Timestamps: 0:000:20 - S01E18 The Land Before Swine 0:49 - S02E01 Scary-oke 1:51 - S02E11 Not What He Seems 2:56 - S02E14 The Stanchurian Candidate 4:20 - S02E20 Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls
Stan casually accounting for when the gravity spikes happen and then moving around in 0Gs without any prior training is not only badass, but proves he can be as intelligent and capable as his brother if he really applied himself
I think its a Bit Like dipper and mabel, Who both have the Same iq But Mabel is a Bit more Goofy but when she has to, she is really intelligent and yeah Thx for the 113 Likes :)
Hell, the man was a con artist for multiple years and avoided the police for a very long time. Fully faking your own death and doing the shit he did takes definte smarts! As someone put it nicely, wheras Stanely is a genius in street smarts, Stanford is a genius in book smarts. Both can be experts in their own fields!
The way he calls out Bill, it's holding weight. All that backed up emotional damage for the 30 years, the attempts at his family, all the lies he had to make, things he had to do, the things done to him. This wasn't just Stan's redemption, it was his victory over his past.
To me, he’s more badass than Don Torletto. At first, you do think like the Pines twins when you first see Stanley Pines. He’s more than just grumpy and a comic relief character but also has a hidden heart of gold especially towards his family and is completely badass like this video. That’s why I think he’s important to the show as well as he’s my favorite character too
Can we all just stop a second and talk about how Stan both punches eagles with BOTH HANDS while he climbs scaffolding and catches two 100 LBS twelve-year olds with one arm.
Stan has defeated 3 bald eagles with ease, a horde of zombies with nothing but a bat and brass knuckles, a pterodactyl in hand to hand combat, and an inter dimensional demon with godlike powers using nothing but his wits. Stan is truly built different.
Stan taking on zombies using brass knuckles may still be one of the most badass things I've ever seen. Seriously, the guy was PUNCHING zombies without a hint of hesitation. Badass.
Not ONLY that, but he was presumably swinging the bat with them on as he would've had no time for a weapon swap. Meaning he was swinging and bashing skulls with a bat *without two out of three knuckles.* That's both painful as hell and you have no grip, but he pulled it off
Somehow, I compare him to Scrooge McDuck. They may be money hungry but they are not heartless... Not to mention that they'll do anything for their families.
When we see Stan’s flashbacks, he is always portrayed as a self centered crook, but he is actually constantly going to great lengths to defend his family.
Stanford survived 30 years traveling alternate dimensions. Stanley survived a summer of kicking monster butt in Gravity Falls with his niece and nephew and (nearly) sacrificed his memory to defeat a demon. Dipper unearthed multiple supernatural mysteries in a spooky Oregon town and (with the help of his family and friends) stopped a demon apocalypse. It's safe to say the Pines men are badasses.
Mabel saved Dipper from falling out a window when he fought with Gideon and she also saved Dipper when they fell off the bridge due to Gideon's robot. Mabel was the key that allowed Ford to return, if she had shut the portal down Ford wouldn't have come back. Mabel helped Mermando get home. Mabel got the unicorn hair to protect the shack. Mabel discovered the gnomes weakness. Mabel has done some pretty bad ass things herself. Remember Mabel didn't know what the rift was and she didn't know Bill was tricking her. She had no way of knowing that what she did would lead to Weirdmageddon. Anyways don't sell Mabel short. She's done some amazing things too.
I love the subversion of the trope at 1:25 - usually, the "monster intercepts and breaks the hero's weapon" is a sign that the baddies are too powerful and the hero will eventually run and/or lose the fight. But Stan just immediately switches to the brass knuckles and keeps fighting
@@iantaggart3064 I know it's been a year, but due to the location and age of the boards, they were likely petrified. Petrified wood is more similar to rock in terms of toughness, making Stan's feat of strength even more impressive, at that age no less.
Fun Fact: That bus driver is Kyle MacLachlan from Twin Peaks. My guess is since the show was somewhat based on Twin Peaks, Alex Hirsch probably wanted to get Kyle on as tribute
@@ARTSONICFAN990 what I love is that Ford's gun isn't a regular gun, it's clearly some kind of alien ray gun and the bus driver took one look and decided he didn't want to know what it did
Dude Stan was a great uncle. He was greedy and selfish a lot but this man risked his life multiple times for his kids. (Just gunna say kids) even his kids pet because he knew it would hurt her. 10/10
One thing I love about that final scene is how the entire time bill had been all powerful, yet in his last moments he was begging someone he had maybe 2 interactions with throughout the entire show for mercy
Boomur TeNT You know, I get the feeling that Stanley feels that after all the dumb, selfish mistakes he's made over his long life, the only thing that gives it any meaning is his family, so ensuring their well-being is worth any self-sacrifice. Reminds me of a quote I read in one of Rick Riordan's Mythaverse books from a good Roman Emperor that escapes me at the moment.
Stan is honestly the best character in the show. He's the best developed, most mysterious, most bada**, hilarious, and risked his memory to save his family and universe against a psycho one-eyed triangle demon.
Stan's ability to move so effortlessly in 0G shows he has an almost instinctual understanding of the physics behind it, while the agents around him are practically unable to do anything. Couple that with his ability to decipher Ford's writings to operate the portal, Stan is a lot smarter than he seems.
Even after all these years, Bill's death still hits just as hard as it did. Phenomenally staged and worked out scene and a worthy end to such a ravenous, phenomenal villain as Bill. The music absolutely does the scene justice too.
Greedy ? Kinda but lazy? I actually don't agree, Stan is NOT lazy at all. He spend 30 years of his life to bring back Ford working in the mystery shack to pay the bills and working in that portal in the night. He at least spend 12 h per day working in both things, he deserved to rest :(
Well, when Rick is running away from the other ricks, and opening a bunch of portals, the question mark mug, pen, and notebook go through one of the portals. The same items that were sucked into the portal when stan started it up. So they are connected in some way.
@@declan722 that my friend is what we call an "easter egg" alex hirsch and justin roiland (co-creator of rick & morty) are good friends, so it makes sense that a detail like that was added
Jesse I think he has widows wine, juggernog, speed cola, and 120000 points. And he’s only using galvaknuckles and a baseball bat, and he’s on round 20.
I like how Bill Cipher was trying to make some curse so he can come back before he literally breaks apart and melts before getting punched and get torn to millions of pieces.
@@shadydaemon4178yh it wasn’t a curse. in matpats vid he reversed the message and gets “A-X-O-L-O-T-L my time has come to burn i invoke the ancient power that i may return!”
the final scene alone would make me sigh at most, but that sense of having completed your purpose that the song in the background gives is just overwhelming
Can we all appreciate that stan didnt even graduate high school and managed to rebuild an interdimensional portal sure it took him 30 years but he was only working with journal #1 and didnt know about the invisible ink and when he did have all the journals and know of the ink it only took like what a few weeks to rebuild the portal
Has Stan(ley) Pines hasen't accomplished anything else? 1. Punched a Pterodactyl In the face, And killed it. 2. Survived and KILLED An entire Horde of zombies with brass knuckles. 3. Gotten out of a Room filled with Security Guards. WHILE CUFFED. 4. And punched 3 Bald eagles to death. And Survived a Jump while an explosion is happening. And dived into a Stock-pile of Seeds.
If there's one thing I learned watching this show, it's that Stan maybe a liar, a cheat, a money grubber and a con man, but the one thing that truly matters to him above all else, is family. And no one can deny that. When push comes to shove, he'll do anything to protect his family.
Also by killing the final member of a naturally wiped out species he claimed the rights to say he carried out the genocide of dinosaurs by getting the last one
He stupid, but he make up for that flaw with clever wits and strong will power. I mean this man in his elder years just brass knuckles a bunch of zombies and live.
Watching this, I noticed all of his scenes being badass literally involve him protecting or doing something for the sake of his family. Despite seeing himself as a failure and below his brother as well as thinking so little of himself, his greatest moments of success come from him caring for his family over everything to the point he'd do the impossible for them. Cuz like in his own words, "Everything he worked for, everything he ever cared about, it was all for his family". 😭😭😭 Honestly this show just gets better and better the more I watch it. I love you Gravity Falls.
5:36 Take note of Stanley's posture. A reality-warping nightmare demon-god is falling apart in front of him, and he's barely even phased. He's not impressed. He's not scared. He's not worried about whether a mortal is capable of killing a god. He's had enough of this jerk, and he's going to punch him right in the face.
All of this is even more impressive when you remember that he’s their GREAT uncle! The wiki says he’s most likely in his 60’s or older! Most people in their physical prime couldn’t do what he does!
Can we talk about how unbelievably JACKED Stan is, He held up 2 children by a rope with 1 hand! Not to mention he also pulled both of them up afterwards, and didn’t even break a sweat
Actually what said in reverse was: A X O L O T L! My time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return! Seriously, he spelled Axolotl whilst speaking in reversed.
@@shadydaemon4178 Well that's what I meant, I know he's saying that whole message in reverse, it just sounds like "Dang it" at the end. Which I find kind of funny
Yeah returning to this show after almost a decade and seeing that scene over again was an interesting experience. It’s my most defining Stan moment in my mind now (mainly because he’s a badass)
For the context of why he was speaking in backwards: The sing right here on your Time stamp shows Bill siher the evil Dorito dying but saying something in backwards somebody actually reversed it and he actually said” A-X-O-L-O-T-L my time does come to burn I invoke the ancient power that I might return!” What people are saying why did he chance about an axolotl well in the book dipper and Mabel in the time pirates treasure (I think) dipper and Mabel go to space and find a giant axolotl in the sky Dipper ask it a question” what do you know about Bill?” Super sad to the axolotl axolotl replied” 60° that come in threes Watches from within birch trees so his own dimension burn Mrs. home and can’t return says he’s happy he’s a liar blame the arson for the fire if he wants to share the blame he’ll have to unlock my name one way to you about his crime a different form a different time” if you search up” Bill and the axolotl theory” you might see a lot of videos of it I hope this information helps
Is nobody going to talk about 2:27? This man’s perfectly times the gravity anomaly, moves around in 0G like a pro, while also foiling the entire CIA all just to bring his brother back to his dimension
This video sums up why Stan is my favorite Gravity Falls character. Yeah he might look like a jerk who cares more about himself but deep down he loves Mabel and Dipper and is always there to protect them no matter what.
1:00 - This ONE picture speaks a thousand words how badass Grunkle Stan is. When my two nieces have kids of their own, Im going to be called "Grunkle Charles!"
I used to hate old-man oversized rings, then we got to see Stan reveal they're basically knuckledusters and now I want to make sure I have a set when I'm old.
Timestamps:
0:00 0:20 - S01E18 The Land Before Swine
0:49 - S02E01 Scary-oke
1:51 - S02E11 Not What He Seems
2:56 - S02E14 The Stanchurian Candidate
4:20 - S02E20 Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls
4:20 is my favorite
4:12 and that's how the rocket jump was invented
666 subs?
Thx ❤
Maggie Holtzapfel 420 blaze it
"If i die,Make sure i get a bigger tombstone than Ford" I hope to achieve that level of petty one day
Lol #siblingrivalry
I knew it! Connor, you are officially Hank's son!
Connor Anderson I see you everywhere it’s incredible.
Been there, done that. Got a friend's cat on a diet.
dispenser pls give metal so I can build an Enby Sentry
“Guess I was good for something after all.” Well geez, don’t make me cry twice.
Its a good thing he DID got his memories back before the episode ended.
@@ARTSONICFAN990 yeah, but doesn't it mean bill is also back?
@@vito6197 lot of fan theories use that idea
It’s so sad how he just accepts what is essentially his death while holding a picture of his family. It is good that he came back though
Makes me cry every time
Stan casually accounting for when the gravity spikes happen and then moving around in 0Gs without any prior training is not only badass, but proves he can be as intelligent and capable as his brother if he really applied himself
I think its a Bit Like dipper and mabel, Who both have the Same iq But Mabel is a Bit more Goofy but when she has to, she is really intelligent and yeah
Thx for the 113 Likes :)
Hell, the man was a con artist for multiple years and avoided the police for a very long time. Fully faking your own death and doing the shit he did takes definte smarts!
As someone put it nicely, wheras Stanely is a genius in street smarts, Stanford is a genius in book smarts. Both can be experts in their own fields!
@@InsanityVirus Amen to that
@@InsanityVirus both sets of twins are great examples of “don’t judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree”
Mans really stole a guys wallet in the process
The way he calls out Bill, it's holding weight. All that backed up emotional damage for the 30 years, the attempts at his family, all the lies he had to make, things he had to do, the things done to him. This wasn't just Stan's redemption, it was his victory over his past.
That’s deep. You’re right.
Indeed
That is the true reason He was defeated
It was the power Of Family
Bill had to face the facts That was the saying he couldn’t deal his way out of
Underrated comment
@@seantaggart7382Dominic Torreto: Facts!
Stanley Pines is badass mainly because of how far he will go to protect his family, especially Dipper and Mabel.
The man literally spent years of his life in way over his head trying to understand portal tech in order to bring his brother back. ye he is bad ass
To me, he’s more badass than Don Torletto. At first, you do think like the Pines twins when you first see Stanley Pines. He’s more than just grumpy and a comic relief character but also has a hidden heart of gold especially towards his family and is completely badass like this video. That’s why I think he’s important to the show as well as he’s my favorite character too
Dipperandmabel you have time tomorrow to get back to the office tomorrow and I will 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 love you guys bye bye love love 🎉🎉
Stanly pines vs Walter white who wins
WHEN HE IS ON HIS DAD SHIT STAY FAAAAAAAR AWAY BOYS!
The only wrinkly monster who harasses me family, is ME!! - Stanley Pines
I Read this the minute Stan said that..
It's... So...
Beautiful
😂 love that line, best uncle
My* (unless you're irish/Scottish)😂😆
Quite self aware
Can we all just stop a second and talk about how Stan both punches eagles with BOTH HANDS while he climbs scaffolding and catches two 100 LBS twelve-year olds with one arm.
Yes
They even animated him shifting his legs to hold on!
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug lmao
@@kookykritter2912 gamer alert
@@OscarsClaws more like gaymer alert lmao
2:42
I love how he just steals the guy’s wallet.
Like a boss
Just Journey I think that's his
I would've done the same thing 😂😂
IKR
what if he wanted to take his wallet for his ID? or maybe he just stole it cuz of money
Stan has defeated 3 bald eagles with ease, a horde of zombies with nothing but a bat and brass knuckles, a pterodactyl in hand to hand combat, and an inter dimensional demon with godlike powers using nothing but his wits. Stan is truly built different.
Fr he’s just a different breed
I am scared sometimes of him fr
don’t forget him escaping the agents and tricking them
He can meet God himself and be unafraid of his sins
And he thought he was good for nothing!
Stan taking on zombies using brass knuckles may still be one of the most badass things I've ever seen.
Seriously, the guy was PUNCHING zombies without a hint of hesitation.
Badass.
And wining to at that
Dead Rising in a nutshell.
To be honest I feel like I want to teach Stan how to make combo weapon's and combo vehicle's (in the field like Nick Ramos)
Not ONLY that, but he was presumably swinging the bat with them on as he would've had no time for a weapon swap. Meaning he was swinging and bashing skulls with a bat *without two out of three knuckles.* That's both painful as hell and you have no grip, but he pulled it off
Must protect family, he can't loose anymore
“ANYONE ELSE WANNA PIECE?!”
2:47
"You won't get away with this!"
*Stan gets away with it*
Preston Murdock ***gets away with it instantly***
5 seconds later.....
Preston Murdock 🤣🤣
Preston Murdock and then dies from mug.
Que always sunny in Philadelphia intro
Can we admire the fact that Stanley literally made a God plead to him to live
That’s what we call the chaddest of chads
A true badass
And followed through anyway
Yep
And punched him too
This, this is exactly why Stan is my favorite character in Gravity Falls it is hilarious and he is awesome
Somehow, I compare him to Scrooge McDuck. They may be money hungry but they are not heartless... Not to mention that they'll do anything for their families.
@@ARTSONICFAN990 facts
@@josephamaya9774 And I'm not just referring to the original Scrooge McDuck but also the 2017 Reboot Scrooge McDuck.
@@ARTSONICFAN990 I never seen the old version but I have seen the 2017 one and I love it
@@josephamaya9774 I love both versions to be honest. The reboot may be better in terms of story but the original has its timeless charm.
When we see Stan’s flashbacks, he is always portrayed as a self centered crook, but he is actually constantly going to great lengths to defend his family.
Facts
Yep. He learned about helping his family after he lost his brother
@@lordmonocr6206 Even before that all he did was for and because of his family
Tbf, he WAS a crook for decades.
Still is, he did take that agent's wallet on the way out, even if the money was just wasted on a diversion.
"The only wrinkly monster that harasses my family is *ME* "
yunyun capece -Stanley pines 2014
I can relate
No ME YOU DREAM DEMON
Can we appreciate the fact that he took out roughly twenty zombies in close quarters with nothing but a bat and some brass knuckles?
When it comes to family, he really cares.
Scrooge McDuck might be friends with Stan because they got a lot in common.
Stanford survived 30 years traveling alternate dimensions. Stanley survived a summer of kicking monster butt in Gravity Falls with his niece and nephew and (nearly) sacrificed his memory to defeat a demon. Dipper unearthed multiple supernatural mysteries in a spooky Oregon town and (with the help of his family and friends) stopped a demon apocalypse.
It's safe to say the Pines men are badasses.
pREACH
And Mabel. Just Mabel.
I totally agree
RavenSkies I mean, Mable kind of caused Weirdmagedon by being tricked by Bill.
Mabel saved Dipper from falling out a window when he fought with Gideon and she also saved Dipper when they fell off the bridge due to Gideon's robot.
Mabel was the key that allowed Ford to return, if she had shut the portal down Ford wouldn't have come back. Mabel helped Mermando get home. Mabel got the unicorn hair to protect the shack.
Mabel discovered the gnomes weakness. Mabel has done some pretty bad ass things herself. Remember Mabel didn't know what the rift was and she didn't know Bill was tricking her. She had no way of knowing that what she did would lead to Weirdmageddon.
Anyways don't sell Mabel short. She's done some amazing things too.
I love the subversion of the trope at 1:25 - usually, the "monster intercepts and breaks the hero's weapon" is a sign that the baddies are too powerful and the hero will eventually run and/or lose the fight. But Stan just immediately switches to the brass knuckles and keeps fighting
And when that doesn’t work he throws a clock at them
That Sting as the brass knuckles connect sends chills down my spine.
Stanley didn't hear no bell.
We all forget sometimes that he once punched solid 2x4s as a child
You’re right
tbh probably why he gave the zombie the bat
Those boards were probably really old though.
@@iantaggart3064 I know it's been a year, but due to the location and age of the boards, they were likely petrified. Petrified wood is more similar to rock in terms of toughness, making Stan's feat of strength even more impressive, at that age no less.
@@commodorexhow have I found this comment 😂
1:33 the zombie missed Stan... BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Get it?
Did you steal that and change it from the comics about Stanford and Bill
And yes I get it
HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER
He actually hit him
4:10 "If I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford."
Stan will never die! 👍 He’ll steal immortality
4:07
"Look at me you one-eyed demon! You're a real wise guy, but you made ONE fatal mistake. You messed with my family!"
- Grunkle Stanley
5:22
That hit me deep
Scrooge McDuck: Mad respect to you, Laddy.
@billyboymgeyo a rando pfpe1729
@@billyboymgee1729 yo a rando pfp
Sorry for say it again i can't see the first one
0:48, 1:00, 5:50 Stan’s breathing after kicking ass is so amazing
You should try exercising
@@Annuhlynne I just like it
*HAUGH*
*haugh*
haugh
im not sure how to feel about this lol🤣
@@marzbarzsz accurate
The part that gives me chills (isn't in the video) is when he pulls out his brass knuckles to threaten the busdriver to let Mabel take Waddles
and that bus driver had two options on how he wants to be convinced
Tbh, I love that part too... Also, his brother Stanford showed his gun to the bus driver to join Stanley on the intimidation.
Fun Fact: That bus driver is Kyle MacLachlan from Twin Peaks. My guess is since the show was somewhat based on Twin Peaks, Alex Hirsch probably wanted to get Kyle on as tribute
@@ARTSONICFAN990 what I love is that Ford's gun isn't a regular gun, it's clearly some kind of alien ray gun and the bus driver took one look and decided he didn't want to know what it did
@@jonathantadlock-stein2023 Precisely the point.
Both Stanley and Stanford are incredibly badass, you have to admit
@Kagereneko I still have no idea how he did that considering that plan revolved on Gideon reacting to Dipper and turning around lmao
Ye Stanley defeated bill with with and Stanford bought the shack some time and caused the face of with bill
They're at their late 60s and have a better physique than me. I need to go to the gym 😭
The noise that is made when stan clocks the zombie with his brass knuckles is so satisfying.
Just the echo of it made it seem so much more painful
The stance after that too.
I think for me, it’s the immediate response to his bat getting broken. There’s no moment of oh crap what am I going to do, he’s already prepared
1:27
@@amanda36731:28
ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?
Badass quote right there.
Dude Stan was a great uncle. He was greedy and selfish a lot but this man risked his life multiple times for his kids. (Just gunna say kids) even his kids pet because he knew it would hurt her.
10/10
yeah he even knew how stupid it was but still did it to keep his kids happy
Yeah it’s true
Stan is indeed a great uncle by definition :^)
The only reason he was greedy was to fund fixing the machine.
@@lens_hunter add his father to the list
4:11 I love how they just understood the mission like that 😂
It's a sibling thing, of course they understood.
That final scene… ALWAYS gives me chills!
Understandable. But at least it has a very satisfying scene: 5:49
One thing I love about that final scene is how the entire time bill had been all powerful, yet in his last moments he was begging someone he had maybe 2 interactions with throughout the entire show for mercy
"I can still drop you you know"
Boomur TeNT You know, I get the feeling that Stanley feels that after all the dumb, selfish mistakes he's made over his long life, the only thing that gives it any meaning is his family, so ensuring their well-being is worth any self-sacrifice. Reminds me of a quote I read in one of Rick Riordan's Mythaverse books from a good Roman Emperor that escapes me at the moment.
damn, nice insight
read this while it was playing
“THE ONLY WRINKLY MONSTER WHO HARRASSES MY FAMILY IS ME!”
Kids if I die make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford
Stan is honestly the best character in the show. He's the best developed, most mysterious, most bada**, hilarious, and risked his memory to save his family and universe against a psycho one-eyed triangle demon.
*dorito with a top hat.
Stan's ability to move so effortlessly in 0G shows he has an almost instinctual understanding of the physics behind it, while the agents around him are practically unable to do anything. Couple that with his ability to decipher Ford's writings to operate the portal, Stan is a lot smarter than he seems.
Even after all these years, Bill's death still hits just as hard as it did. Phenomenally staged and worked out scene and a worthy end to such a ravenous, phenomenal villain as Bill. The music absolutely does the scene justice too.
It's so badass and satisfying.
Maybe he's lazy and did bad things but EVERYONE has to agree...HES A TOTAL BADASS
Sounds like a certain skeleton I know whose name starts with S...
@@Xman34washere [insert gravity falls megalo]
@@Xman34washere Sans?
Greedy ? Kinda but lazy? I actually don't agree, Stan is NOT lazy at all. He spend 30 years of his life to bring back Ford working in the mystery shack to pay the bills and working in that portal in the night. He at least spend 12 h per day working in both things, he deserved to rest :(
FROM HECK'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!
😂😂😂
I really do love seeing Stan being badass
Moby-dick is a great novel
The best way to curse when your censored
He says stabeth thee
5:30 when your little brother starts crying and says that he will tell mom
YEAH 🤣🤣🤣
This comment is underated
Lol yea
lol
Do you bug out after and punch them?
Let's be real somewhere in the animated multiverse Stanley Pines and Rick Sanchez are the best of friends.
Well, when Rick is running away from the other ricks, and opening a bunch of portals, the question mark mug, pen, and notebook go through one of the portals. The same items that were sucked into the portal when stan started it up. So they are connected in some way.
@@declan722 that my friend is what we call an "easter egg"
alex hirsch and justin roiland (co-creator of rick & morty) are good friends, so it makes sense that a detail like that was added
I still say stan and ford pines were part of Rick's freedom fighters along with bird person and squanchy
Well ford and Rick are know each other canonically and the gravity falls dimension and Rick and morty dimension are confirmed to be linked
@@GoddessOfRot117 where is this said
To this day Stanley's memory gun scene gives me chills
The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me!
I'm going to say that one day when I'm 90
Who is aint?
Do it
70*
Assuming you get to that age.
Please actually do that XD
The Coolest Uncle of all Time. (Iroh is the most Wholesome one)
But only because he doesn't fight as often
2nd best uncle. Scrooge McDuck is the 1st.
Iroh is still very cool
When life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich
Iroh is Lawful Good and Stanley is Chaotic Good
1:00 what round is Stanley on in zombies mode cause he's doing so good
Jesse fortnite save the world mode
38
They're still walking so maybe round 10
Jesse I think he has widows wine, juggernog, speed cola, and 120000 points. And he’s only using galvaknuckles and a baseball bat, and he’s on round 20.
Wave 1 maybe 2
Due to the zombies going down with one melee hit
I like how Bill Cipher was trying to make some curse so he can come back before he literally breaks apart and melts before getting punched and get torn to millions of pieces.
The reverse message to Axolotl?
@@shadydaemon4178yh it wasn’t a curse.
in matpats vid he reversed the message and gets
“A-X-O-L-O-T-L my time has come to burn i invoke the ancient power that i may return!”
@@ninjagirl-ri1pc I k ow it wasn’t a curse you goober. It wouldn’t make any sense. Although it does make you wonder if he will indeed…
And then he wound up in therapy
2:10
Can we appreciate that ron swanson is one of the few people who almost locked up stan pines
Every time I think “hey, I’m ready to face that last scene” and you know what?
Every time I’m wrong. Every time.
New law broken by Stan:physics
he broke every law in book
now he's breaking laws universe
gamer orp who needs physics anyway
Tegin Alihan Güç true
Now all he needs to do is break the law of the jungle.
@@pixwool Maybe by making a dog the ruler of a Jungle?
the final scene alone would make me sigh at most, but that sense of having completed your purpose that the song in the background gives is just overwhelming
5:25 "You made one mistake: you really pissed me off" Stanley Kujo
Can we all appreciate that stan didnt even graduate high school and managed to rebuild an interdimensional portal sure it took him 30 years but he was only working with journal #1 and didnt know about the invisible ink and when he did have all the journals and know of the ink it only took like what a few weeks to rebuild the portal
Stanly pretty damn smart even though he's not as smart as Stanford.
"get ready to die twice" literally epic
Has Stan(ley) Pines hasen't accomplished anything else?
1. Punched a Pterodactyl In the face, And killed it.
2. Survived and KILLED An entire Horde of zombies with brass knuckles.
3. Gotten out of a Room filled with Security Guards. WHILE CUFFED.
4. And punched 3 Bald eagles to death. And Survived a Jump while an explosion is happening. And dived into a Stock-pile of Seeds.
phenomenal gaming123 John cena in his later years
phenomenal gaming123 I think we found Chuck Norris grandfather.
phenomenal gaming123. What about defeating an undefeatable being
Nolan Chojnacki Woah Woah, do not metion that in here, it gives me nightmares.
Bill Cipher How's your eye
The fact he skillfully escaped in a 0G environment and stole someone’s wallet along the way is hilarious
3:20
Nothing says America like punching the national bird
3:20 to 3:24
AMERICA! F.CK YEAH!
🦅 🗣️ HE JUST COMMITTED A FELONY 🗣️🦅
Grunkle Stan has a higher body count than most serial killers
"That llama knew too much!"
@@nicholaslanelaningham6857 🤣🤣🤣
@@shadydaemon4178"There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our Graves!"
@@nicholaslanelaningham6857 Yeah
@@shadydaemon4178 "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
"From hecks heart I STAB AT THEE!"
DepthCharge936 i read that right when he said it
When Disney won't let you say hell
It says from hex’s heart I stab at the
Isn’t that a reference to Moby Dick
"For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"
“Guess i was good for something after all” DONT MAKE ME CRY LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN
5:09
Stan:This is fine.
Edit:HOLY COW,thx for the likes!
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He’s probably hiding his fan girling
*There’s totally nothing going on right now that is any of my concern*
Accurate tho
Your Welcome
If there's one thing I learned watching this show, it's that Stan maybe a liar, a cheat, a money grubber and a con man, but the one thing that truly matters to him above all else, is family. And no one can deny that. When push comes to shove, he'll do anything to protect his family.
Can we acknowledge that Stan punches a pterodactyl and doesn’t fall off. His leg strength must be top tier
Also by killing the final member of a naturally wiped out species he claimed the rights to say he carried out the genocide of dinosaurs by getting the last one
@@tbuckley2031wasn’t there a baby and also all the Dinos in the amber
Somehow, Alex Hirsch made Stan the perfectly realistic uncle/grandpa character.
Surprisingly you’re right
1:55 I just realized that the Government Agent that’s taking Stanley away is voices by the guy that plays Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec.
It's Axe Cop
we've been told several times how stupid Stan is, But we've been shown time and time again otherwise lol
Stronk Grunkle
He stupid, but he make up for that flaw with clever wits and strong will power.
I mean this man in his elder years just brass knuckles a bunch of zombies and live.
He is a stronkle.
@@THG_thehumangod
A *stronkle* indeed
Yeah he's not dumb.
He has different skis than his bro
Ayo hey
The moment Stan upper cuts a zombie with a knuckle duster, is the coolest moment in the entire show
1:27
Watching this, I noticed all of his scenes being badass literally involve him protecting or doing something for the sake of his family. Despite seeing himself as a failure and below his brother as well as thinking so little of himself, his greatest moments of success come from him caring for his family over everything to the point he'd do the impossible for them. Cuz like in his own words, "Everything he worked for, everything he ever cared about, it was all for his family". 😭😭😭
Honestly this show just gets better and better the more I watch it. I love you Gravity Falls.
Him & Wendy are the most savage characters 😂😂
And that's why we love em.
They’re my favorites. Also Soos
If he did all of this in his late 60's, I can't imagine how strong he was in his physical prime.
5:04 "you're goin down bill"
the casual way he says it and kicks back is SO BADASS I LOVE IT
Agreed
5:36 Take note of Stanley's posture. A reality-warping nightmare demon-god is falling apart in front of him, and he's barely even phased.
He's not impressed. He's not scared. He's not worried about whether a mortal is capable of killing a god.
He's had enough of this jerk, and he's going to punch him right in the face.
4:58, Grunkle Stan's best move yet. For being less intelligent than Ford, that was very clever.
Of all the people he conned, he ended up conning the ultimate victim: A literal overpowered god/demon!
@@ARTSONICFAN990he even did that shit again in the book of bill
All of this is even more impressive when you remember that he’s their GREAT uncle! The wiki says he’s most likely in his 60’s or older!
Most people in their physical prime couldn’t do what he does!
Can we talk about how unbelievably JACKED Stan is, He held up 2 children by a rope with 1 hand! Not to mention he also pulled both of them up afterwards, and didn’t even break a sweat
im so obsessed with him he's amazing
5:45 I know he's speaking backwards, but it always sounds like he's saying "dang it"
Actually what said in reverse was:
A X O L O T L! My time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!
Seriously, he spelled Axolotl whilst speaking in reversed.
@@shadydaemon4178 Well that's what I meant, I know he's saying that whole message in reverse, it just sounds like "Dang it" at the end. Which I find kind of funny
@@elihugonzalez2945 yeah
@shadydaemon4178 so Bill WAS supposed to come back at sometime but they stopped
Stan: when there’s no cops around *WE ARE ALL BADASSES*
Best grunkle 11/10
Bipper [Gravity falls bill and dipper] *whisper* hello
Bipper [Gravity falls bill and dipper] would be scared of him again
Bipper [Gravity falls bill and dipper] gr8est m8 2018 8/8 it's gr8 m8
Izzy: *hugs Ford*
Power of the GRUNK
"Turn around and look at me, you one eyed demon"
I think that's Stan's most badass line
0:12 i can feel the bill cipher in him
I don’t see it.
@@shadydaemon4178 Its referring to the VA.
i’m inside him.
@@JakeIsW LMFAO
@@JakeIsW What if I go inside of you
Even though it's a kids show, I distinctly remember thinking "This is where he redeems himself by sacrificing his life for the twins." more than once.
Stan Pines, the man who made an eldritch being _beg for his life_ before punching him into oblivion.
4:35 It was that moment I knew, I screwed up:,(
(Pats back)It okay Bill Cipher we all know you JUST GOT DUNKED ON!!!
But your still one of my favorite villians :D
One punch
Thank the gods of Olympus that worked!!! ♊💙💙✌ Miss gravity falls drop a like?
You will return
you're a real wise guy, but u made one fatal mistake
ya bill, go to hell
i may or may not have had an "oh no, he's hot" moment when he started swinging that baseball bat at those zombies. 💀
Can't blame you
Yeah returning to this show after almost a decade and seeing that scene over again was an interesting experience. It’s my most defining Stan moment in my mind now (mainly because he’s a badass)
for me, it was especially true when he began punching them
like hoW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THINGS FOR A GRANDPA
5:22 “It’s not like I using this space for much anyway.” One of my favorite auotes
"Alright you undead jerks, you ready to die TWICE?" man was pissed damn
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Grunkle Cena
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This is real wrestling
Do do do doooo
Lmao
5:40
Now that is the best scene in an animated cartoon series (excluding anime) I have ever seen
For the context of why he was speaking in backwards: The sing right here on your Time stamp shows Bill siher the evil Dorito dying but saying something in backwards somebody actually reversed it and he actually said” A-X-O-L-O-T-L my time does come to burn I invoke the ancient power that I might return!” What people are saying why did he chance about an axolotl well in the book dipper and Mabel in the time pirates treasure (I think) dipper and Mabel go to space and find a giant axolotl in the sky Dipper ask it a question” what do you know about Bill?” Super sad to the axolotl axolotl replied” 60° that come in threes Watches from within birch trees so his own dimension burn Mrs. home and can’t return says he’s happy he’s a liar blame the arson for the fire if he wants to share the blame he’ll have to unlock my name one way to you about his crime a different form a different time” if you search up” Bill and the axolotl theory” you might see a lot of videos of it I hope this information helps
One of the most badass characters of cartoon history ever.
Is nobody going to talk about 2:27? This man’s perfectly times the gravity anomaly, moves around in 0G like a pro, while also foiling the entire CIA all just to bring his brother back to his dimension
This video sums up why Stan is my favorite Gravity Falls character. Yeah he might look like a jerk who cares more about himself but deep down he loves Mabel and Dipper and is always there to protect them no matter what.
5:00 that scene allways make me cry
WHO THOUGH WATCHING SOMEONE LIKE STAN FIGHTING WOULD BE SO BADASS? NOT ME ANYWAY
*touch*
Skyific SOMBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
It is amazing the fact that stan is 50+ years old but literally climbs through a cliff not even breaking a SWEAT
Stan commanded a literal demon to look him in the eyes as he was dying. How much more badass can you get?
With all the strange rules and ways you legally have to treat bald eagles it's very therapeutic to see Stan the Man punching three of them.
3:19 to 3:24
This should be on a 4th Of July video.
1:00 - This ONE picture speaks a thousand words how badass Grunkle Stan is.
When my two nieces have kids of their own, Im going to be called "Grunkle Charles!"
That’s the coolest Grunkle I’ve seen
If you DON'T cry during that last scene when Stan gives himself up to save the world...... you are not human and you have no soul
😭❤😭❤😭
I felt this sadness too buddy.
Same
That was..very..very offensive
It's an animated show..
@@E24gamer yes and?
Sometimes I forgot how awesome this show was.
I used to hate old-man oversized rings, then we got to see Stan reveal they're basically knuckledusters and now I want to make sure I have a set when I'm old.
those _are_ brass knuckles lol, you can see the palm rest
Doctor: “You have 6 minutes and 6 seconds to live.”
Me: *plays video*