Nathan For You - The Movement

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  • Опубліковано 9 гру 2015
  • Nathan recruits a professional bodybuilder to be the face of his new exercise program and kicks off an aggressive publicity campaign.
    Watch full episodes of Nathan For You now:www.cc.com/shows/nathan-for-yo...
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  • @lemonworm
    @lemonworm 4 роки тому +7871

    i fucking love how aggressively on board the bodybuilder is with every step of this like holy shit he enthusiastically lies to multiple television stations

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 3 роки тому +272

      He was probably broke.

    • @georgecabrera9039
      @georgecabrera9039 3 роки тому +410

      @@whatdothlife4660 I mean he knew it was a lie and while usually that would kill you're reputation because it was for the purpose of a skit it probably won't affect him. What it does do is give him exposure, and he proves he's good at being a spokes person.

    • @robhatesyoutube
      @robhatesyoutube 3 роки тому +96

      I know!!!! I have no idea where Nate finds these guys.
      On second thought, I think Craigslist actually.

    • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
      @kabalofthebloodyspoon 3 роки тому +2

      @@robhatesyoutube you right he really did

    • @NeogreenPeaches
      @NeogreenPeaches 3 роки тому +5

      @@whatdothlife4660 nice name

  • @ceruchi2084
    @ceruchi2084 4 роки тому +9990

    The ghostwriter was THE BEST character. He returned a 200 page manuscript in "a couple of days." WTF

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 4 роки тому +1048

      I was shocked that he actually did it in such a short timespan. What an absolute legend.

    • @TheNeverposts
      @TheNeverposts 4 роки тому +554

      ghostwriting doesn't pay a lot of money, you have to either learn to churn hundreds of pages a day or perish. If you can model any kind of story in your head then you're just moving your fingers. It's not hard.

    • @pdfbanana
      @pdfbanana 4 роки тому +1095

      @@TheNeverposts it's still hard

    • @TheNeverposts
      @TheNeverposts 4 роки тому +83

      @@pdfbanana planning and modelling is the hard part, writing hundreds of pages a day is super easy

    • @pdfbanana
      @pdfbanana 4 роки тому +942

      @@TheNeverposts writing hundreds of pages a day is hard

  • @erictseitz
    @erictseitz 4 роки тому +4583

    “In the event of your death, we’d have the rights to your name.”
    “Sure.”

    • @GopherAtl
      @GopherAtl 4 роки тому +443

      and likeness.
      and dna.
      for clioning purposes.
      "sure, sure"

    • @LightTapStomp
      @LightTapStomp 3 роки тому +47

      I think they pay the people well

    • @BltchErica
      @BltchErica 3 роки тому +114

      I Iove how he acted Iike it was totaIIy normal Imfao

    • @rakshay-jain
      @rakshay-jain 3 роки тому +12

      Good think is I think we'll never run out of jack garbarino guys😂

    • @dandcc9192
      @dandcc9192 3 роки тому +16

      I mean why would he care? he's dead.

  • @DrDeathpwnsu
    @DrDeathpwnsu 4 роки тому +2742

    Ironically the only time Jack wasn't bullshitting was when he was bragging about how good a job he'd do.

    • @fpsfanman
      @fpsfanman 3 роки тому +89

      Oh ya he definitely did a good job

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 3 роки тому +72

      @@fpsfanman they need one more guy and they'd be like the Beatles of bullshit. It's the greatest story ever told.

    • @spaghettisaucer8870
      @spaghettisaucer8870 7 місяців тому +3

      He actually went to the gym during the production you can see it in the private investigator story

  • @Shitidowithmyfriends
    @Shitidowithmyfriends 8 років тому +12213

    Dude Nathan is a genius but goddamn that Jack guy has to have thee best poker face when he started talking about jungle children on tv I was dying.

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 5 років тому +1017

      "Jungle children are children that live in the jungle."

    • @mattl.7766
      @mattl.7766 5 років тому +483

      and babboons kidnapping children omg :DD

    • @21stcenturyoptimist
      @21stcenturyoptimist 5 років тому +127

      Theyre both geniuses lol

    • @tyberiusrex5300
      @tyberiusrex5300 5 років тому +22

      Its not real

    • @CCSyks
      @CCSyks 5 років тому +342

      This is 100%. real look up the news channels. Nathan is a troll god.

  • @kian3527
    @kian3527 6 років тому +6017

    I love how by the end you’ve completely forgotten how it started and what the point was 😂

    • @josephtorres5252
      @josephtorres5252 5 років тому +7

      Not Kian Q

    • @begonewaifu4582
      @begonewaifu4582 4 роки тому +135

      This show in a nutshell 😅

    • @bikingfro
      @bikingfro 3 роки тому +55

      He had to make it the nations new fitness craze somehow lol

    • @tpal3243
      @tpal3243 3 роки тому +45

      I want to know how it all ended! why does this end in the middle of the story??

    • @superpeaceloveunity
      @superpeaceloveunity 3 роки тому

      Lol 😂

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 3 роки тому +2498

    Dude Nathan ALMOST broke when the ghostwriter came up with his original sentence lmao

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @waterlemon9838
      @waterlemon9838 3 роки тому +68

      HIS EYES SAY IT ALL

    • @AJP0987654321
      @AJP0987654321 3 роки тому +104

      For sure, was unexpectedly beautiful

    • @AradSP
      @AradSP Рік тому +36

      In a way it's about Nathan

    • @davidfelter417
      @davidfelter417 Рік тому +13

      I love how you can see him *almost* break character when he’s saying the sentence

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 3 роки тому +1833

    I feel like the ghost writer is a bigger troll than Nathan

    • @nordpooli188
      @nordpooli188 3 роки тому +3

      @@BlueSky-vd6qh hey what do you mean? Can you elaborate?

    • @aryasuri9421
      @aryasuri9421 2 роки тому +18

      @@nordpooli188 Berserker and caster are like RPG video game classes. Like types of characters that attack and all in different ways.

    • @nordpooli188
      @nordpooli188 2 роки тому +3

      @@aryasuri9421 thanks man

    • @aryasuri9421
      @aryasuri9421 2 роки тому +3

      @@nordpooli188 no worries dude

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch Рік тому +7

      @@BlueSky-vd6qh Straight damage, bro.

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 6 років тому +3654

    “Jungle Children, are children that live in the *jungle”*

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 4 роки тому +72

      That makes so much sense now.

    • @0d0d0d
      @0d0d0d 4 роки тому +45

      your profile picture makes that quote so much more funny when reading it

    • @BreathlessOblivion08
      @BreathlessOblivion08 4 роки тому +4

      I agree

    • @dwang663
      @dwang663 4 роки тому +8

      Thank you for explaining, nut master

    • @InfoJunky
      @InfoJunky 4 роки тому +8

      Jungle Child*, are children that live in the jungle.

  • @vidkidFTW
    @vidkidFTW 5 років тому +1470

    Ghost write killed it with that sentence.

  • @SpoonsForks
    @SpoonsForks 4 роки тому +946

    "jungle child is what"
    "jungle child are children that live in the jungle"

  • @darrylwayne1292
    @darrylwayne1292 4 роки тому +456

    He was calling his before a fat tub of lard and it wasn’t even him

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi 3 роки тому +99

      The anchors response killed me "You can say it, I can't" lol

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 2 роки тому +2

      I cried

  • @JWitt30
    @JWitt30 8 років тому +5273

    I lost if when he started talking about jungle children

    • @SpoonsForks
      @SpoonsForks 7 років тому +265

      "jungle child is what" "yeah jungle child are children that live in the jungle"

    • @Beastofdestruct
      @Beastofdestruct 6 років тому +51

      When he heard that, the guy's only thought was: "This story is so great, this will sure get the views".

    • @yasmine45651
      @yasmine45651 6 років тому

      JWitt30 I

    • @KafshakTashtak
      @KafshakTashtak 6 років тому +45

      Very natural liar. He was magnificent.

    • @JasonHolmers
      @JasonHolmers 6 років тому

      JWitt30 exactyl when I lost it! That was hilarious!!

  • @megasevenoldchannel
    @megasevenoldchannel 8 років тому +4395

    Props to Nathan for putting this all together, but I'm most impressed by the body builder's willingness to go out there and straight up lie to people about his entire life.

    • @johnLennon255
      @johnLennon255 3 роки тому +55

      He’s a regular joe Biden

    • @diegoaz7770
      @diegoaz7770 3 роки тому +19

      @@johnLennon255 fool is literally a trump supporter lol twitter.com/PumpedupJack/status/1344496385299677184?s=20

    • @johnLennon255
      @johnLennon255 3 роки тому +15

      @@diegoaz7770 so am I and so is a majority of the country so.....

    • @why-qz6zq
      @why-qz6zq 3 роки тому +146

      @@johnLennon255 the majority of the country are not trump supporters.

    • @johnLennon255
      @johnLennon255 3 роки тому +8

      @@why-qz6zq lmao sure

  • @Mtdmpls
    @Mtdmpls 4 роки тому +725

    Jack deserves an Oscar for that acting.

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +2898

    love how he actually got the news people to believe him

    • @bluerobin7051
      @bluerobin7051 3 роки тому +23

      I'm starting to think you're a fan of this guy.

    • @dr.wolfstar1765
      @dr.wolfstar1765 3 роки тому +7

      Hahah no way! I didn't know you were a Nathan fan. Always great to see Haedox in the comments

    • @WillyOrca
      @WillyOrca 3 роки тому +28

      "Jungle children"

    • @johnhorseman3763
      @johnhorseman3763 3 роки тому +16

      That's how you know the media can be fake

    • @MJ-gs4co
      @MJ-gs4co 3 роки тому +17

      Wait, this actually happened?

  • @FreezingFroggie
    @FreezingFroggie 8 років тому +3013

    "DNA (for cloning purposes" lol

    • @bobbyhogo2342
      @bobbyhogo2342 6 років тому +85

      and the dude signed it, no problem

    • @BatDadx
      @BatDadx 6 років тому +108

      “thats fine, thats fine”

    • @shiv_ring
      @shiv_ring 6 років тому +47

      Yeah, yeah. That's fine.

    • @uptrend9378
      @uptrend9378 5 років тому +4

      I lost it when I read that

    • @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634
      @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634 5 років тому +3

      Reminds me of the viral video episode.
      "Although my lawyers advised me it would not be enforcable, I decided to keep the line that said secrecy came at the cost of capital punishment, to make sure everyone understood how serious I was."

  • @je6874
    @je6874 5 років тому +3628

    The guy literally signed his life away lmao

  • @amber2554
    @amber2554 5 років тому +2723

    "He died when baboons kidnapped and ate him."
    How are they believing these stories?! Haha😂😂😂

    • @bbbbeeeaar
      @bbbbeeeaar 4 роки тому +143

      Amber then right after that sentence the news guy shoots a look at the camera like “what are we doing here 😬”

    • @RetroDawn
      @RetroDawn 4 роки тому +102

      @@bbbbeeeaar And then asks him "Where was this?" I wish they didn't cut out his answer. I'd love to see what he said and how that went over.

    • @GVSHvids
      @GVSHvids 4 роки тому +65

      @@RetroDawn it was in the jungle

    • @RetroDawn
      @RetroDawn 4 роки тому +3

      @@GVSHvids Exactly! I would love to see the reactions and them to further press him.

    • @vanhoozen1764
      @vanhoozen1764 4 роки тому +16

      @@lookinforthekraken682 rent free

  • @masster87production
    @masster87production 5 років тому +613

    Jack is an absolute legend, he really killed it

  • @thefaulkness
    @thefaulkness 6 років тому +5459

    usually nathan's schemes elicit a "haha thats silly" reaction from but now it's more like a "jesus christ nathan what have you done"

    • @METALMAN4Wii
      @METALMAN4Wii 5 років тому +74

      Alcohol for Kids you mean?

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox 5 років тому +55

      @@METALMAN4Wii but they still couldn't have it until they were 21 lol

    • @_xeere
      @_xeere 5 років тому +203

      this man is secretly the devil, he offers people rewards for morally questionable acts and they always regret it afterwards.

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 5 років тому +5

      @@_xeere people are just fuckin stupid.

    • @thatcosmokramer
      @thatcosmokramer 5 років тому +3

      Kid Beer @@METALMAN4Wii

  • @adddieptai4293
    @adddieptai4293 7 років тому +8539

    Nathan is practically the walking definition of chaotic good

    • @franswaafranswaa5026
      @franswaafranswaa5026 7 років тому +83

      I don't know, do you remember the claw of shame?

    • @billygreggory7899
      @billygreggory7899 6 років тому +41

      Him or Xavier Renegade Angel

    • @scooda
      @scooda 6 років тому +316

      Chaotic neutral

    • @CadenceCube
      @CadenceCube 6 років тому +232

      chaotic neutral for sure...

    • @elionu2
      @elionu2 6 років тому +1

      Add Diep Tai tsn

  • @OtterWorldly
    @OtterWorldly 3 роки тому +1871

    Press F to pay respects to Jack's jungle child friend, Dendè, who was kidnapped and killed by a group of baboons

    • @KrK-EST
      @KrK-EST 3 роки тому +5

      Are you Elon Musks friend or someting ? :O

    • @OtterWorldly
      @OtterWorldly 3 роки тому +67

      ​@@KrK-EST I actually grew up with Elon Musk as a child, he was best childhood friend.

    • @musingsbymarco5001
      @musingsbymarco5001 3 роки тому +17

      I think that guy liked Dragonball Z because Dende was a namekian (alien) character who was a child and there were lots of people called Saiyans who could transform into giant Baboon like apes during the full moon to wreak devastation and destroy entire planets lol. Dende may have been murdered at one point I forget but they have these things called dragonballs which can be used to grant wishes and bring people back from the dead lol.

    • @crowlsyong
      @crowlsyong 3 роки тому +1

      f

    • @notmewritingthelongestuser4233
      @notmewritingthelongestuser4233 3 роки тому +10

      They ate dande. You know.... because they're baboons.

  • @Splattedable
    @Splattedable 3 роки тому +1753

    3:50
    Nathan: "Do you know a lot about fitness?"
    Ghostwriter: ./visibly pauses to consider lying/
    Ghostwriter: "yes"

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 роки тому +85

      dude thats literally the hustle of doing writing professionally, if youre not an author you basically need every qualification a person could possibly have

    • @jackglossop4859
      @jackglossop4859 2 роки тому +22

      In LA I don’t blame that guy one single bit 😆

    • @nonstopcooltop
      @nonstopcooltop Рік тому +11

      Me at every job interview

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie Рік тому +1

      The question kind of sounds like a set up… Little bit of an implication that if they knew more about fitness they would be more fit

  • @lagito95
    @lagito95 8 років тому +5898

    This started out with trying to help a moving company. what the hell happened?

    • @Mal_i_que
      @Mal_i_que 8 років тому +380

      Free labor is illegal.

    • @ThatRosco458
      @ThatRosco458 8 років тому +406

      +Malique Drees Tell that to my mom

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 8 років тому +241

      +LittleLake Nathan happened.

    • @bikboi3292
      @bikboi3292 7 років тому +7

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @baxmrackney7583
      @baxmrackney7583 6 років тому +13

      You already know what the fuck going on

  • @malvy4974
    @malvy4974 8 років тому +5427

    there's something weirdly adorable about the ghost writer

    • @SECTOMr
      @SECTOMr 7 років тому +225

      Joel Bailey his eye?

    • @Iyana
      @Iyana 6 років тому +73

      I know right? Haha. I feel bad for him but it's hilarious

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 6 років тому +281

      yo he wrote a book and got paid, man plus a funny bit in this show. i feel good for him not bad!

    • @TheCDanger
      @TheCDanger 6 років тому +246

      he is a cutie pie and he wrote steve jobs and jungle children into the life of steve. I'm sold

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 6 років тому +279

      I love that you can so tell he's lying when he says he knows a lot about fitness.

  • @forktruckcertified
    @forktruckcertified 3 роки тому +356

    The candles flickered, the sheets were still, but all the energy in the room surrounded roman and kensie, kensie stepped forth and gently touched romans arm, he suddenly felt weak in his legs and trembled and fell as if his achilles heel had been struck by a blade but all it was was simply a womans touch.
    That's a good sentence

    • @scottkennedy9112
      @scottkennedy9112 3 роки тому +35

      I agree. I really think Austin is probably a great writer.

    • @rakshay-jain
      @rakshay-jain Рік тому +5

      He's very talented

  • @SM-bp6kz
    @SM-bp6kz 3 роки тому +176

    I’m in constant awe at how Nathan never breaks character. When he had that guy make up a sentence, I would have been crying

  • @hihkable
    @hihkable 8 років тому +3708

    The fitness guy was surprisingly good at selling bullshit.

    • @tonybalony1811
      @tonybalony1811 7 років тому +118

      Rain on a Still Lake I actually think this makes him an even better person... for some reason...

    • @timstadlmueller58
      @timstadlmueller58 7 років тому +118

      Mauryn Amira really goddamn inspirational honestly, Jack was down for the cause, and honestly deserved the spotlight. If this got people inspired to work out I'd say this is pretty badass (even if it's not the best workout you could get).

    • @madzmorgie5048
      @madzmorgie5048 6 років тому +16

      This is America, it's what we do 😂😂😂

    • @lostuser1094
      @lostuser1094 6 років тому +4

      hihkable he is a fitness guy...

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 6 років тому +6

      hihkable heck, I almost started believing him

  • @ZGGuesswho
    @ZGGuesswho 7 років тому +4473

    The candles flickered the sheets were still but all the energy in the room surrouunded roman and kensey kensy stepped forth and gently tourched roman's arm he suddenly felt weak in his legs and trembled and fell, as if his achilles heel had been struck by a blade, but all it was, was, simply, a woman's touch.

  • @chano6555
    @chano6555 3 роки тому +239

    "Taken a few liberties with Jack's life story." cuts to Chapter 9 Baboons

  • @michaelbrissette4487
    @michaelbrissette4487 3 роки тому +84

    As soon as the ghostwriter said his sentence you can see Nathan get excited that he found the worst/best person for the job.

  • @mjfunky
    @mjfunky 8 років тому +2075

    "jack said all these things but what i really cared about was his body"

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 6 років тому +18

      same

    • @J.Skyler
      @J.Skyler 5 років тому +25

      “You have a pretty good bod”

    • @professored7169
      @professored7169 4 роки тому +2

      miss mari jane, wow! My friends use to talk about you all the time in high school

    • @dillyc_11
      @dillyc_11 3 роки тому

      Women

  • @Canaanvids
    @Canaanvids 8 років тому +3507

    this is the funniest video i've ever seen in my life, i died at "baboons kind-napped and ate him"

    • @Akappy
      @Akappy 8 років тому +65

      +Canaan That's also where the jungle child died.

    • @Canaanvids
      @Canaanvids 8 років тому +2

      +Akappy lmaoo

    • @warmredwater
      @warmredwater 7 років тому +26

      i have tears in my eyes

    • @HealthyAndrew
      @HealthyAndrew 6 років тому +2

      ZeroBit kidnapped not kindnapped

    • @bairbrandt6005
      @bairbrandt6005 6 років тому +16

      "where was this?"

  • @wawa6711
    @wawa6711 4 роки тому +629

    "Let's see some attitude"
    *resets expression and defaults to another smile*
    "beautiful"
    lmfao

    • @treefingering
      @treefingering 4 роки тому +24

      Tbf he has a great smile

    • @Russocass
      @Russocass 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂I love the fact that you perceived the same thing

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Місяць тому

      Ye

  • @yenzabar
    @yenzabar 4 роки тому +202

    "Alright well, you're gonna have a work out or..?"
    "Sure."
    "Alright, hum.." *shuts door*

  • @LEXeroma
    @LEXeroma 7 років тому +3749

    Holy shit after realizing that these are in fact REAL interviews with these news channels, I about lost my shit. What an amazing troll on such an epic level. Holy shit this is.. this is something else. What a god...

    • @zebbleganubi723
      @zebbleganubi723 6 років тому +191

      just scrolling through the comments to check about this. i was under the impression that all this guys stuff was 100% real with no actors but this just seems too nuts. but then again the news in america always seems to be trash so its not surprising that something like this could slip through

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu 6 років тому +95

      zebble ganubi too nuts? Our president is a reality star, not sure what world you're living in. Btw if you thought this was crazy look up dumb starbucks

    • @fatherjohn3572
      @fatherjohn3572 5 років тому +66

      Mark Lowney Hot damn Mark this is a comic video, did you have to start preaching here?

    • @Magneticitist
      @Magneticitist 5 років тому +60

      www.amazon.com/Movement-This-Never-Going-Life/dp/1517159393

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 5 років тому +18

      It's amazing what some people will do if you don't correct them and just let them be the idiots that they are.

  • @coltonmccoy8194
    @coltonmccoy8194 8 років тому +717

    The best part has to be that Nathan can now legally clone that body builder thanks to his trolly contract writing skills.

    • @luisalmodovar6548
      @luisalmodovar6548 7 років тому +11

      Colton McCoy cloning humans in general is illegal lol

    • @tonybalony1811
      @tonybalony1811 7 років тому +3

      Luis Almodovar ..... me reading this: "Jesus Nathan" lol 😂

    • @madzmorgie5048
      @madzmorgie5048 6 років тому +6

      Luis Almodovar For now lmaoo

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 роки тому +107

    It will never cease to amaze me how Nathan manages to manipulate reality into what he wills

  • @z_yy
    @z_yy 4 роки тому +63

    I couldn't stop laughing when the ghostwriter from craigslist invented a backstory this man and Steve Jobs grew up together. Having him go on the news talking about jungle children was another level.

  • @camtheman3x6
    @camtheman3x6 8 років тому +2193

    RIP DENDI

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 8 років тому +130

      Seriously this guy should do improv professionally.

    • @kylislarue1052
      @kylislarue1052 8 років тому +64

      +bluegoldginger dead children are so funny bro, fucking liberals and there feelings am i right, fuck first graders.

    • @edjparaujo
      @edjparaujo 7 років тому +48

      +bluegoldginger You perfectly represent the need for a national debate on mental illness in the USA.

    • @SaadRKhan
      @SaadRKhan 7 років тому

      Patrick Star You've been stalking him?

    • @user-ny5cu5ol1p
      @user-ny5cu5ol1p 6 років тому

      bluegoldginger
      good b8

  • @brett2660
    @brett2660 8 років тому +4418

    It's good to see the news doing their background research. OMFG

    • @imlost19
      @imlost19 6 років тому +315

      honestly i feel like some people in the newsroom know he's full of shit but it gets good ratings anyways so who cares

    • @jefftracy3771
      @jefftracy3771 6 років тому +121

      Keep in mind, this is California were talking about. The state is full of very gullible and very stupid people.

    • @DifferentWhenYouSay
      @DifferentWhenYouSay 6 років тому +92

      I think they were in on the joke or it never aired.

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 6 років тому +75

      it's a comedy sketch...

    • @luisnavarro5298
      @luisnavarro5298 6 років тому +37

      Jeff Tracy you could say that about any state

  • @milan3773
    @milan3773 3 роки тому +77

    just the phrase “jungle children” has me literally crying

  • @BillyOnYouTube
    @BillyOnYouTube 4 роки тому +112

    "Let's see some attitude."
    ":]"

  • @repullsion3711
    @repullsion3711 7 років тому +1095

    i like how he gets better with each interview. lol

    • @dirtymike3329
      @dirtymike3329 2 роки тому +1

      Bro I would hire this guy

    • @Vojife
      @Vojife 2 роки тому +39

      It almost seems like he forgot his actual life and his memories slowly got replaced with the contents of the book

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan 10 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@Vojifewhen you’re surviving alongside jungle children, you either adapt or die.

  • @CaptainKronkers
    @CaptainKronkers 8 років тому +3371

    "We would have the rights to your DNA as well."
    'For cloning purposes'
    "Sure, sure."

    • @Popopatop
      @Popopatop 6 років тому +6

      CaptainKronkers LMFAOOO I died so hard a tit

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 5 років тому +3

      Mark the time, ass.

    • @johannk1523
      @johannk1523 5 років тому +5

      Dude I'm losing my mind over here. When I scroll by your comment says something about Scarlett Johansson on Hot Ones but when I tap your comment it's actually relevant. Were you paid by Hot Ones to change all your comments to advertise that or something?

    • @Supreme_Lobster
      @Supreme_Lobster 5 років тому +1

      @@Popopatop a tit

    • @tacotuesdsy_8094
      @tacotuesdsy_8094 5 років тому +4

      @@johannk1523 nah, sometimes UA-cam has comments on the wrong video, I have seen this happen multiple times

  • @fulltimeslackerii8229
    @fulltimeslackerii8229 3 роки тому +84

    Nathan almost broke character when the ghost writer started improvising erotica.

  • @Secondary_Identifier
    @Secondary_Identifier 4 роки тому +413

    In a matter of days that ghost writer wrote a book that convinced regionally major news outlets of a fairly elaborate farce.
    That's pretty impressive. 👏

  • @bMoney9292
    @bMoney9292 5 років тому +209

    "Chapter 9: Baboons" made me crack up

  • @AliAkkan0217
    @AliAkkan0217 8 років тому +514

    lmfao he said, "I was a fat tub of lard"

    • @Arroes2911
      @Arroes2911 5 років тому +50

      RIP to the dude who saw this

  • @sirjacobanderson
    @sirjacobanderson 4 роки тому +83

    Love when he closed the storage unit on jack
    “Alright are you going to workout?”
    “Sure!”

  • @billypark8032
    @billypark8032 3 роки тому +635

    Nathan’s friends
    - Ghost writer
    - Retired judge
    - Fake Bill Gates
    - Santa Claus

    • @fonsecakoch2
      @fonsecakoch2 3 роки тому +68

      you forgot about the private investigator Wolfe

    • @hrushikevlogzzzzz7765
      @hrushikevlogzzzzz7765 3 роки тому +3

      Steve Jobs*

    • @gary4934
      @gary4934 3 роки тому +15

      He partied hard with the french woman.

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 3 роки тому +27

      How you gon forget Solomon?

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 2 роки тому +6

      @@gary4934 she hasn't appeared in multiple episodes like the others. The ghost realtor would be better.

  • @inordirection_
    @inordirection_ 6 років тому +1304

    You can tell jack is ticked that they ghostwrote his life story without even consulting him but he's such a good sport. I'd hire him to lead my fake exercise movement any day.

    • @alfonsogarcia3191
      @alfonsogarcia3191 4 роки тому +68

      To be fair he didnt read the contract

    • @dylancoble7358
      @dylancoble7358 3 роки тому +5

      @Fuerza Arma bruh are you stupid

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 3 роки тому +11

      Why would he care? He knows it's all supposed to be fake

    • @inordirection_
      @inordirection_ 3 роки тому +25

      @@richardsantanna5398 You would have to ask him to know for sure, and I could be wrong, but it seems obvious to me that he wasn't thrilled. Probably because no one would like to be surprised with the fact that there had been a completely fabricated biography written about them and shipped out to news outlets without their consent or consultation. It shows a lack of respect. He's just being a spokesperson for an exercise regime he doesn't actually take part in---that doesn't mean he would necessarily want a bunch of nonsense about himself published which he now has to go along with. It was definitely a troll move by Nathan, but he handled it well.

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob 3 роки тому +12

      @@inordirection_ that assumes he's not in on the joke though.

  • @jeremysvideovault
    @jeremysvideovault 8 років тому +419

    Nathan's narration makes everything better. "Jack said all the right things, but what I really cared about was his body."

  • @katherinecruz3849
    @katherinecruz3849 2 роки тому +30

    This episode deserved an Emmy. How it evolved, layered...

  • @replica3061
    @replica3061 3 роки тому +44

    "I'll tell them what they want to hear"
    ...And so he did.

  • @AlexaSmith
    @AlexaSmith 8 років тому +804

    this is the most painful show to watch but i love it

    • @mjames7674
      @mjames7674 6 років тому +25

      Hahahh right?? I literally have to turn away at times cause the cringe is so strong

    • @corncobjohnsonreal
      @corncobjohnsonreal 5 років тому +3

      @@mjames7674 what cringe?

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 5 років тому +3

      Corncob Johnson real For me it's worrying about that they'll get caught that has me cringe, not the video itself

    • @highmay3590
      @highmay3590 2 роки тому +1

      @@corncobjohnsonreal did you see the Claw of Shame?

    • @dirtymike3329
      @dirtymike3329 2 роки тому

      Sometimes the cringe is terrible but sometimes I don’t even notice. This one didn’t have much cringe imo

  • @jacoblewis3148
    @jacoblewis3148 8 років тому +777

    "he was actually kidnapped by baboons and eaten"

    • @Kevin-sy8uf
      @Kevin-sy8uf 5 років тому +5

      @Mute Pepe Poor jungle children

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn 4 роки тому +348

    "Gym" stands for
    Giving
    Your
    Money
    Away

  • @joefunnyguypesci6317
    @joefunnyguypesci6317 2 роки тому +32

    I love the fact that there are people like Jack out there. No questions to any of the completely nonsensical requests just whimsical, haphazard optimism

  • @lopezmonzea12
    @lopezmonzea12 8 років тому +1400

    "Jungle children" lol!

    • @iscovimigarga3260
      @iscovimigarga3260 8 років тому +15

      +John Loco
      Dandy

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 8 років тому +8

      +Dhot Melvin RIP Dandy :( you will be missed

    • @003SOK
      @003SOK 8 років тому +3

      +John Loco
      they're children who live in the jungle.

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 8 років тому +5

      +ConradInternational thats where i lost it

    • @tylerrat44
      @tylerrat44 8 років тому +6

      +John Loco lmfao i absolutely cried at when he said baboons got him lmaoooo

  • @es_for1
    @es_for1 8 років тому +364

    One of the best. Jack was surprisingly a great choice, like he was amazing at pushing forward this

    • @hushai7978
      @hushai7978 7 років тому +36

      Woojoo333 He was just so competent and agreeable.

    • @laurensouth5547
      @laurensouth5547 4 роки тому

      Ikr 😂😂😂😂 he was so good he just went with it

  • @thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972
    @thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 3 роки тому +33

    I lost it when the ghostwriter came back with Steve Jobs written in as a person in his past

  • @whyisblue923taken
    @whyisblue923taken 3 роки тому +19

    This is one my favorites. Nathan found two legends while trying to just market a moving company.

  • @choptop81
    @choptop81 7 років тому +309

    I honestly wonder how many "legitimate" fitness crazes have been cooked up the exact same way as this

    • @bridgecolby
      @bridgecolby 3 роки тому +9

      My twin aunts played the before and after in an ab workout commercial 🤣 neither of them used the machine, and they just took photos. We still talk about it today - rough subject 🤣🤣

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 3 роки тому +6

      all of them

  • @crys.
    @crys. 8 років тому +736

    These interviews are real HAHAHAHHA

    • @btw-3006
      @btw-3006 8 років тому +80

      Yeah. I searched the guy's name on UA-cam and they are. Too funny.

    • @sentientarugula2884
      @sentientarugula2884 4 роки тому

      No they aren't

  • @xoxo3896
    @xoxo3896 2 роки тому +11

    “He was he was he was my chil- um best uh friend as a child” has me dead everytime cause the delivery is so perfect

  • @Sough
    @Sough 4 роки тому +14

    When he starts pumping that upside down office chair above his head lolll as if that's a natural workout or moving motion. Too good

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg 5 років тому +326

    "A jungle child is what?"
    "Jungle child are children that live in the jungle"

  • @techture
    @techture 5 років тому +140

    This is the most insanely funny thing I've seen in ages. Crying from laughter during those interviews.

    • @johnburn872
      @johnburn872 3 роки тому +3

      Dude I am in tears and my chest hurts for laughing so hard I cant even

  • @SuperWeedPower
    @SuperWeedPower 5 років тому +83

    "Oh yeah Steve Jobs his the... Microsoft"

  • @JoshuaFrick3
    @JoshuaFrick3 3 роки тому +45

    It warms my heart to know those jungle children have Jack to help them get a good bod

  • @jdespitia1932
    @jdespitia1932 8 років тому +241

    3:03 "... and DNA (for cloning purposes)" I died

  • @RunningRiot14
    @RunningRiot14 7 років тому +185

    that was a good sentence

  • @rachelw821
    @rachelw821 4 роки тому +12

    Nathan is a genius. I can't understand how he isn't more famous.

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 3 роки тому +6

    Absolutely love the effort the ghost writer and the bodybuilder put into Nathan's plan. Could be a movie.

  • @MoonBoi101
    @MoonBoi101 7 років тому +125

    I actually remember watching this in the news

    • @mkat490
      @mkat490 6 років тому +7

      😂😂

  • @BreathlessOblivion08
    @BreathlessOblivion08 6 років тому +94

    "it was actually one of the worst days of my life"

  • @ProxylandGiraffe
    @ProxylandGiraffe 3 роки тому +7

    Even though this is supposed to be presented as a joke, Nathan is practically the living embodiment of the phrase, anything is possible when you put your mind to it

  • @hugopakula
    @hugopakula 3 роки тому +14

    “DNA (for cloning purposes)”

  • @9157490
    @9157490 8 років тому +328

    Omg the book is for sale on Amazon!!!!!

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 8 років тому +75

      I have to buy it. I have to learn about dendi's origins

    • @Frederick0220
      @Frederick0220 8 років тому +11

      +Bla Bla LOL, it really is!

    • @Someia009
      @Someia009 7 років тому +17

      Joel S
      Buy it and give us an honest review

    • @PinoyArtista
      @PinoyArtista 6 років тому +30

      From a verified purchase: "Amazing story about a man who overcame falling into complacency and self-pity to become one of the most inspirational figures of his generation. If his best childhood friend Steve Jobs is considered the Tech-Jesus then Jack Garbarino is the Workout-Jesus.
      From his early childhood where he struggled with obesity and self-esteem, constantly bullied by his peers to adulthood where he continued to encounter tragedy with the death of the beloved jungle child Dende, Jack persevered and found a way. That way is picking stuff up and putting it down. Mostly boxes and other furniture but mostly packed boxes. With this book he shares his enlightened awakening and transformation inspiring the world to follow. Whenever you pick something up, then move it and put it down somewhere else you will know you are following in his footsteps."

  • @tracygalicia7342
    @tracygalicia7342 7 років тому +502

    This is how you properly troll. Not in front of ur screen saying racist shit.

  • @jeff271
    @jeff271 4 роки тому +20

    "For cloning purposes" lol

  • @mbby5013
    @mbby5013 Рік тому +1

    Nathan for you is by far one of the funniest show of all time, especially if you’re not American. This is a genius work of art. The editing, the manipulation, the storytelling, the jokes, the delivery, the attention crazed people not being able to say ‘no’… this show made my life better

  • @tfuzion
    @tfuzion 6 років тому +18

    Nathan did a good job on this as expected but you can't deny Jack's complete talent and vital role in selling this story. Brilliant.

  • @Iyana
    @Iyana 6 років тому +125

    G - iving
    Y - our
    M - oney
    Away

  • @jakedoc4610
    @jakedoc4610 5 років тому +6

    this has to be one of my fav segments of nathan for you. The Jungle Children, but the kidnapped by Baboons and they ate him, just takes it to 10-10

  • @concernedspectator
    @concernedspectator 3 роки тому +2

    4:26 the poker face of "oh this is gold"

  • @vlKenzo
    @vlKenzo 5 років тому +95

    Jesus Christ I lost it when he said his “sentence”

  • @asdada882
    @asdada882 8 років тому +78

    this keeps getting better

  • @haroldandmod
    @haroldandmod 3 роки тому +11

    “Jungle child is what?”
    “Jungle chowder are chirren that live in the jungle”

    • @2BinNYC
      @2BinNYC 3 роки тому

      Jungle chowder chirren lmao

  • @leomagtibay3031
    @leomagtibay3031 Рік тому +1

    Liver King took this play book to heart

  • @TheNoobFilm
    @TheNoobFilm 8 років тому +151

    Nathan shows us how easy the world is to play

  • @TheCrimebaby
    @TheCrimebaby 8 років тому +33

    Nathan is the only person I've ever seen who can troll the whole fucking world so seriously XD

  • @p33kin89
    @p33kin89 2 роки тому +3

    This man is a genius! I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time!

  • @star2buk
    @star2buk 6 років тому +193

    My 60-something old economics professor recommended this to me. This is hilarious; this Nathan guy is a total sociopath.

    • @gdtoob
      @gdtoob 3 роки тому +6

      You realize he's playing a character, right?

    • @CrackinJacks138
      @CrackinJacks138 3 роки тому +11

      More autistic than a sociopath.

    • @TheDJCatface
      @TheDJCatface 3 роки тому +13

      @@gdtoob if you watch enough of his show, it's easy to second guess that

    • @literallycringeidk360
      @literallycringeidk360 Рік тому

      My old math tutor introduced this show to me. I’m so glad he did!

  • @nathanconard9244
    @nathanconard9244 8 років тому +34

    I love his dry sense of humor

  • @HD-wv4ul
    @HD-wv4ul Рік тому +1

    Everyone needs an employee like this body builder fiercely loyal to the brand and the story of the company.

  • @lorenatx89
    @lorenatx89 3 роки тому +1

    Nathan's always doing the most and that is why he is the best 😊

  • @jas16899
    @jas16899 8 років тому +62

    Holy christ this is amazing. That poor jungle child tho.