Turning Watermelon Into Meat
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2020
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Lizards lose their tail when frightened. So all we need to do is go scare some Komodo dragons and the world will have an endless supply of death free meat!
But does Komodo dragon taste good? Are you willing to do the empirical experimentation for us all to know? Your audience awaits with baited breath.
Also hope the heatwave isn't impacting your family too much, stay safe!
*y e s*
you should make a machine to do this automatically
Monitor lizards don’t actually lose their tails so ig we have to murder cows :/
@@noahhall4906 big oof
I like how Simone is immediately concerned when William brings up the number of legs her dog has
@@jonahs92 Simone Giertz, she's amazing.
@@jonahs92 Who's Jonah? Only joking mate, don't take it seriously. I know you kappa
1:54
Why am I subscribed to her?
You two are the fruitiest looking straight men I’ve seen. I’m living for it
this was one of the first videos i saw when i found this channel and let me tell you i did spend all 17 minutes and two seconds wondering whether or not will and ian were life partners
yeah
@@hamburger7243 Thank you for your insight, hamburger. The world would be darker without you.
@@General12th yeah
@@hamburger7243 yeah?
@@Scrimblescromble nah
William: *asks Simone about her dog*
Simone's face: *absolute terror*
OMG 69 LIKES
NOO
Haha yes because that is what happened in the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@fergalkidd91 you have a bad attitude
Will: "So if meat comes from animals and they don't need all legs..."
Simone: *Don't*
I've thought of that once when I was a kid I was a weird kid xD
@@fffdddaaa3089 or a genius
Hey what’s your e6
@@melbiamil5144 cant I be both?
@@fffdddaaa3089 no
This the most erotic William Osman video by far
ian is so cute
ikr. Yes im a dude.
@@_________-__________-_______ stop
@@sphinx2077 Plenty of people are attracted to celebrities, hence the phrase celebrity crush. As long as it doesn't devolve into an unhealthy obsession or cyberstalking it's fine.
@@echorotation why did you type up a whole paragraph
Odd one, but around the 2 minute mark you mentioned chopping off a piece of a critter and letting the remainder live. We actually do that in some cases - Adam Ragusa on youtube did a video regarding this topic. In that video he was talking about how a certain kinda crab is only harvested for their claws, so they haul the crabs and then pluck a claw if its above a certain size. They only pluck one claw and then release the crab back into the sea.
The crabs do (sometimes) survive this, think it was ultimately like a roughly 50% chance. The claws regrow, and do not lose a significant amount of hemolymph due to a release socket that closes automatically to prevent bleeding. So if the crab survives the initial few days without its claw, it will likely live to regrow its claw and carry on.
Still pretty horrific, but I guess a 50% survival chance is better than a 0%...
Dad: "Why are you watching gay men?"
Me: "They're Californian, dad"
Dad: "Ah."
@Dio Brando it’s true I’m a Californian
The English language is many different words for the same thing
@@jeffl.8307 yes but actually no
@@mason3229 if you don’t believe me here’s more California gay same thing New York anti-somatic same thing Detroit illiterate same thing
The perfectly cut “are you gonna take the leg off-“ is what really got me
I've rewatched that 10 seconds of this video about 100 times.
Editor's the MVP here
I rewound and rewatched it literally eight times because I couldn’t get over it
Of what tho of what
The funny thing is, the woman that they we’re talking to, Simone, has a dog with only 3 legs
“We’re not flaming you”
2 seconds later: “ are you a dirty lying journaliiiiist?!”
2:34 plants actually DO scream when you cut them, however it is hypersonic so you cant hear it
this is the strangest, yet most beautiful friendship ever. we are all blessed to witness these two in action
they are those two friends that are too gay to be gay
amen! Jesus would approve!
Agree
@@liambhagan9239 To Ian's own admission he acts the gayest around his old friend Jordan (Radjor). He was in some of his older videos. Considering how gay he acts around Max (maxmoefoe), that's saying something
It's funny to see idubbbz hesitate to take a bite of a watermelon hotdog when I've seen him bake his own hair into a cake and eat it
Or when he ate the sewer pickle and the storm drain rotisserie chicken
Yt took down the cake trilogy, save what you can
and that moldy strawberry with h3h3 out of the dumpster
@@StoneWeevil oh that's sad.
the hair is most certainly better
New episode of Breaking Bad is insane. They took cookin to a different level.
“My wife is lost in the warehouse”
MTF alpha, a class D personnel has entered SCP-3008, and will require extraction
clever very clever
Noice
In a stunning turn of events, William takes 17 minutes to deduce that watermelon doesn't taste like meat.
He seemed genuinely surprised. Literally none of those ingredients were in any way similar to a burger.
the idea of biting into a piece of bread and watermelon at the same time makes me physically cringe
But would you eat it if they served it at Rainforest Cafe?
I guess you've never heard of a grilled watermelon burger. It's ok to find out about things you didn't know about before and, you know, not say that it's "cringe".
I'm really worried about the kids growing up today.
Edit: It's also OK to not like a watermelon burger. That's fine too, but that's where it ends. It's not "cringey".
@@GraemeGunn sounds like you didn’t watch the video boomer
@Graeme Gunn Cringe
oh hey its you
I'm glad I wasn't the only who felt that man to man relationship vibe from this video.
The way they are dressed in the beginning of the video is hilarious 😂
The people who disliked can’t handle a little bit of friendly homoeroticism
No, we don't care about the gay. The problem is the v e g a n xD
You're not friends if you aren't at least 20% more gay together
@@visiblur well then you definitely are gay
@@burgchergler7344 what that’s true if you can’t be gay with friends you’re actually the gay
@@ifollowhoes128 what? Can you please use actual English I have no idea the point your trying to convay
Simone slowly realizing what Will was implying about animals and losing a leg, then the absolute panic in her tone once she realized what the video was getting at.
It's a rare instance of Simone being the most sane person in the room.
You know I came here to learn how to cook the perfect watermelon burger, but ended up learning far more about something else...
Love.
"This is awesome!"
"This is a disaster."
"This is great!"
Alternate Title: “Two gay dads cook vegan thanksgiving for their adopted son”
Is caretaker their adopted son?!😂
Jimmy Neutron is. Caretaker probably doesn't trust the cooking.
I miss Michael, I wish he still showed up in videos.
this video does exude homosexual energy
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys
This is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that i've ever seen and i'm here for it.
Well, welcome to the william osman channel, grab a chair, you'll get used to it
I think you just described this channel perfectly
that is the best video summary that ive come across that is also 100% correct
What the fuck does this even mean
@@spirallllmao It means that this video is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that shes ever seen.
I feel like if I walked into a gay bar I'd see at least 7 dudes dressed like them in the beginning
These are fits worn by kings and kings only
I wish plants actually said “bruh” when you killed them
cutting grass would be a personal hell
Always highly enjoy the "that one kid in class who can turn his eyelids inside out and won't stop showing everyone" energy this channel provides
The one kid who can what now?
Teach me the way
I spat out my water when I read this comment.
😂😂😂😂🤣
i can do it, but it hurts the living shit out of my eyes
Burnt watermelon smells sooooo bad. I don't know how you did it.. Id rather eat one of I did a thing's Komodo dragon burgers.
i love your videos
lol, i love the way will's style brings so many cool youtubers into the same comment section/video.
IKR, it's just not good.
XD
Watermelon has a smell?
I think this might be my favorite collab on UA-cam, like, ever. Y’all are so funny together, I love it
I'm really glad William found another boy to be chaotic with
Will's content has moved from science to dark magic.
Will's content has moved from science to dark magic.
*W H A T S O R C E R Y I S T H I S*
No
"Science"
It moved from good to mindless crap
The image of William in a pink tank top and Ian in only a leather jacket will haunt my mind until I die
same bro
They look like a gay couple
Haunt? I'm blessed!
"haunt"
Don't forget the fanny pack
Also, I adore how entertaining your sponsorships are. I am never not amused watching these videos
I didn’t know How To Basic was going to be a part of this. I’m thoroughly enjoying this video from start to finish.
truly pushing the boundaries of science, thanks william very cool
That’s pretty cool
Dani only responds to verified you tubers
Hey Dani I drink milk to you
Milk
Stop it
This is not how I imagined William to do his coming out...
The truth always hurts
Are caretakers feeling hurt now ?
Ah yes. Willy comes out as hysterically bi
Coming out as what? How to basic
@@floriandraxler3868 That’s his sister
@@moongazell1430 he legally has to be. He lives in california
thank you for including my favourite dish of raw tofu drowned in soy sauce, I feel seen.
"Today we put soy back in boy"
-Wiliam Osman 2020
Ian: Eats pickles in a sewer
Also Ian: Reluctant to eat cooked watermelon with mustard
When u have the 69th like
Remember he ate the "human cake"
Ian literally turns into the funniest man alive when he has someone to play off of, especially william
He is amazing in anyone else's videos. It's unfortunate he struggles so much on his solo stuff.
@@GrugGangGrugGang that's crazy and sad but true.
@@GrugGangGrugGang yeah that’s honestly really true, I’m just glad he can make what he wants on his channel even tho most of us don’t enjoy it as much
I click on the video thinking it’s boring but then I watch it and I wonder why I thought that
I love that Caretaker freaks out at 12:15
Shows she really cares
this is exactly why we need a way to group our subscriptions i cant for the life of me remember who that second person is and yet I'm 100% certain I'm subbed to him.
"wait aRE YOU GOING TO TAKE A LEG OFF-"
I love how it took Simone so long to realize that's what he's aiming for because it's so insane that she didn't even think of it
@@incog0956 lmao
@@yuame7605 Just like legos
Lmaoo love this video. More of this duo’s adventures please
woah its roomie
Hey, it's the penis hut!!
onision?
Omg it's Roomba
Hey
8:36 "If there's crusties on your girl I'm gonna tell you right now take her to an OBGYN." This may be one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard 😂
Poor Simone 😂😂😂, the fact she logically went through and thought about the logistics as well was incredible
This just feels like a very looong beginning of a very cuestionable gay porno.
10/10
"Two dudes eat eachothers meaty melons, pastrami style."
...how do you know what the beginning of gay pornos be like?
that's kinda gay bro ngl
@@sonicsid29 It's not gay if i say "NO HOMO" after watching it
The way you spelled “questionable” is.... questionable
@@thedarkarts881 Yes
Cat Warehouse: Has so much inventory on hand that it's created a fire hazard.
Also Cat Warehouse: Creates more inventory to commemorate said fire hazard.
Sometimes you need to make more flammable materials in order to get rid of said flammable material
So bummed the tshirt is gone!
Also - Williams fire related comedy is so 🔥
For the record, safety fourth. Style, function, comfort, safety.
iDubbbz: Ate the Hair Cake _and_ the Human Cake
Also iDubbbz: Won't eat hot dog made of watermelon
Simone: "Dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra"
Meanwhile Scraps is stumbling in the background.
I mean a human with an extra leg wouldn’t be able to walk well either
@@flameyboy4184 if your dong long enough, you can
LMAO
@@flameyboy4184 I mean not necessarily. Depends on its size and position
@@teathesilkwing7616 Large
I just watched 12 minutes of two men harassing a watermelon
“Depending on the size of the dog and what leg it is…WAIT ARE YOU GONNA take the leg of..”
“How could you just eat something so cute”
Me: sitting on my back porch, eating afew burgers, looking at my neighbor’s place, they have cows, me and a cow make eye cantact, “your brethren is delicious”, I am now scared as to why the cow talked, help
"we're not gonna eat you!"
"Yeah-"
_mid-roll ad electric guitar noises_ *"beef. It's what's for dinner."*
watermelon: is 98% water
random journalist: "I have found the substitute of meat"
Well 75% of meat is water so he’s pretty close
I guess, in a way, we are watermelons
@@henrycameron8248 bruh
@@henrycameron8248 😳
@@ryleypalmer i dont think it works like that
I love these collaborations they're great
Gotta be my favorite video bro. I love you so much please make more
when i was 11 a girl in my class discovered that meat does come from animals and she cried
She must've been living under a rock
why so weak?
@@LPSWeirdCow13 or she took one in the head i can't dell
american education system
lame
Congratulations on your most homoerotic video to date.
It was a masterpiece
underrated comment
I like videos where they don’t care about toxic masculinity and just want to create content it feels safe and non judgemental
@ScottyLand 🔵 If a UA-cam video makes you feel “unsafe,” you have some mental issues
You guys seem really fun, like you can turn any weird situation into a fun one.
iDubbbz ate hair cake but he can't handle watermelon on a hot dog bun.
The leather jacket and short short combo.
Ian got me about to risk it all
Its December
"I don't like hot watermelon" somehow just ties it all together.
I have laughed enough times after watching 3 of your videos now, that having subbed will be a benefit to my health.
King Crabs actually often get thrown back after you take their claws. They die like 95% of the time, but like, its better than 100% for cows.
-in the boardroom with William-
Boss: "Does anybody know how to raise revenue this quarter?"
William: "I got it...cat t-shirts."
Boss: "why is that your answer to everything"
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a YT LEGEND! Don't d*slike my v*deos! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear smel
Why did they cut the orange that way?
They must not have had an air compressor handy
My thoughts exactly
discount code is GH7U-X3YL I spent too long clicking that dumb cat in the merch store to get it too 100
Fun fact, Plants do scream, but instead of an audible sound thy release a smell. The smell of freshly cut grass is actually thousands of grass blades screaming out to warn their brethren. FUN!!!
An Idea for another video: proof that friends can be food
YOU HAVE TO WASH THE PASTRAMI AFTER YOU BRINE IT LMAO, IF YOU DONT ITS GONNA BE SUPER SALTY XD
Also watermelon is mostly water to begin with, it's going to absorb _way_ more brine than beef would
This seems like something you would find in an obscure corner of cable TV. That's what makes it so great.
Like a high budget public access show
The beginning ad gives off crazy Tim & Eric
OMG these videos actually, genuinely make me laugh. The motorcycle part made me cry laugh.
The idea and story behind the “fire safety sale” is hilarious. really good ad
Why do Ian and William both look like they just finished filming a Village People music video?
OMG YES
They are Village People
Would that surprise you? Hahaha
“I. AM NOT GAY.” - iDubbbz 2015
the shorts
"and this is my wife's favorite [shirt]"
shirt: little willy club
Fun fact : in Minecraft, melon slices give u same amount of regen as steak, call em meat melons now.
This should be a series
I actually assumed through the title that he'd do the thing where you change the cells and you grow the meat and then I realized that this was the man who made a robot to butter toast.
more like buttering apparatus
I have to be honest, seeing Will in that bright pink tank top he's looking in pretty good shape.
Willy's been lifting his weights ;)
Plants feel pain too! Researchers find an ultrasonic 'scream' is emitted when stems are cut or if species are not watered enough. A team of scientists at Tel Aviv University have discovered that some plants emit a high frequency distress sound when they undergo environmental stress
This is hands down the best video I've seen.
The worst part was when they rode a motorcycle in short shorts. People wear leather on bikes for a reason
But it’s a nice bike tho
Dress for the slide, not the ride. Unless it's the winter, then you dress in everything or freeze to death
They clearly didn't drive the motorcycle themselves
@@Rebster watch the after credits
You want the meat on the grill, not finely pureed across 100 meters of interstate.
William: Has a family friendly channel
Ian: Eat queefs not meat!
Grill it, smoke it, choke it
I feel its worse that he decided to make a watermelon penis.
William talking about taking a leg off for meat but keeping the animal alive has the same energy as Dwight Schrute's burger on the go invention that allows you to obtain six regular sized hamburgers (or twelve sliders) from a horse without killing the animal.
The watermelon pastrami was creative. And the homoerotic undertones were fun. I just have one question: why the heck do you have a deli slicer?
The new hit single from Harold Stylish, “Watermelon Burger Why”
Miles Endebrock good one
UNUS..?
Lol it took a sec but good one
@@spicycucumber8193 ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
@Spicy Cucumber @Im Beet Memento mori friends
I love how empty their condiment supply is. Like they don’t have to plan out a video beyond “let’s cook watermelon” for it to go viral
When I worked at McDonald's, nearly 20yrs ago, all the eggs were cooked/heated on the flat-top. But only the round eggs were cracked from the shell. Scrambled eggs came in a carton, and the folded eggs came pre-cooked in a big vacuum package.
Those knives they had to just cut the watermelon are pretty nice
I just wanna know who has the ninja
aaye , dan's here, he is william's friend Morgan
You would...
I saw you riding away on the burnout scene Dan your secrets safe with me 🙊😉
Hey it's Dan!
I think it's Ian's
The irony of William Osman making an "infrequent uploader" joke is killing me.
Plants do indeed scream, it's just not audible to us. The smell grass gives off is actually it calling for help.
Big Willy and funny wheelchair guy working together gives me such amazing vibes. They really are perfect for each other. In the “humping each other while starting the motorcycle” way. Totally no unresolved tension here. Love the beer belly and open leather jacket look.
Tom Scott: This is why your green screen doesn't look perfect
William Osman:
What green screen? Everything was filmed on location.
I was expecting the usual "swap out the plant cells in the watermelon with cow cells" type video but I guess that wouldn't have been half as entertaining as this.
Yep, same. "Usual" lol
I thought I was back at The Thought Emporium but I guess I'm not getting educated this time.
I didn't realize I needed a William Osman & How to Basic crossover, but I'm so happy it happened.
“Eat queefs, not meet” - Idubbbz
*uncomfortable noise* - Will