Oh my god. Imagine dying, becoming a ghost, and effectively getting enslaved by General Sam and turned into a comedy prop. That's horrendous. At moments like this I really hope ghosts aren't real
I'm happy to break this to you but ghosts are definitely not real. Across the theological and philosophical spectrum they are agreed to not be real. Atheists do not believe in them, Christians shouldn't believe in them, Hindu culture does not believe in them. The idea of a ghost denying an afterlife so that they can move a box two inches is obserd and archaic.
“Sam, why do we need to buy a new house?” ”Abby, you don’t understand, I have surpassed the need for a green screen, I need an entire green room.” I feel that.
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear bi
This guy started by doing Skyrim let's plays and DayZ "funny" moments to full on owning a professional studio garage just to keep making gaming videos. It only took a decade, a couple of beatings to his wife and some vicious online bullying. Congratulations Samuel, you truly are an inspiration to us all
Unironically glad to see this remember when Sam made those Skyrim videos in his mums attic and now he has a big ass house and a big house family shows you even an adult with the severe auts can make it in America
I remember those Skyrim Interesting Places videos and when he had less than 1k subscribers, for a really long time it felt like he wasn't getting the views he deserved. Glad to see Sam has made it big now. Would like more story/RPG stuff I think, the FPS Tarkov vids kinda all feel the same to me, just killcam montages.
Someone actually lived an entire life, with hopes, dreams, setbacks, and deep, powerful emotions and feelings, likely saw man land on the moon and lived through the invention of the first computers, only to end up as a bunch of ashes in a box with googly eyes. Plastered onto UA-cam in the greasy hands of General Sam.
0:43 That fire extinguisher appears to be a 10# ABC manufactured by Kidde or First Alert, they utilize a plastic handle rather than aluminum or brass like you would see on other higher quality fire extinguishers such as brands like Buckeye or Amerex, they are prone to pressure loss over time, and the plastic handle can break easily. Therefore rendering the fire extinguisher inoperable. I'm gonna go ahead and recommend to you a 5# or 10# ABC extinguisher from Amerex. They have a portable, strong and light aluminum build that makes them great for home use. Just be sure to mount it in an easily accessible location such as your entrances or exits, the extinguisher should mounted no more than 48 inches off the ground. Be sure to have your extinguisher serviced every 6 years from it's manufacture date to maintain, (Usually found on the underside or labels) and if possible take a rubber mallet and smack the underside of the extinguisher a few times on a 6 month basis to ensure the powder is free flowing and not "caked" up at the bottom. This will establish optimum performance in the event of a fire. Stand back 6-10ft and spray at the base of the fire. Thanks for your time, have a great day!
@@djhoon90 I swear man ever since I got this job every movie or video I watch I always notice the extinguishers in the background. I see fire extinguishers in my nightmares. I think I'm cursed.
“Now you might be asking: ‘Sam, why did you move locations?’” Uhhh I’m still stuck on the fact that he has a literal cremated corpse as a fucking mascot XD
he's unironically the biggest hunt streamer and crytek still didn't partner him lol. he has more views than the next two dedicated hunt content creators combined.
@@S.G.W.C. if partnering with crytek means becoming a Hunt affiliate then please no, that would mean sam needs to almost exclusively stream hunt which I don't think will happen
Those ashes should become a tradition for everyone who moves into that house, just like how french parliament has the skeleton of some guy present at certain meetings.
Duuuude, Cry of Fear is hands down one of my favourite horror games of all time. Props for fighting to get the multiplayer working, it's such a bear. Took my wife and I an hour once and we played for twenty minutes.
That laugh after he tells us we're getting left over footage from October is the same laugh one would get from a doctor when he tells you he's going to give you a prostate exam.
I love the idea of a paranormal show like Ghost Adventurers crossed with Cops where the cops just enact police brutality on various demons and spirits for 30 minutes at a time. I'd binge watch that shit in a heartbeat. (Edit:) I guess a poorly funded, reality TV version of Ghostbusters.
I found Sam's new house location based off of the sun's angle through his French doors. Cross reference that with homes recently sold in Florida and matching floor plans.. let's just say 👋 see you soon Sam
I know this is a completely out there comment to leave but Sam I want to say thank you for doing what you do. The last two years man dad struggled with a number of health issues. And some of my day's with him after I came back from the army was showing him you're videos and us laughing together. He now but I thank you for give us those moments together. Love you dad.
Did I really just LOL at " Hand to Ball Resuscitation".... god what have I become. Watching Sam and listening to Cumtown really has dropped my funny standards through the earths upper crust.
I love how your greenscreen comedy is getting more and more elaborate. Can't wait to see your rat hideout in all its greenscreen glory. Oh, and I love the new mascot.
I’ve been a devoted fan since the black warrior, i was about 12 or 13, im now 18 with a full time job and whatnot so it’s hard to keep up with every video… awhile ago i saw sam wasn’t getting as many views, but it’s great to see he’s getting the views he deserves…. some quality ass content man, i don’t think there’s any other content creator as good as him
As a crematory operator that is the box that we use to place them in after the process of cremation as finish. For the family to not put her even in a URN the thing that's suppose to be used is bad enough. They instead said "nah.... fuck that we just want to pay for the service and be done with her". Savage as fuck if you ask me.
I like how sam laughs at the fact that he used a month old footage when other content creators be like "oh yeah this footage 80 years old of my funny gameplay of the nuremberg trials"
If you want the garage to open up a lot more, you could convert that garage door to high lift, which would move all those horizontals much closer to the ceiling. You would have to add wood for the sides to screw into, and get a new jackshaft opener for it to work though.
Sam's penchant for comedy / skits really shines with this intro-I don't think I've ever been laughing so hard. Would honestly love to see more IRL-focused videos, e.g. his ice cream or tarkov food vids.
Ey man if the vids are even the same quality I'm sure most would be happy. Some great content man. And congrats on the new house homie. Making big moves.. Anyway, hope to see some more 50-50's in the future g, keep it up.🙏👌
Nice place, take your time with the setup and slap a grand video down when you're ready. You dont really get to appreciate the editing until you see a montage like this, you're more talented than you get credit for. Well, you editor is.
Not gonna lie Gamer I could live without that green screen if it meant he kept the same level of A S T H E T I C as that office Oh and I think he meant a 1/3rd a video a week, because… *Smacks lips* *Stares at more than 2, count em, 1-2, week old last video*
god sam let me just say the content is awesome man you put a lot of work into it we can tell and we get you have like a whole life going on i cant wait till the studio is ready
Sam has this kind of nonchalant attitude about his abilities as a content creator but dang seeing all the equipment setup in his old office shows how real is dedication is. There really is something filling up all the forehead space
Sam finally upgraded to a one bedroom, one garage house. The bedroom for the other creatures he’s forced to live with while he has eternal bliss in the garage. Congrats!!
Sam treats that woman's ashes with more respect than his living editor Staltt
And his living wife
He doesn't wanna be haunted
@@jcordell4226 smart
@@jcordell4226 Nice name
If Staltt treated himself with more respect then Sam would treat him better
Sam has finally built a dungeon suitable for his rat needs.
I heard your a lawyer, I need legal advice
@@JDMDC2 we all do
@@JDMDC2 he's also a doctor
Oh my god. Imagine dying, becoming a ghost, and effectively getting enslaved by General Sam and turned into a comedy prop. That's horrendous. At moments like this I really hope ghosts aren't real
Instead of haunting Sam, Sam will be terrorizing her
I'm sorry to break it to you but ghosts are definitely real and they definitely experience emotions so just imagine how that Ash woman feels lmfao
I'm happy to break this to you but ghosts are definitely not real. Across the theological and philosophical spectrum they are agreed to not be real. Atheists do not believe in them, Christians shouldn't believe in them, Hindu culture does not believe in them. The idea of a ghost denying an afterlife so that they can move a box two inches is obserd and archaic.
@@writer5790 absurd
@@monodrox I expect her and General to band together for revenge
“Sam, why do we need to buy a new house?”
”Abby, you don’t understand, I have surpassed the need for a green screen, I need an entire green room.”
I feel that.
don't we all want an entirely green and empty room?
@@kneegoblin4352 …yeah you’re right
Sam doesn't answer his employees questions
in 5 years time, we'll all be ranting and raving about how amazing 'dead mother-in law' is as a mascot
Was** something will happen to her.
@@CoochieKissKing It will snow and he'll -grit the side walk- respectfully scatter her earthly remains.
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear bi
"be free. be free." as he woefully frees her from her torment of watching a man child wheeze in a green room for years,
I kind of think it’s messed up. That was a person once…
This guy started by doing Skyrim let's plays and DayZ "funny" moments to full on owning a professional studio garage just to keep making gaming videos. It only took a decade, a couple of beatings to his wife and some vicious online bullying. Congratulations Samuel, you truly are an inspiration to us all
*beatings from his wife hahaha
I can't imagine the cost for sound insulation on that house...
Holy shit, has it really been that long? Growing up on the internet was a fever dream
Good Ol watermelon
sam is gonna love the ashes of a person he never knew with googley eyes on more, than his kids combined
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@@krieger8825 watch video
wife and kids combined*
Sam treats his audience just like his children in the basement, with leftovers and the one occasional candy every year.
And we love it >:)
1:39 he wanted this room cuz it looks straight out of Tarkov. Now he can exit camp his wife and kids.
Why don't just go to a Russian city, move to a block, it's ugly looking but cheap and spacious
@@krieger8825 your expecting too much out of sam
The real reason
Like the true rat lord he is. Let us Praise his existence
@@krieger8825 he didn't go to Russia because a PMC is worth more there richer
Unironically glad to see this remember when Sam made those Skyrim videos in his mums attic and now he has a big ass house and a big house family
shows you even an adult with the severe auts can make it in America
It truly is the land of opportunity. I came here with fucking nothing and now I'm loving life
Genuinely happy to see it
I remember those Skyrim Interesting Places videos and when he had less than 1k subscribers, for a really long time it felt like he wasn't getting the views he deserved. Glad to see Sam has made it big now. Would like more story/RPG stuff I think, the FPS Tarkov vids kinda all feel the same to me, just killcam montages.
@@FirstnameLastname-fn6ik id like to see him go way back. Maybe play some Fallout. Or cover Starfield and ES6 when they come out.
@@postindustrial76 fallout New Vegas multiplayer mod with the boys
Playing with a woman’s ashes, Sam is really bringing out his inner AquaFPS when it comes to prop comedy
Someone actually lived an entire life, with hopes, dreams, setbacks, and deep, powerful emotions and feelings, likely saw man land on the moon and lived through the invention of the first computers, only to end up as a bunch of ashes in a box with googly eyes. Plastered onto UA-cam in the greasy hands of General Sam.
That’s life
Im glad to see that sam left the riffraff called his family at his old house because now he has his new mother in law to keep him company
Those ruffians don't deserve his time or attention
0:43 That fire extinguisher appears to be a 10# ABC manufactured by Kidde or First Alert, they utilize a plastic handle rather than aluminum or brass like you would see on other higher quality fire extinguishers such as brands like Buckeye or Amerex, they are prone to pressure loss over time, and the plastic handle can break easily. Therefore rendering the fire extinguisher inoperable. I'm gonna go ahead and recommend to you a 5# or 10# ABC extinguisher from Amerex. They have a portable, strong and light aluminum build that makes them great for home use. Just be sure to mount it in an easily accessible location such as your entrances or exits, the extinguisher should mounted no more than 48 inches off the ground. Be sure to have your extinguisher serviced every 6 years from it's manufacture date to maintain, (Usually found on the underside or labels) and if possible take a rubber mallet and smack the underside of the extinguisher a few times on a 6 month basis to ensure the powder is free flowing and not "caked" up at the bottom. This will establish optimum performance in the event of a fire. Stand back 6-10ft and spray at the base of the fire. Thanks for your time, have a great day!
Ahh a fellow suppression tech... always notice those shitty plastic kiddes
@@djhoon90 I swear man ever since I got this job every movie or video I watch I always notice the extinguishers in the background. I see fire extinguishers in my nightmares. I think I'm cursed.
@@99lyon cursed to care about safety forever
Thanks bro
@@eliasredlich3425 You're welcome sweetie pie ☺
“Now you might be asking: ‘Sam, why did you move locations?’”
Uhhh I’m still stuck on the fact that he has a literal cremated corpse as a fucking mascot XD
Sam is entering a new phase
Really dude were past that
Hope that he snorts som for the two mill special
Reminds him of his jewish ancestors
It was only a matter of time.
Sam putting googly eyes on somebody's dead mother is the peak of his career
Idk man. That was somebody’s mom once…
IDK his Napoleon phase was something else.
@@rodrames2462 that video is gone I think bro, damn that was ages ago
I can see him arguing with his wife over why he needs to keep the ashes on the nightstand.
Honey if I piss off this ghost anymore we're gonna lose the channel
Something tells me she wouldn't agree with keeping someone's ashes to begin with, probably doesn't know about it lol
@@MintyLime703 Thank God it's not public knowledge.
@@wargamingrefugee9065 right? it'd be awful if he posted it on his public youtube channel where it would probably get millions of views
That poor ghost has to watch sam get naked every morning for eternity. There are terrible fates in this world
Fyi Sam, Hunt: Showdown is doing better than it ever has been and your continued coverage is really helping the game.
he's unironically the biggest hunt streamer and crytek still didn't partner him lol. he has more views than the next two dedicated hunt content creators combined.
You know what that means.
Time to drop the game before he becomes known for it.
Fax
@@S.G.W.C. if partnering with crytek means becoming a Hunt affiliate then please no, that would mean sam needs to almost exclusively stream hunt which I don't think will happen
Those ashes should become a tradition for everyone who moves into that house, just like how french parliament has the skeleton of some guy present at certain meetings.
Duuuude, Cry of Fear is hands down one of my favourite horror games of all time. Props for fighting to get the multiplayer working, it's such a bear. Took my wife and I an hour once and we played for twenty minutes.
How did you get it to work? fighting the bear right now and having no luck
@@axoydrevein6128 my guess is luck
I never got this game to work properly. Just crashes or doesn’t load, I don’t know why this game was never fixed.
That laugh after he tells us we're getting left over footage from October is the same laugh one would get from a doctor when he tells you he's going to give you a prostate exam.
I love the idea of a paranormal show like Ghost Adventurers crossed with Cops where the cops just enact police brutality on various demons and spirits for 30 minutes at a time. I'd binge watch that shit in a heartbeat. (Edit:) I guess a poorly funded, reality TV version of Ghostbusters.
I found Sam's new house location based off of the sun's angle through his French doors. Cross reference that with homes recently sold in Florida and matching floor plans.. let's just say 👋 see you soon Sam
What a gamer moment
@@HaplessOne definitely a gamer moment
Really I thought was going to slip up and say what local candy shop or chick a fil he’s at this time
Why do i think your telling the truth
I know this is a completely out there comment to leave but Sam I want to say thank you for doing what you do. The last two years man dad struggled with a number of health issues. And some of my day's with him after I came back from the army was showing him you're videos and us laughing together. He now but I thank you for give us those moments together. Love you dad.
Did I really just LOL at " Hand to Ball Resuscitation".... god what have I become. Watching Sam and listening to Cumtown really has dropped my funny standards through the earths upper crust.
you the reason for that volcanic activity?
The Spanish had it coming
That’s a podcast crossover we need, but perhaps the only one where everyone would be on the same level. It would be amazing content.
Fuck imagine if Sam was on Cumtown, it would be the most legendary episode yet
Sounds fitting for Sam to have some stranger's ashes. It'll remind him of his ancestors.
Sams glutes looking massive , the muscle mass required to support his goblin frame defies science
It’s cool how in the second part of this video you showed how you cleared the previous tenants out of your new property :)
That old office looked gorgeous holy shit, forgot how it looked since that VR video
I love how your greenscreen comedy is getting more and more elaborate. Can't wait to see your rat hideout in all its greenscreen glory.
Oh, and I love the new mascot.
My god. Shekelstein has finally been captured. The housing market can begin to heal.
I’ve been a devoted fan since the black warrior, i was about 12 or 13, im now 18 with a full time job and whatnot so it’s hard to keep up with every video… awhile ago i saw sam wasn’t getting as many views, but it’s great to see he’s getting the views he deserves…. some quality ass content man, i don’t think there’s any other content creator as good as him
Sam trying his absolute hardest to convince everyone he’s not abandoning his family. Typical Sam.
Congrats on being haunted for the rest of your life!
As a crematory operator that is the box that we use to place them in after the process of cremation as finish. For the family to not put her even in a URN the thing that's suppose to be used is bad enough. They instead said "nah.... fuck that we just want to pay for the service and be done with her". Savage as fuck if you ask me.
I'd like to see videos of him renovating his work space tbh
Fr I miss his irl vids
@@connorpatrick13 i miss the mail vids bro
I can just imagine the previous homeowners unpacking their things in their new home and being like “….FUCK we forgot mom”
Finally! Sam was able to recreate his Tarkov base irl!
Love the classic Killer Instinct music at 2:06
I like how sam laughs at the fact that he used a month old footage when other content creators be like "oh yeah this footage 80 years old of my funny gameplay of the nuremberg trials"
0:22 I'm making a shocked face but im laughing hysterically inside at the fact he put googly eyes on an urn box
sam truly is all about efficiency, his head is because smoother over the years to reduce drag
5:57 Bryan mag dumps an innocent girl and laughs about it
8:58 what a vanguard lobby sounds like once the game ends
I actually quite enjoyed the pre-green screen era of content. The cinematic rust/skyrim/fallout videos were some of your finest work.
Sam can't lie to us. He really left because the 12 year old started threatening him for his loot in exchange to not get doxxed.
Bedman is a weird Guilty Gear character
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
Bizzle is honestly the glue that holds these videos together 😂
Real brave move showing off the floor plan like that, people already know you live in Florida and there are a finite number of lisings on Zillow
I like Sam's new house.
We've worked hard for this.
If you want the garage to open up a lot more, you could convert that garage door to high lift, which would move all those horizontals much closer to the ceiling. You would have to add wood for the sides to screw into, and get a new jackshaft opener for it to work though.
hah, you said jackshaft.
I was crying laughing at the classic joke part for over 10 minutes. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
I've never been more excited for another man's achievement. I'm fucking ready for a full green screened room. Best UA-camr.
The idea of using someone else's parents ashes as your UA-cam mascot is what the internet is for
0:37 in and allready pissing myself.
Sam is now a true GAMER, his whole setup is in the basement xDDD
You prolly ain’t gonna read this but I was not doing so hot today and this video is just what the doctor ordered. Happy thanksgiving Sam
Sam really does know exactly what we want, I thought he was bluffing but I was proven wrong. Good job forehead man
i hope you can make more cooking videos in this new set up btw. id love to see what you got running round in that noggin of yours
Congrats on the new space!! The green screen gags are my fav.
Sam's penchant for comedy / skits really shines with this intro-I don't think I've ever been laughing so hard. Would honestly love to see more IRL-focused videos, e.g. his ice cream or tarkov food vids.
Damn he just got his last house the way he liked it with the fence and everything. This is 100% Abby.
I love to see people succeed and take pride in their work
"Classic Bryan joke" is where I lost my last bit of normal humor.
6:04 reminds me of Skyrim Multiplayer when Bryan suplexed an orphan, and he was just face down on the ground exactly like that, LOL
I like that Sam's new garage just looks like somewhere in Tarkov
Congrats on finding the free box of sprinkles in your house. Looking forward to the next icecream video so you can try them.
This is the essential dad office.
I didn't realize General Sam was missing from my life until this upload, and now I am at peace with the world again
Congrats on the new Mother In Law. Hope she's better than your current one
Congrats on your new house man! I'm really excited to see what kind of crazy shit you can come up with in the new space.
The only thing better than violating Aqua's plushy, is another set of eyes watching it. Congrats, my guy.
Ey man if the vids are even the same quality I'm sure most would be happy. Some great content man. And congrats on the new house homie. Making big moves.. Anyway, hope to see some more 50-50's in the future g, keep it up.🙏👌
Nice place, take your time with the setup and slap a grand video down when you're ready. You dont really get to appreciate the editing until you see a montage like this, you're more talented than you get credit for.
Well, you editor is.
@0:51 new ringtone ⚠️
With this new setup I'm going to expect longer and more frequent videos.
That is clearly too generous of a Christmas present Sam.
You should throw those woman's ashes into aqua's eyes when you see him next
aqua that fikkin degenerate, why would sam tell aqua where he lives. (oops kinda misread your comment)
This is great news Sam. I love to see that you still have so much passion for making videos
Not gonna lie Gamer
I could live without that green screen if it meant he kept the same level of A S T H E T I C as that office
Oh and I think he meant a 1/3rd a video a week, because…
*Smacks lips*
*Stares at more than 2, count em, 1-2, week old last video*
Logan Paul: *Gets flak for disrespecting the dead*
General Sam: Hold my Rode Mic
Many places to hide children, nice place sam :)
@2:09 This should have been the intro video to Battlefield 2042. Keep up the good work Sam!
Sam making huge strides here, the old him would have the basement reserved for prisoners and slaves and such
i’m so proud of watching how far you’ve come bru really impressive
Of course a person who likes the SS-Uniforms would search the basement first.
I don't get the remark, isn't sam jewish?
Bizzle: words words words
Sam: Wheeze wheeeeeze
I'm more hyped and interested in this house build then LTTs.
That's just a constant commercial for shit I can't afford.
Bryan's joke literally had me crying and snorting at 2am
god sam let me just say the content is awesome man you put a lot of work into it we can tell and we get you have like a whole life going on i cant wait till the studio is ready
Be patient with construction!! There are lots of shortages stalling an already slow process, that CAN’t be rushed if you want it done right!!!
Sam has this kind of nonchalant attitude about his abilities as a content creator but dang seeing all the equipment setup in his old office shows how real is dedication is. There really is something filling up all the forehead space
Bro I am so stoked at the new office, the things youll be making now are gonna be better than anything yet!
Sam finally upgraded to a one bedroom, one garage house. The bedroom for the other creatures he’s forced to live with while he has eternal bliss in the garage. Congrats!!
Dude this man is moving up. Mad respect homie
I’m impressed you managed to find a place that perfectly suits you. A true family home.
Congrats on the house, I fucking *love* the green screened stuff in your Tarkov videos, glad to hear there's more of that coming :D
Factual that cry of fear makes everything run at you and you have 3 bullets tho
Think I’ve gone through every shiro song on Spotify and can’t find this banger at 2:50
I think it is shmurda
When you are high on mountain dew.., 2:00
General Sam is literally too funny. I Honestly LOL everytime i watch this dudes videos... God, Thanks for the content!!!