Concept: a superweapon that reverberates BEGONE at bone shattering frequencies across approximately 3 galactic radii. Basically an audible boomer version of the HALO installations. NOTE: Guaranteed to disperse thots at a range of 6 galactic radii total.
What is needed to bring humanity together isn't a battle against the might of an entire alien race, but a skirmish against a bunch of alien privateers or third rate power. A small alien colony or a merchant company try to invade without the Galactic police finding out and only use civilian gear. Basically we get invaded by a couple of technicals and fishing boats, not an battlefleet.
Yeah. If a powerful alien government attempted to invade, we'd all get slaughtered. But as you said, a couple alien pirates looking to make a quick buck might prove a valuable match that unites humanity.
What if a highly advanced species traveled through an infinity gate to lift our species up but then we killed them all, but they managed to destroy the gate first, but it was too late and we started spreading across the galaxy?
You didn't mention the Horrific Battle of "Johnsons Disaster" During the Disney Franchise Wars. A Galaxy divided against itself. Friend pitted against Friend. Families torn apart. A battle where our greatest Heroes are crushed under the Unrelenting Tyranny of the Emperor Walt and his Evil Apprentice Darth Ruin - Destroyer of millions of Childhoods. So Much Lost. So Much Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth! *_Let its accursed name not be spoken! Lest it be Woe! Woe! And thrice Woe!_*
@@XxOrangesoda2610xX Ah, yes. Of course. My bad. Darth Walt was the one who established the Disney Lords. Darth KenSheDie? starts by corrupting JarJar Abrams, whilst keeping Darth Ruin secretly in the wings. only for JJ.A to turn and become Darth JarJar, and taking his place at his Mistresses side. With DR cut down by Obi - FAN - Kenobi he sidles off, plotting revenge. Tapping into his Bitterness and Hate for Obi - FAN - Kenobi to give him strength to return in the Future. Expect Lucas Skywalker to turn up at some time to confront now Empress KenSheDie and try to turn DJJ. this does not end well for Fans who are either on the Disneystar or assaulting Mouseketeers with sticks. It all Ends with big Funeral Pyre of Kodak Film reels and rotten party. Ghosts of stories past have already faded away from apathy. The bad news for Lucas Skywalker is that he has three sisters with which to do something Incestuous .with
Ah, death threats. Great to see that fans are still childish enough to talk about how they’re gonna violently murder each other instead of trying to give constructive criticism.
Y'all should do a video on the different planetary military forces, like the naboo military or the mon calamari, etc. It would be interesting to know who had the best planetary defenses that weren't apart of the core worlds
I like this but I had a hard time figuring out the timeline for the battles. It would have helped to see some sort of timeline. Thank you for all of your excellent work!
The Rakatan empire seems like its star wars’s equivalent to the mongol empire: Both are big, ancient empires that came to power through sheer force and brutality
Well the force and brutality part is right, but the ancientness is not. The Mongol Empire isn't exactly ancient as such. Quite recent, actually. Try, ancient Egyptians, Hittites or ancient Chinese, for a better comparison. Medieval era Mongols are old and long ago but not ancient. Just quite old. Even the Roman Empire was relatively young, having been preceded by many other Empires, from around the world. The Rakatan are more similar to the aforementioned, but also could be compared to the ancient Greeks to some extent; building wonders ahead of their time but then becoming a footnote in some else's history for the most part)
ThePalaeontologist si they would be like akkadians, Sumerians, thing like that. The Tigre and Euphrate region was only united through sheer brutality after all.
@@ThePalaeontologist according to archeological and linguistic investigation , the most ancient Chinese tribes/kingdoms was very eager to conquer land that lie outside their small holdings around the yellow river, the land now most people consider China was one of the ancient world's most culturally diverse regions, and home to lots of dead civilizations, whose culture was completely destroyed by ancient China, only some of their language lived in remote parts of mainland China. so empires built from sheer brutality and force? the Chinese empires certainly fit that role better then we think
2 parts Mount Gay rum 3 parts lime juice and top it with ice. I call it the Battle of Yavin, few actual drinks but an effective guaranteed to blow you away
Okay it might be the weed but I think you want to just blown my mind the concept that humans have been fighting amongst each other as a way to practice for the day where we all have to reunite and band together to fight something extra terrestrial... Hits blunt...
We know u rather use Earth based firearms in the Star Wars galaxy during the Galactic Republic era before or during 22 BBY, but what kinds of firearms you think will be practical, tactical and reliable when dealing with Jedi, Judicial Forces and Clone troopers? If I were you, I will bring 6 deadly firearms with me. They are: Heckler & Koch Mark 23 45ACP pistol, KRISS VECTOR 45ACP Submachine Gun GEN II model, FN SCAR H CQC (Close Quarters Combat) Battle rifle, Mk 13 Mod 0 Grenade Launcher and Barrett M107A150BMG anti material sniper rifle CQB model.
Large heavy hitting and rapid fire. Weapons. Like Full auto rifles, smgs, belt fed weapons and even and perhaps especially surprisingly shotguns all are theorized to not only be effective but ALSO still exist in some form in the SW universe
I always wonder if the Battle of Yavin 4 was not supposed to be a callback to the Battle of Route Colonial Quatre (RC4). Although it was not an air battle, as Yavin 4 was a space engagement, RC4 was pitting one of the great colonial powers, France, against the resistance movement known as the Viet Minh. And, the reaction after the Viet Minh's victory at RC4 was overwhelming. First, the French were psychologically and politically crippled, as support for the war reached its first major low. Secondly, the engagement proved that the French could be beaten in a pitched set-piece battle by the Viet Minh. Finally, the Viet Minh launched the Red River Campaign afterwards, which overstretched their logistical capabilities but did not result in their destruction, just like the Rebel Alliance's movements towards the Inner Rim.
yavin 4 was based on a Canadian bombing run on a nazi dam during the second world war. the trench run segment is almost a direct lift from a old black and white movie about the raid.
I want to know more about life on Coruscant during the fall of the Empire. Basically after the Battle of Endor. I know that civil war started there and that it became so severe that the planet was ruined so badly that they had to move the capital to Hosnian Prime. I know Mas Amedda was trapped there. But I want more stories about the battles that took place there.
Love your guys' vids! Intelligent Star Wars content is my spice!(I kicked my death stick habit) The force knows we aren't getting smart content from Disney lately!
Great video, yet we Terrans have been killing each other and no longer term peace for more than 4000 years! Although not as big as some Star Wars battles, ours are more bloody, right?
In flat earth theory what is the explanation for being in a becalmed sea on a clear day and seeing a ship half up on the horizon as it comes towards you usually you only see the mast.
So, are you talking about "Canon" or "Legends"? You mention the battle of Jakku, and then go on to the Battle of Corscucant. I thought you were going to discuss the Clone Wars battle, but instead you go to the Yuzung Vong war (which I don't mind) Perhaps there should be two videos-one for Canon and one for Legends
Did anyone else notice that Admiral Radus' ship came out of hyperspace BACKWARDS? Watch the next scene when it show the ship fly towards the Star Destroyers. The lower spire is at the front.
If you have not read Darth Bane then I recommend that you do. In the book the sith are not trapped in the cave system they choose to go down there to lure the Jedi into a trap. Which is a trap created by Darth Bane. It also talks about the division in the Jedi. Great book go read it.
Those movies have to be rated R bro ! It just has to be. It would bring so many non-star wars fans into the fandom, and boost our numbers for Legend continuity ! And the whole wanting it to be R is not because I'm a horror movie fanatic, no, it's just that the Yuuzhan Vong War is disturbing, gory, and dark. Plus trillions die to a pain worshiping race 😨
bro, the thought bomb only affected people who are strong in the force. That's how Tom cat was able to survive... until his cousin got him killed in Caleb's Shack.
The most important thing the space race gave us was Shepard's Prayer "Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up" said when he was about to launch. (Alan Shepherd the first American in space. )
I feel bad for the poor guy that just found your channel and now thinks you're a flat earther :D
he is though
@@twjohnsun Wow, you actually fell for it.
It's not like the sarcasm is obviously apparent or anything.
@@11Survivor I know! he is so naive ;)
@@11Survivor yeah, It's not like the sarcasm is obviously apparent or anything.
Guys it flat this has been proven by NASA several times wait or...
The secret Sith weapon:
The Thot bomb
(face-palm)
Things being equal and what with SW naming, Thot might come to a planet near you in a Galaxy Far Away.
Concept: a superweapon that reverberates BEGONE at bone shattering frequencies across approximately 3 galactic radii. Basically an audible boomer version of the HALO installations.
NOTE: Guaranteed to disperse thots at a range of 6 galactic radii total.
@Aeneas Bufiy Words to live by.
@Aeneas Bufiy The Age of Thots is over; the time of the based Man has come - Gothmog, Battle of Osgiliath.
Wait what...
Generation tech: has a 2:11 intro
Cinema sins: goes into cardiac arrest
Anyone else wonder what star wars is like in current time? All we see is a "long time ago"
Yes
probs dead.
Maybe it was a galaxy in a universe before the big bang
there is some alien blasting ali a somebody reporting for stream sniping
extreme pickle maybe the big bang was a massive force weapon detonated to end a war 🤔
But, what about the droid attack on the wookies?
Double e di'kutla shabuir
Yes
This is needed
*Wookiees
That battle changed the universe fuck the galaxy
What is needed to bring humanity together isn't a battle against the might of an entire alien race, but a skirmish against a bunch of alien privateers or third rate power. A small alien colony or a merchant company try to invade without the Galactic police finding out and only use civilian gear. Basically we get invaded by a couple of technicals and fishing boats, not an battlefleet.
Yeah. If a powerful alien government attempted to invade, we'd all get slaughtered. But as you said, a couple alien pirates looking to make a quick buck might prove a valuable match that unites humanity.
that, taht would actually make sense.
And then the rise of Humanity
What if a highly advanced species traveled through an infinity gate to lift our species up but then we killed them all, but they managed to destroy the gate first, but it was too late and we started spreading across the galaxy?
casbott AND SO BEGIND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN
3:20 I had no idea David Hasselhoff fought during the new sith wars
He's just hassling Hoth.
You didn't mention the Horrific Battle of "Johnsons Disaster" During the Disney Franchise Wars.
A Galaxy divided against itself. Friend pitted against Friend. Families torn apart. A battle where our greatest Heroes are crushed under the Unrelenting Tyranny of the Emperor Walt and his Evil Apprentice Darth Ruin - Destroyer of millions of Childhoods. So Much Lost. So Much Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth! *_Let its accursed name not be spoken! Lest it be Woe! Woe! And thrice Woe!_*
MrBiggrim can i kill Rian Johnson with a fatman?
You mean Darth Kennedy and her apprentice Darth Ruin
@@XxOrangesoda2610xX Ah, yes. Of course. My bad. Darth Walt was the one who established the Disney Lords.
Darth KenSheDie? starts by corrupting JarJar Abrams, whilst keeping Darth Ruin secretly in the wings. only for JJ.A to turn and become Darth JarJar, and taking his place at his Mistresses side. With DR cut down by Obi - FAN - Kenobi he sidles off, plotting revenge. Tapping into his Bitterness and Hate for Obi - FAN - Kenobi to give him strength to return in the Future.
Expect Lucas Skywalker to turn up at some time to confront now Empress KenSheDie and try to turn DJJ.
this does not end well for Fans who are either on the Disneystar or assaulting Mouseketeers with sticks. It all Ends with big Funeral Pyre of Kodak Film reels and rotten party. Ghosts of stories past have already faded away from apathy. The bad news for Lucas Skywalker is that he has three sisters with which to do something Incestuous .with
@@jordanpowell2242 Only if Dropped from a very great Height.
Ah, death threats. Great to see that fans are still childish enough to talk about how they’re gonna violently murder each other instead of trying to give constructive criticism.
Please make a video on 10 flaws of the AAT CIS tank
Where is Mr. Spock ?_by lemongrass hope you enjoy
Hahahahahaha
@@siegel947 he did.
@@Jacaerys1 not when this video came out
Nice job on this video) Wish you were talking about Expanded Universe more often
Hello
That dig at Zucc was amazing lol
Earth is actually a cube
ah the minecraft theory an interesting school of thought
@@GenerationTech dodechahedron, not anything else
So Earth is Htrae? Now where's BIZZARO?? 😅
No it's a Dorito
If Minecraft is infinite how come the sun and moon can go around it?
The Ruusan Reformations also was when the Jedi were no longer allowed to have families.
Y'all should do a video on the different planetary military forces, like the naboo military or the mon calamari, etc. It would be interesting to know who had the best planetary defenses that weren't apart of the core worlds
I like this but I had a hard time figuring out the timeline for the battles. It would have helped to see some sort of timeline. Thank you for all of your excellent work!
These battles are awesome. Great video
"You are generation tech" this sentence gives me chill! 🤗
The Rakatan empire seems like its star wars’s equivalent to the mongol empire:
Both are big, ancient empires that came to power through sheer force and brutality
Well the force and brutality part is right, but the ancientness is not. The Mongol Empire isn't exactly ancient as such. Quite recent, actually. Try, ancient Egyptians, Hittites or ancient Chinese, for a better comparison. Medieval era Mongols are old and long ago but not ancient. Just quite old. Even the Roman Empire was relatively young, having been preceded by many other Empires, from around the world. The Rakatan are more similar to the aforementioned, but also could be compared to the ancient Greeks to some extent; building wonders ahead of their time but then becoming a footnote in some else's history for the most part)
ThePalaeontologist si they would be like akkadians, Sumerians, thing like that.
The Tigre and Euphrate region was only united through sheer brutality after all.
@@ThePalaeontologist according to archeological and linguistic investigation , the most ancient Chinese tribes/kingdoms was very eager to conquer land that lie outside their small holdings around the yellow river, the land now most people consider China was one of the ancient world's most culturally diverse regions, and home to lots of dead civilizations, whose culture was completely destroyed by ancient China, only some of their language lived in remote parts of mainland China. so empires built from sheer brutality and force? the Chinese empires certainly fit that role better then we think
You got me on the first half ngl
2 parts Mount Gay rum 3 parts lime juice and top it with ice. I call it the Battle of Yavin, few actual drinks but an effective guaranteed to blow you away
Okay it might be the weed but I think you want to just blown my mind the concept that humans have been fighting amongst each other as a way to practice for the day where we all have to reunite and band together to fight something extra terrestrial... Hits blunt...
I just wanna say that I really enjoyed this video nice job
*Hello there*
GENERAL KENOBI!
SEVERAL CANOLI!
General Kenobi...
We know u rather use Earth based firearms in the Star Wars galaxy during the Galactic Republic era before or during 22 BBY, but what kinds of firearms you think will be practical, tactical and reliable when dealing with Jedi, Judicial Forces and Clone troopers?
If I were you, I will bring 6 deadly firearms with me. They are: Heckler & Koch Mark 23 45ACP pistol, KRISS VECTOR 45ACP Submachine Gun GEN II model, FN SCAR H CQC (Close Quarters Combat) Battle rifle, Mk 13 Mod 0 Grenade Launcher and Barrett M107A150BMG anti material sniper rifle CQB model.
Good luck finding ammunition for those weapons. You wouldn't be able to afford them if you could.
Large heavy hitting and rapid fire. Weapons. Like Full auto rifles, smgs, belt fed weapons and even and perhaps especially surprisingly shotguns all are theorized to not only be effective but ALSO still exist in some form in the SW universe
I would love a video about how the lower levels of corasaunt gangs dealt with the yusang-Vang.
This is how I know Earth is round... You can't see Mount Everest... OR MAYBE THERE'S A MYSTERIOUS FOG!!!
Your graphics card isn't strong enough for your rendering distance to see mtn everest
Try setting render distance to 64 blocks you should be able to see it.
I'm actually mostly interested in the artwork on the thumbnail.
I always wonder if the Battle of Yavin 4 was not supposed to be a callback to the Battle of Route Colonial Quatre (RC4). Although it was not an air battle, as Yavin 4 was a space engagement, RC4 was pitting one of the great colonial powers, France, against the resistance movement known as the Viet Minh. And, the reaction after the Viet Minh's victory at RC4 was overwhelming. First, the French were psychologically and politically crippled, as support for the war reached its first major low. Secondly, the engagement proved that the French could be beaten in a pitched set-piece battle by the Viet Minh. Finally, the Viet Minh launched the Red River Campaign afterwards, which overstretched their logistical capabilities but did not result in their destruction, just like the Rebel Alliance's movements towards the Inner Rim.
yavin 4 was based on a Canadian bombing run on a nazi dam during the second world war. the trench run segment is almost a direct lift from a old black and white movie about the raid.
@2:20
I agree, shooting first is quite the cunning strategy.
Generation Tech: "The Great Schism"
Me, a Halo Fan: "Ay! I've seen this one before it's a classic."
I love your two minutes intro :D
I want to know more about life on Coruscant during the fall of the Empire. Basically after the Battle of Endor. I know that civil war started there and that it became so severe that the planet was ruined so badly that they had to move the capital to Hosnian Prime. I know Mas Amedda was trapped there. But I want more stories about the battles that took place there.
Love your guys' vids! Intelligent Star Wars content is my spice!(I kicked my death stick habit) The force knows we aren't getting smart content from Disney lately!
Alan is my favorite from Generation Tech
Also when will we see other species speculation videos about Twileks, Togrutas, etc?! Please explain them which is Canon which is Legends.
Dude!!!!!! Awesome "they live" reference
I just realized that every time Tom cruise respawns he is going back to a checkpoint
Could you please compare the first order and Banished from halo wars 2?
They got me with the heroic charges
Practice wars? I love it!
Some real stuff in the beginning of this video 👍
I hope the Droid Gotra becomes a genuine threat the driods if used right could even out match force users like the IG_100 magna guard
im so proud of you all,the universe has blessed me with your hearts,death before dishonour
You guys gonna do the earth vs galactic republic video anytime soon
GEN TECH IS A SITH LORD
As soon as the Tom Cruise cameo/reference/clip was made, I deemed this video worth giving a like
Swirling concentrated storm of pure unhappiness and evil...... Kaan: Sounds like solution to all of our problems.....
I thought the last one was ye rakata cause I could see the star forge and the temple in the background
Nonstop dry humor comedy in this one, love it.
The earth is actually a Death star painted blue, which is actually a flat disc as well, and everyone are holograms!
Rip stan lee
What about the Battle of Malachor V?
Have never conquered courscant huh if I recall the sith held the world and kept it only giving it back do to the treaty
Great video, yet we Terrans have been killing each other and no longer term peace for more than 4000 years! Although not as big as some Star Wars battles, ours are more bloody, right?
Don't know.Maybe
Over one million people died on the death star. And a lot more than that on aldaraan, though i dont know if you could call that a battle.
True humanity has drowned itself in blood for thousands of years
Also valenthyne farfalla did not engage with the Enemy Fleet. Darth Bane allowed them onto the surface.
you are fricken fantastic Alan I like your videos they are great
Please make a Canaan only version
In flat earth theory what is the explanation for being in a becalmed sea on a clear day and seeing a ship half up on the horizon as it comes towards you usually you only see the mast.
Dolphins
Generation Tech hahahah!
I used to work on ships, I’ve seen it with my own eyes I can’t think of another explanation for it.
PiCABLESKY that’s gotta be it!
Dolphinsare evil
@BeverlyZoe Flaucher shuhhh! Quite! ZOG is watching!
So, are you talking about "Canon" or "Legends"? You mention the battle of Jakku, and then go on to the Battle of Corscucant. I thought you were going to discuss the Clone Wars battle, but instead you go to the Yuzung Vong war (which I don't mind) Perhaps there should be two videos-one for Canon and one for Legends
Did anyone else notice that Admiral Radus' ship came out of hyperspace BACKWARDS?
Watch the next scene when it show the ship fly towards the Star Destroyers. The lower spire is at the front.
Caught me off guard with that flat Earth stuff
It’s a joke
@@fulcrum7455 I'm well aware
Do you edit with WeVideo
Earth isn flat...its a Minecraft Cube lol
Didn’t a quest in swtor say that the Rakatans found the hyperspace tech?
If you have not read Darth Bane then I recommend that you do. In the book the sith are not trapped in the cave system they choose to go down there to lure the Jedi into a trap. Which is a trap created by Darth Bane. It also talks about the division in the Jedi. Great book go read it.
INSTANT LIKE FOR LEHON
Man the new republic sure could've used the empire when the usang von attacked
Lord Gonk droid will be very pleased.
"I love democracy" has got to be the most sarcastic line in the history of film
What about the Batte of Taris?
3:54
“Lord Cunt” XD
what about the first and second battles of odessin
Sad to finally discover what happened to Coruscant 😔
7:32 I am sorry, but I can't help but think of the Tyranids. Giant alien organic ships floating through space.
Video starts at 0:00
What about the Battle of Endor?
For anyone who is lost. This is legends....
*jUsT lIkE rOuNd EaRtH*
Star Wars people:What could have brought a species to the point where they turn into dinosaurs
internet: have you met barney
Hi
I hope there is a movie for the Yuuzhan Vong! 😇
Those movies have to be rated R bro ! It just has to be. It would bring so many non-star wars fans into the fandom, and boost our numbers for Legend continuity ! And the whole wanting it to be R is not because I'm a horror movie fanatic, no, it's just that the Yuuzhan Vong War is disturbing, gory, and dark. Plus trillions die to a pain worshiping race 😨
No Malachor V? :(
Video starts at 2:10
What about the battle of Malicore V
THE END IS NEAR AHHH
Isnt he mixing up timelines right now? He mentioned the battle of Jakku, which is Canon, but also the Yuzzhan Vong, which is Legends.
I have an ideal it's a versus episode a sith empire harrower class Star destroyer versus and ISD or ISD 2
I was hoping the mandolorian wars would make into this
Earth is round fools
Then why don’t people on the sides fall off
@@GenerationTech bc its gravity boi read da awesome bible =3
@@GenerationTech anywho thx for the vid i enjoyed it wish there was others tho on the list
It's E X T R A T H I C C
So are CD's!
What about battle of Malacor V
So by the time of the Last Jedi, Courascant was a bunch of green monsters?
bro, the thought bomb only affected people who are strong in the force. That's how Tom cat was able to survive... until his cousin got him killed in Caleb's Shack.
Cool!
>*ThOt BoMb*
The most important thing the space race gave us was Shepard's Prayer "Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up" said when he was about to launch.
(Alan Shepherd the first American in space. )
Starts at: 2:05
Cis tank please
You forgot about the Mandalorian war that set Revan on his course towards the dark side
Comment No. 450. My favourite battle in star wars was the battle of Alderaan.
Hello. I got a video idea (If you read this). Halo vs the Galactic Empire.
I love you Allen