nearly had me in tears the first time I saw it and it still does to this day.
"We haven't had women contact us and say 'hey, we met this guy on your site and he was a creep'" "Well, you might not hear from those women because..." [Awkward Silence]
Safi Rouhi Nah it’s the one where Bob gets the cooking show and Gene is wearing the Sasquatch mask. Nathan dates Tina because he’s in love with one of the hosts on that network. Season 2 Episode 9 I think
+マ・ロイドマーク・ロイークークマ・ロドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマク・ドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイド cuz i know a tweaker when i see one i used to hang around a bunch of them
One of my favorite parts of all Nathan's pitches is after the client very reluctantly agrees to it Nathan always says something like "The client loved my idea"
It was definitely flat earth, hollow earth inhabitants from zeta reticuli who are part of the pizzagate scandal perpetuating their plan to enslave us via instiling a reptilian government that will act on behalf of their chemtrail distributing overlords... readily available information is located on "that weird side of youtube"
You know the plan was to have Mark dress up in the Bhurka and follow them around on their date, but after he grabbed the guys arm at the end the producers were like “we can’t do it he’ll actually kill that guy” lmaoooo #rightinthewindpipe
I fucking knew that was coming omg when he said “we haven’t heard of anyone complaining about that” and he’s like “I mean you probably won’t be hearing from those women..”
When Nathan does a better job being subtle and normal than the guy he hired: “I don’t have a camera.” “Camera in there.” “Oh uh...” “you know what? Come here!”
“The main reason most women are afraid to use online dating is because they think the person they meet up with could potential be a killer and murder them” I mean. He’s not wrong
The way he manipulates the site owner by saying he doesn’t want to look bad on camera is genius
Can’t stop laughing. Everything about this is funny.
The dead serious tone can be so intimidating hahaha
Hahaha “Kevin loved my idea” lol my god
Nathan may be a genius. I know he got really good grades in college.
He just straight up reversed his argument. Fucking genius.
"I need to open this box..do you have a knife, or...gun or something..."
Nathan is a goddamn genius. There is no one that does this shit like he does.
Well, Sasha Baron Cohen?
Nathan is way above sasha in cleverness in my opinion
“you're not a sex offender or anything?”
@@MrBurtbackerack Hes a stupid dick
daddy daddy come over now, save my life, you made a vow
nice TS profile pic
I love the fact that I just found two fans of both Teen Suicide and Nathan Fielder
Who the fuck am I dropping
It is rare to see a teen suicide fan
AYE TEEN SUICIDE SAW THEM LIVE IN SEATTLE
"Mark made Polly feel safe."
Lmao
I went down to type that and I saw this at the top lololol
+landon clark Same
+landon clark lel so was I
Yah sooo safe lol "Im going to tuck you in" WOW
I didn't realize 9/11 was a good topic for a first date
9/11 is a great topic for any social event.
It's literally the only thing I talk about on my first dates.
I lost my virginity to the girl who within the second sentence we were talking about serial killers
ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ LMFAOOO
Building 7.
The pentagon?
Dumbass.
I lost it when he was asking the date whether or not he likes to wring women's necks
...You're not a sex offender or anything?
@@PrivateAckbar *Scratches chin* Your not?.......arent yeah have a good day
You feel that way??
It really goes to show how charming Nathan actually is, sure he looks akward but he can get really good results in conversation. I mean I lost it when he asked for a "a knife, a weapon or anything or maybe a gun" to open the box but he still gets the guy to help him.
Don't we all?
Imma tuck you, Imma tuck you in real nice but then im gone ok
Xavi05 I died at that part
Omg
He made her feel safe.
I absolute dieeed when he said that. I can't believe this is real. lawwwd
So awkward
lol first sentence "women make up some of the prettiest human beings in the world"
i mean,,,, its true.
The Ancient Romans would object!
I just discovered this but I feel part of his strategy is to be very cringey and unsociable.
@All Abored Or just a great actor
@@AeroDepartment ....so sayeth the incel.
Man the awkwardness levels that this show reaches is unbearable.
Sirpeanut oh it’s bearable. I’m crying it’s so bearable
1441
It’s unbearable. I can’t physically WATCH it I can only listen to it lol
Its beautiful isn't it?
That's the best part!
“I’ve watched people before, never had a problem” 😂
jaja el chavo del ocho wtf
I’ll tuck you in, and then I’m gone. And make it clear that I’m gonna tuck you in.
t-t--t-t -tuck you in
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cried laughing when the felon they hired to be the daddy was gabbling Nathan's somewhat smooth approach to vetting the guy. He just gives up and resorts to grabbing him.
Best part. He makes it look like the most sketchy con in the world - like the guy is running for his life
This show😂
When did he ever say he was a felon
In prison, when someone's arguing with you, then they end up defaulting to just "okay"/"alright" or just stop talking, it's because they're past the point of words and they're going to attack you in a few seconds.
@@animal0mother prison expert here, I see
"...just so we're clear on that -- I'm gonna tuck you in..."
Oda Lanizi - ok
Why did she say okay? 😂😂😂😂😂
There was a camera filming them, so she is not reacting to a real life situation.
I wonder if they were talking about 9/11 because of what Nathan chose to wear.
Probably
Thank you for pointing this out
😂
Which leads me to the question...What the hell did the show cut? I wanna see that film.
💀💀💀💀
"I wanna make sure you're clear on that I'm gonna tuck you in"
He made her feel safe.... 😅
i bet nathan told him to say that
“Mark made Polly feel safe”
When they showed Nathan all dressed in black I lost my shit
I'm sorry to hear that, my condolences on your loss.
Did you ever find your shit? I've had my fingers crossed for you!
thirtythreeflavors it reconstructed itself inside his bowels.
thirtythreeflavors booooo
Cole Bradshaw tybg
“Cody seemed ok at first but just to be safe I preserved his finger prints from the camera so I can give them to the authorities just in case things took a turn for the worst”
I lost it when she casually brings up 911 conspiracy theories, but her date has no idea what she's talking about 😂
That's my type of lady
Right?!? Editor's teasing us.
Where do u think she was going with it?
And you just know the subject only came up because they saw Nathan next to them bowling in full garb haha
@@williamneuzil7403 Seriously! Homegirl knows about building 7, she's smarter than I initially gave her credit for.
@@FLdancer00 because she regurgitated a conspiracy theory? Lol
"Do you happen to have like ahh..a knife or ahhh..anything sharp I could open the box with....a gun?"
Wow you watched the video too?!
@@kachiggawalrus3855 Yeah, and that was my favorite part of it!
Its the details man
"burkas provided"
amazing comedy right there
@Nick Marks A professional daddy should have his own burka
I love that the lively conversation that they're having on their date revolves around her being a 9/11 truther lmao
"Thanks Nate."
"It's Nathan, But you can call me Nate"
I don't know why but it gets me every time.
”Thank you, Nate”.
”Nathan -, you can call me Nate! Whatever..”
Either way....casual.....
Bc he makes everything so f***ing awkward it's hilarious
Bro said "every time" like he's watched it multiple times 💀💀💀
@@jacksonpope3955 A normal thing to do
" Daddy daddy come over now, save my life you made a vow. "
haha
Nathan's on his way, don't move right from where you are ! ! ! !
The perfected incantation to summon the cryptid known as “Nate”
@@christiannickens3080 It's Nathan, but you can call him Nate.
@@anthonylewandowski6410 I love how Nate started flirting with her hshaahah
"I'm'a make it clear that.......I'm gonna tuck you in."
Mark made Polly feel safe and that meant I could now return to Kevin... Nearly had me in tears the first time I saw it and it still does to this day.
"I've given him your address"
While they are at her house haha
Your pictures, your social security number...
🤣🤣
"He loved my idea" XD im dying
Wtf 9/11 on a first date?!?
The guy needs a daddy to watch over him
After she brought up 9/11, I was more concerned for the guy...
Kinda scary how nathan schemes are scarily effective yet he chooses to be a comedian.
They almost never work so
You have to think further ahead. This one couldn't work because the daddies threaten the female dater's security more than the potential dates.
@@Mayhzon
So than the date was successful
I say that's a win win
the r effective cuz he is white
@Cactus Malone
Tell that to the native canadians
"We haven't had women contact us and say 'hey, we met this guy on your site and he was a creep'"
"Well, you might not hear from those women because..."
[Awkward Silence]
It's obvious what he was implying, but still didn't seem to work on the guy, at least well enough for him to give since expression
How the fuck does Nathan keep a straight face?!
Maybe it's not a jock to him he believes all of this
Topic Official Intense existential dread?
He's a sociopath
Autism
@@joshuabrookshire5554 Yes! That's what I think all the time watching this
Talking about 9-11 on a date. What???!!!
@Jojoforpres 😂
Well tbf after this I'll be sure to bring it up.
What brought building #7?
- The pentagon?
Exactly it was the pentagon!
His voice is basically Tina from Bob's Burgers
entershikarisim Wooooaaaah that's so true!!!
entershikarisim He voices a character she "dates" on an episode.
HOLY SHIT
Fricken Big Dong is it that kid who does graffiti?
Safi Rouhi Nah it’s the one where Bob gets the cooking show and Gene is wearing the Sasquatch mask. Nathan dates Tina because he’s in love with one of the hosts on that network. Season 2 Episode 9 I think
"Right now, we're about 65% men, 35% women."
Translation: "We're about 65% men, 5% women, 30% bots."
😂😂😂😂
the website closed off 1 month later from when this video aired
Hey, don't talk smack about the bots. They're the only ones who ever responded to me on dating apps.
@@billyeveryteen7328🙏🙏
True
do you have a gun to open this box....XD
I love how Nathan presses forward with his idea even when people are trying to speak up against it.
-“the solution is Daddy’s watching”
I don't care if it's real or fake, that shit is fun-ny!
"I just wanna make that clear, I'm gonna tuck you in."
"Do you have anything to open this with? Maybe a knife, or any weapon, maybe a gun..."
Tigerbelly
that dude he hired such a tweaker haha
+Austin Blackstone how do u kno
+マ・ロイドマーク・ロイークークマ・ロドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマク・ドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイド cuz i know a tweaker when i see one i used to hang around a bunch of them
+Austin Blackstone like a meth head right? I can also confirm this.
Austin Blackstone DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME
Sarah Blackstone bruh
My god I'm at work and absolutely lost it when he was in the burka 😂
Nathan might just be a genius.
One of my favorite parts of all Nathan's pitches is after the client very reluctantly agrees to it Nathan always says something like "The client loved my idea"
I love it when she called him Nate and he tried to "keep it casual".
"What brought down Building 7?" "The Pentagon?"
Seems like a match made in moronic heaven.
Why moronic? The pentagon thing was stupid but..
+blackrooster_ agreed everyone knows its da muslamics who did it all, the govnment would never lie to us
+Gemo everyone knows its da reptilian agenda, the government would never tell the truth to us
Gemo sheeple
It was definitely flat earth, hollow earth inhabitants from zeta reticuli who are part of the pizzagate scandal perpetuating their plan to enslave us via instiling a reptilian government that will act on behalf of their chemtrail distributing overlords... readily available information is located on "that weird side of youtube"
Nathan pretends to be incompetent while secretly always being the smartest person in the room. It’s an incredible dichotomy.
No it isn't.
Words are hard
Just call him Nate!
not necessarily
Honestly, that pre-screening with the box is actually a thing I can see being worthwhile.
SHE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MARK OMG "Mark made Polly feel safe" I'm dyin
You know the plan was to have Mark dress up in the Bhurka and follow them around on their date, but after he grabbed the guys arm at the end the producers were like “we can’t do it he’ll actually kill that guy” lmaoooo #rightinthewindpipe
"women make up some of the prettiest humans in the world" haha brilliant
“Mark made Polly feel safe”
Spit my food out at that part
Oh my gosh I about cried when I saw how he was "blending in"
lol that dude had his height and weight on his profile as 6'7" 103 lbs
not likely im 6 2 and im nearly 200
Ben Sears I'm 6 ft in the morning and 5'9" at night
butlerbulldogs05 he looks like he's no bigger than 6' 4 and weighs around 165
+Ben Sears r/nobodyasked
Well I’m 7
Lol dude hires a creepy tweeker
This guy seems like he would be cool to hang with
@@thegrinchiestflix7667 Yeah if your looking to get high on meth
Lol he's more dangerous than the dudes they're going on dates with
The over the top precautions like taking his finger print from the camera had me dead 😂😂😂
"I'll tuck you in bed" 😂 look at her face when he says that
Mark made Polly feel safe.
Nathan is immune to awkward situations, it’s some kind of super power
He's like a bolder in the desert, dry and immovable.
"Do you happen to have a knife or a weapon.. anything sharp I can open the box with.. a gun- oh a key!" Hahaha
I love how he always gives convincing reasoning for his ideas
building seven aka the septagon, great topic for a first date!
Talking about 9/11 conspiracies on the first date... daddy might want to be there to protect the guy from her lmao
I like to think they're still together and watch this episode together to remember their first date
I fucking knew that was coming omg when he said “we haven’t heard of anyone complaining about that” and he’s like “I mean you probably won’t be hearing from those women..”
“Women make up some of the prettiest humans in the world.” Such a epic wuote
WHERE HAS THIS SHOW BEEN ALL MY LIFE!! I'm dying here! HAHAHA
"Im gonna tuck you in just to be clear"
"Mark made polly feel safe"
MOST UNDERRATED SHOW!
This shit is absolutely genius...
4:50 She also knows that jet fuel cant melt steal beams
+Jeff T tell of building 7
+jimmy c No it wasn't, unless you buy into some crazy ****.
+Jeff T if you look it up you can see the reasons it fell butnah better to just believe whatever that documentary said
***** I could say the same thing to you, now where are we. Pointless words.
+Jeff T you're so smart. Hey have you heard of chemtrails too?
I also heard Obama is actually a lizard man
"I'll tuck you in bed" XD that isn't creepy at all.
Especially with his mannerisms...
"Cody seemed okay at first"
"no no come here. COME HERE. "😂😂 that dudes straight up crazy brotha
Mark the tweaker is such a wonderful character.
LOL the cameras in here. Sorry? lol hahahaha
I lost it at 4:30 😂😂 Nathan’s disguises are the best
drawing of dude touching himself @1:13 looks surprisingly like Carl from Aqua-Teen Hunger Force
I don't know if I prefer the guy with the mirror or the insect net.
Joel Z. Williams right?
" Ill tuck you in"
broke down laughing
I thought he was gonna launch at her after he said that.
I love that the dude basically explains the vulkan pinch without saying the vulkan pinch
2:47 "isscasual"
nathan is a virtuoso of intentional awkwardness
This show was the best thing ever - I miss it
Lol I love how the daddy grabs the dates arm when he stuffs up
57 seconds into this video and I’m literally in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂
the pentagon??? haha i fuckin lost it
“The daddy rhyme I know it’s you” I’m screaming I actually can’t watch this hahaha
DADDY,DADDY!
COME OVER NOW!
SAVE MY LIFE!
YOU MADE A VOW!!!!
"You can call me Nate. Whatever. Either way. Just... casual."
''Kevin loved my idea.''
when a video begins with a phrase like "Women make up some of the prettiest humans in the World" you know you're in for something special.
When Nathan does a better job being subtle and normal than the guy he hired: “I don’t have a camera.” “Camera in there.” “Oh uh...” “you know what? Come here!”
THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED SHOW OF ALL TIME.
youre not a sex offender or anything are you? lol
the way he says "cameras in here." at the end is the funniest moment of this entire show to me
6:22 Polly is my cousin. Had no idea she even did this lol
tell her what she thought about this
Well guess what, I did... Whoops
tell us more.
Totes1829 me and all my boys ran a train on her in high school. Bet she didn’t tell ya that either
Did she make it home and get tucked in?
Cameron feeling safe and opening up to Cody:
Goes into a conversation about 9/11
Nathan's best disguise yet!!!
Every second that passes by I keep telling myself this actually aired on television
“The main reason most women are afraid to use online dating is because they think the person they meet up with could potential be a killer and murder them”
I mean. He’s not wrong
this show is on another level man...
"Mark made Pauly feel safe." LMFAO.
“What would happen if I just yelled ‘help?’” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
daddy daddy come over now save my life you made a vow LOL
“Anything sharp, like uh gun”
honestly the murder thing isnt too far off, its a dangerous world lmao
also: "you don't hear from them because..." LMAOOOO