10 Worst Ways to Die in Star Wars

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  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader 6 років тому +1668

    Youngling: “when I grow up...”
    Anakin: “we don’t do that here”

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  6 років тому +153

      Keep em coming lol

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 5 років тому +52

      Palpatine: how many younglings did u kill
      Vader: YES

    • @randomplaces597
      @randomplaces597 5 років тому +45

      And yet they lived longer than unvaccinated children.

    • @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996
      @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996 5 років тому +25

      Younglings: exist
      Anakin: this is where the fun begins

    • @martinwakefield8138
      @martinwakefield8138 4 роки тому +6

      @@randomplaces597 that was exactly what I was thinking when I watched this

  • @thelonerider5644
    @thelonerider5644 5 років тому +247

    I think getting mauled by an angry wookie would be pretty unpleasant...

    • @smokestack3327
      @smokestack3327 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 4 роки тому +1

      TheLoneRideR better than becoming a host of Abeloth

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 роки тому +1

      never seen on screen tho
      (I think)

    • @nicoledreamcr4666
      @nicoledreamcr4666 3 роки тому

      *Happy Lowbacca noises*

    • @bradevans7935
      @bradevans7935 2 роки тому

      @@maestrofeli4259 It's happened 2 times, 3 if you count a deleted scene - just not in a final cut of any of the main 'Skywalker Saga' films. Once (offscreen) in 'Solo' (Chewie is seen grappling with someone in a fight, cut away for a moment, then is holding an arm in each hand), once in a deleted scene from 'The Force Awakens' (Chewie rips off Unkar Plutt's arm), and once in an episode of 'The Book of Boba Fett' (Black Krrsantan does it to a Trandoshan). Not really my inner geek showing - I looked it up.

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 6 років тому +1965

    Anikin-murders room filled with children
    Luke- “there is good in you, I know it”
    Ben- is an edgy Emo kid
    Luke- well time for you to die

    • @Hanashibi
      @Hanashibi 6 років тому +62

      You did miss some subtlety, he was tempted by the Darkside, but would have never gone through. He went there, had his saber, but stopped. Then Kylo woke up to find him standing there, saber in hand, and hell broke loose. A LOT of the duality of that scene was two different points of view for the same event. Kylo trying to survive a perceived attack, and Luke living with the regret of even entering the room in that state.
      The story very much is about sad old men and regret. Han's Midlife Crisis and family drama, and Luke making one mistake that ruined his entire future.

    • @bestplanet8440
      @bestplanet8440 5 років тому +26

      @Krok Krok What luke did makes sense. When Luke redeemed Darth Vader, he didn't have that much training in the Jedi way and he was clearly questioning the teachings of the Jedi. This helped him see Vader different; he didn't believe that those who turned to the dark side were irredeemable, unlike Obi-wan or Yoda. However, as he trained to become more like the old Jedi, his beliefs became more like theirs as well. This is why he contemplated killing Kylo. Rey is like the old Luke--she sees the good in Kylo. She is the "new hope" of this movie. Even Yoda realizes that the old Jedi ways were hypocritical and that they need to change. That's why he burned those old books. Everything makes sense.

    • @matthmataz9897
      @matthmataz9897 5 років тому +9

      Chill guys, it’s just a joke

    • @HalfDecentTrashCollection2001
      @HalfDecentTrashCollection2001 5 років тому +11

      Best Planet how about simply write Luke as being consistent rather than rely on a more convoluted explanation like that?

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +4

      e g g y

  • @patkonytestver
    @patkonytestver 4 роки тому +300

    worst way to die in Star Wars: Sand
    Chage my mind

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +12

      Fuzzy I mean, are you wrong, wait, yes, death by Jar Jar

    • @owaisdakin2486
      @owaisdakin2486 4 роки тому +2

      You are the chosen one

    • @orphanscream2118
      @orphanscream2118 4 роки тому +5

      It’s coarse, it’s rough, and gets everywhere

    • @kingghidorah102
      @kingghidorah102 4 роки тому +4

      Hey! How abot died in twin pod cloud car?

    • @purplegg9185
      @purplegg9185 4 роки тому +1

      Getting ur whole body ripped apart by a Wookiee lol

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 6 років тому +465

    Admiral Ackbar: “Tell me about a heroic death”
    Ryan Johnson: “Not you”
    Admiral Ackbar: “I don’t get it”
    Ryan Johnson: “I know you don’t. 😏”

    • @sillygoose4460
      @sillygoose4460 6 років тому +4

      .....

    • @NiraSader
      @NiraSader 6 років тому +48

      Ackbar: “can I get uuuhhh screen time?”
      Rian: “Screen time machine broke”
      Ackbar: “Understandable, have...”
      *dies offscreen*

    • @NiraSader
      @NiraSader 6 років тому +6

      Liek if you cri everytim

    • @fasphd3321
      @fasphd3321 6 років тому +6

      No
      What do you call a heroic death?
      I don't get it
      I know 😎

    • @Serph..
      @Serph.. 6 років тому +4

      IOS Gaming HQ:”tell me a original comment”
      Me:”not you”
      IOS Gaming HQ:”I don’t get it”
      Me:”I know you don’t”

  • @emilieabeyta8747
    @emilieabeyta8747 5 років тому +136

    Star Wars is a story about how the skywalker family ruined the entire galaxy

    • @Cheshireowl
      @Cheshireowl 3 роки тому

      Nope

    • @NoreoeroN
      @NoreoeroN 3 роки тому

      @@Cheshireowl vice versa general

    • @swathigummadi9338
      @swathigummadi9338 3 роки тому +1

      And fixed it
      Nvm they didn’t fix slavery

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 3 роки тому +4

      The Skywalkers did destroy the galaxy, then promptly let it die again so bad a Palpatine of all things had to fix it all by herself according to Disney Canon. So yeah.

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 6 років тому +709

    Be careful not to "Choke" on your aspirations, director...

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 6 років тому +242

    *#1: Death by Jar Jar*

    • @SadAndVengeful
      @SadAndVengeful 6 років тому +2

      *Abrams*

    • @eh2587
      @eh2587 5 років тому +13

      Fun fact:Jar Jar Blinks has 44 kills in star wars

    • @elasticity150
      @elasticity150 4 роки тому +6

      Mr. Llama I think you mean 44 million

    • @horsecock5428
      @horsecock5428 4 роки тому +4

      @Sovi the Disastrous oH yOosA goNna dIE bY My cOmIc ReLiEf

    • @someguy5926
      @someguy5926 4 роки тому +2

      Sovi the Disastrous HES PROBABLY A
      SITH LORD

  • @anthonyguarino3025
    @anthonyguarino3025 6 років тому +524

    "The point I'm trying to make here..is that making prosthetic limbs, is probably the safest job in the Star Wars Galaxy...."
    Lol

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 років тому +20

      As long as Jedi and Sith are around, for sure.

    • @jordanpowell2242
      @jordanpowell2242 6 років тому +12

      Anthony Guarino then the walking black cheap tubware robot chokes u for failing to get his arm right for the 30th time this year

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 4 роки тому +1

      And richer than any of the assholes on Canto Bight!

    • @dgriffen1
      @dgriffen1 4 роки тому

      unless you did that work on either Death Star or Starkiller base...

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому

      Damien Griffen Yea, when you think about it, Jedi are extremely, just, evil, when you think about it, like, they abduct children, and kill perhaps a couple millions of people on the death star 1, 2, and three, ohhhhh wait I mean star killer base

  • @Adamgarv
    @Adamgarv 3 роки тому +18

    Man lighstabers fights will never get old.
    neither will the younglings

  • @thoughtfulinsanity3050
    @thoughtfulinsanity3050 6 років тому +2460

    It's almost like star wars is about war or something.

  • @hunterplayz_xd1092
    @hunterplayz_xd1092 6 років тому +62

    2:27
    "uncle anakin is going to put them to nap time, forever"

  • @theupperroom1
    @theupperroom1 6 років тому +382

    “Nap time forever” looool

  • @Tian2zi4huang2di4
    @Tian2zi4huang2di4 4 роки тому +16

    "Whether or not Boba Fett survived or not is debatable"
    The Mandalorian - Not anymore...

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 6 років тому +155

    Every time I see the scene of General Grievous being killed, it always makes me wonder why his internal organs were not completely enclosed. Why are they even a little bit visible? It just seems like a stupid and avoidable vulnerability. It's kind of like a glowing critical weak spot on a video game boss.

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  6 років тому +47

      Cyborgs are always poorly designed on Star wars

    • @UncleMikeDrop
      @UncleMikeDrop 6 років тому +23

      @@GenerationTech I get that, but it doesn't take an expert engineer to add a few more plates of armor to a torso casing. If anything, the only organic component of General Grievous should be the unaltered portions of his brain. He isn't force sensitive so living tissue doesn't really make a difference e.

    • @UncleMikeDrop
      @UncleMikeDrop 6 років тому +12

      @Drake Turcotte his helmet was originally meant to be an open faced kabuto worn by Toshiro Mifune. Vader was also designed poorly on purpose to never surpass my boy Shiiv. That makes sense in universe.

    • @nigwardtheholyspirit5155
      @nigwardtheholyspirit5155 6 років тому +5

      Mike Vasquez Vaders suit was meant to be poorly designed

    • @phoenixx913
      @phoenixx913 6 років тому +7

      It hasn't wouldn't have mattered if they were fully enclosed or not, seeing how blaster bolts melt straight through durasteel.

  • @equaius893
    @equaius893 4 роки тому +13

    Anakin walks into the room where the younglings are hiding, a dark look in his eyes.
    "Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?" one of them asked.
    Anakin ignites his lightsaber and smiles. "Fight off the clones and defeat the Sith, of course." He turns away and runs into battle, followed by a mob of excited younglings ready to get some in-field experience.

    • @dustinbrandel59
      @dustinbrandel59 2 роки тому +3

      Sounds like an episode of hishe.

    • @DeutschlandBall-lt4ch
      @DeutschlandBall-lt4ch Рік тому

      how do we know that didn't happen? how do we know the records were not changed by yoda?

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 6 років тому +1883

    Luke had it the worst; death by Rian Johnson

  • @joshknechtel5104
    @joshknechtel5104 6 років тому +24

    10:34 | most heart-stopping jumpscare of my life

  • @Sandblazter
    @Sandblazter 6 років тому +226

    My enemies scream in agony in Battlefront 2 when I push them off the map

  • @eewag1
    @eewag1 4 роки тому +9

    When you said “uncle Anakin will put them to nap time forever” I laughed so loud

  • @My-nl6sg
    @My-nl6sg 6 років тому +178

    **the moment you realize that your favorite movie franchise contains the most gruesome deaths/mass-murders/massacres in any movie ever filmed combined**

    • @phoenixx913
      @phoenixx913 6 років тому +11

      And if you included the EU stuff then it also has some of the most horrifying stuff in any franchise short of warhammer 40k.
      Like seriously there are space vampires that suck out your brains through your ears, nose or mouth, alien goo that invades your body via, mouth, nose and ears and then erases you from existences and uses your body as a shell and diseases that basically melt you from the inside out. That's not even the worst stuff.
      There's even a scene in the EU I think it is where Vader slaughters an entire hospital full of women, children, crippled, sick and quadriplegics(people with no arms and legs) for no other reason then that they won't bow to the emperor.
      Or other times when star destroyer commanders wiped out entire planets, killing all life on them just for laughs.

    • @My-nl6sg
      @My-nl6sg 6 років тому +10

      @@phoenixx913 Heck it won't surprise me if we have a Star Wars horror movie sorta stuff

    • @rjonboy7608
      @rjonboy7608 5 років тому +4

      Well, the Death Star did blow up an entire planet full of people just to get one of its inhabitants to spill the beans. And meant to splat many more.

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 5 років тому +1

      RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 5 років тому +1

      Japan: hold my sake

  • @kdeez8751
    @kdeez8751 4 роки тому +22

    9:03 I'd say Generally a grievous way to go...

  • @NoCluYT
    @NoCluYT 6 років тому +122

    #1 get killed for no reason by disney

    • @urban4957
      @urban4957 5 років тому +8

      **Sad Admiral Ackbar noises**

    • @GamingSpiral
      @GamingSpiral 5 років тому

      UrbanGamer wait how’d Admiral Ackbar die I honestly forget cause me stupid

    • @letwen
      @letwen 5 років тому

      Luke, Han and Kylo were the only good characters left and the last reason people watched sequels. And somehow they are the only main characters that died. Disney really dug their own grave.

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 роки тому

      @@letwen eh... Kylo was an Anakin rip off. Edgy emo kid going to the dark side and falling in love with fellow main character. Mass murdering psychopath who gets redeemed and died afterwards because, frankly, there is nobody else in the galaxy who would accept them back into society even if they are "redeemed"

    • @marcuspoosz2190
      @marcuspoosz2190 2 роки тому

      @@letwen Kylo was never a good character.

  • @lovetrolling4720
    @lovetrolling4720 5 років тому +11

    2:41 lets keep playing this moment over and over 😂😂😂

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 6 років тому +461

    Number 1: Letting Rian Johnson direct you

  • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
    @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 5 років тому +4

    Alan: “Alright friends, welcome back…”
    Autocaptions: “I’M FRENCH.”

  • @Sendit359
    @Sendit359 6 років тому +46

    I'd say getting retconned into being dead after having been alive for 35 years in the EU is the worst way to die. RIP Hobbie Klivian.

  • @dirtytreerat14
    @dirtytreerat14 4 роки тому +1

    2 things that never get old
    1: Darth Vader’s Noooooo
    2: younglings.

  • @topramen3795
    @topramen3795 6 років тому +5

    I like this channel, Allen isn’t afraid to show his face, he isn’t a weird person that stays in his room all day. He’s active, healthy, accurate, knows how to put jokes where they belong. I’m new and impressed with this channel. Most Star Wars channels are....too nerdy. Allen however embraces the outdoors. Keep up the good work

  • @liiam2200
    @liiam2200 4 роки тому +2

    Apparently Hutts don't do anything to assist in killing people, though they are just about bullet proof to any blaster pistol, have the strength of a goddamn rhino, and can move pretty damn fast compared to their size, which all of those traits is the reason they rose up to power, they used to be a bunch of big blobs going to war conquering planets at a time.

  • @tyson-cz2je
    @tyson-cz2je 6 років тому +306

    What happened to getting eaten by evil miniature Teddy Bear killing machines?
    Edit: What!? I haven't gotten this many likes since Anakin claimed that he loves sand, oh wait...

  • @Stery0typical
    @Stery0typical 5 років тому +4

    I lost it when you said; “imagine getting your face melted by evil.”

  • @albinolofsson7799
    @albinolofsson7799 6 років тому +283

    Let’s be honest.
    star wars is not realy a story for kids if you take a good look at it.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 років тому +27

      I mean, it's still about magic space wizards...so....yeah. Not really a concept that can be marketed towards adults, but the graphic violence displayed in the movies aren't exactly the most appropriate for kids, which leaves it in a sort of odd spot. Then again, I suppose as long as there's no explicit sexual things in it, parents won't mind their child witnessing mass murder of similarly aged children.

    • @albinolofsson7799
      @albinolofsson7799 6 років тому +14

      ShadeSlayer1911 true. My parents alowed me to watch when I was a kid.
      Then again star wars does have violence and even torture.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 років тому +15

      @@albinolofsson7799 Phantom Menace was something my elementary school teachers would throw on if there was nothing to do for the day. Darth Maul getting sliced in half, and all.

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 6 років тому +1

      @@ShadeSlayer1911 It cant? Are you sure??? Look at the fanbase

    • @juhomakia5126
      @juhomakia5126 6 років тому +6

      @N-word Surfer yes 2 people yes. oh wait only in episode 3, over 200 people were killed and many of them were under 10 year old kids. in episode 2, 60 people were killed (not counting droids or clones) and in episode 1, about 50 people were killed. then in original trilogy way over 1 000 000 000 people were killed only in movies (stormtroopers aren't clones but actual people) in episode 7-8 at least 500 000 000 people were killed. Then there is star wars books and tv-series and there's so many people who have died its impossible to even count. People have counted that only Darth Vader has killed over 1000 people

  • @alexianodemaodici3977
    @alexianodemaodici3977 3 роки тому +4

    Gives Palpatine a hand, literally, this made my day

  • @mr.turtle4394
    @mr.turtle4394 6 років тому +23

    Worst way to die is when Generation Tech makes a videos without Allen

  • @apuffofpink8484
    @apuffofpink8484 6 років тому +1

    And this is why I’m a stormtrooper. We always die quickly and painlessly. Wait, what’s that dog thin- *Insert Wilhelm scream here*

  • @franskamstra2728
    @franskamstra2728 6 років тому +23

    You forgot Luke in the choking bit. In Jabba's palace he choked 2 gamorean guards

  • @snyper5150
    @snyper5150 5 років тому +2

    4:31 - (Harvey the Hutt!?! I almost missed that!!!)I just KNEW you were referring to Luke and Jabba’s Palace. But when you reminded me of Leia’s over looked kill, o was completely off guard. Than to top it off with the Weinstein reference that fit like a Black Skywalker glove. (Anakin or Luke)

  • @Deadly_Nightkid
    @Deadly_Nightkid 6 років тому +52

    Being Nien Numb in SW is safe ;)

  • @mookankandiah3975
    @mookankandiah3975 4 роки тому +2

    Disney in 2040: younglings, a star wars story

  • @JB-ym4up
    @JB-ym4up 6 років тому +21

    Last time I was watching a generation tech video where he talked about kidnapping children into the Jedi order and murdering younglings UA-cam dropped a advert for mr Rodger's neighborhood.

  • @arctrooper6386
    @arctrooper6386 4 роки тому +2

    Main character: *exists*
    Ryan Johnson: *shows coffin*
    get in

  • @icheckered
    @icheckered 6 років тому +200

    Please make a video on 10 flaws of the AAT CIS tank

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay 6 років тому +24

    1:25 This is so true everybody dies case every villain and jedi. Well Luke u may say he's now dead and Leia probably will die in the next movie then Chewbacca (hopefully not)

  • @Richmond117
    @Richmond117 6 років тому

    You have some of the coolest videos on UA-cam. So good and bad ass.

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 6 років тому +35

    You forgot abour Star Wars' version of vampires

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 6 років тому +2

      I think in legends there is a species that are the Star Wars equivalent of Vampires, I don't know what they are called because I only saw a video that talked about them, But Darth Nihlus comes close because he drains whole planets just because he's hungry.

    • @baschdiro8565
      @baschdiro8565 5 років тому

      @@EchthelionII They are called Anzati.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +1

      @@baschdiro8565 Yep, thanks for reminding me.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 5 років тому

      the snot vampires, i think is their nickname

  • @geekdude1
    @geekdude1 4 роки тому +1

    disruptors really need to be on this list. there's a reason even the empire banned them in lore

  • @wortilus7643
    @wortilus7643 6 років тому +30

    I have one
    Space
    (Also I always comment before videos)

  • @gamingyoda1274
    @gamingyoda1274 6 років тому +15

    9:27 'bravely admiral akbars' lmao that made me laugh so hard if u understand the meaning

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 4 роки тому

      Gaming Yoda He also mentioned guerrillas launching surprise attacks on stormtroopers and shouting “Admiral Ackbar!” in another video.

    • @ertugrulbey786
      @ertugrulbey786 4 роки тому

      Can u explain?

  • @littlegreenman5919
    @littlegreenman5919 6 років тому +39

    Worst way to die is to read EVERY SINGLE toxic Star Wars comment ever and keep your sanity.

  • @gargillaape5292
    @gargillaape5292 5 років тому +10

    The way I see it no side was good or evil, they were both fighting for what they believed in, the rebels wanted freedom, whereas the empire wanted stability

  • @rogermurph101
    @rogermurph101 5 років тому +3

    1) I always assumed the blue light when Sidious goes into the reactor was the release of his dark side energy.
    2) Where the hell did Jango’s head go? Shouldn’t it have fallen out when Boba picked up the helmet?
    3) I’d imagine what happens to Grievous when Obi-Wan shoots him is what goes on inside the body when someone gets shot center mass. And what happens underneath Imperial armor when it is successfully penetrated.

    • @kardona_3
      @kardona_3 Рік тому

      Just a tiny bit late, but Jango’s head flew out of his helmet when Mace Windu decapitated him. It’s only there for a few frames.

    • @KyloStimpy
      @KyloStimpy Рік тому

      @@kardona_3 yep, in this video, at about 7:30, if you slow it wayy down, you can see 2 shadows, only one is the helmet

  • @chernobylcoleslaw6113
    @chernobylcoleslaw6113 4 роки тому

    I find it quite hilarious that Gen Tech is talking about tragedy in the beginning of the video, yet we have this upbeat workout music in the background.

  • @pancholopez8829
    @pancholopez8829 6 років тому +6

    9:29
    "...Bravely Admiral Ackbar into the bridge..."
    Haha!

  • @kentgearner
    @kentgearner 5 років тому +1

    I laughed so hard at the "Product of Incest" line! Didn't see it coming.

  • @jonahbreen8512
    @jonahbreen8512 6 років тому +78

    AKA the ten ways all dolphins should die

  • @spittyboii
    @spittyboii 6 років тому +1

    The most heart breaking moment in star wars is the younglings reaction to Anakin igniting his lightsaber, I actually almost cried, how can you kill something so cute

  • @matthman0107
    @matthman0107 5 років тому +4

    "What the hell, Jabba?" - Generation Tech 2018

    • @dansweet2499
      @dansweet2499 5 років тому

      I know his was a bit humiliating a powerful hutt being strangled by a beautiful princess in a bikini

  • @other-terrestriallifeform1851
    @other-terrestriallifeform1851 5 років тому

    Allen,your work is top notch!!!!

  • @CYSA2122
    @CYSA2122 5 років тому +4

    9:27 "Admiral Akbars into the bridge"

  • @1forest120
    @1forest120 5 років тому

    You're quick one minute evaluation of star wars in the beginning made me piss myself at work hahaha

  • @sondjuchiha975
    @sondjuchiha975 5 років тому +6

    was tarkin CGI?
    edit: 6:49 galactic Michael Jackson lmao

  • @BJETNT
    @BJETNT 6 років тому

    I forgot how funny you videos are! As ALWAYS very good sir. Thanks again.

  • @owenmarrett3115
    @owenmarrett3115 6 років тому +5

    had the video on full screen, I panicked when that windows error message briefly popped up.

  • @caseypitt1296
    @caseypitt1296 6 років тому +2

    I think the worst death would be that clone that punched a droid.

  • @breadsauce8829
    @breadsauce8829 6 років тому +8

    Rest IN peice Stan Lee, creator of my childhood and many others.

  • @theheartlessknight2426
    @theheartlessknight2426 6 років тому

    Hey, seriously, thank you, Man. Thank you for not hanging Bobba Fett fans out to dry completely with that business in The Dune Sea. Really, I appreciate it. Thanks for the excellent videos!

  • @julesaliance
    @julesaliance 6 років тому +10

    one trillon of dead of hosnian system and the worst death i rememerered in star wars was death by vong parasites

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 4 роки тому

      julesaliance which is likely only slightly better than dying by the rakghoul plague or by becoming a host to Abeloth

  • @charlescowan6121
    @charlescowan6121 5 років тому +2

    Thanks, I enjoyed the hell outta that. I never understood how Vader was redeemed or how Ben could ever be redeemed. Both are complicit to the deaths of billions. Star Wars also never discussed the consequences of destroying large celestial bodies. Wouldn't the sudden change in gravity cause all kinds of hell?

  • @Im-the-greatest
    @Im-the-greatest 6 років тому +5

    Bro there was like 10 zingers in this one

  • @therandomradonium1629
    @therandomradonium1629 5 років тому +1

    A nap that will never end
    Nice one Allen

  • @DylvilleHD
    @DylvilleHD 5 років тому +3

    0:48
    Well in alabama
    Incest is best

  • @sanane08
    @sanane08 5 років тому +1

    I love the kylo ren/adam driver hate in this video!

  • @rynoix5259
    @rynoix5259 6 років тому +11

    Allen, where are you filming yourself.

    • @commanderknight9314
      @commanderknight9314 6 років тому +3

      He is probably still i the studio where he normally films his videos but just put a greens screen up so he could make it look like he was outside.

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  6 років тому +5

      lol that seems like a lot of work right if you want to see where i am check out my instagram @axiefilms

  • @kcyt1393
    @kcyt1393 4 роки тому

    Obi wan is a terror, he chopped off 3 of Anakins limbs, Mauls lower body, Savages arm and countless others

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay 6 років тому +10

    1:23 I'd rather be a Jedi knight then leave the order to be a regular citizen

    • @duncanmcgee13
      @duncanmcgee13 6 років тому +1

      Your existence woukd still be known in the records and youd be hunted down

    • @PanzerBat
      @PanzerBat 6 років тому +2

      Didn't the jedi typically make you work on a farm and not let you reach knighthood? Then if you left, they took everything you owned and left you creditless or outright killed you.

    • @VacadoRay
      @VacadoRay 6 років тому +1

      @@PanzerBat didn't know all that well that ruins my plan.

    • @MrBiggrim
      @MrBiggrim 6 років тому +2

      Then your options are; Join the Inquisitorius when Vader catches up with you and then Die, or don't and Vader kills you anyway.

    • @VacadoRay
      @VacadoRay 6 років тому +1

      @@MrBiggrim damn it. Fine just a Jedi who's almost at knight then leave. Can this plan work

  • @RandomYT05_01
    @RandomYT05_01 5 років тому +1

    Lightning reflection from a lightsaber did kill Palpatine from the rise of skywalker. Ouch!

    • @ramensar
      @ramensar 5 років тому

      Imagine the flashbacks palpatine was having when that happened

  • @darthsilversith667
    @darthsilversith667 6 років тому +5

    Ground went sour Annie.. sometimes.. dead is bettar

  • @tennisgdzilla
    @tennisgdzilla 5 років тому

    Best description I've ever heard for all the decapitations in star wars

  • @TheSidequestyt
    @TheSidequestyt 5 років тому +6

    I wanna be a clone trooper
    Like if u agree

  • @papirus2podcirus
    @papirus2podcirus 5 років тому

    I would love for you to make a longer video about why Star Wars is great.
    First movie i was on in theather was a Phantom Menace with my dad when i was 4 years old. Till this day i didnt watch more than 20 movies in cinema. Its kind of a ritual, very special for me.
    I had nightmares with Darth Maul for couple years and now its my fav character.
    Greeting from Poland Alen :)

  • @joshua542
    @joshua542 6 років тому +5

    HARVEY THE HUTT!!!

  • @danielbyrne1298
    @danielbyrne1298 5 років тому +1

    Biggest tragedy was the attack on the wookies that everyone forgot about

  • @that1guy947
    @that1guy947 4 роки тому

    Who would of ever thought star WARS I repeat star WARS had to do anything with a huge war that is split into multiple mini wars

  • @irosour7590
    @irosour7590 5 років тому

    Leia, Landon, R2, and C3P0 haven't died yet, but R2 Doesn't Beep For like half of Force Awakens

  • @avvarhil
    @avvarhil 4 роки тому +1

    “Dying’s for losers” said the Jedi, discovering how to be force ghosts.

  • @themightywolf4179
    @themightywolf4179 4 роки тому

    "Uncle Anikin is gonna put them to nap time forever" lol I laughed so hard

  • @Chameleon1616
    @Chameleon1616 6 років тому +2

    The worst way to die? Without character development.

  • @ondamand512
    @ondamand512 5 років тому +1

    1.Cut in half
    2.Cut in half
    3.Cut in half
    4.Cut in half
    5.Cut in half
    6.Killed from vader
    7.Cut in half
    8.burned in lava
    9.Killed by random a girl from a desert
    10.Choking on your asperations

  • @knightsonofjack
    @knightsonofjack 5 років тому +1

    It's not cannibalism if it's a different species. It's just regular meat eating.

  • @onefansview9874
    @onefansview9874 4 роки тому

    “They would kick me out of their office... 100%.” Masterfully delivered.

  • @davinderc
    @davinderc 2 роки тому

    Luke gets inspired to cut off a Wampa's arm and then gets disciplined by his father who cuts off his arm... Man that was the best sequence of limb severing ever!

  • @sevach
    @sevach Рік тому

    For me the worst is when you are taking a dump and the giant space station you're on explodes.

  • @iamlsusam
    @iamlsusam 5 років тому +2

    The Sarlac pit is number one, being digested over 1,000 years

  • @DevinaHart
    @DevinaHart Рік тому +1

    2:15 - 2:41
    I'm certainly going to hell for laughing at this. 🥹

  • @matthewcrossland9989
    @matthewcrossland9989 3 роки тому +2

    Leia probably had the best life

  • @bryanemilius1606
    @bryanemilius1606 5 років тому +1

    By logic though, you’d probably die of cardiac arrest long before being digested

  • @metalmadsen
    @metalmadsen 4 роки тому

    Living in an underwater city with Jar Jar was probably no picknick either ...

  • @IvanVaz_09
    @IvanVaz_09 5 років тому +2

    Being chocked to death by baby Yoda

  • @mnsj411
    @mnsj411 4 роки тому

    The first one almost made me Scream. Man he was so YOUNG. I hope Anakin could have done that to Kit Fisto and Mace Windu. So scary