Cop Vs. Katana Wielding Neckbeard

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  2 місяці тому +644

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    • @AuringasLTU
      @AuringasLTU 2 місяці тому +9

      Ok donut

    • @WilliamWalsh-fr7tz
      @WilliamWalsh-fr7tz 2 місяці тому +1

      Hi😍😍

    • @ryanleonard3258
      @ryanleonard3258 2 місяці тому

      God damn

    • @indigence1178
      @indigence1178 2 місяці тому +4

      Did you mean Pennsylvania, the state? You said Philadelphia....like the city. Great video though!

    • @light5699
      @light5699 2 місяці тому

      I knew you would post this one, lol!

  • @Ryfoster501
    @Ryfoster501 2 місяці тому +5325

    Cop: "And then a crazy guy came at me with a sword!"
    WWII Marines: "First time?"

    • @UraniumFever3
      @UraniumFever3 2 місяці тому +56

      lol

    • @sgotblocks
      @sgotblocks 2 місяці тому +348

      UK children: “First time?”
      😂😂😂😂

    • @fasillimerick7394
      @fasillimerick7394 2 місяці тому +122

      *BANZAI!*

    • @phforNZ
      @phforNZ 2 місяці тому +77

      Careful, you'll scare the Germans

    • @theophaniateayaskuldice9201
      @theophaniateayaskuldice9201 2 місяці тому +47

      Fruit ninja katana larper..His GrandPappy was Dyonisis? He pronounced die-on-asphalt, wrong.

  • @edt3594
    @edt3594 2 місяці тому +10174

    he cut both bullets in half, unfortunately the 4 projectiles entered his chest.

    • @TheRiverwolford
      @TheRiverwolford 2 місяці тому +456

      "I did it!"
      "then why you on the ground looking sad?"
      "Two bullets..."

    • @happygardevoir
      @happygardevoir 2 місяці тому +64

      "Two bullets you say?!" ​@TheRiverwolford

    • @zippoamerika8794
      @zippoamerika8794 2 місяці тому +25

      thats funny dude 😂

    • @luka188
      @luka188 2 місяці тому +33

      -Did he actually cut them, or is this a meme? If so, he wasn't lying when he said he worked hard to master the blade xD- After watching the video, it is certainly a meme lmao

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 2 місяці тому +29

      @@luka188 He didnt, but it is actually possible. Not always and only with slow bullets (less lethal), still insanely impressive tho.

  • @johnvirtudez8958
    @johnvirtudez8958 Місяць тому +855

    That guy spent decades "studying the blade", only to lose to a cop with the power of friendship and a gun that's assigned to him😂

    • @Tttt-740
      @Tttt-740 Місяць тому +44

      Everyone knows the town gaurds are OP

    • @kingchangi8432
      @kingchangi8432 15 днів тому +13

      "now witness my power, as i send you to your gods with the power of friendship, and this barretta they gave me"

    • @sun_vfx
      @sun_vfx 10 днів тому +3

      Trust me anyone who actually trained with a sword, wouldn’t even be in that situation to begin with 😂

    • @kingchangi8432
      @kingchangi8432 10 днів тому +3

      @@sun_vfx right dude. as a martial arts instructor, listening to him was fucking painful. "decendent of Dionysus" LOL

    • @staringgasmask
      @staringgasmask 5 днів тому +4

      ​@@kingchangi8432that just means he drank a godly amount of wine before the shootout

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 Місяць тому +956

    "I'm a Related to Dionysus"
    Ah, the Greek god of drinking, that explains a lot

    • @argstreamer2094
      @argstreamer2094 Місяць тому +22

      Failure of housing and healthcare systems contributed to mental health and potential substance abuse resulting from unqualified self medication and other external exacerbations that lead to the victim’s unfortunate and untimely end.

    • @ravenval5046
      @ravenval5046 Місяць тому

      @@argstreamer2094 If you're here to say the solution is communism, you are wrong.

    • @Bayleejn2002
      @Bayleejn2002 Місяць тому +29

      @@argstreamer2094 nah that’s his fault 😂

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 Місяць тому +16

      I strongly (no pun intended) suspect the weeb was on something stronger than alcohol.

    • @admiralspire
      @admiralspire Місяць тому +14

      @@argstreamer2094 Probably, but it's a special kind of stupid to remain at about a 5-10 meter distance from 2 cops with guns while being terribly out of shape at the same time.
      Not to mention they are wearing kevlar which is very cut resistant and pretty difficult to stab through.

  • @PortableCoincidenceMachine
    @PortableCoincidenceMachine 2 місяці тому +4651

    Would it not have been more sporting for the officer to unsheathe his OWN katana and defend the honour of the Pima County Sheriff’s Department?

    • @sadlerbw9
      @sadlerbw9 2 місяці тому +484

      NGL, if the officer pulled a set of nunchucks out of his belt and started doing some Bruce Lee warmup shit, it would have been the most bad-ass thing I've seen in years.

    • @bjorntrollgesicht1144
      @bjorntrollgesicht1144 2 місяці тому +219

      A sword fight is always dangerous, even with an untrained opponent. You see, they often disregard their own safety and just try to hit you if they see an opening. Essentially you fight with a kamikaze.

    • @dumptruck5138
      @dumptruck5138 2 місяці тому

      @@bjorntrollgesicht1144 🤓

    • @mimiagain
      @mimiagain 2 місяці тому +9

      🤣

    • @user-white007
      @user-white007 2 місяці тому +146

      @@bjorntrollgesicht1144doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be BADASS

  • @Moneysreal
    @Moneysreal 2 місяці тому +4969

    "Reincarnated in Another World After Being Shot by Officers While Charging With My Katana"

    • @SuperConanBarbarian
      @SuperConanBarbarian 2 місяці тому +171

      Fantastic title!!

    • @anonomaly
      @anonomaly 2 місяці тому +380

      You know what pisses me off? That's not even an exaggeration. Here, I'll show you. Mind you, this title is actually a real novel - "A Genius Healer Who Can Treat Instantly but Was Banished From Party Considered Doing Nothing ~ Even if They Told Him to Come Back Now, He Is Now Having Fun as a Dark Healer Now, So the Treatment Will Be Expensive, but Can You Pay for It? ~"

    • @SuperConanBarbarian
      @SuperConanBarbarian 2 місяці тому +86

      @@anonomaly Yikes!! That's a mouth full!

    • @Moneysreal
      @Moneysreal 2 місяці тому +280

      @@SuperConanBarbarian but he’s right, the isekai genre writes more shit in the title than they do the plot nowadays.

    • @Masteroftheweb
      @Masteroftheweb 2 місяці тому

      Now THAT is a fucking isekai satire I'd love to see! His "Cheat" power is that he's lucky enough to not die to his stupidity... But not like... Domino lucky where shit always works out for him. Everyone around him is the one making things happen. He's just there being a weeb moron.

  • @naturemodality
    @naturemodality Місяць тому +175

    "He ran at the police officers" He was moving at the speed of an unambitious scallop

    • @KlockoFett
      @KlockoFett 14 днів тому +13

      Unambitious scallop makes this a way underrated comment.

    • @NewFurCat
      @NewFurCat 9 днів тому +3

      Now THAT was funny!

    • @jacobmorse2564
      @jacobmorse2564 5 годин тому

      How fast is an ambitious scallop? And if you could give me that answer relative to a European swallow burdened by a coconut, I’d appreciate it.

  • @_00_-_SHADOW_-_00_
    @_00_-_SHADOW_-_00_ 2 місяці тому +353

    bros inner monologue really be like:
    "damn, two cops with weapons drawn on me, if I can move fast enough I could deflect their shots, take the one out on the right, then with my first form, get behind the second at lightning fast speed I've been training for this my whole life and I finally get to use my final form, these cops don't stand a chance against my raw power, Donut breathing, 1st form, INFINITE GLAZE!" *instant death*

    • @AtomBomb420
      @AtomBomb420 21 день тому +16

      This is really how an anime character would monologue, just minus the plot armor, and speed, and all of the badass stuff from anime tbh.
      Really though, who thinks to charge 2 trained pistol wielding cops with a katana and expect to NOT get indiana jones'd

    • @reallymentalpig1173
      @reallymentalpig1173 10 днів тому +2

      @@AtomBomb420 anime addicted weebs

    • @Tyarrk
      @Tyarrk 9 днів тому +5

      @@reallymentalpig1173 please don´t generalize. Idiots are found in every community.

    • @180treehousegang8
      @180treehousegang8 8 днів тому

      @@Tyarrk weeb spotted

    • @chrisheard5727
      @chrisheard5727 7 днів тому +2

      ​@@Tyarrk Please stop watching so much anime and go outside.

  • @Coonder92
    @Coonder92 2 місяці тому +8493

    Dudes got that 3-5 business days movement speed.

    • @mmc9828
      @mmc9828 2 місяці тому +61

      LOL!!

    • @tacticalmattfoley
      @tacticalmattfoley 2 місяці тому +106

      He couldn't even pay to upgrade to the 2-day option.....

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem 2 місяці тому +74

      And it arrives 3days later because it doesn't come by Friday 6pm.

    • @user-nb7co9hs3g
      @user-nb7co9hs3g 2 місяці тому +7

      BRUHHHHH

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel 2 місяці тому +52

      He could probably roll faster than he runs.

  • @steveo4991
    @steveo4991 2 місяці тому +1397

    Dude had all the grace, agility and movement speed of a tectonic plate.

  • @Mothbean
    @Mothbean 2 місяці тому +399

    "What this non-meta character build didn't realize is that he just triggered the boss fight"
    Poetry.

  • @matthewsutphin7508
    @matthewsutphin7508 Місяць тому +170

    Remember Tucson cops don't carry tazers, they carry another gun. That's why this poor bushido didn't make it to his next ninja meeting.

    • @thatguy.9886
      @thatguy.9886 22 дні тому +6

      The percussive tazer

    • @HorridBee248
      @HorridBee248 14 днів тому +7

      Im a complete idiot, but doesnt non-lethal seem like the best in this situation? Maybe one cop w lethal and other w non if they dont immobilize??

    • @supergilley04
      @supergilley04 13 днів тому +5

      @@HorridBee248at that point it isn’t worth the risk. Even with someone untrained, a good swing of a Katana like that can seriously maim or kill someone. There’s something called the 21 foot rule, I won’t explain it here but look it up, it’s a good rule of thumb for melee engagements for officers. These guys looked to be less than or right at 21 feet distance, so in the lethal range of a melee attacker. Also, no cop should be on duty without a lethal option readily available. Perhaps they could have officer duo’s equipped with at least one non-lethal weapon, but at the same time, tasers are known to fail and it’s up to the officers if they’re willing to jeopardize the safety of their own life for that of another’s. I’d say the officers did everything they could to calm the situation, and when that failed, they acted accordingly to protect themselves and possibly many others.

    • @tehClew
      @tehClew 6 днів тому +3

      @@HorridBee248a sword is lethal is it not? Lethal requires lethal.

    • @HorridBee248
      @HorridBee248 3 дні тому

      @@tehClew eh, based off my amateur character assessment, ol’ reddit mod wants to act out his dream. You think hes throwing his YEARS of technique out the window??? Fatso isnt smart enough spear it. At least try to taze him and save a soul.

  • @jordogordo6280
    @jordogordo6280 2 місяці тому +1555

    Sword mastery : Lvl 50
    Cardio: Lvl 1

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 2 місяці тому +55

      Being alive: Lvl 0

    • @Sparkofhope621
      @Sparkofhope621 2 місяці тому +27

      You’re supposed to level them both to be at least 25/25 to have the meta build skills unlocked like Perfect Riposte or Swift Step by the time you get to the Blue Sentinels boss in the Abyssal Sun Motel dungeon. Their projectile will one shot every time it’s kind of a gimmicky boss. It’s basically impossible when you can’t parry the bullets into a counter or at least dodge them. If you really need to cheese the Blue Sentinels boss you can just use Throw Voice on a nearby black npc and it will almost always draw aggro off you. I can’t tell if it’s a glitch or part of the bosses mechanics but it’s still possible on patch 2.0.24

    • @UnflatteringRat
      @UnflatteringRat 2 місяці тому +4

      And got kwack kwack

    • @ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235
      @ayomrwhiteigotdrip6235 2 місяці тому +1

      Jjk Tuscon hotel incident

    • @m0ment219
      @m0ment219 2 місяці тому +1

      More like, Cardio: NaN

  • @unionjakass6589
    @unionjakass6589 2 місяці тому +5984

    “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! RAAAAAGH!”
    *Gunshots*

    • @skulltimore
      @skulltimore 2 місяці тому

      ua-cam.com/video/AtDij1C-704/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared

    • @SparrowHawk784
      @SparrowHawk784 2 місяці тому +178

      (Quacks)

    • @crocadillius6418
      @crocadillius6418 2 місяці тому +87

      Like the scene from Indiana Jones

    • @jonesy19691
      @jonesy19691 2 місяці тому +30

      His power ended real quick!

    • @davidcastillo4141
      @davidcastillo4141 2 місяці тому +11

      That markiplier clip from unnus annus

  • @oldscratch426
    @oldscratch426 Місяць тому +39

    First rule of karate is that gun beats karate every time
    -American Dad

  • @Th3_34gl3
    @Th3_34gl3 Місяць тому +88

    Moral of the story: Unless the wielder is someone like Vergil Sparda, Alexander Anderson, Corvo Attano, or Kabal, the bullet is mightier than the blade.

    • @ThePotatoFarmer_
      @ThePotatoFarmer_ Місяць тому +8

      And in Corvos case, he uses both! And magic and crossbows on the side!

    • @immortalnub
      @immortalnub 24 дні тому +7

      There's also jetstream sam and raiden.

    • @snipersougo13
      @snipersougo13 23 дні тому +1

      And Anderson lost against a guy with guns

    • @Th3_34gl3
      @Th3_34gl3 23 дні тому +2

      @@snipersougo13 To be fair, that guy was Dracula, and Anderson doesn't target police.

    • @andrewpellman6605
      @andrewpellman6605 20 днів тому +1

      ​@@Th3_34gl3*Alucard
      I know that's just his name backwards but Dracula persona is: climb in your window at 2:00 am "I vant to suck your blood." and the Alucard persona is more like: I'm going to go get a life time ban from Dave and Busters, then I'm going to shoot Jeff Bezos becuz he's an asshole.

  • @KloutGawdKhaos
    @KloutGawdKhaos 2 місяці тому +1154

    Love the attention to detail of him throwing the sheathe. Traditionally, when a samurai throws his sheathe away before a fight, he isn’t expecting to live through the fight.

    • @notajaxon9476
      @notajaxon9476 2 місяці тому +204

      Interesting, I think it's cool how such little details have such big meanings.

    • @Ulfur8574
      @Ulfur8574 2 місяці тому +242

      He took his training pretty seriously

    • @madgardener5820
      @madgardener5820 2 місяці тому +88

      I've learnt something today.
      Thank you

    • @LucasJackson_37
      @LucasJackson_37 2 місяці тому +50

      Great good to know next time I play Elden Ring ..

    • @krow7402
      @krow7402 2 місяці тому +129

      @@LucasJackson_37 Walking over my nineteen sheaths, going through the fog door and dropping the 20th lmao

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 2 місяці тому +5029

    Looks like the “Power of Friendship” wasn’t enough to stop your average run of the mill patrol officer.

    • @lycanhussar
      @lycanhussar 2 місяці тому +197

      Biggest anime Plot twist The cop was the one with friendship

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 2 місяці тому +62

      Friendship was in fact not magic this time.

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 2 місяці тому +27

      Maybe if he did the Care Bear Stare?

    • @badhabitsfr
      @badhabitsfr 2 місяці тому +4

      real

    • @DaHoboShack
      @DaHoboShack 2 місяці тому +34

      He was not the main character in his isaki

  • @flakdampler11
    @flakdampler11 Місяць тому +86

    First dude forgot to use shadow clones so they didn’t know which one to shoot at

  • @sbrunscheon
    @sbrunscheon Місяць тому +102

    Bro had a weapon, vaguely implied some degree of proficience, drew said weapon, and charged officers. Yeah, get your vacation then return to duty.

  • @anothergamingchannel2656
    @anothergamingchannel2656 2 місяці тому +1907

    1st man died the death of a true warrior, in battle with his weapon drawn and with honor, like a true samurai. He shall forever be remembered as the ghost of Pima County.

    • @SaraSaraBoBara1
      @SaraSaraBoBara1 2 місяці тому +71

      I’m loving this comment section, but sir, this comment wins!

    • @mikeespinoza5733
      @mikeespinoza5733 2 місяці тому +50

      he didn't die in combat he died during what was essentially a traffic stop.

    • @oklart377
      @oklart377 2 місяці тому +1

      🤣

    • @billutimmeiscool4114
      @billutimmeiscool4114 2 місяці тому +40

      @@mikeespinoza5733that was combat

    • @christincrounse4629
      @christincrounse4629 2 місяці тому +59

      As a pima county native, we respectfully decline to give him our name. Staying in a hotel meams he was likely passing through. Thus, not one of us

  • @JOliver4907
    @JOliver4907 2 місяці тому +1321

    Obviously, that fine sword weilding gentleman was a victim of a confusion spell. So the officer, with his quick thinking, cast eternal sleep. I think it was warranted. That officer must be a pretty high-ranking mage.

    • @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056
      @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056 2 місяці тому +36

      Our kind law keeping wizard used his wand to cast magic missile bound with eternal sleep, too bad the fine samurai was hit with a speed debuff

    • @IQsHubby13
      @IQsHubby13 2 місяці тому +20

      Bro used all his 9 milimana

    • @mustangmckraken1150
      @mustangmckraken1150 2 місяці тому +12

      Magic missile never misses, after all

    • @DeNihility
      @DeNihility 2 місяці тому +6

      Red Mage, Blue Mage, White Mage, Black Mage, Bullet Mage.

    • @midwestprepper4345
      @midwestprepper4345 2 місяці тому +3

      Yea he is. He was able to cast a cumbersome spell on neckbeard lol

  • @miroslavconka5325
    @miroslavconka5325 21 день тому +12

    "We weren't going to kick him out, we just wanted him to stop." 😂 The customer service at the days inn is unmatched 😂

  • @jackofalltradesmasterofnon5765
    @jackofalltradesmasterofnon5765 Місяць тому +48

    A couple guys where I used to work responded to an assault in progress call involving weapons one night. When they got on scene they found 2 not quite sober gentlemen having a nerf sword fight in their yard. Needless to say once the adrenaline wore off everyone had a good laugh and a story to tell.

  • @jackfordansk4262
    @jackfordansk4262 2 місяці тому +936

    "I'm related to Dionysus." You know, the guy who not only didn't wield a sword, but wasn't even in the same culture as the katana.

    • @Zorothegallade-gg7zg
      @Zorothegallade-gg7zg 2 місяці тому +163

      Dionysus is the god of wine and the guy probably had a lot in his system. That would make him blood related.

    • @JaxBTW
      @JaxBTW 2 місяці тому +7

      Fr

    • @Maxrepfitgm
      @Maxrepfitgm 2 місяці тому +31

      Didn't Zeus overthrow the Shogunate from Mt Fuji?

    • @jackfordansk4262
      @jackfordansk4262 2 місяці тому +21

      @@Maxrepfitgm No no no, that was Shiva and Baldur with Persian Immortals running interference.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 2 місяці тому +24

      @@jackfordansk4262You got it right but it was Ra and his lesser known handicapped brother Rara.

  • @shanemellor1995
    @shanemellor1995 2 місяці тому +639

    Remember the 21 foot rule, this is the distance an assailant with a bladed weapon can cover before you can get an effective shot off. Unless the assailant is an obese weeb with a katana.

    • @tombattraw1410
      @tombattraw1410 2 місяці тому +50

      That only applies when drawing from an IWB holster.

    • @giantent763
      @giantent763 2 місяці тому +63

      @@tombattraw1410 I was just about to say this. The 21 foot rule does not apply when you already have the drop on a knife user.

    • @UncleRons_3D_Pub
      @UncleRons_3D_Pub 2 місяці тому +18

      this 21 feet wouldbe reduced to 18, if the officers were still holstered, because he had a 3 foot blade... he could save a step

    • @ThePvPtube
      @ThePvPtube 2 місяці тому +26

      Haha more like the 1 foot rule with how slow ol boy was moving

    • @dobbyjenkins3903
      @dobbyjenkins3903 2 місяці тому +1

      Or if youre slow af on the draw

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 2 місяці тому +21

    9:05 hold heck that control was impressive. Holds his ground, solid grip, eliminates the threat and keeps his aim on-target.

  • @AmandaBryan-bv1el
    @AmandaBryan-bv1el Місяць тому +13

    Fun fact: the only person noted in history that survived a gun shooting with only a bladed weapon was Jim Bowie.
    Another fun fact: he STILL got shot! Let that sink in...

    • @christiangrantz6906
      @christiangrantz6906 День тому

      Didn't nathan bedford forrest gut some one who shot him? That wasn't really "knife winning a gun fight" so much as dude walked up and shot him, and Forrest was upset by this

  • @fasillimerick7394
    @fasillimerick7394 2 місяці тому +812

    Here is someone with an actual weapon, charging, and the officer showed restraint, and only needed two shots to stop the threat. This is a profound contrast of the two female officers who blindly fired thirty rounds into an apartment, and of course Deputy Acorn.

    • @NoNonsense316
      @NoNonsense316 2 місяці тому +108

      "Deputy Acorn" 💯👍👍

    • @Mike-eg8ck
      @Mike-eg8ck 2 місяці тому

      Can I add that this female officer also just screamed gun, popped off a random shot or two as she ran behind the car while the male officer dropped him like a sack of potatoes. Female officers are almost always worthless.

    • @jububoobaroo67
      @jububoobaroo67 2 місяці тому +6

      50 iq

    • @mattiemathis9549
      @mattiemathis9549 2 місяці тому +56

      Facts! And I say that as retired female law enforcement. I’ve been retired for quite some time now and, thankfully, never had to kill someone. But the officer(s) are completely justified.
      Means: a fucking sword (it takes 21 ft for the average officer to draw his sidearm). Way closer than 21 feet.
      Opportunity: Dude has a sword
      Intent: He charged the officer brandishing a fucking sword!
      Valid shoot.

    • @corbindallas1954
      @corbindallas1954 2 місяці тому +15

      Can't believe I have to hear Morgan & Morgan commercials on UA-cam now.

  • @godkingcthulhu138
    @godkingcthulhu138 2 місяці тому +955

    "charging" is a strong word for what looked more like a truffle shuffle

    • @NevaG2190
      @NevaG2190 2 місяці тому +21

      😂 I managed not to laugh at other jokes but Goonies will get me every time.

    • @user-lc7jm7sn1h
      @user-lc7jm7sn1h 2 місяці тому +5

      Im pretty cut and fit and i died inside watching that shit

    • @marklivingston1479
      @marklivingston1479 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @EandJenius
      @EandJenius 2 місяці тому +2

      Truffleshuffle 😂

    • @blueridgepatriot1356
      @blueridgepatriot1356 2 місяці тому +3

      Or priss and prance!

  • @Brevski
    @Brevski Місяць тому +9

    “I’m hella responsible” makes you sound nowhere near responsible lmao

  • @Neighborhoodjester
    @Neighborhoodjester Місяць тому +47

    The build, if anyones interested.
    Magic: 9
    Int: 2
    Dex: 1
    Strength: 2
    Speech: -4

    • @riggsvsoliver
      @riggsvsoliver 15 днів тому +1

      I think there’s a typo, dex looked to be 0 😂

    • @Neighborhoodjester
      @Neighborhoodjester 14 днів тому +1

      @@riggsvsoliver nope, no typo. The katana is a 12 dex weapon. He cannot wield it properly

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 11 днів тому

      And he rolled a Natural 2. 😆

    • @jackscott5686
      @jackscott5686 7 днів тому

      Speech was more like negative 100

  • @Waterishloki100
    @Waterishloki100 2 місяці тому +3281

    damn he _looks_ like a discord mod
    edit: he dropped like a light enemy in a video game 😭 bro just fell over
    also italicized looks

    • @dark-gj9wq
      @dark-gj9wq 2 місяці тому +111

      Definitely

    • @Waterishloki100
      @Waterishloki100 2 місяці тому +93

      @@dark-gj9wqfellow cloaker

    • @daviscampbell9020
      @daviscampbell9020 2 місяці тому +54

      Or any moderator.

    • @notaspy1227
      @notaspy1227 2 місяці тому +66

      Former Discord Mod.
      A newly aerated one.

    • @Manu_Lemoine_FR
      @Manu_Lemoine_FR 2 місяці тому +8

      very original ! it has been said 1000 times on police activity, congratulations for your likes

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 2 місяці тому +1433

    The Way of the Katana is a narrow path between two cops. Some are simply too wide to pass.

    • @leanbean8962
      @leanbean8962 2 місяці тому +23

      Shiroyama summed up in 15 seconds😂

    • @aliseharvey20244
      @aliseharvey20244 2 місяці тому +7

      😂

    • @The_Raptor
      @The_Raptor 2 місяці тому +1

      nawwwh :skull:

    • @44saw44
      @44saw44 2 місяці тому +8

      He needed hittori hanzo steel silly rabbit

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 2 місяці тому +5

      Is this a Sun Tzu quote?

  • @wallywest9257
    @wallywest9257 8 днів тому +4

    Bro was about to unleash the 'Ultimate slashy slash cutting lightning speed swinging blurring pace thrusting spiralling swinging scratching atomic attack' if he only had one more second to build up his energy.

  • @zachjenkins7602
    @zachjenkins7602 Місяць тому +7

    That male officer in the second video was not taking any chances with out cover so he had to use a correct amount of force to not get himself injured

  • @brownishtint
    @brownishtint 2 місяці тому +779

    "Why you doin swords out here?" is the most dad thing iver heard in while

    • @thekingflea2199
      @thekingflea2199 Місяць тому +18

      “Hey, buddy heard you got shot playing swords in the parking lot..wanna go get some ice cream?”

    • @commanderknee3821
      @commanderknee3821 Місяць тому +9

      too bad he prolly grew up without one lol

    • @FerociousSniper
      @FerociousSniper Місяць тому +14

      "Are ya doin' swords, son?"

    • @josephmedina6403
      @josephmedina6403 Місяць тому +3

      I’m actually wanting to join local fencing because sword fighting is no fun by yourself

    • @jamiewalker8772
      @jamiewalker8772 Місяць тому

      Sounds like step bros
      Shame cop got fired for that

  • @farshot2713
    @farshot2713 2 місяці тому +713

    If you have to make "woosh" sounds with your mouth when you break into a full sprint at the speed of a run down mobility scooter, you're not that guy.

    • @23Butanedione
      @23Butanedione 2 місяці тому +2

      Who is that guy?

    • @alexs.2774
      @alexs.2774 2 місяці тому +19

      ​@@23Butanedione The cool guy, basically another way of saying " the chosen one", the goat, the VIP.

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 2 місяці тому +2

      Plot twist - it made him that guy

    • @dillonbuel5165
      @dillonbuel5165 2 місяці тому +23

      omg i didn't notice the woosh thats amazing 🤣

    • @danielkeslerjr4407
      @danielkeslerjr4407 2 місяці тому +10

      wow. i had to rewind it.. i cant believe he actually did that.... he must of been DRUNK drunk, lol..

  • @effaroundfindout
    @effaroundfindout Місяць тому +2

    Volgrad hasn't posted for years but I loved watching his OIS compilations and I wished they could have spread to a larger audience because they are so informative of how quickly shit can go south for an officer. This channel is even better because there's commentary.

  • @emeryweaver3796
    @emeryweaver3796 Місяць тому +5

    He would have been unmatchable if he had only drink his mountain dew.. .. sayonara sensei.

  • @tylerrodriguez9233
    @tylerrodriguez9233 2 місяці тому +1252

    Dude had the athleticism of a pack of store brand bologna

    • @topcan5600
      @topcan5600 2 місяці тому +74

      You may not like it, but this is what the peak male athletic form looks like

    • @LeafyMouse4478
      @LeafyMouse4478 2 місяці тому +20

      He’s out of line but he’s right

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 2 місяці тому +37

      Hey that’s offensive.
      The bologna deserves better.

    • @thealgonquin5822
      @thealgonquin5822 2 місяці тому +22

      Dollar store bologna

    • @coolhwhip86
      @coolhwhip86 2 місяці тому +17

      Samurai Flap-Jack

  • @jmart6750
    @jmart6750 2 місяці тому +585

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better description of Tucson than “it looks like all the boring parts of Fallout New Vegas.”

    • @peterlane7128
      @peterlane7128 2 місяці тому +17

      As an Arizona resident who has to go down to Tucson occasionally for business. I can confirm that this is the best way to describe Tucson.

    • @Firaxo
      @Firaxo 2 місяці тому +6

      Is it as bad as Raul makes it to be?

    • @lyingdogfacedponysoldier201
      @lyingdogfacedponysoldier201 2 місяці тому +5

      Its worse​@@Firaxo

    • @christianjacinto7042
      @christianjacinto7042 2 місяці тому +4

      "Some people call it Two Sun but it's Tucson damnit!" 😠 - Raul

    • @uh._.
      @uh._. 2 місяці тому +1

      as a tucson resident, yeah its accurate😮‍💨

  • @Justintime328
    @Justintime328 Місяць тому +1

    Man this officer deserves a medal for patience. What an attempt to try and save this mad man's life.

  • @SabotAndHeat75
    @SabotAndHeat75 Місяць тому +2

    Sword boy’s constant interruptions tell you exactly his respect level towards the cop.

  • @shadowraven137
    @shadowraven137 2 місяці тому +781

    For the first 'thing', i remember cops coming at me after coming home from a weekly LARP (scabbard+handle looked decent in low light). They pulled up on me, i dropped shit cause im not that stupid, 5 mins later the cop car was on the side of the road with highbeams on to illuminate 2 of the cops fighting against eachother with my larp swords at 1AM on a random road(and the winner against me).
    Respect and a sense of humour goes along way.

    • @caledunsmore
      @caledunsmore 2 місяці тому +82

      Hahahah my friend got really cool expensive "Lightsabers" they looked awesome and made all the sounds especially when they hit each other. We were trying them out at night in kind of a field near a road just messing around. Cops drove past and stopped to check it out...they had a chat with us and they tried them out for themselves haha it was a fun little moment they enjoyed it and went on their way.

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus 2 місяці тому +34

      I'm a buhurt fighter , I'm out in public all the time in armor with real swords (ours are dull) we get alot of looks but ive never had any run ins with the law , we always joke about how awkward it's gonna be when the cops like hey... what's with all the sex stuff in ur trunk lol but yes it's attitude, it's perfectly legal to have and carry a sword , ive been stopped on the way to range day with 35 weapons , took a while but the cops where cool about it because I wasn't being rude

    • @nymalous3428
      @nymalous3428 2 місяці тому +17

      @@Cold_Cactus There was a group of people doing that sort of thing in a park when my brother was getting married (in the same park... neither group disrupted the other). It did not look like fun to me, but I had a really great conversation about armor with one of the participants, and the battles were a nice break from wedding stuff. Stay safe!

    • @Kelso540
      @Kelso540 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro. Tell me honestly if this is true.

    • @jigglie8077
      @jigglie8077 2 місяці тому +10

      i was reading a book.
      in a park.
      in broad daylight.
      and someone called the cops.
      3 times in 3 days. different officers every time.
      im sure it was a crackhead calling to get me off the bench so fuck those officers for sending me away

  • @rideshareog
    @rideshareog 2 місяці тому +403

    Bless that LEO'S heart, he genuinely tried to deescalate.

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 2 місяці тому +2

      Odd

    • @Orapac-ln5jd
      @Orapac-ln5jd 2 місяці тому +2

      @@alehlete830 whats odd about trying to deescalate especially when it seems like its someone whose not all there for some reason.

  • @lemonzoid5459
    @lemonzoid5459 2 дні тому +1

    "He was a good kid, he would never hurt anybody"

  • @Yologolow
    @Yologolow 2 місяці тому +4

    He totally acted appropriately I hope he has a speedy recovery god bless him

  • @FullyBakedFINN
    @FullyBakedFINN 2 місяці тому +414

    I love how "can you do that inside?" Was the line he had to defend his honor over

    • @trenthulkinberry7526
      @trenthulkinberry7526 Місяць тому +9

      Bro must've not cared about his honor that much because he ran at like 9 mph towards the officers

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 Місяць тому +9

      ​@trenthulkinberry7526
      9mph is a solid run and almost a sprint.
      Dude was probably doing 1.3mph if that... xD

    • @trenthulkinberry7526
      @trenthulkinberry7526 Місяць тому +3

      @@mr.techaky7655 damn I over measured 😑

    • @ElixirEcho
      @ElixirEcho Місяць тому +1

      Line? Ohh I see what you did there haha

    • @josephmedina6403
      @josephmedina6403 Місяць тому

      Holy crap did those guns have duck calls attached to them ? 🤣

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo 2 місяці тому +446

    Watching 12+ hours of anime every day with old Spaghetti-Os stuck in your beard is not “studying the blade”

    • @nathanaelmcmahan872
      @nathanaelmcmahan872 2 місяці тому +10

      He's been watching Percy Jackson. All the characters are demi-gods.

    • @kd741
      @kd741 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 2 місяці тому +1

      Agreed.
      Okay, sure, I use a lightsaber as a bokken because it's fun but really?

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 2 місяці тому +2

      Oh c'mon, he employed the ancient 'tippy toe towards the threat' technique. That takes minutes of training at least.

  • @onesource5601
    @onesource5601 7 днів тому +1

    “he got real close to that officer real quick” bro was moving at max 3mph 😂

  • @DerFleisch
    @DerFleisch 6 днів тому +1

    That katana guy had a 4th degree black belt in Bulshihtzu.

  • @grandmasteryoda3544
    @grandmasteryoda3544 2 місяці тому +347

    “I’m trying to achieve greatness with the katana” *proceeds to use incorrect form*

    • @angeldesigns1385
      @angeldesigns1385 2 місяці тому +7

      lol he told the cop to “put it down” like he really had enough advance to grant mercy on his foe!

    • @logancaine9616
      @logancaine9616 2 місяці тому +7

      Most dishonerabue!

    • @PurpleBassThumb
      @PurpleBassThumb 2 місяці тому +10

      ⁠@@angeldesigns1385if you read the captions in the video, it clearly states that “officer 2” said “put it down” but I love the idea that he would tell the officers that 😂

    • @anthonyrobino145
      @anthonyrobino145 2 місяці тому +3

      He said he’s trying 🤣

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet 2 місяці тому +2

      He said trying

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 2 місяці тому +206

    That first guy had the most aggressive attack waddle I've ever seen, I think the cops just killed the emperor penguin of the north.

    • @ddoherty5956
      @ddoherty5956 2 місяці тому +3

      🤣

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 місяці тому +3

      He looks like grown up Star Wars kid or Kevin Smith pre heart ❤️ attack, wt loss.

    • @larrynoe6162
      @larrynoe6162 2 місяці тому +4

      I thought he would fall down stepping off the sidewalk.

    • @ProtossTempest
      @ProtossTempest 2 місяці тому

      His stance also sucks. At first he attempts an intimidating pose (very anime-esque), and worsens it by running like some dumb hillbilly in a B-Rated ninja movie

    • @jeangrissom1071
      @jeangrissom1071 2 місяці тому

      😂😂🤣

  • @TAW4SHI
    @TAW4SHI День тому +1

    He triggered Boss fight😂
    A wild Police Deputy appears
    *Boss music starts fighting*

  • @AndrewRyan-zv7zb
    @AndrewRyan-zv7zb Місяць тому +1

    "Ritual madness" my favorite kind of madness. Very structured.

  • @sigspearthumb3249
    @sigspearthumb3249 2 місяці тому +462

    He missed the opportunity to yell, "There can be only one!"

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 2 місяці тому +9

      “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE”
      *[S H O T]*

    • @deejaykindred7029
      @deejaykindred7029 2 місяці тому

      “HERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS!”
      Nevermind. There can be more than this one..
      Jokes aside, I’m the parent of a soon to be an Autistic adult. It’s a big fear of mine when he may encounter police during a meltdown. I know he won’t brandish a fucking Katana, but I can’t help to feel that neckbeard here was Autistic and maybe a non lethal something would have snapped him back into reality instead he’s dead, officer had to take it seriously and I’m
      Sure he didn’t want to kill him… CZ dude suicide by cop case closed

    • @silk363
      @silk363 2 місяці тому +4

      why do you have that pfp bro

    • @thenitpickchannel9993
      @thenitpickchannel9993 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ZombieSazza”I have the power of God and anime on my side.”
      “I have a sidearm on my side”

    • @thenitpickchannel9993
      @thenitpickchannel9993 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro was the Highlander but headshots count

  • @WarbandGames
    @WarbandGames 2 місяці тому +148

    "I'm not telling you not to achieve that" was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

    • @JCElzinga
      @JCElzinga 2 місяці тому +3

      he has interacted with all sorts of goofy people.

  • @MustardM0nkey
    @MustardM0nkey 21 годину тому +1

    Katana bro ran in slow motion lmao Edit: Also I think the police should definitely have pulled out their service nunchucks and honored the mans duel

  • @ShojoBakunyu
    @ShojoBakunyu День тому +1

    I couldn't be a cop because I'd be looking at this NEET and laughing my ass off saying "Dude, WTF? Come on bro. Just stop." and that would just escalate the situation.

  • @Clint_L33twood
    @Clint_L33twood 2 місяці тому +204

    He charged them with the iconic speed of a glacier.

    • @kevinpatrick8788
      @kevinpatrick8788 2 місяці тому +7

      Even the walking dead extra Biden moves faster .

    • @LivingHe11
      @LivingHe11 26 днів тому +1

      He was trying to pull a drax and move so slow that he became invisible.

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 2 місяці тому +303

    You can usually tell early on when you're not going to be able to reason with someone, I reckon those first two officers got that sinking stomach feeling pretty quickly.

    • @embernocte
      @embernocte 2 місяці тому +43

      As soon as they start talking about fictional or historic figures they're related to or channeling, you can guarantee its not going to go well. Sucks so much for these officers. What an awful situation.

    • @j.murphy4884
      @j.murphy4884 2 місяці тому +26

      @@embernocte Yeah, I get the sense that guy was a combination of booze and some kind of mental break.

    • @njmfff
      @njmfff 2 місяці тому +6

      First dude reminded me of "I am a biotic GOD" from Mass Effect 2 scene.

    • @dhoffnun
      @dhoffnun 2 місяці тому +7

      "I'm related to Dionysus and everything" is the wildest way I have ever heard someone confess to being drunk lol

    • @T_Fizzle
      @T_Fizzle 2 місяці тому +3

      That's how I feel about most people I encounter on social media.

  • @canabuscits
    @canabuscits 2 місяці тому

    bro i fucking love you that cut to south park was comedy genius. I'm dying

  • @andthereIwas
    @andthereIwas 2 місяці тому +2

    I know its coming, but I am still never ready for the duck sound lol

  • @HansPottermann
    @HansPottermann 2 місяці тому +377

    Remember, switching to your sword is faster than reloading.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 2 місяці тому +18

      fella didn't roll nor did he parry.
      attributes did not meet the weapon requirements

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 місяці тому

      Tueller Drill! 21ft! 🔪

    • @irondragondxd3836
      @irondragondxd3836 2 місяці тому +1

      He clearly ran out of sprint

    • @Asageun
      @Asageun 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@justsomeplantcells- bro didn't have enough str or dex to use that sword

    • @DarkerThanBlack_666
      @DarkerThanBlack_666 2 місяці тому

      In today's current MW that is actually a thing lol

  • @Tank196958
    @Tank196958 2 місяці тому +341

    Sorry Donut, I have to share a story from about ten years ago. I am a firefighter and we caught a call to an elderly woman stabbed with a samurai sword. It was initially given as person down in the front yard, nothing about any wounds, etc. Sadly, she was no longer breathing and had no pulse. We were not able to revive her. The next shift, overtime on the ambulance for me, we caught a call for a headache at the same residence. I was in front of one of the deputies as the door opens to the grandson of the elderly woman, come to find out he had stabbed her with the sword the day before, and he has the same sword in his hand. As he raises it preparing to turn me into a bald headed shishkebab, I stepped to the side of the porch on the split foyer house. The deputy already had his taser out and popped him with it. This 300 lb teenage went right down the steps backwards sounding like a flock of canadian geese headed north in spring. He hit with a thud, assuring us he meant us no harm and wasnt going to use the sword on us. It was BS all the way around. He raised the sword in my direction. I was pleased to pull the barbs out on him to say the least. Stay safe out there folks. It is a crazy and stupid world.

    • @chocolatefrenzieya
      @chocolatefrenzieya 2 місяці тому +45

      Is it legal/professional to laugh at people while providing treatment?
      'Cuz I'd laugh.

    • @45proteinconsumer
      @45proteinconsumer 2 місяці тому +3

      wild

    • @odayaka9697
      @odayaka9697 2 місяці тому +34

      Of course he was 300lbs. They all are

    • @brianwilson8088
      @brianwilson8088 2 місяці тому +26

      ​@@chocolatefrenzieyaVery unprofessional, but not illegal

    • @VITAMINCOCKWATER
      @VITAMINCOCKWATER 2 місяці тому

      Sometimes professional goes out the window. If the pt acts human then professionalism stays. If you act like an animal or dumbass.... wellllll​@chocolatefrenzieya

  • @L3tha1ity
    @L3tha1ity 24 дні тому +1

    I’m more impressed from the textbook 2 tap. Give that cop a promotion

  • @kennethk6763
    @kennethk6763 Місяць тому +2

    Bro was just trynna get his drink on and sword fight. JUSTICE FOR DIONYSES NEPHEW

  • @blooveymcgrady
    @blooveymcgrady 2 місяці тому +112

    He runs exactly how i thought he would.

    • @akiraic
      @akiraic Місяць тому +1

      the way he catches his breath before rushing too

  • @ratedseven1710
    @ratedseven1710 2 місяці тому

    You called this man a "non meta character build" and that has to be one of the funniest jabs I've heard

  • @davida730
    @davida730 Місяць тому

    "I mean, I'm not telling you not to achieve that." Gold comment from that officer. Pure gold.

  • @valeriegage401
    @valeriegage401 2 місяці тому +187

    "Im not trying to let you NOT achieve that..."
    That is an Underrated line by an understanding Police Officer who understands The way of the WEEBS.

  • @GGtheDummy
    @GGtheDummy 2 місяці тому +121

    Bro thought he was the main character until he met his enemy
    The all-mighty 9mm

  • @SirPsychonautic
    @SirPsychonautic Місяць тому +2

    "60-1, the sword face the gun" - Sabaton: Shiroyama

  • @WickedCrispy
    @WickedCrispy 2 дні тому +1

    Man overestimated the 21 foot rule.

    • @KriskitArms
      @KriskitArms 2 години тому

      Well for burger boy it would probably take 21 footsteps to get to him from that distance

  • @IKnowBangerss
    @IKnowBangerss 2 місяці тому +308

    Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Clearly has never seen Indiana Jones

    • @kyledorsty906
      @kyledorsty906 2 місяці тому +4

      I just referenced that too

    • @angryparsnip9363
      @angryparsnip9363 2 місяці тому +12

      And as everyone knows, that scene was allegedly adapted from a kickass sword fight because Ford had a cold and wasn't up to it.

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 2 місяці тому

      @@kyledorsty906it showed it in the vid

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 2 місяці тому

      @@kyledorsty906it showed it in the vid

  • @davidjames2145
    @davidjames2145 7 днів тому +1

    Inadequate mental health provision
    +
    More guns than people.
    What could possibly go wrong?

  • @dudeman71213
    @dudeman71213 Місяць тому +3

    Great vid as always, Donut. Glad you put the reminder in to reach out if one is in a mental health crisis. I don't think mr-scorpion-pants was, but part of me wonders if AnimeLad was trying to self-forever-sleep by cop... seems plausible.

  • @dublinoseven3279
    @dublinoseven3279 2 місяці тому +177

    “While you were at the range, I was becoming a master of the blade…”

    • @rexblade504
      @rexblade504 2 місяці тому +14

      Shoulda learned from Indiana Jones, studying the blade is useless against someone who studies the art of the gun

    • @patrickshaw8595
      @patrickshaw8595 2 місяці тому +4

      @@rexblade504 Technically the ancient Chinese art of chemically propelled lead slugs is called Go-Hun.

    • @PatrickKniesler
      @PatrickKniesler 2 місяці тому

      ... Wait

    • @monkegaming6416
      @monkegaming6416 2 місяці тому

      Not conditioning though

    • @mikeespinoza5733
      @mikeespinoza5733 2 місяці тому

      a child with a gun can beat a master of any sword

  • @justethan5389
    @justethan5389 2 місяці тому +1122

    First guy was just so inspired by the new Dune, he wanted to audition as a Sardaukar😂

    • @Officer_jackie
      @Officer_jackie 2 місяці тому +7

      Nice badge you got respected member of the channel!!!

    • @killtyrant
      @killtyrant 2 місяці тому +22

      "lisan al weeb!! "
      Stilgar probably

    • @thil2894
      @thil2894 2 місяці тому

      @@killtyrant lisan al gaweeb

    • @CBaller2020
      @CBaller2020 2 місяці тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lethalexponent6
      @lethalexponent6 2 місяці тому +5

      He probably watched shogun

  • @mikehoncho4985
    @mikehoncho4985 12 днів тому

    Dudeeee i love the “whew” right before he decides to charge into battle 💀

  • @nick39691
    @nick39691 2 місяці тому +1

    amazon: would you like cardio with your katana order.
    him: no

  • @electrontube
    @electrontube 2 місяці тому +137

    A gun the size of:
    a) a folding chair
    b) a mastadon tusk
    c) a vintage 1920's cash register
    d) Secretariat, winner of the 1973 Kentucky Derby

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 2 місяці тому +9

      American News Reporters: Anything BUT -The Metric System- Literally Any Unit Of Measurement That Makes Sense, Since 1784!

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 2 місяці тому

      Knows 2 languages: exotic
      Knows 2 units of measure: freak!

  • @MichaelB-84
    @MichaelB-84 2 місяці тому +205

    “Water breathing, third form..”💀💥🔫

    • @samael335
      @samael335 2 місяці тому +25

      Now he can practice the final form of earth bending. Becoming one with it.

    • @amethystbore1534
      @amethystbore1534 2 місяці тому +13

      8 trigram 64 bullets

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus 2 місяці тому +1

      He blood bending just not well

    • @DamionLemonst-wn4cs
      @DamionLemonst-wn4cs 2 місяці тому +7

      Uh wouldn't that be lead breathing?

    • @michaelatlas2341
      @michaelatlas2341 2 місяці тому +2

      Lord help me 😂

  • @Nsixtyfourlink
    @Nsixtyfourlink 13 годин тому +1

    "you can not beat guns with karate." - some giant rat.

  • @trashc4nn
    @trashc4nn Місяць тому +1

    The pawn shop shogun is crazzzzyyy 😂😂

  • @timbenham516
    @timbenham516 2 місяці тому +308

    The first guy obviously needed help with psychological problems. It's sad because the cops tried to deescalate the situation and really didn't want to kill him.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 місяці тому +16

      Excited delirium. Sad but growing issue; 2010s to now: 2024. I think the guy was high or on drugs. Maybe EDP. 😵‍💫

    • @devlenruby6681
      @devlenruby6681 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah I feel like they could'vedone souch to prevent just shooting the guy how do you not have non lethal weapons with you when going to a call like that. Kinda seems like they wanted to shoot him

    • @nicholasroach880
      @nicholasroach880 2 місяці тому +90

      ​@@devlenruby6681 my man, I would like to tell you that non lethal is risky as fuck. And not always effective.

    • @colemanmoore9871
      @colemanmoore9871 2 місяці тому +62

      ​@devlenruby6681 so, you want to deploy non-lethal? How do you do that? You can't taze him while he is just standing there with a sheathed sword. He is not complying with orders, but is not threatening the officers. If they tazed him or used other force at that time, everyone would be screaming at them for escalation, as well as the city would be sued for injuries (falling on concrete is not good for your head).
      When he became a threat by pulling out the sword, there was no time for a tazer. He was too close to the officers and tazers are notorious for failing. If they used the tazer and it failed, it would be too late to use a gun, and the officer could be dead or injured.
      They tried to de-ecalate and get the guy to stay calm and drop the weapon. Not much else they could do without endangering themselves.

    • @metal100k
      @metal100k 2 місяці тому +4

      Feel like dude was on something or on some kind of spectrum to go from what are you doing to charging the officers with a katana with nithing in between. There is a significant disconnect there.

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 2 місяці тому +323

    For what it's worth, the officer in the first video did everything he possibly could to de-escalate, and dispatched the suspect properly when he aggravates.

    • @PaletoB
      @PaletoB 2 місяці тому +33

      A clear example reinforcing my belief the police should have knights in full plate armor. Give these guys a real boss fight.

    • @dissimilar816
      @dissimilar816 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@PaletoB if they are two in one patrol car make them ornstein and smough

    • @Mr.Ghost_og
      @Mr.Ghost_og 2 місяці тому

      Ehhhh I mean Los Angeles you’re probably going to get pepper sprayed and hit with the 40mm. Dude was the slowest moving person I’ve seen in a long time too. Every department deals with things different and you never know how many officers were on duty at the time. Those bean bag rounds and the 40mm are there for a reason though they save lives in the long run especially people going through mental health issues.

    • @jeremy4375
      @jeremy4375 2 місяці тому +9

      Days Inn samurai: I'm trying to achieve greatness in the katana
      Cop: I'm mean, I'm not telling you not to achieve that
      🤣😂🤣

    • @Babushkabongwatr
      @Babushkabongwatr 2 місяці тому

      ​@dissimilar816 that'd be amazing

  • @rook7393
    @rook7393 15 днів тому

    the little exhale as he preps to slice the bullets

  • @Scottymation
    @Scottymation 11 годин тому +1

    Dude doesn’t know he can easily take kendo in America.

  • @f-empire-8
    @f-empire-8 2 місяці тому +104

    Dude, the first cop is a G, he dealt with that situation the best he possible could have. In my opinion.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 2 місяці тому +5

      It's sad really. Homie is clearly blasted out of his mind, doubt he woulda done this stupid shit if he weren't

    • @sgotblocks
      @sgotblocks 2 місяці тому

      yea id rather keep my head also hes smart

    • @LeonKlent
      @LeonKlent Місяць тому

      He was obviously the better warrior

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 2 місяці тому +334

    A blunt reminder that life isn't like anime. Anyone feeling that level of distress should indeed seek professional help.

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 Місяць тому

    The way this guy runs is even worse than running in a dream feels like.

  • @swansman2007
    @swansman2007 Місяць тому +1

    The proper response should have been for the officer to pull out his sword and accepted the dual

  • @ceetruth4709
    @ceetruth4709 2 місяці тому +470

    18 years old and decided to throw his life away. What a fool

    • @AKITM
      @AKITM 2 місяці тому +53

      What exactly did he have to look forward to? Home ownership? A family?😂😂😂

    • @ceetruth4709
      @ceetruth4709 2 місяці тому +82

      @@AKITM If this is a serious question, I'm not sure how to explain the absurdity of it to you.

    • @-_-___----_..
      @-_-___----_.. 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ceetruth4709explain away smartass, what is there to look forwards to?

    • @Horseprotime
      @Horseprotime 2 місяці тому +18

      Assuming you’re young, you have a lot to learn concerning mental health. Dude wasn’t right in the head unfortunately

    • @ceetruth4709
      @ceetruth4709 2 місяці тому +30

      @@Horseprotime I'm 33, and I have enough understanding to know that life is greater than death in every instance. Right in the head or not, he could've turned his life around. Can't do that dead. Ignorance and stupidity is what led to his downfall. He surely wasn't mentally ill, just misled and deluded into thinking this was his best option. I just voiced that out because, no matter the circumstances, seeing such a young person throw their life away over something stupid sucks. He definitely wasn't a good person, but that could've changed.

  • @joshuastrawser9160
    @joshuastrawser9160 2 місяці тому +47

    "I am related to Dionysus...."
    Only insofar as you are CLEARLY intoxicated, sir.

  • @codygranrud6212
    @codygranrud6212 19 днів тому

    He's in a better place now, learning how to respawn.

  • @thekiltedgunsmith1776
    @thekiltedgunsmith1776 Місяць тому

    They mag dumped into the second dude like he had 3 plates and a self revive. 😂

  • @dizzydabz6905
    @dizzydabz6905 2 місяці тому +107

    That was the slowest attack attempt ever. Dude might want to train dexterity and agility more next time.