Turning Watermelon Into Meat

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing 4 роки тому +20078

    Lizards lose their tail when frightened. So all we need to do is go scare some Komodo dragons and the world will have an endless supply of death free meat!

    • @cherade99
      @cherade99 4 роки тому +1149

      But does Komodo dragon taste good? Are you willing to do the empirical experimentation for us all to know? Your audience awaits with baited breath.
      Also hope the heatwave isn't impacting your family too much, stay safe!

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 4 роки тому +150

      *y e s*

    • @firedoctor1
      @firedoctor1 4 роки тому +216

      you should make a machine to do this automatically

    • @noahhall4906
      @noahhall4906 4 роки тому +359

      Monitor lizards don’t actually lose their tails so ig we have to murder cows :/

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 4 роки тому +53

      @@noahhall4906 big oof

  • @GrapplingHookJones
    @GrapplingHookJones 4 роки тому +1619

    I like how Simone is immediately concerned when William brings up the number of legs her dog has

    • @raf42
      @raf42 4 роки тому +8

      @@jonahs92 Simone Giertz, she's amazing.

    • @Michael-rl7wx
      @Michael-rl7wx 4 роки тому +1

      @@jonahs92 Who's Jonah? Only joking mate, don't take it seriously. I know you kappa

    • @WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile
      @WhyDoesMyCodeNotCompile 4 роки тому +3

      1:54

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 роки тому

      Why am I subscribed to her?

  • @plumeria1985
    @plumeria1985 4 роки тому +2271

    Will: "So if meat comes from animals and they don't need all legs..."
    Simone: *Don't*

    • @fffdddaaa3089
      @fffdddaaa3089 4 роки тому +18

      I've thought of that once when I was a kid I was a weird kid xD

    • @melbiamil5144
      @melbiamil5144 4 роки тому +8

      @@fffdddaaa3089 or a genius

    • @L00PdeL00P
      @L00PdeL00P 4 роки тому +2

      Hey what’s your e6

    • @fffdddaaa3089
      @fffdddaaa3089 4 роки тому +6

      @@melbiamil5144 cant I be both?

    • @melbiamil5144
      @melbiamil5144 4 роки тому +1

      @@fffdddaaa3089 no

  • @AbeLincolns
    @AbeLincolns 4 роки тому +806

    This the most erotic William Osman video by far

    • @_________-__________-_______
      @_________-__________-_______ 3 роки тому +8

      ian is so cute

    • @zeddie4153
      @zeddie4153 3 роки тому

      ikr. Yes im a dude.

    • @sphinx2077
      @sphinx2077 3 роки тому

      @@_________-__________-_______ stop

    • @echorotation
      @echorotation 3 роки тому +8

      @@sphinx2077 Plenty of people are attracted to celebrities, hence the phrase celebrity crush. As long as it doesn't devolve into an unhealthy obsession or cyberstalking it's fine.

    • @sphinx2077
      @sphinx2077 3 роки тому +3

      @@echorotation why did you type up a whole paragraph

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev 4 роки тому +8776

    truly pushing the boundaries of science, thanks william very cool

    • @wetblanket
      @wetblanket 4 роки тому +57

      That’s pretty cool

    • @2027frfr
      @2027frfr 4 роки тому +78

      Dani only responds to verified you tubers

    • @MrCheese0240
      @MrCheese0240 4 роки тому +21

      Hey Dani I drink milk to you

    • @mustarddiver7281
      @mustarddiver7281 4 роки тому +10

      Milk

    • @azpz
      @azpz 4 роки тому +4

      Stop it

  • @Octoshark19
    @Octoshark19 4 роки тому +1274

    this is the strangest, yet most beautiful friendship ever. we are all blessed to witness these two in action

    • @liambhagan9239
      @liambhagan9239 4 роки тому +52

      they are those two friends that are too gay to be gay

    • @morkovija
      @morkovija 4 роки тому +7

      amen! Jesus would approve!

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi 4 роки тому +3

      Agree

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 4 роки тому +11

      @@liambhagan9239 To Ian's own admission he acts the gayest around his old friend Jordan (Radjor). He was in some of his older videos. Considering how gay he acts around Max (maxmoefoe), that's saying something

  • @TheBackyardScientist
    @TheBackyardScientist 4 роки тому +3252

    Burnt watermelon smells sooooo bad. I don't know how you did it.. Id rather eat one of I did a thing's Komodo dragon burgers.

    • @daydbaysinger4572
      @daydbaysinger4572 4 роки тому +7

      i love your videos

    • @kailoucleary6025
      @kailoucleary6025 4 роки тому +51

      lol, i love the way will's style brings so many cool youtubers into the same comment section/video.

    • @PanPenguins
      @PanPenguins 4 роки тому +1

      IKR, it's just not good.

    • @Coco-ke5db
      @Coco-ke5db 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @_Fraya
      @_Fraya 4 роки тому +5

      Watermelon has a smell?

  • @libbeee1406
    @libbeee1406 3 роки тому +477

    this was one of the first videos i saw when i found this channel and let me tell you i did spend all 17 minutes and two seconds wondering whether or not will and ian were life partners

  • @sajjadalikhan
    @sajjadalikhan 4 роки тому +769

    William: *asks Simone about her dog*
    Simone's face: *absolute terror*

    • @justine1569
      @justine1569 4 роки тому +2

      OMG 69 LIKES

    • @justine1569
      @justine1569 4 роки тому +8

      NOO

    • @fergalkidd91
      @fergalkidd91 4 роки тому

      Haha yes because that is what happened in the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 4 роки тому

      @@fergalkidd91 you have a bad attitude

  • @bobobeebo
    @bobobeebo 4 роки тому +544

    Will's content has moved from science to dark magic.

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus 4 роки тому +6844

    the idea of biting into a piece of bread and watermelon at the same time makes me physically cringe

    • @rhodso
      @rhodso 4 роки тому +85

      But would you eat it if they served it at Rainforest Cafe?

    • @GraemeGunn
      @GraemeGunn 4 роки тому +33

      I guess you've never heard of a grilled watermelon burger. It's ok to find out about things you didn't know about before and, you know, not say that it's "cringe".
      I'm really worried about the kids growing up today.
      Edit: It's also OK to not like a watermelon burger. That's fine too, but that's where it ends. It's not "cringey".

    • @jasperfk
      @jasperfk 4 роки тому +255

      @@GraemeGunn sounds like you didn’t watch the video boomer

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 роки тому +57

      @Graeme Gunn Cringe

    • @Devin-ul4ho
      @Devin-ul4ho 4 роки тому +6

      oh hey its you

  • @GoblinVolume
    @GoblinVolume 2 роки тому +111

    You two are the fruitiest looking straight men I’ve seen. I’m living for it

  • @colettelee-k2466
    @colettelee-k2466 4 роки тому +3410

    Always highly enjoy the "that one kid in class who can turn his eyelids inside out and won't stop showing everyone" energy this channel provides

  • @Cerrios
    @Cerrios 4 роки тому +4256

    The perfectly cut “are you gonna take the leg off-“ is what really got me

    • @d6u4
      @d6u4 4 роки тому +68

      I've rewatched that 10 seconds of this video about 100 times.

    • @coolman72891
      @coolman72891 4 роки тому +36

      Editor's the MVP here

    • @BasilRoosli
      @BasilRoosli 4 роки тому +8

      I rewound and rewatched it literally eight times because I couldn’t get over it

    • @internationalmemer69
      @internationalmemer69 3 роки тому +2

      Of what tho of what

    • @Dr._Bacco
      @Dr._Bacco 3 роки тому +9

      The funny thing is, the woman that they we’re talking to, Simone, has a dog with only 3 legs

  • @hypnotis7107
    @hypnotis7107 4 роки тому +6207

    It's funny to see idubbbz hesitate to take a bite of a watermelon hotdog when I've seen him bake his own hair into a cake and eat it

    • @Skyman-xb8gt
      @Skyman-xb8gt 4 роки тому +529

      Or when he ate the sewer pickle and the storm drain rotisserie chicken

    • @nothankyou7529
      @nothankyou7529 4 роки тому +142

      Yt took down the cake trilogy, save what you can

    • @devansprecher1315
      @devansprecher1315 4 роки тому +141

      and that moldy strawberry with h3h3 out of the dumpster

    • @KelseyDrummer
      @KelseyDrummer 4 роки тому +16

      @@StoneWeevil oh that's sad.

    • @cold_chimp
      @cold_chimp 4 роки тому +8

      the hair is most certainly better

  • @prismaticpotato7941
    @prismaticpotato7941 4 роки тому +138

    “We’re not flaming you”
    2 seconds later: “ are you a dirty lying journaliiiiist?!”

  • @wilsonpatterson2703
    @wilsonpatterson2703 4 роки тому +519

    In a stunning turn of events, William takes 17 minutes to deduce that watermelon doesn't taste like meat.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 роки тому +11

      He seemed genuinely surprised. Literally none of those ingredients were in any way similar to a burger.

  • @CabooseAtLast
    @CabooseAtLast 4 роки тому +304

    Ian: Eats pickles in a sewer
    Also Ian: Reluctant to eat cooked watermelon with mustard

  • @RoomieOfficial
    @RoomieOfficial 4 роки тому +3951

    Lmaoo love this video. More of this duo’s adventures please

  • @johnmccarrick3123
    @johnmccarrick3123 2 роки тому +74

    Odd one, but around the 2 minute mark you mentioned chopping off a piece of a critter and letting the remainder live. We actually do that in some cases - Adam Ragusa on youtube did a video regarding this topic. In that video he was talking about how a certain kinda crab is only harvested for their claws, so they haul the crabs and then pluck a claw if its above a certain size. They only pluck one claw and then release the crab back into the sea.
    The crabs do (sometimes) survive this, think it was ultimately like a roughly 50% chance. The claws regrow, and do not lose a significant amount of hemolymph due to a release socket that closes automatically to prevent bleeding. So if the crab survives the initial few days without its claw, it will likely live to regrow its claw and carry on.
    Still pretty horrific, but I guess a 50% survival chance is better than a 0%...

  • @leadubuc523
    @leadubuc523 4 роки тому +3215

    This is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that i've ever seen and i'm here for it.

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 4 роки тому +68

      Well, welcome to the william osman channel, grab a chair, you'll get used to it

    • @TheReadySetPunks123
      @TheReadySetPunks123 4 роки тому +37

      I think you just described this channel perfectly

    • @grayKT
      @grayKT 2 роки тому +11

      that is the best video summary that ive come across that is also 100% correct

    • @JohnFartblast
      @JohnFartblast 2 роки тому

      @@spirallllmao It means that this video is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that shes ever seen.

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 2 роки тому +3

      @@spirallllmao exactly

  • @jd_99
    @jd_99 4 роки тому +911

    Dad: "Why are you watching gay men?"
    Me: "They're Californian, dad"
    Dad: "Ah."

    • @momsspaghetti7165
      @momsspaghetti7165 4 роки тому +31

      @Dio Brando it’s true I’m a Californian

    • @mason3229
      @mason3229 4 роки тому

      @jeff L. yes but actually no

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 4 роки тому +845

    Ian literally turns into the funniest man alive when he has someone to play off of, especially william

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 4 роки тому +30

      He is amazing in anyone else's videos. It's unfortunate he struggles so much on his solo stuff.

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 4 роки тому +4

      @@GrugGangGrugGang that's crazy and sad but true.

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 4 роки тому +4

      @@GrugGangGrugGang yeah that’s honestly really true, I’m just glad he can make what he wants on his channel even tho most of us don’t enjoy it as much

    • @sevenchair5594
      @sevenchair5594 4 роки тому

      I click on the video thinking it’s boring but then I watch it and I wonder why I thought that

  • @camamations1573
    @camamations1573 3 роки тому +89

    “My wife is lost in the warehouse”
    MTF alpha, a class D personnel has entered SCP-3008, and will require extraction

  • @bluetongue7723
    @bluetongue7723 4 роки тому +420

    The image of William in a pink tank top and Ian in only a leather jacket will haunt my mind until I die

    • @Paul-fs5xj
      @Paul-fs5xj 4 роки тому +1

      same bro

    • @jhc2457
      @jhc2457 4 роки тому +10

      They look like a gay couple

    • @M-A-Khaki
      @M-A-Khaki 4 роки тому +7

      Haunt? I'm blessed!

    • @ROBIEM97
      @ROBIEM97 4 роки тому +2

      "haunt"

    • @i_Soar
      @i_Soar 4 роки тому +2

      Don't forget the fanny pack

  • @questocanale
    @questocanale 4 роки тому +1096

    This is not how I imagined William to do his coming out...

    • @floriandraxler3868
      @floriandraxler3868 4 роки тому +19

      The truth always hurts
      Are caretakers feeling hurt now ?

    • @moongazell1430
      @moongazell1430 4 роки тому +46

      Ah yes. Willy comes out as hysterically bi

    • @thatneonchannel
      @thatneonchannel 4 роки тому +29

      Coming out as what? How to basic

    • @piefly4558
      @piefly4558 4 роки тому +9

      @@floriandraxler3868 That’s his sister

    • @andrewmorris483
      @andrewmorris483 4 роки тому +26

      @@moongazell1430 he legally has to be. He lives in california

  • @41tinman41
    @41tinman41 4 роки тому +252

    Simone slowly realizing what Will was implying about animals and losing a leg, then the absolute panic in her tone once she realized what the video was getting at.

  • @hkillorean6254
    @hkillorean6254 2 роки тому +7

    New episode of Breaking Bad is insane. They took cookin to a different level.

  • @nexy12
    @nexy12 4 роки тому +1356

    Simone: "Dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra"
    Meanwhile Scraps is stumbling in the background.

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 роки тому +17

      I mean a human with an extra leg wouldn’t be able to walk well either

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 3 роки тому +3

      @@flameyboy4184 if your dong long enough, you can

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 роки тому +3

      @@flameyboy4184 I mean not necessarily. Depends on its size and position

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 3 роки тому +2

      @@teathesilkwing7616 Large

  • @brookhaven86
    @brookhaven86 4 роки тому +533

    Cat Warehouse: Has so much inventory on hand that it's created a fire hazard.
    Also Cat Warehouse: Creates more inventory to commemorate said fire hazard.

    • @eder7468
      @eder7468 4 роки тому +14

      Sometimes you need to make more flammable materials in order to get rid of said flammable material

    • @sephreed1938
      @sephreed1938 2 роки тому +1

      So bummed the tshirt is gone!

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 2 роки тому

      Also - Williams fire related comedy is so 🔥

  • @roho8pl640
    @roho8pl640 4 роки тому +269

    I just watched 12 minutes of two men harassing a watermelon

  • @sadgirlhours4088
    @sadgirlhours4088 3 роки тому +9

    I feel like if I walked into a gay bar I'd see at least 7 dudes dressed like them in the beginning
    These are fits worn by kings and kings only

  • @bert_banana
    @bert_banana 4 роки тому +2070

    The people who disliked can’t handle a little bit of friendly homoeroticism

    • @jjOnceAgain
      @jjOnceAgain 4 роки тому +70

      No, we don't care about the gay. The problem is the v e g a n xD

    • @visiblur
      @visiblur 4 роки тому +66

      You're not friends if you aren't at least 20% more gay together

    • @burgchergler7344
      @burgchergler7344 4 роки тому +12

      @@visiblur well then you definitely are gay

    • @ifollowhoes128
      @ifollowhoes128 4 роки тому +19

      @@burgchergler7344 what that’s true if you can’t be gay with friends you’re actually the gay

    • @burgchergler7344
      @burgchergler7344 4 роки тому +1

      @@ifollowhoes128 what? Can you please use actual English I have no idea the point your trying to convay

  • @Codebreakerblue
    @Codebreakerblue 4 роки тому +104

    "we're not gonna eat you!"
    "Yeah-"
    _mid-roll ad electric guitar noises_ *"beef. It's what's for dinner."*

  • @SheenCorp
    @SheenCorp 4 роки тому +1378

    Alternate Title: “Two gay dads cook vegan thanksgiving for their adopted son”

    • @HBCrigs
      @HBCrigs 4 роки тому +58

      Is caretaker their adopted son?!😂

    • @JazzyFizzleDrummers
      @JazzyFizzleDrummers 4 роки тому +35

      Jimmy Neutron is. Caretaker probably doesn't trust the cooking.

    • @Shadowmech88
      @Shadowmech88 4 роки тому +24

      I miss Michael, I wish he still showed up in videos.

    • @dillion308
      @dillion308 4 роки тому +34

      this video does exude homosexual energy

    • @killa3648
      @killa3648 4 роки тому +1

      Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys

  • @calvinscarvings.66
    @calvinscarvings.66 4 роки тому +23

    "This is awesome!"
    "This is a disaster."
    "This is great!"

  • @DOITWITHDAN
    @DOITWITHDAN 4 роки тому +1015

    I just wanna know who has the ninja

  • @bologna3048
    @bologna3048 4 роки тому +249

    "I don't like hot watermelon" somehow just ties it all together.

  • @cooking.4465
    @cooking.4465 4 роки тому +189

    YOU HAVE TO WASH THE PASTRAMI AFTER YOU BRINE IT LMAO, IF YOU DONT ITS GONNA BE SUPER SALTY XD

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 4 роки тому +24

      Also watermelon is mostly water to begin with, it's going to absorb _way_ more brine than beef would

  • @weweather7787
    @weweather7787 4 роки тому +37

    The way they are dressed in the beginning of the video is hilarious 😂

  • @erickleinwolterink3524
    @erickleinwolterink3524 4 роки тому +705

    Congratulations on your most homoerotic video to date.
    It was a masterpiece

    • @lazy9943
      @lazy9943 3 роки тому +5

      underrated comment

    • @HogwartsBasement
      @HogwartsBasement 2 роки тому +11

      I like videos where they don’t care about toxic masculinity and just want to create content it feels safe and non judgemental

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 2 роки тому

      @ScottyLand 🔵 If a UA-cam video makes you feel “unsafe,” you have some mental issues

  • @zewizarde2865
    @zewizarde2865 4 роки тому +160

    when i was 11 a girl in my class discovered that meat does come from animals and she cried

  • @smellycat249
    @smellycat249 4 роки тому +205

    -in the boardroom with William-
    Boss: "Does anybody know how to raise revenue this quarter?"
    William: "I got it...cat t-shirts."
    Boss: "why is that your answer to everything"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a YT LEGEND! Don't d*slike my v*deos! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear smel

  • @pogo1027
    @pogo1027 Рік тому +3

    8:36 "If there's crusties on your girl I'm gonna tell you right now take her to an OBGYN." This may be one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard 😂

  • @rakk8594
    @rakk8594 4 роки тому +139

    I have to be honest, seeing Will in that bright pink tank top he's looking in pretty good shape.
    Willy's been lifting his weights ;)

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc 4 роки тому +262

    Why did they cut the orange that way?
    They must not have had an air compressor handy

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 4 роки тому +1

      My thoughts exactly

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 4 роки тому +1

      discount code is GH7U-X3YL I spent too long clicking that dumb cat in the merch store to get it too 100

  • @Soyapudding
    @Soyapudding 4 роки тому +325

    "and this is my wife's favorite [shirt]"
    shirt: little willy club

  • @jonboybabay
    @jonboybabay 2 роки тому +38

    You know I came here to learn how to cook the perfect watermelon burger, but ended up learning far more about something else...
    Love.

  • @neogamerdaxter6844
    @neogamerdaxter6844 4 роки тому +480

    This just feels like a very looong beginning of a very cuestionable gay porno.
    10/10

    • @fredriks5090
      @fredriks5090 4 роки тому +27

      "Two dudes eat eachothers meaty melons, pastrami style."

    • @sonicsid29
      @sonicsid29 4 роки тому +4

      ...how do you know what the beginning of gay pornos be like?
      that's kinda gay bro ngl

    • @neogamerdaxter6844
      @neogamerdaxter6844 4 роки тому +7

      @@sonicsid29 It's not gay if i say "NO HOMO" after watching it

    • @thedarkarts881
      @thedarkarts881 4 роки тому +6

      The way you spelled “questionable” is.... questionable

    • @neogamerdaxter6844
      @neogamerdaxter6844 4 роки тому +2

      @@thedarkarts881 Yes

  • @ChickenmanSC
    @ChickenmanSC 4 роки тому +285

    William: Has a family friendly channel
    Ian: Eat queefs not meat!

    • @michaellatham4890
      @michaellatham4890 4 роки тому

      Grill it, smoke it, choke it

    • @nathanhays8696
      @nathanhays8696 2 роки тому

      I feel its worse that he decided to make a watermelon penis.

  • @sheriffandytaylor-m9u
    @sheriffandytaylor-m9u 4 роки тому +146

    I love how empty their condiment supply is. Like they don’t have to plan out a video beyond “let’s cook watermelon” for it to go viral

  • @Austro121
    @Austro121 Рік тому +4

    2:34 plants actually DO scream when you cut them, however it is hypersonic so you cant hear it

    • @KarmaCadet
      @KarmaCadet 6 місяців тому

      The sounds they're reporting is the frequency at which liquid flows through capillaries in the plant tissue. It is not a conscious cry for help, but a change in pressure altering flow rate. This is like saying your garden hose cries in pain when you turn it on and kink it.
      Some evidence against this theory are that; plants generally don't have any vibrating parts, or organs to make any kind of sound. Plants also have no central nervous system that supports the sensation of pain, and they also have no pain receptors. They also have no brain or central consciousness where they make active decisions that might be informed by pain... they're more like trial and error mechanisms really.
      They can, on the other hand, elicit a chemical response that different parts of the plant react to as part of a defensive strategy against disease and damage. They react by cause and effect - changes in energy production in one area changing the flow of nutrients in another. On an individual basis it seems simple, but the system plants thrive in typically includes vast networks of ecosystems spanning from fungus and bacteria to insects and so forth which all get nutrients from each other, and they can react rapidly. A stressed or dying plant may not feel pain, but they have a ripple effect that affect many things around it that do.

  • @jakedeeks8131
    @jakedeeks8131 4 роки тому +75

    The leather jacket and short short combo.
    Ian got me about to risk it all

  • @Pek1gn
    @Pek1gn 4 роки тому +482

    "wait aRE YOU GOING TO TAKE A LEG OFF-"

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 роки тому +29

      I love how it took Simone so long to realize that's what he's aiming for because it's so insane that she didn't even think of it

    • @Pek1gn
      @Pek1gn 4 роки тому +3

      @@incog0956 lmao

    • @Pek1gn
      @Pek1gn 4 роки тому

      @@yuame7605 Just like legos

  • @milesendebrock373
    @milesendebrock373 4 роки тому +189

    The new hit single from Harold Stylish, “Watermelon Burger Why”

  • @justsomechick6316
    @justsomechick6316 3 роки тому +4

    I think this might be my favorite collab on UA-cam, like, ever. Y’all are so funny together, I love it

  • @Duarte_GB
    @Duarte_GB 4 роки тому +493

    watermelon: is 98% water
    random journalist: "I have found the substitute of meat"

    • @ryleypalmer
      @ryleypalmer 4 роки тому +29

      Well 75% of meat is water so he’s pretty close

    • @vyebugguy
      @vyebugguy 4 роки тому +40

      I guess, in a way, we are watermelons

    • @capreesan302
      @capreesan302 4 роки тому +2

      @@vyebugguy bruh

    • @karoshn
      @karoshn 4 роки тому +1

      @@vyebugguy 😳

    • @OctoMatoe
      @OctoMatoe 4 роки тому +5

      @@ryleypalmer i dont think it works like that

  • @GabeCNCs
    @GabeCNCs 4 роки тому +171

    "The saying is that dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra"
    Dog : proceeds to limp in background

  • @Icytits
    @Icytits 4 роки тому +87

    The irony of William Osman making an "infrequent uploader" joke is killing me.

  • @zeldamudkip9129
    @zeldamudkip9129 3 роки тому +9

    I'm really glad William found another boy to be chaotic with

  • @corniferjr3300
    @corniferjr3300 4 роки тому +53

    This seems like something you would find in an obscure corner of cable TV. That's what makes it so great.

    • @birboii
      @birboii 4 роки тому +2

      Like a high budget public access show

    • @streetpeter3210
      @streetpeter3210 4 роки тому +1

      The beginning ad gives off crazy Tim & Eric

  • @cormacmaher2
    @cormacmaher2 4 роки тому +566

    Why do Ian and William both look like they just finished filming a Village People music video?

  • @aknuckles111
    @aknuckles111 4 роки тому +56

    This is the most homoerotic thing on UA-cam. Glorious.

  • @starstrukk723
    @starstrukk723 3 роки тому +28

    I'm glad I wasn't the only who felt that man to man relationship vibe from this video.

  • @bwood6337
    @bwood6337 4 роки тому +80

    That bit with Simone put tears in my eyes.

    • @shaynguyen836
      @shaynguyen836 4 роки тому

      Is she dead??? :(

    • @HolowatyVlogs
      @HolowatyVlogs 4 роки тому +2

      @@shaynguyen836 No I think they meant from laughter, she’s fine!

    • @bwood6337
      @bwood6337 4 роки тому

      @@HolowatyVlogs Glad you said something. I didn't realize what they meant and then I was worried for a second.

  • @Asphyr
    @Asphyr 4 роки тому +62

    Tom Scott: This is why your green screen doesn't look perfect
    William Osman:

  • @nols550
    @nols550 4 роки тому +40

    I actually assumed through the title that he'd do the thing where you change the cells and you grow the meat and then I realized that this was the man who made a robot to butter toast.

  • @justsomechick6316
    @justsomechick6316 3 роки тому +2

    Also, I adore how entertaining your sponsorships are. I am never not amused watching these videos

  • @kwadkrazy6078
    @kwadkrazy6078 4 роки тому +130

    William: "this is a family friendly channel"
    Me: ...

  • @benjaminli188
    @benjaminli188 4 роки тому +427

    This video exudes such a strong "me and the boys" vibe and I'm lovin it.

  • @jonsnowver4183
    @jonsnowver4183 4 роки тому +200

    2:31 a gay man and his bisexual boyfriend stare at nature's most beautiful creatures

    • @kartauf_l8844
      @kartauf_l8844 4 роки тому

      lmaoooooooooooo

    • @Asrashas
      @Asrashas 4 роки тому +2

      Ah, you watched the video with your boyfriend?

    • @jonsnowver4183
      @jonsnowver4183 4 роки тому +5

      @@Asrashas You didn't?

    • @borpie
      @borpie 4 роки тому +1

      3:52

  • @akludnna
    @akludnna 4 роки тому +13

    thank you for including my favourite dish of raw tofu drowned in soy sauce, I feel seen.

  • @christopherhansen2105
    @christopherhansen2105 4 роки тому +634

    William: We’re going vegan
    Also William: Puts cream cheese on bagel

    • @moralcompass8457
      @moralcompass8457 4 роки тому +19

      Milk isnt a dead animal....

    • @THEmilkyboi
      @THEmilkyboi 4 роки тому +78

      @@moralcompass8457 It's still not vegan. Anything that is an animal product, whether or not it actually hurts the animal, is not vegan.
      It would be vegetarian, though.

    • @grinkleshtink
      @grinkleshtink 4 роки тому +53

      Tbf he said he didn't want to eat something that an animal died for and no animal died for the cheese

    • @Rappoltt
      @Rappoltt 4 роки тому +42

      @@grinkleshtink Right. He just used the wrong word. No big deal... Except it is to people on the internet

    • @crap_queen2183
      @crap_queen2183 4 роки тому +18

      @@grinkleshtink baby male cows die for the milk industry, as does the mother cow when she eventually cant keep up with milk production

  • @ungrave5231
    @ungrave5231 4 роки тому +167

    I was expecting the usual "swap out the plant cells in the watermelon with cow cells" type video but I guess that wouldn't have been half as entertaining as this.

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 роки тому +3

      Yep, same. "Usual" lol

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. 4 роки тому +3

      I thought I was back at The Thought Emporium but I guess I'm not getting educated this time.

  • @reesesman8821
    @reesesman8821 4 роки тому +185

    William : " So if you had an animal with 4 legs and took one off it would be fine right?"
    Simone " Yea probably.......hey are you trying to take.... " best line ive heard today

  • @LethallyReptarded
    @LethallyReptarded 6 місяців тому +4

    It's so weird seeing Idubbz with a personality, wonder what happened in the 3 years after this

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 4 роки тому +92

    “I want meat, without killing anything”
    Watermelon:

  • @GipGap
    @GipGap 4 роки тому +25

    I love the 'picnic with my gay lover to get away from the wife' vibes in the beginning.

  • @alexakvick8504
    @alexakvick8504 4 роки тому +93

    3:35
    Ian: eat queefs not meat!
    Will: uuhuh
    Ian: yuh what

  • @kazimir8086
    @kazimir8086 9 місяців тому +2

    An Idea for another video: proof that friends can be food

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 4 роки тому +422

    The worst part was when they rode a motorcycle in short shorts. People wear leather on bikes for a reason

    • @soulreaper359
      @soulreaper359 4 роки тому +10

      But it’s a nice bike tho

    • @artoriasmclemons1614
      @artoriasmclemons1614 4 роки тому +68

      Dress for the slide, not the ride. Unless it's the winter, then you dress in everything or freeze to death

    • @Rebster
      @Rebster 4 роки тому +13

      They clearly didn't drive the motorcycle themselves

    • @CorporalPT
      @CorporalPT 4 роки тому +5

      @@Rebster watch the after credits

    • @Talkingworms
      @Talkingworms 4 роки тому +5

      You want the meat on the grill, not finely pureed across 100 meters of interstate.

  • @belalaloca
    @belalaloca 4 роки тому +118

    The Simone segment was perfect! That cut was amazing.

  • @jgiv55
    @jgiv55 4 роки тому +138

    William: a vegan feast fit for a king
    Also William: *pours big glass of chocolate milk*

    • @IanGrams
      @IanGrams 4 роки тому +22

      That appeared to be soylent which is dairy-free.

    • @ErebusAbaddonAzrael
      @ErebusAbaddonAzrael 4 роки тому +3

      I mean they don't die for it...

    • @jgiv55
      @jgiv55 4 роки тому +3

      @@IanGrams Honestly, I just assumed it was real milk because I can’t read the bottle lol

    • @jgiv55
      @jgiv55 4 роки тому +1

      @@ErebusAbaddonAzrael True but that only makes milk vegetarian not vegan

    • @ErebusAbaddonAzrael
      @ErebusAbaddonAzrael 4 роки тому

      @@jgiv55 they said they were only gonna ear stuff animals didn't die for

  • @StoneWeevil
    @StoneWeevil 3 роки тому +5

    iDubbbz: Ate the Hair Cake _and_ the Human Cake
    Also iDubbbz: Won't eat hot dog made of watermelon

  • @AirsoftAlfonse
    @AirsoftAlfonse 4 роки тому +309

    WOW I love Watermelon 😮

    • @Auustinisretired
      @Auustinisretired 4 роки тому +3

      Hey its the guy from the airsoft videos

    • @Woomvee
      @Woomvee 4 роки тому

      Me too!

    • @erazn9077
      @erazn9077 4 роки тому +2

      WAIT! do you breathe air too? :o holy shit same!!

    • @jam4955
      @jam4955 4 роки тому

      beard man with lmg

  • @TheElitelim
    @TheElitelim 4 роки тому +41

    There was like so much gay energy in this video.

  • @BenMclean007
    @BenMclean007 4 роки тому +104

    Why is William looking so goddamn thicc on that farm

    • @MuscarV2
      @MuscarV2 4 роки тому

      Dude, he's always been deliciously thicc, it just shows really well in pink with cows in the frame to compare him to.

  • @jeo1812
    @jeo1812 3 роки тому +2

    I love that Caretaker freaks out at 12:15
    Shows she really cares

  • @pontythython1901
    @pontythython1901 4 роки тому +136

    Alternative title: UA-camrs turn gay and vegan (epic style)

    • @cooperchesterpot3099
      @cooperchesterpot3099 4 роки тому +4

      *simps

    • @betaversion9654
      @betaversion9654 4 роки тому +7

      *vegetarian
      (They only said nothing that an animal died for, so chocolate milk is still allowed.)

    • @D0J0Master
      @D0J0Master 4 роки тому +3

      Or cream cheese

    • @mmmmmmmmmmm111
      @mmmmmmmmmmm111 4 роки тому +3

      @@betaversion9654 The dairy industry kills baby calves and the dairy cows once they don't produce as much milk. Search "dairy is scary" on youtube.

  • @OldQueer
    @OldQueer 4 роки тому +44

    Me: Mom can we get a Moby Huge?
    Mom: No, we have a Moby Huge at home
    Moby Huge at home: 7:26

  • @kbuie34
    @kbuie34 4 роки тому +76

    William is the only creator who's videos almost always end in an unsatisfying way, but I enjoy the hell out of the journey.

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 2 роки тому +1

    this is exactly why we need a way to group our subscriptions i cant for the life of me remember who that second person is and yet I'm 100% certain I'm subbed to him.

  • @CapOb-zo4dq
    @CapOb-zo4dq 4 роки тому +10

    Hello, Im an advocate for the deaf community and i was hoping you could enable auto captions? Many folks rely on closed captions to understand videos. Thank you so much, this makes a big difference!

  • @thebundieaussie8629
    @thebundieaussie8629 4 роки тому +38

    When you revealed the smoked watermelon my room mate thought I was looking at someone dying, that's how horrified I was

  • @ethantaylor5425
    @ethantaylor5425 4 роки тому +85

    "Eat queefs not meat!"
    Certainly words to live by

  • @dirkmcghee1604
    @dirkmcghee1604 2 роки тому +1

    For the record, safety fourth. Style, function, comfort, safety.

  • @fedoralaura3643
    @fedoralaura3643 4 роки тому +216

    The craziest part of this video for me was discovering the “little pocket” on men’s pants can fit an entire credit card. That same pocket on womens pants barely fits a quarter. I’m so jealous...

    • @jgclark45
      @jgclark45 4 роки тому +3

      right? what's up with that?

    • @cellophaneoxygen
      @cellophaneoxygen 4 роки тому +13

      wear men’s pants

    • @jgclark45
      @jgclark45 4 роки тому +9

      @@cellophaneoxygen if you wear womans pants

    • @noelvalenzarro
      @noelvalenzarro 4 роки тому +13

      @@jgclark45 but they’re not comfy and you can’t fit anything into the pockets so why would they do that? Just wear normal pants. “Women’s pants” won’t be a thing if everyone stops buying them.

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 4 роки тому +5

      Around the country where I lived in they sell jeans for women that haven't got any pockets. They just sew fake pocket lines on them.

  • @Fuhnora
    @Fuhnora 4 роки тому +24

    "Grill it. Smoke it. Choke it."
    Put that on a t-shirt.

  • @dasdndaan5999
    @dasdndaan5999 4 роки тому +133

    It's unbelievable how well that robot that stops over-eating works, look at William in that jacket in the beginning!

  • @pineball43
    @pineball43 2 роки тому +1

    My brain has been wired to immediately say “ooh kinky” without thinking when will said “choke it”